Tuesday, 16 April 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
The Musiversal saga will soon be as long as the Iliad, the Odyssey, the Aeneid, the Gilgamesh Epic, the Divine Comedy, and the Faerie Queene combined.
Continued from Part 11.
Date: June 24, 2008
Categories: Nonrandom Craziness, RRRs, RPWs, and RPGs, The Musiverse
First post?
HELLO? SEAHAWK PEOPLES? ANYBODY?
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Part 12!!! I was around for part 1. I feel öld.
°does scrimshaw°
Kiwimuncher, TMFA, how are you holding up? Any emergencies I should know about?
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Theo only emergency i have is i need a working computer ..My phone don’t cut it for recording or writing…
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Wow. Yeah. I remember Part 1, too, but I didn’t really participate in it a lot.
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Part 12? Gosh…
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yeah…these’ll never get boring. 
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2- Not to good, Captain!
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Anybody?
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SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
1-Hi! *Waves*
We were just hopping onto the hawkhovercraft, when IBCF disappeared. I don’t think we can wait any longer. Shall we take off? He can hop on when he does come back…
Captain HAWK ?=}
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SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Okay. Let’s take off!
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What ship is Kiwimuncher’s? I’m the cook on that one!
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SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
*Turns on Hawkhovercraft* The engine hums peacefully, and the craft begins to climb into the sky. The clear blue sky shows no sign of storms, and the sun shines down on the land, illuminating every visible aspect of it.
I’m using a new program I developed that will create 3-d and 2-d maps of the land.
Let’s see what we can observe!
Captain HAWK ?=}
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10- come on bookworm! the Black-Footed Ferret, Which Kiwimuncher is captian of the sister ship, Need you!
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SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Well, there doesn’t appear to be any wildlife yet..
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12-Kiwimuncher’s ship “Need You” is the “Black Footed Ferret”‘s Sister?
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*pokes head in thread* Is anyone here? *removes head (from thread, not from body)*
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12- no, The Black-footed Ferret needs you, which is ths sister ship of Kiwimuncher’s Ship, The Zommer Vachayian, or something like that.
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Okey-Dokey! *Clones Bookworm*
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Wow, I haven’t been on here in ages. Can someone please summarize who’s involved and what’s going on now?
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18- Well, The Black-Footed Ferret is Still Going! Not as Strong as It was Before POSOC left, But I think I’m doing a Good job as Captain!
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19- I’m here. What was all that about GAPA city? Weren’t we exploring the land of reject Muses, or something like that?
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20- We sailed on. We are back in Museica.
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21- Ah. So what are we doing now?
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IBCF? Are you completely abandoning every commitment you ever made to the Seahawk or anything else?
Red-tailed HAWK
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Are we going to continue the story or what?
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23- That’s CC IBCF. I’m still here.
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Help…
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26- Help what?
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Are the BFF and the ZV merged? I’m confused! Can I just cook on the BFF?
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So, which of the ships needs a new person, and what jobs on the ships are open? I had a deckhand/cartographer character once, but that was so long ago it would be easier just to start over.
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SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
29-Join the Seahawk! There are lots of open positions. The Seahawk is an established ship that is usually quite active, but there aren’t many people on the ship now. You’d be most welcome aboard!
So far, we have a captain, doctor, head of the air department, and cook (when Kagy ever comes back). What would you like to be?
Red-tailed HAWK
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I’m new and i wanna do anything i can to help..as long i can do my thang..
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Hello, m³§H1.
This thread is from 2008. Most likely the plotline is done by now. Is it?
Anyway, welcome, and I think you should try some newer threads. I don’t know how to make a link, I’m going to have to trust the GAPAs.
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Hello! Good to see you!
I believe Catwings is right, and this particular thread is mostly dead. If you want, though, we could see about a revival! I’d be happy to take part.
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((Post 28? TMFA?))
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28, 31- were not merged as much as we share the same crew.
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Ah ha! I’m back from vacation to discover that we have a new thread and everyone is confused.
Yes, I am captain of the Zommer Vacayshun and it and the black Footed Ferret pretty much sail together, being sister ships and all. So, we’ve got a kind of fleet thing started…….
29) You are welcome on the ZV, if you like. We’re always open to new sailors!
Well, where are we headed next? *looks at past thread* Ah yes! GAPA city! We can stock back up on supplies there and greet our friendly GAPAs on the way! *steers ZV away from treacherous rocks to lighthouse*
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SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
I have sent Midnight Fiddler to this thread via a link on the random thread. She is interested in the Seahawk, and may join if she chooses. *Robot voice* Ack! That’s pretty close to what I posted over on the Zemtee thread!
Red-tailed HAWK
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34~ You did? Actually, i just saw this on the recent comments bar…oh well, same end, different means.
Yes, I’d be interested in joining this, although I’ve not read the old threads, and I’m really not too sure what you do on here….so I wouldn’t mind some info.
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35-Alright. I’ll try to summarize
The Seahawk is a ship that sails around Muse World (the planet where most of the muse adventure threads exist), protecting existing lands and discovering new lands. The Seahawk has secured some lands for Zemtee, which I’ll talk about on the other thread.
The Seahawk currently has IBCF as head of the air department (yes, since this is an imaginary ship we have squeezed aircraft onboard), Kokonilly is the Ship’s Doctor, and Kagy is the Ship’s cook.
Right now we don’t even have a first mate! You’re welcome to that position, or any others you think of.
If you do join, I can better explain things as they come up if there is still confusion. Basically, we enjoy sailing around exploring. And inventing things
Red-tailed HAWK
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36- well I’m back at least for a while as the cook.
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36~ Meh, sure. I’ll be a first mate if you like.
I’ll report on board now, where might I find the captain?
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30 – It would be an honor to join the SeaHawk’s crew, perhaps as the boatswain and/or musician.
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Kiwimuncher! Yeah!
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Hi! I’m back!
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So, we’re in GAPA City!
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GAPA city! Wow!
What’s in GAPA city? Besides GAPAs?
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Ummm…. Skyscrapers?
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43- I think It’s in Museica. in Chad.
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45- Ah. That answers my second question. But what’s in it?
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Well…… erm……. besides GAPAs? And skyscrapers? I think it’s mostly a very large city. Although, it also holds the great library of wisdom and, of course, the center of all things blog.
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47- Oh. Okay then. Wow. 
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47 – What an amazing city! I propose an expedition into the great library of wisdom. What say you, captain HAWK?
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49) I was thinking the exact same thing! Although, we will have to get special permission by the GAPA couselm since they guard their library very closely. We wouldn’t want to be vaporized before entered would we?
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“Great Library? We must go!”
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50- Um, where’s the GAPA counsel? Is it in that really tall building in the center of the city?
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Yep! Tallest building you’ll ever set eyes on! Hard to miss. *points to ridiculously tall building* Hmmm. Why would anyone want to make such a tall building? 
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*leans waaay back, almost falls over trying to see the top of the building* I guess they wanted people to know they’re “Great and Powerful”? I don’t think normal admins even have their own buildings, but I’m not sure. Maybe one of these we’ll reach Normal Administrator Island and find out.
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“I sure hope there’s an elevator! If the GAPA’s are at the top, that would be an awful lot of stairs to climb!”
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Elevator Bings.
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We have finally arrived!
Oh Great GAPAs! We humble Musers plead for permission to visit the great library of wisdom!
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Oh My! Thankyou GAPAs!
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Oh. OK. It looks as if they require us to have an escort. *gulp* A HPB escort.
Well, it must be friendly, or they wouldn’t let in such a wondrous library. Right?
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*pets HPB*
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“Um… HPB… *coughisitsafecough*”
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59- thinks so.
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*coughareyousurecough*
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Also most positve.
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Well, let’s go. *follows HPB*
When we enter the library, everyone gasps. I’ve never seen so many books in my life! They reach farther then my eyes can detect. The HPB jumps up and down, chattering. Obviously pointing out the reaching abyss over our heads.
The leads us through several shelves of books. I try to read their spines but many of them are in complex languages I can’t understand. Each shelf is intrically decorated with carvings, paintings, glass, and rare stones. Wow. It’s so beautiful!
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Books! I plunk down and begin to read, oblivious to the world…
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Your Captain will be back on Satuday! Don’t Move on with out me!
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Wow, this place is huge! ECHO! ECHO! Echo! echo!
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I’m so glad I joined this expedition, if only for this!! *perches on the floor and picks up a dusty volume, begins to read*
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*reads* *waits for the captain to return*
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Wow! These are awesome books! *reads*
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Best. Library. Ever! *starts reading, completely loses track of time* Hey wait a second, where’d the HPB go?
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“Who cares? I could stay here forever…”
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Hey, that’s a good question! Where is the ? It must be around here somewhere! *searches*
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*starts to look for HPB, but gets distracted by book on HPBs*
“Understanding Your HPBs,” huh? This is too good to pass up!
*goes back to reading*
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SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Hmm. It seems everyone has abandoned ship. The Seahawk crew is not located in the library of wisdom. However, if you’re in CHAD, welcome! I’m the GM.
IBCF, please. You say you’re still with the Seahawk, but you only ever post as “CC IBCF.” How can you be on two ships at once?
Red-tailed HAWK
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I’m lurking, RtH.
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74- Oh no, it’s quite logical. “CC” stands for “Carbon Copy”. Don’t you remember? Me and Kokonilly made copies of ourselves while you were gone, but I wasn’t able to destroy my copy when you came back.
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*puts down book* The captain should be back… *looks at watch* …tomorrow. Wait–aw, nuts! I haven’t had anything to eat or drink since Sunday! We’ve been reading books for six days straight! *goes out looking for food*
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76) Wow! That’s amazing! An ingenious idea!
73) *reads over ETA’s shoulder* Wow! That a captivating book!
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Your Captain Has Returned!
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Yay! Hello TMFA!
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“Hiya, Captain!” *Goes back to Book*
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*finally looks up from book*
Whoa! I mean, welcome back, Captain! What now?
*gets absorbed in book again when she doesn’t get an answer right away*
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Well, I guess we could continue our tour, if we could possibly find our tour guide. Where in the world has that gone?
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*reappears in library* Hi, guys! *reads* Wait, what HPB?
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84- ‘Ello again, Alternate Kokonilly! We had an HPB tour guide, but he seems to have gone missing.
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Missing? An HPB? Are you sure he didn’t betray you? Where are we, anyway? *looks around* The *gasp* GAPA city?!?!?!?! Oh, my.
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Come on everyone! The couldn’t have gone far, I mean, can’t leave the library without us. Right? Let’s start a search party!
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*finishes book*
Wait, what are we doing? Oh! The HPB, right. Okay!
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(In a Room on the top floor of the Tower)
They are here, Master.
thank you jerry*. The fourth is going under right know. The HPBs will take this land over again! and the Stupid Musers Don’t know!
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I’m terribly suspicious of this HPB fellow… let’s explore this tower and see if he’s here. *climbs tower*
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I think you’re right, I have a bad feeling about this.
*follows A. Kokonilly up the tower, dragging along a big, heavy book to finish later*
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*Follows*
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*enters room* *gasp* YOU BETRAYED US????
They’re on to us, sir. Get rid of the freethinkers. *draws swords*
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It makes little Differce that your here! AS WE SPECK, PAUL BAKER IS FINISH UP THE BUNNFICATION PROCESS.
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P-paul B-baker? *gasp* Oh, no!!!! *draws lightsaber* *chops swords in half*
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Oops, that was from Alternate Kokonilly/
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“CAKE! TMFA, you’ve got to tell me these things! I teleported through the Oasis as quick as I could!” I swung off the mast of the Star of Qurtv and landed on the shore. “What’s going on and why is Paul Baker being bunnified?”
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“I don’t know, but it’s bad!” I shrieked, as the bunnies advanced menacingly toward me. I screamed as loud as I could. Everyone covered their ears, except the bunnies: their paws were too small. They fell to the ground, babbling something about “burst eardrums”. 
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“Run!” I scream, Bang thru doors. “We got to find the GAPAs!”
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“Oh, yeah, you fluffy *******? You bit off more than you could chew when you messed with Captain Canix! Elbunn, hit it!”
Back on the Star of Qurtv, an aquatic HPB, thick wads of cotton stuffed in his ears, slipped Chopin’s Waltzes into a CD player, hooked it up to a boom box, and cranked up the volume.
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I kept screaming, even while walking to the bunnies. I stepped on their ears as they moaned in pain. Then I ran out to find the GAPAs.
I kept screaming until POSOC shouted “PIPE DOWN! YOU’RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE!”
I shut up.
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“Paul Baker? Bunnified? Nooooo…” I ran, trying to find him…
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“No way! Not Paul Baker!” I gasped, but I didn’t have long to dwell on that horrible thought before the bunnies were advancing on me. “HYA!” I yelled, lashing out at the nearest pouncing bunny with my big, heavy book. I smiled as I noticed the title, HPB Defense. I continued swinging the book back and forth, smacking away the hot pink attackers.
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I ran until I ran into a tall building with GAPA HQ emblazoned on it. I went to the office labeled “Coontz” and managed to get out “Paul — bunnified — need help — evil — HPBs”
((Mr. Coontz, you can do the honors of saying… well… whatever you say.))
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((Or any GAPA can do the honors, I just thought Mr. Coontz was moderating, he’s the only one posting…))
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((And 104 was by Alternate Kokonilly.))
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((I am indeed moderating, but I’m not RPG-ing. I’m just a character here. But if you really need a contribution… Oh, well, why not?))
“A bunnifaction,” he said. “What an evil fortune. Now I understand. And I am already weary.” The Administrator turned, searched on the wall of bookshelves behind his desk, and pulled off a tall, thin book with a faded pale-blue cover bearing the title Elizabethan Choral Music in 3/4 Time.
“How is your sight-singing?” he asked.
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((Your reaction is freaky. ))
“My… my sight-singing?” I stammered. “What’s sight-singing?”
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((The line should be familiar to anyone who remembers the Bridge of Khazad-dûm section from The Fellowship of the Ring. As I said, you don’t have to use it. But if it does work out, it would be fun to build up to a scene something like this:
But even as it fell its swung its head, and the ears lashed and curled about the GAPA’s knees, dragging him to the brink. He staggered and fell, grasped vainly at the stone, and slid into the abyss. ‘Pie, you fools!’ he cried, and was gone.))
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Ahhhhhhh. I am back from a few refreshing days at my grandparents. So, how is everyone? Have you found the……….
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Paul Baker? Bunnified! NO! What a terrible tour guide! We must save him!
*fights off s*
Hmmmmmmmm. I think it’s time to call back an old friend! Hey Cheesy! Could you give us a hand?
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Bleep! Bleep! Bleepity Bleepen!
*sprays cheese at s*
* s fall to ground, immobilized by the sticky cheesyness*
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Why do buunies always have to be evil?
111- Hello again, Cheesy! *smells stench of stinky cheesyness* *rapidly applies noseplug*
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((109 – Ah, yes, that! *remembers* ))
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Arrgh! Doesn’t this city have a security system? *fights off an advancing bunny*
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Somewhere beneath the mountains of Bunny Island…
#1: Is the satellite ready for launch?
#2: Yes. The humans will never suspect that it will come straight out of a dormant volcano.
#1: Heh, the humans will never suspect anything. They think the evilus on Bunny Island are all dead. Foolish bipeds.
#2: What news of the operation in Museica?
#1: It goes well. We have successfully acquired their giant telescope lens.
#2: Hehehe. We will fry them like insects. At last, the bunnies will rule the world! *manical laughter*
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I run up to the Roof of the Building, Getting away from the bunnies. I peck out on the roof.
PREPAR THE LASER!
a bunch of s run around the laser, waxing it, plug things in, etc.
TEST THE LASER!
A wave starts out of the Laser. It’s Hot Pink. it shoots over GAPA city, Bunnyfiing everybody.
GRAB THE LASER! WE WILL TAKE IT TO BUNNY ISLAND!
The bunnies, which are Heli-bunnies, Heli off.
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I run into Robert and Kiwimuncher.
“GAPA City has been Bunified. I need the Telegraph machine.”
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The telegraph is going to be on Museica!
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((114, 115- Oh well, I guess the bunnies aren’t going to fry us like insects. But this is worse. It means the bunnies are going to use the satellite and the lens to focus–er, wait… 
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((116- Oh, stupid me. They can just turn the telescope lens the wrong way around, and then they can use it to bunnify the whole world. There we go)).
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((117- Exgatly.))
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((115 – Kiwimuncher?!?!?! I’m talking to Mr. Coontz!))
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((Who, I might add, seems to be somewhat detached from reality. Or is there method in his madness? It’s hard to say.))
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((120 – Yes, I don’t know what’s up with that. Oh well, I shall temporarily lurk. *lurks*))
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Oh NO! We must stop these evilus bunnies before…….. Oh. Wait. We are supposed to be blissfully unaware of this. Right?
*is blissfully unaware*
AH! Here is the telegraph machine!
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(107-109) Okay, let’s start over again:
“Really?” The GAPA looked surprised but strangely unperturbed. He punched a button on the speakerphone on his desk. “I think you’d better come in here at once.”
The door opened behind Kokonilly, and in strode a jovial-looking gentleman dressed in an outfit of blue and yellow satin that would have looked at home inside the wardrobe of King Henry the Eighth. “The reports of my bunnification,” Paul Baker announced, “have been greatly exaggerated.”
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“Then who was bunnyfied?”
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((I hope Paul doesn’t mind my speaking for him. Somebody is going to have to take over these characters, or this storyline, pretty soon anyway. I’m too busy, I’m afraid.))
Paul’s eyes twinkled. “Ah, now that’s a tale for a long, peaceful evening before the fire,” he said. “Unfortunately, at the moment we have no peace and very little time. We’ve got bunnies to fight!”
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I looked around incredulously. “But — the bunnies — said — Baker –” I stammered. I shrugged and pulled out my lightsaber. “Let’s kick some hot-pink butt!”
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So he isn’t bunnified? How?! Oh well! No matter! We must stop those deranged bunnies!
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((Someday you’ll hear the exciting story of how the Resistance cunningly subsituted a depigmented “humanized” bunny as a decoy and tricked the lagomorphs into rebunnifying it. But as Paul said, that is a tale for another day.))
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((128 – Gasp! I’m part of the Resistance! I never knew of this plan!))
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((All I can say is, it’s a good thing they have trouble telling humans apart. We all look pretty much alike to them.))
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((Well, they all look alike to us. ))
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Sooo, what are we going to do now? Obviously, we have to stop this evil bunnifier machine and un-bunnify GAPA city, but how? *thinks*
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You know. You’re right. All the bunnies look the same.
Jim
Jane
Now, here they are together.
Which one is which? I can’t tell. Can you?
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Eek! One didn’t show up!
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133 – The one on the left is Jim.
132 – Turn off all power!
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Jane is on the right. he ears are smaller.
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136) Hmmmmmmm. Are you sure that just isn’t an optical illusion? Although, it does seem a little fishy……….
With a distant whirring, all of the lights in the GAPA city suddenly turn off. All of them. Everything seems to stop.
Far away, on HPB island, hundreds of s shriek as their evilus machine grounds to a halt.
Now we have only to wait for the bunnies next move.
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They’ve turned off the power! Get the bunnifier out of here!
*several helibunnies swoop down and pick up machine*
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I wished we were still peacefully in the library… I wanted to keep reading…. Still, a little adventure never hurt anyone…
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Oh NO! the bunnies are getting away with the bunnifier! They must not succeed!
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They’re moving too fast! We’ll never catch them!
Wait–where did we park the Zommer?
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In My Pocket! Ive been working on this all year!
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Excellent! Let’s catch those bunnies! I’ve always loved a good chase!
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*climbs into Zommer* They’re heading due west! If we hurry, we can catch them! Aaalll aboard!
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BOOM! All boosters go! 
Let the chase begin!
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Who’s steering? I’m just the navigator! AUUGH! Watch out for the buildings!!!
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*Steers*
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Ah ha! I can see the s in the distance! We’re catching up!
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The humans are catching up to us!
This mission must not fail!
Activate the bunnifier!
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Hey–the machine is lighting back up! Where’d they get the power? LOOK OUT! *huge, pink laser brushes by ship*
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Duck!
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I jump onto the Bunnies Ship, from the side of the Zommer! “All Aboard!”
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((152- They have a ship? They were carrying the bunnifier machine with helibunnies)).
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How did the Bunnies get a ship?
The bookworm looked on it. then, a eye opened.
YOU ARE NOW A BUNNY
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A BUNNY?! Who’s a bunny?!
OH NOOOO!
We must strike back before it’s too late! All who can! Charge! We can’t let those bunnies succeed!
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BUNNIES GOOD. LOVE BUNNIES. BUNNIES NICE. BUNNIES HAPPY! BOOKWORM LOVE BUNNIES!
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Nooooooooooooooo! They’ve got Bookworm! Come on buddy! Snap out of it! *starts fish slapping Bookworm* YOU CAN DO IT!
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We need to find a convenient cure for this bunnification problem. *holds down Bookworm* *pushes bunny who is attempting to board the Zommer* We need to get rid of that bunny ship! Someone man the pie guns!
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Gaaah. I keep forgetting to post as CC IBCF. Just assume that it’s always me, unless I specifically state otherwise.
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Ummmm… *follows on ship* How did everyone get here??? All the… bunnies… *looks into eyes* BUNNIES… GOOD…. KOKONILLY LOVE… BUNNIES…
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160- Ulp. That’s not good.
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OK! Time for action! Come on CHeesy! Let’s send those bunnies packing!
I’ll man the pie guns!
Cheesy, time to show them what you’re made of, literally!
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Bleep! Bleep Bleepy Bleepen! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
(OK! I’m ready! ATTACK!)
*cheese flies everywhere*
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“FIRE!”
“FIRE!”
“FIRE!”
“FIRE!”
“FIRE!”
“FIRE!”
“FIRE!”
“FIRE!”
“FIRE!”
“FIRE!”
“FIRE!”
“FIRE!”
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Yes! We’re driving the bunnies back! *celebrates*
Oh…. wait….. they’ve gotten out of our range, but not out of range of the bunnifier!
Quick! Shield the ship! *runs off to control panel*
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*bunnifier fires another pink laser* I hope the shields will hold…
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*walks around zombie-like* BUNNIES… GOOD… (alternate) KOKONILLY… LOVE… BUNNIES…
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“FIRE!â€
“FIRE!â€
“FIRE!â€
“FIRE!â€
“FIRE!â€
“FIRE!â€
“FIRE!â€
“FIRE!â€
“FIRE!â€
“FIRE!â€
“FIRE!â€
“FIRE!â€
“IT NO USE GUYS! RETREAT!”
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*pink laser flies toward ship* Oh NO! Will they work………..
*zap*
*pink laser stops in mid air*
Yes! It works!
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BUNNIES… BUNNIES… MUST GO TO BUNNIES… *Pushes CC IBCF, and hops to Bunny Ship* NICE BUNNY! YAY! BUNNIES!
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Oh NO! Wait! We can’t retreat now! They’ve got Bookworm! Whatever shall we DO?!
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*is pushed off edge by bookworm* *falls to death*
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172- ((Hm, maybe not. That’s a little anti-climatic.))
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((172 – … ))
BUNNIES… GOOD…
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173) Very much so! You can’t just DO that! No, you are not dead!
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ARE YOU … BUNNY? HI BUNNY!
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EEK! What to do? What to do? If we retreat, we abandon Bookworm! If we attack we risk injuring Bookworm! So, perhaps we could go into plan C! Mission rescue!
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RESCUE? THERE IS NOTHING TO RESCUE BOOKWORM FROM. BUNNIES GOOD. LOVE THE BUNNIES.
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178) ARG! Not Kokonilly too! Sorry, but this is for your own good! *grabs Kokonilly* *grabs rope* *ties Kokonilly to mast* Ha har! We can’t have you running off to the s can we?
OK! Let’s split up!
Team 1, concentrate an attack on the opposite side of the bunny ship. We can draw a large amount of their troops away from Bookworm!
Team 2, let’s go in!
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A quick look through a handy dandy telescope tells us that the s are standing alongside Bookworm, apparently conversing. What could they be up to?
Well, I guess we’ll figure that out sooner or later!
*BOOM*
OH! That’s the signal!
*watches bunnies run toward diversion*
OK! It’s now or never!
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OH. YOU CANNOT DO THAT. KOKONILLY WANTS TO TALK TO BUNNIES. BUNNIES GOOD. WHY KIWIMUNCHER HATE BUNNIES GOOD? LOVE THE BUNNIES. *struggles*
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HI BUNNY! HI BUNNY! LOVE BUNNY!
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179- Huh? What’s going on? Oh yeah, I’m on team one! Hey, bunnies! *throws pie around crazily* *bunnies swarm*
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*throws pies at bunnies, and then cabbage!*
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We sneak very sneakily down to the s ship. Yes! Bookworm is still there, but most have the s have left. Only 3 remain! This shouldn’t be that hard!
We sneak up behind the unsuspecting bunnies and…..
*SPLAT*
The bunnies drop with startled squeaks!
Come on Bookworm! Let’s go before the s come to!
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*continues throwing pies* *retreats as bunnies lunge*
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KIWI? ARE YOU A BUNNY FRIEND? LOVE BUNNIES!
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Zemtee Telegram Service
Message to: Top Zemtee Officials and others interested
From: Red-tailed HAWK
ZEMTEE IN ADVANCED STAGES OF DECAY STOP ALL TOP ZEMTEE OFFICIALS PRESENT PLEASE HEAD TO THE ZEMTEE THREAD STOP THOSE INTERESTED IN JOINING ZEMTEE, ALSO HEAD TO THE ZEMTEE THREAD STOP WE MUST REVIVE ZEMTEE STOP WE WILL WRITE CONSTITUTION STOP PLEASE COME TO HELP END
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Erm…… Yes…… sure……Bookworm……..Bunny friend. Now, why don’t you come with us to that nice ship over there? *points to Zommer Vacayshun*
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*Pie Gun Hits two of the buunies off of the platform*
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KIWI BUNNY FRIEND! ZOMMER BUNNY SHIP! LET’S GO! *HEADS TO ZOMMER*
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When we reach the ship, I quickly leave Bookworm with Kokonilly. “sorry guys, you guys can go as soon as we have you cured!”
Then I join everyone else, as they are attacking the s. “OK everybody! Mission rescue has been sucessful! Now what? Will it be mission fight or mission flee?”
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HI NILLY! BUNNY FRIEND?
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YES! BUNNIES ARE OUR FRIENDS. KIWI NO BUNNY FRIEND, THOUGH.
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“Fight!”
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KIWI SAY KIWI BUNNY FRIEND! LOVE BUNNIES!
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OK then! Let’s show those bunnies what comes of trying to bunnify the world! *grabs pie gun*
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*POW* An odd assortment of pies and cabbages cascade onto the bunny ship.I do believe we are making a comeback! The bunnies can’t keep up with our attacks!
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BUNNY LOVE!
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*Hits the final bunnys off the ship*
*ships starts to fall to the earth*
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Yes! Victory! We have Victory! How lovely! Saving the world against evilus s. All in a days work!
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NO, KIWI TIED ME HERE. SAID BUNNIES EVIL. KIWI NO BUNNY FRIEND.
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KIWI TIE NILLY? KIWI MEAN?
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YES, KIWI NO BUNNY FRIEND. I TIED UP. SEE?
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*turns ship around and head back to GAPA city*
As I walk through the ship, I notice Kokonilly and Bookworm conversing while tied up to the mast. *worried look* Wow. They were really zapped badly. I hope we can get them healed at the GAPA city……
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*Sends out anti-bunny beam*
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206) Wow! Thanks TMFA! 
That should put them right! That’s a handy thing to carry around…….
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207- We need to come back here in a few weeks. side effects have happened in the past.
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OK! Good plan! I’ll put that on my calender! *runs to cabin*
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OH! THAT BAD! NASTY KIW-*Is Hit By Anti-Bunny Beam*
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*hugs unbunnified Bookworm* No hard feelings?
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Great to have you back, Bookworm! Now just aim it at Kokonill–
HOLY CARP! The helibunnies are getting away! With the giant telescope lens!
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Carp? hee hee 
What a fishy thing to say!
Wait….. what lens? And why do they want it?
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The helibunnies are carrying a giant Chadian telescope lens (as well as the bunnifier). They’ll send them to Bunny Island, rocket them into space, attach them to a satellite, and use them to spread the bunnifier’s laser over the entire planet. But we don’t know that yet.
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*Sends anti-bunnyfied laser to the bunnys*
*Bunnies stop exiting*
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*anti-bunnifying laser vaporizes helibunnies* *bunnifier falls, but deploys parachute* *telescope lens, unfortunately, lands on giant trampoline and stays intact* *swarms of helibunnies fly in to rescue objects*
((Why can’t we have a bit of drama, like, we save the world at the last minute?))
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HEY! KIWI NO HURT BOOKWORM! NO, NO, NO!! BAD BEAM, BAD!
*struggles*
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OK hellibunnies! You asked for it! *grabs toothbrush* *throws toothbrush at trampoline* OK everyone! Take cover!
With a loud roar, a huge familiar beast emerges from the gloom. RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
The toothbrushosaurus!
With one last flick of its tail, the gigantic lizard swoops down upon the trampoline, desperate to come in contact with its beloved toothbrush. (What can I say? It loves them!) With one gulp, barely a mouthful, the reptile hungrily devourers the toothbrush, accidently taking the trampoline, hellibunnies, and lens with it. Amazing! Well, that made short work of that…….. With one more satisfied snort, the toothbrushosaurus disappears over the horizon.
Quite reliable fella, don’t you think? Always appears at the most opportune moments! All I can say is, I shall always keep good track of my toothbrushes from now on!
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218- Yeah!
We need to head off! off! off! Kiwimuncher, Take us somewhere on the Great Zommer Vachasyion.
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218- Not so fast. There’s still the bunnifier, and alternate Kokonilly’s still a bunny…Where’s the debunnifier thing? AUGH! The toothbrushosaurus smashed it with it’s tail!
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*wakes up screaming* BUNNIES! BUNNIES! WUNG BUTTONS, THE BUNNIES ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL IF WE DON’T HURR- oh. *notices that her skin is pink* So that explains why I don’t remember anything after that first wave of bunnies in the library! Well, let me at those evil bunnies now! How dare they try to bunnify me like this!!! I WILL NEVER GIVE IN TO THOSE VILE BUNN-*passes out again*
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“Yes, that is one of the Side Effects.”
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GOOD BUNNIES!
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*Hits AK with the laser*
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*ZAP* Oh, hello, TMFA. What am I doing here?
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224- Oh, good. Looks like we have a spare. *whew*
Looks like we’ll have to zap Eccentric, too. But turn it on low power, she’s not completely bunnified.
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*Zap*
Now then, into the Zommer! We must find the bunnies!
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Exactly! That was just a small force! I bet they’re trying to regroup right now! We can’t let them try to do this again!
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The bunnies we saw were heading due east. I doubt they have a base anywhere in Museica…the only place they could land would be Bunny Island. But I thought we got rid of all the evilus there…Or did we? *dramatic music*
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((229- I’m aware that I said the opposite in post #144. I had meant to say that they were going due east. Heh, and I’m supposed to be the navigator. 
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229- “may be they left before we got there?”
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231- Either that, or they hid deep under the mountains…but whatever they did, we have to get to Bunny Island As soon as possible!
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“Get into the zommer!” I yell, packing up the black-footed ferret. “It’s going to take me a couple of minutes to condense the BFF”
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“Quick, let’s get this Zommer on the road! Oh, and, thanks for de-bunnifying me!”
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233- We’re already on the Zommer, captain. Due east, as I said before.
*Zommer Vaycayshun flies off across the ocean*
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In the distance, I spot an island with a slight pinkness about it. there it is! Bunny isle!
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*Zommer reaches Bunny Isle*
Hmm…that’s not good. The mountain entrances are unblocked, and the Zemtee garrison’s vanished. Turn the ship north, let’s see what happened to the nicegoodius bu–
*loud explosion of anti-aircraft flak rocks Zommer*
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“It sounds like the bunnies are back on Bunny Isle!”
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*zapped* Bunnies! Bunnies! Bu…nnn..ie…s…*zapped again* Wait, what was I just doing? Oh yeah, the bunnies! Let’s go get ’em! Thanks for the zap, I think I’m cured now. *hops into Zommer*
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Bunnies? Where?
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238- “Yes, it certainly does. I think we should turn the ship around before we’re shot out of the sky.”
239- Actually, you’d have nothing to hop from, because the Zommer is currently hundreds of feet in the air. Just so you know.
240- Bunny Island. They’ve been hiding deep under the mountains. Refer to Ships’ Logs #10 for more information.
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Quick! All shields activated! A glowing wall crackles as the next evilus explosion stops several yards away from the Zommer.
CC IBEF you don’t think something’s happened to the nicegoodies do you? *is worried* Perhaps you’re right! Let’s scram and find out what’s going on!
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“Bunnies!!! AAAH!!!” *starts screaming and running*
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242- Yeah, the shields won’t hold forever. *glances worriedly as flak pounds against the energy barrier*
Fly over to the northern side of the island, away from the mountains. Let’s see what’s going on here.
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OK! *sets course*
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Uh, oh. Things don’t look good. The nicegoodius and the remainder of the Zemtee garrison are making a last stand in the nicegoodius village. They’re heavily outnumbered. We’d better help them.
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“O.k, We nee to Split up! Kiwimuncher, kokonilly, go help the nicegoodius! IBCF, come with me! We need to find the control center!
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OK, let me say a few things here:
A. It’s HPB Land, not Bunny Isle.
B. HPB Land is part of Zemtee. Zemtee has been in hibernation. I am trying to wake it up. Few people are helping.
C. The Seahawk was hibernating. I tried to wake it up. IBCF and Kokonilly abandoned the Seahawk.
D. I return to find those who abandoned the Seahawk fighting a battle in Zemtee without me, while on a different ship.
I do not appreciate this. Please stop.
Red-tailed HAWK
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“Go help? Okay!” I skipped off to find the nicegoodius.
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249-Post 248!
Red-tailed HAWK
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248-A. sorry.
B. I know.
C. Note the CC and Alternate tags in there name.
D. see C.
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251-Thank you for responding.
C+D: I know. But why should they get to hold positions on TWO ships at once? They can’t manage that. It’s too confusing. And because I am the one who brought them into the story, I would hope they would have some loyalty to the Seahawk.
Also, my point is, I don’t think other ships should be invading Zemtee, even if they are fighting HPBs, without alerting us. That is a matter of national Zemtee importance, not a simple thing one ship can come in and handle. Please retreat until we can figure out what’s going on and attack the problem together; it will be easier and safer for all of us, and I do hope you can understand the need to have security in Zemtee from these adventures extending into Zemtee lands without notification and permission.
Red-tailed HAWK
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252- O.k.! But we are just following the battle!
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253-You mean you were just going where the battle took you? That’s fine, but I’m just asking everyone remember to get permission (and assistance) when entering inhabited lands for any reason, including in battle. At least that goes for Zemtee, anyway.
Red-tailed HAWK
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254- O.K.!
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248- A. HPB land, Bunny Isle, same thing.
B. It was, but the evilus have overrun it.
C. As TMFA said, we’re Carbon Copies. The originals are still with you, on HAWK island.
D. What TMFA said.
252- Well, for Kokonilly that’s true. But I was navigator on the Zommer before I came to the Seahawk. And I did alert you, on the Chronicles of Museica thread.
Aw, come on, HAWK. It ruins the fun when we get a whole army on our side.
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OK……….. *awkward pause* Well, welcome back Red-Tailed hawk!
*dives down to help nicegoodies*
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256-
B. I do not think it is right for one ship to decide the fate of Zemtee just because that is where the adventure happens to take them. Can you imagine the absolute pandemonium that would have set in if the Seahawk had come to Museica and we had invaded because we happened to be following some pink rabbits? It’s not about having the whole army or not. You wouldn’t have the whole army because you’re on a different ship.
The point is, HPB Land is part of Zemtee. It no longer has the HPB camps on it. To suddenly bring that all back into the story, making a large portion of Zemtee worthless, desolate, and covered in HPBs, is kind of a big bite for one ship on the ships’ logs thread to take.
C. RtH Land does not exist.
And when I attempted to invigorate the story back then, you still remained much more active in the other story, rarely posting about the Seahawk, if at all.
Red-tailed HAWK
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“Hello? Is anyone here? Ah well.” *sits on the couch and reads*
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258- First: The evilus aren’t in camps, they’ve been secretly rebuilding their army even deeper under the mountain than we anticipated.
Second: In Ships’ Logs 9, we saved the entire universe. And nobody complained. Well, they did complain on the PPP thread, but that was because we were all suddenly invading them and they’re used to Utopia. The point is: don’t worry about what happens in the Ships’ Logs adventures. It always turns out well in the end, and things don’t have to be entirely realistic. Let us do what we want to do. You can help out if you’d like, perhaps by sending more Zemtee reinforcements, but the Zommer and the Black-Footed Ferret are completely independent.
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Fire the pies! Take that, you overwhelmingly cute but nontheless evil pink lagomorphs!
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Kokoknnily and I run to help the nicegoodies. Ooch! Those evilus as fierce! *pies nearest evilus enemy* How are we going to defeat these rouges! *exasperated sigh*
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260-Zemtee is as independent as the Zommer. Has Zemtee been opened up to be a free space for any battle anyone might think of? If the bunnies truly have been building their army under the mountains, it is a matter of national Zemtee importance. No ship is going to break into Zemtee to fight any battle without notification and permission. If you want to fight in the battle, fine, but no ship is going to even attempt to save Zemtee from any disaster alone.
If this is such an emergency in Zemtee, why have you not posted on the Zemtee thread since June 4th? Even then you said nothing of this. I’d be happy for you to return to Zemtee, but please do not do so zooming up in another ship chasing after some pink rabbits.
Zemtee has been through a MAJOR change and you have not been there. Please go over there now, we need your help. This is no time to be introducing this problem into Zemtee.
I say again, I’d be delighted to have you back in Zemtee, but I hope you can understand why it is not right to have ships randomly coming into Zemtee to do battle. Who knows what settlements and cities you could accidentally destroy while chasing after an enemy that only exists where you put it. I. E. you can decide where to have the battle, and even if it is to occur in Zemtee, please get permission.
Red-tailed HAWK
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I’m confused.
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262- We’ll try to next time!
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263 – Ditto.
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262- Red-tailed HAWK, we were not aware of this rule before we entered Bunny Land, and I doubt you could stop us now that we are in the thick of the battle. We will try to get permission and notification next time. But I’d like to say a few things:
1. Bunny Land has been under Zemtee’s control for a relatively short time. Most of it is still wilderness, with several scattered outposts. It’s not like the entire place has been urbanized already.
2. If we were bunnies, and we were invading Zemtee, do you think we would do so only after we asked for permission? No. Battles can start randomly and suddenly, whether politicians like it or not. And the bunnies plan is to bunnify the entire world. While we waited for your permission, what if the bunnies succeeded in carrying out their evil plans? I think that in the case of a world-wide emergency like this, we should be able to battle any place we want.
You know, I’m tired of politics interfering with the Ships’ Logs adventures. I think HAWK island should exist, so that we have a reason for you, regular Kokonilly, and regular IBCF being in this battle. We’ve both put a lot of effort into exploring the place, and I don’t want to get rid of it just because agagabagabag tells us to. Besides, he hasn’t shown up on the blog for weeks.
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We should probably focus our fire on the bunnies’ pie cannons, captain. They’re causing the most damage to the city.
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266- months. he hasn’t been here for months. HAWK scard him away, I think.
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267 – Yeah, where’d ag go?
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Well, regardless of the politics behind this, it doesn’t change that the bunnies are here, and they are trying to destroy the world! I daresay that takes precedance!
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You know, you’re right. I haven’t seen agagabagabag in a long time. 
Please come back ag!
269) I agree! Politics or not! We should all join together and fix this problem, for it certainly is one! Won’t you please help us Red-Talied Hawk? Pretty please? With a cherry on top? A BIG cherry!
The fighting is steadily getting worse! We are horribly outnumbered! I look to my side but don’t see Cheesy. Cheesy? Where are you? Suddenly, the skys are erupted with explosions of cheese, raining down of the evilus ranks! In the distance, I spot a huge formation of cheesies. Wow! GO CHEESY! He brought some of his friends …….erm…….a LOT of his friends to help us!
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Cheese? Cheese!
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“we aren’t trying to take over the world….yet. We are only going to take back our land! oh and by the way we have a new machine of which you will be the first victim! Surround them” *hops back and says* “bring in the LONG RANG BUNIFIER!!!!” some one ((not a character)) charges forward realizing that a long rang bunifier doesn’t work close range. And she sinks in to a bog of pumpkin pie filling cleverly hidden on the ground “we can float you cant bwa ha ha ha ha!”*holds up a ear and commands.* ” Back off and you shall be spared!”
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Cheesies? Woah. *eats a couple*
“KOKONILLY!!!!!!” Sorry. 
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273) EATING cheesies? Why are you eating our allies? They’re helping us defeat the evilus bunnies!
272) We’ll never back off! Because we’re good and you’re evilus! Hey! Cheesy! Get your mates to stop those evilus bunnifiers!
*cheesy bleeps to his friends*
*the bunnifiers are immediately gunked up with extreme cheesie muckus*
Yes!
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Even with the help of the cheesies, we are still outnumbered. Ranks of bunnies fall into a sticky, gooey heap, yet more of them come to take their place. The sky is soon filled with cheese, helibunnies, and explosions of flak.
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Woah! Watch out! They have tanks!
*bunny tanks with huge double pie cannons roll into the battle*
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Eep!
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Arg! How could all of those evilus s possibly all fit underground without someone noticing?! Gurgle! *pies nearby bunny* I hate to say this, but, right now, I’m starting to consider an honorable retreat.
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241 – *lands back on deck* Whoa, looks like I’m still fuzzy from those zaps! What was I thinking? Well, anyway, that couch looks nice. Mind if I join you, Kokonilly? *sits down and starts reading too ((if you’re still on the couch, I lost track!))*
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The fighting goes on as before. And wowsers! Is it rough! I look around me and realize that the nicegoodies have faded out of the battle. I guess they retreated. Too bad. *pies another evilus *
Suddenly, a cry of rage come s from the evilus ranks. In the distance, I see a flash of pink. OMG! The nicegoodies have circled around and taken the evilus flank! Maybe we have a chance!
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*pies bunny* *hopes others are pieing bunnies too*
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*Am or is*
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The Zemtee air force has arrived! Fire all pie missiles on the bunnies!
– CC IBCF
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Yes! Drive them back! BACK! *pies bunny* Through a sky raining with cheese from our cheesie friends and missles from the air force, I watch the bunnies slowly loosing their advantage!
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Get the evilius bunnies!
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I saw a bright glint in the sky. There were tiny shapes moving with it, towards the huge mountains in the south. I took out the Zommer’s telescope and gasped. It was the Chadian lens, slime-covered, but still intact! How?
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The Chadian lens? You mean the one that was on the old bunnifier?! Ooch! THis is TERRIBLE! Quick! Somebody nab it before the bunnies!
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Alternate Kokonilly:
Oh no! That can’t POSSIBLY be good! *gets lens* *gets bunnified slightly* Here’s the lens, kiwimuncher. Are you going to use it against the bunnies? ‘Cause they’re good.
Kokonilly:
*snore*
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287- Uh, oh… *helibunnies swarm lens and easily pull it from slightly bunnified alternate Kokonilly* *bunnies start flying towards mountains* Quick! We need to get the lens back! To the Zommer!
((If you’re wondering how the bunnies got the lens back, they poured sugary soda down the toothbrushosaurus’s throat, inducing him to try to cough the horrible stuff out. The lens, trampoline, and several helibunnies were liberated from the stomach of the gigantic beast)).
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Poor toothbrushosaurus! THose bunnies truly are evilus!
Instantly, I am torn. We MUST get the lens away from the s. But we are also in the middle of a battle and if we abandon our nicegoody friends now, the battle will turn back into the evilus favor. Gurgle. Conflicts conflicts! Throughout the haze of battle, I motion for Cheesy to join me. I frantically relate the problem. Cheesy ponders for a few moments and come up with an idea.
Bleep! Bleepen Bleep bloop Bloopers! bleep bleepy bleepen bleep bleep. Blop bloop Bleep bleepery bleepen!
(You guys have to go! The enemy must be stopped or the battle will fail, since the evilus can just zap the whole battle field. The troops are slowly being beaten back, especially with the Zemtee air force here to help! We’ll manage! Besides, we cheesies have yet to unleash our greatest weapon! )
OK! That settles it! Let’s go crews!
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AK:
No! Don’t HURT the bunnies! HELP them! NO! NONONONONONO! *gets tied down*
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Suddenly, the battlefield shook, and everyone looked up towards the mountains in suprise. Several giant four-legged gun platforms were swiftly clanking towards the fight. They were all metal and gears, yet they seemed to move as smoothly like spiders. I was reminded of the scarab vehicles from Halo 3, except these were shaped like huge bunny heads with 4 legs protruding from their necks. I decided that we’d best exit the scene very quickly. “Take off! Let’s get back our lens!”
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The Zommer soars into the air, away from the ragin battle and toward the looming mountain. In the distance, I spot the small group of bunnies disappear into this mountain of earth. With one last flash of the lens, they disappear from sight. With a renewed sense of urgency, we press onward.
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“Into the Hole! They’re heading down to cricketia!
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Cricketia?! What’s that?! It wounds like it is either full of loud insects or full of swinging mallets. I hope it’s not the latter!
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294- Come on, You must have short term memory loss. we were then back in part 10. see post
*Goes back to Part ten*
Post 87 on *Does Double Take* January 4th? Wow.
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“Hm. Hope the original IBCF survives the battle.”
*Zommer flies down through long tunnel and finally reaches the golden city of books* *startled citizens look up*
“Hey, watch the helibunnies. They’re trying to lose us, and they’re doing a pretty good job.”
*helibunnies fly into another tunnel*
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“AFTER THEM! If my calulations are correct, there going up to… Flavor!”
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297- ((Question that is essential to the plot–are there any mountains or dormant volcanos on the Flavor Continent?))
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297((yes))
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OK……… That was a long time ago. I wouldn’t call it “short term” memory loss.
We chase the bunnies further and further into Flavor! Where are they leading us?! *exasperation*
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The bunnies fly straight towards a huge mountain. A huge slab of rock moves to reveal yet another tunnel, and the helibunnies fly inside. We barely make it through before the rock door slides shut again.
The Zommer flies through the dark tunnel for a while. Suddenly, it opens into a huge, lit, cavern. In the middle of the cavern there is a towering rocket, which the helibunnies carry the lens towards..
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We gaze in awe at the huge rocket. Wowsers! *shakes self out of stupor* Come on! Whatever that rocket is for, it can’t be good! Let’s sneak toward the bunnies, fin out what they’re up to, and maybe disable that rocket! *sneaks*
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“Wait, take a look.” Nailed on the wall is a sheet of paper with numbers, letters, and drawings on it. Taking a closer look, I realize in horror that this is the bunnies’ plan for world domination. It reads: Step #1: Launch secret bunny satellite. Step #2: Steal Chadian lens. Step #3: Bring Chadian lens and bunnifier to rocket. Step #4: Launch rocket and attach lens and bunnifier to satellite. Step #5: Bunnify the world! Mehehehahaha!
As I read, the helibunnies open a hatch near the top of the rocket and carry the gleaming lens inside.
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This is not good.
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OK! Time fo MAJOR quickness sneaking! We can’t alert the bunnies or they’ll take off! We’ve got to get up to that rocket and disable it! NOW! *creeps toward rocket*
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ESTIMATED LAUNCH TIME--THREE MINUTES
305- *follows kiwimuncher* *whispers* “Psst! Look out! There’s security cameras all over the place!”
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It’s lauchned! Help!
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306, 307- Jeez, that was an awfully quick three minutes. Back in the Zommer, guys! We need to stop these bunnies!
*alarm suddenly blares* *red lights flash throughout cavern*
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308- It was about 7 hours.
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309) But no LITERALLY 3 minutes! Right? I mean, no one would have been there in 3 minutes to respond. Right?
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309, 310- Ships’ Logs time is very warped.
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Oh well. It doesn’t matter! It’s time to catch those bunnies!
Oh hey! Wait! *has idea*
*takes rock time warp pie* *throws at receding rocket* *pie disappears* *appears one second later behind the rocket* *slams into the tail of the rocket* *damages tail* *rocket starts to loose speed rapidly and twist toward the ground*
Look! It worked! The rocket is going to crash!
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“But where?!”
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313- It’ll crash somewhere on the mountainside. But we can’t see from inside the cavern.
*rocket opens several parachutes* *dozens of helibunnies frantically speed towards the rapidly descending spacecraft*
Darn those bunnies. 
At least they won’t be able to get the lens and the bunnifier into space. Heh, they’d have to be pretty stupid to blindly launch it again with the damaged tail.
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314) Yeah! I agree! Come on crew! They can’t be that far away! Let’s find that rocket!
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315- Are you being sarcastic? It just kind of sounded that way when I read your post.
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316) Sarcastic? What gave you that idea? You will find that I’m not good at being sarcastic.
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317- Sorry. I read your post and for some reason I thought you were being sarcastic. It must have been the “Yeah! I agree!”; that seemed a little out of context when compared to the mocking tone at the end of post #314. Or maybe it was the way you put exclamation marks after each sentance. Hm… *thinks about it too much and confuses self* *brain implodes*
Anyhow…
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Uh, oh. I think the bunnies see us. Let’s get out of here! *runs for Zommer*
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Run away?! Why? Let’s get them! Make ready your pie volley!
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319- Aw, fine. It’s just so much easier to be cowardly. *prepares to hurl pies*
*bunnies charge*
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*hurls pie* *bunnies goes SPLAT* YES!
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*Sends out anti-pigment pie*
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Haha! Die, you lop-eared lagomorphs of bizarre hue! *hurls pies*
*bunnies run from pie assault*
*massive door opens* *four-legged BAP (Bunny Attack Platform) walks in* *BAP’s 7 pie turrets and bunnifier guns fire at us*
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323- violence, dear Fluffylump!
Interesting…
lop-eared lagomorphs of bizarre hue? must remember.
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Oh. THose BAPs? Well. We’ll see about this. *hurls anti-evilus detonator pie* *hits platform* Ha! Now they are the DBAP! The DEMOLISHED bunny attack platform! OK! LEt’s get to that rocket! As more bunnys join the assault, I and a few other crew members sneak away from the battle toward the rocket.
The rocket looms up in front of us! YEs! We’ve reached it undetected! Now….. let’s see…….. I hear a shout from the other side of the rocket and I follow it to see a bunch of people gathered around one spot on the rocket. As I get closer, I realize that it is a large red button. In large letters on it’s bottom, it reads, OBLITERATE. Hmmmmmmm. What to do…… I wonder what would happen if we pushed it……
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I press the button. a giant laser shoot out.
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324- It’s necessary violence, Mousey dear.
326- “Hm. So the rocket can shoot it’s own bunnifier. Good for it. But that doesn’t help us.” *looks at control panel* Hm, I wonder what would happen if I pressed this button?” *presses button*
INITIATING LAUNCH SEQUENCE
“Uh, oh. I hope that’s reversible.” *taps same button rapidly* *nothing happens* “Okay, maybe I’ll try this button.” *presses button*
SHIELDS ACTIVATED
“Whoops. That didn’t help, either. Oh, here’s what we’re looking for. Self destruct.” *presses self destruct button*
FOOLISH ENEMY OF PINK BUNNIES (WE LOGICALLY ASSUME THAT YOU ARE AN ENEMY AS ONLY AN ENEMY WOULD HAVE ANY REASON TO PRESS THE SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON) THIS FEATURE HAS BEEN REPLACED BY A SOFT DRINK DISPENSER HERE IS YOUR SOFT DRINK *pepsi bottle rolls out of dispenser*
“How thoughtful of them. The world’s going to be bunnified, but at least we get a free pepsi.” *sips pepsi*
*rocket boosters rumble*
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ARG! Those evilus! Excuse me, but could I see that pepsi can, CC IBCF? THankyou.
*takes can* *judges distance* *tosses into rocket booster* CRASH. CLANK. CLONK. splutter……. Well, that’s kind of slowed it down. It seems that the boosters are jamming. Go Pepsi! 
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*helibunny flies in and sees jammed rocket boosters*
Foolish humans. You think a carbonated beverage container can stop us? *pulls pepsi can out* *flame abruptly bursts from booster, barbecuing the can and the unfortunate bunny*
“Aw, nuts. Well, there’s more where that came from.” *presses self-destruct button again*
SOLD OUT
“WHAT? Darned vending machine!” *kicks*
KICKING THE VENDING MACHINE WILL NOT GET YOU ANY CLOSER TO HAVING YOUR SOFT DRINK
“Says you!” *continues kicking*
*meanwhile, rocket’s countdown begins*
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327- Of course the bunnies drink pepsi.
100, 99,98,97,96…
Hurry up!
3,2,1, Blast off!
hehehe. the ships headed to the Pie Planet.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU STUPID BUNNIES! YOU WILL NOT TAKE OVER THE WORLD! With a yell, I leap up onto the rocket, just as it blasts off. I think a few other followed suit, but I can’t really tell in that split second. The world begins to flash by faster, and I fight to keep my grip on the rocket, which is steadily getting higher. Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea? Just don’t look down!
I climb steadily to the front of the rocket and pull open the hatch to crawl inside. I arrived to see everyone else already inside, with a few s tied up in the corner of the room. Wowsers! We did it! Now what? I guess we’ve got to get rid of that lens?
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Great. I’ve been left behind. I watch helplessly as the rocket flies away, wondering what will become of my shipmates. Suddenly, I realized how stupid I was. All this time, we forgot about the Zommer! *runs to ship* *bunnies see me and chase* *gets inside ship, runs to controls, pies several bunnies, and takes off at full speed*
Rocket’s computer: SCANNER DETECTING HUMAN PRESENCE ON SHIP...AUTOMATIC PILOT MODE IRREVERSIBLY ACTIVATED. ALL BUTTONS AND CONTROLS EXCEPT FOR SELF DESTRUCT (WHICH HAS BEEN REPLACED BY SOFT DRINK DISPENSER) ARE OFFLINE. DON'T TRY SPLATTERING CONTROLS WITH LIQUID OR PASTRY, THEY ARE WATER-PROOF. AND IN CASE YOU FORGOT, THE SOFT DRINKS ARE SOLD OUT. MWAHAHAHAHA.
((In case you haven’t figured it out by now, I’m trying to make it so that we save the world (and the PPP) at the very last second)).
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AFter the computers exclamation. I look around helplessly. Gurgle. What about the lens? We can destroy that and the damage done will be pretty minimal compared to what WOULD have happened! If we can’t do anything else! Let’s do that! A shout comes from higher in the rocket and I look up to see TMFA motioning from up a ladder! He’s found it!
Everybody hurries up the ladder and peeks into a room with a lot of electrical stuff, and, in the center, is THE LENS! *duh duh dum* TMFA, is standing in the center of all the wiring, carefully picking up the lens. OK! NOw all we have to do is destroy it! But how? Smash it? Melt it in the wiring? Crack it? Shatter it? Drop it into the atmosphere, causing it to fry instantly?
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I slowed down the Zommer high above the atmosphere when I saw the rocket attached to a huge satellite. I noticed just in time that the satellite was bristling with pie turrets, and stopped the ship at a safe distance. I could do nothing but watch the process carry on. A hatch on the rocket opened, and a mechanical arm reached and pulled out the bunnifier. It was carried to the middle of the satellite and magnetically sealed into place. Frantically trying to find my crewmates, I took out my telescope and looked through the rocket’s windows. I saw TMFA and Kiwimuncher through one of the portholes, and also saw the glint of the telescope in the same room. Then I saw a large mechanical arm moving towards the part of the rocket TMFA and Kiwmuncher were in. For about a second, my brain thought about what all this meant.
IBCF’s Brain: *remembers that telescope lens will be attached to satellite* *remembers that large mechanical arm takes things out of rocket to attach to satellite* *remembers that in order for large mechanical arm to take things out of rocket, there must be nothing between the large mechanical arm and the thing that it is taking out* *remembers that TMFA and Kiwimuncher are in the same place that the thing that needs to be taken out is* *remembers that outside of the rocket is the airless, gravity-less, freezing vacuum of space* *remembers that if there is nothing between the mechanical arm and the thing that needs to be taken out, there also must be nothing between the crewmates and the emptiness of space* *and that would register as…a bad thing*
Quickly, I took out the phone that can call anywhere at any time. “TMFA! Kiwimuncher! GET OUT!”
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*Moves out of way*
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As the arm moved towards us, I backed up, but not before I grab the lens. So, I guess that if we have the lens, and the arm can’t get it, the evilus plan won’t work. The arm reaches toward the place where the lens had been, but only grabs air. WHile the arm is thus preoccupied, everyone creeps away out the door of the room. Out of the corner of my eye, I see the arm moving about, searching for the detested lens. Ha! It won’t find it there! CArefully, we close the door behind us.
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336- ((It would actually be more like heaved, or rolled, or pushed, rather than “grabbed.” The lens is pretty huge, you know)).
Satellite: ERROR, ERROR--LENS NOT RETRIEVED. AWAITING NEW ORDERS.
At Bunny Mission control: Great. I knew this would happen. But now you see? This is why we have to take the extra trouble to make back-up plans, right?
*grumble* *murmur* *agree*
*satellite arm picks bunnifier back up and slowly turns it towards rocket*
*other arm presses button that frees itself from satellite, though still tethered by a long metal cable* *arm snakes its way into rocket, looking for telescope lens*
Me: *realizes what is happening* *decides to take a risk* *turns shields to full power* *flies Zommer towards rocket airlock door, not yet knowing that it is just too small for the lens to fit through* *satellite detects Zommer and fires streams of pies*
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At Mission Control: See? You guys just figured we’d be able to launch the rocket and get the lens and the bunnifier to the satellite without any problems. But I, on the other hand, thought ahead. You moaned, you complained, you rolled your eyes…but the extra work was worth it, wasn’t it?
*extended satellite arm runs into door* *turns on drill mode* *punctures through door and continues looking for lens*
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To everyone’s utter shock and dread, suddenly the door to the lens room is blown out. Eek! RUN! Wait! WHERE DO WE RUN?!
*sees the Zommer* Quck! To the ship! Determined, we roll the lens to the door but…… *clonk* It won’t fit! I glance behind me to see the claw gaining on us. ARg! Why must things be so complicated?! OK! We’ve got to draw that hand away! *brings pies* *Runs past the hand and back into the lens room.* *hefts pies* *throws at claw* *claw pauses*
At Mission Control: idea: The claw is being pied by the humans in the opposite direction, idiots! You’re going the wrong way! *starts to fight over controls*
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Outside of rocket: *satellite pies fire* *Zommer shakes violently, but shields still hold up*
*arm slams against the vending machine, breaking it open* *it is simultaneously revealed that there is, in fact, more Pepsi, and that the rocket computer was either lying or wrong*
Rocket Computer: HEHE...MY MISTAKE.
*tied-up bunnies in corner decide to use the chaos to their advantage and scram* *their heads pop off and hop to the escape pods* *escape pods zip away*
*arm slams against the wall and knocks gravity generator, causing it to malfunction and explode* *everything inside rocket becomes weightless*
At Mission Control: “Oh, for the love of…stop fighting, you morons!!! There, I switched the arm off manual control. It seems like only computers can do things right around here.â€
*sulk* *give dirty looks*
*arm stops thrashing and resumes searching for lens, seemingly oblivious of the pies being thrown at it*
Meanwhile, I…*runs into the rocket with pies in hand, only to find it is zero-gravity* *is unable to decrease acceleration and goes flying into wall, causing pie goo to float away and splatter everywhere* “Ow.â€
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Oops. Sorry, I haven’t been online for a while, but it seems that all the threads a frequent have ground to a halt.
an idea starts to form in my head. Well, if we can’t get the lens out of the rocket ourselves, why don’t we get the claw to do it for us? What do you guys think?
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“But once the claw has the lens, how do we get it back? It looks like an awfully strong claw.” *subsequent to bouncing off wall, floats back into the Zommer* *lands on the floor with a thud*
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Just knock it out!
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We could control the arm ourselves! I mean, the bunnies no longer are controling it, it’s just a computer. We can hack into it and…… yeah……..
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343- According to the label, it’s made up of carbon nanotubes. I don’t think we can do that.
344- Well, in order to hack the computer, someone would have to put on a spacesuit and go to the satellite.
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Who volunteers?
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346- TMFA can go. Or you. But not me, of course. Hehe, me going. That couldn’t happen. Right? *gulp*
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*scratches head* Well…… heh heh…… I suppose…… gurgle…… *is nervous* Wish me luck? *gulp*
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348- Well, you don’t have to go, if you don’t want to…how about you, TMFA?
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Well, I am the best with computers here…
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OK! *is only too happy to step down* So when TMFA goes off to hack into the claw, I guess we should stand by just in case anything unfortunate should happen, like the HPBs finding out what we’re doing?
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Sure.
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351- We should also probably keep the lens away from the claw until TMFA hacks into it. Oh, and we should also probably hang on to something when I open the door. Don’t want everybody being sucked out by the vacuum.
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353) Good idea!
I wave as TMFA heads away from the rocket, toward the sattelite. I hope he’ll be OK! I turn my attention to the claw, which is still wandering around the rocket, looking for the lens.
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*Takes Out Ubuntu CD*
*Wipes Hard Drive and Installs Ubuntu*
“Stupid bunnies. why were you using windows?”
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*watches TMFA* “Hey, the satellite turrets are firing. I wonder what they’re shooting at?” *hears loud explosion from behind* *turns around* *sees red flashing lights and alarms back in the Zommer* “Uh oh, that’s not good.”
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I’ll go defend the ship! They’ll wish they never messed with us! *runs to ship* *turns on shields* *hurries to armoury room* *grabs pie and cabbage guns* FIRE!
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357- Careful! We don’t want to destroy the satellite while TMFA’s still on it! *carefully aims exploding cabbage at one of the satellite’s pie turrets* *fires*
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*Lands on earth*
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*is very careful not to hit TMFA* *blasts bunny turret* *exlosion commences* Awesome!
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*blasts the rests of the turrets to pieces* Nobody messes with the Zommer Vaycayshun!
At Mission Control: #1: We’ve lost the defense turrets!
#2: Oh, no! What do we do?
#3: Figure it out yourself. I’m fresh out of ideas.
#1: Oh, and it seems the humans have hacked into the arm controls.
#3: Oh, great.
#2: There’s nothing left to do! Abort the mission!
#4: *slaps #2* ABORT??? Are you crazy? This is our one chance to achieve our ultimate goal! We need to get that lens!
#3: And how are we supposed to do that, wiseguy?
#4: Send all power to the satellite shields, and activate the bunnifier. If the humans are bunnies, then we don’t need to worry about the arm not working, do we?
#3: Hehehe…brilliant plan, sir!
#4: That’s why I’m leading this mission.
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*Figures some caluations out*
*Points the gun at the center of the sattilite.*
*Gets Hungrey*
*Goes eats*
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*Lowers flag to half-mast because bandit died*
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((362- Which gun? The bunnifier laser?))
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364- Pie Gun.
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365- Okay.
*satellite shield goes up* *bunnifier laser slowly turns towards us*
“Uh, oh. I think they’re going to shoot us. It’s a good thing the Zommer has powerful, bunnifier laser-resistant shields. *enters Zommer* *presses shield activation button* *nothing happens* *presses shield activation button again* *still, nothing happens, as shields were damaged by satellite pies* “Uh, oh…”
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362) What? Eating on a mission? Is the arm uder our control now or what?
*sqeal*
Eep! Bunnifier alert! Quick! Get out of the Zommer! *runs back into rocket* *bunnifier blasts the Zommer*
I look around desperately and see everyone panting beside me, relatively safe in the bunnny rocket. Thank goodness! No one is bunnified.
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Ack! The Zommer turned pink!
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And it’s growing ears.
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Well, ah. That. I suppose there couldn’t NOT be any side effects.
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Um, Guys, It’s spreading to the ferret!
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371- Oh, shoot…the Zommer’s attached to the rocket! It’ll spread to us! We’ll have to detach it somehow…
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SHIP’S LOG OF THE HOT PINK BUNNY
We were told by the bunnies that we had been taken over, and we were sailing to Museica. When we got there, they asked us to take them to the Capital.
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373- Hm? Does this have anything to do with the happenings on the “Off With Their Heads!” thread?
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((374- Yes. It all will make sense on the first.))
We have landed in museica.
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((375- Wait–what what what??? I thought we were in space!))
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376- ((We were over the flavor connitent, heading into the lower space. then the bunnies hit us with the beam, and sent us to museica with bunnies.))
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((377- The satellite hit the Zommer with the beam, but I escaped into the rocket and detached the ships. Were you still in the Zommer when I detached it?))
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((I’m confused.))
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((379- Here’s how it is–the bunny rocket is docked on the satellite, and I then attached the Zommer to the bunny rocket to help you guys. But when the satellite shot a laser at the Zommer, I had to detach the Zommer from the bunny rocket to quarantine the bunnifying effects)).
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I’m throughly confused. Where are we and what is going on?
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381- I think we’re still in the rocket in space, but the Zommer was zapped and thrown back to Earth. I’m not sure which ship TMFA is in, though.
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Oh dear. Well, I guess I’m in the rocket and…….. we still have to get rid of the lens. TMFA hacked into the claw’s system before, so…… now what? I guess now that plan won’t work, since we haven’t got anyone at the controls anymore….. so…… that leaves us one more option! Come on! I think that this rocket has an escape capsule! We’ll get into it and ignite the rocket itself with a lovely explosion pie. The rocket goes *boom* and there goes our lens problem.
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O.k… I think…
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383- Wait–those stupid HPBs already launched the escape pods (post #340)! Next time you tie up a bunny, remember to duct tape its head to its body.
384- You’re still with us, TMFA? Wait–do you think you can hack into the rocket computer? Maybe we can control its engines and fly it back to Earth.
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385- These are stupid bunnies! there using windows ME. it’s like 8 year old! *Upgrades to Vista*
*Robots short-circuit*
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Gurgle! The odds are against us! *kicks side of rocket* OOWW! Me leg! *hops around on one foot*
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386- “Windows ME?!?” *chuckles* “Stupid bunnies.”
387- “Whoops! Careful there, Kiwimuncher.”
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*rubs leg* So…… what now? This situation appears utterly hopeless…… How in the world are we going to get back to earth without the Zommer? Steal the HPB’s ship?
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Where did everyone go? we can’t just abandon this lens! ARG! *is frustrated* OK! Time to take action! Everybody get together! We’re getting out of here with a bang! *runs toward the claw* *forces claw to close on us* *claw leaves rocket according to programming and goes to the evilus HPB ship* *we pie HPBs with knock out pies* Yes! Now we have our ship! *concentrate blasters* BLAAAAMMMMMMMMM! Ha ha! There goes the rocket AND and lens! *flys HPB ship back to earth* Yes! Mission accomplished!
Whew! I am sure looking forward to getting an unbunnified ship and sailing into the sunset.
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Where did all my fellow adventurers go?
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391- *logs on to bunny computer* Hey, this is interesting. The HPB’s secret plans. “Conference in Flavor Continent with Pellikoko, Tiffany and Laney”? Hey, aren’t those like the evil leaders of the Triple Alliance of Misery? Better send this to IBCF… *does so*
*ship suddenly stops moving* Hey, what the…?
(stupid bunnies forgot that they needed extra fuel for their return trip)
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THose silly bunnies! Only one thing for it! *pulls out cabbage gun* *uses cabbages for fuel*
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Yay! We’re almost there!
…And now we’ve run out of cabbages. Great. *plots our current trajectory on the ships’ computer*
Uh, oh. Apparently, we’re going to be landing in the ocean near Pie Isle. ((And we are. Even if you don’t, I will. I promised Zinc.))
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OK! Ocean sounds good to me! We can start our exploring fresh anew! Onward to unexplored worlds!
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395- Can I make that my signature on another board?
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Onward!
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((Do we want to go to Pie Island? If so, we will be making a crash landing in the ocean and a long visit to the Pie Isle thread)).
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398- I just did that on the PI.
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396) Uh…. sure….. what signature?
398) I guess we could. But at the same time, we don’t really want this thread to die either……….
Although….. we are well over 300….. so……. I don’t know exactly……
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400- It won’t die. Original IBCF can bring the Seahawk back to life…
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OK……. I suppose Cheesey can hold the fort here for me.
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Bleep! Bleep bloop Bleepen!
(hello there! :smile:)
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BLeep! Bloopen bleep bleepy!
(We need a new ship)
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404- We need a new thread.
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