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Guy Fawkes Day / Bonfire Night
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Ummm….. LETS BE PYROMANIACS!
What’s Guy Fawkes Day?
guy fawkes is nice but cheese is better
what or who is guy fawke?
I have a crush on Guy Fawkes.
Happy Guy Fawkes day!
I read a good book and it began with the celebration of Guy Fawkes Day called The Rising Of The Lark by Ann Moray.
I plan on having a big fire tomorow night.
still no one has answered my question.
(8) Sorry, o mirrored one. For the basic story in a tidy format you can always look in Wikipedia. For a
totally chaoticmore freeform rendition seelast year’s thread.
BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, but seriously, you do sort of have to feel sorry for the poor guy. Even though he was going to kill people. Still…
5.) That’s….. interesting……
I burned a piece of paper…
Wait…Does this mean I can burn stuff? *Gets about seven or eight “Gawd, you’re so stupid” glares*
Yes emogrl, you can burn stuff. Heck, if they trust me with fire they’ll trust anybody. *maniacal laughter*
so yes, my amigos are coming over at 3 for celebratory…celebrationness. Still haven’t gotten hold of weckstein though, so i may have to call him. He does fireworks all the time and has a special place for it. We don’t and we’d rayther not burn the neighborhood down. Understandably.
I’ll probably have to spend a lot of time explaining to confuzzled neighbors what the bleep i’m doing begging for money and dragging around a scarecrow. Then they’ll say something along the lines of “no money for you” and slam the door. But it’ll still be fun. XD
weird
Happy Day!
i read a book (tarible times by pliph aragh) and the main caritars great-uncle burns down the parliment by accident.
Celebrate Guy Fawkes Day by watching V for Vendetta 5 times in a row. Killer movie btw.
fire!
Fire? *eyes light up* Fire! *inner pyro is released* Mwahahaha!! *throuws burning stacks* Last year after the National Junior Honer Society thing when all us 8th graders initiated the 7th graders, me+my friends stayed to help clean up, and Ms. Giampalo had us take the ribbons put away all the little rolled up peices of paper made to look like certificats for the cerimony, which, coincidentally, were right next to the candles representing Honesty, Compasion, Trust, and all that good stuff. There was also one of those candle-lighters.
I like fire. We had fun ighting the candles and stuff, but Ms Giampalo took the lighter away before we were done making our torch out of scrools. 
She asked us if we were being good citizens or pyros, and we all sort of looked at her and smiled. Then she sent us out to the recycling bin to throw away the paper and when we came back the candles were gone. 
but still much fun. 
Anywhee, Happy Guy Fwakes day! Do you think that’s who JK Rowling/Dumbledore named the phenoix after in HP, or was it spelled different? Oh well. *plays with fire*
11 – it is, isn’t it? What can I say, Guy Fawkes was a hottie with a body.
20- Yup, that’s how you spell the phoenix’s name. F-a-w-k-e-s.
#14: Sweet – I think I’ll light all 76 (…Guess I don’t have that many) of my candles tonight!
This thread is beginning to remind me of a boy I once knew. We were great buddies when we were both four years old. He was known simply by his first initial — but that wasn’t a nickname, it was an alias.
At age four, he loved to light matches. I think he was about ten when he burned down his family’s house.
My other best pal at that age was a girl known only as Grumpy.
who is guy fawkes?
24) Grumpy the dwarf!! that boy sounds… interesting.
24- ^_^ you had interesting friends.
I just learned how to light a match. Seriously.
27- Good job! I still can’t.
*burns stuff with a lighter*
5~ Okay…the only barrier to your happiness is that he died almost exactly 400 years ago…
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I can’t really have a bonfire, as all the drains are clogged with leaves and everything is under about 3 inches of water or mud. I could burn paper in the kitchen sink, I suppose, but my dad is already angry at me for buying all those books, even though they came out of MY allowance. He should be glad that they are books and not posters or clothes or purses, which is what my stepsister always buys (because her allowance is TWICE mine, AND she’s a year YOUNGER than me, AND, she spends as much on clothes each week-end as I spent on books ONCE…….meh. Sorry for the rant.
YAY for GUY FAWKES DAY and BURNING THINGS!!!!!!!!! Woo-hoo!
Oh yeah, tonight I’m watching V for Vendetta! Who’s seen that movie?
wheee….My dad said it was OK for me to have candles in my room…
*puts candles on everything*
*puts bits of string and paper on candles to make little fake bonfires*
*lights them with kitchen lighter*
hehehehehee… fear me, Otzi, because I have fire at my disposal!
*reads last years thread*
*makes little Guys out of string/burns them.*
If he HAD blown up parliament, would it really have been a huge loss?
MuseBlog’s clock is exactly 2 hours faster than mine.
whoops. Almost burned my desk.
*decides not to make anymose little Guy Fawkses*
OK that flame only melted my computer’s monitor a little [end i somehow]
*dances around holding candle and lighting any curtain in sight on fire*
’twas amazing! ok. Rant following-
so ok, it was a little short notice, but still. y’know how eveybody said “maybe” yeah, the only person who showed up was weckstein. But still, we made our guy out of cardboard, leaves, and clothes (danny takes great pride in the fact that he stuffed the guy’s pants) and put him on a roller moving cart thing. We got pics on danny’s cell of the whole trip. i’ll try to see if he can email them somehow, if he can i’ll beg the GAPA to put them up
Mom gave us a nickel. Then we decided to just go to our friend’s houses, not door-to-door because a-just a little awkward and b-we had to get back at them for not coming. So we go to hewitt’s house first. He asks what the hell we’re doing, we explain it to him. he said he couldn’t come along because of hw though. then since jacob was at his dad’s, we skipped his house and went to tory’s but she wasn’t there either. we decided andy’s was too far out of the way, so we moved on to central. We were at Main just outside of cvs when danny got the brill idea to take him in and buy something. So we did. I repeat-we took the guy into cvs and bought him some gummy worms. XD The kids in front of us kept looking back like they might have just imagined it. The guy at the counter just completely ignored it though, he was just like “do you have a cvs card?” and danny’s like “no” so he takes the money and he’s getting the change when danny goes “penny for the guy?” and the guy’s rolls his eyes and goes “just take the change” Danny put the penny from the change in the guy’s pocket though. So then we went to Bill’s house, and bill absolutely loved it so she came with us. We got some pics of the guy with bill’s halloween ghosts and suchlike (one of which was wearing a duct tape tutu-you see why we love bill so 
) Then we went to wecksteins, and on the way we met this really nice old guy who gave us 35 cents. Then at wecksteins, he was going to dump water on us but his dad told him not to, so he came out and whacked the guy with his shoe instead. We were like “noooooo!!!” he didn’t come with us though, he was in the middle of dinner. Then coming back from his house we saw josh, and we were all like “penny for the guy!” and he was like “no! do your latin hw!” which i actually probably won’t because i have a load of history and i’m 2000 words behind in nano. Anyhoo, then we saw hunter driving past us (he wasn’t driving, his parentals were) coming back from indiana and we waved. Then we went to monica’s and i found out that she has a really fun wiggly slab of rock on her porch. Plus the railing, part of it is totally held together by duct tape. Squee! It was schneids’ old house. She actually sleeps in his old room. We find that amusing. Anyway, she couldn’t come either because of an open house, so we decided to go back to my house and burn the guy (dad said we could as long as we built a fire pit!) but it was late and danny had to go home on the way back anyway so bill and i decided to do it next weekend when we can have more ppl and maybe go over to danny’s for fireworks.
Reactions-this is b*****. Most people thought “maybe if i ignore them, they’ll go away! it’ll all be my imagination…” Two ladies stopped to ask us what it was for, and several stared, but most just went on with their leaf blowing/raking/walking the dogs. Occasionally they went so far as to raise an eyebrow. But only the more emotional ones. Oh, and there was this one jerk who asked us what was going on and then when we explained, he told us to go back to england because we declared independence from them already. We were all like “[pick your fav expletive-believe me, we used most of them], don’t diss brit people. Besides, they celebrate halloween.” But other than that everybody was nice, or at least neutrally indifferent.
You gotta admire these people though. It’s hard not to ignore three people hauling a life-sized cardboard man down the middle of the street, especially after danny noted that he looked kind of like a lumberjack and we all began singing the lumberjack song, pausing occasionally to shout “penny for the guy!” at uncaring passersby. XD
Next year we’re totally doing it again, but we’re going to go door-to-door, not just our friends, and we’re going to bring a videocamera (a “guy-cam” to put on his head) and more people and walk into more stores too. XD XD XD Yay for guy fawkes day!!!
Mistake-Only person who showed up was weisman, not weckstein. See, i get them mixed up even when i’m not calling them both danny!
Another mistake. I had too menny tootsie rolls-it’s hard to ignore, not it’s hard not to ignore
ooh, i like fire…
MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
right.
37- Hey, That’s a good idea! I’m going to get my friends together and make a Guy. wheeheehee.
Except none of them will make one with me, because they’re falling victim to the horrible disease called “grueingup” and will think it’s stupid. I need some slightly more insane friends as well.
31: Hey, I mentioned it first! In fact, you should watch it 5 times.
29 – meh, he was still damn fine, don’t you think? What a hottie.
42-Oops…I missed that post of yours…but, frankly, all the better that we both talk about it, eh? And I didn’t even have time last night to watch it all the way through once! But you’re right, we should…hmm. Hey, I had a dream last night that I was in Switzerland, and trying to find you, for some reason. I know that belongs on the dream thread, but oh well.
5,43-You guys are crazy…how do you even know for sure what he looked like?
i ama pyromaniac unfortunately its a habit but i really have no idea who guy fawkes is or what this thread is about except for what the title is
44-Hey, my cardboard/leaf guy was pretty schmexy. And if that’s supposed to be a look-alike, then yeah, he’s hott! w00t! He had bright lime green eyes. And a lumberjack shirt. And purple mittens. huzzah! *lights everything on fire* BUUUURN!
I love to burn paper.. It makes for such good scary notes. I sent one to my friend in dragonrunes the other day…
44: trying to find me? awesomeness!!!
Who the heck is Guy Fawkes????
46-Well, if we’re just making up what he looked like, then my version’s pretty hott, too! Yeah, baby…tanned, toned, and totally sexy! Ow!
48-Yes, I know…it was actually pretty fun…the only problem was that I didn’t know what you looked like, and that made things just a little tricky…lol.
49-Guy Fawkes attempted to blow up Parliament on November 5, 1605, but was caught and seriously tortured by the British government…that’s about all I know on the subject, but I hope it helps!
When was this? I have been trying to light a bonfire for several days now. its not working. Mybe if I start with a piece of paper and put that in the caldron and get the sticks burning.hmm. explietive the Bookreport that is due tomorrow. Hail the allmighty fire.
‘Fire is a nice servant and a terrible master’
Beware
Interesting. I shall now procede to tell all my friends that Guy Fwakes is hott and I am in love with him. Can’t wait to see that responce. As for the movie V for Vendetta, I havn’t seen it. I was going to go to my friends house and see it because she’s been pushing me to, but I havn’t had a chance to yet. I asume that it is good, yes?
52-Wait, which part is good? You should see it, if that’s what you mean. And telling your friends that you’re in love with Guy Fawkes will draw some quite interesting reactions.
here is a song for pyromaniacs: (my bunk wrote this in camp)
so light a little match
engulf the bunk in flames
lets all play with fire
its such a funny game
boom, there was an explosion
it spread from bunk to bunk
the flames rose up to heaven
destroying all our junk
we set the camp on fire
we have to face the facts
we’re going to an institution
cause we’re PYROMANIACS!
52: V for Vendetta is a great movie. It’s thought provoking, but it might be just a little too heavy for some people…
My bonfire was delayed. It was raining. -grumble- burn tonite
The V for Vendetta BOOK is better. So much less glorification of violence, so much more conceptual. I highly reccomend the graphic novel. I keep reading it and each time I come to another realisation and I think about it for a while and then my teacher gets angry at me for daydreaming. Oh well. I love the song “The Vicious Cabaret” in it. My new inspiration…
Anyway, pick up the novel next time you get a chance. If you didn’t get it the first time, read it again and again until there is nothing more to discover. So I would also suggest buying it, as it could save you a large sum of library fines.
Yay!! I couldn’t have a bonfire that day, however. I had an interview and I was recovering from an espresso hangover. I also had a crapload of homework to start. My friend and I were planning a Guy Fawkes party, but we couldn’t, for numerous reasons…I would’ve really liked to.
I set off my bonfire a few hours ago. it was awesome. I had slight difficlutys getting itt lit. After it was lit, it was a very well behaved fire. -good fire-
A suggestion for those who have a large caldron to build the fire in. Crumple at least a page of newspaper in the bottom of the caldron and use small dry sticks. Get a large long stick to poke the fire with. Do this on your driveway. Put the caldron on bricks to keep it from melting the asphalt. stand upwind. *duh*
That was more than one suggestion wasn’t it?
ooooooooooooooooo
BURN BABY BURN! DISCO INFERNO! BURN BABY BURN! DISCO INFERNO!
of course that’s the whole song if you ask me.
50- Coooooool.
60- What the duck? I’m using the word duck as a substution as the word… you know….
57: A graphic novel is a comic strip… low art. A painting however, counts as high art. So does a painting of a comic strip. So what about a comic strip which features a painting of a comic strip?
And what glorification of violence??????
57-Book? Just kidding, but, yeah, I’ve never read it…is it any good?
61-Niiiiiice…*gets wierd, unnameable look on face at oddness of substituted word*.
55,62-Yeah, I know…but, oh, well. Somebody brought that up once before…not here, but the question’s been asked.
43- ummmm. You have wierrrrrrd taste.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_fawkes
Wikipedia entry- there’s a picture of Guy staring you in the face from the main page. Judge for yourselves, Musers.
52, 53- Hahahahaha. My friends, however, would say “Who’s he?” and THEN they would start laughing.
GAPAs, from the posts on this thread, we obviously need a “In love with Guy Fawkes Support Group” thread.
No, better: “Guy Fawkes Fan Club”.
62-sounds familiar…calvin and hobbes?
65-i would totally be a guy fawkes groupie. XD
59: dry…I’ve forgotten what the word means, with all this rain. Everything is at least semi damp. Instead of raking leaves, my dad has now set about peeling them off the sidewalk and putting them in a pile. Which blows over, thus forcing him to peel them off the ground again.
Guy Fawkes is now my desktop background.
I have also proceeded to put him on the desktop of all the computers at my skool.
wheee.
66: Bingo. I didn’t think anyone would know It… so I had some fun!
yay, i feel smart! XD
Ötzi are you kidding, that is a schmexy picture.
i forgot my key today, and when i opened the garage to get the new one there was the guy staring me in the face with his freaky green eyes. i was like “ach! haven’t we burned him yet?” but we had stuffins going on….idk when we’ll do that…it’s so late now we might just leave him there until next year…
66-Dang it! I knew I’d seen that somewhere…. Ah! We should totally have a Calvin and Hobbes thread! There’s so much interest in it, I think it’s be really popular.
68-That’s awesome…lol.
70-Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! That’s a good story! Haha….
62-YAY!! A calvin and hobbes fan!!! I know that comic. It was weird.