If you’re new on the blog, please stop by this thread and say pie — er hi.
We recommend that newcomers (that’s what “neophytes” means) look over The Rules and The HG2MB (Hitchhiker’s Guide to MuseBlog).
Next, if you’re so minded, stop by Who’s Here (see the menu at the top of your screen) and announce your arrival in a comment there, so we’ll be sure to add you to the official list.
MuseBlog Veterans: Please use this thread only to welcome newcomers as they arrive and answer questions that they ask.
YO EVERYONE!
Any newcomers?
How do you play chess on MB?
1. Get a MuseBlog account if you don’t have one.
2. Find someone who wants to play.
3. Request a game from the Administrators.
We’ll create thread and a board with your names on it. Nobody else will be able to make moves on it.
I was also wondering how to do that!
How do you get your account approved?
If you’ve been here for less than 6 months, the general method is to tell the GAPAs you want to play chess. You’ve done that, though; for all I know, your account may have been approved already.
Kai D! I see you’re back! Thank you for coming back; it’s good to see you!
Would you like to play chess? I am an expert at the non-virtual version.

I haven’t been on here in a super long while, so am I “new”?
Not if you’re the MBer formerly known as Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. (Your new name is much more pronounceable. Why is Prussia awesome?)
Welcome! Or welcome back anyway
Welcome back!
I love your name so much. ^///^
Robert – Pretty sure it’s a reference to the anime Axis Powers Hetalia, where all the countries in the world are represented as people. The Prussia character is always talking about how awesome he is.
Aha. I wouldn’t have guessed that.
Oh. Now I see. I just have to get the capitals correct in my password!
You can change it, if you’d like.
I’m new here, muselover brought me here.
Hello and welcome KikiraAngel! Here are a few welcoming pies!

Welcome!

ATTENTION EVERYONE
THIS IS MY AWESOME FRIEND A
AND SHE IS WHOVIAN AND LIKES MUCH ANIME AND IS GENERALLY COOL
MAKE HER FEEL WELCOMED
Hello there, KikiraAngel! Welcome to MuseBlog!

YOU HAD BETTER FEEL WELCOMED
*ahem* Sorry, had to force myself out of excited-blogger mode in which we stand up and loudly proclaim things – or at least that’s how I picture it were we all in a room talking okay never mind how are you hi.
Welcome in, Kikira! We tend to shorten names to make them easier to type, so if you have an objection to being called Kikira it’s a good idea to voice it before the name sticks.
Two pies, because I’m cool like that.
CONSIDER YOURSELF
AT HOME!
CONSIDER YOURSELF
ONE OF THE FAMILY.
WE’VE TAKEN TO YOU
SO STRONG!
IT’S CLEAR:
WE’RE
GOING TO GET ALONG!
CONSIDER YOURSELF,
WELL, IN!
CONSIDER YOURSELF
PART OF THE FURNITURE!
THERE AREN’T MANY FOLKS
AROUND.
WHO CARES? WE
ARE FOR GREAT DEEDS BOUND!
IF IT SHOULD CHANCE TO BE,
YOU SHOULD SEE SOME HARDER DAYS,
EMPTY LARDER DAYS,
THEN GROUSE!
I GUARANTEE YOU’LL MEET
SOMEBODY WITH SQUIDS AND HUGS.
WE’LL STICK WITH YOU LIKE A LOUSE!
CONSIDER YOURSELF
OUR MATE!
WE DON’T WANNA HAVE
NO FUSS,
FOR, AFTER SOME CONSIDERATION, WE CAN STATE:
CONSIDER YOURSELF
ONE OF US!
CONSIDER YOURSELF
AT HOME!
CONSIDER YOURSELF
ONE OF THE FAMILY!
WE’VE TAKEN TO YOU
SO STRONG!
IT’S CLEAR:
WE’RE
GOING TO GET ALONG
CONSIDER YOURSELF,
WELL, IN!
CONSIDER YOURSELF
PART OF THE FURNITURE!
THERE AREN’T MANY FOLKS
AROUND.
WHO CARES? WE
ARE FOR GREAT DEEDS BOUND!
NOBODY TRIES TO BE
LA-DEE-DA OR UPPITY,
THERE’S A CUP O’ TEA
FOR ALL!
ONLY IT’S WISE TO BE HANDY WITH DEPIGMENTIZER
WHEN THE HPBS COME TO CALL!
CONSIDER YOURSELF
OUR MATE!
WE DON’T WANNA HAVE
NO FUSS,
FOR, AFTER SOME CONSIDERATION, WE CAN STATE:
CONSIDER YOURSELF, YES,
ONE OF US!
CONSIDER YOURSELF
AT HOME!
WE’VE TAKEN TO YOU
SO STRONG!
CONSIDER YOURSELF,
WELL, IN!
THERE AREN’T MANY FOLKS
AROUND.
IF IT SHOULD CHANCE TO BE,
YOU SHOULD SEE SOME HARDER DAYS,
EMPTY LARDER DAYS,
THEN GROUSE!
I GUARANTEE YOU’LL MEET
SOMEBODY WITH SQUIDS AND HUGS.
WE’LL STICK WITH YOU LIKE A LOUSE!
CONSIDER YOURSELF
OUR MATE!
WE DON’T WANNA HAVE
NO FUSS,
FOR, AFTER SOME CONSIDERATION, WE CAN STATE:
CONSIDER YOURSELF
ONE OF US!
CONSIDER YOURSELF
AT HOME!
WE’VE TAKEN TO YOU
SO STRONG!
CONSIDER YOURSELF,
WELL, IN!
THERE AREN’T MANY FOLKS
AROUND.
NOBODY TRIES TO BE
LA-DEE-DA OR UPPITY,
THERE’S A CUP O’ TEA
FOR ALL!
ONLY IT’S WISE TO BE HANDY WITH DEPIGMENTIZER
WHEN THE HPBS COME TO CALL!
CONSIDER YOURSELF
OUR MATE!
WE DON’T WANNA HAVE
NO FUSS,
FOR, AFTER SOME CONSIDERATION, WE CAN STATE:
CONSIDER YOURSELF
ONE OF US!
IF IT SHOULD CHANCE TO BE,
YOU SHOULD SEE SOME HARDER DAYS,
EMPTY LARDER DAYS,
THEN GROUSE!
I GUARANTEE YOU’LL MEET
SOMEBODY WITH SQUIDS AND HUGS.
WE’LL STICK WITH YOU LIKE A LOUSE!
CONSIDER YOURSELF
AT HOME!
CONSIDER YOURSELF
ONE OF THE FAMILY.
WE’VE TAKEN TO YOU
SO STRONG!
IT’S CLEAR:
WE’RE
GOING TO GET ALONG!
CONSIDER YOURSELF,
WELL, IN!
CONSIDER YOURSELF
PART OF THE FURNITURE!
THERE AREN’T MANY FOLKS
AROUND.
WHO CARES? WE
ARE FOR GREAT DEEDS BOUND!
IF IT SHOULD CHANCE TO BE,
YOU SHOULD SEE SOME HARDER DAYS,
EMPTY LARDER DAYS,
THEN GROUSE!
I GUARANTEE YOU’LL MEET
SOMEBODY WITH SQUIDS AND HUGS.
WE’LL STICK WITH YOU LIKE A LOUSE!
CONSIDER YOURSELF
OUR MATE!
WE DON’T WANNA HAVE
NO FUSS,
FOR, AFTER SOME CONSIDERATION, WE CAN STATE:
CONSIDER YOURSELF
ONE OF US!
…I have been wanting to sing that to a neophyte since… since soon after the previous one stopped using this thread. Welcome!
Welcome! Have some banana pies!

Welcome!

Welcome!

Hi! Have fun in the world of pies, pink bunnies, and world domination!
