*Middle English for “quiet madness,” a name that doesn’t mean very much but that is undeniably coole.
This ever-popular thread is for foreign languages and other unusual means of communication. Version 2007.1 and its predecessors will give you an idea of how it works.
Hola, mi amigos! Bienvenidos a “Coy Woodnesse!” Es muy bien, y muy exelente. Como estan hoy? Estoy bien.
Supith! Firstith Postith?
I don’t get Elizabethian.
Manth. Seconth postith.
Odus anyay ofay ymus ellowfay usebloggersmay ecogniserus isthay anguagelus? Ius etbay omesay illway!
(Isthus isay UNFAY!!! :smile:)
4- Piglatin? But I’m not sure.
Salvete amici Latinae! And that’s about the only phrase of any real use that I know.
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Alternately: box box box box box box box box.
Cyayn yyoyu uynydyeyrysytyaynyd mye? Iyt’ys pyryoybyaybylyy vyeyryy eyaysy.
8- Yyeys Iy cyayn.
Orfay oncay I on’tday nowkay hatway otay aysay.
Mmmay, igpay atinlay…
Romfay hatay I’ve servedobay, it’s ardhay otay alktay otay runkday eoplepay on hetay honepay…and otay alktay hileway issingkay…utbay ouyay idntday earhay hattay romfay emay…eayay…
Oh, and ymay riendfay and I iscovereday hosetay eirdway ubulartay hingiestay tay a laygroundpay odaytay. I evernay nderstooduay hatway heytay ereway orfay. Utbay heyretay unfay, orfay omesay easonray.
And I hinktay I’m ettingay etterbay tay ypingtay niay igpay atinlay ownay.
9– icenay.
I love Elizabethan…it’s gorgeous. Unfortunately, I don’t think that I’m all that great at writing in it
And honestly? “Coy Woodnesse” is the sweetest phrase on Earth.
Bonjour!!! Commo ca va? Je tres bien. Parle tu francias? Je suis (eating) la glace. Jaime boucoup la glace!!!
Sorry about that, kinda weird, but I dont know TOO much french, I would, but I am lazy right now. Foreign languages are awesome!!!
I adore Elizabethan, even more since I learned to speak it correctly.
OOH
PC, do you remember sedverre bleslasyl?
YESSSSS 8D
IS LANGUAGE NERD TYME
Mis brazos son como la cerveza o el queso!
I promise that I will actually post about language (instead of random Spanish phrases) if I have someone to talk about them with.
Can anyone properly explain ergative-absolutive languages to me? (Basque, I believe, is an example.)
7 (Axa)- I have no idea what you just said but BEST. EMOTE. EVAR.
11- Je vais tout à fait bien, merci pour demander ! Quelle saveur est votre crème glacée ? La mienne est menthe poivrée ! Vraiment magneficant ! air* de *kisses
I suppose elizabethan is pretty fun. Thats shouldd be MBs official language!
15- c’est quelle saveur est votre glace, non? j’aime le vanille.
6- salve! regulus et canis fuscus. that’s the only latin i know.
i can speak french well though!
Mon glace et CHOCOLATE!!!!…. Ou une saveur qui s’appelle “Norwegian Chai”. C’est magnifique
eh heh….
Hablo español y frances. (Pues, y ingles pero ya sabes eso.) Me gusto helado, si, si. Helado de chocolate! y helado de “norwegian chai”
oops, that should be Mon glace EST chocolat… sorry
Quien quiero manteqia de cacahuete en el ceribro?
No puetho hablar espanol en el computadore
mi computadora no tienen tildes.

estoy muy cansada (cansada NO ES cansada, jajaja)
Y no tengo un novio. No es importante, pero es triste.
Tengo muchos amigos.
14: ( ´∀`) Japanese emoticons are a language in and of themselves haha.
ã†ã†ã†ã†ã†ãŠ
今日ã®ç©ºã¯ã†ã¤ãã—ã„ã。
Uuuuuuuuuo
Today’s sky is beautiful isn’t it.
The last one said: “Good evening~ My name is Alexandra.
My Japanese is…very bad!”
IT REALLY IS. sfhkasfd if you could read it you’d know.
8 e9 h95 5y8hi 5yq5 qh69h3 28oo g3 qgo3 59 7he34w5qhe 5y8w.
Teenthir (kiKi_greatthe)- Iyes, bermemredo versedre blesasyll. Wasnameits Agegulan.
4- It was Pig Latin.
One improvement I can make to basic Pig Latin is also using the word ending -us alongside with the word ending -ay. Example:
Iay eallyray ikelay isthay eadthray vs. Ius eallyray ikelus isthay eadthray.
The second seems more like a real language, does it not?
Speaking of Pig Latin, my social studies teacher played a CD called, Oresnay, Oresnay, sung completely in Pig Latin. It was mostly slow chants, and they were supposed to give us an idea
what real medival chants sounded like. It said some funny stuff that was totally unrelated to the Church, which real chants then were about. Has anyone else heard of this CD?
1337 counts as an “unusual mean of communication,” right? `//\`/! 1337 |20(|
Aiya, meldor! Sina quettar nar velicë!
spanish or italian?
qui peut parler francais aussi?
je parle francais
sorta. I mostly forgot.
I’m taking Latin and Spanish this year. It’s going to be fun!
onay! onay! iay amay otnay inay anishspay isay earyay! adbay oolschay! eryvay adbay!
嬆´®˜å†ˆ√´ ¬´¥≤ ˆ åµ ©øˆ˜© †ø ∫´ †å˚ˆ˜© å˜ ø˜¬ˆ˜´ ¬å†ˆ˜ ç¬åßß †˙ˆß ¥´å®≤ å˜∂ å ß†å˜ƒø®∂ ˙©˙ßçøø¬ ø˜¬ˆ˜´ †˙ˆ˜© ˜´≈† ¥´å®≥ ©ø µ´¡¡¡¡
BWAH HA HA HA HAHA!
Oh whee.
I get to take French this coming/Freshman year.
I’m gonna have a GOOD time!
25- I hope Glassboro doesn’t notice…
32- Ãå¥ ƒø® †˙´ 嬆∫¨††ø˜¡
Decode. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahdoeshahahahahahahahahahahahahahthishahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahacounthahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah?
00101010 01000010 01001001 01001110 01000001 01010010 01011001 00101010
32- You said:
嬆´®˜å†ˆ√´ ¬´¥≤ ˆ åµ ©øˆ˜© †ø ∫´ †å˚ˆ˜© å˜ ø˜¬ˆ˜´ ¬å†ˆ˜ ç¬åßß †˙ˆß ¥´å®≤ å˜∂ å ߆嘃ø®∂ ˙©˙ßçøø¬ ø˜¬ˆ˜´ †˙ˆ˜© ˜´≈†¥´å®≥ ©ø µ´¡¡¡¡
Translation:
alternatively, I am going to take [?] online later class this year, and a stanford [?] school online thing next year. gome!!!!
Or something along those lines.
101010.
1 (0|\||-|_|53|) 4|_|_ 7|-|353 |24|\||)0|\/| 9309|_3 8`/ 741|{1|\|6 1|\| 1337!!!
|-|_||\| 70 7|-|3 3+7|23|\/|3, |\/|`/ |-|213|\||)5.
39- See 34.
36, 38- Aghh binary help.
37- Yeah, basically.
38- *
41- 01111001 01100101 01100001 01101000 00101100 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 go to [Oh, let’s not go there again. Binary got out of hand last time and it takes extra time to moderate. — Rebecca]
I’ve wanted to learn how to talk/write in binary. Anyone up for explaining how it works?
35- Ã奠ˆ˜∂´´∂´.
Oh, nevermind then. I found a site that explains it in a way I get. And it has a text-to-binary converter. Fun…
42- Does it take extra time to moderate because you have to decode it?
43- ôß≥ ˆ ∑ø˜∂´® ∑˙¥ ÆÅÆ å˜∂ ÆÃÆ ¬øø˚ †˙´ ßåµ´≥ Ø® ∂ø †˙´¥¿ ˇ˙´¥ ˙å√´ ∂ˆƒƒ´®´˜†µå®˚ß ø√´® †˙´ †øπ≥ ˆ †˙ˆ˜˚≥
If that needs decoding too, then I’ll stop.
81522 12152120 208917?
42- Sorry, I don’t really speak binary. I can only do simple counting. 101010 is 42 in binary.
44- could you post that link, with spaces, if the GAPAs permit? I don’t understand binary either…
I speak some Latin and quite a bit of French.
Phi, Phae, Pho, Phum, Sanguinem olfacio troianorum virum
Chuck Norris ikke spør “som er din far”, fordi han allerede vet svaret.
Der ikke er noen våpen av masseødeleggelse i Iraq ; Chuck Norris liv i Oklahoma.
Det er ikke tornados ; Chuck Norris akkurat hater tilhengerparker.
Etter en natt av partying, Chuck Norris ikke kaster opp ; han kaster ned.
Frase “død ringer” det visesr til noen som sitter bak Chuck Norris i et filmteater og glemmer til Ã¥ vende deres celletelefon av.
This is a rough Norwegian translation I’m getting from the Webernet.
47- No, it actually just told me how to put numbers into binary and take them out agiian, not how they related to letters.
11- i can help….. i relatively fluent (i was in emrsion for 4 years 5 years ago)Bonjour!!! Common ca va? Ca va tres bien. Parle tu francias? Je mange la glace. Jaime beaucoup la glace!!! thats beter! unfortunately my spelling is a bit rusty…..
28- je peux parler francais tres bein et je veux apprendre la langues des allemande.
bonjour! est qu’il y a beaucoup de persons qui parle francais ici? c’est domage qu’il n’ y a pas les autre canadiens ici…. j’ ete mis dans l’emersion quand j’ete 4. mais quand j’ete dans le quatrieme anne j’avais alle a une ecole d’art. je veux fair tout les accents mais sur cette ordinateur folle je ne peux pas.
skips off conjugating verbs
Mis amigos son locos. Mis amigas son locas tambien. Ay. Mis padres son payasos estupidos, y estoy enojada a el mundo y mis amigos y mis padres. No estoy enojada a mis amigas- mis amigas son simpaticas, pero loca tambien.
51- i LOVE conjugating french verbs. and the subjunctive. while i am jealous of your immersion/fluentness, i did notice you misused etre and avoir a couple times. it’s j’avais 4 ans et je suis alle. and j’etais not j’ete but i can’t really spell in english so i shouldn’t complain. just thought you might like to know.
les claviers francais sont differents que les aux etats-unis, pas seulement parce qu’il y a des accents mais aussi qu’il y a les lettres dans les autres places: q, a, et w je sais certainement. qu’est-ce qu’on aime faire?
53- merci. je suis terrible avec le passé composé et écrir en français. Sur mon…….um……. report card……. j’avais les 90 dans la lecture et l’orale mais le 70 dans l’écriture. Je suis dans straussbourg maintenant, c’est un ville dans le France très proche de l’allemande. J’aime beacoup le Foret Noir dans l’Allemande parce-que c’est très jolie. Les claviers ici sont vraiment étrange. J’aime beaucoup dessiner et un jour (j’esper) je vais fair un livre de bande dessine. qu’est ce que vous aimez faire, le chipmunk qui tue?
ˆ çå˜ ßπ´å˚ †˙ˆß ¬å˜©¨å©´∫¨†ˆçå˜æ† ∂´çø∂´ ˆ†.
Sprechen du Deustch? Ich spreche Deustch. Ich habe fur ein Jahre Deustch gelernt. Ich werde es lerne nexte (?) Jahre auch. Es is so cool! Ich habe in Deutsch viele gelernt.
A SSSS in various other languages:
This has degenerated into me playing with a translator. Adios.
I speak a native american language called Lushootseed (www.en.wikipedia.org/Lushootseed )
This is the story of Crow when she was brought to the earth.
al tudi tuhakw, hikw siyab a tsi k’ak’a.
A long time ago, Crow was very high class.
lebestixw ixw-dxwal tieh stubsh kweidsda xweyaliwe.
She was going to get married to a man named Little Diver
halh sulh a(l) xweyaliwe, gwel hikw siyab.
He was good looking and high class.
hay, absstudeqes qiyuuqs a dxwal k’ak’a.
This crow had slaves.
ukhf a q’ilbid a hadzay xweyaliwe.
They went on the boat to find Little Diver.
elgwe sulh a tieh stubsh a hibuleb.
They saw a man on the island.
“lalilxw lhi, studeqes” cut a tsi k’ak’a.
Get us in closer, slaves! said the crow.
TO BE CONTINUED
ITs continued now.
lebechas, u, tsi degwi cut a tieh stubsh.
Will you marry me? said the man.
gwat ewey tieh get? cut a tsi k’ak’a
Who the heck is this guy? said the crow
stebtabel ti dsda, cut a tieh stubsh
My name is Bear. said the man.
o, sah, xwei le halh, cut a tsi kaka.
Your ugly, really ugly, said the crow.
“kacats lhi, studeqes!” cut a tsi k’ak’a.
Get me out of here, you slaves, said Crow.
elgwe sulh a tieh stubsh a tiieh hibuleb.
They saw a man on another island.
TO BE CONTINUED
this therd is
GAPAS could you take this therd off the site? Nobody ever posts here. Even though I love this site, being a quadrilingual. Could you revive it?
61 (Cliff) – You’re quadlingual? That’s so cool! What languages do you speak?
Herestillim.
61- I happen to love this thread!
why would you want to take it away from me?
WHY?!
anyways, I’m learning sign language. : D
I started last year, and then stopped a bit over the summer, but now I’m starting again.
So now I am fluent in English, okay at French, fluent in writing Elvish, and know quite a bit in sign language.
Hablo espanol* muy bien.
*Yes, I know there should be a little squiggle above the n. I’m too lazy to go into Character Map.
Iand Agegulanspeak wellyver. Allteraf, ittedvenini.
64 (Fortune Cell) – I’m learning Sign Language, too!
I’m fluent in English,
Proficient in Spanish (I passed the proficiency exam, anyway),
Fluent in written Elvish,
and okay-ish in American Sign Language.
I know all the letters in sign language and as much as I could decipher/remember from that blonde at church three years ago. I can letter-sign now.
I’m going to this random college for a feild trip and we’re learning sign language there.
Oh! I can also read Japanese. I only know a few of the actual words, but I know both of the alphabets (Katakana and Hiragana), and I know a fair amount of Kanji (Chinese Characters)
I speak English, Spanish, Lushootseed and S’Klallam. Also I speak a little Tlingit and Armenian.
I’ve never heard of Lushootseed *looks up*
Lushootseed (also xʷəlšucid, dxʷləšúcid, Puget Salish, Puget Sound Salish, Skagit-Nisqually) is the language or dialect continuum of several Salish Native American groups of modern-day Washington state. Lushootseed is a member of two main divisions of the Salishan language group, Coast Salish and Interior Salish.
My aunt and cousins used to live in Armenia, but only my aunt knows Armenian.
What’s it like to be quadlingual?
70- its actually really fun. But the sad thing is that Lushootseed is endangered. There’s only about 3000 speakers left and 200 of those are over the age of 70. Also, I am actively working with the Rosetta Stone Foundation on Lushootseed and Sklallam along with elders of those respective tribes, because there is a direct possibility that I could be one of the last speakers.
Every week, 10 languages (about) becomes extinct. There are 200 languages with less than five speakers, including Siletz Dee-Ni and Yuchi. In 1993 Lushootseed was a language that 17 people spoke, but since it was inserted into Native schools, it has risen. I advise everyone to learn lushootseed. www. tulaliplushootseed. com
Too bad they banned 1337 on here.
I would really love to learn it–is it hard? I’m learning Spanish, and hope to one day become fluent. I also would like to become fluent in Sign Language (I’m planning on taking an advanced course this summer to get better). I’d love to help save endangered languages!
73- well, it looks hard at first because it has a new alphabet, but once you get going its easy. Halh ha’adzo! (good luck)
Yeah, I was looking at the website and all the little letters that look like exponents were really confusing
Are there verb tenses?
75-yes, but its easy. you add ?es- to a word. so lhalhil means “he lives there” and ?eslhalhil means “he lived there”. The alphabet is easy. good website: http:// www. geocities.com/pugetsalish/alphabet2.htm
[The GAPA’s aren’t keen on external links, but this one looks all right, so I’m refraining from zapping — Rosanne]
The exponents are easy, just pronounce them, so gʷ is pronounced gw. The only irradical letters are xʷ (wh, like you are blowing out a birthday cake), x̌ʷ, which sounds like khf, ƛ, which is a really fast tl, and ɫ, which you make by putting your tongue on the roof of your mouth and blowing out.
Sorry Rosanne, but I’m just trying to save an endangered language…
Also if you go to that website you might not be able to understand me because that website is in Southern Lushootseed, spoken by the Suquamish, Duwamish, Squaxin, Muckleshoot, and Puyallup peoples, and I speak Northern Lushootseed (Lummi, Nooksack, Snohomish, Skagit, and Sauk-Suiattle
So there is only present tense and past tense? Are there changes in tense for He, She, We, They, I, You, etc.?
I’m working on the vocabulary, but it’s hard because there won’t really be a way I can practice with another person, verbally. I guess I’ll work on the written, then if I move to Washington or something I’ll learn to speak it
…or maybe I’ll make THF learn it, too.
Well, no there are no tense changes. You use the verb for every thing. so for example, eshiiÉ« means, to be happy. eshiiÉ« chud means, I’m happy. eshiiÉ« chuf means, your happy. But the difference between the past tense marker and the verb eshiiÉ« is that there is no silent mark before it.
So what words have you learned so far?
Well, I’m working on the phrases on the first website you gave me: How is the day? It’s cold, It’s hot, It’s raining, It’s snowing. The alphabet is still rather confusing, though, so it might take awhile.
I’m glad there aren’t different verb tenses for everything, because then it would be really really hard. Is the grammar and sentence structure similar to English?
Not at all. In the sentence: We will unwrap this thing that the hunters gave us: ɫugwexhalijed cheɫ ti?e?h ds(h)el?dub e ti s-?ub?ubedi. Literally, Will open it we this me given to by the hunters.
That should be really difficult to learn. ::ponders::
I think what I really need is an English-Lushootseed dictionary. The library doesn’t have one, so I guess I’ll find one online or something. Is there an easy way to learn grammar/sentence structure, or is there no pattern?
Dawn Bates, Tom Hess, Vi Hilbert. Lushootseed dictionary, search it on Amazon.
It’s $40.00. Hmm. Maybe I’ll beg my library to get it
Eschal Chuf? Sorry it costs so much. well first learn all the stuff off the websites. Then if you want to continue, then buy it. also there’s a chock full of stuff on the Tulalip elementary school website, google it. huy’
hello, anybody home?
Yeah, I’m here.
I haven’t learned much, though, I’ve been insanely busy with NaNoWriMo and I’ve been sick so I have tons of make-up work. But I’ll try to learn more over Thanksgiving Break
I have no language learning talent whatsover, except for the fact that I’m almost fluent in Spanish.
Wait, I know leet.
Okay, Spanish and leet.
88- well, it just comes to people naturally sometimes. I don’t know where I got it from because my mom can speak two languages and my dad can speak one. so can my brother. But I can speak 4 because i am teh pwnage at languages.
89 (Cliff Eagle) – what languages do your parents speak? how did you learn the other languages/how long did it take you?
My dad speaks english. My Mom speaks english and spanish. I learned spanish through my school, Lushootseed through my relatives, and S’Klallam online.
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*pies (or “cakes”, whatever)*
92- Woah, what happend?
92- Sorry to triple post, but that’s weird… The Chinese characters turned into boxes for some reason, and now they’re normal again.
94- Entferdif sersbrow. Stillmine themshows boxesas.
71- i went to that website and it sounds really cool but really hard to learn.
I can somewhat understand leet. but i can’t write it. i sort of stare at the leet and squint and pretend the numbers/symbols are letters.
71- Do you live in Washington State.
Naika wauwau . . . er . . .
Forget it.