With Rosanne touring Europe, Robert has felt the need of some help in moderating the blog. So he’s sworn in Paul Baker and Rebecca Lasley (Lady Bunniful) as co-administrators. Please welcome them in traditional MuseBlog fashion and treat them with all the awe and reverence a GAPA usually inspires.
September 27–
ATTENTION: Hostilities have broken out. Pie war advisory. Proceed with caution!
*pies PB&J and Lady Bunniful with pumpkin pie*
Happy GAPA-dom!
Amazing! *pies the new GAPAS* this is certainly new.
REBECCA LASLEY? The best cook ever to walk a deck?
Congratulations, mate.
Just wondering: do these GAPAs have the same moderating powers as the regulars?
WHOA!! *pies*
Shweet!! *pies*
Welcome abourd, Lady Bunniful and PB&J!!
yay
*pies awe- and respectfully*
*splat*
*splat*
*official telegram beeping noise*
OFFICIAL COMMUNICATION
TO: The Honorable Person of His Magnamity Lord Sir Paul Baker Hornplayer and The Honorable Person of Her Pulchritude Lady Myr Rebecca Lasley Bunniful Wordsmythe
MESSAGE READS:
The Queen of Kiador, Her Glowing Majesty Julietaini Squeakscreech, sends her warmest regards to the new GAPAs of the Museblog. She hopes to see their reign be as glorious and magnificent as she knows it can be, and her heart is gladdened, though the loss of Rosanne, however temporary, can cause nothing but aching regret. She can see now that her fears as to the moderation of the blog in Myr Spector’s absence were childish and unfounded. She sends her best of wishes to Lord Baker and Lady Bunniful. May your winds be fair, your woes nonexistent, and your path sure and righteous.
SIGNED,
Her Majesty the Queen
SANCTIONED,
Sir Duke Ikoloki of New Wuuderstaat and Myr Countesse Rhonda of Southern Beeidercaulk, in their Capacities as Official Advisors to the Crown
DATED,
Second Day of the Third Week of the Eighteenth Month of the Four-Thousandth-Two-Hundredth-Fifty-Seventh Year of Our Reckoning in Haskamirian Years, or 9/22/06
w00ty w00t! *pies LB and the PB&J* We love you both! Just remember that when we rant at you for not staying up until midnight so we could celebrate New GAPA Day right when it began! Don’t mind the pies either. *pies again* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sends pies with congradulatings. will duck return fire… w00t
*Gwen’s very spiffy mask of diplomacy is put on*
We extend our most gracious welcomes to you, Lady Bunniful and PB&J. We are proud to have you two assisting us as Miss Roseanne takes leave to Europe. You’ll find that our bloggers are most polite…*random Muser runs across room, holding two pies*
MUSER: WHOOHOO! PIE THE NEWBS!
*pie is flung across visages of two guests*
Crap. I should run before they zap me with their new GAPA powers.
Hiiiiiieeeeeeeee!! What type of pie do you want? How about black cherry?
OK.
*Gives you each a black cherry pie*
*doublesplat*
HAY MAT-IES!
Welcome aboard, ye scurvy seadogs! I hope yer stay be pleasant and that yer cups of randomosity stay filled to the brim.
*sweeps off hat and bows low*
*pies PB&J and Lady Bunniful with the bestest two pies in the world–a pure Nutella pie and a Pecan Pie!* Welcome! Are you sworn in forever or just until Roseanne returns?
*pis*
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*is too tired to pie, so drops 16 ton weight instead*
It was a FRIENDLY 16 ton weight.
all righzt. now that PB&J is a GAPA, I expect an answer in the music thread.
Thank you, all. *curtsies very deeply and carefully to avoid falling on her nose*
Sorry not to have acknowledged earlier such a gracious welcome. Between showering off the pies and recovering from the initiation rites . . . whew, all that chanting and dancing and typing . . . and the equinox was way past my bedtime and . . . oops forgot about that little nondisclosure agreement thingy.
What was the oath of office I swore to, anyway? Bad luck I never learned Esperanto.
*hands Rebecca and Paul my mom’s really really good chocolate cheesecake, along with plates and napkins*
Some things are just too good to throw.
Shwee! Lady Bunniful has a green name now! w00t w00t!
Greetings and pies, new GAPAs! You must inform us of your favorite pie flavors, of course. Or, in PB&J’s case, favourite pie flavors. Though I will deeply miss the Most Great and Powerful Mrs. Spector during her absence, I welcome the new riegn of PB&J and the Lady Bunniful. Long live the GAPAs! New and old!
11-Hey, emogrl, I like your face thingie!
Hiya! I’m looking at all these other people welcoming you, and everything, but, really, none of us should be, because none of us are GAPA’s ourselves, so it would appear to me that a welcome from us isn’t quite proper…oh, well! (Whew, that was a run-on! ^_^ )
*pies with cherry pies*
Oooo, you’re right, Jadestone. The pleasures of being green hadn’t occurred to me. How squeelightful.
And Veralidaine, you are so right about the cheesecake. ‘Twere a crime to waste it. My compliments to your mom. Mine never came out this good.
YKM: Has to be key lime. Or pecan pies as my mom made them. (Though my brother makes them almost as good.) Oh, and pumpkin, sweet potato, (tart) cherry, . . . uh, maybe I should list pies I don’t like.
Just a question: Are the new GAPAs permanent GAPAs? Or just until Rosanne gets back?
I don’t care, I love all ze moozerz. I like ze new GAPAs too. I was just wondering.
Congratulations, Paul Baker and Rebecca Lasley! Now you guys can and make your names green and write in italics without breaking any unstated rules! *doesn’t pie, because she doesn’t think it’s appropriate, even though it is, so just plays a record of the famous song “Happy Birthday.”*
Congrats! Welcome to the land of GAPA-ness!
Oh, the great Rosanne has left
and even though it is only temporary
We miss her oh so much
And her not being here is scary.
But, look!! Robert has a solution,
and it is two brand new GAPAs!
Paul Baker and Lady Bunniful
We welcome you with an act of fusion!!
*hugs* Welcome to GAPA-hood!!
The green names are links to no site. Sorry to belittle the specialness of GAPAness, but why can’t we all have green names?
Oh. Apparently HTML doesn’t work in names. That would be a reason why we can’t all have green names. It was such a good idea, though.
22) How about pecan pie as I make them?
I make a pretty good pecan pie.
Mmmmm……. I think I might make one tomorrow now….
Hi Paul and Rebbeca.
Nice to have you on board.
Paul has been on here before, but I don’t think I’ve seen Rebbeca.
I hope you can stay even after Rosanne gets back.
IT would sure make life easier for the original GAPAs.
I know, it is good! Mom was ticked I stole her cheesecake, so you really saved me by complimenting it. *phew*
#21: Thanks! Most ppl make it like //_-, but I changed it b/c it just looks cuter and happier like that.
YAY! If you decide to stay when Rosanne returns, that would mean we would have FOUR GAPAs! That means… well, I don’t really know what it means, but it would be good.
Faster moderation? Less work for the GAPAs? More energy to spend tossing pies at each other? There’s a start for you PF XD
*pies all on the thread* hey, with more GAPAs they’re also better equipped to handle PIE WARS!!! RAAAAH!!!!! *brings out trebuchet (sp?)*
(33) – yah, trebuchet is spelled right (I did research on those things a few years ago)
*pies Ebeth using catapult AND ballista* HAH!
and I think having 4 GAPAs would be absolute awesomeness.
*Pies necromancer with the GALACTIC PIE BOMBERS!!!!!*
Yeah, that’s right. Five, i repeat, FIVE exclamation points. Boo yah.
yay!!!! new GAPAS! does this have anything to do with my suggestion? anyway welcome paul and rebecca!
you 2 don’t know what you’re getting yourselves into….
Oh yes we most certainly do! *pies emmatheduck* MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Good, Good. *rubs hands together*
Soon there will be whole armys of GAPAS!
Whooo. Most excellent! More wonderfully flamablamablous GAPAs!!!
I say, old things, thanks awfully for all the pies. I shall freeze the remains and fish them out periodically for a delightful change at tiffin.
*clouds gather and orchestra plays scary music as PB&J convulses and grows hairy*
Aha! Now, my beauties, I can work some mishief! I have access to the Back End of Museblog. I can do ANYTHING – like post all your posts in reverse order. Or Swedish. Or create 40 topics, all about cheese.
*cackles maniacally*
Don’t worry. I’ll try not to delete anything critical. If I do, you are allowed to pie me unmercifully.
WEEEEEE. *pies* Will one of you make a hot pink bunny fan club one? PWEESE?
38- i was talking to the new GAPAs, not to you! (but thanks for the pie anyway)
41- pieing isn’t as fun when you have PERMISSION!!!!
42) *gag* Did you just say….. *shudder* p*ease?
*gags again*
45- what’s wrong with saying please?
*pies Ebeth the Stalker*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
oh, burn, look at those TEN exclamation marks
*summons Ebeth’s trebuchet* hah! you no longer have a weapon!
PREPARE TO SURRENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (
wait – what happened to my post?
PB&J… what did you do?
oh well.
all these are aimed to Ebeth: *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies* *pies*
HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (
oh, and *summons Ebeth’s Galactic Pie Bomber*
hah! now you have no weapon!
poor you, with no magic…
(42, 45)
So much for the bunny thread. Too bad.
I much prefer the kindness in handing over a pie to all these constant pieings. Kokopelli and I would NOT get along.
PB&J, didn’t you have some evil plot about making topics on cheese before? I definitely remember you saying something like that. I think you’re just obsessed with cheese. Crazy brit. *gives CHOKLIT* Here’s a much better obsession for you!!!
Ooooooh boy. Ooooooooh boy oh boy oh boy. This means WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To arms, to arms! To legs, to legs! To noses, to noses! To pies, to pies! RAAAAAAAAARRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come join me fellow…erm…what are we fighting about again? Whatever, everybody who ♥s me, come help! *snatches back galactic pie bombers and bursts a ginormous strawberry banana creme pecan honey and caramel pie over emmatheduck’s and the necromancer’s head*
I, THE NECROMANCER,
FORMERLY BELLATRIX LESTRANGE,
DO DECLARE WAR UPON
EBETH THE STALKER,
BECAUSE… because… ummm…
oh yes! BECAUSE PIE WAR’S ARE FUN!
AND WE HAVEN’T HAD ONE IN A VERY LONG TIME!
BWAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come, join me in my plots against Ebeth!
Whether you’re evil or not, come and join
THE GREAT PIE WAR 2!!!
*pies Ebeth and, um, Cat’s Meow with okra/kale/brussel sprouts pies using an even better Galactic Pie Bomber*
come, please join me in this fight!
41- Would you? Please? I personally would love to see things posted backwards, or in Swedish, or about cheese. Only I think you were joking.
Ebeth, my enemy, we need a reason to go to war…
hmmm…
we need to think about that…
anyways, let the war go on…
*ponders over reason*
how exactly did we get from welcoming the new GAPAs to pieing each other?
someone needs to update the definition of GAPA in HG2MB
*changes definition*
*hastily issues new GAPAs pie-proof helmets, gas masks, and raincoats*
*hooks up fire hoses*
PIE WAR?!?!?! We need one.
*pies all with every type of pie imaginable stuck into one*
i love you mr baker, your mind is so devilously delicious!
now instead of r&r, we have r&r&r&p
nice.
i shall go to war AGAINST you nemocracer because:
1) i likes ebethy, she is my friend (gets pied for acting weird)
2) you are not a supporter of pwt (gets pied for liking pwt)
3) you have not pledged your allegiance and undying loyalty to me. for that matter, nobody else has either… (gets pied for being an egomaniac)
4) you didn’t fight on my side in the last war. (you weren’t here yet- NO WAIT yes you were! or were you? is pied)
5) yous does not like WD and has not read it either. (gets pied for assuming thus. well most everybody hasn’t, so THERE!)
6) you are not a hot pink bunnie. (is pidd for mispelling)
7) your name is longer than two letters. (is pied for general weirdness)
now that i have named my seven reasons, i would like to talk about something completely unrelated. nevermind that last sentence.
i shall go to war with you at once! tremble at the sight of my mighty army! we shall crush your posts and eat your pies for supper! die die die die die! *goes berserk* *recovers* now, what did i do with my copy of WD?
on the other hand, i could start a war based soley on the fact that WD is not in the hg2mb whilst chucky is.
(56) I believe that’s called the Natural Order of Things.
Argh! How could I have missed this? Neopets sure pulls you in and doesen’t let you come out for any good literaure! CURSE YOU NEOPETS!!!! ARGH!!!!!! Anyways…
*Pies Rebbeca*
*Pies Paul*
We should start getting used to these names eh? SEND US PIIIIIIIICTUURES!!!!! *pants wildly* *cough* *cough* Eh erm sorry about that…
You guys are so lucky. (GAPAs) All you have to do is sit around and watch us talk all day and get PAID for it. How hard is that?
See? I’m an administrator! Look look!!! Do I get paid now?
You think we get PAID to do this? Au contraire, the publisher barely knows this site exists.
52 :Sure, I’m obsessed with cheese. I like cheese. Cheese is good. Of course, we can get the decent stuff over here. Liek Stinking Bishop and that stuff wrapped in nettles.
*gloats*
PAID to be a GAPA? It’s a badge of honour. We should pay Kokopelli for the privilege. On second thoughts, that would provide him with cash to buy pies. I’ll buy him a Double Gloucester instead. As long as he doesn’t roll it at me.
65- I told her….
swiss cheese pwns all other varieties.
the publisher would be carus publishing, not swmnbn.
Yay Em! *hands Em several thousand pies* Let’s gittem! *piepiepiepiepie*
Idk…what should we go to war about? Cheese Rolling vs. Pumpkin Dropping? (I would totally be cheese rolling XD)
Em –
you can’t start a war! Ebeth and I already have! unless there are two wars going on at once, which could get incredibly confusing…
I HEREBY BEGIN A PIE WAR
AGAINST EM (and maybe Ebeth, too) (or maybe there are two seperate pie wars) (but if there are two seperate pie wars, then Ebeth and I still need a reason) (and i haven’t read WD, and hope I never will).
I AM IN FULL SUPPORT OF CHUCK NORRIS
(who, btw, is waaaay better than WD, cuz he’s in the HG2MB, so there!) (and he inspired me to take Martial Arts, so now i’m a second-degree black belt, and he is like my role model)
WHILE EM IS, INSTEAD, IN SUPPORT OF (blech) WATERSHIP DOWN.
—
huzzah!
we’ve begun a new pie war/skirmish!
—
Em, are you sure you want to go to war with me? I have a mighty army and navy, not to mention lotsssss more nasty stuff…
This is how it always begins: people forget what the last war was like and somehow conceive the idea that another one would be fun.
*sings*
When will they ever learn?
When will they ehhhhh-ver learn?
Never GAPA. Never. Squee!
Necromancer, we can’t fight norris vs. WD again, because i’m on em’s side and i still haven’t read WD *gasps of horror* em don’t leave me now please…i gave you pies XD Besides, i’m reading my dad’s book about agincourt that i definitely just stole cuz i was bored.
What could we do? Koko vs. Urania? (i’d be koko) Choklit-lovers vs. choklit-haters? Wait…choklit-haters? No such thing. Or at least, i shun them. *shuns* lol. Um…Pop vs. Soda? (vs. Coke?) (i’m pop) Water vs. Carbonated Beverages? (i’m water…hey there’s a way around the whole pop/soda issue!) History geeks vs. Math geeks? (history…totally…) Winter vs. Summer? (WINTER! Heck yes!) Authors, music, sports (don’t know much about though), websites, movies, whatever you want to argue about!
NO!!! too much going on at one time!!!! Lets wait until the PPP and the RPG slow down. Around December, mebbe.
31-You”re right! It’s definitely cuter the way you make it!
66-Yuck. Why would you want that? Give me a banana cream pie any day!
Shoot…didn’t mean to do that…oh, well.
69-Whatever! American…or Pepper Jack…yeah…..!
I’m sorry, HMTHVofN, but,
I HEREBY DECLARE WAR ON Ebeth, Em, AND Necromancer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, what now?! 25 exclamation points!
To anybody who cares to anwser: Which version of my name do you like better?
History geeks vs. Math geeks?
HECK YES!
GO MATH GEEKS!
w00t!
ahem
I am currently at war with:
Ebeth (history geeks) vs Necromancer (math geeks)
Em (WD) vs Necromancer (Chuck Norris)
Tris (good necromancer) vs Bellatrix Lestrange (evil necromancer)
gb vs Necromancer (for no real reason, it seems)
HUZZAH FOR THE PIE WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*throws mupe pies, pies in the shape of a +, and “spinning back kick” pies, and banana pies (can you guess who gets what pie?)*
anyone else?
To Ebeth, Em, and myself:
I propose that we join together to defeat gone….bananas in her war against us.
Shall we? It would make more time to have a war among ourselves…
GAPAs, you should probably rename this thread, with the subheading:
“Necromancer started several pie wars on this thread, so come and join the fun!”
or something along those lines.
*does a pie-by* (like a drive-by only with pies)
I am the Skipper and hereby form the Side for People Who Are Not Cannibals.
*pies everyone* mwhahahahahaahahahaa
FWAtching!!
*does a jig*
*jiggity jig jig jig*
*jig*
The People Who are Not Cannibals have been officially changed to The People Who Have Mad Jigging Skills.
*jigs till the cows fly home*
I am also crazy history geek.
Infact, did you know that the bicentennial of the Lewis and Clark expiedition ended on the 26th of sep–*is pied*
Are there any other History geeks who will join me? * wipes pie out of hair/puts hair in ponytail* Roll up your sleeves, put down the ancient manuscripts, peel your selves away from the History museum, and get to work!
We can scar the math geeks permanently by singing the Charbonneau song and making our banners with the extremely ugly historical portriats of people like Napoleon and Tom J!
*Skims thread; is too lazy to read it all*
Wait…Are we having a war over CHEESE? Well, in that case, I’m all for CINNAMON SUGAR PHILLY (Heck yes!!).
Well, if we still need ideas over what to fight over…We could do a Math/Sci Geeks vs Arts/History Geeks war…maybe?
*refuses to even think about anything acedemic*
*continues with the jig*
79-
Lirael
“Necrotrix, I’ve just wandered in from the RPG therad. I thought I was the good necromancer! I am now extremely confuzzled.”
no pie war!!!! i am forming the People Who Think That The Pie War Deserves To Wait Until December. Anybody with me?
Another pie war?!?!?!?!?
*gasp* will someone please summarize what events have taken place thus far? The cause [if any] and the sides?? Por favor?
For now, *pies everyone*
we’ve already had a choklit war, which i must say was loads more violent than the wd/cn war. the flaming was atrocious.
we* propose that we only have two sides to this war. if you want to start a different war, go start it on a different thread. if you want to war against the warring parties, please wait until the end of this war when we have nothing better to do.
we also will not fight about wd. we will simply allow the rest of you wallow in your guilt that you haven’t read it.
we will be on the side of the history geeks, with our army of hpbs and ebeth (don’t get me wrong- we only let her tag along because the average hpb is not real smart)
that being said, we will ignore all third parties that pop up, and will not be adreessing their greviences.
now that i have just made a show of being arrogent and pompous, i would like to pie the nemocracer. *pies aforesaid person*
*the royal we
sigh well can I start a war ? well I`ll and noww you can join the war of wwIIvs. wwI lovers
84, 90-w00t! go us history geeks!!! *pies all math geeks*
85 – no, we dont’ have a war for cheese yet, though you can claim one if you wish.
90 – I like having several pie wars going on at one time, so i’ll ignore your comment.
91 – what’s wwl ?
*pies all history geeks, good necromancers, people who support WD*
—
Here are the sides so far:
Chuck Norris Supporters
Necromancer
WD Supporters
Em
Ebeth
Math Geeks
Necromancer
History Geeks
Ebeth
Otzi
Good Necromancers
Lirael (rpg)
Evil Necromancers
Bellatrix Lestrange (rpg)
People Who Think That The Pie War Deserves To Wait Until December
Her Majesty The High Vyness of Nyllix (kiki)
The People Who Have Mad Jigging Skills
The Skipper Nancy
Supporters of Cheese
emögrl //_^
~~The below people have claimed support to cheese somewhere on this thread, but have not actually joined this side~~
PB&J (?)
gone….bananas / shadowkat (?)
FrigidSymphony (?)
Non-Supporters of Cheese
People who just happen to post here
[none have claimed this position]
as you can see, people can be on several sides at once.
I’m pretty sure this list is accurate – if not, change it.
oops – take off Non-Supporters of cheese.
no one’s made that side yet…
How Dare You?
I fell asleep in history and math is imposible
I am…..
The Science Geek
I’ll side with anyone
Why can’t sci/art go together? Why always science and math?
95 – don’t side with anyone. You can be yourself!
96 – you want an Art Geek side?
These are the two main sides (since Ebeth and Necromancer started this war):
Math Geeks
Necromancer
History Geeks
Ebeth
Otzi
Em
Anit-HistoryGeeks
Necromancer
—
These are the extra sides who decided to join:
People Who Think That The Pie War Deserves To Wait Until December
Her Majesty The High Vyness of Nyllix (kiki)
People who want this war****
Necromancer
Ebeth
Em
Otzi
The Skipper Nancy
emögrl //_^
Darth Yoda
The People Who Have Mad Jigging Skills
The Skipper Nancy
Supporters of Cheese
emögrl //_^
~~The below people have claimed support to cheese somewhere on this thread, but have not actually joined this side~~
PB&J (?)
gone….bananas / shadowkat (?)
FrigidSymphony (?)
Science Geeks
Darth Yoda
People who just happen to post here/neutrals
[none have claimed this position]
—
I’m pretty sure this list is accurate – if not, change it.
I’d like to get rid of all the question marks, so choose your sides and prepare to be pied!
****this side was assumed – if you don’t support the war but I put your name there, change it
*adjusts parasol, lawn chair, and scuba gear*
*peruses programme thoughtfully provided by Necromancer* (lovely calligraphy, by the way)
*quietly checks off categories, adds science/art geeks*
*ponders the fact this thread began with the request to “Please welcome them in traditional MuseBlog fashion and treat them with all the awe and reverence a GAPA usually inspires.”*
Mission accomplished, I’d say.
I refuse to let this go on. We didn’t rescue Museica from war just so we could watch it elsewhere. WAKE UP, PEOPLE!!! THIS IS WHAT LAID FIVE THREADS TO WASTE!!!!!!! PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nah, peace is getting boring.
98-Isn’t this a traditional Museblog welcome?
How soon they forget.
*shakes his head ominously*
*goes to closet*
*takes out a black hooded cloak*
*starts sharpening his scythe*
NO MORE BLOODY LISTS OF SIDES! CANT WE JUST HAVE A WAR?
*shakes head sadly*
*continues sharpening scythe*
horray for the new GAPAs! *pies with chocolate french cream pie* *applauds* I like math, but I think for now *runs franticaly away from war and pies both sides from a distance* I’M NEUTRAL! I’M NEUTRAL! I’M SWITZERLAND! AAAH!
The Grim GAPA:
Originally Robert Coontz, but granted the power of capturing the souls of fallen pie warriors after making pact with Kokopelli.
EEEK! Robert has something pointy!!! RUN!!
Ach! Death! I mean, DEATH! Run! *pies DEATH and flees in terror*
nonono!!!
I am FED UP with your shortsighted pie wars. We solved the last one with peace. This one… will be solved with FEAR.
*puts on black cloak*
*sharpens scythe*
We are the Grim Pie Reapers. Join us, and thou shalt be spared.
(Great idea, Robert.)
oh it should totally wait till december
Art and Science? Pinch me I’m dreaming.
That t’would be the awesomest subject to ever cross the land!
74/79/84/89/92- MATH GEEKS PWN!!! Wow, I don’t act like this when I’m not on Museblog. Museblog makes me feel sane at school. Anyway, I’m against the pi war but for math and science.
109-Since it took three threads to recover from the pie war, I’ll join you.
*puts on black-and-red cloak from last year’s halloween*
*finds a scythe in a hidden closet*
*finds whetstone from a pocketknife*
*begins to sharpen scythe and shake head sadly*
96- Science and art don’t go together because in my school, you can’t take regents earth science and accelerated art at the same time. There isn’t non-accelerated 8th gr. art.
Math? HA!
Watch me prove that a 2 by 4 is a square!
5x=25
x=5
x-5=0
2(x-5)=0
2=0/x-5
2=0
2+2=0+2
2=4
HA!
So There!
Grim Pie Reapers
Robert Coontz(Admin.)
Prarilius Canix
curious and questioning
There’s a Science/Art Side?? YYYESSSSSSSSSS!!
I guess I’ll join then!!
*Pies a few random ppl w/ petri-dish/ paint pies – Bet you’ve nvr heard of THOSE!*
Add a new side; the Grim Pie Reapers.
112- you can’t divide by zero!!!(x-5)
*Note* this does not mean I am a math geek. I do not even like math. I just happen to be fairly good at it, and so it has been force fed down my throat, which probably caused my resentment. I love art and have taken ceramics for years, but have also done sci fair for three years. I think that aesthetic/art type things have long been regarded as the natural oppisite of science, but really there is a very close relationship. Scientists need breaks from the precise and go for art and literature as an outlet for pent creativity. Art is a kind of science, like the chemistry of glazes or the way that one paintstoke can trick the brain. It’s beautiful, even Jackson Pollock(my favorite, by the way) had a unique system no one since has been able to reproduce.
114- How about clay? It stings more upon impact.
Ok, I decided to keep shadowkat0326 as my name. Just so we’re all clear. It’s just easier that way.
I am a Math Geek, a Person Who Wants This War, a Supporter of Cheese, an Art Geek, a Science Geek, and a Grim Pie Reaper!!!
79-Tris is not a necromancer, good or bad!
80-I don’t think you should do that.
106-Egads!!!!!!!
Let the War officially begin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bad idea, guys. You’ll be sorry.
*starts pulling on black hooded robe*
116-congradulations. thats the fastest anyone has ever caught that. I love theoretical math, looking at art (im not very talented, but i wish i was) biologoy, and current events (history that acculy has some use to it). I hate real math, history, and by the book science.
Mr. Coontz (thats the coolest last name ever!)(but we already knew that) I seem to vaguely recal that your an editor for a science magazine. Lucky. I can’t hold it in, and i end up correcting my teachers’ writing to the point of being rude. o_0
In fact, I work for the science magazine–that is, the magazine called Science. It’s great fun.
When I was 14, I argued with my English teacher about the way I chose to use semicolons. I remember thinking, “I’ll show her!” Now I get to tell other people how to use semicolons. (I’ve learned a lot about them since I was 14, though, and I suspect my English teacher was right.)
121- i wouldn’t bet on it. teachers are wrong sooooooooooooo often.
I wrote a paper about semicolons in 7th grade!
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They rock!
no no no no no you cant dividezero by other stuff.
97) NOOOOO!!!!!! YOU DIDN’T PUT ME ON!!! I am on the “People who want this war” side and the “Band Geeks” side. Band geeks rock!
*pies EVERYONE (except for the Grim Pie Reapers–Goooood GPRs, goooooood GPRs…..~pats them on their heads and runs for life~) with Moon Pie! BWAHAHAHAHAAA*
63) Don’t curse them! They really should join forces with Muse and then we could all become the RULERS OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!
….Ooor just the internet.
That works too, half the teenage population thinks that the internet IS the universe.
HA!!! I could be any of the above (history, art, science or math geek) but NO!! I have forsaken the intellectual life! I am officially just a happy stupid little jiggy-ite!
*jigs her little booty off*
So I say
Huzzah for Mad Jigging Skills!!!!
*Al Capone and the Pope burst in with violin cases. They put down the cases, open them up and… start playing the fifth brandenburg concerto. Then they pie everyone. But not me. Because the mob owes me a favor. Because I went grocery shopping for the local Don.*
125-There’s a band geeks side too? I’m in on that. So i’m on the History Geeks and the Band Geeks! *pies everybody else*
These are the two main sides (since Ebeth and Necromancer started this war):
Math Geeks
Necromancer
curious and questioning
shadowkat0326
Anit-Math Geeks
[none have claimed this position]
History Geeks
Ebeth
Otzi
Em
Anit-HistoryGeeks
Necromancer
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These are the extra sides who decided to join:
People Who Think That The Pie War Deserves To Wait Until December
Her Majesty The High Vyness of Nyllix (kiki)
People who want this war
Necromancer
Ebeth
Em
Otzi
The Skipper Nancy
emögrl //_^
Darth Yoda
shadowkat0326
Zyka
The People Who Have Mad Jigging Skills
The Skipper Nancy
Supporters of Cheese
emögrl //_^
shadowkat0326
~~The below people have claimed support to cheese somewhere on this thread, but have not actually joined this side~~
PB&J (?)
FrigidSymphony (?)
Science Geeks
Darth Yoda
emögrl //_^
Art Geeks
Darth Yoda
emögrl //_^
Band Geeks
Zyka
Necromancer
Grim Pie Reapers
The Grim Gapa (Gapa Coontz)
Prarilius Canix
curious and questioning
People who just happen to post here/neutrals/Switzerland
Dreaming-Cat-369
WE SHALL STRIKE YOU DOWN. VAIN, PETTY SQUABBLERS, WHO CANNOT SEE BEYOND YOUR OVERSIZED NOSES, TREMBLE AND HIDE YOURSELVES, FOR WE ARE COMING. BEWARE THE WRATH OF THE GRIM PIE REAPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who here knows what “spatterdock” is?
Cause if you don’t, you will now…
RAH!
*shoots out spatterdock pies, the most disgusting kind there could possibly be*
definition of spatterdock – the roots of the water lily that, when boiled, stewed, or steamed, will make the eater puke from taste and smell.
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I am not afeared of the Grim Pie Reapers! I raise the dead from their graves! I EMBRACE THE DARK MAGIC! I DO NOT FEAR YOU!
BWAHAHAH-
*narrowly ducks swinging scythe*
HAH! YOU DIDN’T GET ME!
*sticks out tongue*
*tongue is almost cut off*
humph.
*curses scythe*
Haha, your scythe doesn’t work anymore – it’s now a harmless, dirty sock that has absolutely no magic powers and is absolutely spell resistant (so you can’t curse it in any way at all)!
I will say it very slowly and clearly so that you can understand it.
WE… NEED… PEACE.
The last pie war went on for FIVE THREADS. We have still not fully recovered. Random craziness is great, but tons of bad feeling is stirred up by war. We are all Musers here!
*pies everyone and everything*
*pies somemore*
128- whew, I thought they were going to take out violas.
Whaddya mean we haven’t fully recovered? We’ve had time to bake more pies, right? What more recovery do we need?
Oh btw i’m a band geek too. You missed me on the list.
Hi MuseBlog. How I’ve missed you. I’m at an internet cafe in northern Germany — the second stop on my trip here visiting relatives and having some fun. Glad to see we’ve got some new GAPAs. Sorry violence has broken out in my absence. But VERY glad to see pies. There’s an immense amount of pastry in these parts but absolutely no pie. I’ve sorely missed MuseBlog.
Before my time runs out on this machine I’ve got a lot of MuseBlog reading to catch up on. So I’ll give just one comment on my trip: Zuckerkuchen. It’s a type of cake. I’m in love with it. Just about an inch high, it’s a plain, light dough, topped with butter and slivered almonds and crunchy sugar. Not pie but good nonetheless.
137-Love it. You just made me jealous, though. Splat.
Ewww! Spadderdock! *faints*
Hello, Rosanne! Good to hear from you! We miss you, too.
I look forward to a complete pastry report when you return from Germany. By then it will be wall-to-wall pumpkin pies in this part of the world.
Keep having fun!
yay! hi Rosanne!
130: Actually I’m neutral. Cuz I’m swiss.
I have relatives in Germany, and a penpal in Bavaria.
I am on the anti-math geeks side, history geeks side, and the grim pie reepers side. I don’t like cheese, so I’m especially against supporters of cheese.
(I will try to create a pie)
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oh- my muse just came, bye!
Darn!, my little brother got it first! now I have to wait another day to read it. Or maybe if I stole it when he isn’t looking… hmmm, excuse me as I devise a failproof plan.
P.S.- my pie didn’t work
I am I pie war lover
*pies geeks of all types*
I am digusted. This will tear the blog apart soon if we don’t do something.
Hi, Rosanne! Have more fun! And find pies!
146: and while you’re in europe, visit Switzerland. AND LIKE IT!!!
Sorry about posting this, Necromancer, but there were some changes that had to be made.
These are the two main sides (since Ebeth and Necromancer started this war):
Math Geeks
Necromancer
curious and questioning
shadowkat
Anit-Math Geeks
[none have claimed this position]
History Geeks
Ebeth
Otzi
Em
Anit-HistoryGeeks
Necromancer
shadowkat
—
These are the extra sides who decided to join:
People Who Think That The Pie War Deserves To Wait Until December
Her Majesty The High Vyness of Nyllix (kiki)
People who want this war
Necromancer
Ebeth
Em
Otzi
The Skipper Nancy
emögrl //_^
Darth Yoda
shadowkat
Zyka
The People Who Have Mad Jigging Skills
The Skipper Nancy
Supporters of Cheese
emögrl //_^
shadowkat
~~The below people have claimed support to cheese somewhere on this thread, but have not actually joined this side~~
PB&J (?)
FrigidSymphony (?)
Science Geeks
Darth Yoda
emögrl //_^
shadowkat
Art Geeks
Darth Yoda
emögrl //_^
shadowkat
Band Geeks
Zyka
Necromancer
Grim Pie Reapers
The Grim Gapa (Gapa Coontz)
Prarilius Canix
curious and questioning
shadowkat
People who just happen to post here/neutrals/Switzerland
Dreaming-Cat-369
144-Oh, thanks. I just got pied 4 times by you alone.
147-Are you from Switzerland? Cuz that’d be pretty cool if you saw Rosanne.
I’m still not on the band geeks list! *sobs* lol ok it’s not that terrible and you don’t need to post the list again in a hurry but next time you feel so inclined, put me on there.
Rosanne! Squee! Glad your having fun! Very jealous of your cake! If you can get the recipe, do! Even though i can’t cook and would probably fail miserably! I’m sorry there are no pies in germany! We’ll save some from this war for you! This is a lot of exclamation points! Squee!
*looks around in horror* sheesh. dont they remember the last pie war? well ,i suppose some of them werent in the first one so….
and I suppose its a good thing robert s no longer trying make us peaceful. still, there are a lot of vveterans pieing here as well. *drags out pies from closet were hey have been sitting since the 1st pie war. * and i petitioned the gapas for pie war thread 4… I guees all musers need a pie war every so often. I’ll pie when i can.
I’ll see if i can join… never mind that. *pies everyone on the thread* *pies again* *and again* *pulls out catapult and throws some more pies*
LET THE CATHASSUSS CONTINUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#137: Thanks for stopping here!…Now you hav to bring us back some of that cake!
Yesssssssss (
Hey where’s the rest of that post?!
*Hopes it comes back, since she has to log off now*
The Catacombs of Pastrys, France
Hideout of the Grim Pie Reapers
The passages constantly shift, so no map can get you through. The Grim Pie Reapers have an instinctive feel for the movements, though. Ghosties and Ghoulies and Long-leggedie Beasties and pies that go bump in the night abound there.
Secret Labratory on top of the Louvre
I will construct a cannon loaded with white blood cell pies radiated to a massive size.
Target site: Ebeth. Classification: History Geek. FIRE!I’m also a science geek, supporter of cheese, and future band geek.
*tries to sharpen scythe*
*accidentally cuts hand*
*bandages hand*
*decides the scythe is sharp enough for now*
Peace or else! I have an extremely sharp scythe and the pies anger me!
( [X} )
*is hit by pie* Ach! *falls down* *tastes* Hmm…not bad!
*rushes off to fake moon constructed entirely out of perpetually rolling cheese and presses buttons made of little pies on a complicated keyboard thingy*
Target Site: Darth Yoda Classification: Some person that just pied me. Too lazy to look up
Hm…I think I had a relly sweet fortress/cave type thingie a few wars ago…I’m going to revive it.
*Revives it*
Sci and Art Geeks, you’re velcome to stay here if you want. Free game system of choice, and unlimited Jolt…It’s prrrrrrrretty cool!
Heeeeeelllllllllloooooooooooo- Why am I on none of these lists. I am deeply offended. And yes, besides being a science/art geek, I am also anti math. I believe they should really stop teaching it after basic algebra. I mean, come on. Ask any aldult if they’ve ever had to do a quadratic equation in their everyday life. 786.5% chance they will say no. *pies everybody just for the heck of it*
Heeeeeelllllllllloooooooooooo- Why am I on none of these lists. I am deeply offended. And yes, besides being a science/art geek, I am also anti math. I believe they should really stop teaching it after basic algebra. I mean, come on. Ask any adult if they’ve ever had to do a quadratic equation in their everyday life. 786.5% chance they will say no. *pies everybody just for the heck of it*
*dives into fortress/cave type thingie to avoid pie*
*is to late*
Cheese pie? o_0
gets into FCTT
*pies all grim reapers and necromancers*
I am a History geek also, but an anti-math geek.
148- I’m an anti-math, history geek and a grim pie reaper and I’m especially against the cheese people side because I don’t like cheese, except for cheesecake… hey cheese people, can you please pie me with a cheesecake?
~~TOP SECRET DIARY~~
as the pie war continues, I have snuck away from the action to find my perfect fortress of dark magic… heheheh… those history geeks will never know what happened… aha! Here we are – THE CAVE *mysterious music plays*.
Yessssssssssssssss… my preciousssssss… Ebeth’s catapult is still here I see… hmm, such an old model, I’ll have to scrap it… and this Galactic Pie Bomber? Ich. Bye-bye.
Hehe. You see, diary, I have the newest weapons, loaded with only the most deadliest things on earth. What are those things?
dum dum dummmmmm
RADICAL SIGNS
square roots, cubed roots, every kind of ROOT!
*hist-geeks shriek with terror*
BWAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
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other than that, my day was very good. I had a nice, healthy lunch and discussed evil plans with my friends.
Roots? OH NO! DIVE FOR COVER!
We may just have to use some roots of our own! Launch the GM carrots modified to be extra-pointy! I can just see those math geeks cowering for fear of losing an eye to the mighty carrots! MWA HA HA! Ok, that was lame, I know.
carrots?
um, what’s going on here?
*pies anyone who pied me *
*pies anyone who didnt pie me because they were lazy*
What is going on
I like cherry and apple pies…
sorry…question redface
aRRGH!!!
(170) were you trying to put your words in red?
you can’t – that html doesn’t work here.
I AM A PIE WAR LOVER .*PIES PEOPLE WHO ARE GEEKS*.I HAVE A SECRECET PIE MINE THAT HAS GAGETS FROM THE NERTUHALS OF LAST WAR.CRUMBOLE 3.0 IS IN ACTION
HAHA! BEWARE THE Radical Sign PIES!
*pies all history geeks*
and here’s a plain pie for everyone else.
*pies*
*charges out in full armor, waving a lance. Impaled on the lance is a pie*
RAAAAAH!!!!! Fear the history! Mwahahahaha!!!
HISTORY GEEKS RULE!!!!
Nah, history geeks don’t rule…
MATH GEEKS RULE!!!
DEATH TO THE HISTORY GEEKS!
(174) That armor will only slow you down. Oh wait, I’m wrong – my Pie Barrage will.
*pies Ebeth the Armor Wearer and Otzi with lots and lots of pies, building a wall around him*
Ha, you’re trapped!
*pies bounce of Ebeth’s amazing armor*
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*beats down wall with lance and frozen pecan pie*
I, Shadowkat, hereby renounce my ties to all groups except the Grim Pie Reapers. I no longer belong to any other side(s).
162-What? What?! Oh, yeah?!?! Look up….
*pies Common Loon with diamond pie*
Ha! Bet you weren’t expecting that!
163-Yes, ma’am!
I don’t know if that’s a symbol or not….
*pies Elizabeth with chocolate swirl cheesecake*
Happy?
166-We’re having a war. See post #148 for details on who’s on what side. Feel free to join in…it’s quite fun.
175-What?! Yeah, right!
*pies all history geeks with…..guess what kind of pie…..you guessed it! Banana Cream Pie!!!*
~DIARY~
Well, I’m in my hideout right now. It’s a cave, but this one is different from the rest…it’s walls, ceiling, and floor are made entirely of diamonds! It’s very pretty, especially when the sun shines through the crack in the wall. Anyway, it’s basically impenetrable.
I’ve been making progress on my Top Secret Weapon…it’s almost finished. I can’t wait to use it!
That’s all for now…back to work.
The war continues.
My scythe is sharp, and my cloak is itchy.
—Shadowkat, Grim Pie Reaper
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Like my scythe?
I have not read almost any of this thread. But go Science geeks!
*pies all others*
Sorry about posting this, Necromancer, but there were some changes that had to be made.
These are the two main sides (since Ebeth and Necromancer started this war):
Math Geeks
Necromancer
curious and questioning
Anit-Math Geeks
Dire Wolf
History Geeks
Ebeth
Otzi
Em
Anit-HistoryGeeks
Necromancer
Dire Wolf
—
These are the extra sides who decided to join:
People Who Think That The Pie War Deserves To Wait Until December
Her Majesty The High Vyness of Nyllix (kiki)
People who want this war
Necromancer
Ebeth
Em
Otzi
The Skipper Nancy
emögrl //_^
Darth Yoda
Shadowkat
Zyka
Dire Wolf
The People Who Have Mad Jigging Skills
The Skipper Nancy
Supporters of Cheese
emögrl //_^
Dire Wolf
~~The below people have claimed support to cheese somewhere on this thread, but have not actually joined this side~~
PB&J (?)
FrigidSymphony (?)
Science Geeks
Darth Yoda
emögrl //_^
Art Geeks
Darth Yoda
emögrl //_^
Band Geeks
Zyka
Necromancer
Grim Pie Reapers
The Grim Gapa (Gapa Coontz)
Prarilius Canix
curious and questioning
Shadowkat
People who just happen to post here/neutrals/Switzerland
Dreaming-Cat-369
Oh, snap! I forgot the bolding! Sorry…and, once again, I must post this face:
I should just put it in my name.
176- I’m not a boy. *pies with obsolete/biased 70s history book pie*
*builds history geeks a pie fortress with a BIIIIIIIIG library full of interesting/true history books*
*all history geeks run inside and slam door, immediately running to library*
Em: *looks out onto ramparts* The math geeks approcheth!
Ötzi: just a minute… *reads book*
Ebeth: let’s make use of all historical texts to build catapults!!!
*all run out onto ramparts of mideval castle and immediately build leonardo da vinci’s giant crossbow+load with pies instead of giant arrows*
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(Pies are made of pointy mideval replica armor)
and also there is Quice with pine nuts in it!
corpus bones! the illustration didn’t work!
178-thanks for the cheesecake, I might have to join your side so I can eat more of that chesecake without half of it smeared in my face.
Necromancer and curious and questioning- For being math geeks, you are setenced to living in solitary confinement with no math problems. You will be zapped if you even think of math and you will have pies thrown at you whenever I feel like it. Since you are not history geeks, you cannot protest that it is against the 8th ammendment as a cruel and unusual punnishment. Necromancer- you get extra pies because you are anti-history.
i’ve changed my mind. i’m no longer going for science geeks.
i’m creatig an independant party.
*madly pies everyone around, and not around her repeatadly*
i have just bought up[ every single pie factory in the universe. any one who ishes to get pies must give me choklit. or else.
note- home made pies are all very well nad good, but not enough quantity for an assult.
I AM STILL NOT ON THE LIST!
Even after writing in all caps!
Sheesh, what’s a girl gotta do to get any recognition around here?
186- dance an irish jig on the back of a bucking rihinosourous (sp?)
*pies everyone* MWAHHAHAHAHA
History Geeks
Ebeth
Otzi
Em
Elizabeth(?)
Julieb, If you fall asleep in Math Class and correct the History teacher in History, you can join us!!!
*pies everyone* *pies everyone* *pies everyone* *pies everyone* *pies everyone* *pies everyone* *notices that no one has included me in list* *is happy because of that.* *pies those who havent included me on the list, cause theyre laaaazzzeeeee*
people who arent technically there are that much harder to pie.
I still haven’t been added to the Band Geeks! *sigh* Oh, and i guess i’ll declare my support of cheese too. Especially the rolling variety. XD
I don’t know about this pie war, but I’m going to sue someone to pay for a new wall- i put a hole in this one by hitting my head against it too many times.
I’m still totally for handing people pies nicely.
And smiling.
*pies Veralidaine x1000000000000000000000000000000000 for such heretical thoughts*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 
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*totally random and off topic* The choir at my school is going to make a catapult for the old piano to raise money! And the other part of the school is going to build a trebuchet. Squee1 I’m going to try to help.
catapaluts are fun!
Oooooh! Pie War! I love Pie Wars!
*Gets out Pie Machine Gun and starts blasting everyone*
MINE! ALL THE PIES SHALL BE MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
to late. i bought them all already. see post 185.
but i like your idea of eating the pies.
*begins eating madly*
*pies all* I love pie. But you know what is sooo not fair? My mom and sister(Violetfire) went to bakers square without me!! And ate pie!! And I got none…:(
180- why arret I on there I am a pie war lover.
cumble 3.0 is great! *wonders what this does* super pie attack!
*piepiepieppiepiepie*
pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to make up for the fact that i can’t post, till sunday night, i will give everyone an apple pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*hands out an apple pie to everyone*
MUWAHAHA! YOU’LL BE SORRY YOU EVER IGNORED ME TWO WARS AGO!! WITNESS THE POWER OF…
PASTRY TANK: “Shoofly”
MUWAHAHAHAHA!!! SURRENDER, AMIGOS!
*SHOOTS STRAWBERRY CREAM AT RANDOM PEOPLE*
P.S. I’m on the “Random Pastry” side.
184- Noooooooo… Just because I’m a math geek doesn’t mean I don’t know history. This is a cruel and unusual punishment(8th amendment). Habeas corpus-I have the right to be informed of my crimes by a judge in a fair trial. Writs of attainder-You’re not allowed to make laws accusing people of things and sentencing them. Ex post facto-If you make a law saying you can imprison math geeks, you can’t imprison people until they’re proven guilty of being a geek after the law is passed. Besides, there isn’t a law inprisoning math geeks. It’s not anarchy here. Visit the Chronicles of Museica thread.*breaks out of history prison using history*
*grimly reaps pies*
The Pie Ghoul has been released by the Grim Pie Reapers’ blackberry magic. This horrible beast consumes all pies so that the war cannot continue. For this reason, it was imprisoned during the last Pie War in the Catacombs. Now, it has been unleashed, and nothing shall stop it.
184: but that’s HISTORICAL!
*lures pie beast into big cave*
*points to King Arthur and co who are busy saying “ARRGH!*
*leaves*
*cartoonist dies of massive heart attack*
*pie beast evaporates*
HA!
(204) Ötzi, for many years my brother Bill’s license plate read “Aarrrgh!” No doubt I’ve broken some Big Sister code by saying so, but I worshiped him for that.
205- awsome plate- but did i hear correctly that you worshipped your little borther?
*gasp*
Finally.
I haven’t been able to load this page for days.
Ok.
189- Actually, I did correct my history teacher the other day when she was talking about comunism. I had to explain that communism in itself was not a bad thing, in fact it is a utopian idea of how society should be run, but that because their were bad leaders, it gave the whole thing a bad rap. Really what most people call communism is totalitarianism pretending to be communism. But I don’t consider my self a history geek, I learned that from a discussion on George Orwell’s animal farm. So I guess I’m sort of an english geek too. And I can’t fall asleep during math (even if I do take it at 7:30 in the bloody morning!) because then I would never catch up.
207- ouch! thats bloody early mate.
I AM SICK OF THIS PIE WAR GARBAGE. CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
Perhaps we can give different sides different countries. That worked last time.
Geek Island
West Geekia- History Geeks
East Geekia- Math Geeks
North Geekia- Anti History Geeks
South Geekia- Anti Math Geeks
Various Large Islands Around The Coast- other sides
207– Oooooh I would like to learn more about communism now… I remember when we read animal farm in school. I’ll have to go back and research it more…
Yoooooooooooooooo halloooooooooooooooo!
—————-Koko du Pelle to new GAPAs—————–All the German I know: Desta voych? Den clicka here. Goot. Yas? Nein?
————————Translation————————————Do you speak German? Then click here. Good. Yes? No?
—————–End translation————————————- ————————Koko du Pelle out————————-
Ein bisschen. Ein very little bisschen.
hi everybody halloween is coming up 9 days away so everyone who writes on muse ………….. *pies everyone with a pumpkin pie made especially for halloween*
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
HAHAHA. THE GRIM PIE REAPERS HAVE TRIUMPHED.