Muse RPG*, v. 2007.1
*Role-playing game, of course. By popular clamor.
We shudder to think where this will lead.
Date: May 12, 2007
Categories: Nonrandom Craziness
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Alice
in May 12th, 2007 @ 12:24Okay. so how does this work? Will someone explain? I know what a RPG is, of course, and I’m terribly fond of D&D, but a Muse RPG? What do people do?
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Jadestone
in May 12th, 2007 @ 12:30I call the Nac Mac Feegles!!
Nac Mac Feegles
Aye, Crivens!! We’re in this odd place again, where they through pastries at us!!
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Prarilius Canix
in May 12th, 2007 @ 12:33There are five “classes” of character open.
Muses (Greek or Gonick)
People or animals featured in the magazine
Muse staff members
Famous real people
Fictional characters
In the original rules, fictional characters could only be from books written before 1900, but that restriction seems to have evaporated.
We basically choose a character each, then interact. So far, there has been no “Dungeonmaster.” Or should it be “Magazinemaster?”
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Prarilius Canix
in May 12th, 2007 @ 12:36Death
2- OH NO, NOT THEM. WHEREVER I GO, I FIND THEM. I SUPPOSE THAT MAKES SENSE, CONSIDERING THEY’RE ALREADY DEAD. WHAT’S THIS ABOUT PASTRIES?
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Kiki the Great
in May 12th, 2007 @ 12:41erm… :D! Terry Pratchett characters!
Granny Weatherwax
What an amusing bunch of people. I think I’ll just watch the cathassus, and maybe dive in a few times.
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Prarilius Canix
in May 12th, 2007 @ 12:525- HMMPH. IT’S YOU. I MUST SAY I’M NOT KINDLY DISPOSED TO YOU, MISS WEATHERWAX. YOU’VE ROBBED ME OF DOZENS OF POTENTIAL CUSTOMERS. IT’S ONLY DELAYING THE INEVITABLE, BUT STILL.
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Kiki the Great
in May 12th, 2007 @ 13:226- dude, you gotta say your character’s name in bold before he/she talks. it’s rule number ∞!
Granny Weatherwax
6- Too bad. Say, what did you think of that Tiffany girl? Has a lot of potential, eh?~~~~~~
hay GAPAs, is there a way to do small capitals? It would be to PC’s advantage.
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curious and questioning
in May 12th, 2007 @ 13:33What else could I be?
Dodecahedron (book: the Phantom Tollbooth, by Norton Juster (play adaption))We don’t have “pastries” here. Those are from the half-bakery, in Dictionopolis. What’s this about pi, though?
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Prarilius Canix
in May 12th, 2007 @ 13:37So what should happen here? Are there adventures we’re supposed to go on, or just random interacting? The latter took up most of the previous thread, but there were threads before that which I haven’t visited.
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Kiara
in May 12th, 2007 @ 13:43I’ll go with a fictional character, but I ‘ll have to put more description down later. G2G to fencing! Yay!
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Jadestone
in May 12th, 2007 @ 14:08Nac Mac Feegle
Oh, aye there then mister darky dark! The pastries is these large bits of dough and gooey stuffs they throw at us ‘er anyone near them, ye ken? They’va got no hurt in ’em, but it’s the prin-ce-pal, see. We willa fight whoeverso throws them things at us!
Though, they do taste a wee bit yummy. Would go well with Special Sheep Linament. ‘Ave ye got any, by the way? We seem to have… err… misplaced ours…
(yelling from the croud) No, no, we dranks it, memeber?
Shaddup, Daft Wullie!!
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Prarilius Canix
in May 12th, 2007 @ 14:19Death
7- LOTS OF POTENTIAL. EUMENIDES TREASON TOLD ME A LOT ABOUT HER. AS I RECALL, THAT WAS JUST BEFORE I GOT ALL OF THOSE FREEZING AND DROWNING VICTIMS. UNBELIEVABLE WHAT THAT GIRL CAN DO. SHE HAS IT IN HER TO BE, AS THE FEEGLES SAY, “THE HAG OF HAGS.”
SPEAKING OF FEEGLES…
11- OH DEAR. THE FEELING OF PIE FILLING SQUIRTING THROUGH YOUR EYE SOCKETS IS DECIDEDLY UNPLEASANT.
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Kiki the Great
in May 12th, 2007 @ 14:44Granny Weatherwax
Gytha! Give the Feegles some of your pudding, they’re driving me crazy! Thank you!
((I haven’t read Wintersmith yet, fyi.))
12- I see, well, I certainly don’t hope you meet her again soo, no offense.
8- I’m not a numbers person, if you know what I mean. I do like pie though, but if it’s thrown in my face, something bad is sure to happen to the flinger.
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Kiki the Great
in May 12th, 2007 @ 14:46We need someone to be Agnes, Rincewind, and Esk. pueze? If you haven’t read Maskerade, Eric, or Equal Rites, shame on you.
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Alice
in May 12th, 2007 @ 14:48Okay, so we’re not JUST doing Terry Pratchet characters, are we? No, since c+q is Dodecahedron. Gotta think about this. I’d like to do Dido Twite, but I’m not sure I can emulate her voice. Plus I don’t have anything to say. I’ll be back later.
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Prarilius Canix
in May 12th, 2007 @ 14:55For anyone who wishes to actually do something instead of standing around chatting (although the latter can be fun too):
You receive a letter in a strange silver envelope saying “Your aid is requested. Sizable reward. If interested sign here_________ and mail to this address: 0000 Penguin Track, Ellsworth Caves, Antarctica. Transport will be arranged. Thank you,
Molly Sam Thessr”
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e~a, whimsical dreamer
in May 12th, 2007 @ 15:01*thinks on who to be* *thinks some more*
eh, I’ll get back to you.
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Alice
in May 12th, 2007 @ 15:0314- The only Terry Pratchet books I’ve read (and can actually remember) are:
The Wee Free Men
A Hat Full of Sky
Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents
I want to read Wintersmith, but until then you’ll have to put up with me being…um…possibly Dido, but possibly not.
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Koko du Pelle
in May 12th, 2007 @ 15:12I’ll be Feather. No, Kokopelli. Where’d the clamor for this come from, my mentioning an RPG? How do you make text bold?
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Alice
in May 12th, 2007 @ 15:15Oh no! The adventure has begun and I can’t decide! I’ll be Dido. She’s cool, and I won’t regret deciding to be her, but I’m not going to try to imitate her language.
Yet.Dido Twite
I signed and mailed it. Now what? I guess I’ll wait and see what happens.~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wow. Good thing I’m going to the library today. I think…
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in May 12th, 2007 @ 15:24(17),
Not Maida and Zia?
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Prarilius Canix
in May 12th, 2007 @ 15:2820-
Two days after you mail it, a large limo, painted a fetching shade of magenta, pulls up in your driveway. Its license plate says “KKNSPRC.” A chauffeur steps out of the car and beckons you to enter it. He says “I am een zerveese to Molly Sam Thessr. I am here to breeng you to ‘er. Come een, pleeze.”
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Alice
in May 12th, 2007 @ 15:43Dido Twite
I get in the car. This is posh, ain’t it!~~~~~~~~~~
I really, really, hope my mom takes me to the library today…
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Ebeth The Lazy
in May 12th, 2007 @ 16:0021-ooh, e~a i’ll be one of them if you’ll be the other
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Ebeth The Lazy
in May 12th, 2007 @ 16:0021-ooh, e~a i’ll be one of them if you’ll be the other
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Prarilius Canix
in May 12th, 2007 @ 16:2523
The chauffeur slams the door on you. You see that in the driver’s seat is a man holding a large gun of some sort, which would look dangerous had it not been painted a ridiculous shade of pink. His face is covered by a rabbit mask made from magenta plastic. In the backseat is a woman, bound and gagged. The driver points his weapon at you. “Hold out your hands,” he instructs.
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Jadestone
in May 12th, 2007 @ 16:34I know this is juping ahead a while, possibly several months, but on the next thread I think we should role-play other musers
We’d still post under our names, but put their name in bold in our posts. And the GAPAs could be each other.
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e~a, whimsical dreamer
in May 12th, 2007 @ 17:00Ebeth, Sure! I wasn’t really sure about that at first as de Lint is sort of dear to me and I didn’t really want to steal his characters but if Ebeth’s willing to be Maida or Zia, I’ll be Maida or Zia.
Zia
this is veryvery fun isn’t it?!
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Rebecca Lasley (Administrator)
in May 12th, 2007 @ 17:07(24/25 and 28) I can’t think of a better pair of crow girls.
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Alice
in May 12th, 2007 @ 17:1626- Dido Twite encounters hot-pink bunnies! Oh, dear… Well, If anyone can handle them, it’d be her.
Dido Twite
I do as I’m told.
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curious and questioning
in May 12th, 2007 @ 17:1826- You remind me of those choose-your-own-adventure books.
How do I enter Dido’s story?
I haven’t read any Terry Pratchet. If you all would suggest a book to start with, I’d gladly take it out of the library, though.
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Alice
in May 12th, 2007 @ 17:2531- I’m not sure how you enter it, but I’d be glad of some company. Ask PC.
As for starting Terry Pratchet, I suggest you start with The Wee Free Men, because I like Tiffany Aching better than the other ones, which I didn’t really understand. (Though Death can be funny.)
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Ebeth The Too-Lazy-To-Type-Her-Full-Name
in May 12th, 2007 @ 17:32Maida
Oh yes, veryvery! And interesting! Not boring!
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Alice
in May 12th, 2007 @ 17:34Oh, are they supposed to be before 1900 because of copyright laws? Oh well, it’s not as though we’re going to publish this or anything.
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Alice
in May 12th, 2007 @ 17:4228, 34- Are you two being sarcastic? Or just in-character?
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Alice
in May 12th, 2007 @ 17:42Oh, I meant 33, not 34.
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in May 12th, 2007 @ 17:44(34),
No. I made up that rule to make it more challenging. But I can see how much fun you’re going to have with the characters by Terry Pratchett, Charles de Lint, et al., so as far as I’m concerned it no longer applies.
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Jadestone
in May 12th, 2007 @ 17:4828- Was that who you were for holloween? You said something about being a crow girl
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curious and questioning
in May 12th, 2007 @ 18:13Ok, so the books I have to get from the library are Someplace To Be Flying, Charles de Lint, and start with The Wee Free Men, Terry Pratchett?
I don’t know how to join the RPG, so I’ll just make something up.
Dodecahedron
The Mathemagician sent me on a trip to see the land outside the Kingdom of Wisdom. I seem to be lost. Everyone has one face. Like Milo said. It’s so confusing.more later
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e~a, whimsical dreamer
in May 12th, 2007 @ 18:1538- well, I was the raven from the Edgar Allan Poe poem but I could have been a crow girl, or a crow, or Crraw. Anything/anyone corbae, really.
29- thank you!
Zia
oh, yes veryvery! not boring at all! and you know what would be more fun?! and veryvery tasty would be if someone would give us some sugar!
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e~a, whimsical dreamer
in May 12th, 2007 @ 18:18oh, and 35/36 – nope, we’re in character ^_^ read Someplace to be Flying by Charles de Lint to meet the crow girls!
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Slime Eel
in May 12th, 2007 @ 18:41Slime Eel
Hi everybody!
I’ve never done this before. *feels lost*
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Ebeth the Lazy
in May 12th, 2007 @ 19:0335-In character. And they’re non-sarcastic characters too
Now for another random character, because nothing beats multiple characters. Especially…Kokopelli
*Pies all* Hi! *bounces around* Haha, your face is covered in pastry! hahaha! *more pies*
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Prarilius Canix
in May 12th, 2007 @ 19:3030
The driver snaps handcuffs on you, and he drives off. The car goes down a narrow dirt road into a thick forest. Finally, it enters a clearing. A helicopter has landed on the far side, and a woman stands beside the aircraft, her face obscured by her long, golden hair blowing in the wind. The driver gets out, and pulls the woman in the backseat with him. You are now alone in the car, in the passenger seat, wearing handcuffs.
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Alice
in May 12th, 2007 @ 19:3837- Well, I probably would have been Jim Hawkins if that rule was being enforced.
44- Well, darn it. I didn’t go to the library, and therefore I’m not sure what Dido would do in this situation. Drat.Dido Twite
I do nothing, so far. I’ll wait till the cover of dark, and to see if anyone comes back.
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Prarilius Canix
in May 12th, 2007 @ 19:45Just because Alice is on this adventure doesn’t mean nobody else can be. Just say “Molly Sam Thessr,” and I’ll put you in. Nothing like characters from multiple stories to add to cathassus.
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Hafiz
in May 12th, 2007 @ 20:07Hafiz
Molly Sam Thessr
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Prarilius Canix
in May 12th, 2007 @ 20:5247
You find yourself outside a clearing in the woods. A helicopter has landed near you, and a woman with blond hair is standing next to it. A man in a pink rabbit mask is dragging a tied-up woman towards the helicopter.
“Do you have the package?” says the woman.
“Of course. You have the ten million dollars?”
“Of course. The Editor-in-Chief of Muse is too valuable a prize to underpay her kidnappers.”
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Alice
in May 12th, 2007 @ 22:1848- Huh? I’m well aware that’s not directed at me, but, huh?
Meanwhile…
Dido Twite
I struggle against my bonds. It isn’t working! If it was rope I might be able to do something, but with handcuffs…
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curious and questioning
in May 12th, 2007 @ 22:28Put me in!
Dodecahedron
*switches to new face not covered in pie*
I seem to be in a thick forest of some kind. It looks like there’s a clearing over there. Maybe I should go that way.
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Alice
in May 12th, 2007 @ 22:3648, 49- Oh, I see. Duh me.
Dido Twite
Help!
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Prarilius Canix
in May 12th, 2007 @ 22:49So, Dodecahedron, Dido Twite, and Hafiz are now in this game. I love RPGs. They’re like writing stories, because I control the situation, but they’re also like reading them, because you never know what the characters will do.
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Hafiz
in May 13th, 2007 @ 06:07The man smiled and watched as the woman was taken to the helicopter. Taking out a radio, he called someone on the other line, saying “I have her, begin operation Rabbit Attack.” By this time, the woman was secured in the helecopter, the man smiled again and started humming some Persian folk song.
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Lady Cinnamon
in May 13th, 2007 @ 07:43I know! I’ll be Jane Eyre! This could be fun….
Jane Eyre
Hmm…. I’ve just come home from a holiday. A letter is sitting on my table. *Reads it* A large reward offered… I’ll think it through. *Goes through long and slightly random thought processes* I’ll do it! I hope I’m not to late! *Mails it* Now I’ll wait and see what happens.
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Kiki the Great
in May 13th, 2007 @ 08:27Granny Weatherwax
I have no interest whatsoever in participating in this adventure. I may Borrow an eagle and watch, however.
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Potato Chip
in May 13th, 2007 @ 08:47Marvin
I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed. This letter, what’s the point?
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Prarilius Canix
in May 13th, 2007 @ 11:3853- Wait. I’m confused. Do all of us control the situation, or just me? I haven’t played many RPGs, so could you enlighten me?
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Alice
in May 13th, 2007 @ 12:03In D&D, only one person (the DM) tells the story, and the other people control the situation through their actions.
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gimanator
in May 13th, 2007 @ 13:24Im not sure if i should interfere…but ill post this…i cant think of a good character…
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Prarilius Canix
in May 13th, 2007 @ 13:5858- I thought so. Hafiz, you can control what you do, but not anybody else.
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Koko du Pelle
in May 13th, 2007 @ 15:16Somebody stole my character i don’t know how you make text bold WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Koko du Pelle
in May 13th, 2007 @ 15:1843-Ebeth the Lazy! I”M Kokopelli! I just don’t know how you make text bold!
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Koko du Pelle
in May 13th, 2007 @ 15:31Kokopelli*pies Ebeth the Lazy for stealing charecter* I’m Kokopelli, and Ebeth the Lazy is also a plaigiarast, as well as lazy. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr… Okay, I’ll wait untill there’s another adventure to get adventurin’. But can I be the DM for another adventure? This doesn’t have to be EXACTLY like D&D, RIGHT? It’s a different RPG, after all. If so…
You walk in your door and get slugged. When you regain conciussness, you are in what appears to be cave. You are also tied up.
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Koko du Pelle
in May 13th, 2007 @ 15:31em is for ITALICS?
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Alice
in May 13th, 2007 @ 16:1463- Who does?
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Prarilius Canix
in May 13th, 2007 @ 16:30The man spins around suddenly. “We’re being watched! Good gosh, that thing has twenty faces!” He points the pink gun at Dodecahedron. The blond woman drags the Editor in Chief towards the helicopter.
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Ebeth the Ãœbiquitous Ãœber
in May 13th, 2007 @ 17:0263-Scusins? I was koko long before you were born! ok, maybe not before you were born, but i’m certainly not a plagiarist (especially considering that if i stole it from anybody, it’s larry g, not you) But you can be koko, because i can get my pieing people quota on the pie war thread
bold is [ b ] and to end, [ /b ] but with greater than/less than signs instead of brackets
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Alice
in May 13th, 2007 @ 17:08Dido Twite
Help! Somebody help me!
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Prarilius Canix
in May 13th, 2007 @ 17:48Dodecahedron and Hafiz
You hear calls for help from inside a pink limousine on the other side of the clearing.
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SuperSaiyajin424
in May 13th, 2007 @ 17:59Broly, the Legendary Super Saiyan
you run towards the limousine in hopes of rescueing whoever is inside.
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Alice
in May 13th, 2007 @ 18:1270- I don’t think you can do that. PC controls this adventure, for one thing, and for another thing, they will have to say whether they go to the limousine.
You could start a new adventure, or you could ask PC if you can join this and he’ll work you in somehow.
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SuperSaiyajin424
in May 13th, 2007 @ 18:20ah. thx. so what exactly can i do on this thread? that doesn’t involve extensive work on my part…grr…
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Alice
in May 13th, 2007 @ 18:2872- You could ask PC to incorporate you into the story. Or you could respond to Koko du Pelle’s story piece. (Post 63.)
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Beavo the Great
in May 13th, 2007 @ 19:24George Bush
Well… I I really don’t know… well, I don’t really know how to do… this… um… stuff but I um…. I guess… I can try… kind of. Maybe. CONDI!! LAURA!! GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME!! *apologies to republicans*
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Beavo the Great
in May 13th, 2007 @ 19:25My little html tricks never work…
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curious and questioning
in May 13th, 2007 @ 19:3866,69-
Dodecahedron
What are you doing pointing a gun at me? I’m a diplomatic ambassador. You can’t do that! I’m unarmed! And what are you doing kidnapping that poor woman? You one-faces are so strange.
*continues ranting and generally causing a distraction in the hopes that Dido can escape, although she of course doesn’t know that the woman is Dido*
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Alice
in May 13th, 2007 @ 19:5176- Dido isn’t the Editor-in-Chief! Dido’s stuck in a limo, though why I can’t imagine, and she’ll question that as soon as she gets free, but I’m not the Editor-in-Chief. Besides, Dido’s only in her early teens.
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Prarilius Canix
in May 13th, 2007 @ 20:1376, 77- The other woman is the Editor-in-chief. Dido’s in the limo.
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SuperSaiyajin424
in May 13th, 2007 @ 21:34Broly the Legendary Super Saiyan
63 – you attempt to break the bonds, but they are made of some sort of rubbery matieral. suddenly you see a discarded blowtorch lying a few feet away. if only you could reach it!
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wingnut
in May 13th, 2007 @ 22:06Captain Nemo
The chauffer of the limo turns around.
“Hello,” he says. You know his face, but can’t quite place it.“You’re, uh–”
“Captain Nemo, at your service. The way I see it, you have two choices. One: you can go with them, or two: come with me. Not a choice, really. First off, the Nautilus isn’t amphibious, so we’ll have to somehow steal the helicopter and fly out to it. Will you assist me, Dido? Oh, and to clarify, I’m just in this for the money.”
*Is that okay? Or does PC want to go in another direction?*
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Alice
in May 13th, 2007 @ 22:28Dido Twite
I guess so.
~~~~~~~~~~~
(Or would that be, “I reckon so”? I haven’t been to the library, and woefully I don’t own any of the books with Dido Twite, so I can’t be sure.)
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Hafiz
in May 14th, 2007 @ 07:01Hafiz
As the 20-faced man distracted the gaurd, Hafiz ran twords the limo. Glancing around he threw open the door and with a bottle of wine that he pulled out of his pocket, knocked the chauffer (who was having a conversation with the occupant in the back seat) out and threw him out of the car. “Hang on!” Hafiz said with a Middle-Eastern Accent, “This is going to be a bumpy ride.” The car started to rev, but the man with the pink gun, seeing that his car was being stolen, shot the engine. Starting on a string of horrible Persian Curses, Hafiz jumped out of the car, and ran twords the helecopter and jumped in.
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Alice
in May 14th, 2007 @ 09:55Did Captain Nemo undo my bonds before he got knocked out? Let’s say he did, because I’m sick of being tied up.
Dido Twite
That’s rum. Wonder what they wanted me for?
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Prarilius Canix
in May 14th, 2007 @ 16:3782- I control the non-player characters, but the guy does, in fact, shoot at the engine.
Before Hafiz reaches it, the helicopter lifts off. A silver case falls from it and lands in the middle of the clearing, halfway between the limo and the rabbit-masked man.
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Alice
in May 14th, 2007 @ 16:58Dido twite
I get out of the car.
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Hafiz
in May 14th, 2007 @ 17:23Hafiz
I run twords the case, hoping that the rabbit man doesn’t see me.
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gimanator
in May 14th, 2007 @ 17:49i’ll jump in
mazer rackham(from ender’s game)
i remove my bunny mask to reveal that i am truly mazer rackham hey you! what are you doing??i fire off my gun a few times
i can do that, right?or would it be bad?
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Alice
in May 14th, 2007 @ 17:5987- The man in the bunny mask is a NPC (non-player character) and therefore controlled by PC, but then again, Captain Nemo was the chauffeur. I don’t know.
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gimanator
in May 14th, 2007 @ 18:06well, i want to find out!
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Prarilius Canix
in May 14th, 2007 @ 19:4787- I didn’t have any plans for the chauffeur, but the bunny guy is going to be a major villain. You can jump in from the other side of the clearing.
86- You reach the case. It seems to be unlocked.
85- The rabbit-masked man sees you and fires. A bolt of pink light shoots towards you.
76- Rabbit Mask was about to shoot you, but he’s distracted by the escape of his prisoner, so you’re temporarily safe.
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gimanator
in May 14th, 2007 @ 20:03mazer rackham
ha! you…what???hey! the case! you cannot touch that! the cult will be horribly angry! i could even be killed!
i direct my fire towards hafiz, leaving dido, as this is much more important
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bob
in May 14th, 2007 @ 20:07oops, was my descision posted?
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Hafiz
in May 14th, 2007 @ 20:21Hafiz
I open the case and remove the contents. I take out my cell-phone and make a call. I say “I have the Deruin.”
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Alice
in May 14th, 2007 @ 20:23Dido Twite
I run away. How predictable.
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in May 14th, 2007 @ 20:35mazer
hey! you! give me that!
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in May 14th, 2007 @ 20:37Dido Twite
I seize the opportunity to escape.
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in May 14th, 2007 @ 22:0593- The contents are ten million dollars in large bills.
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in May 15th, 2007 @ 06:12Hafiz
I remove the contents and at the bottom find a small silver device.
I leave the millions of dollars on the ground and take the silver device.On a side note gimanator, didn’t PC already state that you can’t bethe man in the pink mask?
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in May 15th, 2007 @ 10:3098- He did.
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in May 15th, 2007 @ 11:5179-I’m in control of this adventure. But…
Spider-Man
You try to break the bonds, but they are too strong. You notice a blowtorch, but can’t reach it. Suddenly Spider-Man suddenly clambers in via a hole in the roof. Anyone in my adventure?
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in May 15th, 2007 @ 14:44Artemis Fowl
I am utterly confused, which is extremely unusual. Anyone you want me to get rid of? I’m good at that.
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in May 15th, 2007 @ 15:14Broly, the Legendary Super Saiyan
[i’ll be the dude who’s tied up.]
I power up to Ultimate Super Saiyan, and the bindings snap like toothpicks. Who is this freak in red tights who dares to try and capture me?
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in May 15th, 2007 @ 15:51Nac Mac Feegle
*pop into another demention because they’re bored. They end up in PC’s story*“Oooh, lookit! Therrre’sa somethin’ shiney layin’ o ther ground therr!”
“Aye, but tha’ man justa töök something out o’ it!”
“Ye think it’s valuable?”
“I dunno. But lessa fight ‘im an’ see!”Nac Mac Feegle charge at Hafiz
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in May 15th, 2007 @ 17:1298- I control the situation, and there is no small silver device. Sorry.
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in May 15th, 2007 @ 19:2498-he did? oh well…
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in May 15th, 2007 @ 19:26aaaaaaaaaaaah woops i just posted a couple imes under c++darkmages name!please disreagard it…it was here and on the pie war thread
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in May 15th, 2007 @ 21:27wait, how do you play?
1.- hey, alice, you play D&D? i just play the board game, do you play online? can you tell me where to buy it? i’ve looked everywhere!!!
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in May 15th, 2007 @ 21:57107- Correction. I want to play D&D. The amount of time I actually spend playing is virtually nonexistent, but I wish I could play. My parents are always too bust to play, my sister is too young, and my friends are mostly grown-ups who I rarely see. I didn’t know it was a board game; do you mean like maps and dice and a bunch of other people, or do you mean an actual solid real board game. I don’t play online, but my dad bought all our monster manuals and handbooks and pre-arranged adventures on eBay. (Believe me, the amount of stuff we have for D&D is wildly disproportionate to the how much we play.)
So, long explanation.
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in May 15th, 2007 @ 23:04107- Dude, I have told you a million times that that computer game will ruin your life.
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in May 16th, 2007 @ 06:28note: Unsure how Nac Mac Feegle can have a conversation with himself.
Hafiz
I take all of the money and run, if the pink-masked man shoots me, I will use the bulletproof caseing of the silver container to protect myself.
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in May 16th, 2007 @ 11:27110- There are lots of Nac Mac Feegles.
Dido Twite
I do believe I’m lost.
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in May 16th, 2007 @ 11:44PC- can you incorporate me into your story?
Jane Eyre
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in May 16th, 2007 @ 14:59Spider-man admits suddenly to being the Green Goblin in disguise and immediately looks like it. Suddenly the real Spider-Man comes in through the hole in the roof pursued by 1000 hot pink bunnies.
Spider-ManHelp! Hot pink bunnies which I can handle so why did I shout help? Oh well…I trounce the hpbs and roll aside the boulder blocking the entrance. I leave, followed by the Green Goblin who knocks me unconcious.
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in May 16th, 2007 @ 15:08I do hope Broly saves me from the Green Goblin(hint, hint…).
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in May 16th, 2007 @ 15:22Who’s leading this story? I do believe we need some sort of narrator, or we’ll have ar least two story’s floating around. Did PC begin this at around 16, or Koko at 63?
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in May 16th, 2007 @ 15:42115- Okay, there are two stories.
PC’s story, in which the Editor-in-Chief of Muse was kidnapped by a man in a HPB mask.
It was begun in post 16.Koko du Pelle’s story, which began in post 63.
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in May 16th, 2007 @ 16:00Zia
I giggle and run off to find Maida. We take flight to see what’s going on.
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in May 16th, 2007 @ 16:53Jane Eyre, Zia and Maida* are on the other side of the clearing.
The rabbit-masked man fires at Hafiz. A bolt of pink energy shoots from his gun, but it ricochets off the case and strikes the limo’s gas tank. A massive explosion decimates half of the clearing. Nobody is hurt, but a forest fire starts. The helicopter takes off.
*If Zia and Maida are intending to join this adventure. If not, it’s just Jane Eyre.
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in May 16th, 2007 @ 17:36Dido Twite
I smell smoke. That’s funny.
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Lord Ragevuire the Shadow Mage, Arch Deathseeker, and leader of the Kraliocc
in May 16th, 2007 @ 18:47Okay… this is odd…
Lord Ragevuire
Greetings. Would thee confideth in me the secrets of this… worlde?((I stink at that.))
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in May 16th, 2007 @ 19:09Spider-Man
I regain conciousness and gasp out, “Molly Sam Thessr.” There’s a blinding flash, and I get teleported to PC’s story. I’m in a clearing and there’s a forest fire! I see an escaping helicopter, and Hafiz, Jane Eyre, Zia and Maida*, and a man in a ridiculous hpb mask. I use my webbing to zip up to the copter, and getting in, find the rabbit mask guy, and a woman.
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in May 16th, 2007 @ 19:27This is bizarre.
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in May 16th, 2007 @ 20:04Nac Mac Feegle
The Nac Mac Feegles all abandon their charge at Hafiz in favor of a ride in the whirley shiny thingamiob. Currently, they are on the little rail-things on the bottom it uses to land.
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in May 16th, 2007 @ 21:11121- Two women, actually. One’s the editor in chief, and the other is
Laney R.a blond person whose identity is really really secret.
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in May 16th, 2007 @ 23:29108- i play Duneons and dragons as in grid map with d20, d12, d10, ect… dice, and large character sheets with amillion stats, uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh* breaths deeply in* and a bigillion monsters! i have a ninja monk guy anda sorcerer and a fighter, and a beserker half- orc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i can play with
gimanator whenever i am not feeling lazy because i make my own adventuers, wich makes it really fun. i am almost allways the dungeon master, but gimanator adds some details like: ” oh, doesn’t it also smell like a million people died, then the stink in a few months was combined and then stuffed into the edge of the forest?” … or something like that…
109- i want my hand to tern into a giant claw, although it would stink if nobody else could see it, though… who did that happen to, again?
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in May 17th, 2007 @ 11:08Jane Eyre
Oh no! Smoke! I hear muffled shouts from a limo, and run towards it. I try to open the door, and suceed, only to see a woman sitting inside it! Help!
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in May 17th, 2007 @ 11:30125- You lucky thing. *is jealous*
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in May 17th, 2007 @ 12:12126- If by woman you mean Dido Twite, I’ve been free but lost in the woods for a very long time. But let’s pretend that I haven’t, because this could be a chance to get back into the story. And I’m not grown-up yet, either.
Dido Twite
Finally! Someone’s here. Undo these cursed handcuffs, will you? (please)
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in May 17th, 2007 @ 13:42128-Spider-Man
Sure!I free Dido Twite and suddenly realize that Rabbit Mask is about to fire.No! Don’t shoot!I put my hands up.
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In my adventure…
The goblin shoots at Broly with his goblin sparks. “My new secret weapon,” he explains. “They downgrade you back to Legendary Super Saiyan. Then I can hold you prisoner while I make my preposal.”
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in May 17th, 2007 @ 14:17all u people who like D&D… a few days ago some friends of mine were playing D&D, and T summoned these creatures from Magic:The Gathering called Slivthers [i think thats how it’s spelled.]. G decided to destroy the Slivthers, so he went into the future, read an entire library in less than a second, and then came back the past with the knowledge that E=MC2. using that knowledge, he created a black hole, sealed the Slivthers inside a force field along with the black hole, and unleashed the energy of the black hole. it turns out that the resulting explosion destroyed pretty much everything, including all seven dimensions. luckily, G created an entirely new dimension just in time for T, G, and D to escape the explosion. as they were just recovering from the destruction, suddenly Zeus, the god of gods, appears because he’s mad about the destruction of the universe. basically, Zeus kills G and D, T brings D back to life, and T and D pwn Zeus. Zeus gets killed, so G says: “Great, now you’ve killed Zeus, and the entire pantheon of Olympic gods is after you! not only that, but the Norse gods were good buddies of the Olympics gods, so now they’re after you, too! T says: “no, the Norse gods hated the Olympic gods, and the giants [titans] sided with the Norse, so now we’ve started Ragnarock! [Ragnaroc is the great battle between the Olympic gods and the Norse gods/Titans that will destroy the Universe and end all time.]
just a random story.
BTW, Koko du Pelle, Broly’s Legendary Super Saiyan form is actually stronger than Ultimate Super Saiyan form, so the sparks should probably downgrade Broly to regular Super Saiyan form. The Legendary Super Saiyan that i use in my name is just a title.
Broly, The Legendary Super Saiyan
“what proposal?” i growl at the Goblin. “i work for no one.”
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in May 17th, 2007 @ 14:41130- Sounds as though it got a little out of hand.
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in May 17th, 2007 @ 16:29Spider-Man senses that Rabbitmask is about to fire.
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in May 17th, 2007 @ 18:19soooooooooooooooooooooo.. how do you play this?
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in May 17th, 2007 @ 18:40Eeee . . . erm . . . Why don’t you ask someone else? Or look at post 3.
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in May 17th, 2007 @ 18:55125- Jesus Mike, for the mebililjilionth time, your hand would just look like a claw! You would be creeped out and people would think you were crazy! It’s a freaking BAD THING!!!!!
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in May 17th, 2007 @ 19:24You guys aren’t making any sense.
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in May 17th, 2007 @ 19:38136-there is a cool story, how a guy played too much online d&d and one morning he looked in the mirror-then at his hand, and it was a huge green claw-he freaked out and never played online d&d again. Personaly, i think having a huge claw for a hand could be quite useful, especially for scaring off morons. C++ darkmage thinks so too. Ha! five lines! that=rant!!!my first muse blog rant…
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in May 17th, 2007 @ 19:52137- Is that fiction? Sounds like it. But anyway, I don’t think D&D would do that to you. My dad used to play D&D all the time when he was a teenager, and he has two perfectly normal hands.
Oh, that sounded so gullible . . . I didn’t mean it.
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in May 17th, 2007 @ 19:54137- Oh my FSM, my mom knew that person! But neither of you get the point. YOUR the only one who can see it! No one else! Only you! Jesus Mike!
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in May 17th, 2007 @ 20:01131 – oh, yeeaah.
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in May 17th, 2007 @ 20:06139- You say that a lot. And yes, it makes sense that you would only be able to see it, because it’s all in your mind.
AnyHOW, can we get back to the RPG now?
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in May 17th, 2007 @ 21:30*eyes glaze over* D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D…
*turns into a Zaratan* *accidentally squishes al spectators* (all in mind) *turns into a Ettercap* *little fingers break* *wakes up 2 days later in strait-jacket* *is ok* *goes home* *quickly turns on computer and begins playing
D&D *eyes glaze over* D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D…*turns into a Zaratan* *accidentally squishes al spectators* (all in mind) *turns into a Ettercap* *little fingers break* *wakes up 2 days later in strait-jacket* *is ok* *goes home* *quickly turns on computer and begins playing
D&D *eyes glaze over* D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D…*turns into a Zaratan* *accidentally squishes al spectators* (all in mind) *turns into a Ettercap* *little fingers break* *wakes up 2 days later in strait-jacket* *is ok* *goes home* *quickly turns on computer and begins playing
D&D *eyes glaze over* D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D&D…*turns into a Zaratan* *accidentally squishes al spectators* (all in mind) *turns into a Ettercap* *little fingers break* *wakes up 2 days later in strait-jacket* *is ok* *goes home* *quickly turns on computer and begins playing
D&D ECT
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in May 17th, 2007 @ 22:08Quote from Advanced Dungeons and Dragons Complete Book of Elves
this is the story: “In the not too distant past, a dwarf bounty hunter made a terrible mistake. While pursuing a fleeing half- elf foe, he came upon an elf
hamlet. He wrongly assumed it to be the home of the half- elf culprit. Nothing would satisfy him that this was not the case, and he grew ever more enraged that the elves were “hiding” his rightful prey from him.
In the dwarf’s anger and his lust for the reward money, he cruelly slew a woodsman- using the elf’s own axe to cleave the widower in two. The elf’s four children, who had been playing nearby, frove in fear. ignoring the grief- stricken children, the ruthless dwarf turned once more to the woods, There he found old tracks made by the fleeing half- elf, and the dwarf set off after his foe again. Elves being elves, the children were taken in and nurtured as best the hamlet could. Most were eventually fostered away to other villages, for the hamlet couldn’t support children whose provider had passed on. Despite being seperate, the four children nursed a private longing for vengance in their hearts. Each trained diligently to understand the ways of the forest and of tracking, learning its subtle nuances that they might avenge their father.
Fifty years passed after the death of their father before the young elves deemed they were ready. They reunited and swore a solemn oath not to rest until they found the slayer of their father. The four then split off, each heading in a direction of the compass. Burned in their minds was the image of the dwarf. They questioned all they came across, and some sought magical items. Finally, one of them found a lead and left word for her siblings to follow as soon as possible. The old dwarf had retired from bounty hunting to live alone in the mountains. The four elves swooped into his house and stole him from his doze by the fire. None ever saw the dwarf again, but his house still stands. hacked limbs are left on the doorstep every few years- the hacked limbs of an old dwarf. To date, there have been seventeen arms and twelve legs.
A ring of regeneration can work wonders in vengeance.” …I am Killian – he is from another story as this one doesn’t give names.
I am Killian.
“greetings, friends. ”is that how you play?
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in May 18th, 2007 @ 12:58Spider-ManI leap aside just in time. The women in the copter are Dido, the Editor-in-Cheif of Muse, and another villian, right?
In my adventure…
The Goblin hands you a check for $10,000,000 and says, “You get the check, if you help me conquer the world!”
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in May 18th, 2007 @ 13:15144- No. I (Dido) am in the limo.
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in May 18th, 2007 @ 17:11Hafiz
I take the money and run into the forest.
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in May 18th, 2007 @ 17:40144- The women are the Editor and a villain. No Dido.
The blast hits the wall of the helicopter and blows a hole through it. The helicopter starts to slant down at an angle, and you hear a loud hissing. The Editor yells, “Get me out of here!”
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in May 18th, 2007 @ 18:0682- Although the book does specify male, it doesn’t matter much to the plot, and I personally happen to be female.
I haven’t been here in a while. Sorry! Where am I? I haven’t been in the more recent lists of people. Making something up…
Dodecahedron
I went and hid just outside the clearing because I feared the pink ray might hurt me. It seems to be even more dangerous now, though. But these people act strangely when they’re in trouble, and I have to observe the one-faces, so I can’t leave, much as I want to.Any good?
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in May 18th, 2007 @ 19:16KILLIAN LEAFWALKER:
“so i adventure to get magical items, as i this is before i find the dwarf and cut his limbs off again, and again, and again.”soooooooooo do i just start playing??? or do i have to wait until another quest begins?
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in May 19th, 2007 @ 08:42Spider-ManI will save you!I grab the Editor, pull her out of the copter, and make a parachute out of webbing.
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149-I’ll incorporate Killian Leafwalker into my adventure if you like, C++darkmage. Oh, and Hafiz, if you joined my adventure you should have said so.
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Suddenly, an elf (at least I think he’s an elf) named Killian Leafwalker enters the cave. The Goblin yells, “The mind control!” and Mysterio enters via the hole in the roof with a bright green pistol. He fires at Broly and Killian, but misses both times.
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in May 19th, 2007 @ 10:34l wanna play!
Answer man
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in May 19th, 2007 @ 10:36Broly, The Legendary Super Saiyan
i stare at the piece of paper in my hand. “a check?” i mutter as a being clad in green and a glass helmet suddenly enters the cave. i easily dodge the energy he fires from his weapon, and take advantage of the distraction to launch a ki blast and destroy the ropes binding me. this creates even more chaos, giving me an opportunity to escape.
can we co-write this story, Koko?
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in May 19th, 2007 @ 11:38yaaaa!
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in May 19th, 2007 @ 12:46150-
Just as you leap out of the helicopter, it blows up, leaving you drifting in the wind above a forest fire. The Nac Mac Feegles are about to be incinerated by the explosion. Hafiz, Dido, Jane Eyre and Dodecahedron are trapped in the fire, in a small clearing around a battered limo. The helicopter’s flaming wreckage hurtles down toward them.
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in May 19th, 2007 @ 14:28Dido
We’re going to be burnt to death, unless we can find a way out.
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in May 19th, 2007 @ 16:47152-Okay, two AMs! AM=adventuremaster, if you were wondering…
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Spider-Man
I use my webbing to create a sheild over the heads of Hafiz, Dido, Jane Eyre, and Dodecahedron, and myself.We’ll survive. My webbing is 90% fireproof.
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Broly and Killian exit the cave, and see an army of rabbits, all a curous shade of bright pink:
:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea:
:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea:
:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea:
They all carry pistols, painted dark blue.
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in May 19th, 2007 @ 17:10The fire eventually burns itself out. As you’re waiting, Diana Lutz (the Editor) explains.
“The woman in the helicopter was Laney R., one of the two most feared anti-nerd crime lords in the world (the other is Tiffany C.)- and bent on turning Muse into a “Seventeen”/”People” clone. She kidnapped me for two reasons. One, because I could be held hostage to make Muse do her bidding, and two, because I am a member of Molly Sam Thessr’s organization.
This organization was founded by Benjamin Franklin, sort of a splinter group from the Freemasons. It has had many famous members since then- Robert Coontz, Dr. Seuss, Larry Gonick, Douglas Adams- to name just a few. It is based in Antarctica, and its mission is to make the world an interesting place. Tiffany and Laney are its most feared adversaries.
Molly Sam Thessr recruited you for one reason- to attack Tiffany C’s underwater base and make sure that she is no longer a threat.”
She pauses. “Actually, that’s not entirely correct. There is no such person as Molly Sam Thessr. She’s simply a mask behind which the organization does its business with the outside world. That’s why her name is an anagram of the name of our society- Mostly Harmless.”
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in May 19th, 2007 @ 17:19Weren’t Tiffany C and Laney R some people that wrote to Muse saying that it wasn’t good, or something?
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in May 19th, 2007 @ 17:23158- Correct. If they ever find this site, I’ll be sued for libel.
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in May 19th, 2007 @ 17:38Nac Mac Feegle
*after listening to Diana Lutz and ignoring all the words over 2 sylables*
“Wait…err… wot’d she say, there?”
“Somethin’ aboot a conflict bet’wen some bigjobs, I think.”
“A coon-flict? That’sa like a fight, ya?”
“Ooo, so it is!”
(to Diana) “We’re in!”
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in May 19th, 2007 @ 20:47this thing is collapsing into total anarchy.
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in May 19th, 2007 @ 21:07DL smiles. “Great!” she says. “Now we have to get to Antarctica somehow. The fire looks like it’s burning out.”
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in May 19th, 2007 @ 21:24PC-can I help? Books before 1900? OK. I am Don Quixote, the fictional old man who thinks he is a knight
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in May 20th, 2007 @ 10:26Killian
“pink bunnies!!! surrender or feel my wrath, for if you stand in my way, you are standing in the way of my quest. and i swore the blood- oath that i would find him!…” tightens grip on ranseur (or however you spell that)
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in May 20th, 2007 @ 10:36Spider-Man
The fire is out and we must reach Antartica. What we need is a plane to commandeer. I’ve comandeered planes before, to save an orbiting space capsule, so let’s head to the airfield. Is Molly Sam Thessr’s orginization *pauses* the same as… Mostly Harmless? I thought the goal of Mostly Harmless was world domination. And what about the guy with the hpb mask?
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The hpbs fire simultaniously, and the beams from their weapons teleport Broly and Killian to the edge of a high cliff, with the Goblin and Mysterio slowly advancing on them.
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in May 20th, 2007 @ 11:25Zia
I’ll fly to Antarctica with Maida if she’d like to go along. We’ll follow your big shiny plane!
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in May 21st, 2007 @ 12:03Spider-Man
What about Tiffany C.’s underwater base?
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in May 21st, 2007 @ 12:19Jane Eyre
I will come to Antartica with you! I’m good with fires. I’m not going underwater though. I’ll stay on top and offer moral support and counseling.
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in May 21st, 2007 @ 12:36Dang. I need to look at this more often.
I am most definitely NOT reading through the hundred-odd posts to see what has happened (lazy), so can anyone tell me what has happened with Captain Nemo, if anything?
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in May 21st, 2007 @ 13:05*sigh* This is already to developed for me to hop in. I guess I’ll just wait for the next one.
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Alice
in May 21st, 2007 @ 14:29169- I think Spider-man knocked him out.
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in May 21st, 2007 @ 15:20Broly, The Legendary Super Saiyan
i could, of course, just fly away by controlling my chi or simply blast holes through these green-suited cretins, but i think it would be much more interesting to see how this “spider-man” fares against the two advancing upon us. he seems to know them…
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in May 21st, 2007 @ 17:41DL smiles. “Now we need to get to an airstrip. Or get a plane to come to us. I’ve got it! The limo doesn’t work, so we’ll blow it up and use it as a signal. There were probably planes up there putting out the fire. One should come to check it out. Then Spider-Man can swing up to it and the Feegles can take care of the pilot. They land it here, and the rest of us climb in.”
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Koko du Pelle
in May 22nd, 2007 @ 11:48173-Sorry, Broly, I’m in PC’s adventure now. You’ll have to handle them yourself.
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I think we need to make a plan for destroying Tiffany C.’s underwater base with other members of the orginazation in Antartica. How to blow up the limo? Think, think…
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in May 22nd, 2007 @ 16:51Spider-Man
I have it! Can the Nac Mac Feegles do something?
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in May 22nd, 2007 @ 19:01Hmm, Answer Man won’t do. I know! Light Metaknight!
I fight for justice, unlike my bro. What should I do?
I fly up, and grab the Goblin by the arms. I hold my sword under his helmet and await orders.
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in May 23rd, 2007 @ 16:39Spider-Man
I find Rabbit Mask’s gun that he dropped while ha and Laney were fleeing and use it on the limo’s gas tank. First mission accomplished!
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Koko du Pelle
in May 23rd, 2007 @ 16:44The green goblin doesn’t have a helmet, Mysterio does. Light Metaknight, after capturing Mysterio, is sparked into unconciousness by the Goblin. They both attack and shove Broly and Killian off the cliff. When they land, they are shoved into straitjackets and into a padded cell. It’s saiyan-proof, so Broly can’t break out with his saiyan powers.
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in May 23rd, 2007 @ 18:50The limo blows up. Five minutes later, a plane starts circling forty feet above the clearing. DL whispers “Spider-man! Now! Take the Feegles and swing up to the plane!”
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in May 23rd, 2007 @ 19:34I meant mask. I know my Spider-Man.
Light Metaknight
I awake to find the cave empty. After inspection, I notice Broly and my friend Killian in straitjackets in a cell. I pick the lock and cut the jackets with my sword. I fly them up to the plane and we wait for Spider-Man.
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in May 23rd, 2007 @ 20:57180- The plane is in my adventure, not this one.
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in May 23rd, 2007 @ 22:44I just wanted to say that I’m keeping up although I am in silent observation right now. What will the pilot say when they see me?
And this is confusing. Maybe a separate thread for the adventure without the plane, and we stay here because we have more posts here?
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Alice
in May 23rd, 2007 @ 23:02I’m here too, and I have a Dido-Twite-ey thing to say, no less, but not right now.
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in May 23rd, 2007 @ 23:18181- Huh?
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in May 25th, 2007 @ 06:21can i play?
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Koko du Pelle
in May 25th, 2007 @ 10:12Spider-Man
I take the Feegles up to the plane, and help them with the pilot.
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in May 25th, 2007 @ 20:36
Killian
wait, aren’t i on the edge of a cliff with goblins advancing?
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in May 25th, 2007 @ 23:16187- You were pushed off.
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Jadestone
in May 26th, 2007 @ 19:51Nac Mac Feegles, who have finally remembered about this thread and are aorry for forgettng it for a few days
“AYYYYYYYEEEEAA-”
*ash pilot’s head with their own*
“He’sa oot!”
“Wait, what’s that thurr, by hes waist??”
“Isa bot’le!! Ruum!”Someone had better get the alcohol out of the way if they want the Nac Mac Feegles to stay relitively sober
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in May 26th, 2007 @ 20:39Killian
*falling*
ahhhhgh! i just need to… there!
*turns around in mid air and grinds ranseur into side of the cliff* *comes to a grinding stop* whooo- hooo! what a ride… now for the climb back up…*Broly flies over edge of cliff* *Killian looks up* whaaaa…? *both fall to ground and are nocked unconsious*
sso thats how we got to the cave in strait jackets.
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C++darkmage
in May 26th, 2007 @ 20:41i mean, thats how we got to the cave. i don’t know why we have strait jackets. ask agagabagabag what happened.
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in May 26th, 2007 @ 22:18ok. what happened agagabagabag?
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in May 26th, 2007 @ 23:33
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in May 27th, 2007 @ 12:45193- ???
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in May 27th, 2007 @ 12:49Spider-Man
I grab the rum and hurl it out the window. Wait… WHO WILL FLY THE PLANE?????????(To Feegles) Can you fly a plane?
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The villians enter with an unconcios man. They put him in a strait-jacket and leave. Suddenly the man wakes up. “Wha… What happened?”
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in June 1st, 2007 @ 14:13[b] Puck [/b]
*Appears suddenly near the lime*
Hmm, I wonder where I am. Whatever. At least I have that magical juice that makes you fall in love with the first peson you see.
I wonder what happened here. *spots Captain Nemo*
Oh, look, here’s someone I can use it on. *rubs magic juice on CN’s eyes. Laughs*
Hey what are those guys doing? Is that ugly contraption supposed to fly? Are those…wings? No, they couldn’t be. They don’t look anything like my beautiful wings. *continues to watch helicopter*~~~~~~~~~~
How’s that? I know I can’t control other peoples actions, but I think it would be REALLY funny if Dido walked by just as Nemo was waking…
Maybe I’ll be gollum instead.
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Alice
in June 1st, 2007 @ 14:36196- No way! I think I’ll avoid Captain Nemo, in fact. I don’t even know what’s going or where I am. Maybe I’ll leave.
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in June 1st, 2007 @ 14:53196-Where is Captian Nemo, by the way? Back in the city? He should wake up soon. And miracuously heads toward the clearing where everyone else is.
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in June 1st, 2007 @ 14:59Feegles
“Fly it? Can we?”
“Er… I dunno.”
“Le’s jus’ push buttons till it does somethign!!”
“Agreeded!!”
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Prarilius Canix
in June 1st, 2007 @ 15:14The helicopter goes into a wild spin.
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in June 2nd, 2007 @ 11:49Feegles
“WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!”
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in June 2nd, 2007 @ 12:39Spider-Man
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe I can make it land? I randomly push buttons untill it does something please make it land PC…
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Now, where are Broly and Killian? They have stopped in my adventure. Oh, well, I’ll continue anyway…
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After you exlain, the man replies, “Thank you. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Alfred Johnson, and I seem to have been kidnapped by that guy in the weird green costume and that other guy, with the cape and glass helmet.”
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in June 3rd, 2007 @ 18:41heheheheheeeeeeeeee…
so, i am waiting for agagabagabag to do somthing… i don’t know where this cave eaven is.
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Necromancer
in June 4th, 2007 @ 09:25Bellatrix
wheee! The Trix is back!
hmm…
the Trix is confuzzled. The Trix has read the whole thread, but the Trix is still confuzzled as to the story line…
the Trix enjoys speaking in third person…
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Koko du Pelle
in June 4th, 2007 @ 09:50203- The cave’s location will be revealed when it has to be revealed. As long as you are in the cave, its location is irrelevent (sp?) and there fore I don’t have to reveal it yet. 204- Bellatrix, which adventure are you in? The correct AM (Adventuermaster) will try to help you. Agreed, PC? And PC, I tried pushing buttons randomly like the Feegles, what happens please? And I am waiting for either Broly or Killian to do something, and for something to happen.
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Prarilius Canix
in June 4th, 2007 @ 13:56The helicopter ascends five hundred feet and fires two objects from next to the landing skids.
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in June 4th, 2007 @ 19:59Killian
i walk over and kick the wall and hope something happens.
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Koko du Pelle
in June 5th, 2007 @ 19:18The wall falls over, revealing a room with a pool table and a card table, with the Goblin and Mysterio playing Go Fish at the card table.
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Oh man, but at least the copter isn’t spinning anymore. What are those things that fired from the skids? I can’t tell from this angle, but I think they are suction cups! (Yeah) I jump out of the copter and land safely using a parachute of webbing
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Prarilius Canix
in June 6th, 2007 @ 17:38The objects are plastic cones filled with compressed extinguishing foam, and they head towards the hottest object nearby, which is the helicopter.
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Koko du Pelle
in June 7th, 2007 @ 12:32209-Oh.
Spider-man
Uh oh, the extinguishers are putting out the helicopter, and it isn’t on fire! I use my webbing to reaim them at myself UGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!
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curious and questioning
in June 8th, 2007 @ 15:30Dodecahedron
thoughts: I wish I’d had a chance to go home before I died.
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hedgehogboy5
in June 8th, 2007 @ 16:51can i be in?
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Koko du Pelle
in June 9th, 2007 @ 13:16211-The Dodecahedron dies? When did he die?
212-Sure!
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Red-tailed HAWK
in June 9th, 2007 @ 13:31213-Girl. just thought I would say before she jumps on you with astounding 12-sided speed.
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Koko du Pelle
in June 10th, 2007 @ 18:03214-No!The Dodecahedron is male! In The Phantom Tollbooth he is referred to as “he”!
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Koko du Pelle
in June 12th, 2007 @ 12:33This thread is DEAD! Save it, GAPAs! Please!
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in June 13th, 2007 @ 14:29Spider-Man
I roll out of the way of the extinguishers and zip back up to the ‘copter on my webbing Feegles! Are you here?
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If I am correct, PC’s adventure contains me, and the Feegles, and the Dodecahedron,(who IS male, RtH!) and possibly the Trix and hedgehogboy5, but Dido seems to have left, and so has Captian Nemo(except that Puck love-potioned him). My adventure has Broly and Killian.
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The villians look up. “Hey, how’d you get loose?” yells the Goblin, and Mysterio fires the green pistol at Broly. His aim is perfect and Broly doesn’t have time to dodge the beam of dark green energy.
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Koko du Pelle, who would like people to POST on Ships' Logs and Museica, for goodness sake! And Muse RPG!
in June 14th, 2007 @ 10:07Oh, and the effect of Mysterio’s gun temporarily makes Broly an NPC, untill post…225. No, 223. Unless he resists, which is what happens. It only works on NPCs, making them temporarily villians. Unless they’re already villians. Hee hee…
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Koko du Pelle
in June 17th, 2007 @ 09:57This thread is dying.
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in June 21st, 2007 @ 21:31Indeed.
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Koko du Pelle
in June 25th, 2007 @ 09:45Spider-Man
Feegles! Where are you?
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in June 26th, 2007 @ 08:07Spider-Man
I give up on finding the Feegles,and push buttons randomly untill something happens.
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E2MB, you should get a character and join onw of the adventures. Maybe thn we could save this thread!
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Nothing happens. “I knew it wouldn’t work,” says the goblin. “I told you.” Suddenly Alfred Johnson leaps forward and gets kicked in the face. Mysterio fires again, and both Broly and Killian lose concuisness.
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Koko du Pelle
in June 28th, 2007 @ 09:28Where is everybody?
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in June 29th, 2007 @ 14:17AUUUGGGHHH NOONES POSTING ARRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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Alice
in July 8th, 2007 @ 17:38220- You said indeed! Cool! Join the indeed-sayers club!
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in July 8th, 2007 @ 17:46Feegles seem to have vanished. This adventure is hereby put on hold until a substantial number of characters return.
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in July 8th, 2007 @ 18:27I’m here. But I’m super confused.
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Jadestone
in July 9th, 2007 @ 14:31Dodecahedron from the book may be male, but c+q is female and so might her character.
Feegles
*falling at a rapid downward plunge*
“AYYYYYYYCRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-”*thump*
“Er… ohlook, ‘t’s them bigjobs again.”
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in July 10th, 2007 @ 16:05228-What bigjobs?
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Oh, there you are! Feegles, why didn’t you answer when I called you in the helicopter?
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When Broly and Killian regain conciousness, they are once again in straitjackets. The wall has been put back up.
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in July 22nd, 2007 @ 17:08DL attempts to control the situation. “Everyone into the copter,” she shouts. “I’ll fly it.”
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Koko du Pelle
in July 23rd, 2007 @ 12:18Spider-Man
I obey Flight 689 is now departing for Antartica!
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cilroxmysox
in July 29th, 2007 @ 13:40Super-Chic
i dont wanna go to antartica!!!!!!!!!!!
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Prarilius Canix
in July 30th, 2007 @ 19:53232- Do you have any idea what’s going on?
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in August 6th, 2007 @ 12:17Spider-man
Whack! Somebody appeared out of nowhere! Who are you?
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Read some previous posts to see whats going on.
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Koko du Pelle
in August 21st, 2007 @ 15:09PC, is it legal to switch characters?
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in August 23rd, 2007 @ 11:44141- Oh my Fsm or jesus mike?
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in August 23rd, 2007 @ 18:02235- Nope, sorry. You’re stuck with Spidey.
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Koko du Pelle
in August 24th, 2007 @ 11:00Spider-Man
I said, who are you?
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I am waiting for Broly or Killian to do something.
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Pugwit
in August 27th, 2007 @ 19:38I’m new to this, What am I supposed to do? Choose a charecter? Can it be from a book? Can I be Lina, from The City of Ember, and The People of Sparks?
P.S. Those books rule!
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in August 27th, 2007 @ 20:08239- Of course!
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in August 27th, 2007 @ 21:26Thank you! Sorry if I need to other you once more, were am I? and what am I supposed to do?
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in August 27th, 2007 @ 22:06241- You basically do whatever you want. At the moment, you’re in a clearing in a recently burnt forest. Several outlandish figures are on a hovering helicopter above you.
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in August 27th, 2007 @ 23:19Um… Ok! I’m Lina Mayfleet from Ember, I guess
If the name turns out really horrible looking, with random B’s on the sides, sorry! I’m guessing on how it make it bold…
Lina Mayfleet*Looks around strangley* “Oh! um… Were am I? And what is that?! ” *Looks up at the helicopter* “Hello! Is anyone up in that… in that hovering thing?! ” *Yells to the figures*
“I dont think I’m supposed to be here, in this- um… place!” “I think I’m very lost! Can one of you tell me whats going on?! My name is Lina! ” * Looks around again* “What or where is this place?!”
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in August 28th, 2007 @ 13:28Spider-Man
*looks down* We’re about to go to Antartica. I can explain in full later. Here… I hoot my webbing down, making a rope between the helcopter on the ground that Lina can climb hand-over-hand
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in August 28th, 2007 @ 19:13Lina
*Looks up* “Who are you?! I wont go up until I know!” *clutches
rope* “And what is that thing your hovering on?!” ” I dont know if I can trust you! And where is this “Antartica”? Please explian! whats going on? I dont want to cuase you any trouble on your flight! Mr.? Umm… who’ever you are!” * looks nervousley at helicopter, and then sits down in the opening feeling lost, *
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in August 28th, 2007 @ 19:16Hi! I’m new and I think I’ll be Doon also from the ember books.
Is that ok?
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in August 28th, 2007 @ 21:20I
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in August 29th, 2007 @ 13:56Spider-Man
Oops, sorrry. My name is Spider-Man. You can trust me. Antartica is very far south. You can’t go any farther south than that. This is a helicoopter. Come on up! We haven’t got all day!
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in August 30th, 2007 @ 18:15Well, Okay then. but you’ll have to explain in detial, as I said, I dont think I’m ment to be here. And why am I here and not Doon? Doon is my best friend and I want him to be here to. Do you think Mr. Spider-Man that you could take me back to sparks? (Sparks is the only city in the ember books) So that I can find Doon! Is there anyway he can come too? *starts climbing to rope* And how is that helicop-ter-thing floating?
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Koko du Pelle
in August 31st, 2007 @ 12:09Spider-Man
Well… I don’t think I could get you back to Sparks, but this Doon guy might arrive. Come on!
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in August 31st, 2007 @ 17:53Umm… Alright, but you promiss that the thing your riding wont bite me? Or Doon once he comes? *starts climbing higher*… *reaches top* This is high up isnt it? You still havent told me who you are Mr. Spider-Man Sir?
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Koko du Pelle
in September 1st, 2007 @ 10:50Wugwit, weren’t you going to be Doon?
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Don’t worry, it won’t bite you.
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in September 1st, 2007 @ 11:56Yes, she is going to be Doon, I’ll remind her some way, she was waiting for you to tell her that she can be Doon…
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*Reaches the top* Are you sure, its growling? Maybe I shoul go and find Doon, so that I wont cuase you any problems. But, if you want me stay, I’m sure I can help in some way or other. Sparks is probably far off, I mean really. I could stay and help caring for your helicopter pet-growling thing.
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Koko du Pelle
in September 2nd, 2007 @ 18:51Spider-Man
Oh… growling… that’s the motor.
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agagabagabag zepata
in September 2nd, 2007 @ 19:02Light Metaknight
Fly up to the helicopter.
“Hey spidey. How’s it goin’? I was gone cus I tried to get that spot in brawl, but my cousin got it. Who’s that?”
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in September 2nd, 2007 @ 20:52*Looks confused* I’m Lina Mayfleet, from Ember-no! Sparks, I’m from Sparks. Mr. Spider-Man said that I have to go with him and help care for his helicopter. I’m waiting for Doon, um, Doon Harrow to arive, if he’s going to arive *says in high hopes*. Mr. Spider-Man your helicopter and probably everything here is made from electrity, yes? Doon would like that. He just found electricity, in Sparks (in The People of Sparks, that secocnd Ember Book). Who are you? *asks sudenly freaked out and confused.* Can I go down, this is really high up, maybe Doon is down there, may I go and come back? If you two need privacy? *starts climbing down in panic* Good-Bye! I’ll come up if you need me! *reaches the bottom* *waves towrd the helicopter* *starts running around into and out of theforest in hopes of finding Doon* Doon! Doon! Are you there! Doon Harrow! It’s me, Lina! Please come out! *runs back to the bottom of the rope* He’s not there, may I stay here for a while?! * sits down cross-leged, in hopes of Doon coming out of the forest* Call if you need me, Okay?!
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I, man-gator
in September 2nd, 2007 @ 21:07256-oh yes…good book…
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in September 2nd, 2007 @ 23:06Isn’t it?! Its my favoritte book! Go random Ember people!
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in September 13th, 2007 @ 17:38anyone there?
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in September 16th, 2007 @ 10:23259-Me!
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