Saturday, 18 May 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
Sometimes spelled “Ko-konspiracy,” with an optional hyphen. By special request of kt the gr8.
Date: March 19, 2007
Categories: Fan Page / MuseBlog business, Nonrandom Craziness
FIRST POST!!! W00T!!
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now that i have (hehehe) gotten first post, what aspect of the ko-konspiracy shall we talk blog about?
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Oh. There is a kokonspiracy thread now. I though this was what Mostly Harmless was for. http://www.musefanpage.com/blog/?p=535 I just put the url in the medley thread, I think that was it. Would someone enlighten me as to how this thread differs from Mostly Harmless?
First post???
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Second post! (I think) So, what shall we plot today? *rubs hands together*
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That was kinda pointless…
So, yeah, if I’m correct about what we’re supposed to talk about, here, I officially declare myself a member of the Ko-konspiracy…KOKOPELLI FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!
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1 – I think we already know that.
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What is the Ko-konspiracy?
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6 – go read the HG2MB again, young grasshopper. it states the entire thing right in there.
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Never mind, I was fourth. xD
5-He should be the leading candidate for the 1337Pie party.
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1 – You’ve been warned.
5 – I think we are all members, right?
7 – by the way, who are you? I don’t think I’ve seen you before. *looks up on who’s here page* Oh! You’re ((criselephantine puddle = weirdalyankovic = countolaf =windfirewaterice = twilightswordsman = shadeslayer = Eragon Shadeslayer = Gaara of the Desert = Shino Aburame = Sasuke Uchiha = Naruto Uzamake = SoulForged = Lord of the Rings)) *pies new name*
So…what shall the Kokonspiracy be doing now?
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9-Yes, by posting here you are automatically bound to the Koko-Code For All Musers and HPBs.
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I repeat, what are we doing here that we aren’t at Mostly Harmless?
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11-I dunno. Maybe the Koko-Konspiracy is based around making Koko the president and Mostly Harmless is simply about taking over the world.
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Hm, this topic seems to be generating a certain amount of confusion. Which is good. Confusion suits our purposes nicely.
I can imagine that the difference between the Kokonspiracy and Mostly Harmless is like the difference between hardware and software. Or within software, between an operating system and a specific application program. But then, I can imagine a lot of things.
Anyway, it doesn’t matter what I think. I am but a humble operative. You’re the ones who are going to take over the world. I’m sure you’re more than capable of working it out for yourselves.
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13-I thought the ko-konspiracy was the same as “mostly harmless”. Well, whatever. Now we need to focus on the task at hand!!!!!!!!!
My title:
Hiding Always Watching Ko-unit (HAWK) i. e. The main spy for the Ko-konspiracy. If possible, it would be cool if all of the titles could end with "k" for Ko-unit. Anyway, people refer to me as "the HAWK", so now it will be my name AND my title! YAY! :D :D :D
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(14),
The Kokonspiracy is the organization; Mostly Harmless is the code name for its plan. Loosely speaking, they can be considered interchangeable. Proceed, Kokonspirators.
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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Fun fun. Lets take over the world. I think that the difference is that Mostly harmless doesn’t have a thread. And the Ko-konspiracy has one.
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so are we taking over the world or what?
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The HAWK will now give a report (see post 14 for definition of “HAWK” ) :
Not many people have designated their positions, but the plan has begun! Basically, anybody can join, and you can make your own title, as long as it does not have the same initials as someone else's. I think there should be a council, and cyber meetings should be held at least every day. The council should not be able to directly order anybody to do anyhting, but the members can build plans for the operators to use as they like. The general plan is the same for all, taking over the world, but people can create and execute plans of thir own choosing.
If you wish to join, please assert your position. You may be part of several groups at the same time (i. e. be a council member and an operative) if you so wish. You may step down at any time, or become another type of member. No elections are permitted; the entire mission should be accomplishable if people just work together.
That was The HAWK’s report. All content seems fair, but if you find otherwise, please post with such problems that may arise.
Signed,
The HAWK
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who lives in TEXAS ???????
we need to have one in texas!
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anybody at all?
please tell me!
thanks a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
once we know then plan one!
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OK, so the last plan devised and titled Mostly Harmless seemed to involve lots of genetically engineered rabbit things, and the US government. Are we here to discuss a new plan? Are there other parts of Kokonspiracy besides plans?
18- Great idea HAWK. I can’t think of a name though.
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Well, world domination doesn’t have to be the whole program. You could do other things, too. Charitable activities, for example.
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*kokonspires*
17- What else could we possibly be doing?
Excuse me as I meander around being generally sneaky and Muserly.
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Would making Koko president count as a charitable activity?
What should my codename be? Does it have to END in K or just have a K somewhere in it?
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I’d say that a lively and colorful third-party presidential campaign would be a public service at this point.
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25-Awesome! I call designing banners! Should I put hot pink bunnies on it or not…*ponders*
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26 – ooh! Can I help?
Anyone who can come to Muse, Pennsylvania…THF and I can go there any time!
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lets get this orgnised
1.build statue of kokopelli????????????
2. send letters/emails/phonecalls to important people
3. have a barbaque
4. order some smart pies?
5. play paintball
6. blackmail the russian gov. to give us weapons
7. rule the world (duh)
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i’m good at cloning!
we should totaly have a barbeque. like a comiccon orwhatnot but a barbeque. anyone from the province of the trillium.
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Um, as Kokomando 007, am I supposed to do something?
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Hold on… I’ll call my clone. (If you have been here since at least November, you should know that this is the one known as SupremeMuser2000’s Clone.)
(I like parentheses. )
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yes you shuld donate $30,0000,000000000,000,000,000
to the kokofoundation (my bank account)
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to take over the world we must first take over muse fane page.com
bu spamming (any where but here) go and spam !!!!!!!!
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Where is this alleged barbeque taking place?
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33-Wait…wouldn’t spam pies taste really bad?
34-Either the moon or Kokonino Country, probably.
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i can make a ko-kopelli statue!
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I know! I know!
Ooh, call on me!
Let’s all meet in the most exciting place in the world! Let’s go to…
Ohio!
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ok you all start and i will try to get
time square reaerved for the barbaque (yeah right)
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What should the posters have on them? I need suggestions!
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38-See if we can get Kokopelli’s face on the ball next New Years.
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dose any one know any valuble russian secretes?
black mail will work or just threats
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39-just threats nothing else will work
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42-Okay. I’ll put a bunch of threats on Poster #2. ^^
The election’s in ’08, right?
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Hey, GAPAs: Is it okay if I post links to a photo uploading site so people can see the Koko For President poster I made? Or is there some way to send it to you so you can put it up?
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Cat’s Meow, send it to gapa @ musefanpage.com (but type the address without the spaces).
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no not in 08′ inugrated in 08′ lected in 07′
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45-Thanks! I put it as an attatchment, right?
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40-face,newyears ??? what???
no on jluy 4th not many people should be there
but there is a chance if kokomando 007 donates there will be the face on the ball
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(47) Right.
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46-Really? Oh, great…I just put ’08 on the posters. I’m glad I asked.
48-We need to advertise as much as possible. Since everybody watches the ball drop on New Years, he would get a lot of publicity.
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Hey, wait…they get ELECTED in 08 and get inagurated in 09. I think. @_@
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when can i see this so called photo
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52-It’s just a poster that I made in about 15 minutes. Actually, 2 of them. It’s just a start to Koko’s campaign.
I e-mailed them.
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The election is in 2008. It just seems like it should be sooner, considering how much campaigning has already been going on.
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18 – here is my position, HAWK. Espionage, Photos, and Intelligence Ko-unit (EPIK)
Signed,
EPIK
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byby 4 now
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I think having a muse as president would be great (and ANYONE would be an improvement over our current esteemed idiot) but is kokopelli really our best option? i think Mimi would probably be best, and most of the others are good too. I think we should hold our Muse-party primary election to choose the best muse before we start campaigning too much.
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54-Yeah, we were talking about that in social studies the other day. Did you get the pictures?
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i just emailed all of my contacts! expect some new MBers!
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(57) emmatheduck, in an earlier discussion someone pointed out that Kokopelli and Crraw are the only Muses who meet the citizenship requirements.
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57-I second the motion! xD
59-YAY! *gets pies ready*
60-You’re right…Come on MBers, let’s find a loophole!
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How d you make those block-ish latters?
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i heart loopholes
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what happend to the bbq???????
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one party one winner one ruler of the world (me)
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60-oh. good point. And did crraw have any sort of exist before muse mag? because now that i think of it, you also have to be at least 35. So koko may be the only possible candidate then. too bad.
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apologies for possibility of double post, but i just noticed a humongous grammatical error in my previous post. I meant existence. Not sure what happened to the ence.
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EPIK, I’m glad to see somebody else made a K-title.
We don’t need weapons-we should “stick” with pies. As a Quaker, I would feel better if we used pies. They are effective, and then you can take the giggling, slurping prisoners to a tickling camp. kt-If you could make that Sockopelli, of course you can make a statue!
The HAWK’s report:
I think we should invade the South Pole first. I will do some spying around there to see where and when the best time to invade would be. For now, good night.
This has been the HAWK’s report. 
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66-Koko’s a good candidate…however…maybe we can propose Koko and Urania together as canidates or something! Koko’s born in the US, Urania’s over 35 (she’s a couple thousand, right?) Besides, it would be funny to see Urania and Koko together in the white house.
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WOA! When the page re-loaded after I clicked submit, and I saw the banner at the top! Who made that?
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70- It’s the mostly harmless musery logo. If you type musery into the search box at the top right, you’ll find a link to the page at cafe press where you can buy musery gear. BTW, Gapas, which one of you actually designed the logos?
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69-I think each presidential and vice-presidential candidate has to fulfill all the requirements, so Urania is unfortunately out. I guess our best bet then is koko for president, and crraw for VP if he’s old enough. Anyone know his age?
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I will be the Bizarrely Omnescient Orange Ko-unit (BOOK.) I research things while wearing orange.
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72-maybe crow years are different than human ones…
I shall be The Unnamed One. I will infiltrate the government, and encourage pie throwing and other Muse-ish practices. I am a master spy… (*looks sneaky*).
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(71),
Rebecca is the artist-GAPA.
For you newcomers, Julieb is talking about our online boutique, Musery Loves Company, katering to the kouture-minded Kokonspirator.
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73 – heh. nice.
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Alrighty then…
It looks like we have enough spies, so what do we need?
Hmmm…
I know! I shall be…
Hmmm…..
Yes! I shall be
HOOK: Head Of Operations Ko-Unit
I basically order everyone around. Savvy, then?
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So then…
as HOOK, I’m always open to suggestions…
the South Pole looks like a good place to start. HAWK, I want you to go scout it out. I’m afraid we’ll have to take over in December, though – it’s winter down there, soon, and it’ll be awfully hard to take over.
BOOK, I want you to research penguins and find out if we’re going to have any trouble when we take over. Find out about any and all fighting techniques they might use. I want to be prepared.
EPIK, I’m saving you for later. Truthfully, I don’t know what to do with you, but I’ll just save you for later.
Also, can we do bold instead of a different kind of text when we type our names? I don’t know how to do the different text with html. bold seems so much simpler.
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60 – But do they meet the age requirements? Is Koko 35 yet? (In Muse’s 10th anniversary Koko and Company, it states Koko is only 10!!!)
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78 – Right now in Antartica it’s too cold to snow. We wouldn’t have to worry about snow. (In december, we might.) We could start now and take over the colder parts later.
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(79),
He’s 10 in Muse Years, but the strip explained that that’s 10,000 in human years (“or something”). I’d say he’s plenty old enough.
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But that would mean he’d be 200 times older than most of the other candidates. Would he be too old?
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That’s for the voters to decide.
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HOOK, You can keep your title, and make plans and what not, but just keep in mind that you are not empowered to make all of the decisions. Some MBers may complain. Now, I think BOLD should be used for all of the titles, but I may keep using “code” for my reports. If you would like to know how to make code, you just type “code” between the angle brackets.
The HAWK’s report:
I thought if it was snowing it would be even easier to invade, as they wouldn't see us coming. I will scout out the area from the air, and then from the perimeter. We have to be careful which ice shelves we land on for an avalanch could swallow the entire team. Please keep other team members away from the area while I am scouting. HAWK out.
The HAWK
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78 – you can send me to our destination as a scout. i will blend in among the penguins (don't ask how), take photos, and record reports on their movements. find something else for HAWK to do.
Signed,
EPIK
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EPIK, I think I need to go first, to scout from the air, then you can take over on the ground. It's true I wouldn't blend in very well with the penguins, but for everybody's safety, I feel an above-ground viewing is vital. I hope this plan will work for you.
The HAWK
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I think, as long as he’s healthy enough to run for president, he can go ahead and run. I mean, he’ll be allowed to take office. Anyone can run.
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some one get some signatures
i declare myself the orginezer of this campaign
ok?
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ok said asdf
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I shall be agent KOOL:
K: Ko-Unit
O: Operative
O: Of
L: Lying, Graphic Design, Being 1337, and Whatever Else I Can Do To Help
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KOOL, Nice name, but ko-unit is at the begining. I guess that's OK, as long as ko-unit is in the name.
The HAWK
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Report from BOOK
Penguins are unable to fight. You will have more trouble from the leopard seals that will attack any invading ships. I recommend invading by air.
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92-Yeah, I figured as long as it’s somewhere it’s okay. What are you again? As in, your position?
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94- HAWK. ( Hiding Always Watching Ko-unit) I am currently circling 30,000 feet above the surface, as to avoid being spotted while typing this on my portable communicator (everybody here has one) ! I will report back soon...
The HAWK
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no.no,no
i am the head of oprations
you all will report to me in bolded font (learn how to yourself)
call me by the name: asdfk
hawk:get russian military secrets
book:book a bbq in time square and get koko’s face on the ball (new years
rest: complete othr objectives on list (28)
that is all 4 now
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97- Please stop saying you are the head of operations! Everybody should have a say of what we should do on this thread. There are no heads! There will be a council that everybody can join, but I think this thread should be equal.
Anyway, I am still looking around Antarctica, and will report in the morning. HAWK out.
The HAWK
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fine i will book publick events asdfk
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98-I agree. No leaders. Although, I think we should check with each other before doing anything drastic.
All right, agent KOOL heading out to check out the scene over in Arizona. I’ll see if we have any more koko fans down there.
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96 – Awesome, dude.
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The Unnamed One has returned. She has successfully infiltrated a place called skool. She goes there everyday, and she shall try to spread the word of Koko's greatness to the as of yet unenlightened masses.
Hmmmmm... must find another assignment.
I agree, no leaders. That would be really unfair if only one of us had power.
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Ok, I’m back…
As I was surveying the area, I noticed something strange. A lot of the scientists were leaving. They seem to leave when winter is nearing, meaning we shouldn't have trouble invading. I feel that Antarctica is a good place to land, for once we set up our camp, it will be really dark and snowy, making it hard for others to invade our camp! I can help people out of the area in the dark via radar and air transport, but for any attackers, invading will be virtually impossible! HAHA! YAY! I will continue searching for possible base camp spots, which of course you too will have a say in, and you are free to join the search now. I think the area is relatively safe now.
The Unnamed One- YES! Try to gather more operatives! Just try to be sure that they are serious about joining, and not coming as spies to report our plans.
HAWK out.
The HAWK
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currently hacking L-Seal computer system...done!! i have leopard seal plans and weaponry. very primitive. it appears that their plans are to attack and devour anything close enough, and their weaponry is "Teeth" and "Underwater Stalking Maneuvers". L-Seals will not be a problem if they can be avoided. keep an eye out for shadows under the ice. EPIK out.
EPIK
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I shall be NoName for now. What may i do to help? No leaders please.
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sorry, i need to figure out how to use bold.
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60. I have a loop hole! (I kinda skimmed the blog, if this has already been suggested, sry…)
as long as your parents are americas, you are a natural born american and can run for president… (I was born in Canada but because of American parents, am also American)
The way I see it Larry Gonick is the muses parent and he’s american (isnt he, if not we can find other parents)
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107-ROCK ON! Great job!
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107- Brilliant. Which muse would be best for president?
I’m looking up their profiles on the Internet. I live up to my name, because I’m researching while wearing orange!
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Kokopelli.
Muse of Tunes and Tricks. Not particularly helpful in the Oval Office.
Likes a good laugh. Could loosen up our government some. Heaven knows, it needs it.
Dislikes people with no sense of humor. Bad. He would pie half the cabinet in five seconds.
In his spare time he makes life interesting for his friends. Kind of neutral.
Bo.
Muse of Factoids. Could be useful to a President.
Likes chewing and staring into space. Not the best public image.
Dislikes arithmetic. Since when does the president have to do arithmetic?
In her spare time she chews and stares into space. All her time is spare time. She won’t have much spare time as President, so she could get irritable.
Crraw.
Muse of bad poetry. Heck, most presidential campaign speeches are bad poetry.
Likes the sound of his own voice. At last, a president who won’t fall asleep during his speech.
Dislikes Pwt. As long as she isn’t on the cabinet, this will be fine.
In his spare time he composes lyrics. He’ll write his own speeches.
Chad.
Muse of Hardware. Not much of that as President.
Likes messing around with equipment. He won’t get much of a chance at that in the White House. Not good.
Dislikes missing spare parts. The government has too many spare parts if you ask me.
In his spare time he builds proton accelerators. The Presidency could use a genius.
Urania.
Muse of astronomy. She could do wonders for the space program.
Likes ideas, the crazier the better. Most presidents come up with crazy ideas.
Dislikes inconvenient facts. Our economy is one big inconvenient fact. Not good.
In her spare time she does math problems. She could work out the probability of new laws being beneficial.
Pwt.
Muse of Animals. That isn’t very relevant in the Oval Office.
Likes outsmarting birds. Bad news for the air force.
Dislikes dishonest people. Good. Less leaks in secrecy.
Worries about everything. The president has to do that anyway.
Whew. *wipes sweat off brow* More later. In the meantime, compare their merits.
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I my codename is Ms. Towk.
It stands for: Mad Scientist taking over world Ko-konsprirator
I will use advanced genetic modification to bring the Hot-Pink bunnies to life! They will be Kokopelli’s army!!!! Muahahahaha!!!!Hahaha!! be afraid! Be very afraid!
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asdfasdfasdf asdfasdf
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Attention all Chicago Musebloggers! Skipper would like to plan a Kokonvention for the first week of April, when she will be there for her Spring Break. Please help. I don’t know anything about Chicago.
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Today we had to right diary entries in spanish. The subject was “What is you plan for your life?” (we’re learning the future tense) At the end of mine, I wrote: “I will take over the world with my army of [hot] pink bunnies.” Hopefully, it will thoroughly confuse my teacher.
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Well, at least you were honest. How do you say “I will take over the world with my army of pink bunnies” in Spanish?
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112 – There’s always the random thread…
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muahahahaha!!!!
I have been able to flip a genetic switch in arctic hares by placing them in hot pink cages, thus making them need to blend in with their enivronment thus making them HOT PINK!!!!
Of course, they are already suited to freezing cold temperatures (as they are arctic hares) and will soon be ready for the South pole invansion
Muhahahaahaha!!!!!
P.S. If you need hot pink bunnies with special requirements, (i.e. fangs) just notify me.
-Ms.Towk
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113-Nope, sorry. I wish I could, though.
114-Once we had a substitute teacher and had to write about our favorite animal. I wrote about hot pink bunnies.
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113 – when during spring break? i’m going 2 b there from March 31 to April 1st. one time, one day. i’m taking the Amtrak from South Bend to Chicago. maybe all of us MBers in Chicago could meet at the Cheesecake Factory?
EPIK out.
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Ms. TOWK! Good work. Pink is good; we will be able to see them easily with our "briiyt liiyts"!!!!!!!! hahahahhah!!!!! MWAAAHAHAHAHAAHHA!!!!!! I think we are ready to invade! The invasion will begin this afternoon, as soon as all of our operatives report after their schooling, which has not "saved" them from trying to invade the world! MWAHAHAHAH!!!! Yes, I have picked several landing spots, and we can use the scientists' snow caves for resting! YA YA YA!!!!! YAY! W00T!!!!!!!
HAWK out.
The HAWK
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Is everybody ready to begin the invasion? I have packed all of the camping and exploring gear, and am ready to set off! We should leave as soon as possible, so gather anything you want to take with you, Ms. TOWK, get the bunnies, and we should be all set!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
HAWK out.
The HAWK
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Ms. Towk reports:
I am writing this while held captive in Study Hall. I will escape soon, my friends, soon!!!!
I have fitted each of the hot pink bunnies with parachutes. They will be ready to be dispatched by helicopter to the south pole at any time!!!!!!
Muhahahahaha!!!! Hahaha!!!
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P. S.:
I will be ready at 4:00 california time (not sure what that is in MuseBlog time)
– Ms. Towk
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Okay… So I’m here. SM2K said you peeps were in need of a clone. NEVER FEAR! I IS HERE!!! Obviously she’s the smart one.
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Clone- Well it took you long enough. 3 days. Gosh. Oh, and I AM the smart one. 
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Ms. TOWK, I think the blog is on central time, because that's where the Muse offices are. Parachutes=good idea. I=ready. heeheehee! :lol: So according to my clock, changing for Pacific time, You will be here in approximatley 20 minutes. Alrighty, I will make an announcement in bold for all roughly skimming the blog:
ATTENTION!!!!!!! ALL OPERATIVES NEED TO REPORT NOW FOR THE EXPEDITION/INVASION THING. WE ARE ALMOST READY FOR LAUNCHING. TRANSPORT WILL BE VIA HELIOCOPEETERS AND AYERPLAYNEEZ. PLEASE ASK QEUSTIONS NOW. GATHER YOUR GEAR. WE ARE ALMOST READY.
I REPEAT, WE ARE ALMOST READY FOR LAUNCHING. IF YOU ARE AN OPPERATIVE, PLEASE PREPARE. IF NOT, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO JOIN, BUT STAY WITH THE GROUP.
WE ARE GOING TO THE ANTARCTICA TO INVADE AND SET UP COMMANDING POSTS AND A HOME BASE.
Thank you for reading, and have a nice trip.
Lets go!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
HAWK READY.
The HAWK :D :D :D
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I am here!!!!!!!
The bunnies are ready, carrying all necassary to make their camp. Just say the word!!!!!
-Ms. Towk
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ALLRIGHTY, I don’t know if the others are coming, so lets go!!!
AN ANOUNCEMENT!!! MS. TOWK AND I HAVE LEFT FOR ANTARCTICA!!!!! IF YOU WANT TO COME, PLEASE COME NOW SO YOU WILL BE ABLE TO CATCH UP. WE WILL BE LEAVING POSTS ANOUNCING WHAT WE ARE SEEING.
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I am running to the airport, it is very close to the prison camp I have been held captive at called SKOOL
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Wait- a plane flies overhead. I blow my bunny wistle and the HPBs come running. They stack ut, one atop the other, till the top one hitches onto the plane. I climb up, and they swing up after me.
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SUCCESS!!!! the plane reads South Pole Airlines. I climb up and break in through one of the backmost windows- the plane is almost empty due to a lack of tourism because antarctica is slowly melting away due to global warming
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DO YOU READ ME, HAWK?
I will pour my superdeeduper speeder-upper gasoline into the feul tank of this plane, and we will reach antartica in only a few minutes, but not untill I know you are ready for invasion. Plus I need the exact coordinates of the camp site. (or I can find a suitable location once we reach the vicinity of the pole)
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I am currently going at narmal plane speeds to South Pole Airport. I must leave now however, my hand held web-wizard is running out of batteries. Will be back asap once I can solarly charge it again……
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Sorry, I was eating dinner. I am now at the camp site. Use your comunicator to locate my position, and zero in. I have already stolen that snow mole that was in Muse a few months ago, so we can build snow caves. We are ready!!!!!!!! ahahahahh!!!!!!!! YAYAYAYAYY!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I have to get off now. I will return in the morning! :lol:
HAWK out.
The HAWK :D :D :D
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This seems to be mostly imaginary… not that there’s anything wrong with that.
BOOK’s Report
OK, we're conquering Antarctica. My research shows that there is a system of geothermally heated caves in Ellsworth Land, Antarctica that would make a suitable base. Many minerals are accessible, as well as tasty, nutritious mushrooms and blind cavefish for food and/or war pies. Antarctica is a good place to start conquering the world, as nobody will know about us.
My research also shows that penguins' brains are very receptive to electrical signals. With simple electrode caps, we can have an army of millions of flightless waterfowl under our command. We could feasibly control the shipping lanes of the entire Southern Hemisphere.
BOOK out.
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123 –
Pacific Time: Museblog clock’s ahead 2 hours of your clock
Mountain Time: ahead 1 hour
Central Time: right on clock!
Eastern Time: behind 1 hour
Dunno about other times. Don’t have a time zone map with me handy…
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I have finally loaded my hand-held webmaster with one of the itty-bitty reading lights over the seats, and have poured in the superdeeduper speeder upper. I am currently circling the area specified in BOOK’s report. Now the HPB’s are double checking their backpacks- tents, water purification tablets, flashlights, emergeny freeze-dried carrots- oh, goodness gracious HPB2156 has forgotten his helmet…. good thing I have a spare…
PREPARING FOR LAUNCH!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
-Ms. Towk
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(119) I don’t know. April 1 is the first full day I’m going to be there, so it might be difficult to plan with the people I’m staying with. But we might make it work.
GAPAs, could you possibly post an announcement calling kiki, Queenie and all the other Chicago MBers who met in the previous kokonvention, seeing as they’re experienced in planning one?
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The HPB’s are curently being dispatched from the airplane!!!!!! Some are already pitching their tents and hunting down mushrooms….
I will join them once I plot this plane back on course for the South Pole Airport. The pilots, stewardesses, and few passengers have been sleeping due to my sleeping gas, while I wore a gas mask and the HPB’s are immune.
MUAHAHA!!!!!
– Ms. Towk
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I have returned!!!! But only for a brief time. 136-Oh, I forgot there is a mountain time too. I keep accidentally thinking there is only eastern central and pacific. Mountain time is between central and pacific, if I am understanding this correctly. Hmmm…
I will be back here tommorow morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope all of our operatives will too. For now, HAWK out.
The HAWK
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115- Well, I’m not a very good languages student, so I probably said “tomaré el mundo con mi militar de conejos rosas” , though I am informed by my automatic translater that it should be ” Asumiré el control del mundo con mi ejército de conejitos rosados calientes” Oh well, I’m dropping spanish next year in favor of latin. It’s such a pretty languagel, and no matter what you say it sounds intelligent.
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138- Yeah, me and VF might be able to make it this time. We’re going to be gone from tomarrow to the 28th, I believe, which doesn’t really overlap with when you are going to come so it would be fun…
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I am typing this while seated comfortably in my recently heated tent. Thank you, BOOK, for informing me of the geothermal vents-I have succesfully made my tent over a small fissure that is exuding pleasantly hot steam. my closest HPB’s (The first 100 succesfully hot-pinked) are building headquarters, with sleeping and living areas for my fellow operatives on the 2nd floor. I would like to continue with brainwashing penguins and controlling trade routes ( as suggested by BOOK), but I do not think I have the authority to do so alone. Fellow operatives, join me at Antarctica base camp ASAP.
Ms. Towk OUT
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Wot’s the Kokonspiracy?
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(144) It’s everything involved with our plan to take over the world, Mostly Harmless
(142 JS) OK, cool. So, what do we have to do? Are parents are supposed to contact the GAPAs or something, right?
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Alright, so I understand that we have taken over. 
We should rest for a bit in our caves. Want me to dig more? Remember I stole the snow mole!!!!! 
MWAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!!!!!! 
YAYAYYAYAYAYAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAYYAYAY!!!!! heehehehh!!!!! 
ahahahh!!!!!
I am in cave #24, so if we should want to have a meeting, it could take place in my large cave, with a radar and shield. AHAHAH!
The HAWK
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OOPS, I used the wrong smilie. I meant to use 
, not . Sorry!!!!
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I WILL BE AWAY FROM THE BLOG FROM APPROXIMATELY 12:00 NOON BLOG TIME THROUGH AROUND 7:00 P.M. BLOG TIME.
Thank you for your time. This has been an anouncement for the other opperatives. please do not invade other places or do anything exciting while I’m gone.
Also, if you didn’t already, please answer my poll. Thanks!
Hawk out.
The HAWK
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Since everyone’s talking about Kokonventions, I’ll post my “places” list. I haven’t updated it…but here’s what I have.
Chicago land
Violetfire
Jadestone
Penty
Queenie
Kiki
Jugglebug
Pennsylvania land
THF
Purple Panda
SM
Bluemorpho’s ghost
Washington land
M&M
California land
Prarilius Canix
Emmatheduck
Nerdz_r001
GAPA!
Minnesota land
E~A
DC Land
Em
Julieb
GAPA!
Ohio land
Ebeth
Shadowkat (says can make it to ohio)
[And Panda and THF go there in the summer for a week]
New England Land
Darth Yoda
Quintessentia
Admiral Penguin
Michigan land
Emogrl
Shadowkat
[Panda and THF go there for a few months every summer as well]
Carolina Land
GAPA!
England Land
GAPA!
Texas Land
SupremeMuser2000
Switzerland Land
Frigid Symphony
Oklahoma Land
The Insane Blue Sage
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oooooh ad me to CA…I live near [snip]
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I will be TSG-K. G-class Ko-unit and trainee spy. What happened to post 96?!
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149 – You can add me to California.
For a Kokonvention, does anybody live sort of around
[snip! too small a town for publication on the blog. Let’s say “Northern California” instead. — Rosanne]
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Report from BOOK
I have a plan to divide the world up into provinces after we've conquered it.
Kokopelli Land- Southwestern United States, Central America, South America
Crraw Land- Rest of N. America
Urania Land- Europe
Bo Land- Former Soviet republics, western Russia
Aeiou Land- Rest of Asia, eastern Russia
Chad Land- All of Africa west of the Great Rift Valley
Pwt Land- All of Africa east of the Great Rift Valley, the Middle East
Mimi Land-Australia, the Oceanic isles
Antarctica will serve as our base of secret operations. Iceland will be capital of the world. What do you think?
BOOK out.
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An experiment in disguise. Sorry, GAPAs.
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Didn’t work at all.
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153 – What about Feather’s land? (He’s my favorite Muse) 
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152 – I live more than an hour away from Santa Rosa! But whatever. Is it the rules of MuseBlog that you can’t post the name of a small town, even if you don’t live in it?
Northern California seems a bit vauge. We’d probably have a heck of a time trying to find each other.
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Funny. They let the city name go this time…
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(158) Probably because in your first comment it sounded as if it might be the town in which you live. Your subsequent statement clarified that it is not.
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*Ko-konspires*
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Oh gosh. I completely forgot Feather.
Correction to BOOK’s Report
Feather Land- The Middle East and India.
BOOK out.
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BOOK’s Report
My POFF is coming in for a landing in Ellsworth Land. Dang, it's cold... I can't wait to get into the geothermal caves. I brought my entire research library on disk, as well as some emergency provisions and construction materials.
BOOK out.
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157, 159: Actually, davidude made it clear in his original comment that he didn’t live in the unnamed small town — just nearby. I know “Northern California” is vague. But in the interest of safety I like it that way.
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149 – I live in Texas also. When I’m not in Denial.
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164-Where’s Denial?
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Message to all mostly harmless operatives:
As HAWK mentioned, center of operations will be in cave #24.
I have situated myself in cave #27.
Mess Hall is cave 65, but unless you want to spend all your desserts eating freeze dried carrots, the operatives’ dining room is in cave 34.
BOOK: if you don’t object, I have set up a research center in cave 38, which has some computers I brought with me as well as a few books (not many- I coudnt take the entire library onto the plane!)
Ms. Towk OUT
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NO!! I HAVE BEEN SNIPPED!!!!! OH THE SHAME!!!!!
well, let’s just say I am about an hour and a half from San Fransisco. Is that ok, GAPAs?
[Barely. You’re allowed to say which state you’re in, and even which part of the state (northern, southern, etc.). If you live in a metropolitan area of a million or more people, you’re even allowed to name it. But let’s not turn the blog into a game of Twenty Questions, OK? The fact is that everybody on the Web can read your posts, and we don’t want them to get too precise a fix on MBers’ whereabouts. –Robert]
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167 – Interesting. I live about 2 hours away from San Fransisco. We might live really close to each other!!! (Of course, if you live that far south of SF and I live that far north [hypothetically] , we might not live very close at all.)
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The population of California is almost 40 million. There are probably thousands of people with my name in California. And in the relatively small town that I live in I know of at least 10 people with my name. One is even close to my age and has the same last initial as I do! Chances ‘o some psycho adult comin after me is pretty low. Though it is pretty scary that any psycho adult from Germany to Iceland to China to Argentina to Zimbawee to Austrailia could look at my posts and say “heh heh i think i’ll get that kid”
Correction to post 168: I looked at a map and I’m even farther away than that.
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This thread seems to have drifted into a Kokonvention thread.
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149-Add me to “Washington land”.
170-More like a “where do you live” thread.
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I live in the L.A. area. that’s allowed, isn’t it? L.A. is big, and i’m not even saying i’m in LA city, just that general area. PLEASE let that through. Does anyone else live aroud there more or less?
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Yes, you’re allowed to name your city if it’s in a metropolitan area with at least a million people. (Wikipedia lists them here.) I’ve just added a footnote to make that clear in The Rules.
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165- right between Regret and Procrastination.
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173 – Wow! I just found out Pittsburgh (where I live) has a population of 2 million! I didn’t know we had that many people. It really doesn’t seem like Pittsburgh has that many people…
I wonder how many people live in Muse, PA. *googles.* If the source I was using was correct, they have about 30,000.
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Hmmm… I wonder why they chose this thread? Well, I’m not going to even say what country I live in. I guess I’m just scared or something. Well, back to the ko-konspiracy!!!!! (Not so scary because we are the ones invading!)
I suggest we have a meeting in cave #24 as planned. There we can draw maps of invasion strategies. OPERATERS? PLEASE TAKE NOTE. THIS IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT! Thank you.
HAWK out.
The HAWK
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176- I will be able to join the meeting untill….hmmm….anytime in the next 2 1/2 hours. Or I might not. Hmmmm….
-Ms. Towk
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177-We can hold the meeting tommorow afternoon if you prefer. Just let me know.
HAWK out.
The HAWK
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152-OOH! ME!!!add me to CA
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ok i will come too!
i’ll bring sockopelli!
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173- Mine’s on there, but is not over one million. Drat.
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180-Yes, he could help (plus he’s cute)! Ok, does anyone want to have a meeting, or are we all too sad about the future of the blog in general? I certainly am… *um, er, um, hum, hmmm, sigh*
The Concerned HAWK 
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Ms. Towk is in.
I will be checking on the blog 5:40 (central/museblog time) which is just about when I get out of school and to the library. If we are to hold a meeting, I would be able to attend around that time, and perhaps until 6:40 (no gurrantees)
Thanks!
Ms. Towk OUT
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183-Looks like by the time that was moderated, it already was 5:47! Well, I have to go in a minute, but I am available until about 7:30- 8:00 blog time in the morning. I hope we can get enough people together to have a meeting in cave #24.
For now, HAWK out.
The HAWK
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Hey does anyone else live near [snip]Ha Ha Ha, I just snipped my own post.
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173- GREAT!!! I live near San Francisco. Anyone else?!
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Larry Gonick lives in San Francisco, and Rosanne lives in the Bay Area.
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Ok, I really want to meet with some Chicago-land Musers when I go there next week! How about if we choose a cafe and all bring our adults along (in my case it will be my 35 year old cousin)? Please could I get a reply here?
GAPAs, could you perhaps post an announcement letting all the Chicago musers know of my plan?
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whooops…. except I can’t come to any Kokonspiracy meetings on tuesdays. I have singing lesons on tuesdays. Sorry!
-Ms. Towk
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Ah. My friend and I made ‘Mostly Harmless’ devices. I am now obsessed with ‘Mostly Harmless’.
I think my classmates are scared of me.
I live NEAR St. Paul (Minnesota). Add me to Minnesota, please!
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187-REALLY?!
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187-But you live in Washington DC, right? How did people so far from each other organize together to form a blog on central time? You guys must have been friends before you all moved around. *is interested about the GAPAs and what they do when not being nice to us*
Hey, why don’t we have a thread where the GAPAs can talk about what they’re up to, and we can send in compliments to them?
The HAWK
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Something like another “Ask the GAPAs” thread? Hm… Good idea.
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add wisconsin land for me
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i think for tactics we should focus on countries with really horrible dictatorships and get the people there all stirred up so they will get rid of their dictator and join our army
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my code name will be WEED
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196- Um, what does WEED mean? And it doesn’t have a K in it. Your name must have a K in it, and the letters must be the first letters of words indicating your position/job on the team. If you don’t wish to become thoroughly involved in meetings and such, please DO NOT choose a title or post saying something rather pointless in the middle of our imporrtant disscusions and cyber-meetings. Thank you.
OPERATIVES!
Now, in code font, I am posting about our meetings. Ms. TOWK et. al. , when should we meet in cave #24? I will be available tommorrow morning up to *calculates to blog time* about 7:30 or 8:00 a. m. , and from, er, say 'bout 3:00 to 5:00 ish p. m.
Le Faucon :D :D :D
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ok im officialy*is to lazy to do bold and doesnt know how anyways*Agent Ko-unit
And
Person
Playing
Apples to Apples(such a fun game)
or Agent KAPPA byt ya ok koko you rock!!!!!!!!!w00t w00t um ya!ok bye now oh yaP.S.
Rawr beacause i said so… Version 2!
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How do I join?
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aloha.
so are we conspiring against Koko or for him?
(for him of course! :p)
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A bit of weird spamish-po-poing going on. You join by making an acronym with a “K” in it for Ko-unit. My name is HAWK (it was easy for me to make a name with a k!) for “Hiding Always Watching Ko-unit”.
200-Of course!
Ms. TOWK ??????
The HAWK :D :D :D
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197-AgentKOOL won't be available any time tomorrow, sorry. In fact, I won't be available again until next Friday. You guys just hold the meeting without me and I'll read up on it when I get back.
198-Apples to Apples owns.
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BOOK’s Report
We now have conquered Antarctica. I think it is a disputed territory, with several countries all saying that it's theirs. I will find out which countries will be angry with us for taking it over.
BOOK out.
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BOOK’s Report
Bad news. Ellsworth Land lies in the claims of Argentina and Chile. We'll be getting word from South America pretty soon. Oh well. More to conquer.BOOK out.
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af erfds *static* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGh!!
*crackle*
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Agent KAPPA in,
i have found a perfect plan, but ill need ms.towk’s help with it.What we do is: ms. Towk will create some special folding(see human*hemhem*or bunny origami article)HBPs and put them into the “peep”boxes that had the pink bunys.then when they unsspectingly eat them the bunnys will commando style up to thier brain and fit in the wrinkles and start expanding and constantly be mind-controlling or spying or sending urges to decorate thier house with litle kokopeli stautes and worship them daily for an hour or somthing like that.ok?
Agent KAPPA out.
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206–hmmmmmm……
I will try to work on that. It will be difficult. Very deef-eeee-cult…
LIST OF THING TO DO TO BUNNIES TO MAKE THEM PEEP-LIKE
1. Make them foldable
2. sugar-like coating
3. marshmellow odor
4. low oxygen intake (kinda airless in those plastic and cardboard boxes they put peeps in)
Muahahahahaha…
-Ms. Towk
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This is my first time posting a blog, but I think that we should spread our domination to the Musers who just read the mag. That way we can turn them into MBs and have more special forces in case the hpbs get overthrown!!!!
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fvsk *STATIC*
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i like static:P anyways huury pls we have to do by easter or the number of our minions will go way dooown 
:0 i like smilies ok bye now :0
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Trukai is right. We must hurry up and get those HPBs Peep-anized! But Trukai, there is one problem- the HPBs keep on licking the sugar we put on them off! We could get Aerial HPBs because they are just heads and can’t use their arms to lick it off, but I am nervous!!!!!
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207-Great Idea! Now whenever I want to eat peeps I dont have to go to CVS and wait in a hundred mile line.
Password to Anywhere You Want to Go-I SAID to LET ME IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And make sure to use all of those 15 exclamation marks or they will throw you out. All Hail Koko.
Agent No One In Particular OUT!!! *static fizz*
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maybe we could have kokopelli’s head carved into mt. everest…
then we could carve the moon into a pie…yes…that would be nice.
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oh well-Easter is tomorrow. Guess the Peeps Plan won’t work.
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you plpls are liiike omy gawd and im like no way and everyboidy liike omy gawd i ant believe thet shie said the hesaid theshe said that ansd when i hear d i was just like well thats jiust like umm liike not coolio y’know yo tuh!yaaa
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208-Sounds good. Next problem: how do you get them to MB?
213-If we make him prez we can get him on Rushmore.
215-What?
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We write multiple letters to Muse, hope they publish them and tell them to get over here or else we will PIE THEM!
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wow nobodyhas posted here in a long time um ya im teling the people At my school about muse mag and the serios ones about the mostly harmless and ocasianally i lok up at the sky and say:
“My life will be complete if only i had a sheet of hot-pink-bunny stickers!”
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GAPAs! Please! We need a new Kokonspiracy thread. No one posts on this anymore.
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yay! It’s not closed down! I’ll join. What are the dastardly plans so far?
Yes, you’re all just saying, “read the thread.”
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No one posts here anymore! WE NEED A NEW THREAD!
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Yea. And we were close to 300 posts anyway.
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Here’s an old idea for taking over the world:
202. Prarilius Canix ?|? February 3rd, 2007 at 5:08 pm
HTTOTWITESANHO (acronym secret)
1. Make an issue of Muse explaining Mostly Harmless and bringing other Musers over to our cause
2. Hire an unscrupulous genetic researcher
3. Have him put together an animal that has mostly rabbit genes, but is ferocious as a wolf and has the fur pigment of a rainforest orchid, plus pheromones that make humans giddy and unfocused on tasks
4. Clone this animal 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times
5. Wait for them to grow to full size
6. March on Washington DC with animals in front line
7. Seize control of Senate, Supreme Court and Presidency
8. Pull US army out of all places where we’re fighting
9. Use surplus money to construct massive, nutritious, delicious, rocket-powered pies in space
10. Deliver an ultimatum to world; surrender, or pie
11. Fire massive pies at resisting countries’ governmental centers, thus rendering them leaderless and without famine at the same time
12. Use loyal followers gathered in Step 11 by ending hunger to crush any remaining resistance
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Sounds good! When do we start?
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I should give myself a title. I will think about that.
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Step One should be a starting point. GAPAs, will you petition the Muse staff to put in an article about Mostly Harmless? No, the editors wouldn’t agree.
I know!
Why don’t we “send in” a letter to Q&A under an assumed name, asking what Mostly Harmless is, and then Robert and Rosanne can answer it, giving the URL for MuseBlog and a teaser for our secret plans. That’s step 1 taken care of.
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Oh, yes! What shall the name be?
I still don’t know what my name is… I’m thinking about it.
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PLEASE COME TO THIS THREAD!!!
I did that because it looks like not many people come here anymore. Wait!!! I’ll check the don’t forget these threads thread. Hold on… 
The HAWK
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How about Rebecca Baker? A common enough name, but for those who know, it is a tribute to our other two Admins.
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I came to this thread now bye
*skips off*
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Yeah! *grins* Let’s see, it should say something like this:
“What does ‘mostly harmless’ mean?” – Rebecca Baker, age (?)
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(231) She could be 11 in honor of my shoe size.
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(231),
I’m not sure it would work. Remember, you’re dealing with the Q&A columnists who actually told a questioner the air speed of an unladen European swallow.
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You did? Wow. What was it?
And you’re in on it too.
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Ooh! This is cool! But unfortunantly, R&R may want to reserve their space for intelligent questions, not pleas asking for free advertising.
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WHAT! You’re joking!
That was sarcasm, which can be a bit hard to get across over the internet. We’ll find a way. (To take over the world, not to portray sarcasm over the internet. Well, that too, but not right now.)
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Then let’s make another draft of it.
“I have heard rumors that there is a conspiracy to take over the world which is somehow associated with Muse. Is this true? Rebecca Baker, age 11.”
It’s practically the GAPAs’ ← sarcasm → duty to purge Muse of undeserved rumors, and who can blame them if they accidentally let some details about the conspiracy itself slip? ← /sarcasm →
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“A. Absolutely true, Ms. Baker. And you’re part of it. –Robert”
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We’d have to shorten it to Rebecca B.
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We can’t just ask if this is true. We have to ask what it is about. You know, like “Is it true that Muse is associated with a conspiracy to take over the world? If so, what is it about?” Rebecca Baker, age 11
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Hmm, you’re right.
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I like the draft in post 240. Perhaps we can wait for the next April issue to publish it. On April Fools Day, She Who Must Not Be Named might be more lenient about ridiculous questions.
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No, that will take too long! Sorry, but I AM IMPATIENT! We need it NOW! (har!)
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Very well. We can send it in immediately. A few minor tweaks.
“Is it true that Muse is associated with a conspiracy to take over the world? If so, can you give me some details?” Rebecca B., age 11
Response: “This is not true. Nuh-uh. Nope. Not true. And more details are certainly not available at http://www.musefanpage.com/blog, Muse’s unofficial website.”
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244- Sounds good. But will the GAPAs respond as we would like them to?
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We might be able to do it for April. Depending on the Editor’s whim. Or should that be whimsy?
Something I’ve been wondering about: Are the HPBs agents of the Kokonspiracy? Or do they seek to destroy it?
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24- Gosh, I have no idea.
The editor picks the Q and A questions?
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244 – If I saw that in the Q&A column, I would get suspicious as to if that was all pre-arranged. It would be great publicity for the blog, though.
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HPBs are agents of the Kokonspiracy. Though I personally don’t like them, their contribution is important, so I won’t complain.
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I am an operative of Mostly Harmless, or anyway, I help make and exucute plans. No… i’ll be a spy! I’ll report my family’s doings and… no. I’ll… WHAT ARE the positions i can get and what do they do?
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How do I do “typewriter” text, or whatever it’s called? Like the HAWK’s report in post 18?
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Type “<code>” before the text and “</code>” after it.
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251- Typewriter text is done like this whatever you choose to write except no spaces.
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What! I put spaces! Why did it do that?!
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code for typewriter=t? testing, testing
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This is how you make typewriter:
[code]supercalifragilisticexpialidocious[/code] but you don’t have to write supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and instead of these [ ] you use these .
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:leftarrow:
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That didn’t work. To make code, you hold down “shift,” hit the comma key, take your finger off “shift,” type “code,” hold down “shift” again, hit the period key, type the text you want to be in code font, and repeat the earlier steps, except that you put a slash before “code” and don’t write the text.
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Agent Donaldo in
Sorry I have not been able to post in a while. Fill me in. Are we still on the Q & A idea? I hope so. That was a good idea.
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259- So far as I know we are.
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What are the positions I can get in the Kokonspiracy?
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Hey, what happened to the kokommandos?
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the q&a idea was good. Someone send it in!
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Okay, who wants to do that? I will, but only if no one else wants to, because it wouldn’t work to have three people all send in the same message.
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253-258- Or just look at post 252.
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I dunno, guys. We’d get another huge flood of newbies…
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I like the q&a idea. So, it’ll be next April, then?
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266- Is that a bad thing?
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268 – Wondering the same thing.
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I WANT TO KNOW WHAT POSITIONS I CAN GET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What’s the kokonspiracy? *googles* Whoa! How’d you get all those nations on that one site? Can I get there from here? How do we take over the world?
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well, let me use my creative imagination….
OOO!! I KNOW!!! every human under the age of 18 will, at a predetermined time, march unstoppably to Washington D.C. and take over the White House!! NUMBERS!!! UNSTOPPABLE NUMBERS!! Then, it’s only a matter of time till we can dominate the entire world!!!! BWA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!
Wait — i sound like a sick, twisted cartoon villain……
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Simple. An army of hpbs arre used to banish every nation’s leader to… Mars!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, Mars!!!!!!!!
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new topic:
HOW DO YOU START A NEW THREAD?!?!?!?!?
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274- You don’t. You request a thread from the GAPAs, and if they feel like it, they make one. If they don’t think there would be enough demand, don’t want to go to the trouble at the moment, etc., then they don’t make one.
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274- Only the administrators can do that.
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Hmm… I think I will begin turning my various acquaintances into Musers, so they can aid us.
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277- I did that with C++darkmage and the Gimanator.
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ok agent kapa is back sorry havent been here for so long um ya i got a couple of girls at my school in but i think there just interested in the hot pinks : idea : um ok bye peeps i got to go now i like the rebeca b thing a lot!see ya thursda i think
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did i miss something???
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thank you, alice and prarilius canix. now, down to business. i am seriously part of the kokonspiracy. (do i get to obsess everyone with muse so kokopelli can take over?) i have always wanted to take over the earth. i have been in about 3 other ways to take over, but they were all 1.pointless and 2.impossible to carry out. now i can do it for real! murahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
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281 is the last post in the recent comments bar. What do the GAPAs think they can have dinner or something?!?!?!?!?
Just kidding of course!
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OKay it still is the top comment in the recent comments bar. I think the GAPAs are taking some much-needed time off!
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I was gone for a while. Did anybody ever send that letter to Q&A?
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No. I was under the impression we were waiting till April.
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April was last month.
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Next April. This wasn’t thought up until after the April Muse.
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You’re awfully patient. Don’t forget, though, that the editors assemble each issue four or five months in advance.
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ok how about this: Rebecca Baker age 11
dear muse magazine, i have heard that theres something called the Ko-konspiracy?i am clueless as to what it is please tell me, thanks!
or we could do it on the fan mail thingy.if we allsent letters like that from ourselves not rebecca(if the wouldnt take one from her they wont take another)then theyd see the sudden interest and probably post atleast one.ok bye
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Why thank you. I’m not, really, but as this is merely taking over the world, and not writing, I can wait a few months. It’s bound to be a lengthy process. Of course, I’d be quite happy to send it in under my alter e-mail (the one that won’t say my name), if you really think there’s a chance of it getting picked.
Shall I?
I think I shall.
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Why must the GAPAs alway edit their posts so! It inspires double posting.
I know that, (I heard it somewhere) and I’m actually preparing to make sure that my alter e-mail doesn’t show my name. That would be awful.
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It does, but I’m changing temporarily to Rebecca for this.
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Eee, hope it worked. I wasn’t sure what to do, so I used the form on the Carus Publishing Muse site to send it in and just made the subject “Q&A column.”
Please tell me if I just made a hideous mistake. *worries*
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287 – Next April? Why wait until then? Send it now! If we send it in now, it could appear in the October 2007 issue of Muse.
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I just did.
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ok hi peoples its 12:40 where i live so um ya im bored and i cant get to sleep…bye i guess
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295 – Great!
Hey, we’re almost to Part 2.
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OMG. I completely forgot about this thread when I came back. So sorry! Thanks Alice for actually taking the iniative to send the letter.
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Whoops I spelled initiative wrong.
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Whoa, idea! Instead of making part 2, we let this stew until it’s so large that if you google-search it, your computer freezes. Then, we hack into google and put Museblog as the only possible search result and change the password.
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Oh, and clarification: People can’t live w/out computers.
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That’ll take a while, don’t you think? Anyway, we could do that, I guess. Not make part 2, I mean. But I don’t think your plan will work very well.
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302- Yes it will. You can use a hacking strategy where you select (yes, it’s select, not highlight) all possible results for all possible searches, and then type in MuseBlog
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Okay. GAPAs, don’t give us a new thread!
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I’m just checking to see if this works.
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I think I did something unpleasant. Help!
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Whew. It’s gone.
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What did you do?
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