New and confused? Stop here first for help and a warm welcome, MuseBlog style. Be prepared for airborne pastry.
Please read The Rules. You might also glance at The HG2MB (Hitchhiker’s Guide to MuseBlog), which contains helpful hints regarding local customs, lingo, and other peculiarities of the blog; smiley information included.
First of all, try to capitalize your posts (properly). Second, USE PROPER PUNCTUATION!!! Third, see The last thread. If you obey everything on it (except for the things that are obviously jokes) and on the HG2MB and The Rules you’ll do fine. Welcome, newcomers! *pies*
*pies all n00bs*
Cookie dough pie nuke too all noobies
Sup n00bies! Yes, we are all secret agents planning to take over the world.
Read the HG2MB and Rules.
Capitalize and punctuate right.
NO singing the llama song.
Or Pinball wizard.
Please try not to randomly post.
A while ago, we had an abundance of gross names. Please make your name something that we wont all get grossed out at.
No smiley armies.
*pies n00bies again*
I wish there was more comments on here
oh well
5-n00b? *pies anyway*
5: avoid the Hot Topics thread unless you have the intellectual and argumentative capacity to defend your viewpoint.
hey,since i’ve been on for a year can you pie me?
4- Now, that’s not fair. *Sings “Ever since I was a young boy/I’ve played the silver ba-“**Is tackled to the ground and pied* All right, all right. I’ll shut up. *starts humming Trow’s Kind*
hey do I count as a new comer I just joined this week
4- WHAT? I just learned what the Llama Song is! Now you’re telling me not to sing it? Hmph. (Just kidding, obviously.)
Pies spazcontrol81. Welcome!! [}~ [}~ [}~
Hey I’d like to ask for a thread. Harry Potter: Badly written litterature?
13-You could just talk about it on the Deathly Hallows thread.
13-You don’t like it? w00t! A fellow child lost in the world of instinctually harry-loving droids!
(jk 
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ahhh how could you!!!! harry potter rocks!!!!!!
All newbs:
:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::lol::lol::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::lol::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::lol::lol::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
:mrgreen::lol::lol::mrgreen::lol::lol::mrgreen::mrgreen::lol::lol::mrgreen::lol::lol::lol::lol::mrgreen::lol::lol::lol:
:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::lol::lol::lol::mrgreen::mrgreen::lol::lol::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::lol::lol::lol::mrgreen::mrgreen::lol:
:mrgreen::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::mrgreen::mrgreen::lol::lol::mrgreen::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::mrgreen:
:mrgreen::lol::lol::lol::lol::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::lol::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::lol::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::lol:
It worked!!
17- Please do not suggest to the innocent newbies that that is the right thing to do, because it most certainly is not. It bogs down some people’s internet. (Not mine, but some of them.)
how do you make smiley faces?
i`m so bored
bwa-ha-ha
20-23-WOAH!! Slow down, there. I, being a member of the PoPoPo, must warn you about Pointless Posting, or PoPoing. You just had 4 PoPos in a row. That is frowned upon on Museblog. Since you’re a n00b, I’ll let you off with a warning this time, but be careful. Do that again and you’ll be fined virtual choklit. Oh, and read the Rules and the HG2MB. Those will tell you all you need to know about rules, etiquette, and how to make smilies.:)
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Oh, and forry4601, *pies*!
Hi! I think I joined last weekend, but summer makes me lose my sense of time. Anyway, I’ve been here long enough to post on other threads. *Pies newer newbies*
well heres a late welcome pie for you. i hope you like it, its scotch
Welcome!!!!!! *pies everyone in sight, newbies or otherwise*
I thought that I’d been neglecting my duties, but this thread is fairly empty, I already pied forry[numbers].
Hi Unintended Pun! Welcome to Museblog! *Pies eveyone reading this*
I just realized that I was never pied as a newbie. Most likely because I never came to this thread. Hm. Ah, well.
Well, then, I’ll pie you now. *pies*
hello dears, I am back. Yeah, me. Remember me? Anyway, what did I miss?
34- Why yes, I do remember you. What you missed depends on what threads you frequent and when you left.
19- Sorry, Glassboro. I didn’t realize what you pointed out could happen.
(35) Lizzie might appreciate a welcome-back pie.
When last seen on the blog, in June, she mostly frequented Hot Topics, MuseBlog Fanfiction, Romance & Relationships, and the monthly random threads.
Ah, yes. *pies Lizzie with whatever her favorite pie is* Mostly you missed a lot of people dying of heat.
36-He was way too harsh. Something that small, and with a special purpose, is perfectly fine. Any chocolate he took from you for that is now returned. *gives chocolate*
Oh, *pies Lizzie*
I’m back too! Got back from CTY on Friday. I would ask what I missed, but I guess alice just answered that…..probabl way more has happened on PPP then I’ll ever be ble to catch up with. ugh……
*pies emmatheduck* You have been gone a long time.
Hey there, and welcome to the Muse blog. It’s great to have you joining us. I’m sure we’ll all have a great time together.
4- no one will tell me the lama song…. sob…..
pies Lizzie, i wondered where you went….i cqnt find the asterisk button….
44-This is as much of it as I could find:
Here’s a llama, there’s a llama
And another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama duck!!
I think it’s cute, so I don’t know why everyone hates it so. I will try to find a longer peice of it…
45 -basically because we’ve heard it far too many times.
Star Wars Gangsta Rap
It’s not the east or the west side
No it’s not
It’s not the north or the south side
No it’s not
It’s the dark side
That’s correct
Keep frontin’ the Empire
To all you Vader-haters out there:
We’ll blow your planet up!
What is thy bidding, my master?
It’s a disaster, Skywalker we’re after
What if he could be turned to the Dark Side?
Yes, he’d be a powerful ally, another dark Jedi
He will join us or die!
etc. etc. etc. That thing rocks. More than the Llama Song. But they’re both fr00dylicious.
I’m a n00bie!
I’ve never heard of that song before.
*pies Sandygirl = )*
39- Oh, come on. I was trying to help people with slow browsers, as well as prevent people like me from getting more annoyed. And you know perfectly well that I would not fine choklit or chocolate any more, having quit the *coughpointlesscough* PoPoPo a few months ago.
*pies Alice*
Anyone remember little old Gwen? I’ve been away for an extensive period, but I must say it’s refreshing to return. Everyone from the days of yore, sound off. I’m not quite new, but I’ll gladly take to a pieing.
(52) Gwendolyn, great to see you!
52-*Pies* Want to join my new ship? Head to the new Ships’ Logs thread!
Welcome back! *pies again*
52- Weirdly enough, I know exactly who you are. I must spend too much time reading old threads.
*pies Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas*
52- nice to see you again! I remember you!
52-*pies*
How long have u been gone?
53- *dabs eyes with hanky* Thank you, Miss Lasley. GAPAs have a wonderful way of somehow remembering all the drifting bloggers who float in and out of this place’s midst. If I had a pound sterling for all the people who have done exactly what I did here, I’d have enough for a delicious five-course gourmet meal. And yet you can still recollect a good deal of them? Remarkable.
54- Way ahead of you. Check the thread.
55- Well, Alice, I can tell we’re going to be friends if you are truly that deep into a fetish that you would read posts I and others made eons ago (don’t send your nuclear warheads at me for incorrect grammar). I suppose you know all about the Pie Wars and the inventions then, eh? More power to you for posessing such archaic knowledge.
56- Really? I vaguely remember you (no offense meant). Most of the people I really knew seem to either not be on today or having fled the blog screaming.
57-Nearly a year. I’m an awful old wanker, I know, but it’s wonderful to see people.
Hello, Gwendolyn! Of course we remember you. Mae govannen!
I believe that GOTES’s last post before her sabbatical was on the COMPLAINTS thread on October 28.
58- I didn’t even know that pounds sterling were still used. Hmm. Or maybe it was something else that was replaced with pounds sterling. I really need an encyclopedia from this century.
I don’t actually know about the Great Pie Wars; they aren’t threads that I’ve haunted much. I know how they started, and some other random history, but not much else. They looked like fun, though. I’m still trying to get my own history with Pie Wars straight. Ummmmmm… Maybe I’ll write an essay… “A History of the Second (Third?) Pie War and my Involvement in the Aforementioned.” Even though I wouldn’t write a very good history, since I didn’t get involved until the third thread.
59- Oh, dearie me, I did some awful griping. *pies self with rhubarb*. I had forgotten about my old abbreviation. Made me chuckle when I saw it.
60- Because I am rather poser-ish and unknowledgeable about British currency, I don’t either. However, I think you grasp the point of the analogy. I should go look that up, though… *waddles off*
Hello and welcome back, Gwen. No hard feelings about the multitude of papaya dumplings delivered at high velocity?
I remember you, Gwendolyn. What I forget is if we (the Jadestone side) pied you in the pie wars. I have a feeling that we did… Well, of course we did, but I think that you weren’t with The Opposition. I forget completely, though. Basically all that I remember is that the JS side consisted of JS, me, and Brave Sir Robbin. I wonder where Robbin is…
62- Forgiven. I lurve papaya!
63- I was part of The Opp (originally The Neutrals). I was the great pie inventor! I basically just pulled weapon names from out of the air, and mixed them with pie flavors, resulting in highly destructive pastry-based assault.
Hey all! n00b here.
Well, uh, hi!
65- *pies*
Does this seem strange and confusing to you? I remember it was strange and confusing to me, and I wasn’t even on the Newcomers thread…
Though that might account for it somewhat.
64- Okay, I was wrong. it was a year ago or something, though. Anyway, welcome back.
58- heh, I’ve been here since the good ol’ Gaboomba days, but I’ve kind of averaged about one post per two weeks, so it’s not surprising that you don’t remember me that well.
65-*Pies* How long have you been recieving Muse?
65- *macine-guns pies in general direction* Namaskar!
65-*drops 1.17118573 metric tonnes of cherry pie on the n00b*
Wow. Are we welcoming people or having a war?
72- Not sure…
I think that we’re just on a mission to confuse the newbies.
64- Oh yes, we pied each other rather a lot before I joined the Nutrals in the first one. Good times…
73- Well, if they’re not confused by all this, are they the kind of people we want here?
Kidding. We love you, newbies. Really. *slowly aproachs with pie hidden behnind back…*
*DUMPS HUMONGOUS LOAD OF PIES UPON ALL NEWBIES OH YES SPLATSPLATSPLATTERPLOPSPLOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!*
No injuries intended!
RtH
74- I thought that they joined us… Who made came up with the idea? I’ll check. Okay, Gwendolyn suggested it, who was on the Opposition side, so The Op joined us. I hate reading my posts from when I was in 5th grade… I sounded like an idiot.
hello n00bs……. visit the comics manga anime thread…….
*pies all n00bs and R-tH*
I’m Kagcomix, but im temporarily changing my name. remember that. i couldn’t think of anywhere else to post this.
77- Oh, you’re Kagy. Okay. I’ll pie you anyway. It’s fun. *pies Fallen Angel*
I find it awfully confusing when people change their names so drastically, but ah well. It is their decision.
*pies all the newbies who arrived while I was gone*
78- thank you alice. *pies alice* the name will probably go back to noormal in a coulple days. my brother is getting ever so bothersome “what r u doing on the computer Kagy? what r u reading?” “nothing, go away”
79-sorry its temporary, i still refer tomyself as Kagythough……
*pies everyone newbies or not*
Welcome newbies!!!!!
hi I’m new! *ducks and covers face with hands*
any suggestions as to what I should do here?
oh, and if you know where I got my name, PLEASE tell me. =D
No, sorry. I don’t know where. *waits for head to go up**TDD walks away, still with head down**stalks* Finally *pies*
Welcome, The Disreputable Dragon. Here’s one chocolate/vanilla pudding pie, coming your way. Enjoy!
83- Ni hao! Welcome to the blog! *picks up pie; looks like I’m going to throw it, but instead tosses into air, and makes to walk away; whirls around one second later, kicks falling pie into Disreputable Draggie’s face* Oh. Skillz. Can’t touch this. Gwendolyn time! *grooves out*
*pies Gwendolyn while she’s grooving* *pies TDD as he laughs at Gwendolyn*
87- “Ugh! You threw off my groove!”
*pies The Disreputable Dragon* Hello! There are all sorts of things to do here, even though some people find it dreadfully tedious and only threaten to come on when they want to upset me (it always fails). Anyhow. *pies again* You may have got your name from a book by a cross between Garth Nix (the Disreputable Dog) and Edward Eager (it sounds like something he would write). Even though there is no such person, and they have never written a book.
*pies the disreputable dragon* mmm hope you like apple
Doesn’t everybody?
OOOH LET ME HAVE SOME PLEASE I LIKE APPLE!!!
*PIES randomly, cackling maniacly*
85-Heheh, lemme see where you got the idea for that flavor?
89- THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU Alice! =D That is indeed where I got my name! (the disreputable part, at least) *presents you with pie, rather than pieing you*
lol Edward Eager does sound like a stereotypical author’s name. He needs to write something. XDD
84- Dang it you got me! XDDD
85- XD Thank you!
86- 0h n035! 1v3 b33n pwn3d by ur 5k1||3z!
87/88- *laughs* Keep grooving, Gwen!
Oooh I have a nickname! Sweet!
yay another comment!
90- lol I do like apple =d thank you! XD
93- Edward Eager HAS written stuff! He’s brilliant! I meant there was no such thing as a cross between Edward Eager and Garth Nix. I wasn’t very clear, was I? Edward Eager and Garth Nix are also complete opposites, though both very good.
95- OOOOOOHHH ok!! sweet. I shall check this author person out sometime…
93- We have shortened your name because we’re too lazy to write the whole thing out. Sorry…
*pies TDD with peach pie, just to smite him*
*feels sorry*
*hands TDD with delicious homemade apple pie*
[>[)
incoming pie nuke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mesa Ebeth’s little brother. Mesa new. Mesa go to kokovention. Mesa like pie. Mesa talk like Jar-Jar Binks.
No yousa mustn’t. Stop. Or I won’t pie you… *holds pie up for BoingBoing to see*
BRING IT ON
(That last comment wasn’t very Jar-Jarish, by the way.) And neither is this one. Anyway, mesa- um, I mean, I have to go now. Gooby.
102- ‘K. *pies* Bye.
ye gods, it’s my brother *pies with a grudgingly welcoming pie*
Er, hello sibling of ebeths. *pies*
97- XDD no, don’t be sorry, I think it’s cool
98- XDDDDDDDD I LOVE PEACHES!!! and I don’t get them enough D: Of course, the only real peaches are from Peach Depot on the way to Georgia. *drools* On ice cream. *heavenly daydreams*
Btw, how long does official n00biness last?
oops, forgot to do this:
*pies*
*PIES*
*PIES**PIES**PIES**PIES**PIES**PIES**PIES**PIES**PIES*
X3 I
Until you feel comfortable, basically.
*pies BoingBoing* Uh…hi.
109- Ah. That makes sense. =)
Hey, I’m back!
welcome to muse blog BoingBoing NOW TASTE MY PIE BASED FURY HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
oh bty i’m Dracasting
geez where is everyone
pies to all
Umm… Ok, I’m still cunfused , but it helped! I’m normally confused on computer.
*pies pugwit with 1.47 megatons of cherry rhubarb pie*
11/116- HALLO! *pies* Welcome to Mb! There’s an insperational moving speach around here somewhere I’m sure, but I likely escaped halfway through it.
Yo. The name is kinda gibberish. I just came here about pie and randomness. Any advice?
119) 8DDDD -PIES- MANY WELCOMES, TRY TO KEEP YOUR SANITY, TELL ME IF YOU FIND MINE
I was once a treehouse, I lived in a caaaa- -is silenced by a barrage of pies-
Pies for all the newbies! ♥ Being a newbie is pretty spiffy because of all the pies. I was a newbie about eight months ago.
119 ~ Just pretend you were never not here and soon enough it’ll feel like it!
119-Advice: Fight for Vanilla. Or else we will hunt you down. Okay, maybe we won’t, but we will be sad. Very sad. In case I sound delusional, go on a pie wars thread, and read what has been going on. That goes for you, too, Pugwit!
Pie wars are one of the main reasons you should post!!!
so we shall have a new therd!
whoa, lots of n00bs. This place has changed.
125- what doyou mean?
new therd tomarow!
I vote no new thread. There’s no reason, this has hardly any posts. And it’s so close to the end of the month, we’d get like 10 posts on a different thread, likely none of the people new. Less threads cloggin up the place that way.