What would we do if you sang out of tune? Sing along and help you out, of course!
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What would we do if you sang out of tune? Sing along and help you out, of course!
Happy birthday, Paulie!

Happy Birthday to my mom’s favorite Beatle!
Happy birthday, Paul! say hi to your clean grandfather for me!
SHAZAM! *throws self on floor*
No, really, happy birthday. Sorry I missed it yesterday.
Happy birthday Paul! I wish you many more to come!

…..Actually, I think it was Ringo that wondered what they’d do if he sang out of tune. But still, I can look past this grievous error on *ahem* YOUR part and perhaps give you one more chance. Anyway, happy birthday, Paul!!
Yes, but Paul wrote it.