Step right up to receive your welcome pie and ask the old hands what’s going on around here. First, though, please read The Rules. You might also glance at The HG2MB (Hitchhiker’s Guide to MuseBlog).
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hiya newbies
Hail (and kill- awesome Manowar song)
First post Jig!
aaaaaahhhh! mw first post wasn’t in the fist post section! *sobbing* how will survival be possible?
Welcome newcomers of the colorful season.
I know you’ll find something to your fancy in this wonderful land.
Please come see me at one of the Muse Movie threads.
Always happy to have some new recruits.
Cheers and pie.
Hello!
I’m a newbie.
After lurking a long time, I’ve decided to come forth.
So now that introductions are over, I’m guessing I’ll be pied, right?
*pies zoom overhead*
oh, I think I guessed right…
*runs for cover*
Are you really new? You remind me of someone I know.
(3) HEY!! I’ll do the jigging, if you please.
*jigs like mad carrot*
(you should see that one- it’s PRETTY cool, let me tell you)
jigaroo, jigaroo!
WELCOME ALL NEWBIES!
7) someone you know? I don’t recall meeting a “Robert Coontz” before Muse… and I consider that a horrible insult of “are you really new?”
am I reminding you of Necromancer? She’s my friend. She’s the one who invited me here. I’m at her house right now, using her computer while she makes root beer floats.
hey! hey hey hey!
Dae, I did not tell you you could use my computer! Bad Dae! Bad!
okay, anyways, so yeah, and whatever. Welcome to Dae Huan! (call her Don Juan, she hates that)
hello, I just discovered this sight. And I have a feeling alot of pies will be thrown…
*pies uni0000* What do you think of my apple pie?
*pies dae huan and uni0000*
¡Hola uni0000! ¡Hola Dae Huan! Buenos dÃas. ¡Bienvenidos a MuseBlog! ¿Cómo estáis? Soy bien.
¿Habla español? Soy estudiante de español. Estudio mucho. También estudio historia y inglés. ¿Y tú?
¡Tiene diversión! Hasta luego.
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Hello uni0000! Hello Dae Huan! Good morning. Welcome to the MuseBlog! How are you? I am well.
Do you speak Spanish? I am a student of Spanish. I study alot. I also study history and English. And you?
Have fun! See you later.
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PIE
Welcome uni0000.
I hope you’ll find something to your fancy in the world’s greatest virtual schoolyard.
It’s great to have you with us.
10: I would hate to be called a Don Juan.
It’s an insult to anyone…
*pies uni0000*mwahawahaha
*licks apple pie*
Mmmm…apple…
*pies dae huan and uni0000*
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HUZZAH! TWO PIES IN A ROW!
Woah…I’m spazzing out right now…
nope, kokopelli, I don’t speak spanish. I’m learning french, though still je ne parle pas francais.
I’m trying Japanese, but so far I’ve only memorized how to spell “dog” in kanji.
14- i am learning spanish this year, and pretty much i understood what kokopelli said, and thats about it.
I am trying to learn how to say “I don’t speak _______, do you speak English?” and “do you have choklit” in every language i can.
so far i can say it in English “I don’t speak english, do you speak English?” and “Do you have choklit?”, and hebrew “Ani lo midaberet ivrit, dibart(a) anglit?” and “Im aish lach/licha shokolad?”
can any one say it in any other languages?
Hi everyone! I have my friend right here I think she’s going to start MB so……
can anyone think of a name for her? her real name is Felicity and she loves swimming and reading and sleeping and eating and her dog Sparky Girl
she is considering felipolis, which is what i call her because her name is felicity and polis is greek for city. what does everyone else think of that?
sup Musers
Newbies RULE!!!
no one has pies? I told her she would get pied!
she doesn’t seem to want to get pied though, but you have to anyway!! ouch! she slapped me! and called me “bad girl”
and when she saw i was writing that she said “even badder girl”
you definitely need to pie her.
no you don’t!!!!!
E: she actually typed that one herself! yay felicity!
F: Felipolis!
E: oh right
F: what are you doing?
E: I’m writing our conversation
F: what conversation?
so anyway, someone pie her please.
F: please don’t.
E: don’t listen to her. pie away.
*pies felipolis* Sry, wasn’t around when you came on. welcome! *pies again because she was late*
F: no! twice!
E: yay! twice!
F: alas. alas, alas poor me. (E: she actually said exactly that, btw)
we have to go now. bye!
and thanks for the pie!
F: NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E: oh don’t listen to her.
I am a newbie but have only been lurking for twoish minutes. I love to read, dance, and play soccer. And play music on my trumpet and older bro’s clarinet. Any common interests?
Oh. And i am partial to chocolate satin pie. (Hmm though it might be a bit messy.) Anyway, trying to continue SOME sort of conversation, I know a little Spanish. And I’d type some but I forget how to do upside down question marks.
*pis Musette*
Your choice for kind of pie. Come join the insanity!
*pies Musette, Felipolis, and everyone else, including myself*
oops I said that as emmatheduck&felipolis didn’t I? I meant just emmatheduck. Felipolis isn’t here anymore.
Let’s see Zyvia, you say that in french…”Je ne parle pas francais. Tu parles francais?” I think that’s correct. It may not be 100% correct, but it’s close enough.
and how do you say, “do you have choklit?”
Um…”Tu as choklit?” Lol, I don’t know what that is!
49- oday ouyay avehay oklitchay?
44: ¿Cómo estás? Estoy bien. Soy estudiante de español. Hablo algo español.
I prefer to use the Mexican dialect…
No offense to French-speaking people, but French sounds kind of like you are sick.
hey! any1 know about mayan hieroglyphs??? im just wonderin, cuz i need it 4 class…
mayan hieroglphs? not heard of, but sounds pretty sweeet.
~agrrrfishy, Quadrant 5, Sector 4, blah blah blah.
WHOAMG!!! The AHHH! is bringing sexyback!… So I’m sorta new… But old… Yeah…. XD
there is only one sentance i have klearned that has any practical value- Soy una piedra en el Kotel
aren’t mayan hierographs the ones that were a combo of phonetic and picture symbols 9i.e. a word could be written in two different ways,either as a combnation odf its sound or as a picture representing it)? i’m not quite sure though.
ooooh, chocolate! Sorry, I had no idea what you were saying. Um…it’s probably something like, “Tu as le caco?”, though I’m not sure.
*gasp* French does not sound like you’re sick! I do take offense from that, simply because I think French sounds gorgeous. Or at least it sounds WAY better than English does.
I’m learning French. It’s a lovely language, although a bit too syrupy for a person who loves Hebrew and Arabic.
48: If you were trying to say, “do you speak French” it is “esku vus comprenes l’Frances.” I don’t know about spelling, but that is how it sounds.
Btw, that is like, the only thing I can say in French. I really stink, but it’s fun anyway.
It’s
“¿Tienes chocolaté?”
I take spanish, and I think that’s right.
A girl in my class, Daphna, is from Argentina. She’s cool.
awesome. I’M ON MUSE!
63- *pies*
63-
*pies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
here is a special key-lime pie just for you anonymuse!
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Anonymuse: *bows flouridly again and wipes off Robin’s pie, while sending the said pier the hairy eyeball*
Welcome to the Blog, mate! You should probably head on over to the October thread to get a feel for what’s going on, but if you want you can jump in anywhere. If you have any questions, just ask the GAPA, Mr. Baker and Mr. Coontz, and the temporary GAPA.
Zyviva: Why didn’t I get the key lime pie? Everyone is always hitting me with strawberry for some reason. Hold on–
*pies Zyviva with extremely squishy apple pie*
here you go phoenix- hope it works out better then last time.
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yay! i &hearts: apple pie!
*licks off piegleefully before hitting phoenix with a cherry-mango-sourcream pie*
it didn’t work out better then last time.
green tex i adiffernet sie but i haven’t figured out what the diference is yet.
pies are gooooooooodddddddddddddddd…
(why doesn’t anybody make a cheese pie?
I’m new here. I need a friend
Maybe you’ll be my friend if i say that I’m obsessed with pie, every fantasy book imaginable, weird internet cartoons, and hot pink bunny rabbits.
Joanna,
Welcome! The blog is usually very quiet at this time of night, but I’m sure you’ll get warm, friendly welcome (or a chilled, friendly welcome if the pie is key lime) if you come back when more people are around.
*skips in*
*does a really phantastique welcome jig*
HI JOANNA!!!
*pies with lemon cream pie*
WELCOME TO THE MUSEBLOG!! I’M SO EXCITED I POSTING IN CAPITALS! WOW!
*dons serious face*
So, tell us about yourself, Joanna.
HELLO!!!!!
*pies Joanna* WELCOME!!!!!!
We’re all your friends here
HEY!!!! what’s up? hey all of you newbies! And I’M not a newbie. I’m an oldie. So…… who wants PIE???
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Joanna- welcome ! And here is a really lovely four-berry pie. *pies* What do you mean youve never heard of four-berries? *shifty eyes*
I’m also obsessed with fantasy, as is somewhat obvious by my name.
actually pheonix, what you said is “do you understand french?” in the formal sense. If you’re asking a friend if they speak french, it’s pretty much what I said. Though they mean the same thing, so no biggie. And yes, your spelling was wrong, but I’m too lazy to correct.
Anonymuse…he-he. I adore your name. At first I thought the spelling was just wrong, but once I got it I started cracking up.
Aww…*hugs Joanna* I’m also a newbie, but Hi! *pies Joanna with your classic cream pie* I’m too tired to be creative.
You’re obsessed with fantasy, fantasyfan? NO. WAY.
I’m a semi-newbie. I posted some things back in april 2006, then I lurked for a while, now i’ve started to come out of the sshadows.
Hey nerdz_r001 I’m doing that to. I was wondering if I’m supposed to go here first instead of having conversations in the October Folige. I’ve been doing that for a long time now. Oops.

I like chocolate cream pie.
Not an oops at all, kiwimuncher! You’re welcome anywhere on the blog. And we’re happy to have both you and nerdz_r001 emerge from the shadows (speaking as a former lurker myself).
I’m hiding choklit here. Post “Choklit” to claim
choklit!
Ok, so I already posted this in october folige, but…I FINISHED THE END OF THE END! I’m just so happy that I finished/read it, and I like the end of the end, and really just the whole end. Besides, I enjoy the title of the end so much that I like talking about it, just to confuse people, like the true end of the end (the backcover) does. Lemony Snicket is a genious. I am not, since I cannot spell genious correctly.
Who here likes the name Caety better than Katie? *raises hand cautiously*
HI I”m new..
What am I supposed to do here?
84) HIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pies with a fluffy-blue-and-white-happy-smiley-face-pie* Hmmmm. Your name is interesting. What does it mean?
I mean, you don’t really just take a bass and turn it into jelly. Then what would the bass player play in Jazz Band?
We are insane here. Just wait to be pied, then after that go on to the other threads. I recommend the Pieceful Pie Planet Part 2 thread.
85 Personally i like straberry jelly, and I play the bass. my freind The Insane Blue Sage showed me this site yesterday.
Hey n00bs, I’m FrigidSymphony and I’m the main animator of heated discussions. I’m swiss and I’m here to tell you that wherever you come from, it’s not as good as Switzerland. Unless it’s a scandinavian country. In that case, we’re equals.
Hi! I’m Kari, and I really like manga, books, Tim Burton movies, and Evanescence. If anyone says Evanescence is bad…then they better sleep with their eyes open ’cause I’m coming after them!!!! Heh heh. Well, I like them a LOT, as you can see, and I am in happy mode.
Nice to meet y’all.
pie to kari.(banananananannana cream)
happy musebloging
hi im new too and bass jelly showed me this site. its funny how things travel. oh well.
*pies Kari* Welcome to the Blog!!! Go visit Gaia, NationStates, and NaNoWriMo. Huzzzzah.
I’m sorta new. I’ve posted a cople times before, but not a lot. I have, however, I’ve been getting muse since oct./Nov. ’04.
*pies Kari* But GAPA, why is she on the list? Kiki pied her in 91. *pies lady of the broom closet* *pies Princess Aqua*
Welcome all! This is the Museblog. Post, and be random. Now go pie someone. *hands a pie to each*
Welcome all newbies!
Including, but not limeted too,
Bass Jelly
Princess Aqua
Kari
And lady of the broom cupboard(you better get used to being called LOTBC if you’re gonna have such a long name)
My advice:
Ignore FS, he’s just trying to cause trouble.
Most MBers get muse for a long time before discovering this site, believe me, PA(princess aqua) your not alone.
Have fun, be random, and be yourself. If you get muse, you belong here. There’s a thread for everything and everyone, you’ll find places to fit in and have discussions with people with similar interests.
Oh, read HGT2MB, and try not to double/triple/cuadruple/etc. post. It takes some newbies a long time to figure out thats its frowned upon.
Pies are used to express many feelings here, mostly joy and anger. For example, here’s your welcome pie. *Welcome pie splats all newbies*
The GAPAs are your friends. If you want to request a new thread, just post it. Be respectful, though. No swear words or links or you’ll be snipped.
That just about summarizes it. Good luck!
Thanks everybody, I feel so, *sniff*, welcome…. *pies Jadestone and skips off*
Thank you!
I am happy now! 
i got pied today but i cant help but wonder wat kind of pie it was so jade and julieb tell meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
This is my first blog ever!!!!!! ::D:
*pies friends in celebration*
*licks pie off face* Yum, I havn’t had one of these for a while. Well, Juliebcovered most of the info you need to know, but here’s some other suff that you might want to know. It can get on a lot of Musers nerves.
-Try not to speak in a lot of chatspeak. A little is okay, but don’t have all your posts be stuff like “OMG blah blah LOL blah blahblah!!1!!1!ELEVENTY!ONE!!1!!!1! It can get quite…annoying.
– Don’t spam the blog, a.k.a. no posts with just one letter or word if you can help it.
– Also, don’t just post things like “First post?!?!” at the begining of a thread in atepts at getting one. Just say something portaining relatively to the subject, and if you did get first post just stick somthing at the bottom of your next post like “*first post dance*”. The last time I checked, no one minded about that.
– More pie!! [}~ Key-lime, flying at your head!
I have a friend who is a Muser. I told him about MB, but I haven’t seen anybody like him here.
CMN1 HAS BEEN WELCOME PIED! DO NOT PIE HER PLEASE! WHERE DO I TELL THE LOVELY AND ADMIRABLE GAPA’S WHAT MY BIRTHDAY IS AND WHAT MY FAVORITE COLORS ARE!
AH! AH! AH! confused
:'(
CMN1,
This thread is a good place to impart that vital information.
88-(ooh, my favorite number!) uh-oh, I better sleep with my eyes open…
he-he *shifty eyes*…*pies all newbies, as well as cheese monkey.* *is evil for ignoring request of no pieing* *laughs evily*
Wow. that was alot of *s
Hey i’m a newbie!!!!!!!!1
When ceeam pies attack…:evil:
Yoor comment is awaiting moderation.
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Welcome to MuseBlog, creampiewar!
*pies creampiewar with a cherry-and-rubber-cement pie*
*also pies creampiewar with a cream pie*
*ducks to avoid incoming pies*
Haha! Purple Panda you can’t avoid my pies! I sending you 100 of them all with their wonderful chocolate cream wrapped in hot pink plastic wrap!
I,m back
Creampiewar, did you go to Ashland recently?
Hey, Creampiewar! Love your name, mate.
Creampiewar, you must go directly to the music thread and note down the list of bands I posted. Then, using youtube or google, you must search for each band and pump them all into your skull. Or Odin will strike you down.
pies creampiewar and everbodey else whos new.
Yo, new people! This blog is AWESOME! (Throws chocolate cream pies at all newbies)
I’m kinda new.
102 aka Rosanne Spector admirable GAPA
AHHHHHHHHH BIG WORDS. *twitch* *twitch*
I supposes that it means THIS IS A MIGHTY FINE PLACE TO POST!
MY burfday is December 20. Do i say the year?
my favowit cowwors are
Lime Green, Purple (particularly together in polka dot form)
bright orange, blue, and yellow
PRETTY coLORS! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*pies everyone whether they are new or not*
did you like that? it was a family recipe. Kiwi banana pineapple orange cream pie with bright purple dyed crusts. With cinnamon on top. DELLIIIIIIIIIIIIISHHHHHHHHH!
*pies*
i just had butternut squash pie… as nasty as it sounds, it was quite good. it tasted just like pumpkin pie.
i am not all that new, but this sort of scares me because i do not know anyone. There are a lot of pies being thrown at me right this minute. mustRUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPLAT!
SPLAT. who was that? oh well. pies all in the vicinity while squealing with glee

lalalalalalala i havnt been posting on ths and i havent been greeting anyone sooooooo
*pies EVERYONE with blackberry pies*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHOHOHOHOHHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Hi, I am a n00b in the worst way possible, but I love Muse and the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Glad to meet y’all!
chops,
Trink
*pumkin pies EVERYONE!*
*back hand pies self in face while dancing a jig halfheartedly*
:surprised:
ARGH MY SMILEY DIDN”T WORK! WHAAAAAA

lets try this again :surprised:
ARGHHHHH
ONE LAST TIME!

PLEASE WORK!!!!!PLEASE WORK!!!!!PLEASE WORK!!!!!PLEASE WORK!!!!!PLEASE WORK!!!!!PLEASE WORK!!!!!PLEASE WORK!!!!!PLEASE WORK!!!!!PLEASE WORK!!!!!PLEASE WORK!!!!!PLEASE WORK!!!!!PLEASE WORK!!!!!PLEASE WORK!!!!!PLEASE WORK!!!!!PLEASE WORK!!!!!PLEASE WORK!!!!!PLEASE WORK!!!!!PLEASE WORK!!!!!
you have to love cut and paste