Quotations, v. 2010.2
Continued from Quotations, 2010.1.
Date: March 20, 2010
Categories: Life, Nonrandom Craziness, The Universe
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Pax the Hamster
in March 20th, 2010 @ 14:52Is this my first first post???
A Harry Potter quote that rocks my socks: “The world isn’t made up of good people and Death Eaters” ~Sirius Black
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Armada
in March 20th, 2010 @ 16:28Some quotes from my trip in the Bahamas (all but the last one are from one night sail we did):
“DIE! NOW! OR I’LL…KILL YOU….um…”
“I said truce! Truce means no licking!”
“Would you stop trying to stuff Wheat Things down my cleavage?”
“What does an HPB say, Anani?” “Um… ‘DIE! NOW!'” “Yup. What does ZVX say?” “Um.. ‘DIE! NOW!’?” “Right.”
“I’m sure it’s not normal to have to perform the Heimleich maneuver on your radio….”
“Oh joy, yet another marijuana-slash-papaya plantation….”
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Ducky
in March 23rd, 2010 @ 17:31Wow…
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Armada
in April 28th, 2010 @ 18:41Yes.
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/gradster(1)/
in April 29th, 2010 @ 12:50Yay, boobsketball!
No, this isn’t a reply that is obscenely late, no, why would anyone ever think such a thing, hmm?
-A
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Armada
in May 13th, 2010 @ 15:44o_o *has coughing fit* No. I’m not laughing. At all. Nopers.
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speller73
in March 20th, 2010 @ 17:07“Look at them. Their potential. From the day they arrive on the planet and blinking step into the sun. More to see than can ever be seen. More to do than- Sorry. That’s The Lion King.” – Should I even bother?
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ebeth
in March 20th, 2010 @ 19:16i freaking LOVED that quote.
i’ve been watching House recently. it’s pretty good, although i’m only in season 1 and it’s already getting sort of predictable. dr. house and monty are destined to be though. anyway, good quote from there…
“No, there is not a thin line between love and hate. There is in fact a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate.”
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KaiYves- Unity, Destiny, Tranquility!
in March 20th, 2010 @ 19:45“Who DOESN’T have a space program these days?” – Strong Bad
Training guy: “Inside the Vomit Comet, you will experience a zero-g environment.”
Al (Who is fat) : “So I’ll be weightless?”
Tim: “They’re astronauts, Al, not magicians.”
– Home Improvement
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Witchneko
in March 20th, 2010 @ 20:11“…I think you’ve injured my brain.”
“Injured it with logic!”
“Sure, let’s call it “logic”…”
~the webcomic El Goonish Shive“Why are there two Brownies?”
“I’m Ellen, mom. I turned into a cat.”
“Oh dear. Can you change back?”
“Sure. Anytime I want.”
“That’s good.”
~the webcomic El Goonish ShiveGood quotes.
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“USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.â€
–David Letterman“Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.” -Anonymous
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Princess_Magnolia
in March 22nd, 2010 @ 19:04*gasp* I KNOW THE DUCT TAPE QUOTE!
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bluefire27 and Drake (o_o)
in June 25th, 2010 @ 16:25Everybody knows the duct tape quote.
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FantasyFan?!?!
in March 20th, 2010 @ 20:51In English class one day, when se were discussing an essay we were supposed to be analyzing and turned into health care and the general state of the world at large, one of my classmates summed it all up.
“I don’t think the future’s working,” said he.
This was immediately deemed my teacher as epic and got put on my school’s quote board. In the meantime, I was cynically muttering that the future was never working, because it became the present,and it was only in dreams that things were nice and utopic. No one paid any attention to me though.
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Silverstorm42 (Rainbow*Star trying out a new name - how do you like it?)
in March 20th, 2010 @ 23:33“How is being green not a priority?” – Bones
“‘Ford?
‘Yes?’
‘I think I’m a sofa.’
‘I know how you feel.’
‘AAAAAAH!'” – The HG2G movie
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Silver Lining
in March 21st, 2010 @ 09:21I love that quote from the movie. But I don’t want you to change your name! I love the name Rainbow*Star! Silverstorm42 just sounds so… I don’t know.
“This is so flammy!”
“Did you just call the party phlegmy?! Kids these days…”
–my aunt and me
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bookgirl_me
in March 21st, 2010 @ 10:48The new name- it’s okay, but… dunno, I guess I don’t like name changes that much.
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KaiYves- Unity, Destiny, Tranquility!
in March 21st, 2010 @ 13:50Silverstorm is okay, but I really like Rainbow*Star.
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Princess_Magnolia
in March 22nd, 2010 @ 19:05I just realized the name Rainbow*Star kind of reminds me of Care Bears or My Little Ponies. Sorry, Silverstorm!
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bookgirl_me
in March 21st, 2010 @ 07:08“Our friend the terrorist hasn’t showed up yet.” -the assistant english teacher, in a disappointed/surprised tone.
We’re allowed to do skits in english class every now and then, but they usually end up like most SSS stories and dreadfully off-topic. Like the one about immigration/cultural open-mindedness XD That was actually the one without the terrorist, where C. was supposed to move to the doghouse…
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Keiffer
in March 21st, 2010 @ 11:21What I said I was doing when someone asked what I was doing when I was supposed to be doing my homework:
“GEORGE HARRISON!!!”
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Cat's Eye
in March 21st, 2010 @ 11:36“Nick, can I have some beef jerky?”
“Sure.”
“Holy cake thats spicy thats spicy thats spicy…”
“Ooh, spicy! Hey, can I have some Nick jerky too?”
“Nick jerky? Like, jerky made from Nick?”
“Yep. We kill him and make beef jerky out of him. Really, really hot beef jerky!”
“Wait, you think Nick is hot?”
“Beef jerky made out of Nick once we have slaughtered him is hot. Spicy, I mean.”
“Heh, you think Nick is really hot.”
“Wait, should we be talking about killing Nick to make beef jerky out of him in front of Nick?”
“Nah, he’s just a clone copy that we made so we could make more beef jerky.”
“Oh, okay.”
-Me and my friends. This is the kind of conversation we have ALL THE TIME.
“Hey Maddy, where have you been?”
“Oh, I was sick.”
“She was dead.”
“Yup, I was dead.”
“But you could still text Emily from your cellphone?”
“Yeah. From the dead.”
“Maddy, when you die, you have to be able to text Emily. Otherwise I’m going to, like, kill you when you come back.”
“…”
-Also me and my friends. I am very proud to say I’m the one who delivered that last line.
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fireandhemlock1996
in March 21st, 2010 @ 11:45“Get back here right now so I can steal your body heat.”
“Are you gonna pay the electricity bill for the heat?”
“Are you an android?!”
“Yup!”
-me and a friend“Im not short, you’re just….. tall.”
-me failing at defending myself against K calling me “Shorty”“You are gonna pay for that.”
“I’m poor, I don’t pay.”
“I gonna get me my revenge.”
“No, I give revenge. No one ever gets revenge on me.”
-me and K“We’re going back to (state we live in) tonight!”
“Livvy, we’re already in (state). You’re going back to (town we live in).”
-me and my sister’s friend’s little sister“You are too tall, mister.”
“Well, I’m sorry!”
“You planning on growing until you can install your ceiling fans without a ladder?”
*dreamy look* “That would be so cool.”
-me and N
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Keiffer
in March 21st, 2010 @ 18:52“Preposterous! Pure science fiction balderdash! I don’t believe a word of it.”
-Mystery quote. Possibly a hard one. Try to guess.
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Pax the Hamster
in March 21st, 2010 @ 23:48Quotes from KUNA:
Who was ironing the cookies?
No! Napoleon cannot be in my harem!
Let me borrow Shaun White.
I want to see L in a barber shop cutting people’s hair.
No! L has to go to the penguins in Antarctica.
R is going to Canada. That’s it, just Canada.We were playing a game where we got class mates or celebrities (or historical figures) and could send the to another time or place…or create a harem like I did. But then, my friends wanted Napoleon Bonaparte in my harem, so I put my foot down.
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Castle
in March 22nd, 2010 @ 15:38“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
“I am that I am, the lord, your God and the God of your fathers, of Abraham, of Issac and of Jacob……….and this is my counterpart, R2-D2.”
– xkcd, “I Am”Man: “We took the hostages, secured the building and cut the communication lines like you said.”
Man on radio: “Excellent.”
Man: “But then this guy climbed up the ventilation ducts and walked across broken glass, killing anyone we sent to stop him.”
Man on radio: “And he rescued the hostages?”
Man: “No, he ignored them. He just reconnected the cables we cut, muttering something about ‘uptime’.”
Man on radio: “S***, we’re dealing with a sysadmin.
-xkcd, “Devotion to Duty”
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SudoRandom
in March 22nd, 2010 @ 15:49I didn’t get that comic. (I Am.)
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KaiYves- Unity, Destiny, Tranquility!
in March 22nd, 2010 @ 17:20“Allergic to the Pope?” – My Latin teacher
“My company is called Chaos, Mayhem, and Destruction Inc. We make Moon Pies.” – Jeph
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shadowfire
in March 22nd, 2010 @ 23:36“I’m NOT thinking Arby’s, and I CAN believe it’s not butter!”
-Me
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KaiYves
in March 23rd, 2010 @ 08:01Both from Codename Sunshine:
“In his free time (John Young) enjoys bicycling, reading, gardening, kicking (butt) and taking names.”
“In Ohio we eat aviation and (poop) outer space.
I vote we jack the whole state into orbit and just save all of us some time.”
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Artemis the Huntress
in March 23rd, 2010 @ 17:12“Never judge a book by its movie.” – J. W. Eagan
Words to live by.
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LittleBasementKitten
in March 23rd, 2010 @ 17:58That’s on a t-shirt!
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Daisy*chain
in April 10th, 2010 @ 15:08I have that t-shirt!
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bookgirl_me
in March 24th, 2010 @ 08:53Some quotes from two french debates (we got to pick roles) that the assistant (who has NO sense of humor) wasn’t completely able to ruin:
Me: So, here are my 5 arguments for/against the strikes as president of France:
1- I don’t care
2- I really don’t care
3- I don’t give a (snip)
4- I don’t give a (snipping snip)
5- I am the president.V.: And I’m a poor, underpaid train driver who has to work 24 hours a day. (and on, and on)
L (whispers): Yep, he doesn’t even go to the bathroom.
Me: Complain to the leader of your workers union (L). (…)
L: *ignores*
Everyone else: *ignores too*I.: … and students are being denied their right to speak by politicians!
Me: I fully support that you have the right to speak and I have the right to ignore you.Me: Yes, you want more pay for your teachers, but I can’t make money out of thin air and would have to raise the tuition fees, which you don’t want either (so shut up).
A.: (the president in the other group) I can’t pay you more money because we already have a trillion € defecit. I’ve done nothing as president and shall keep on doing nothing, but so that I have done something, I have a plan. If our debts get even bigger, I will reduce your salaries drastically and make you work like slaves.
*silence*
The teacher: And what does the political opposition say? S.!
S.: What? I agree with whatever he just said.
Teacher: No, you’re against him.
S.: Oh. What?Too bad the teacher had no sense of humor (A. got told off and I narrowly escaped); I was planning to either a) do nothing or b) proclaim a military dictatorship headed by my pet rock Fluffy when I got bored… *sigh*
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FantasyFan?!?!
in March 24th, 2010 @ 16:08Your pet rock. You know, this debate actually makes it look the better of the options present…
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bookgirl_me
in April 30th, 2010 @ 10:33We’re a very… interesting classroom when it comes to politics, especially since the king is on an exchange in Norway and the high priestess (whom I hate) is thankfully in australia. At least we still have our terrorist and the mafia… oops, the popular girls.
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Castle
in March 24th, 2010 @ 18:19“You Make Bunny Cry” – t-shirt, just google it.
“Da da da duh da! It clogs your arteries!” -sung to the tune of “I’m Lovin’ It” – made up by my buddy Mike (the pie man) and his friend Ben.
“I’m hatin’ it.” -me, and several thousand other people.
“Alright, people. Make something happen.” – Erin Driscoll, Special Agent in Charge of CTU Los Angeles Division during the first half of Day 4. (24)
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Enceladus
in March 24th, 2010 @ 19:47So, I was going to junior Districts (A band thingy).
Someone: “I’ve had a hard day-”
Me: (In song) “It’s been a hard day’s night!”
Everyone:
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KaiYves- Nice Flying, Poindexter!
in April 27th, 2010 @ 20:19WIN.
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Luna the Lovely
in March 24th, 2010 @ 21:22“The mice couldn’t have done that [molecularly disseminated the Doctor and reassembled him on a different planet]” ~The First Doctor, Season 3, Dalek’s Master Plan: Counter Plot.
After having read the first H2G2 book….Let’s just say after the couple seconds it took me to process….I was laughing so hard.
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shadowfire
in March 28th, 2010 @ 09:49“There’s no flesh or blood within this cloak to kill. There’s only an idea. Ideas are bulletproof.”
-V, V for Vendetta(the graphic novel, not the movie, although the movie was awesome too.)
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Clare de Lune (aka The Book Thief)
in March 28th, 2010 @ 12:37This is from a really good book I read, but it is nothing w/out context…context: two seventeen year old girls are in love in Australia, and their parents are really annoying. The qoute makes it sound as though something, err, not really teribly appropriate was going on, but there wasn’t (in that section of the book…) (the girls are willa and louie)
willa: get your clothes on, I can’t think straight.
Louie: that’s because you’re not.Oh, and the book is Dare Truth or Promise. I really loved that line. It made me smile uncontrolably for a long time….
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Princess_Magnolia
in March 28th, 2010 @ 13:55 That’s hilarious.
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Kittymine, OSW, with various characters on BA
in March 28th, 2010 @ 13:39Here are a bunch of random quotes floating around in my head:
> “We do not ride upon the railroads; they ride upon us.” – Henry David Thoreau
> “But, my God, you are EMERSON!” – from The Night Thoreau Spent in Jail – awesome play. A must-read, in my opinion.
> “This task was appointed to you, Frodo. And if you cannot find a way, no one will.” – Galadriel, Fellowship of the Ring (Movie). Not sure if it’s also in the book – must check.
> “Good friends, sweet friends, let me not stir you up into such a sudden flood of mutiny. They that have done this deed are honorable; what private griefs they have I know not that made them do this. But they are wise and honorable and will no doubt with reasons answer you. I come not friends, to steal away your hearts. I am no orator as Brutus is, but as you know me all, a plain blunt man that love my friend. And that they know full well that gave me public leave to speak of him.” – Mark Antony, Julius Caesar. I had to memorize these line in 9th grade (2 years ago) for English class.
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Clare de Lune (aka The Book Thief)
in March 28th, 2010 @ 17:45“I am your spaniel; spurn me, strike me, negelct me, lose me, only give me leave, unworthy as I am, to follow you!” —Helena, A Midsummer Nights Dream, also known, on tuesdays and thursdays, as me. Our play is on tues. and that line was bouncing around in my head….its funny cause demitrious is being played by my friends boyfriend….there are some scences where it would make EVERYONE more comfertable if she were onstage in my place….
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Silver Lining
in March 28th, 2010 @ 19:51“Hey Suzie…No I’m okay. I just like shredded my foot in the paper-shredder…” –Kate, in a video we made in fourth grade
“Flowers bloom where penguins melt…” –from a song by a local band
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shadowfire
in March 30th, 2010 @ 17:51“Today is the last day before tomorrow.”
-My Spanish teacher. He finished that sentence with, “and the test”, but not before the entire class burst out laughing.
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ire-fay and-ay emlock-hay
in April 1st, 2010 @ 09:47Mr. B: Now we’ll do the fondues. Except I like to call them fundues, because they’re fun-to-do.
Mary: Like fungi and fun guy?
Me: Mr. B is a fungi!Mr. B: Pardon my French, but hell no!
Me: *raises hand innocently*
Mr. B: *sigh* Yes?
Me: That wasn’t French.Mr. B: Now, girls, what do you want to do to prevent others from pointing out your mistakes?
Me: *raises hand*
Mr. B: *facepalm* Yes?
Me: You carry around an axe.Me: *sweetly* Mother dear?
Mom: Yes?
Me: Would you do me a favour?
Mom: Of course, dear!
Me: *drops “mommys’ girl act”* Would you shut up?Brian: You guys having fun watching me be a pig?
Dad: Are you petitioning to be Juniour Songwriter?
Brian: Yeah! Definitely!
Me: …..Sure.Dad: You could start a band in our garage!
Me: Dad, there’s too much junk in there.
Dad: O.o
Brian: At least she’s honest!
Me: I try to be honest- especially when it makes people laugh or embarrasses my dad. He does it often enough to me with his puns.Stephen: So you like music?
Me: Are you kidding me?! I love music!
Stephen: That’s good. The people who really love their thing are the ones who are the best.
Me: If they’ve got the drive for it. It’s when you’ve got both the love for your thing and the dedication to really give your all when you can do great things.
Stephen: Exactly. *high fives*Eric: She’s a lot better than you, Brian.
Brian: Yup.Brian: Yup, she’s my much, much better half. *points at girlfriend*
Me: LEMURS!
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Beedle the Bard
in April 3rd, 2010 @ 15:01Watson: Get that out of my face.
Holmes: It’s not in your face, it’s in my hand.
Watson: Get what’s in your hand out of my face!
… or something like that.
That’s from Sherlock Holmes. It was a good movie, but I thought it would be better, which made it disappointing…
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Princess_Magnolia
in April 3rd, 2010 @ 19:28MYSTERY QUOTE TIME
“And I’d rather hurt than feel nothing at all.”
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Rainbow*Storm
in April 18th, 2010 @ 14:23The song Need You Now, by Lady Antebellum. Just heard it on the radio.
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Princess_Magnolia
in April 18th, 2010 @ 20:00I think I don’t agree with it.
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Princess_Magnolia
in April 7th, 2010 @ 19:15Ooo, I got 42d comment.
My dad just said this: “North Korea’s not in the United Nations?! All the other pariah countries are!”
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LittleBasementKitten
in April 7th, 2010 @ 19:18Sid: It’s a boy!
Diego: That’s its tail
Sid: It’s a girl!-Ice Age 3, when Manny’s wife had the baby.
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KaiYves- Nice Flying, Poindexter!
in April 7th, 2010 @ 20:17Some of my friends:
D: “When in Rome, do as the Romans do.”
A: “But we’re in Venice!”“Just think of all of the horrible, terrible ways we could have died on our way here!” (Pause) “Not to ruin your meal or anything.” -Me. It made sense in context.
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Maths Lover ♥
in April 9th, 2010 @ 21:48“I’m talking about front teeth and now we’re back to the sex. Honestly.”
-My religion teacher. We were talking about different types of loss, including the video about loss of virginity the Year 10s watched and loss of your front baby teeth.
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bookgirl_me
in April 10th, 2010 @ 09:42In Spanish class:
Teacher: V, say: “I would like a some olives” in spanish.
V.: Me llama…
*everyone bursts out laughing*Other random quotes:
“Noo, my nimbus 2000!”
“When are you going to tell him that C is the father?”
“I will become an assassin after all.”Some quote from my Screnzy script (not in chronological order):
C.:We can’t tesser- we’ll loose half the ship!
J.: I thought we already have!I.:Would you say that the right wing (of the ship) is important?
J. and C.: YES!
I: Then we have a problem.C.: We’re flying an antique. We’re alive. The world is such an amazing place.
I.: It will rain this evening.
J.: I., it rains every evening. That’s why they call it the RAIN-forest and PLUVIAL-zone.C.: …I could get used to this mission deal: no-one ordered me around or told me to turn the music down.
C.: …Besides, it gives you a good perspective for the future. After spending years (…), border duty in hostile regions with a minimum crew starts to sound very pleasant.
C.: …I would go to a military school to become the same (a starship captain); then I would marry a beautiful heiress from a wealthy family and eventually retire to a lovely villa after a long and illustrious career. It all sounds quite nice, but I did wish someone would have asked me first.
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JJjetplane-girlw/catsâ„¢, thinking about shortening/changing her name
in April 10th, 2010 @ 10:56“One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumping back.‘And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy
O frabjus day! Callooh! Callay!’
He chortled in his joy.”– The Jabberwocky by Lewis Carroll
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in April 10th, 2010 @ 10:58The poem is called simply “Jabberwocky,” not “The Jabberwocky.” The beast was a Jabberwock (though, thanks to Tim Burton’s movie, most people from now on will call it a Jabberwocky).
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JJjetplane-girlw/catsâ„¢, thinking about shortening/changing her name
in April 10th, 2010 @ 11:01
Sorry about that! I wasn’t such about the The, so I put it there anyway. It is quite annoying that so many people think the beast is the Jabberwockey now. 
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Jadestone
in April 10th, 2010 @ 11:56That was my biggest pet peeve in the movie. Out of many, even though I went in with low expectations… but I try not to rant. *sigh*
If they just hadn’t called it Alice in Wonderland but Alice’s Return or something I’d have been more prepared for their… twists. Alas.
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shadowfire
in April 11th, 2010 @ 23:43As far as I can tell, it was intended to be a sequel, not based on the books themselves.
But yes, they ruined “Jabberwocky”. That was the only part of the movie that I actually hated.
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Alice
in April 10th, 2010 @ 13:1136.1.2- Oh my gosh. I’d never thought of that. I don’t think it would have made me remotely upset if they had called it Alice’s Return. Well, maybe a little. But not nearly as much.
How can you tell me you’re lonely,
And say for you that the sun don’t shine?
Let me take you by the hand,
And lead you through the streets of London,
Show you something to make you change your mind.
–“Streets of London”, by Ralph McTell. Who never expected his song to be such a hit and spent years trying to live it down.
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Clare de Lune (aka The Book Thief)
in April 20th, 2010 @ 19:56I can play that song on my guitar!
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KaiYves- Nice Flying, Poindexter!
in April 10th, 2010 @ 17:46This was from a conversation I had with my brother where a villain he made up became president of the USA.
My brother: (News anchor voice) “This is a special news bulletin: (Villain) has just become president!”
Me: (Reporter voice) “In other news, business is booming at Virgin Galactic- company head Sir Richard Branson says ‘People have never been so eager to leave the planet entirely!’ Back to you, Bob.”
My brother: (Regular voice) “Yeah, the spaceship takes off, and then…”
(Different voice) “Come in, SpaceShipTwo. Come in, SpaceShipTwo. He’s turned off his radio, I have no idea what-”
(Pilot voice) “Yahooo! I’m taking this thing all the way!’Me: “And then the guys on the ISS look out their window…”
My brother: (Russian accent) “Is that a SpaceShipTwo? How did you get up so high?”
(Pilot voice) “We’re from the United States.”
(Russian accent) “Oh, say no more, Comrade. Just head to docking bay. Have just gotten shipment of cookies and juice. Are welcome to share.”
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I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary))
in April 10th, 2010 @ 23:38“People who do that should be arrested.”
-unknown source“What is it? Is it terrorists??”
“…It came from someplace else.”
“What do you mean, like Europe?”
“NO, Robbie, not like Europe!”
-War of the Worlds (film)
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I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary))
in April 11th, 2010 @ 14:09SFTDP
Mystery quotes:
“Don’t you remember? I acted like a zombie.”
“Right. That first week, you could barely form a sentence…. but come on!- you’re still kind of a zombie.”
“Oh, thanks!”“Did you always know?”
“Oh no. No, I didn’t. But I believed… I believed.”“Dinosaurs and man, two species separated by – 65 million years of evolution. How can anybody possibly have the slightest idea… of what to expect?
“What about the others?”
“…what others?”
“The ones that want out.”
“Obviously they will be freed.”
“I have your word?”
“What do you think I am? Human?”
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KaiYves- Unity, Destiny, Tranquility!
in April 13th, 2010 @ 08:43Okay, the third and maybe the first are from Jurassic Park 1, I know that.
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I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary))
in April 13th, 2010 @ 18:07The third one is, the first one isn’t.
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bookgirl_me
in April 13th, 2010 @ 09:28“It’s amazing that you’re still sane.”
“Well, that’s what the voices inside my head keep telling me.”
-Andromeda.
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Errata
in April 14th, 2010 @ 08:21“Pastry satisfies where art is unavailable.”
-Again, I don’t know. I tried googling it, but all the credit I could find is the name ‘Arcanum’, I think, that could go with either this quote or another.
But it was some MB-appropriate, I just had to share it.
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You Are Never Safe Without A Towel
in April 18th, 2010 @ 22:56“The love that lasts the longest is the love that is never returned.†~William Somerset Maugham
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KaiYves- Nice Flying, Poindexter!
in April 19th, 2010 @ 07:31“If you can’t be good, be colorful.” -Pete Conrad.
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Princess_Magnolia
in April 19th, 2010 @ 14:27That’s brilliant.
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KaiYves- Nice Flying, Poindexter!
in April 23rd, 2010 @ 20:49And Mr. Conrad was indeed both.
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KaiYves- Nice Flying, Poindexter!
in April 19th, 2010 @ 20:20“Discovery, born to discover! Challenger, born to challenge! Endeavour, born to, uh… endeavour.” – Some guy on SVC.
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I-Man
in April 20th, 2010 @ 14:17“Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar as a bookmark?”
-Fred Stoller
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shadowfire
in April 20th, 2010 @ 17:54Kid in PE: “Shouldn’t there be a person behind me? Don’t I get a person behind me?”
Me: *facepalm*
Him: “Oh, right. I am the person behind me.”Mystery quote:
“This is how (name will give it away) looked as a man: If he went into a phone booth and changed, he might manage to come out looking like Clark Kent.”
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Armada
in April 28th, 2010 @ 19:07GOOD OMENS. NEWT PULSIFER.
I ROCK.
*is sadly hyper (that is, hyper and sad at the same time)* ^_^
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KaiYves- Nice Flying, Poindexter!
in April 20th, 2010 @ 19:25“Someday, you’re going to get run over by a car while crossing the street because you’ll be too busy thinking about the planets.” -My dad. He’s probably right, sadly.
“Scuba divers all have inflated egos because they breathe compressed air.” -Luis Marden. (He’s wrong.)
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shadowfire
in April 20th, 2010 @ 21:43He is very wrong. (is a scuba diver)
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Clare de Lune (aka The Book Thief)
in April 23rd, 2010 @ 19:40Really? you scuba dive? *is amazed I could’ve missed that* THAT IS AWESOME!!!! (sorry for the PoPo!)
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Clare de Lune (aka The Book Thief)
in April 20th, 2010 @ 20:01“A girl meets a guy, they fall in love, have sex, get married, not neccesarily in that order.
Expectations. They ruled my life.
Cut the ending. Reverse the script. The man of her dreams is a girl.”
-Keeping You a Secret by Julie Anne Peters. the qoute fits w/ how I felt a couple years back.
Expectations no longer rule my life, thank god.
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KaiYves- Nice Flying, Poindexter!
in April 21st, 2010 @ 07:35My history teacher: “What did Castro do once he took power?”
Kid in my class: “He grew a big huge beard?”
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Princess_Magnolia
in April 21st, 2010 @ 13:02“And who killed Jesus?”
“Chuck Norris.”
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fireandhemlock1996
in April 21st, 2010 @ 08:59“No- you live in the pit next door.”
-me“Hm. Next time I take a test I’m going to pretend I’m Einstein and see what happens.”
-my friend T“Did I say I wouldn’t mind? I meant I would mind.”
-T again“Steel of ab.”
-Mom“Welcome to the USI.”
-me
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shadowfire
in April 25th, 2010 @ 10:13United States of what?
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fireandhemlock1996
in April 25th, 2010 @ 11:04Idiots.
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shadowfire
in April 26th, 2010 @ 18:40Ah.
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fireandhemlock1996
in April 27th, 2010 @ 07:06Yes, indeed- my textbook says “Note: Blood is not actually blue.”
How obvious can that be?! I don’t bleed blue blood, of course my blood is red!!! How do seventh graders not know that their blood is red?!?!?
I hate my science curriculum. ‘Nuff said.
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Piggy
in April 27th, 2010 @ 07:28I think that was referring to the common myth that blood, when not in the presence of oxygen, is blue; and when it hits oxygen it turns red.
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Alice
in April 28th, 2010 @ 23:32…
Wait.
Since when is that a myth? Blood turns red when oxidized because of the iron…but I swear I just had this conversation in science. What color is blood if not blue?
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Luna the Lovely
in April 29th, 2010 @ 00:28Blood is red, even when in the body. If you doubt this, just watch someone (or something) getting blood drawn. Straight from the vein into a syringe, no intermediate contact with oxygen. It’s red. Slightly different shades of red, depending on whether it’s arterial or from a vein, but it’s definitely red.
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fireandhemlock1996
in April 29th, 2010 @ 06:49Hemoglobin is red. (did I spell that right?) Thus blood is red.
AAAAAAH AND ALPACALIPS IS GOING “Yeah, when there’s not enough oxygen blood turns blue.” WHAT. THE. CAKE.
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in April 27th, 2010 @ 07:30f&h: There’s a widespread misconception that blood is blue while it’s inside your body but turns red on contact with air. (If you look at the veins in your wrist, you’ll notice that some of them do look bluish.) When I was a kid, other children told me that and swore that it was true. You might also have heard the expressions “blueblooded” and “bluebloods” referring to members of royal or noble families. Your textbook is probably alluding to one or both of those ideas.
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in April 27th, 2010 @ 07:31Ah, I see that Piggy beat me to the punch.
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Loreena Chatheng
in May 6th, 2010 @ 22:56Actually, my TEACHER told me that in fifth grade…the whole “blood is blue” thing. Wow. Fail.
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fireandhemlock1996
in April 27th, 2010 @ 08:50Yeah, I know that. Actually, AlpacaLips believed that until I told him otherwise. What the cake. My grandmother is a science teacher but my dad thought blood was blue. But still…. By seventh grade you’d think you didn’t have to be reminded that blood isn’t blur.
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Rebecca Lasley (Administrator)
in April 27th, 2010 @ 10:20Seventh grade does seem late. I remember watching an animated movie about hemoglobin in third grade.
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Clare de Lune (aka The Book Thief)
in April 23rd, 2010 @ 19:44So in language arts we were writing rules about grammer usage that both explain and show gramatical errors. One sentance and the insuing conversation went like this (CW is a kid in my class, T is my teacher)
CW: Don’t use apostrophes for contractions.
T: what else would you use for contractions?
Class: *explodes in laughter, especially the girls, who then comment on sick minds*
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Silver Lining
in April 25th, 2010 @ 22:4146–
“That’s a portrait of his dining room table!”
“…Or his diaphragm.”
–Nym and Keiffer“What?”
“What?”
“What’re you talking about?”
“What?”
“Emi?”
“Math.”
–Kate and Sudo“We could be YouTube stars…if only I could spell ‘YouTube’…” –Kate
“Wow I love this song! My pastor has a religious version of it. About David and Goliath!”
“Really? What’s it called?”
“Bethlehemian Rhapsody.”
–Kate and me
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muselover
in April 26th, 2010 @ 14:02Mystery quote! “Debate! Me likey.” (the perpetrator is not allowed to guess)
Some quotes from my 7-year-old sister back when she was 6:
“I saw a huge, huge centimeter today.”
“I know the capital in Alaska-A!”
“REMEMBER THE SUN?!?” (after we were talking about only seeing stars at night)
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muselover
in May 9th, 2010 @ 19:22Nobody wants to guess my mystery quote?
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Ducky
in April 26th, 2010 @ 14:16A: “Cara, have you always been this tall?” Me: “Well, I’m about half an inch taller than my mom…”
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Silver Lining
in April 26th, 2010 @ 22:39All from chorus (which is, unsurprisingly, my favourite class):
“I never got braces. My dad got a canoe instead.” –Ms. D.
“Are you related to Stewart Little?! Because that would just be so cool! I love him. He has such a cool car!” –Ms. D again
“Ooh, I can’t wait to hear what happens to the unnaturally poofy-haired people on Mars!” –Ms. D (made total sense in context)
“Ms. D, can I be a gerbil too?!” –one of the baritones (also made total sense in context)Me: “I had a dream about chorus last night–
Ms. D: “I’m so sorry!”Ms. D: “Stop talking, David. Just please don’t talk.”
David: “I wasn’t talking!”
Ms. D: “You are now! So just stop talking and sing!”And the continuing argument:
Ms. D: “You baritones are sloppy! You are like chopped liver! But you can do better than that, I know you can. You can be mashed potatoes!”
Baritones: “But I thought we were supposed to be meatloaf…”
Ms. D: “Mashed potatoes, meatloaf, same diff. Just be better than chopped liver!
Baritones: “Mashed potatoes aren’t really the same as meatloaf, Ms. D…”
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Princess_Magnolia
in April 27th, 2010 @ 17:40It’s STUART Little, not STEWART Little! Sorry for the persnicketyness!
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Silver Lining
in April 27th, 2010 @ 19:17Well I am SORRY, Miss Magnolia!
“I don’t know but I messed up. And we didn’t land on the moon.” –my friend. I really like that quote.
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KaiYves- Nice Flying, Poindexter!
in April 27th, 2010 @ 20:17As long as you don’t believe the latter part, because then I’d have to, well…
*hides spike pie behind back*
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Silver Lining
in April 27th, 2010 @ 20:27 *squints at spike pie* It was for a story, and she meant ‘we’ as two of the characters.
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KaiYves- Nice Flying, Poindexter!
in April 27th, 2010 @ 20:50Oh, glad to clear that up.
I punish Apollo deniers with extreme prejudice.
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bookgirl_me
in April 27th, 2010 @ 09:21Me: Because she wanted to give (name) his head (he= her ex-boyfriend) on a golden platter, she killed him but sent you SMS to cover up her crime…
L.: Can we have a hypothesis where people don’t die?
M: (name) locked him in a cellar and-
L.: A non-violent one?
Me: She stared him down until he dropped dead?-a conversation pertaining to L’s (ex-)boyfriend and his ex-girlfriend.
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KaiYves- Nice Flying, Poindexter!
in April 27th, 2010 @ 20:25“We are more popular than your iPod.”- Lori Garver.
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Maths Lover ♥
in April 28th, 2010 @ 01:41My religion teacher: “… the Jews call him He Who Must Not Be Named…”
Everyone: *have same idea* “VOLDEMORT!”
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fireandhemlock1996
in April 28th, 2010 @ 19:12“You mean you don’t hear things in your head?”
-me (it made sense in context, really it did.)
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Pseudonym
in April 28th, 2010 @ 19:22“Cake, I found my nose.” -me, talking to myself
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shadowfire
in April 28th, 2010 @ 22:43Two Doctor Who quotes that must be used in conjunction:
“People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it’s more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey… stuff.”“It’s my timey-wimey detector. it goes ding when there’s stuff.”
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Armada
in April 29th, 2010 @ 12:14“England is now called South Scotland. Spread it around.”
-Someone on Omegle (who subsequently disconnected on me, but I put that in my status message anyway)“….A….potato emu with turrets carved into it?….”
-Me, talking to FirehMe and my friend, talking about a title for our Script Frenzy (which we finished, OMG ^_^):
Rose: So, any other good ideas for a title?
Me: Hmm. *thinks* The Desert of Inspiration isn’t awful, I guess…. Do we want a subtitle?
Rose: Desert of Inspiration is really good…. I could change the desert in the story to be called that…
Me: Gamels, Whamels, and Rubber Babies! Also featuring Two Girls, a Saddle, and some Very Large Backpacks! Mmm….okay…. XD
Rose: They weren’t particularly large, but just roomy inside
Me: Um… Some Very Roomy Inside Backpacks doesn’t really have the same ring to it….Mystery quote:
“I peseech you heartily, scurvy lousy knave, at my desires, and my requests, and my petitions, to eat, look you, this leek; because, look you, you do not love it, nor your affections, and your appetites and your digestions do not agree with it, I would desire you to eat it!”
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/gradster(1)/
in April 29th, 2010 @ 12:49I love Omegle. So many Awesome people… … And, admittedly, so many perverts, but still; Awesome people!
-A
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Armada
in April 29th, 2010 @ 15:52I get many more perverts than awesome people… -_- I was so sad the South Scotland person disconnected on me. En sounded awesome!….
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Daisy*chain
in April 29th, 2010 @ 15:42The mystery quote sounds like something Charles Dickens would write…
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Armada
in April 29th, 2010 @ 15:55Hehe, not Dickens, but close on the famous-writers front.
Hint: I had to correct the spelling!
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Errata
in April 29th, 2010 @ 16:15Shakespeare, maybe?
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Armada
in May 1st, 2010 @ 18:59Yes! Now, play and character?
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Errata
in May 1st, 2010 @ 19:31I don’t know. I’m ashamed to admit I’ve never actually read much Shakespeare. (read: I read a few of his poems and a pruned-down version of Hamlet for school awhile back)
Anyway. Whichever character you’re trying out for in whichever play you’re trying out for.
No wait. For shame, Errata, you can do more research then that.
The Tempest, no clue what character.
Or it could be Hamlet, from Hamlet, too.
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Armada
in May 1st, 2010 @ 20:21No, not Hamlet, not The Tempest. One of the history plays! C’mon, somebody else come guess here…. XD
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Selenium the Quafflebird
in May 1st, 2010 @ 20:24Henry V.
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Armada
in May 1st, 2010 @ 20:54Yes…
*makes ‘go on’ motions with hands*
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Selenium the Quafflebird
in May 1st, 2010 @ 21:04Act V, Scene I. Said by Fluellen. Am I correct?
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Armada
in May 3rd, 2010 @ 16:28Probably. Not sure about the act, but Fluellen, yes. ^_^
Fluellen: Aye, he was porn at Monmouth. Captain Gower: what call you the town’s name where Alexander the pig was borne?
Gower: Alexander the Great.
Fluellen: Why I pray you, is not pig great? The pig, or
the great, or the mighty, or the huge, or the magnanimous,
are all one reckonings, save the phrase is a little variations.
Gower: I thinke Alexander the Great was born in
Macedon. His father was called Phillip of Macedon, as I
take it.
Fluellen: I think it is in Macedon where Alexander was porn…Hey, BTW, do I know you? Have you changed your name since I was away, or were you a ‘phyte?
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Selenium the Quafflebird
in May 3rd, 2010 @ 17:00I first posted in September ’09, as bella the aviatrix.
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Armada
in May 3rd, 2010 @ 18:28Oh! Okay, I know you.
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Selenium the Quafflebird
in May 4th, 2010 @ 17:30Okay, that’s good.
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Clare de Lune (aka The Book Thief)
in May 1st, 2010 @ 19:39“Truth and Belief are like a stallion and a mule” -Lani Garver, the book What Happened to Lani Garver, by Carol Plum-Ucci
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I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary))
in May 2nd, 2010 @ 14:31Mystery quotes:
“One fish, two fish, red fish, dead fish.”
“______… what is that?
*after a slight pause* “Je ne sais pas.”“Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record. Followed by death. Good luck!”
“Get that out of my face.”
“It’s not in your face, it’s in my hand.”
“Get what’s in your hand out of my face.”“We are in the hands of an adolescent.”
“Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self-Esteem Fund for Girls? It’s true!”
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Princess_Magnolia
in May 2nd, 2010 @ 16:36“Get that out of my face.â€
“It’s not in your face, it’s in my hand.â€
“Get what’s in your hand out of my face.â€Watson from Sherlock Holmes. I think it was already on this thread, though…
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I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary))
in May 2nd, 2010 @ 20:50Yeah, I think it was. In fact, I think I was one of the people/the same person who posted it here originally…
It definitely wasn’t on this installment of the thread, though.
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gimanator
in May 3rd, 2010 @ 17:38This shall go down as one of my fonder memories of the blog.
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Errata
in May 3rd, 2010 @ 17:11Isn’t that third from Portal?
No, I’ve never played the game. (darnit, I lost the game) Somebody else quoted it before you.
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Enceladus
in May 3rd, 2010 @ 19:13J’ai perdu le jeu aussi!
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speller73
in May 3rd, 2010 @ 20:06 J’ai perdu le jeu.
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Silver Lining
in May 5th, 2010 @ 16:16He perdido el juego también!
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I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary))
in May 4th, 2010 @ 17:26Yep. And I think I may be that “somebody else”… I really should find more sources for quotes
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Errata
in May 4th, 2010 @ 23:06It’s possible. Witchneko also posted that one though, I think. At least, I believe it was her that posted a long stream of Portal quotes, including that one, I believe.
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Keiffer
in May 3rd, 2010 @ 17:49Me: “Our failed wokness. THE…”
Me and Pseudo: “WOKNESS MONSTER”‘Twas funny.
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KaiYves
in May 3rd, 2010 @ 20:4766- Yes, that is very funny.
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I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary))
in May 4th, 2010 @ 17:27A short conversation from French class
Me: “D’apres d’apres d’apres d’apres d’apres d’apres-”
C: “What are you DOING?” (I think by “doing” she meant “saying”)
Me: “…Nuttin’!”My mind was rolling around the floor of my skull and laughing its head off
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fireandhemlock1996
in May 6th, 2010 @ 12:28You mind…has…a head. *blinkblinkblink*
Which was being laughed off inside the head containing your mind.
Okay, okay. Fireh really should stop trying to be funny.
But it is funny!
Probably only funny to Fireh.
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Ducky
in May 6th, 2010 @ 13:00*brain implodes*
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I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary))
in May 6th, 2010 @ 21:47I meant that I was mentally laughing my head off.
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bluefire27 and Drake (^_^)
in July 1st, 2010 @ 08:38I love your logic fireh!!
Quotes from kung fu panda:
Viper: “He just never quits. It’s kind of inspiring…”
Po: *trips and falls*
Viper: “Kind of.”Shi fu: you have brought peace to this valley. And peace to me… *closes eyes*
Po: No, no, NO! No shifu, don’t die, don’t die-”
Shi fu: I’m not dying you idiot!! Er, I mean, Dragon Warrior. I am simply at peace.
Po: Oh, okay. So, umm… I should probably stop talking.
Shi fu: if you can.
Po. *lies down on ground next to shi fu* So, umm, you want something to eat?
Shi fu: *sigh* Yeah.
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Ducky
in May 4th, 2010 @ 17:59“How old is she?” “Twenty.” “Okay, that’s weird.”
~ My mom and I, talking about a certain MBer and her obsessions.
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speller73
in May 4th, 2010 @ 18:44That couldn’t possibly be a certain 20-year-old MBer with certain obsessions….
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Luna the Lovely
in May 4th, 2010 @ 20:28Hang on….I’m guessing we’re talking about me (which is fine), but how is it that my age makes something about my obsessions weird? Because I think some of my obsessional type things make a lot mroe sense me being 20 than if, say, I were younger….But maybe I’m missing something.
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Ebeth
in May 5th, 2010 @ 08:14Maybe the museblog needs more 20-year-olds with cool obsessions! I for one know quite a few and think they are all flamablamablous.
(Hang on MB, i’m getting there…two more years…wellll, year and a half. dang i’m old.)
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KaiYves
in May 6th, 2010 @ 11:59“I don’t think I’m that exciting and anyway I own several swords.”- Grant O.
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Luna the Lovely
in May 6th, 2010 @ 12:32“In Soviet Russia book sell you.” ~Sidewalk chalk advertisement for the campus bookstore’s textbook buyback. I lol’d.
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Clare de Lune (aka The Book Thief)
in May 9th, 2010 @ 18:39“In Soviet Russia you don’t rob the bank, the bank robs you” ~welcome to my improv. class.
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Enceladus
in May 9th, 2010 @ 18:56No, Clare. That’s Wall Street. Welcome to the world of financial fraud.
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Clare de Lune (aka The Book Thief)
in May 9th, 2010 @ 19:23*laughs* “does anyone know where I can get good prices on uranium? All the prices on Ebay are ridiculous” (we’re playing Park Bench here, to anyone familiar with improv. games) “In Soviet Russia, we do this in the streets all the time. Go ahead, take your clothes off. In fact, it would be impolite if you did not take off your clothes” And, (this is all the same guy by the way(nathaniel))….Kiki (trying to get Nathaniel off the bench, which is the point of park bench) “You know what, I’m gay.” Nathaniel: “you know what, I’m gay too” Me (laughing hystarically because both of these guys so far seem to have straight tendancies):I love you both but not like that!!
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Enceladus
in May 6th, 2010 @ 14:20“O omnipotent beagle, where does the spoon go?”
A few seconds later
“Thanks” *puts spoon away*
This was one of my friends (She’s posted once or twice as Artemis the Huntress) during a cooking class at school.
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Clare de Lune (aka The Book Thief)
in May 9th, 2010 @ 18:40Ohh, I remeber Artemis! I distinctly recalled liking the name, and it was WAY more than once or twice, to my recollection. Say hello to her for MB!!
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Enceladus
in May 9th, 2010 @ 18:54I’m *trying* to make her come back on. If she won’t do it over her own free will… *brandishes sonic screwdriver*
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Artemis the Huntress
in May 13th, 2010 @ 20:06Hey? Where am I? How did I – ooh! A sonic screwdriver!
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fireandhemlock1996
in May 6th, 2010 @ 16:0272- Nice.
“Ew. Did I hear you offering to spit in my hot chocolate just now? Thanks, but no thanks.”
-me, talking to my little sister.“Knock knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Doctor!”
“Doctor Who?”
“No, it’s just The Doctor.” *cracks up laughing*
“……”
-me telling a knock knock joke to my friend. Too bad she hasn’t watched Doctor Who.“Where does this go? San Francisco?”
-a rhyme I invented a long long long time ago for asking my mom where certain dishes belong when I didn’t know. (a LONG time ago- emptying the dishwasher has been my chore since I don’t know when.)“No, I’m not goth, I’m emo-”
“You’re a potato?!?”
“-NOT A POTATO, EMO!”
-me and my sister/Mum, about a dozen times per day.“Okay sorry that wasn’t funny…”
-the next thing to come out of my mouth if I say something I think is funny or laugh at something I think is funny. I have a warped/sadistic/extremely twisted sense of humour that practically no one understands.“asterik…runs…asterik…”
-me, while running away from my sister. XD“A wail. Or a fin.”
-me, in a discussion of what to call win-fails, things that are both epicly fail and epicly win at the same time.“No. Hugs. URK”
-me while being hugged. I don’t like hugs.“I have a very good memory.”
“Yeah, right.”
“You want proof? I can recite to you word-by-word the conversation we had about the Twilight books about two years ago, by memory.”
“Yeah right.”
*recites conversation*
“Whoa.”
“Told you! Ha!”
-me and my friend who likes twilight. And is a boy.
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in May 13th, 2010 @ 20:10“Knock knock!â€
“Who’s there?â€
“Doctor!â€
“Doctor Who?â€
“No, it’s just The Doctor.â€This is GENIUS. I’m going to start telling that one to everyone I know.
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fireandhemlock1996
in May 13th, 2010 @ 20:47I’m rather proud of it.
Of course, nobody gets it.
My social circle is the girls in my ballet class. I imagine if they tried watching Doctor Who they would die of fright.
Of course, I’ve got to give my friend N credit, I had watched three episodes that day and then we had a philosophical discussion about knock knock jokes. So, of course, my brain being Doctor Who-centred at the time, that joke came into being.
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bluefire27 and Drake (o_o)
in June 12th, 2010 @ 08:29What do you mean no one understands your sense of humor? I find it hilarious! But I am considered a weirdo, and I’m a MBer so…
This is me and my friend Amanda talking during lunch hour (we were outside).
Amanda (who is wearing shorts): Man, It’s cold. I really should’ve worn pants today.
Me: *double take* What? Oh, yeah. Pants… right.
Both of us: *cracks up*Okay, I admit it’s not that funny, but it was hiliarious at the time.
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Errata
in May 6th, 2010 @ 22:42“So if Stalin means Man of Steel, what does Lennin mean?”
“Napkin Man!”
-Me and my sister.
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I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary))
in May 7th, 2010 @ 17:37Some more good Firefly quotes:
“I-I know this man. He’s… He just has this idiotic sense of nobility, you know? He can never just let things go. He thinks he’s the hard-hearted criminal, and he can be unrelenting, but… there’s a side to him that’s just so…”
“You mean you actually know… Jayne?”
[long pause]
“Jayne? Jayne Cobb? You’re talking about Jayne Cobb?”
-Inara and Fess in “Hero of Canton”“Just keep walkin’, preacher-man.”
-River in HoC“Ain’t about you, Jayne. It’s about what they need.”
-Mal in, again, HoC“You woulda done the same.”
“We can already see I haven’t. Now get the hell off my ship.”
-a captain and Mal in “Out of Gas”“The next time you decide to stab me in the back – have the guts to do it to my face.”
-Mal in “Ariel”“Cut her down!”
“The girl is a witch.”
“Yeah, but she’s our witch – so cut her the hell down.”
-Mal and the patron guy in “Safe”“Captain, why did you come back for us?”
“You’re on my crew.”
“Yeah, but you don’t even like me. Why’d you come back?”
“You’re on my crew. *with a “confused” look* Why’re we still talking about this?”
-Mal and Simon in “Safe”
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bookgirl_me
in May 8th, 2010 @ 04:32Yes, I like those too…
“My food is problematic.”
“Girl’s a mind-readin’ genius, can’t even figure out how to eat an ice planet.”
-River and Jayne: the way River said it cracked me up.“(…). That sounds like something out of science fiction.”
“We live in a spaceship, dear.”
-Wash and Zoe“This is the captain, we have a lil’ problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight…turbulence, and then…explode.”
-Mal, in Serenity (the movie)
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Pseudonym
in May 7th, 2010 @ 20:11Teacher: “Why are the rainforests important?”
T: “Because they’re minty fresh!”Maggie, in a spontaneous moment of bubbleheadedness: “I picked up a bone for you and all you did was step on it! Now I’m going to get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome!”
Pseudonym, in a spontaneous moment of bubbleheadedness: “And its [the bread] texture is reminiscent of non-linear Styrofoam….”
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KaiYves
in May 7th, 2010 @ 22:07More from the NASA Edge Vidcast:
“I wish I had brought a slide rule. Of course, then I would need to know how to use a slide rule.”- Blair
“Hey, is there anybody over here that can defy the laws of gravity?” -Art Vandelay
“I’m Agent Scarn. And I’m here to talk to you about the NASA EDGE Avenger Initiative.”- Blair
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I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary))
in May 9th, 2010 @ 13:43Mystery quote:
“So – what happens now?”
“Have a nice day!”
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muselover
in May 21st, 2010 @ 10:05Shrek Forever After. Man, I am SO not seeing that movie.
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in May 9th, 2010 @ 15:48From the Girl Scout Encampment:
“*laughs* Does it rain in Peru?!” –a little girl in my group
“We say ‘Jeez’ instead of Jesus because that is what all of his homedawgs called him.” –Kate
((while writing on the board)) “Cheezy…nuggetz…with a Z…Man I feel so gangsta!” –Kelly
“I have a problem with Barney-coloured frogs.” –Kate
“What are you doing?”
“Writing an uplifting message for all the children!”
“That says, ‘Hi! Welcome! You are amazing. And remember, the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42. Love, Emi.’ How is that an uplifting message?!”
–Kelly’s little sister and me; and yes, I really did write that on the chalkboard in the Rec Hall
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Daisy*chain
in May 9th, 2010 @ 16:53That’s a very uplifting message!
I always draw hat guy saying “xkcd” on the board…
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fireandhemlock1996
in May 9th, 2010 @ 17:28Homedawgs? Jesus? Um.
Right. My sister leaves “read the colour not the word” thingummies on dry erase boards!
Sometimes in Japanese. Sometimes in English. XD
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in May 10th, 2010 @ 20:04It was about one in the morning when she said it; cut her a little slack!
“Too much White Album and your intelligence level goes ka-blooey.” –me
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Ducky
in May 10th, 2010 @ 20:17“Mother says I have to remove my eyes.” – Silver Lining
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Selenium the Quafflebird
in May 11th, 2010 @ 03:13Ha, I get it.
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Silver Lining
in May 11th, 2010 @ 06:09 Indeed, that is what Mother said. She meant that I had to take my contacts out.Mystery quote (which is very easy in my opinion):
“I’ll give you everything I got for a little peace of mind!” –??? (I don’t know whether it’s ‘piece’ or ‘peace’…)
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Ducky
in May 11th, 2010 @ 15:57Some Beatles song.
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Silver Lining
in May 11th, 2010 @ 18:40Thank you, Ducky, for being so specific!
Anyone else care to guess?
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Piggy
in May 11th, 2010 @ 18:49“I’m So Tired”.
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in May 11th, 2010 @ 19:00Yes! Good job.
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Pseudonym
in May 12th, 2010 @ 16:36“It’s mojo! It’s doing me harm!” -How I heard part of I’m So Tired.
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in May 9th, 2010 @ 17:32“Fighter pilots don’t get annoyed.” -Quantum G.
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Jakob Wonkychair
in May 9th, 2010 @ 20:08“I stepped back and all I saw was rain through windowpanes that looked like melting silver.” -mystery quote
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in May 9th, 2010 @ 20:13“He is periodically either carried down the street in triumph or burned in effigy.” – Dr. Watson’s description of Frankland in The Hound of the Baskervilles
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Armada
in May 10th, 2010 @ 19:42“Can I borrow your feet? I promise I’ll give them back.”
-our tai chi/art teacher at my homeschool group (yes, he actually did borrow Lucy-duckie’s feet, and gave them back eventually, and yes, they were her real feet)“Ah well, here’s to polluting your mind, dear….”
-some person on deviantART“What the cake is a columpiarno?”
-me“I am not Kai-duckie! I am Kai-goosie!”
-my friend Kai (duh)
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Adeia
in May 10th, 2010 @ 20:16“That did not make the list!” – Track friends
“We should get that on a T-shirt!” – track friends talking about other quotes…. Which I cannot remeber at this point….
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Armada
in May 11th, 2010 @ 16:02“This is the air…”
*falls over backwards, lays flat on back looking up*
“This is the glorious sun…”
-Some kid at callbacks on Sunday, doing Sebastian from Twelfth Night’s monologue (sorta obviously). I dunno, it was really funny when he did it.
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in May 11th, 2010 @ 17:15This happened during a game of Apples to Apples:
(The cards that are left to be judged are Apple Pie, Thanksgiving, The IRS, and Handcuffs. The green card was Unbelievable, but in this game, nobody really cared.)
Tay: “The IRS is pretty believable, actually.”
Isabelle: “I believe in the IRS!”(Same round)
Judge: “It’s just so hard to choose! Apple Pie and Thanksgiving go right together! I can’t choose one and not the other!”
Isabelle: “Yeah, but so do the IRS and Handcuffs.”
Tay: “Only for you, Isabelle.”
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Enceladus
in May 11th, 2010 @ 17:29In one game AM was in, the green card was “Holy”, and he put down “Hand grenade” XD.
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Princess_Magnolia
in May 11th, 2010 @ 17:41I love Apples to Apples. It’s such good Quotations fodder. ( Did I misuse that word? )
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SudoRandom
in May 11th, 2010 @ 20:57 Win. He better have gotten it.
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Enceladus
in May 12th, 2010 @ 17:03Sadly, nobody he was playing with got the reference. Aside from the teacher’s class he was in.
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fireandhemlock1996
in May 12th, 2010 @ 17:59What? Nobody got it?
Funny that I didn’t notice this conversation before.
Actually, today I was threatening to blow up my sister with my holy hand grenade if she didn’t stop shooting me with her imaginary laser gun. That’s why it’s so funny I didn’t notice this. XD
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in May 11th, 2010 @ 17:59“I got two shots at the doctors and it hurt but then it started bleeding and there was lots of blood and all was well with the world. But then they put a band-aid on and I was like nononono don’t I’m watching the blood trickle down my arm and then my sister nearly barfed. And when my sister got her shots she didn’t bleed and I was like aw no blood AW STILL NO BLOOD??!? and then she nearly barfed again. But the blood was awesome.”
-Me, describing what happened when my sister and I got shots.“I can’t even pronounce gibberish properly!”
-me“BLOOOOOOOD!”
“You sound like a vampire.”
“Yes, I am a vampire. A garlic-obsessed vampire.”
“……”
-me and my friend“I don’t need your presents, I only need your presence.”
“Hey, that’s Mr Dad’s line! PLAGIARIZER”
“I am not plagiarizing!”
“Yes you are are are are are!”
“Okay fine. You win. Happy yet?”
“I’m still bringing you a present.”
“No. You’re not allowed to bring me a present.”
-me and my friend arguing about whether or not I will bring a present to her birthday party.“Oh, I’ll be fine with a bowl of carrots.”
“I can’t just give you a bowl of carrots while everyone else eats cake!”
“But carrots are good!”
“My mom is making a lot of foods that we like. She’s even doing raw onions just for you!”
“Om nom NOM! Raw onions!”
“But I still can’t give you a bowl of carrots.”
“But carrots are good!”
-me and my friend arguing over whether or not I can just have a bowl of carrots at her birthday part instead of cake because I’m allergic to cake. (yes, we argue about pointless things like that…. It’s fun.)
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Ducky
in May 11th, 2010 @ 20:18I ate a carrot for lunch today. Jut peeled with the ends trimmed off.
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Ducky
in May 11th, 2010 @ 20:27SFTDP My brain saw that as something toatally different in the recent comments bar… Ducky has a weird and twisted mind. XD
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fireandhemlock1996
in May 11th, 2010 @ 20:42XD
Hehehehe. Me too.
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Jakob Wonkychair
in May 11th, 2010 @ 20:42I had a radish celery carrot mix with melted Provolone on top. It could have used some salad dressing.
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Adeia
in May 11th, 2010 @ 21:12You must tell us what ends up happening at this birthday party!
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fireandhemlock1996
in May 12th, 2010 @ 14:43Yeah. XD
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Princess_Magnolia
in May 12th, 2010 @ 16:09I remember when you said that first one. I freaked out. XD
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in May 11th, 2010 @ 20:01(My astronomy teacher is relating a supposed “alien encounter” story)
Teacher: “And they said that not only did they see strange lights that forced their car to stop, but that they went inside of a spacecraft and met alien beings.”
Boy in my class: “When was this, again?”
Teacher: “The 70s.”
Boy in my class: “Oh, so it was AFTER the invention of LSD…”
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in May 11th, 2010 @ 22:32Mystery quote from MuseBlog – guess which thread it came from, who said it, and (if possible) an approximation of the day/week/season and year.
“Electros has an idea! Quickly, tranquilize him!”
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Armada
in May 12th, 2010 @ 11:56*cracks up* BA:TNG. You? No idea when. Somewhere last fall?
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I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary))
in May 12th, 2010 @ 17:57Yeah, I think so. Now if I could only remember what book/movie/game/etc. I was thinking of when I said that…
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Armada
in May 12th, 2010 @ 11:57“Do you realize what a weird email title ‘Bingy Jo Ham Demi’ is?”
-me“Are you sure you’re gay?”
“Hundred percent, sorry love.”
“Damn.”
-some online fanfic
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Clare de Lune (aka The Book Thief)
in May 12th, 2010 @ 21:22“get your clothes on, I can’t think straight.”
“that’s because you’re not.”
-Truth, Dare or Promise
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Armada
in May 13th, 2010 @ 15:45 I swear I’ve heard that quote before somewhere….
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Enceladus
in May 13th, 2010 @ 16:30She’s posted it here before.
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Armada
in May 13th, 2010 @ 16:52That makes sense…
Haha. I like your avatar. ^_^
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Enceladus
in May 12th, 2010 @ 14:01“I thought you’d swing one way or the other, not right in the middle.”
“So did I.”An old friend who recently found out I was bi talking to me. I went second.
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in May 12th, 2010 @ 19:20“Wow! You’re not dead! But I shot you with my imaginary laser gun… Hmm…”
“What is it with you and shooting me with imaginary laser guns while I’m doing my clarinet practice?”
“Hang on- I just shot you in the head!”
“Stop it, or I’ll blow you up with my holy hand grenade.”
“……..”
-me and my sister while I was doing clarinet practice
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in May 13th, 2010 @ 19:19“Okay, now I really have to go, because I don’t think the clock would say 5:81.” –Pseudonym
“I won’t even ask why you guys are snogging each other’s shoes…” –peary
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in May 13th, 2010 @ 19:51“Nono. The meatball is the Romeo.”
“Meatball-eo, meatball-eo, wherefore art thee meatball-eo?”
“I can’t believe I just said that extremely bizarre statement. “No, the meatball is the Romeo.” Face, meet palm.”
-Me, then Alpaca, then me again. Pretty much a typical sample of dinnertime conversations.“And then it was like, ohmygosh, like, seriously, like- what was I going to say?”
-me trying to be the typical teenage female humanoid. XD
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Maths Lover ♥
in May 14th, 2010 @ 02:25“Monsieur _____ est dans la poubelle”
— My French teacher, while holding his foot over the bin.
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Princess_Magnolia
in May 14th, 2010 @ 14:5694 and 95 –
Especially your second quote, fireh.
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fireandhemlock1996
in May 14th, 2010 @ 15:22
I could name a dozen girls I know who talk like that (minus the sarcastic “what was I going to say?”)…
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in May 14th, 2010 @ 20:11L: Is that a drums lesson going on behind you?
Mr. O: Yes. What else could it be?
L: Um…. right.
Mr. O: What if we looked inside and they were using flutes as mallets?
M: That would be terrible!
Me: If they dared do such a horrible thing, I would EAT them.
L: You have a thing about eating people, don’t you.
Me: Yup! *big grin*
L: *moves away*
M: *is laughing silently*Mr. O: Just imagine this scenario: We’re playing at Carnegie Hall, and people are paying thousands of dollars to see us play this song. The line goes all the way to Central Park, and people are saying things like “Did you see L? Did you see J? Did you see M carrying his bassoon in?” and somewhere in the audience is a cat lover, who, if we get this song perfect, will donate a LOT of cat food to (animal shelter thingummy). And the New York Times headlines will be “Chamber Music plays Alley Cat: Briliant but a bit too much catnip”.
*cracks up laughing* Only I would come up with such a charade.L: My little sister is terrified of Mr. O.
Me: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE??L: I once caught Mr. O sleeping on the floor of his studio in a fetal position.. I’ve been permanently scarred. For life.
Me: That happened to me last year, and I completely agree. *cracks up laughing*Today at chamber only me, L, and M showed up.. it was fun.
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I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary))
in May 14th, 2010 @ 23:22Funny/epic/stupid science-fiction quotes:
“Don’t you feel the power? Soon everything will be corrupted… including YOU!”
-forgot where it was from“The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the ‘Star Spangled Banner’, but in fact, the message was this: ‘So long, and thanks for all the fish’.”
-HHGTTG series“You’re a jittery little thing, aren’t you?”
-Princess Leia“That is the sound of a thousand terrible things coming this way.”
“If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into tiny pieces and blast us into oblivion.”
“Uh… mesa think you point is – well-seen.”
-Qui Gon, Kenobi, and Jar Jar
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in May 15th, 2010 @ 11:17oh my god BRIGHT LIGHT…let us all forget how to drive and then run/walk/bike all over the city just because it’s sorta kinda sunny while permanantly screwing up traffic.
-Seattlelites in the springWhat is that large, glowing disc in the sky?
-8th grade seattlelites in the springI thought ‘blue skies’ were metaphorical or something, I didn’t know they actually existed on this planet.
-Me. On a bad day.Hey look, the mountains are out. With snow on them. How did that happen? And the water is glowing. And the city’s glowing. And am I in a picture postcard or what?
-Me. On a better day.
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in May 15th, 2010 @ 11:43 I’m guessing it rains a lot in Seattle.
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in May 15th, 2010 @ 13:4798- If you think Seattle’s rainy… -can go no further without disclosing her location-
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Clare de Lune (aka The Book Thief)
in May 15th, 2010 @ 14:19Having been to the East Coast in the summer, what we get in Seattle isn’t actually rain but more like 24/7 grey & cloudy with a chance of drizzle and sometimes actual rain (but not for long) or occasionally mostly rain for a week or two on end. Once we had measurable precipitation for 38 days in row.
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in May 21st, 2010 @ 22:04Oh, I’ve never been to the East Coast. Is rain different there?
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in May 21st, 2010 @ 23:00when it rains, it’s like a sheet of water falling from the sky, but it only lasts a few minutes—in the summer, at least, and it thunders and is humid.
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KaiYves- Go Atlantis!
in May 15th, 2010 @ 18:52Me: “I think I have a crush on the Orion space capsule.”
QuantumG: “Oooh. Kinky.”
Me: “A PLATONIC crush.”“The two most dangerous Greek letters in the Marvel Universe are Gamma and Psi.”- Me.
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in May 15th, 2010 @ 20:45“Maybe shinigami have genders! Like fish!”
– my friend J
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in May 15th, 2010 @ 21:12“Please don’t make out with my locker.”
-ilovehpb, talking to one of her friends who looked like she was going to do just that. (?!?!?!)
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in May 15th, 2010 @ 23:32Two of my friends licked another friend’s locker.
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in May 15th, 2010 @ 21:34MYSTERY QUOTES ALERT
1. What do you call yourself?
XXX.
The XXX?
There’s been some debate about that.
I never get involved in politics.
2. Yeah, yeah, I know who you are, and I don’t need you.
3. Mudhole? Slimy? This is my home!
A hint for #3: the phrase has been altered a bit so as not to give it away.
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in May 16th, 2010 @ 05:49The first is from the Tim Burton AiW movie and the Chesire Cat says it, the third is from Star Wars: The empire strikes back and Yoda and the original phrase is “Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is!”. I don’t know where the second one is from.
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in May 16th, 2010 @ 09:28Dang, you’re good. I suppose those were rather easy, but congrats nonetheless.
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in May 16th, 2010 @ 11:21Those two are some of my favorite characters ever, so I couldn’t help it.
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in May 16th, 2010 @ 21:31I see what you mean. Considering your last avatar…
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in May 16th, 2010 @ 10:03“it’s clearly a P2C2E.”
“Which makes it an SEP.”
-A conversation I had with Tessera Rose. Bonus points is you can identify both those abbreviations.And, from The End of Time…
Wilfred: “Oh my Lord, she’s a cactus!”Later:
Wilf: “God bless the cactuses.”
The Doctor: “That’s cacti.”
“Cactus” alien: “That’s racist!
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in May 16th, 2010 @ 11:36Process Too Complicated To Explain; Somebody Else’s Problem.
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in May 16th, 2010 @ 13:48“Why am I procrastinator? I’ll get back to you on that one.”
~My friend M
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in May 17th, 2010 @ 18:29Another good procrastination quote is “I have not yet begun to procrastinate.” –the Backgrounds app
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in May 17th, 2010 @ 19:05Also from the backgrounds app: “Bad Spellers of the World Untie!”
From a piece of flair on Facebook: “Procrastinators: The leaders of tommorow!”
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in May 16th, 2010 @ 21:54“You are a weirdling!”
“SL! Your mother just called me a weirdling. I don’t even know what that is!”–My mom and Kate
“Ohemgeorge guess what!”
“Ohempaul what!”–Myself and Lily
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in May 17th, 2010 @ 15:23“Gravity likes attacking Josh, it seems.”
“Yes, gravity and chickens.”
“And me with a Boffer.”
“And Indigo with a Boffer.”
“And yourself with a Boffer…”
“And basically everything else….”
“With or without a Boffer.”
I swear, that was a real conversation. And it’s true. Poor Josh. XD“No, rhubarb canteloupe muttermutter abracadabra muttermutter!”
-my friend Rose (who is actually not insane, no…)“Um…. what country am I in, please?”
-me (it made sense in context! Semi-sense…)
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in May 17th, 2010 @ 18:53“I’ve got a caking sugar migraine!”
*giggles hysterically*
“And I’m getting hyper on decaf coffee!”
*suddenly becomes serious*
“Whoa, that’s kind of creepy. Sugar migraine and hyper on decaf.”
-me. Sadly, it’s all true.—
The below are all from the sleepover I went to last weekend.
It was so fun!Emily: “Did you stick your tongue on it yet?”
Kat:”I didn’t think there was another human that lived down there.”
Rose: “they’re all aliens!”Emily: “Are you guys insane?”
Me: “YEAH!”Kat: “I THREW IT AWAYYYYY!”
-that’s the first thing she ever said to me xDHolly: “You guys are all here because-”
Me: *raises hand*
Holly: “What.”
Me: “We’re girls. Not guys. I’m pretty sure of it.”
Holly: *facepalm* “Oh Adda is here!” *dashes off*
Rose: “Every time she starts talking, raise your hands.”
Me and Kat: “YEAH!”
Holly: *comes back with Adda in tow* “You guys are all here because-”
Me, Kat, and Rose: *raise hands*
Holly: “Jen. What.”
Me: “I said, we’re girls.”
Holly: *sigh* *turns around* “Kat. What.”
Kat: *points at me, very serious and blank* “She had something to say.”
Holly: “Rose. What.”Â
Rose: “I forgot!”
Holly: “You guys are here because-”
Me: *raises hand*
Holly: “Jen. What.”
Me: “We heard that before.”
Kat: *raises hand*
Holly: “Kat?”
Kat: “She’s right. Like, a million gazillion times.”
Holly: *facepalm* “So. You guys are here because-”
Me: *raises hand*
Holly: *glares*
Me: “Why don’t you just start where you left off?”
Holly: “Because. You guys are here because-”
Kat: *raises hand* “WE KNOW ALREADY!”
Me: *raises hand as Holly starts over yet again* “You aren’t getting anywhere, Holly.”
Adda: “Holly, just give up already.”
Holly: *sigh* “You made me forget my speech!” Â ÂRose: “Aaaaaawkward silence.”
Me: “The cat has a menacing aura. The cat is glaring at me.”
Rose: “The cat’s eyes are closed.”
Me: “Well, it was glaring at me before it closed its eyes!”Holly: “She’s not a it, she’s a she!”
Me: “ITS A IT!”Me: “Must. Obtain. Carrot.”
*three seconds and one carrot later*
“Carrot obtained. Mission Complete.”“We’re being whales!”
-Me at one o clock in the morning. Adda, Rose, and I were lying on our stomachs in our sleeping bags and kicking our legs up and down. I had commented that it looked like a whale’s tail slapping the water. They loved it and then all three of us started doing it very noisily.ÂAdda: “We were at his house watching a movie and then- and then his little brother walked in.”
Holly: “Seriously?”
Adda: “It was soooo awkward!”
(while playing Truth or Dare. Adda was asked if she had ever been kissed. The answer: Almost.)Holly: “Dad, Adda just called you.. Um.. Happy.”
Holly’s Dad: “I’m not, don’t worry.”
Rose: “But he said he had had a boyfriend!”
Me: “He didn’t. You guys just have bad hearing.”Kat, at various different times: “I have a headache behind my left eye again.”
Me: “I’m not psycho, I’m-”
Me, Rose, Adda, Emily, and Kat: “PSYCHIC!”ÂKat: “Whatd I do last night?”
Me, Rose, and Adda: *crack up laughing*
Kat: “No, really. I can’t remember anything after we ate the cakes.”
Me: “But… But we were awake for like four hours after the cakes!” o_O
Holly: “You owe me, Kat.”
Kat: “No I don’t. I remember that much.”
Rose: “Blondes have more fun…” *laughs*
Me: *joining in* “But brunettes remember it the next day!” *high fives Rose*
(me, Emily and Rose are brunettes, Holly, Adda, and Kat are blonde. ^_^)Me: “Shuuun!”
Rose: “Shuuuuun!”
Me and Rose: “SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER! SHUUUUUUUUN!” *crack up laughing*
(That happened like a MILLION times.)Me: “I’m going to blow up the world with holy hand grenades!”
Adda: “Awesome. Can me and Rose help?”
Me: “Sure, if you can tell me where ‘holy hand grenades’ came from.”
Rose: “NI! Nnnni!”
Me: “No! Don’t say it! Aah! I said it! Aah! I said it again!”
Rose: “NI! NNNNNAH!”
*me and Rose fall over laughing while everyone else stares*Me: “Dance, Kat, dance! Dance to the llama song!”
Holly: “OHMYGOSH KAT WHY ARE YOU DANCING TO THIS EXTREMELY WEIRD SONG THAT IS GETTING ON MY NERVES JEN HOW DO YOU STOP IT?”Me: “Lets watch this really cool Doctor Who episode called Blink!”
*an hour later* *me, Rose, and Adda are being Weeping Angels while Kat and Holly try to stare at all three of us at the same time*
Kat: “Lock the doors, lock the door. AAAAAH THERES A STATUE! A STATUE OF A BEAR! IN HOLLY’s ROOM!” *hyperventilates*Kat: “I’m usually terrified out of my wits by stuff like this, but this is AWESOME! Moar! Don’t blink Holly, don’t blink!”
Kat: “Eek! The creepy bear statue is stalking me!”
(me and Holly were moving the bear around whenever she wasn’t looking. The first thirty minutes she was so completely freaked out.)Me: *grabs bear statue* *grabs munchies* *goes into Holly’s room* *comes out chewing on huge mouthful of munchies*
Kat: “Oh. My. Gosh. Did you eat it?!?”
Me: *cracks up laughing* *swallows munchies* “Nonono. It’s in there. I’m eating munchies.”
*thirty minutes later*
Holly: *drops bear* *bear’s head comes off*
Me: “Waaaah! The bear of stalkerish tendencies’s head came off and I didn’t even get to eat it!”
Kat: “I seriously thought you ate it.”
Me: “Really?!?” *laughs hysterically*Holly: “This is why I call you my psycho creepy insane friend.”
Rose: “Who me?” *points at self*
Holly: “No, Jen. But you too.”
Me and Rose: “AWESOME.”
Adda: *whiny voice* “What about me?”
Holly: “NO.”Me: *notices that Adda is wearing a t-shirt with a British flag-pattern on the front* “Oh. My. Gosh. Adda, you look like Rose Tyler in the episodes Empty Child and The Doctor Dances. Wavy blonde hair, British flag tshirt, jeans- Oh. My. Gosh. Can I fangirl?”
Adda: “Hey, me and Rose combined make Rose Tyler! Awesome!”
(Rose is “Mini Adda”…. Long story that I don’t completely know.)Me: “A, blood. B, Doctor Who. Three, music.”
Emily: “You switched from letters to numbers.”
Me: *grin* “Yes I did, didn’t I? Good ear.”What can I say. Â Holly’s birthday sleepover was extremely fun and everyone was slightly eccentric and we all got along with each other amazingly. ^_^
And of course, we watched Blink and everyone except me shrieked their heads off every time a Weeping Angel appeared. I was laughing my head off every time, even the parts that I hadn’t watched yet, which was also a lot creepier than the first half. (I watched the first half a month ago then stopped just because.) It was funny! Holly cried when Billy died and we all simultaneously were like “D’awwww” when Sally and Lawrence are holding hands at the end. Â
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in May 20th, 2010 @ 23:05XD Oh, wow. I wish I was there.
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fireandhemlock1996
in May 21st, 2010 @ 09:40It was constant WIN. The oddest things kept happening around us.
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in May 20th, 2010 @ 23:41I get headaches behind my left eye all the time. Seriously.
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KaiYves- Go Atlantis!
in May 17th, 2010 @ 20:13“Get me Jack Bauer, better yet, get me Richard Branson!”- Cook.
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in May 21st, 2010 @ 16:01The guy who plays Jack Bauer’s name is Kiefer.
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in May 20th, 2010 @ 22:31R (my sister)- Do you ever think about people torturing babies?
Me-Uh, no.
R- I do sometimes.I have weird sisters…
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in May 20th, 2010 @ 22:55Orion: *in the midst of a conversation about me* Um… you’re smart. You’re one of the few people who I think is as smart as me.
Me: Wow. That’s… happyglowish.
Orion: I’m serious. You’re smart. That’s why I like talking to you.
Me: STOP THE HAPPYGLOW! It overwhelms… aargh…
Orion: Lol. Sorry.
Me: *dies*
Orion: Fatality!
Me: Zombification!
Orion: Shotgun!
Me: In the head?
Orion: No. In the legs. So I can watch you crawl after me slowly, bleeding.
Me: You’re vindictive. I bite you in the knee.
Orion: *laughing* Nice try, I’m wearing chainmail.
Me: CURSES! Foiled again!
((Welcome to my life.))
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Princess_Magnolia
in May 21st, 2010 @ 16:02 That’s an awesome conversation.
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in May 21st, 2010 @ 12:01Quantum Q: “Do you know where Moon Pies come from?”
Me: “No.”
Quantum Q: “They’re left behind by moon cows.”
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Ducky
in May 21st, 2010 @ 12:55“Do you have an appointment?” “No, I have a tomato plant!”
“See, when you stop being an idiot, you can think of things!”
“I don’t think this one is totally dead yet; it keeps moving.”
“Sure, you can go there and get ale while evacuating from a tsunami.”
-My mom“Squishy sand!” *runs* *falls down* *laughs hysterically*
“I’m not a packrat, I’m a Hydropig!”
-Me
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in May 21st, 2010 @ 13:24“I AM A CANNIBAL CARPET!”
“I AM MATTRESS, HEAR ME ROAR!” -Both me. When Pseudonym and I were talking about the Evil Thing Factory.“Mr. Science Teacher Dude, is there anything I can throw?”
“No, only Pseudonym.” -Me and Mr. Science Teacher Dude.
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SudoRandom
in May 21st, 2010 @ 17:23Did he actually call her Pseudonym?
Is your science teacher Robert?
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Pseudonym
in May 21st, 2010 @ 17:41It was Mr. Robot (name changed, GAPAs). He actually used my “real” name.
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SudoRandom
in May 21st, 2010 @ 18:45I just read Mr. Robot as Mr. Robert.
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Keiffer
in May 21st, 2010 @ 17:42No. He did not call her Pseudonym.
Our science teacher is not Robert.
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Pseudonym
in May 21st, 2010 @ 17:56Jinx. You got the 42-minute post though.
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in May 21st, 2010 @ 18:17Alas!
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Maths Lover ♥
in May 21st, 2010 @ 23:56“He even refused bribes. I never thought I’d meet a noble who wasn’t corrupt. Now that I have, I find I prefer them when they’re greedy bastards.”
-Brom in Eragon
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in May 22nd, 2010 @ 19:59“I am not a facescratcher, Somewhere! Do not scratch the face. Not the faaaaaace.”
“Oh my god, Somewe! Somewe the hand-gnawer!”
-Me, talking to my cat“If I give you this chocolate lump, you have to be nice to me, or I won’t give you any ever again!”
“I don’t think you’ll remember that in 10 years.”
“I-I will!”
“Okay, so don’t give me any ever again.”
-Me, my little brother, me, and little brother. (We were talking about brownie lumps in ice cream. XD)“lolwhut”
~Me
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in May 23rd, 2010 @ 10:39SudoRandom: “The high schoolers played that song at borborygmus.”
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SudoRandom
in May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:57Hey it was honestly an accident! If I get distracted in the middle of a sentence, I am not liable for what I might end up saying!
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Princess_Magnolia
in May 23rd, 2010 @ 20:16Given that you’re the one saying it, I’d say you are. Also, I am pretty sure “liable” was the wrong word.
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in May 26th, 2010 @ 19:02Given that I’m the one saying it, I’d say I’m not. Have you ever seen me stay on topic for five minutes straight, if that? Also, I’m pretty sure “liable” was the right word.
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Clare de Lune (aka The Book Thief)
in May 26th, 2010 @ 22:56Liable=legally answerable
Laibile=subject to change (perhaps this is what P_M was thinking?)
Either works.
Technically, you are always liable to what you say, with the exception of being declared mentally unfit or under the influence (of just about anything)
Realistically, probably not.
Summary=everybody’s right on some level (don’t you just love it when that happens!) and the whole borborygmus thing was hilarious to start with.
for everyone!
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in May 23rd, 2010 @ 10:50“The voices in my head said… Nevermind.”
-MeMe: “Mom, really?”
Mom: “I eat people.”
*ten seconds later*
Mom: “Mustard?”
Me: “You eat people with mustard?!?”Me: “Marts, really?”
Marty (Aka my little sister): “I eat people!”
Me: “Keifz is so dead.”
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Keiffer
in May 26th, 2010 @ 19:03Um… sorry? *laughs* Sorry though.
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fireandhemlock1996
in May 26th, 2010 @ 20:19It’s hilarious, I know. My mom and my sister love the “___, really?” “It eats people!” thing. XD
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KaiYves- Go Atlantis!
in May 23rd, 2010 @ 12:35From a story I wrote years ago…
Police officer: “What do you have to say for yourself?”
Alex Banner: “She broke my robot.”
Police officer: “And for that you tried to kill her?”
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in May 23rd, 2010 @ 15:01“Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts, those go together… cockroaches and pigeons, those go together…. ‘first kiss’ and ‘giant squid’, those go together…” -My dad
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Clare de Lune (aka The Book Thief)
in May 23rd, 2010 @ 17:51Actually, as a girl scout, I can inform you that we spend a good 40% of our time dissing Boy Scouts.
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in May 23rd, 2010 @ 20:05Me: that’s actually not a bad way to kill your kids, all things considered. No, really, that way they don’t even know they’re dying and they certianally don’t know you killed them. Realitively painless too….give the Nazis points for intelligence, if misused
Classmate: Clare, that’s really morbid.
Me:Sort of, but not really. it’s not like I’m planning on killing children, it’s just that if I were (and I would never) then I’d probably poision them in their sleep. Of course, then you have the whole “Bad Seed” scenario where they don’t actually die. I’d ensure they are dead before killing myself (not that i’d ever kill myself).
Classmate: you are just wierd
Me: I thought that was already an established fact.(we were discussing Nazis and the Bunker at the end of WWII in Social Studies)
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KaiYves- Go Atlantis!
in May 23rd, 2010 @ 20:36“I don’t recognize that guy, I bet he dies.” -Joel, MST3K
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Maths Lover ♥
in May 25th, 2010 @ 04:26Me: *wears jacket to school*
Popular who is insanely annoying but can be quite funny: “Trenchcoat?”
Our school jackets look like anything but trenchcoats.
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Clare de Lune
in May 26th, 2010 @ 16:43“mine is the one with the tree”—one sentence to describe 50% of my visual art.
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in May 26th, 2010 @ 17:58In the hallway:
Popular: Hey, [Enc]
Me: *slightly weirded* Hi.
Popular: So, how’s [Artemis The Huntress]?
Me: *much more weirded* Uh… fine.
Other Popular: Wait, [Artemis The Huntress] is your girlfriend?
Me: Noo…. *thinks: Where did they get that rumor?*
Other Popular: Yes?
Me: Noo….
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Clare de Lune (aka The Book Thief)
in May 26th, 2010 @ 22:50Oh dear God. Either they think you&Artemis are together (which given recent R&R threads, I doubt) or one of them is crushing on Atremis. Or you. Or they are just popular, and populars do random stuff for ridiculous reasons that cannot be understood by partially sane people.
*hugs*
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in May 27th, 2010 @ 05:47It’s probably because last month, I did have a crush on AtH. I told a popular, because he was pestering me. Then, I didn’t have a crush on her a few days later.
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in May 27th, 2010 @ 08:56such are crushes, such are populars. *shakes head sadly*
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in May 27th, 2010 @ 09:04“I used to think that anyone doing anything weird was weird. I suddenly realized that anyone doing anything weird wasn’t weird at all and it was the people saying they were weird that were weird. ” — Paul McCartney
“‘Why do best friends argue so much more than ordinary friends?’ I asked Indigo whose batteries were going flat.
‘Because best friends listen so much more than ordinary friends,’ said Indigo.”
–Caddy Ever After, by Hilary McKay“The word ‘certain’ comes from the word ‘fifty-three’ which means ‘fluffy dog’ in Latin.” –Kate
“Except I don’t have an iAnything, except my computer…And maybe an iGiveUp.” –Armada
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in June 8th, 2010 @ 06:48Armada, you had iDVD before you realized it was called DVDPlayer, didn’t you? And so did I…
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I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary))
in June 8th, 2010 @ 07:53Aren’t they different? I’m pretty sure iDVD is for making DVDs and DVD Player is for watching them…
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KaiYves- Hail, Atlantis!
in May 28th, 2010 @ 20:28Selected great lines from an old-school Stephanie Stone story…
“I only get mail from pirates on Tax Day.” -Stephanie’s dad
“But we aren’t naughty. ARE we?” -Ella
“Wow, a real crime-criminal kidnapper note!” -Max
Max: “Is it muck land?”
Stephanie: “Where is muck land?”
Max: “I don’t know.”Stephanie: “Somebody stole the machine-thingy!”
Sandy: “Machine-thingy?”
Stephanie: “Well, that’s what it is, isn’t it?”“If we’re already pretending, let’s pretend a little more!”- Lydia Doyan
Lydia Doyan: “I have only three words for you, Mr. Frutlup. Nonsense, optical illusions-”
Dan Frutlup: “That’s only two, what’s the third?”
Lydia Doyan: “SECURITY!”From Sandy:
“Maybe they’ve hired a professional ransom note writer.”
“There are more things on heaven and Earth- and Mars- than are dreamt of in-”
All from Stephanie:
“Come to think of it, that would be a good way to detect androids that are mimicking humans.”
“You just want to get me to look silly so you can call me a diaper baby!”
“Not that there are dragons. (Unless they hang out with the invisible ghost monkeys).”
“Anomalies is a fancy way to say ‘weird or freaky stuff’.”
“People are starving, the sea levels are rising, hundreds of animals may become extinct, sites of intense cultural importance are being looted every day, and you’re worried about little green men invading in flying saucers?”
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in May 29th, 2010 @ 14:48“Innuendos R US at Beatlesworld!” –me
“Kate, you had better be glad that my family loves you because not many other people would allow their children’s friends to leave the dinner table in order to show everyone how to do a somersault.” –me
“I don’t know which is of more concern, what you guys talked about, or the fact that you could remember exactly what everyone said.” –my mom, after I gave a complete play-by-play of the conversation we had at the Kokon.
“HE HIJACKED MY HUG!” –Kate
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in May 29th, 2010 @ 19:55128- What was the conversation like? I do complete play-by-plays of conversations, too.
My neighbors at my next-door neighbor’s cookout:
J: Coming for dessert?
Mrs. M: No, no, we already had some.
J: It’s really good!
Mrs. M: Talk to me not!T: This is our killer dog. *shows picture of dog*
J: Oh my gosh, it’s the Taco Bell chihuahua!My neighbors are nice. Wish there were some kids though.
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in June 2nd, 2010 @ 19:57SPOlLER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER GOING POSTAL SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER GOING POSTAL SPOILER
Mr. Groat: Oh, no I remember. I put it somewhere safe. I, um, I hid it, under the mattress.
Stanley: Which mattress?
Mr. Groat: The one in that tavern.
Stanley: Which tavern, Mr. Groat?
Mr. Groat: Oh, you remember, that nice one, in Uberwald.
Stanley: Oh!
Mr. Groat: Uberwald??
Stanley: Mr. Groat! Mr. Groat! Get in the carriage Mr. Groat!
Mr. Groat: *cries*
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in June 2nd, 2010 @ 23:30“You crossed a desert to bring her a shoe?!
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in June 8th, 2010 @ 06:45I would totally cross a desert to bring someone a shoe.
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in June 3rd, 2010 @ 05:25V: “Guess what guys. Yesterday, I-”
Me: “Let me guess: you worked out and hurt yourself again.”
V: “No, I…”
Me: “Oh right, that’s what you’ll say tomorrow.”
V: *blank look*Okay, I’m a bit rough on him, but honestly. You should think someone who’s doing capoeira and is the least experienced in her group would get hurt more than a guy trying to work out. But somehow, V. always manages to hurt himself. I could probably even beat him in arm-wrestling, but that would be mean.
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in June 3rd, 2010 @ 07:28Maggie- “M-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-people-pie.”
‘Twas hilarious. And even more so because she did not do it on purpose.
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in June 3rd, 2010 @ 10:43[I am chatting with a friend, whose name I cannot say for fear of snippage. She links me to a YouTube video.]
Her: This, is weird. –> [link]
Â
Me: What the heck?……
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Her: Yaaahh…
That’s what I said.Me: You—They Said Pass Me Vinegar!
O_O
*cracks up*
This is weirddddddd.
Â
Her: Yeah!
Â
Me: O_O
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Her: “It’s taxes we’re laughing at!”Me: The castle pillage!
Useful pillage!
The Axel Pillage!
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Her: Yeah!
 Â
Me: He said an igloo!
Â
Her: He said an igloo!
*laughs*
Â
Me: See the pillar fell down!
Snack and pillage!
*cracks up*
They’re all barmy!
Smurfs on– *cracks up*
Â
Her: Smurfs on the ship to something or other!
Ummm…. Weird line…
Doesn’t repeat.
Â
Me: Yes.
[Character]: O_O
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Her: Another weird line.
Yes, that one…
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Me: Useful pillage!
One and a little I know…
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Her: We know sauce did it!!
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Me: You’re sitting on the sweet door!
And all burn the now open shop!
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Her: *laughs*
[another related link]
Another.
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Me: I’ve seen those around before, yeah, but I’ve never watched them.
Â
Her: Yeah, me neither.
*laughs at status*
Â
Me: *cracks up so hard at [character] singing backwards*
Look, he’s there!
Â
Her: Have a. Slacker.
Â
Me: Snoozing with us.
It seems in [same character]’s character somehow.
O_O
Â
Her: See, look at the muscle. He is there!
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Me: He is?
*plays*
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Her: Say hello to Logan.
Have the burger in the city!
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Me: They’re having four snacks!
Evan is a woman!
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Her: [censors line] ((She censored the line, not me. XD))Me: Snack!
Snoozing with us, snack on Romando!
Â
Her: S-x! (It was there…)
Â
Me: Oh, hug! My pizza is weaker!
Tugger.
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Her: He is so Emo-ey!!
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Me: For a woman’s nice with me!
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Her: *laughs*
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Me: Have the burger in the city!
Burger?…..Her: [censors line] ((Her again.))
Catsy! Shall Ruth be muggy!
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Me: He mixes up the blubber!Â
Her: He is so emo-ey!
Sweep things up!
Snacks! They’re saucy!
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Me: See, look at the muscle! Hey, look! He’s there! They’re having four snacks! Evan is a woman! Hey, woah! Oh!
*cracks up*
-_-Her: [another related link]
Oh no…
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Me: OMG. [Character] said S-x. O_O
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Her: Yeah.
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Me: He is emo-y!
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Her: And I’m an arguable swan!
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Me: Spank him! He said Disney has more!Her: SNAA!
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Me: *is cracking up so hard*
And I end up, so I want more women.
O_O
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Her: …
Tessy’s Normal so she slips on bubbles!
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Me: Is this [next vid] now?
I’m a little behind you, I think….
“Is this easy, Murph? Help, Zeke!”
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Her: Yah…
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Me: Nur! It’s the original maximum!
It’s usually, like this enormous limo from Murph!
*cracks up so hard* And I don’t know, I need more head!!!!!!
OMG!
*breathes*
And an arguable swan and it wasn’t….
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Her: Yah!! *laughs*
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Me: OMGOMGOMG….
And I’m an arguable swan, and it wasn’t it!Her: Yeah. These are hilarious aren’t they?
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Me: Yes!
They cartwheel backwards.
A gyeckle Mur!
Snaaaa!
He is my mum?!
Saucy!
Snack, steal saucy wine! Yes, he’s the back of him.
I love ya. Even on a Thursday. Oo!
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Her: My screen says: “Smelling your fur! I’ll crack your neck!”
*laughs*
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Me: Hug me in a barrel!Her: And a strawberry asked that we all step on our snack.
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Me: Hug me in a barrel.
That is [character]’s new name.
And [other character] is Where is my mum.
O_O
*cracks up so hard*
Snack on the wallets!
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Her: Morons are elite you see!
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Me: Snort sausages!
Smashed the Lurpack! We’re all smothering!
Where is my mum? *cracks up again*
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Her: Oh no. [Other vid in the theme of the first couple]. Should I look?
It could be dangerous.Me: Um…. do it anyway. XD
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Maybe?
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Her: [link to vid]
There it is…
I’m kind of scared.
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Me: Me too…..
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Her: Anything could be in this.Me: I’m sure….
Nars Nars Nareth! O_O
WE SEE CHEESE AND WE SLAY PEOPLE.
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Her: We see cheese and we slay people!!
*cracks up*
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Me: Yes!
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Her: Really.
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Me: Taxi rink!
Yes.
We sound insane, don’t we?
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Her: Absolutely!
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Me: Whee!((This is going to end up in the spam bin, isn’t it? -_- I hope it isn’t too horribly long for you to want to retrieve, GAPAs. I don’t believe it violates off-blog-ref rules….. I hope not.))
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Armada
in June 3rd, 2010 @ 10:44Oh, good. It didn’t spam. ^_^
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Silver Lining
in June 6th, 2010 @ 21:37 I don’t think that I’ve ever laughed so hard at something on a Quotes thread…That conversation is a definite WIN.
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Armada
in June 7th, 2010 @ 15:26 Yeah. It was awesome insanity. ^_^
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Keiffer
in June 7th, 2010 @ 17:10 Of course it was awesome insanity. What other kind do MBers usually participate in?
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muselover
in June 3rd, 2010 @ 14:24Some Harry Potter-related quotes from around the house…
My sister: Wasn’t Melfonzo a Parselmouth?
My sister (same one): If you Apparate when you’re on fire, does it make it easier to splinch?
My dad: R, I will respond to you in kind: blah blah, blah blah blah.
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POSOC
in June 3rd, 2010 @ 15:38Hm. I doubt you could muster up much concentration while burning alive, so I’d say yes.
Of course, you could make the argument that Apparition extinguishes the flames.
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Witchneko
in June 3rd, 2010 @ 14:38“We got a power starrrr from a monkey! In a fridge.”
I tend to watch a lot of walkthroughs. The players may or may not be crazy.“It’s going to be crazy at Disney.”
“Wha?”
“It’s Gay Days. There’s going to be 20,000 gay people walking around Disney wearing red shirts.”
~Dad, me, Dad
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POSOC
in June 3rd, 2010 @ 15:37THERE ARE NO GAY DAYS
-every Disney official
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Witchneko
in June 6th, 2010 @ 21:05“It’s their way of finding out if you’re supposed to be here.”
My grandfather. The way that all the resort employees ask you how you’re doing-it’s their SECRET WAY of figuring out if you’re staying at the respective resort.
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Pseudonym
in June 3rd, 2010 @ 19:43“Everyone wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads!” -They Might Be Giants.
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/thomas luther/
in June 3rd, 2010 @ 20:00bump
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/thomas luther/
in June 3rd, 2010 @ 20:08“This city is dying of rabies. Is the best I can do to wipe random flecks of foam from its lips?”
~taken from Rorschach’s journal
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/thomas luther/
in June 3rd, 2010 @ 20:19Your musing is awaiting moderation
this might be my least favorite quote of all time
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/thomas luther/
in June 3rd, 2010 @ 20:22“arbeit macht frei”
this quote i like; mostly the irony but also how it is not true even though they said it was true. i also like recursion. do you like recursion? i do.
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/thomas luther/
in June 3rd, 2010 @ 20:24рабочих вÑех Ñтран, ÑоединÑйтеÑÑŒ
this one is good.
also:
благодарю товарища Сталина Ð´Ð»Ñ Ñтой ÑчаÑтливой жизни
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in June 3rd, 2010 @ 21:07Why is “рабочих” in the genitive there?
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/thomas luther/
in June 3rd, 2010 @ 21:47FOUR WORDS: GOOGLE TRANSLATE. ALSO, WHAT IS GENITIVE?
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POSOC
in June 3rd, 2010 @ 22:33I think it’s something like the English possessive case, although a bit broader. (Google is our friend).
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bookgirl_me
in June 4th, 2010 @ 03:34Thomas luther, please don’t post so frequently in a row. It clogs up the thread and annoys the other posters. It’s much better to make one long post than tons of short ones. If you have to double post, write SFTDP at the top of your post.
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/thomas luther/
in June 4th, 2010 @ 08:07i have schizophrenia, perhaps.
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POSOC
in June 7th, 2010 @ 17:18How would schizophrenia cause multiple posting? I see no connection.
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Piggy
in June 7th, 2010 @ 17:43The only connection I see would be due to the pressure of speech from the thought disorder in schizophrenia. But schizophrenia also often presents alogia. Or does that only relate to answering questions? Hm…
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I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary))
in June 4th, 2010 @ 16:05“Define ‘interesting’!”
” ‘Oh god, oh god, we’re all gonna die’?”“Are you okay?”
“-Is he okay?!?”
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speller73
in June 6th, 2010 @ 22:19“If anything happens to your sister, I promise to get very choked up. Really. There might be tears.”
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bookgirl_me
in June 7th, 2010 @ 07:43
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I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary))
in June 7th, 2010 @ 14:12“I swallowed a bug.”
Yeah, I think Serenity had even better dialogue than Firefly
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young hopeless nurse (also female))
in June 5th, 2010 @ 17:14this thread is dead.
i better do cardio-masculine-recrimination.
*looks confused*
is that the one with the catheter?
*looks confused*
*looks confused*
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KaiYves- Hail, Atlantis!
in June 5th, 2010 @ 18:33“I am going to set my Slinky free.” – the book Neil Armstrong’s My Uncle.
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muselover
in June 7th, 2010 @ 12:02How was that book?
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Keiffer
in June 8th, 2010 @ 06:43“How am I going to set my slinky free? It’s hopelessly entwined around a piece or wood sticking off the back of my dr–” -Me, after I read Kai’s post.
“I don’t want to know the current state of your slinky.” -Nym, after I said that.
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KaiYves- Hail, Atlantis!
in June 8th, 2010 @ 16:09Eh, it was okay.
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Pseudonym
in June 7th, 2010 @ 07:27Me: “I pudge contagious to Team America, and to David Bowie, and, wow, to some other stuff…”
Everyone else: “I pledge allegiance to the flag…”
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Witchneko
in June 7th, 2010 @ 07:52“I pledge allegiance to Queen Fragg, and the United States of Hysteria. And to the republic to which it does not stand. One nation, not under god, totally divisible, with liberty and justice for none.”
~Me in 4th and 5th grade-my school made us recite the pledge every morning.
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Pseudonym
in June 7th, 2010 @ 08:50Calvin and Hobbes!
I usually say the Nancy Kangas one: “I pudge contagious tuba bag and to the excited saber funky-daddy-o, and to the resudsy sandwich it tans, one ration, blubbler cod, irreversible, with mustard and liver tea for none.” (With the occasional David Bowie or something)
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Selenium the Quafflebird
in June 7th, 2010 @ 11:24Doesn’t everyone have to recite it every morning anyway?
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Princess_Magnolia
in June 7th, 2010 @ 14:21You don’t have to, because that’s unconstitutional. But I think you do have to stand up.
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KaiYves- Hail, Atlantis!
in June 8th, 2010 @ 16:09At my school, yes.
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Clare de Lune (aka The Book Thief)
in June 13th, 2010 @ 10:55at my school we never, ever recite the pledge of alliagence.
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POSOC
in June 7th, 2010 @ 15:04The actual quote by Calvin is “I pledge allegiance to Queen Fragg, and her mighty state of hysteria…” It’s broken there because he’s dragged to the principal’s office.
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Silver Lining
in June 12th, 2010 @ 21:42“I pledge allegiance bluhbmbahga *mumbles* to the Republic standingness one nation blah something not under God, what happened to separation of church and state, I should sue, yadayada liberty and justice for yeah.” –me reciting the Pledge (My lack of patriotism mixed with my perpetually being ‘out of it’ that early in the morning makes for some…interesting results.)
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in June 7th, 2010 @ 12:24145.1- Eh, it was okay. Nothing really special.
146.1.2- At my school, yes.
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Cerulean Pyros
in June 7th, 2010 @ 16:16“I am painting now with the rapture of a Marseillais eating bouillabaisse, which will not surprise you when you hear that the subject is big sunflowers.”–Vincent Van Gogh
“‘I really must protest emphatically,’ Keller declared. ‘They have taken a completely innocent printing press into custody, a humble drudge that only does what it’s told, that turns out the sublime or the ridiculous with utter impartiality–and have chosen to ignore its animating spirit. I find that insulting, demeaning to the entire profession. Perhaps I should write them a scathing letter.'” —The Beggar Queen, by Lloyd Alexander
–“How do I make this as monosyllabic as possible? I don’t much care for this particular crew you hired. They are–as a matter of fact, I said something rather good this morning. Mr. Arrow, what was it?”
–“‘A ludicrous passel of galoots,’ ma’am.”
–“There you go! Poetry.” –Amelia, Mr. Arrow; Amelia in Treasure Planet
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Armada
in June 7th, 2010 @ 17:00“I JUST WANT YOU TO SIGN MY LAPTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
-Some fanfic which is sorta entirely insanity. There were some other good quotes there, which I might go and retrieve and post, though some are sort of fandom-specific….
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Keiffer
in June 8th, 2010 @ 06:39*cracks up at that fanfic*
You made me start laughing all over again.
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Pseudonym
in June 7th, 2010 @ 17:26“You Rum Tum Tuggered my elbow out of existence!” -me
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Keiffer
in June 8th, 2010 @ 06:40Who were you saying that to? Or was it nobody? Or yourself? Or me?
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Pseudonym
in June 8th, 2010 @ 15:24Maggie.
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Keiffer
in June 10th, 2010 @ 14:56And then you said it to me yesterday when you were getting on the bus, and I asked you why you had Maggie’s paper stashed under your elbow.
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Armada
in June 14th, 2010 @ 16:32O_O ?!?!?!?!?! *cracks up even though she has no idea that Rum Tum Tugger could become a verb or what the heck it would mean when applied to elbows*
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kiwimuncher (4 B-Day points) (50 Muszey points)
in June 7th, 2010 @ 19:34“Oh my god! There’s a Tai Kwon Do guy on a moped!”
-Me
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Daisy*chain
in June 8th, 2010 @ 15:10Tae Kwon Do. And I would love to see that.
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Armada
in June 14th, 2010 @ 16:33 That is awesome.
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in June 7th, 2010 @ 19:49All from the field trip (sorry in advance for the long post):
“I got some bad news, and I got some goods news, Kenny. The bad news is that Kate here just broke up with you. The good news is that all the unicorns are still alive.” –me (no, it did not make sense in context)
“Can I name [my rocket] Wonky the Wacky Walrus?” –PJ
“I love us. I mean, everyone else is doing cool stuff, and you’re running around in your pink rainboots chasing tennis balls in the rain.” –Abby
“Justin Bieber and a real beaver!” –Sara, when asked who would be the cutest couple ever
Michael: You want the napkins? Do you want the napkins? Why do you want the napkins?!
Kate: You’re sounding like my grandma!Matt (the one who broke his elbow): Go to hell.
Me: Why? How do I go to a place I don’t believe in?!
Kate: I don’t believe in Nevada, and people go there all the time.“It’s time for Midnight Yoga!” –Rachel
Me: Ben darling, would you please swoop your hair?
Ben: *swoops hair*
Kelly: *shrieks* Augh! My hormones!“This camera is a dangerous weapon. I could kill someone with this camera.” –Michael
“You’re not a loser, you’re just different.” –Brittany (one of the most popular girls in the grade)
“That is one tricked-out kiwi.” –Jessica
“Dear God, if you’re there, please smite me last.” –Michael
One of the camp directors: Now, tonights gonna be a real blast–
PJ: No seriously, they brought gunpowder and everything.“Pass the soysauce.” –Michael, referring to the maple syrup
“Kelly, you shouldn’t be putting Betty Crocker down, because I know you loved Mrs. Butterworth when you were little!” –Kelly’s mom
“I mean, why would the tooth fairy need to print something off a computer? Why would the tooth fairy own a computer?” –Rachel
“It smells like someone ran over a horse in here!” –Rachel
“I am sleeping with a tennis racket, if you wake me up you might get hit.” –Brittany
Me: Are you a Question-Mark Face, PJ?
PJ: Well, yeah…
Michael: I’m an exclamation point!“This cereal is not appropriate for children.” –Michael (the cereal he was eating was actually labeled “Intended for Adults”)
Me: My gosh, that is enormous.
Random kid walking by: That’s what she said.
Me: I was talking about a RICE KRISPIE TREAT, you idiot! ‘Twas a fun field trip…
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Ducky
in June 8th, 2010 @ 17:12XD *has laughing fit*
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Bluefire27 and Drake (^o^)
in July 7th, 2010 @ 19:51Hmmm… that Brittany kid sounds very un-stereotypical…
I especially like the ones about the “soysauce” and the cereal.
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in July 7th, 2010 @ 20:18Oh, but believe me, she is.
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KaiYves- Hail, Atlantis!
in June 7th, 2010 @ 20:13Little kid in audience: “How do you use the toilet in space?”
Miles O’Brien: “It sucks.”Biosuit lady: “We didn’t set out to make this look like a Spiderman suit, but it does, and that’s okay.”
Me: “Does Mike Fincke have stage fright?”
Sandy Magnus: “Mike? Stage fright? Never?”
Me: “So he’s just naturally like that?” (IE, Narmy, but in a cute and awkward way.)
Sandy Magnus: “Mike is just Mike.”Miles O’Brien: “Leland played in the NFL…”
Leland Melvin: “… for 30 minutes.”Me: “If he was attacked by ninjas, how many do you think Bolden could take out before he went down?”
Erin: “Probably 4 or 5…”Erin: “The sun is not a planet! The sun is a star!”
Me, singing: “The sun is a miasma, of incandescent plasma/ Forget that song, they got it wrong…”
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small but fierce
in June 7th, 2010 @ 22:56“The sun shines down on a dead hippo.”
Me being random: We should build a pirate ship.
Friend: *rushes out of room excitedly*“I saw a weird guy on the bus today wearing a panda hat.”
“He’s our cousin.”
“Oh.”
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leloochlover101
in June 8th, 2010 @ 13:12“Im leaving”
“Fine”
“Can I come back?”
“no
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bookgirl_me
in June 8th, 2010 @ 13:36“Order is a more compact and more aesthetically pleasing form of chaos.”- me, though I bet someone famous said it first. It sounds better in german.
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Ducky
in June 8th, 2010 @ 17:15Easy mystery quote: “Lovely plumage, the Norwegian Blue.”
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I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary))
in June 9th, 2010 @ 10:57Actually, I think it was “Lovely bird, the Norwegian Blue – beautiful plumage, inn’it?”
“The plumage don’t enter into it. It’s stone-dead.”
-Monty Python’s Dead Parrot sketchI think my favorite line from that was “If you want to get anything done in this country, you’ve got to complain ’til you’re blue in the mouth.”
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Witchneko
in June 8th, 2010 @ 19:49“The raisins elevate the bagel. It’s like adding a burst of juicy goodness with every bite!”
~the TV show Drop Dead Diva“The song of Purpllle-OW!”
~Me“If anybody at Apple reads this-please, can we just have the bloody serial port? We’ll make really cool projects with your hardware if you let us.”
~Moritz Waldemeyer
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Enceladus
in June 9th, 2010 @ 17:51[Talking about school dances and the like]
S: It’s fun, doing the same thing as everyone else. You feel comfortable.
Me: So I’ve heard.Really, I’ve never actually been doing the same thing as everyone else and really enjoyed it.
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fireandhemlock1996
in June 16th, 2010 @ 17:12I agree.
“Normal? Why would I want to be normal? Normal’s so…. So…. NORMAL!”
-Me
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Clare de Lune (aka The Book Thief)
in June 16th, 2010 @ 17:40“normal is just a setting on a dryer” -Patsy Clairemont
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KaiYves- Hail, Atlantis!
in June 9th, 2010 @ 18:06Me: “… and the people don’t look like the people.”
Erin: “The people never look like the people!”
(This actually did make sense in context.)
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Enceladus
in June 11th, 2010 @ 05:42“People always say they’ll come back.”
“Do I look like people?”
-CUTE! Scene in Doctor Who
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Jakob Wonkychair
in June 9th, 2010 @ 20:28Me ten minutes ago: “Hey, I got some new armor. Let’s go emancipate those slaves now, which I’ve delayed doing for a while.”
*free slave*
*You need the key to free this slave*
Me: “What?! You mean, the key that I had but now mysteriously lost, probably sold when getting that new armor? And that there is only one duplicate of but I don’t know where it is? Cake. I got nice armor though.”
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I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary))
in June 10th, 2010 @ 12:22Mystery quote:
“Oh, c’mere! You ever go to school, stupid?”
“Yeah, and I come out the same way.”
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~Cskia~
in June 12th, 2010 @ 00:30Life is not pointless unless you write in capital letters.
..^…………………………………..there’s a point right there!!!!!!!~one of my revelations
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KaiYves- Hail, Atlantis!
in June 12th, 2010 @ 20:42Me: “Is it just me, or was Robert Crippen ABSURDLY tan in the early 80s?”
Courtknee: “Dude was tan as haaaale.”
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Maths Lover ♥
in June 12th, 2010 @ 20:52“I’ve never seen you laugh.”
“Yes you have. Remember when we were rebels in maths last year and we were up to no good– can’t even remember what we were doing– and I was laughing? So Mr Blank asked me what I’d been eating for lunch or recess or whatever it was and I told him, and he told me to stop laughing, but I didn’t?”
“Oh, yes.”
— Me reminding a girl in my year about how much fun we had in Year 8.
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Armada
in June 14th, 2010 @ 16:39My friend: “What would I do if I couldn’t eat meat?”
Me: “Become a vegetarian….”It was sorta funnier if you were there… XD
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Witchneko
in June 15th, 2010 @ 12:32“You got a Super Boots!”
“You got a typo in a Nintendo game!”
~Let’s Play Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (I mean, come on, look at this typo; how is it not hilarious)
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KaiYves- Hail, Atlantis!
in June 15th, 2010 @ 18:17“All strawberries have Down Syndrome.” -My brother.
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Armada
in June 16th, 2010 @ 10:27They do? Why? o_o
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KaiYves- Hail, Atlantis!
in June 16th, 2010 @ 16:11It was some joke involving chromosomes, I didn’t hear the begining of it.
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Armada
in June 16th, 2010 @ 17:07Um… okay? XD
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in June 16th, 2010 @ 10:27“I do not recommend picking up jellyfish.”
-Robert
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in June 16th, 2010 @ 15:56“Here, stick your head in my eye and I’ll show you.” -me. Pseudonym and I were talking about what we saw when we closed our eyes and pressed on them with our fingers…
“Then all the other pages were squished and had everything in single file lines, and it didn’t show any of the replies to comments. Then I switch over to this computer, and everything is perfectly normal!!” -me. I was freaking out because deviantART was acting weird. It’s longer than that actually. But I didn’t feel like ctrl+p’ing the whole thing.
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Rosebud2
in June 16th, 2010 @ 19:06When I do that I first see pink, which then darkens to gray with a bunch of patterns and these swirling blobs on top.
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Rosebud2
in June 17th, 2010 @ 13:44Oh, and there’s pink and green dots on top of everything.
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Bluefire27 and Drake (^o^)
in July 7th, 2010 @ 19:43I see that, but also what looks like old computer graphics except they are triangular and green.
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Bluefire27 and Drake (^o^)
in July 7th, 2010 @ 19:44Oh yeah, and then it deepens to what looks like a night sky, like a Van Gogh painting.
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Enceladus
in June 16th, 2010 @ 19:14I see circles, with outlines alternating between black and light gray. They overlap. There are also purplish bubbling lines. And then everything looks like a Van Gogh painting after I open my eyes.
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fireandhemlock1996
in June 16th, 2010 @ 20:40That is a creepily accurate description of what I see when I do that. Huh. And agreed about the Van Gogh painting part as well.
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Enceladus
in June 17th, 2010 @ 06:19Finally, someone who experiences the same as me!
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fireandhemlock1996
in June 17th, 2010 @ 07:11*laughs*
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Ducky
in June 17th, 2010 @ 12:32I see black with sort of reddish waves, but mostly just black, unless it’s in bright light, in which case I see mostly reddish/dried blood with occasional green specks.
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in June 16th, 2010 @ 17:10Me: “I am attempting to rotate zombie. Can you help me out here?”
My friend: “Make sure the zombie hasn’t got any access to your brain whilst you are rotating en. En could eat it.”
Me: “Nono, he is an anerfably cute zombie who doesn’t eat anybody!”
Her: “Oh, okay! In that case, make sure that you do not look at the anerfably cute zombie, lest you melt of too much exposure to cuteness.”
Me: *cracks up*A little later…
Her: “Ringo is too cool to be a zombie.”
Me: “Zombie is too cool to be a Ringo!”I have a lot of conversations that sound insane out of context. Actually, they sound slightly insane in context too, but…
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I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary))
in June 16th, 2010 @ 21:51A REALLY funny Sunday comic strip:
“Hi. This is Dr. Smith’s office calling to remind you of your dental cleaning tomorrow.”
“Can’t make it.”
“May I ask why?”
“Profanity. It offends me. And it’s unprofessional.”
“I didn’t use profanity.”
“Car won’t start.”
“You live a block away.”
“Two broken feet.”
“We’ll send a cab.”
“Can’t afford it.”
“We’ll pay.”
“Mom died.”
“You said that last year.”
“Dad this time.”
“You don’t know which?”
“Hard to keep track.”
“Of your parents?!”
“When you’re training for a marathon.”
“On two broken feet?!”
“I drive the course.”
“Your car won’t start!”
“I take a cab.”
“You’ve got no money!”
“Mom died again.”
“EITHER YOU GIVE ME A VALID EXCUSE OR GET YOUR *@#$$* REAR IN HERE!!!”
“Profanity. It offends me.”
*click*
“So unprofessional.”
–Pearls Before Swine
I :lol:ed very loud.
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KaiYves- Hail, Atlantis!
in June 17th, 2010 @ 13:10Oh, that’s great. That’s really great.
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in June 17th, 2010 @ 21:32That is easily one of my favorite comics. Did you see the one where the alligator dressed up as Abe Lincoln?
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Silver Lining
in June 19th, 2010 @ 10:00*is literally laughing out loud* How do people come up with these sort of things?!
“…Hit me in the head as hard as you can with a lead pipe.” –Sam
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in June 17th, 2010 @ 07:31“I swear, that couch eats things. My bag was closed. My bag was zipped closed. My bag was sitting here, on the other side of the room. And yet my shoes are tangled in the springy thingummy that is beneath the plastic thingy beneath the cushions. And I know there was no one around, because we were all in Modern. So someone tell me how this couch, this supposedly inanimate couch, managed to eat my shoes out of my zipped-up backpack???”
-Me“I’m not telepathic, I’m psychopathic.”
-Me“I love this couch. It ate my jazz shoes yesterday. I think it’s possesed by an evil demon. Or maybe it’s Kokopelli in disguise.”
-Me“My name isn’t actually Kimbo. My name is Kim. See, Abby here got ahold of my name tag….”
-Kim“But Cassie said you guys always ate outside!”
“Well, that’s obviously not true.”
-Tiff arguing with the jam band person“What is that?”
“It’s my soup.”
“What???”
“Please, please, please don’t ask why my mom put my soup in a teapot.”
-Tiff and I. (Really, my mom actually did put my soup in a teapot. :roll:)“Yuck! You’re sweaty.”
-Kallen’s adorable little brother“Kyles.”
“Kyles?”
“Just put Kyles.”
“Kyles?”
“Or you could put Kylie.”
“Okay.”
-Kim failing at persuading Miss Kristi to put Kylie down as “Kyles” on the program“Hi. Since I’m feeling social right now, I’m going to make everyone introduce themselves. I’m Kim.”
-Kim“Okay, everyone, introduce yourselves.”
“We already did!”
“Well, another person just came into the room. Hi, I’m Kim. Who are you?”
-Kim and I arguing about her annoying socialness“Hey Kim.”
“What.”
“You, Kyles, and Abby are over there being very loud and the other ten of us are just staring at you as Kyles laughs so hard she hits her head on the barre.”
“Whatever.”
-Me and Kim“Long time no see! I haven’t seen you in slightly over twelve hours!”
“I know right?”
-Me and Mikayla at the piano recital that was the day after dance camp ended.
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Ducky
in June 17th, 2010 @ 12:35XD Fireh, you have a very interesting life.
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KaiYves- Hail, Atlantis!
in June 17th, 2010 @ 13:11Seconded.
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fireandhemlock1996
in June 17th, 2010 @ 13:51Really? I do?
Me: “It’s the goldfish bowl of plenty!”
Haley: *cracks up laughing* “I hate you Jen, I hate you. Stop laughing, I can’t stop laughing if you’re laughing.”
Me: *immediately deadpans at Haley*
Haley: “Ohh? Really? Well, two can play at that game.” *deadpans back*
Me: “Don’t blink.”
Haley: *doesn’t blink*
Me: *keeps face blank* *tilts head slightly to one side* “Are you my Mummy?” (with Empty Child voice, of course)
Haley: *cracks up laughing* “Did I mention that I hate you? You’re so mean! You keep making me laugh!”Me: “Knock knock!”
Haley: “Who’s there?”
Me: “Doctor!”
Haley: *thinks for a moment and cracks up laughing* “Doctor Who?”
Me: “No, it’s just the Doctor.”*is happy* I met Haley at the library. We’ve got the same shift (Monday afternoons, she’s there all day and I’m there in the afternoon, 2-4) and we were just talking about stuff the other day and something she said made me think of DW, and when I said the words “Doctor Who” she froze and stared at me in shock. Neither of us expected to find another DW fan in the area we live in. XD It’s fun to have someone to throw geeky jokes at.
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Enceladus
in June 17th, 2010 @ 19:23Can I have your interesting life, F+H? Mine’s pretty boring.
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fireandhemlock1996
in June 17th, 2010 @ 19:43Sure! We could switch places!
Although, I’m pretty sure you don’t actually want my life. I’m a “freak” who is commonly regarded as “insane”.
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Enceladus
in June 17th, 2010 @ 19:52Me too.
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Bluefire27 and Drake (^o^)
in July 7th, 2010 @ 19:40Hey, sounds a lot like me!
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Maths Lover ♥
in June 18th, 2010 @ 02:09“Sorry, Maths Lover, but I don’t think there’s any market for a Spock Shop in Blankville.” -J, in Commerce. I wasn’t even suggesting it, I just randomly muttered “Spock”.
“Guys, can we move over there? Our circle is shaped like… a kidney bean or something.” -Another friend.
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in June 18th, 2010 @ 15:37“My brain was brave, but my legs weren’t.”
My mother, discussing her trip a few weeks ago.
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in June 18th, 2010 @ 16:03Me: “X, say something funny to me.”
X: -stares at me for a second, and bursts out laughing-
“What? I-iiit’s not funny!”
-laughs again-
“Okaay, seriously, X, I want you to say something funny!”
“I can’t think of anything!” -thinks- “The cartoon guide to…stopping rats from, um, stealing your, um…rupees! Parentheses: Legend of Zelda.”
“No, ’cause it’s not supposed to make sense, X.”
“Mmmm. Opens cap.”
-stares- “What.”
-laughs twice- “Gurgle gurgle. Ow. Okay, that didn’t hurt.”
“Seriously, this conversation’s over. Over. O-V-E-R.”
“No, it isn’t.”
“Gimme a second, I need to write this down.”
“Lana is a pig of a kitty. Lama is a pig is a pig of a kitty!” -chants the second phrase-
“Shut eeeet! Shut eeet!”
“WHY YOU-”
“HAPPY DAYS~”
-breaks out laughing-
“Et’s not funniez!”
“Laughs. Lana. Watch out. I have a big bat of grossness.”
“Are you going to walk out or not? This sentence is too long!”
“Guys, can we move over there? Our circle is shaped like dot dot dot a kidney bean or something.”
‘What.’
“I was quoting that.”
” Leave the room-” “No-” “leave the room, this quote is too long!” “Another sentence!”
“-says something about strawberry kiwi drinks- WIIMOTE!”
“Ooookkkkay. Just leave the room peacefully.”
“DRINK THIS FIRST!”
“NEVERRRR!”
“Closes bottle.”And it went on for a bit after that. X is actually my little brother.
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Pseudonym
in June 18th, 2010 @ 20:47“A Dalek returns to its suburban home from a bad day at work and proceeds to exterminate things that irritate, including commuters on the tube – even demanding that his wife, in the trademark Dalek staccato, to ‘Put [the family dog] in the curry!'” – Wikipedia
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in June 18th, 2010 @ 21:28And the household falls apart.
“The Daleks give chase to the Doctor knocking the Master once more into the sewers. Having spent a total of 936 years in the sewers with only snails for food, companionship, and romance, he returns using a zimmer frame and is easily outpaced by the Daleks.”
-Wikipedia
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in June 18th, 2010 @ 21:01“IF YOU DON’T EAT YOUR MEAT, YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY PUDDING! HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON’T EAT YOUR MEAT?!”
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in June 19th, 2010 @ 04:39“Didn’t we have this soup before?”
“It’s the same one we had on our first day here. Actually, I think it’s the leftovers of that very soup we had four days ago. That yellow thing looks very familiar.”“The paper cups are back.”
“I know but I’m so thirsty I don’t care if they re-use them.”
“I’m just surprised, considering we threw them in *muddy lake* after dinner. But they didn’t float away, so…”
“I didn’t hear that last bit. I’ll just drink my nice weird watered-down juice.”“This place doesn’t even have water!”
“You know, this juice tastes less sweet and gets more water-y every day, even to the people who haven’t been drinking it every meal. So I guess they do have water…”
“I like ducks-”
“-because they taste good.”“That …sausage squirted liquid at me!”
“Here, I can help you.” *cuts it open*
“It’s orange on the inside. M, here you go!”Teacher: “M, why do you have all that good meat lying on your plate and you aren’t eating it?”
“This is the garbage plate for my table.”“I have had a new insight: substituting chips and candy for a meal of soup and pasta and salad will increase your performance in sports and make you feel much better.”
“Hey, that potato gulash actually tasted like something! It’s HOT.”
“I don’t want to know what the chili con carne tastes like.”“Finally! They actually have desert at this place!”
“Great. Excuse me, I think I’m going to throw up.”Teacher: “Where are N and A? They’ll miss lunch!”
“At the supermarket. They don’t eat the food here.”“I mean, the food isn’t bad here, but…”
“It just makes you feel worse than before you ate it.”All of those quotes are about the food where we stayed for a week on sports week.
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in June 19th, 2010 @ 05:15That made me laugh. Out loud. Literally. It’s funny, but kinda sad at the same time. *food = yuck*
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KaiYves- Hail, Atlantis!
in June 19th, 2010 @ 13:50My brother: “And you know where to put the earbuds in, right?”
Me: “In my ears?” (As in, “Where in my ears to put them”)
My brother: “No, Kai, in your nose.”
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in June 20th, 2010 @ 17:15“You’ve got to imagine that you’re cutting your opponent’s head in half. Or into pieces… whichever you prefer.”
-Mr. S (who was teaching us today at kendo, along with Sensei I, Sensei N, and whatshername.)“Are you a clarinet?”
-me/L/M
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in June 21st, 2010 @ 07:24Moon: “We are more than a Rock Band…”
Me: “You are a jar of pickles!”And then Enc hugged me…
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fireandhemlock1996
in June 21st, 2010 @ 17:06Moon?
Enc hugged you?
*confusion*“Windmill and Haybale. Wow, I give my friends strange nicknames.”
-me (and it’s true, I do give my friends strange nicknames, and I do have two friends who I call Windmill and Haybale.)
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Keiffer
in June 22nd, 2010 @ 06:47Moon is a dude in my dad’s band. It’s not his real name, but his adopted nickname. He’s awesome, and he teaches college. (I probably spelled that wrong… spell check is nonexistent.)
Yeah. I don’t really know why. XD
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bluefire27 and Drake (o_o)
in June 25th, 2010 @ 16:31My best friend’s nicname is Sasquatch, and mine is Moby.
My friend Riley (a boy) said this today:
“You ran over my cow with a cliff?!”MYSTERY QUOTE:
“Please don’t burn my cows!”
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KaiYves- Hail, Atlantis!
in June 25th, 2010 @ 19:19Those are great names. Moby like Moby Dick or like the singer? (Who is named after Moby Dick, incidentally.)
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bluefire27 and Drake (^_^)
in June 25th, 2010 @ 21:16There’s a long story behind both names. Here goes:
“Sasquatch”
My friend Sasquatch’s real name is Drew, but on various school fundraisers he was lurking in the woods, and jumping out and scaring people. A certain group of people (Ben, Hunter, and Amanda) went to find him, but whenever they saw him, he would duck behind something and never be seen until he unexpectedly popped out somewhere else.
So the fact that he was lurking in the woods, coupled with the fact that he could appear and disappear unexpectedly, earned him the nickname “Sasquatch”, which he bears proudly to this day.“Moby”
My nickname only slightly resembles my real name, Noah, so this tale is made even more baffling. It went like this: I had arrived at my school’s Cadets club, and the chief, Coach Dingman, had previously texted my aforementioned friend Ben to ask him if he was going to pick me up. His phone had an auto-adjust to correct simple spelling errors, and somehow it garbled “Noah” into “Moby”. Ever since, I’ve been called by that name by friend and foe alike.The End…?
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shadowfire
in June 29th, 2010 @ 13:28“Please don’t burn my cows!” I remember from an issue of Muse about language, ooh, 4 years ago?
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Bluefire27 and Drake (^o^)
in July 7th, 2010 @ 19:34Correct. Now can you tell me which article?
HINT: It was about a video game called “Jade Empire”.
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Enceladus
in July 7th, 2010 @ 19:50Do You Speak Tho Fan?
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Bluefire27 and Drake (^o^)
in July 22nd, 2010 @ 10:38yes
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in June 21st, 2010 @ 13:08Erin: “There aren’t a lot of nerds from Hawai’i.”
Me: “Except Obama.”
Erin: “Except Obama.”
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in June 22nd, 2010 @ 20:15“My eyeball is baguette-shaped” -me
“I’m a ninja pinky!” -J
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Thanks For All The Fish42
in June 23rd, 2010 @ 20:21((This thread needs a revival of quotes from people other than their friends))
“‘Ware the man who fakes a limp.” ~ The Gunslinger
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Princess_Magnolia
in June 25th, 2010 @ 16:54I AGREE.
So:
“I don’t know why I find his stupidity charming. I mean, he’s cheating off a girl who thinks the square root of four is rainbows.” – Kurt Hummel
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speller73
in June 25th, 2010 @ 22:28Kurt/Finn love!
Umm… What are you talking about? That wasn’t a PoPo… Okay fine, on that note:
“My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If you don’t warm it up right, it won’t rise.” – Kurt
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in June 26th, 2010 @ 18:24YES.
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in June 25th, 2010 @ 13:11“Cats are Deke-ish.”- Erin.
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in June 25th, 2010 @ 22:09“NO WAY! You HAVE to stay on stage with me and help me melt faces!”
“Really? AWESOME!”
~AQW; although a character; not the game“Wow! That was so much fun! I really hope you liked the event. The re-run version will be starting soon. I can’t wait to do it again!” “Melt…faces…”
~AQW, again, although a character; not the game
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in June 26th, 2010 @ 18:25“You will not be brought down by uncooperative citrus.”
-A magazine ad. Accompanied by a picture of a lady squashed under a giant lemon with her arms and legs sticking out. Quite amusing.
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in June 28th, 2010 @ 16:57“Hey look, it’s some flying taco ninja monkeys with handlebar mustaches, riding lightning-patterned motorbikes with sidecars, in which are vegan cheeseburgers with purple pickles made by elves in autographed Harry Potter hoodies who live in a subdivision in Japan and raise okra-eating gay albino alpacas that breathe magical purple fire and smell like strawberry waffles with whipped cream!”
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KaiYves- Hail, Atlantis!
in June 28th, 2010 @ 17:41“Hal Jordan’s superpowers are a Green Lantern Ring and test-pilot-ness.” -Erin.
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in June 28th, 2010 @ 18:15“Yes, but you threw a school bus at me once!”
“Your school makes odd noises….” (It did. XD)
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KaiYves- Hail, Atlantis!
in June 28th, 2010 @ 21:36The actual building made odd noises?
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Armada
in July 1st, 2010 @ 18:17*laughs* It was like school bells, and buzzers, and odd fire alarms at random times. So yes. Sorta.
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KaiYves- Hail, Atlantis!
in July 1st, 2010 @ 19:41I was wondering, that’s all.
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Bluefire27 and Drake (^o^)
in July 2nd, 2010 @ 13:56The school I went to for 7th/8th Grade All County Chorus occasionally had random messages playing as we were singing. And when the director was speaking, (this happened like three times) some clasic rock started playing for no reason. ‘Twas brillig.
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☼Zinc the sorceress☼
in June 28th, 2010 @ 21:58“Captain Hammer, threw a car, at, my, head.”
Poor Billy.
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in June 28th, 2010 @ 22:02And now, some qoutes from The Mortal Instruments trilogy by Cassandra Clare (an excellent, if slightly fluffy book)
“Looking better in black than the widows of our enimies since 1234”
“Don’t just step into the molten metal; it could be toxic sludge or something!”
“I’m from New Jersey. I was born in toxic sludge”“Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, you may have some preconcieved notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfertable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that the undead are just like you and me…..The first thing you need to understand is that I’m the same person I always was. Being undead isn’t the most important thing about me. It’s just a part of who I am. The secound thing you should know is that it isn’t a choice. I was born this way…Sorry, REBORN this way…”
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in June 30th, 2010 @ 20:58Ooh, I’ve just started reading that series! “Excellent, if slightly fluffy” describes it perfectly…
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in June 28th, 2010 @ 22:15Quotes from my first-ever live-action roleplay:
Me: “So why do centaurs play dead? That doesn’t seem like a horse thing or a human thing!”
GM: “I don’t know, I didn’t write it.”Me: “What’s his character’s name again?”
K: “Melissa.”GM: “OK, you just drowned yourself. Mycurna, if you can retrieve the body we can ressurect him.”
Me: “OK, since I’m the only one who can swim. Seriously, why did you throw yourself in the river anyway?”
B: “Because I felt like it!”Me: “So my character has a strange aversion to cephalopods, and tries to kill them on sight.”
*N runs across field with stuffed octopus on head*
Me *attacking octopus with fake sword* “Die! Die! Die!”Me: “Wait, why have I been a good guy this whole time? Forget this, I’m gonna be a monster!”
Me: “OK, so I’m dead, they can only kill me with spells and silver, they’re out of silver, and the mage who could have made their weapons silver just left?”
GM: “Pretty much.”
Me: “Sweet.”
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KaiYves- Hail, Atlantis!
in June 29th, 2010 @ 10:38“Strange aversion to cephalopods”… sounds just like me.
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Jadestone
in July 3rd, 2010 @ 23:56THEN FLEE, MORTAL, FOR I AM THE GIANT SPACE SQUID
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This sort of thing is never going to get old.
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in July 4th, 2010 @ 06:06Gods, no. XD
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in July 4th, 2010 @ 08:49Have I mentioned my accute teuthophobia before?
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in June 29th, 2010 @ 02:05Doctor: “I’ve never cared for impregnable. Too much like unsinkable.”
Other guy: “What’s wrong with unsinkable?”
Doctor: “Why, nothing–as the iceberg said to the Titanic.”Brigadier: (Referring to secret documents) “…Of course the only country that could be trusted with this was Great Britain.”
Doctor: “Well, naturally. The rest are all foreigners.”
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in June 29th, 2010 @ 06:13Mystery quote:
“Broccoli makes me nervous.”
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in June 29th, 2010 @ 20:13Nobody?
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in June 29th, 2010 @ 13:49“Have you ever used a squeegee board?”
-My friend. She meant Ouija board, and we got it, but it was still hilarious.My brother: “Hmm, Simpson funeral home. That’s kind of bad.”
My friend:”No, it’s a nursing home, they’re not dead yet.”“It wasn’t a dark and stormy night. it should have been, but that’s the weather for you. For every mad scientist who’s had a convenient thunderstorm just on the night his Great Work is complete and lying on the slab, there have been dozens who’ve sat around aimlessly under the peaceful stars while Igor clocks up the overtime.”
-Good OmensMystery quote:
“Always count your steps, [character name] you never know when you’ll have to escape in a box.”
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Clare de Lune (aka The Book Thief)
in June 29th, 2010 @ 15:34shadowfire’s brothers shirt “I kept wondering why the disc was getting closer, and then it hit me.”
that may not be quite accurate as it’s been probably close to a year since I’ve seen said shirt. I found it hilarious, and then realized I was the only one luaghing….
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in June 29th, 2010 @ 17:56I love that quote.
Though I’ve heard it as ‘I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.’ Not that it really matters.
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in June 29th, 2010 @ 19:03“I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.”
“The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.”
“If you drop a piano down a mine shaft, you get a flat miner. If you drop a piano on an army base, you get a flat major.”
“WIth her marriage she got a new name and a dress.”
*laughs*
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Silver Lining
in June 30th, 2010 @ 15:09*laughs too* I have a love/hate relationship with puns…Those are just great.
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in June 30th, 2010 @ 12:45It’s: “I’ve always wondered: Why is the Frisbee getting closer? And then it hit me.”
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in June 29th, 2010 @ 15:52“What’s this about Jess being lesbian? I thought she was a Pisces!” -random old relative in Bend it Like Beckham
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in June 29th, 2010 @ 17:50*luaghing facepalm*
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in June 29th, 2010 @ 19:04198– Haha!
This quote is rather long, but one of my favourites (I don’t like the poem at the end as much though):
“Here’s to the kids.
The kids who would rather spend their night with a bottle of coke & Patrick or Sonny playing on their headphones than go to some vomit-stained high school party. Here’s to the kids whose 11:11 wish was wasted on one person who will never be there for them. Here’s to the kids whose idea of a good night is sitting on the hood of a car, watching the stars. Here’s to the kids who never were too good at life, but still were wicked cool. Here’s to the kids who listened to Fall Out boy and Hawthorne Heights before they were on MTV…and blame MTV for ruining their life. Here’s to the kids who care more about the music than the haircuts. Here’s to the kids who have crushes on a stupid lush. Here’s to the kids who hum “A Little Less 16 Candles, A Little More Touch Me” when they’re stuck home, dateless, on a Saturday night. Here’s to the kids who have ever had a broken heart from someone who didn’t even know they existed. Here’s to the kids who have read The Perks of Being a Wallflower & didn’t feel so alone after doing so. Here’s to the kids who spend their days in photobooths with their best friend(s). Here’s to the kids who are straight up smartasses & just don’t care. Here’s to the kids who speak their mind. Here’s to the kids who consider screamo their lullaby for going to sleep. Here’s to the kids who second guess themselves on everything they do. Here’s to the kids who will never have 100 percent confidence in anything they do, and to the kids who are okay with that.
Here’s to the kids.
This one’s not for the kids,
who always get what they want,
But for the ones who never had it at all.It’s not for the ones who never got caught,
But for the ones who always try and fall.This one’s for the kids who didnt make it,
We were the kids who never made it.The Overcast girls and the Underdog Boys.
Not for the kids who had all their joys.This one’s for the kids who never faked it.
We’re the kids who didn’t make it.They say “Breaking hearts is what we do best,”
And, “We’ll make your heart be ripped of your chest”The only heart that I broke was mine,
When I got My Hopes up too too high.We were the kids who didnt make it.
We are the kids who never made it.”– Peter Wentz
((the 11:11 bit is just exactly me))
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in June 30th, 2010 @ 13:05Yesterday I was in a comics drawing class, and the group was writing one together. One of the panels featured a bird carrying off someone’s coffee cup.
Me: “Are you suggesting coffee cups migrate?”
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KaiYves- Hail, Atlantis!
in June 30th, 2010 @ 13:42Oh, that’s great. That’s great.
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Enceladus
in June 30th, 2010 @ 16:09You are amazing. Officially, utterly and impeccably amazing.
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in July 2nd, 2010 @ 23:49Thank you. *bows* As are you.
I don’t believe anyone’s ever told me that. Ah, the wonders of MuseBlog…
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Clare de Lune (aka The Book Thief)
in July 7th, 2010 @ 15:10Hey! What about me? I’ve told you that! *looks indignit*
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in June 30th, 2010 @ 15:52““In Soviet Torchwood, the 21st century gotta be ready for YOU!—
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KaiYves- Hail, Atlantis!
in June 30th, 2010 @ 16:47All from Erin:
“I thought it was genius, I mean, who wants to chose between steak AND ribs?”
“…and my whales named Jim Lovell, Wally Schirra, and Frank Borman got kidnapped and sent to China, so I went to the lobby to take ghost photos and look for full-body apparitions.”
“You probably don’t give a guava about what I’m interested in, but I’m going to tell you anyway.”
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in July 1st, 2010 @ 00:00“I’m slightly disturbing. I blame girl scouts and Dr. Who.”
– One of a couple of amazingly awesome people I met today.
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in July 1st, 2010 @ 08:40This quote made me laugh. I, myself, was never a girl scout, but Doctor Who may still be to blame.
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in July 1st, 2010 @ 13:01Same here, although I was in the Girl Scouts for a few years, but I quit because the older girls teased me.
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in July 1st, 2010 @ 20:37Awwww :'( I’m sorry. I would hate something like that….
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in July 1st, 2010 @ 08:37“There are worse crimes than burning books. One is not reading them.”
-Ray Bradbury (Someone once posted it on my blog, and it’s stuck with me ever since)“You and I will meet again. When you’re least expecting it. One day in some far off place. I will recognize your face. I won’t say goodbye my friend, for we will meet again.”
-Words of Wisdom from the Wonderful Tom Petty (:
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in July 1st, 2010 @ 18:48My theater camp in a nutshell:
“So we’re going to lay out some rules here. Any suggestions?”
“Um…. stay safe physically and don’t play on the equipment?”
“Yes! So, for example, don’t–”
“–jump off that speaker over there yelling ‘Toga!’–”
“Yes, thank you, Stephanie, don’t jump off that speaker over there yelling ‘Toga!’.”[We are practicing stage combat, on the third day.]
Jenny: “All right, so I’m going to punch Dan, and you tell me what’s going on.”
*Jenny ‘punches’ Dan*
Random little kid: “He cheated on you, and you’re getting back at him!”
Jenny: “All right, how about now?”
*then Dan punches Jenny*
Same little kid: “He gets drunk all the time and beats you up!”
*pause*
Somebody: “How about a man hitting a man?”
*so Ross punches Dan (who, by the way, is excellent at getting punched in the face. Just saying.)*
That same little kid (who should seriously get his head out of the fifties, I mean, really): “They’re fighting over a girl!”
Stephanie: “He’s a football jock, and he’s a computer geek!”
Jenny: “Uh, thank you, Stephanie, I…. think we’ll save that story line for later.”“Hey Paul, are you a frat boy? ‘Cause I’m totally picturing you in a toga jumping off the stage right now….”
“Uh…. no? I’m…..not. I wasn’t in a frat…”
“Hey, I was!”
“Now I’m totally picturing you in a toga jumping off the stage!”
*general headdesk*“We are WATER! Water is not supposed to do the can can!”
“Yes! MORE! MORE! MORE ENERGY! UP! UP! UP!”
“….Uh, Dan, you do realize that you’re jumping up and down and yelling and waving a drumstick around in the air?”
“This is theater camp! Jumping up and down and yelling and waving drumsticks in the air is totally allowed!”(Oh, and the two quotes at 191 are from camp too. But they’re from lunch, so they don’t reallyreally count…. XD)
185 (Fishy)- I agree. I don’t really have anything right now… I’d get some Terry Pratchett books and start quoting them at people, but my library card’s full. XD
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in July 1st, 2010 @ 18:55Oh, and:
“Are you Richard III?” (The play we’re doing is The Tempest)
“Oh, yeah, totally.”
“Actually, this is just her pet wig…”
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in July 3rd, 2010 @ 13:45XD WIN. And I don’t know if this was intentional, but the “MORE ENERGY! UP! UP!” sounds a bit like a quote from Help!
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in July 3rd, 2010 @ 15:28*laughs* Yes, win! And I have no idea what Help! is (sorry), so I think it was unintentional, yeah…. XD
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in July 3rd, 2010 @ 16:43Oh, it’s a Beatles movie.
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in July 3rd, 2010 @ 18:36Oh.
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I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary))
in July 3rd, 2010 @ 10:44“A good friend will come and bail you out of jail… but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying ‘Damn… that was fun!’ ”
-a homemade sign in a restaurant“Smile it confuses people”
-another sign in the same restaurant
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in July 3rd, 2010 @ 10:57“Football is like chess, except without the dice.”
Lukas Podolski, German soccer player.
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in July 3rd, 2010 @ 20:16“Why are there are dead frogs on the ham? I think I’ll have the roast beef.” – Me in a very weird dream I had.
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in July 3rd, 2010 @ 20:35These are all from my trip to my grandma in NY:
“I learned my lesson. I will never go out with a stripper again.”
-Some weirdo on a judge show*while punching own armpit* “Harrison, it doesn’t work! I’m not pooping!”
-My cousin Hayden((We are talking about how way back when my aunt and uncle were younger, and my aunt brought her first date home, my uncle came to the door with a machine gun.))
Harrison: “He probably made Star War noises while he was doing it.”
Me: “Harrison, do you even know how to spell Beethoven?!”Me: *conversation*
Hayden: *conversation*
Harrison: “I’M A BANANA! RAAAWWRRRRR!!!”Hayden: “Wait… Sudo’s not caucasian, is he?”
Harrison: “Yes he is, and so am I and so are you!”
Hayden: “…So we hate the Spartans?”‘Twas a fairly awesome trip.
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in July 4th, 2010 @ 06:09Wow.
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in July 4th, 2010 @ 10:39Agreed. Wow.
Me: How tall do you think you are, Jessamine?
My cousin Jessamine (she was six at the time): Eleven feet.
Me: *trying not to laugh* And how many inches?
Jessamine: 36 inches.
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in July 4th, 2010 @ 18:12A: “Your friends make my friends seem normal!”
Me: “Wait, how does that work? I AM your friend.”Me *After playing Super Smash Bros Melee for way too long*: “I feel like my eyeballs are gonna fall out!”
Me *To my sister*: “Yeah, and now when I mean ‘What’s up?’ I ask ‘Who died?'”
Me: “You are so pathetic.”
A: “Yes, I am so pathetic.”*These all made sense in context, except for the second one. I was by myself, so there was no context for it to make sense in.*
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KaiYves- Hail, Atlantis!
in July 5th, 2010 @ 08:50“You have a mini-NASA in your room!” – Valerie (After I told her I’d decorated my dorm room walls with a poster of the space station and another poster of Buzz Aldrin on the Moon)
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in July 5th, 2010 @ 11:42Okay. This is really long, sorry, but anyway…..
((This is from The Snarkout Boys and the Avocado of Death.))
((People are making speeches.))First speaker: Brothers and sisters, God doesn’t want us to eat meat! It is against nature’s plan!
Shouts from the crowd: Tell that to my dog! Didn’t I see you at Burger King an hour ago? Listen to him! Listen to him! He’s right, I tell you.
Second speaker: Colonial rule must end! The British have broken too many promises for too long. I say get the British out of Kenya, East Africa today!
Crowd: Yaay! Get those British out of Kenya! Idiot! The British have been out of Kenya for years! Don’t eat meat! Don’t eat meat!
Third speaker: Whoop! Huhn! Huhn! Huhn! Eeeeeeek! The devil! Woooo! The dev-vil! Dee dev-v-vil-l! Eeeeek! The devil gonna get us! Whooooo!
Crowd: Right on brother! Tell ’em! He’s telling it like it is. It’s because of those British! They did it! Don’t eat meat! Don’t eat meat!
First speaker: I never ate a hamburger in my life!
Crowd: It’s the devil! He’s right! It’s the devil!
Second speaker: They did it in Ireland! They did it in India!
Crowd: War! War with England, We beat them twice already-We can do it again!
Third speaker: Hooo! Hooo! Hooo! Humma, humma humma! Goo!
Crowd: He eats meat! That’s why he can’t make sense! The devil made him eat a hamburger!
First speaker: God says….
Second speaker: Get the British….
Third speaker: The devil’s got me! Oooooooh
First speaker: Whole grains….
Second speaker: Jomo Kenyatta….
Third speaker: Eeeeek!
First speaker: ….makes you sexually impotent….
Second speaker: …agents after me….
Third speaker: ….devil after me…
First speaker: ….food companies after me….
Crowd: Right! Wrong! Shut up! Go! Stop! Wheeee!I love how after the beginning it deteriorates into complete nonsense. XD
Same book: “”The government is ruining our feet!”
“Tell ’em! Tell ’em!”
“Right on!”
“They ruined my brother’s feet!”
“Eat meat and ruin your feet!”
“Whoopee!”
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in July 5th, 2010 @ 12:18“Oh. Ohohohohohohohohoh.”
“….right.”
“Left!”
“Up!”
“Down!”
“Sideways!”
“Backwards!”
“Forwards!”
“Inwards!”
“Diagonally!”
“Outwards!”
-me and my sister. It started with her being weird (“Oh. ohohohohohohoh.”) and me being ever so slightly annoyed (“…right”), then it kind of detoriorated.“That’s Miss Timekeeper of the Dorms. Miss Timekeeper, these are Phillip, Thomas, and John.”
“SHUT UP.”
-Chris and I (He titled me “Miss Timekeeper of the Dorms”, because I wake up automatically at five o’clock in the mornings and everyone has recruited me to wake them up at seven o’clock so they won’t be late for breakfast/classes. I’m okay with being with the local alarm clock (I get to bang on people’s doors) but not with Chris’s lame “title” for me. We have a strange friendship…. I gave him nearly all of my candy the other day and he says that I hate him, I inform him of the time when he’s almost late for his classes and he says that I’m obsessed with time, I tell him to shut up and he laughs. XD“You love it too. You know you do.”
“Maybe I would if I had something to do while you guys play cello…. think I could drag a piano up here?”
“Nope.”
-me and Anna“SHUT UP. Sure, what time’s your next class?”
-me, talking to Chris (he asked me if I would hang out with him for a bit after lunch yesterday, I had nothing to do, and… yup. Anything’s better than boredom.)
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in July 5th, 2010 @ 20:29“Avoid bad things because they are bad. If you follow this advice you are sure to lead a happy life.”
“BEWARE OF SPINNY THINGS. THINGS THAT SPIN ARE NEVER GOOD FOR YOU, OH NO. Take drills, for example. You do not wanna touch one of those.”
– the Line Game
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in July 6th, 2010 @ 07:39“Yes, you are allowed to laugh at my food.”
-me“That’s right, I’m just going to sit here and you guys can continue to ignore me.”
-me“Friendships are like music. Every friendship has a different key, a different tone, a different tempo, different dynamics, and you’ve got to play each one just right.”
-Chris“Yeah, I told them that you wimp out every single time I raise my eyebrow at you, like my nine-year-old friend Gracie.”
“I’m a nine year old kid named Gracie?!?!”
-Me and Phil (he really does wimp out when I raise my eyebrow. He also wimps out when I do my evil grin.)“Why have I become the local alarm clock?”
-me“Okay, apparently being ambidextrous does not help with ping-pong. Which hand do you think I should use? Once I get the hang of it, I’m slightly better at the left. Or is it the right? Ugh. I think I just lost to Zoe.”
-me, playing ping-pong after dinner and failing epicly“I’m not going to lie about it, Chris.”
“Okay, okay. I wasn’t going to ask you to- wait, I was. Oh.”
-me and Chris“It’s Dr Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog! Haven’t you heard of it? It’s like… a sing-along… blog-type thingy. Like, a blog movie thing-”
“It’s like a miniature musical.”
-Chris trying to explain Dr Horrible, and me rolling my eyes and subsequently breaking into song “Laundry Day, see you there, underthings, tumbling…..”“Looks like we all forgot our transmatter beams.” (Chris)
“Transmatter ray! Freeze ray!” (me)
“What-” (Anthony)
“With my freeze ray, I will stop! The world, with my freeze ray-” (me)
“Isn’t that from Dr Horrible?” (Chris)
“-I will find the time to find the words to- Yup it’s from Dr Horrible-” (me)
“Which song is it?” (Chris)
“-tell you how, how you make, make me feel, what’s the phrase- it’s the first song.” (me)
“Ah. I thought it sounded familiar.” (Chris)
“-like a fool, kinda sick, special needs, anyways, with my freeze ray I will stop! The pain-” (me)
“Let’s listen to Taylor Swift!” (Chris)
“Chris why do you have TSwizzle on your phone not a freeze ray or an ice beam that’s all Johnny Snow, I just think that you need time to know that-” (me)
“”‘Cause when you’re, fifteen……“” (Chris’s phone playing TSwizzle)
“-with my freeze ray I will stop-” (me)
“”Take a deep breath as you walk through the door…“”
“CHRIS WHY DO YOU HAVE TSWIZZLE ON YOUR PHONE?!?!” (me)
“……….” (everyone)
“-Bad Horse, Bad Horse, Bad Horse, he’s bad, he rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin, he got the application that you just sent in, it needs evaluation, so let the games begin, a heinous crime, a show of force, (a murder would be nice of course) Bad Horse, Bad Bad Horse, Bad Horse, he’s bad! the evil league of evil is watching so beware….” (me)
“”somebody tells you they love you, you gonna believe them..“”
“…………..”
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Enceladus
in July 6th, 2010 @ 14:10f+h- It’s Not a death ray of an ice ray that’s all “Johnny Snow”
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in July 6th, 2010 @ 14:44….right. *headdesk* In my defense, that comment was posted about three minutes after I woke up. I know what the lyrics are, actually, but my brain wasn’t awake fully.
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in July 7th, 2010 @ 05:53Oh, and I mistyped my email there.
The gravatar fits what I was saying, for some reason.
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KaiYves- Hail, Atlantis!
in July 6th, 2010 @ 13:02“No actual animals were harmed in the making of these animal crackers.”- My Applied Physics Professor. (MAPP)
MAPP: “As you saw in the video (about the August 2003 Northeast Blackout), all of those people in were walking. Why do you think that was?”
*I raise my hand*
MAPP: “Somebody NOT from New York…”
(He’s right, I do remember that blackout)
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in July 6th, 2010 @ 17:26Since I bet the vast majority of you know this qoute, I’ll just wait around until someone else posts the source for me. I love this qoute *grins evilly*
“In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move”
I used that for my flash annimation on the formation of the moon. I love that annimation…..
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Maths Lover ♥
in July 7th, 2010 @ 04:59H2G2.
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in July 6th, 2010 @ 19:06This is from a book called An Abundance of Katherines, by John Green ((a character named Hassan is saying the quote)):
“‘Well, while you were in the bathroom, I sat down at this picnic table here in [Bumble], Kentucky, and noticed someone had carved that ‘God Hates Fag’, which, aside from being a grammatical nightmare, is asbolutely ridiculous. So I’m changing it to ‘God Hates Baguettes.’ It’s tough to disagree with that. Everybody hates baguettes.'”
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KaiYves- Hail, Atlantis!
in July 7th, 2010 @ 11:09I love that. It reminds me of how in “The View from Saturday”, one of the kids turns ‘I am a ass’ into ‘I am a passenger’.
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in July 7th, 2010 @ 11:21Ha, I thought of that too.
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in July 7th, 2010 @ 15:11I love that book…..*drifts into a ramble*
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in July 7th, 2010 @ 00:27“Sadism with a smile!” -A shirt my friend designed.
These are quotes from a conversation I had with aforementioned friend about a parody I’m writing of a book she wrote.
Me: “You never realise how sadistic you are until you right a story.”
A: “I don’t think I want to read your story now.”
Me: “What? It’s no worse than yours, except all the characters you didn’t make commit suicide get killed. Well, one doesn’t die … and one comes back to life – sorta.”Me: “Oh, and Draco is going to help my character by killing all of your characters except Diana, and then my character is gonna turn around and kill him.”
Me: “You are so pathetic.”
A: “Yes, I am so pathetic.”Me: “Like you said, you wrote it hammy, so I had to write it more hammy, and make my character even more paranoid than I am.
Me: “Actually, come to think of it, I think my character gets it worse than Diana.”
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in July 7th, 2010 @ 05:57“Is this good? I think it’s a mosquito bite. Except it’s all scarlet and splotchy.”
“Lemme see it.” *leans around chair to see* “Oh, there’s this rare poisonous bug…”
“Shut up.”
“It’s poisoned! You’re going to die… in the next hundred years!”
“I said, shut up.”
“……”
-me and Chris discussing my very strange-looking splotchy bug bite.“PHIL IS A WIMP!”
-meChristina: Okay. So Oliver stole Aladdin’s tongue using a possessed piano while riding a congaroo through the jungle and throwing flamencos at Neil Armstrong. With a cheetah in his backpack?
Me: Yup. Except you forgot about the big bongos.
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KaiYves- Hail, Atlantis!
in July 7th, 2010 @ 11:07Was that last one talking about a dream?
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in July 7th, 2010 @ 11:55Um, no. We were talking about a series of things that happened during Improv class yesterday, actually. *laughs*
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in July 7th, 2010 @ 15:07“Well. That’s an awful lot of BS isn’t It? Not to mention the twos” -My Math teacher (we were discussing the formula for the surface area of a pyrimid”
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in July 7th, 2010 @ 23:32“Go faster, Dad, we’re going to run you over!”
“I think we’re going to run over my brother.”
-Me to my friend whom I have not seen in months and her cousin, while on a bike ride.
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in July 8th, 2010 @ 09:19On another trip with the same cousins mentioned in post 209:
“Sudo, you should cut your hair and donate to the oil spill.”
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KaiYves- Hail, Atlantis!
in July 8th, 2010 @ 14:15From a chatbox conversation:
Menotme: “Rats everywhere. Red rats green rats blue rats. All is rats.”
Me: “?”
Menotme: “I’m out.”
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in July 8th, 2010 @ 14:47“I just woke up, you guys- I’m delirious!”
-the first thing Jess said to the other people in her chamber group yesterday. No wonder they think she’s strange.“Oliver, Aladdin wants his tongue back!”
-me
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in July 10th, 2010 @ 12:08This is part of a chat conversation I had.
Me: “Whee! I’m shooting random space robots! What about you?”
D: “I’m playing a game where strange animal-like creatures attack other strange animal-like creatures in combat.”
Me: “You’re playing pokemon?”
D: “Yep.”
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in July 11th, 2010 @ 07:55I have returned from New York with a mountain of quotes from The Addams Family(musical). My favorite is definitely this one.
“Don’t psychoanalyze me, Lucas, it’s a deep dark hole and you don’t want to go there.”
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Maths Lover ♥
in July 13th, 2010 @ 22:59“[Spock] stared out into the distance, trying to remind himself that embarrassment was an emotion and that terrible lightheaded feeling was hopefully just the result of a deadly spider bite.”
-a K/S fanfic I was reading. Wow, Spock, illogical.
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KaiYves- Hail, Atlantis!
in July 14th, 2010 @ 07:46“Toby, please don’t take this the wrong way, but are you high?”
“That doesn’t give you the right to throw cutlery around at unsuspecting people!”
“There’s an entrance to Hell in Cleveland? That explains a lot about my cousins.”
“So, what’s this mysterious meeting about?”
“Demons, superheroes, and the mouth of hell.”
“Fine. You don’t wanna tell me, I get that. It has to do with the Republican response to the new welfare reform thing, doesn’t it?”– “The White House Slayer”.
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in July 14th, 2010 @ 10:32These are from when Cskia was visiting me yesterday the day before yesterday, and we drew a picture together by taking turns adding to what was drawn.
Me: “It doesn’t even look like a Gengar anymore. It looks kind of like a bunny.”
Cskia: “Especially with that top hat covering its spikes.”Cskia: “You made Lucario fat.”
Me: “Yes, I did!”Cskia: “You’re giving Lucario a nose ring? Now it looks like a cow.”
Cskia: “I’m giving it a really long tail.”
Me: *draws*
Cskia: “What is that on its tail? Oh, a monkey?”
Me: “It’s an expression of my fail-ness of creating a demented Monferno.”Me: “Is that a Dragonair?”
Cskia: “No, it’s a Mightyena.”Cskia: “It only has one wing.”
Me: “You’re making it CARROTS?!?”
Cskia: “Yes.”
Me: *draws* “There. Now they’re fuzzy carrots!”Me: “You pierced its carrot!”
Me: “I’m regretting introducing peircings to this picture.”
Cskia: “I’m giving it two irises.”
Me: “Seriously, why did you make a mace attached to its eye?”
Me: “That still looks like a Spoink? My work is not complete!”
Me: “Is that a Meowth?”
Cskia: “Yes. How did you tell with it upside-down?”Me: “I’m giving it a snake body.”
Cskia: “OK, I’m giving it hula hoops!”Cskia: “And to think, this all started out with a website.”
(It did. Or, more accurately, a URL.)Cskia: “I think we’re the only ones who could figure out what these are now, because we drew it.”
Me: “Yeah, they’re all pokemon!”
Cskia: “Except that one. That one’s an XD.”
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in July 20th, 2010 @ 13:58That’s an amazazing conversation. ((And situation.)) I wish I could have been there.
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in July 20th, 2010 @ 16:01It was awesome. I you have any friends who like to draw, you can do the same thing. (And obviously, since I was there you don’t have to be artistically gifted either!) **coughawesomeavatarcough**
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Ducky
in July 14th, 2010 @ 12:09“I’m really glad that worked. Those would have been terrible last words.”
– The Doctor
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Clare de Lune (aka The Book Thief)
in July 14th, 2010 @ 14:31those last words being “Go to your room. Go. To. Your. Room. Mummy is angry, Mummy is VERY CROSS, Now, GO TO YOUR ROOM” or something close to that.
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in July 14th, 2010 @ 13:43I’m watching a skunk walking through a test plot that says “Organic Farm, Please DO NOT SPRAY”
-My friend a little while ago
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in July 14th, 2010 @ 15:18“Michael. I just realized you aren’t being serious.”
-This kid at this camp
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in July 14th, 2010 @ 22:18Today, I went to the same group as my previous LARPing quotes were from, but instead of LARPing, I talked the entire time.
Z: “So I’ll cut your feet off and-”
Me: *interrupts* “My metaphorical feet!”
Z: “Then I’ll cut your metaphorical feet off and you can crawl into the dark side.”(It made sense in context. Really.)
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in July 15th, 2010 @ 09:58Alright, so I was reading the other day (Not too unusual for me). In the book the date was July 27th for at least 9 chapters. I have a huge project due on the 29th in real-life….. This is how that played out.
Me: *Reading*….. “Oh goodness. Ohhhhhh goodness!”
*Running around like a mad person*
Mom: “WHAT? What happened? Is everything alright?”
Me: “No, it’s not alright! I’ve got a huge project due the day after tomorrow. I’m not gonna have it done. If it’s not done, they won’t let me into the class.”
Mom: *Starts cracking up laughing at my literal fear*
Me: “Mom…..”
Mom: “Oh, honey”….(In between breaths)…. “It’s only the first. Calm yourself down…”
Me: *Completely confused* “You’re kidding.”
Mom: “I certainly am not.”
Me: “Okay then. I’m going to go sulk now…” (But on my way to go sulk, I still check the calender just to make sure)In summary, I’m a ‘ Worry-wort’.
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fireandhemlock1996
in July 15th, 2010 @ 16:39Isn’t it “worry-wart“?
….Or something like that.“It’s a sock!”
“It’s too thin to be a sock.”
“It’s a TOWEL!!!”
“….”
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gingerkid
in July 15th, 2010 @ 21:49It is. I just couldn’t remember for the life of me.
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ginerkid
in July 17th, 2010 @ 17:06That was quite funny. I still don’t know what it is. I forgot to check today.
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fireandhemlock1996
in July 17th, 2010 @ 18:26You didn’t check?!?!?! Well.. neither did I.
By the way, your name has a typo. (I’m guessing you’re on a different computer…. you’re at your dad’s house, right?)
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gingerkid
in July 17th, 2010 @ 18:38Well right now. One was I think a few where at the Library after you saw me today, and a few later ones at my dad’s. I’m bad at that. I’ve done it before when typing in my email. Since it has that in it.
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in July 17th, 2010 @ 18:44Yup. (also, looking at your blog- “yahooc.com”?)
Ohh yes at the Library.“Thank you for scaring the goodness out of me!”
“Does that mean you’re evil now?”
“What?”
“I scared the goodness out of you, therefore, you are evil.”
“What? I don’t get it- ohh. Right. Gotcha.”
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in July 15th, 2010 @ 15:09Voldemort: Accio AK-47!
Harry: Accio Chuck Norris!
V: What?!
-a kid at my summer program, regarding his version of the final HP battle (the AK-47 part was from something earlier in the program, also regarding the final battle)V: Accio Chuck Norris!
H: Accio Chuck Norris’ father!
V: Wait, what?!
-my version
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in July 17th, 2010 @ 20:29
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in July 15th, 2010 @ 15:38You cannot fire nunchuks from a ballista!
-me, clinging to sanity with my teeth
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in July 15th, 2010 @ 20:43“And a 200-foot marshmallow is terrorizing New York City. This is relevant to vocal technique.” -our choir director
“And consonants are pointy leaves. I love metaphors!” – choir director again
“Or you can have leaves with chocolate between them if you like.” – choir director mixing the pointy leaves metaphor and another metaphor of a Kit Kat bar
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in July 15th, 2010 @ 22:10“You know what I learned from what you did? We’re a lot alike, you and I. You tested me; I tested you. You killed me; I killed – oh, wait. I guess I haven’t killed you yet. Food for thought…”
-GLaDOS in the Portal 2 demo
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in July 17th, 2010 @ 17:05“There’s a grassy field, and it’s littered with the bodies of dead samurai. I, too, am dressed like a samurai, and I am the only one left alive, so I draw the only logical conclusion and say, aloud, ‘I am the last samurai.’ But then behind me I hear a voice say, ‘Ah-ah-ah!’ I turn, and there is Tom Cruise, in full samurai armor. ‘I am the last samurai,’ he says. I try to correct him, but he walks over to a couch — I don’t know where it came from, but it is in the field now — and starts jumping up and down on it, saying ‘I AM THE LAST SAMURAI! I AM THE LAST SAMURAI!’ Then I look down and see an arrow sticking out of my chest, and that’s when I wake up.”
*I do not take credit for this. It magically appeared on my blog. (Well, not magically. Someone following me, posted it there. So….) But, I thought it was quite charming.
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fireandhemlock1996
in July 17th, 2010 @ 18:27That is EPIC.
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gingerkid
in July 17th, 2010 @ 18:30Gracias’.
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gingerkid
in July 17th, 2010 @ 18:35Btw- Sorry for posting under “gingerkid” and “ginerkid”. Just noticed. I’m sorry. It’s “gingerkid”.
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in July 17th, 2010 @ 18:41“So what did you have for dinner yesterday?”
“Food.”
“No way! Seriously?”
“Yup. Food.”
*deadpans* “If you were food, I’d steam you.”
“…What?”
“I think that’s Chris’s idea of a pick-up line.”
“Yeah.”
“No wonder he doesn’t have a girlfriend like Anthony does.”
“Anthony has a GIRLFRIEND?!?!”
“Yeah, remember he was talking on the phone and taking videos the other day? The videos were to send to his girlfriend!”
“NO WAY. STOP.”
*everyone dissolves into laughter*
-Jess, Chris, Anna, and I (at camp- camp friends)
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in July 17th, 2010 @ 21:37“Today we are going to learn about how the sun behaves. Fortunately, the sun is very well behaved.” – My astronomy professor.
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in July 18th, 2010 @ 13:54This happened at school this past year.
Classmate: “Do you know the Pokemon theme song?”
Friend: “Ask her, she does.”
Classmate: “Can you sing the Pokemon theme song?”
Me: “Which one?”
Classmate: “Uh, never mind.”
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in July 18th, 2010 @ 15:46Chase(I think, anyway):”The melanoma caused the coma.”
House: “That’s a catchy diagnosis, you could dance to that.”
-An episode of House, the name of which I can’t remember.
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KaiYves- Hail, Atlantis!
in July 20th, 2010 @ 15:31“There aren’t enough dinosaurs to make all the oil.” – MAPP.
“Shall we make a date for STS-135?” – Me. (Sadly, referring not an actual meeting, but a fan-fic crossover.)
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LittleBasementKitten
in July 20th, 2010 @ 16:23Mr. Ray: “Alright, kid, you can only get on if you answer a scientific question: what animal do you live in?”
Nemo: “I live in an anemenene…an anemenone…”–Finding Nemo
I love that quote…I always say “anemonenenemone” instead of “anemone”.
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Randomosity101
in July 20th, 2010 @ 16:42Ahem! It’s:
Mr. Ray “Well, Nemo, all new explorers must answer a science question.”
Nemo “OK.”
Mr. Ray “You live in what kind of home?”
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LittleBasementKitten
in July 22nd, 2010 @ 05:49I’m sorry. I haven’t watched it in awhile. *givess choklit*
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in July 22nd, 2010 @ 19:31Neither have I, I have a video-camera like memory. *eats choklit*
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in July 20th, 2010 @ 16:38“I hate it when two agreeable people are trying to decide where to go.”
“And then, everyone died. The end.”
“It’s a noodle, and it’s angry!”
“And I’ve had Jack’s Obsession stuck in my head all day! It’s starting to sound like [Randomosity101]’s Obsession!”
“And, by the way, CATFISH!!!”
“And why does Keiffer have such an awesome avatar?”
“Ooh! Zombies zombies zombies zombies zombies zombies-”
“I HATE typos!”
-These are all me, from the vacation to California I just returned from. (Bye, Cskia!)
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Randomosity101
in July 20th, 2010 @ 16:39AAAAH! HTML malfunction! That was NOT supposed to be itailisized!
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Randomosity101
in July 21st, 2010 @ 15:54I assume that was the HTML gnome or one of the GAPAs. Either way, thank you.
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gingerkid
in July 20th, 2010 @ 17:36A friend- “I like Lost”
Me- “I liked Lost”
A friend- “I like Buffy the Vampire Slayer ”
Me- “I liked Buffy the Vampire Slayer ”
A friend- “I like the Bachlorette”
Me- “What….wait. Seriously?”
A friend- “Nevermind….”
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in July 21st, 2010 @ 15:58Guy at the observatory last night: “So what do you do for fun, besides read about the moon landings?”
Me: “I’m a writer.”
Him: “A writer? Not a scientist?”
Me: “I like to tell stories. And this is one of my favorites…”
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in July 21st, 2010 @ 16:32“Why is everyone convinced that I’m a violent psycho?”
“Maybe because you are?”
“Haha, true.”
-me and Zach“THIS IS SPARTA!”
-Zeke“Your head looks funny sideways like that.”
-Zeke’s tshirt“You look funny with your head turned sideways like that.”
-a wallpaper that I have on my iPod Touch
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LittleBasementKitten
in July 22nd, 2010 @ 05:54I read that first quote as “violin psycho”.
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fireandhemlock1996
in July 22nd, 2010 @ 08:15Haha! What would a violin psycho be, anyway?
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in July 22nd, 2010 @ 10:59A pyscho…who plays the violin. Alternatively anyone who’s had less than three weeks of violin experiance…there’s a reason I didn’t practice…my family would have killed me.
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in July 22nd, 2010 @ 00:50“It must be weird to have the same name every day.” -Calliope, my awesome roommate
“I eat strawberry jelly alone in my room when nobody else is there.” -Melpomene, my fantastically homicidal new friend
“My other car is a robot.” -A button I saw
“(After an entire story about the feud between the humans and the destructive, homicidal robots, in which Yoshimi and a robot tentatively and fearfully fall in love) Yoshimi reached out to the robot, gently, and touched his cheek.
Then he cut her hand off.” -The short story teacher here
“The blender was discontent with its benign existence.” -A parody of the short story teacher here, from a parody of all the teachers done for our favorite teacher.
“(After a writer dies of a horrible disease, traumatically)…Gnarly. (Beat.) I want you… to… go back to your dorm and write a story about this experience. Use images, not abstractions. Make sure the conflict is clear. Minimum six pages.” -From the same parody
“Why is the blue guy floating?”
“Because it’s easier than standing on a box.” -Calliope and I, discussing Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen
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in July 22nd, 2010 @ 05:56“You think you feel silly, I’m carrying a jackalope into a lawnmower store.”
-Phineas and Ferb’s awesome mom (it made sense in the show)
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in July 22nd, 2010 @ 13:25“Pretty please?”
“The physical appearance of the please does not matter, the answer is still no.”-Gru, from Despicable Me. See that movie.
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Daisy*chain
in July 22nd, 2010 @ 17:12Oh, I love that movie. And that quote.
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Thanks For All The Fish42
in July 22nd, 2010 @ 19:57Oh, I remember that. Awesome quote.
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LittleBasementKitten
in July 26th, 2010 @ 05:45Oh, I loved that movie!
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in July 22nd, 2010 @ 19:03“Evil is just live spelt backwards.”
“Last night I dreamed I ate a three pound marshmellow, and when I woke up my pillow was gone.”
“LOVE… We think about it, sing about it, dream about it, lose sleep worrying about it. When we don’t have it, we search for it. When we discover it, we don’t know what to do with it. When we have it, we fear losing it. It is the constant source of pleasure and pain, but we can’t predict which it will be from one moment to the next. It is a short word, easy to spell, difficult to define, impossible to live without. Love doesn’t make the world go ’round. It’s what makes the ride worthwhile. You can look all over for love but you won’t find it because you can’t see love, you must feel it”
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Silver Lining
in July 23rd, 2010 @ 10:16I like the last one. Also, the first one reminds me of another of the Beautacious Kate’s endless supply of quotes:
Kate: *suddenly yells* VILLAIN IS LIVE BACKWARDS! Which is funny because villains kill people!
Me: Um…
Kate: I MEANT TO SAY EVIL.
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in July 23rd, 2010 @ 12:13Hahahahaha! Oh, Kate.
NSWAT – Love = Vole.
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in July 23rd, 2010 @ 21:38Not backwards, though.
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in July 22nd, 2010 @ 19:29-254 That movie was hilarious.
Agnes: “I like him, he’s nice.”
Edith: “But he’s kind of scary.”
Agnes: “Yeah. Like Santa Claus!”These are from a D&D game I played yesterday.
G: “This is like-”
Me: “Sparta?”
Everyone: *laughs*H: “So we’re going to battle a pink elephant in the corner?”
DM: “You’re going to laugh when you realise how close you are.”DM: “So you’re battleing animated sceletons and gauntlets. When I read that, I thought it was like a new kind of monster I hadn’t heard of, but no, it’s the gloves.”
H: “So what happens if you put on one of the gauntlets?”
DM: “You start strangling yourself.”Me: “So she’s purple, not pink.”
Me: “Look, it’s another sceleton with a Spartan helmet, wait, actually that’s a Roman helmet.”
DM: “If spiders can laugh, she’s laughing at you right now.”
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in July 22nd, 2010 @ 19:41Oh, I forgot one.
DM: “He’s the one who just came in. The one with the goatee.”
Me: “Oh, the one who looks like a monkey ninja.”
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in July 23rd, 2010 @ 10:21“‘It’s what I’ve always said,’ enthused Eddie. ‘Corporal Keene’s a great guy.’
‘I’m afraid I’m not [going to help you],’ said Keene.
‘It’s what I’ve always said,’ groaned Eddie. ‘Coropal Keene’s a rat.'”–Spy High: The Paranoia Plot by A.J. Butcher
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in July 23rd, 2010 @ 16:10Me: “I’ve lost my sunglasses.”
Friend: “Really? Are they cute?”
Me: “I’m looking for my sunglasses, and you want to know if they’re cute…?”
Friend: “Yes, I would. Otherwise I wouldn’t have taken the time to ask…”
Me: “Um, no. I actually kinda think they’re ugly.”
Friend: “Oh. You dropped them back at the car.”
Me: “How do you even know they’re mine?”
Friend: “You did say they were ugly right…?”
Me: “…”
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fireandhemlock1996
in July 26th, 2010 @ 08:44Ouch. That’s a fail on your friend’s part.
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in July 23rd, 2010 @ 18:51“Try to remember that we *are* talking about The Future here.” -Me, in a post on another site that I made years ago and only just rediscovered.
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in July 24th, 2010 @ 20:30These are quotes from not-recent Marine Biology camp. (In California.)
I: “I’m from Idaho.”
Me: “I live in North Carolina.”
I: “I guess you live farther away than me.”
L: “I live in Japan.”
I: *stares*
Me: “Seriously?”S: *reading writing on L’s arm* “‘I’m not a terrorist, I swear’?”
L: “Yeah my friend wrote it. I didn’t know she was going to, and I had to cover it up at the airport.”
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in July 25th, 2010 @ 19:54New thread?
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You Are Never Safe Without A Towel
in July 26th, 2010 @ 00:02When you say I’m beautiful I say “Yeah right,” but what I’m really saying is “Do you really think so?” When you say good job I say “Thanks” but what I’m really saying is “I love that you notice.” When you say we’ll be together forever I say “I hope so” but what I’m really saying is “I hope forever never ends.” When you say I love you I say “I love you too” but what I’m really saying is “never stop saying that.” When you say that I don’t care I say “Yes I do” but what I’m really saying is “I care for you more than you’ll ever know.”
(I love this one ^-^)
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fireandhemlock1996
in July 26th, 2010 @ 08:45Aww… that’s so sweet.
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