Chronicles of Museica, Part the Ninth
Date: August 29, 2008
Categories: Nonrandom Craziness, RRRs, RPWs, and RPGs, The Musiverse
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Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
Date: August 29, 2008
Categories: Nonrandom Craziness, RRRs, RPWs, and RPGs, The Musiverse
ATTENTION ALL NEWCOMERS TO MUSEICA AND THIS THREAD
Museica is a nation in the “Muse World”. We have created a form of government and a Constitution. We run the country and solve problems that arise.
The Nation is divided into Nine provinces named after the muses. Each is run by a Governing Muser (GM). We need to elect 6 new Governing Musers, one for each of: AEIOU, Bo, Crraw, Feather, Mimi, and Pwt.
There are three Prime Musers (PMs) who look after national matters. We currently have all three of those positions filled, but one member has not been seen in nearly two weeks, the limit of how long you can leave the thread before you lose your position.
There are three Chief Justices, or CJs. We need to elect all three.
And there’s the House of Commons (HoC), of which every citizen excepting those who hold one of the above positions is a member. The HoC creates and votes on laws.
If you would like a position, submit your request and you will be put on the ballot for the next election.
Red-tailed HAWK
Yay. New thread! Thank you, oh powerful GAPAs!
I think we resolved the previous issue with the VPMs.
No VPMs, am I correct?
I’d like to run for Bo GM (once again).
2-Correct!
Red-tailed HAWK
Hold up, are we starting all over now?
5- not really.
5- We’re not starting again, we just need more people and have many avaiable positions.
5-No, well, we’re just starting a new thread. Hopefully this will get us some new citizens. That would be nice, since we have nine, maybe ten positions to fill, not counting the HoC.
We need new citizens, badly!
I have a map of the whole known Muse World. Can the GAPAs still post it at the top of this thread now if I send it?
Red-tailed HAWK
(8) Yes, we can.
No, I don’t think we’re starting over. We’ve built too much to demolish it now…we can change as need be, but we have a fairly strong constitution now. I’ll keep the rest of my views to myself.
ALL NEW CITIZENS OF MUSEICA HEED RED-TAILED HAWK’S POST #1.
7 – Okay, so I’m still GM of Urania? And exactly what are the other regions I control? …I forgot… and plus, nobody told me who exactly I control.
9- OBAMA!
Sorry.
To make this on topic, IBCF needs to come here.
I just sent it, please let me know if there are any problems!
10-I think we have done an excellent job so far! We should be proud!
11-Yes, you’re still Uranian GM. You’re in charge of AEIOU and Mimi (The provinces) until we elect GMs for those positions.
Red-tailed HAWK
WOW! It’s up already! Thank you so much, GAPA! That was amazingly fast! *Bows down to GAPA powers*
Red-tailed HAWK
i’m Running for chief justice under the Key Lime party.
15-Hi Cliff Eagle! How are you this evening?
Red-tailed HAWK
IBCF is no longer science PM. Please state if you want the post.
17- I’d love a Prime Muse position. May I?
18- Let’s see if any one else wants it. elections.
p.s. PWT PWNS!
18-Wow, I haven’t seen you in a while! I guess you’ve been on the blog a bit, but still, welcome back!
Yes, you probably don’t know what happened to Museica. Well, we wrote a Constitution, and now we elect our officials.
Also, PMs must come here very often. At Least every two weeks or they lose the position, as IBCF just did. But, it is better to visit even more frequently or Museica dies again. As it has so many times.
Being a PM is a big responsibility. I don’t want to discourage you from running for the position, but I want you to realize it is a lot of work and requires many and frequent visits to this thread. If you cannot continue frequently visiting the blog, I do not recommend you run for the position. It will be overwhelming, and you may end up losing the position.
Again, not to discourage you, just wanted to make sure there were no surprises later! A lot has changed in Museica. It used to be that you would be handed a position, you could abandon the thread, come back, leave again, and still hold the position. However, in those days a position was rather meaningless, and seemed to more just give a person a “title” to put after their name, rather than give them many responsibilities and a lot of work in Museica, as the new positions now give.
20-Uh-oh, alter ego?
Red-tailed HAWK
What happened to the heath care bill?
13 – Thank you!
I’d love to run for Science PM, but I won’t. I’m content with what I have.
can i do anything?
22-I think it died because nobody was here to vote on it. You can bring it up again if there are HoC members here to vote.
Speaking of the HoC, Bookworm will lose his position tomorrow if he doesn’t come here now.
23-I appreciate that (Not running for PM because you are content serving where you are).
24-Sure, thanks for asking. I’d suggest you:
~Join the HoC, and vote on laws that come through.
~ Run for a GM or CJ position, or run for the Science PM position that is now open.
~Read post 1, as that lists the open GM positions.
Red-tailed HAWK
Can I run for Science PM or GM of Bo?
RtH, I know this is off-topic, but you seem to frequent this thread more than any other, so I’ll ask you here. Would you mind appearing as a major character in a dramatization of the events of April First, 2007? I know you support the theory that some bunnies are evil, others good, so you might not like to appear in a production that shows only evil ones.
On-topic, this is a big improvement. Hopefully some of the people we rope in now will stay loyal to Museica.
26-Sure!
27-You’re right, I haven’t had a lot of time on here, sometimes just brief stops here and there. So, I have not been visiting many other threads! I wouldn’t mind appearing in your film/production. As long as it does not attempt to state all HPBs are evil, for they most definitely aren’t. But there are those pesky evilus who won’t seem to go away, and I don’t deny that.
You’d be using pictures from the blog, I take it? That’s okay, as long as you don’t mind using silly pictures, as kokonvention pictures typically are, at least when I’m present
Indeed, it is good to see Museica getting back on its feet again, isn’t it?
Red-tailed HAWK
Aw, nuts. Well, bye. I’m tired of politics, anyhow.
Any one a HoC member yet?
This political system isn’t going to work. The only way to keep everyone interested in this thread is to make this thread interesting. What are we all going to spend our time doing, once the elections are over?
25 – You’re welcome!
31-The point of a political system is to keep everyone organized and to streamline the system. What makes the country (and the thread) interesting isn’t the government, it’s what you do with it. We’ll run the country, and that is interesting enough, for me anyway.
32-
Red-tailed HAWK
Important News Updates:
From Kokopelli:
The large influx of newomers to the nations capital has given an important boost to the failing tourism industry.
To help the floundering businesses, the pie point has been declared equal to 5 Moosers. This has greatly helped intraprovince dealings but is not recognized outside of Kokopelli.
From Bo:
An innovative young Boite from a dairy farm has started a new cruise line that serves blueberries and whipped cream at every meal. Not only has this saved the dying blueberry industry, but it has led to advances in food reservation.
From Crraw:
Friction between traditionalists, a small minority who claim pie-throwing is a time-honored tradition, and literarists, who claim pie is “horrid, book-wrecking, flying goo†has increased greatly.
I would be interested to know what is happening in other provinces as well.
Nice map, RtH!
33- Yeah. What you said. What do we do with it? But running a country isn’t my idea of “interesting.” The last really interesting that happened was the attack on Crubyon. *sigh*
34-Thanks! And I will write something as you have about my three provinces, don’t worry!
35-True, very true. Running a country itself could get old real fast. The excitement comes from solving problems and settling disputes, making tough decisions regarding the provinces and all of Museica, deciding things about the provinces and their land areas, creating new laws and enforcing them…
But first we need a Constitution and a strong government to start with, then we can move on to the fun part. We’ve got the Constitution, now we just need to fill some positions before we can fully function and be as strong as our Constitution makes us if we have all of our officials with us.
Red-tailed HAWK
Can I run for The Science Prime Muser?
37-Sure!
Red-tailed HAWK
37, 38- Grrrrrrrrr…
Aw, what the heck. Politics make me sick, anyway.
Actually, I’m not gonna run for anything, I won’t be able to come on here as much as school goes on. So I’d lose my position anyways.
39-You can run, too!
Red-tailed HAWK
HAWK, Can I help in any way? I’m wanting for the HoC to get more people.
Oh, yeah, school…
Don’t you guys think we should lengthen the PM-throwing-out time during the school year?
43-IBCF, I don’t know how other people feel, but if you want to keep your Science PM position, be my guest. I have no interest in alienating you or discouraging you from participating in Museican government. And since you posted on the thread mere hours after you technically lost your position, I think it would be cruel to send you off.
There are plenty of open positions for people to choose from without Science PM being open.
42-TMFA! nice post #! I say, the HoC is a priority for me too. I hope some of these new enthusiastic people will join the HoC, at least until they are elected. Do you know of any places we could post (Besides the random thread, of course) to gain support of Museica? We need… 9 people for the elected positions, and some more for the HoC.
I know most of the adventures are dying, though. How about ships’ logs? That’s not as dead…
Red-tailed HAWK
Wait a second, are we having elections again?
45-Not yet. We don’t have enough new people here. Oh, are you asking if we’re starting from scratch? No, we’re just electing six GMs and three CJs, and attempting to fill the HoC.
Red-tailed HAWK
44- Ship’s log me, you, IBCF, Kokonilly, and Kiwimuncher. it’s 80% museica.
40- You are still a member of the HoC and are encouraged to come whenever you can!
47-So true.
I’ll make an announcement for the random thread.
Red-tailed HAWK
GAPAs? Do you remember any post of mine describing the various adventures and giving links to them? I’d hate to make one if there already is one floating around on an old random thread, but I can’t find it. I think I wrote it.
Red-tailed HAWK
…oof new thread…. reading through all that it reminded me of a old saying “learn the rules brake the rules make up new rules brake the new rules” …it would seem that our Constitution is just that. It deals with abstract laws, that make us look fair. But it doesn’t work.(thus far) In a non blog world it might.But cant we come up with some thing better for us? I like the way things turn out when we just use are commonsense to figure things out. Which is what we will do any way so why am I saying this? so that perhaps we can function better…. 50 I think I remember that (but I cant find it )so what should the HOC talk about?
hmmm…Bookworm, I’d like to become a CJ!
Hi folks!
Wait, there’s nobody here. Ah well.
I didn’t miss anything, I guess!
I just posted an announcement on the random thread. Let’s see who comes!
Red-tailed HAWK
*yawn* I saw the announcement. Has anything happened?
It’s not going to help.
55-It looks like you’re right (…it looks like you’re right)
*Has conversation with echo* *Buys curtains and rugs*
I have a plan to get us back on track. It is clear no new citizens are coming soon, so we ought to temporarily assign the work to the people we do have. This may violate the Constitution, but it does not mean we are permanently changing the Constitution or government. It’s a temporary measure taken due to the rapid state of decline we are experiencing in Museica.
Government Revitalization Plan:
We have three active GMs and three active PMs. (Well, sort of active.)
The three GMs would continue to cover three provinces each, and they would also vote in the HoC.
The three PMs would serve as CJs temporarily.
This way we have a working HoC and CJs. This violates the Constitution, but as I said, we aren’t changing the rules, we’re assigning the work to fewer individuals because there are only so many of us at this time. As more people come, the work would be spread back out as it should be as stated in the Constitution.
I think this plan would give fairly equal power to PMs and GMs. We won’t be changing the Constitution, so the CJ positions are less powerful. They would be to serve as judges in disputes, and wouldn’t alter the Constitution at this time. That’s fine, because we can’t say the government isn’t working when we aren’t following the Constitution in the first place!
What say you?
Red-tailed HAWK
I, TMFA, Prime Muser of Science, Here by Second Rt-H Propsealy.
Any apposed? We will end voting at Midnight tomorrow.
57 give the voters more time! I say we wait till September 14th, 2008 at 9:01 pm at least that gives us a week we can do other things in the mean time. 56 I say yes
I third the proposal. That’s the approval of two of three PMs.
sounds fine to me.
59- Two of Two. the third one isn’t here.
This Government Revitalization Plan has been approved.
I’ll be back as soon as possible to help keep this ghost ship alive.
Red-tailed HAWK
Though I don’t have any designated position, I approve the approval of the GRP.
63 you can vote in the HOC
O.k., Now what?
I’m just checking in so I don’t lose my position as PM.
Nothing much seems to have happened since last time… Oh, I see the GRA has been approved.
Yup.
I think people are really busy with school. I know I am. That’s why I’m so seldom here, on the blog in general!
Ummm… Let’s do something in the HoC. I know!
Museican House of Commons bill number 4: Minimum Wage in Museica
WHEREAS,
Inflation generally outpaces the willingness to increase wages and,
WHEREAS,
An unnecessary burden is thus placed on individuals and families seeking to fulfill the Museican Dream and,
WHEREAS,
The Museican Government has the ability to lift this burden and allow every Museican citizen to enjoy life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness,
This Museican House of Commons hereby declares law the
MINIMUM WAGE ACT:
~Minimum wage is hereby set at this time at 10 Moosers per hour.
~All businesses, companies, etc. are thus required to provide a minimum of 10 Moosers per hour pay per individual to all workers.
~The minimum wage may be increased by the government relative to inflation, but it may not be decreased.
All in favor say w00t!
Red-tailed HAWK
w00t!
w00t!
w00t! we should also have a maximum pie cost so we don’t get to inflated
Anyone!
This Museican House of Commons hereby passes the proposed Minimum Wage Act.
71-Hmm. Well, that might be tricky, since prices of raw materials do go up. I’ll have to think about it, but I have a feeling requiring businesses to provide decent salaries is the best we can do.
Now what to do… Eh, what the hemoglobin, I’ll propose another bill in the HoC.
Museican House of Commons bill number 5: Education in Museica
WHEREAS,
An education is the greatest possible gift bestowed upon a child and,
WHEREAS,
Every child has the right to a decent education and,
WHEREAS,
Parents cannot always afford to provide a good education to their children,
This Museican House of Commons hereby declares law the
EQUAL OPPORTUNITIES IN EDUCATION ACT:
~Every citizen is entitled to a decent education in Museica.
~The Government must provide good quality education in healthy, safe environments to any and all Museican Citizens at no charge.
~Any parent may choose to send their child to private or boarding school, or may choose to Homeschool their child. However, it is illegal to deny any child some form of decent education in Museica.
All in favor say w00t!
Red-tailed HAWK
first ~w00t second ~w00t third~ so a child MUST be educated even against their will? And in “necessary” subjects that do not suit? On a one size fits all basis? Needs clarification
74-*GASP* A muser who doesn’t like learning?!?
Do allow me to clarify the bill: Yes, every child must have some form of education. It is the parent’s responsibility to ensure their child has an education. The reason you aren’t forced into the working world immediately is you aren’t prepared: Any job requires some education. Education is a gift, one any muser should appreciate. It prepares you for the world, and gives you some purpose in life. You find what you want to do with yourself. You’ve got a brain, now please put some of all of this great knowledge in it! If you have no education, you’ll starve your brain!
Homeschooling is an option. You are free to decide what you want to focus on with your education, but you have to do something. No, in no way is it declared that every child must receive exactly the same education. The bill simply seeks to ensure no child is denied an education. Some children may not understand the value of a good education yet, but they will see later where some sort of preparation is necessary. And, to more lively and interested souls, learning is a wonderful experience all around!
I hope that clarifies the bill I put forward. I don’t mean to standardize education, I want to bring it in one form or another to all citizens. (Thus the “Equal Opportunities:” not the same opportunities, but equal in value in terms of what the child wants to become.)
Red-tailed HAWK
I’m sorry I have been absent for so long. I hope the HoC has stayed alive. Anything interesting happened?
73/75- w00t!
w00t.
w00t! 75 of course we like learning!!! but we just wanted to make sure that you weren’t trying to standardize are education system (we don’t like standardization) *stabs standardization with a sword* thanks for clarifying… some one say some thing other than w00t!
Have I lost my position? Sorry, been really busy with schoolwork and planning the Halloween Ball… Anyway, w00t to the proposal, as Prime Muser if not, as HoC member if yes.
80-You’re just a day late. But I do not intend to remove you from your position as PM. I know school keeps a lot of people really busy (including me) and I can’t blame you for taking care of that first.
Considering there’s only a day left to vote on the Equal Opportunities in Education Act, I’ll post another bill for the HoC while I’m here.
Museican House of Commons bill number 6: Humane Treatment of Animals
WHEREAS,
The Constitution of Museica reads, in Article 5, Section 10:
10. No governmental agency shall make any law discriminating against citizens on the basis of gender, race, belief, orientation or species. and,
WHEREAS,
Every citizen of Museica is thus to be treated equally regardless of species and,
WHEREAS,
The safety and well-being of every citizen is a top governmental priority,
This Museican House of Commons hereby declares law the
ABSOLUTE EQUALITY ACT:
~Every citizen is entitled to exactly the same freedoms, regardless of species.
~No citizen of Museica shall be discriminated against, harmed, or in any other way abused no matter how small or seemingly insignificant they may seem to those causing the harm.
~Testing products on animals is thus hereby outlawed in Museica.
All in favor say w00t!
Red-tailed HAWK
This seems to imply compulsory vegetarianism.
82- and?
Well, citizens are sentient beings, but a loose interpretation would make that the case. Is that a bad thing though? If everyone in the US was vegetarian, there would be tons more excess food. Not that the farm bill would let it help, but anyway,
1. Should the bill be changed to reflect a more specific issue
2. Should the bill be left to interpretation?
No. 2 is risky, but I like it.
I have to disagree with this bill. Protists and Bacteria do not deserve the same rights as animals, in my humble opinion.
I’m afraid I also must disagree, but on different grounds. On a purely moral level, I would agree with this bill, but I know from personal experience that there are people for whom compulsory vegetarianism would be extremely inconvenient, such as those who already have a lot of dietary restrictions. I think a better long-term solution to the problem would be to have the great scientific minds of Chad and Pwt begin work on developing artificially generated meat (all the nutrition for none of the suffering.)
I’ll vote for that, POSOC!
Hmm… I re-read the act and realized it only applies to citizens of Museica.
I still think 86 is a good idea, though.
Of, course, I hope people understand, I did not expect the bill to be perfect as I posted it. I want there to be discussion!
85-I certainly agree. I seek to use the term “species” in this context to indicate “animals” as represented by the Muses: Crraw representing birds, Bo representing mammals… Basically anyone who actively participates in society and the government. Therefore, spraying chemicals in the eyes of rabbits to see if it’s okay for other citizens to use the chemicals in their homes is illegal. I do believe there should be a much longer list of things that are outlawed. Let’s write it!
86-Absolutely. But we need the artificial meats now. We can’t be killing other citizens because eating them is more convenient than coming up with something else to eat.
Glad to see Museica alive again!
Red-tailed HAWK
I say that we make a more valid definition of which species are legal as Museican Citizens!
How about all members of Phylum Chordata are allowed as citizens, but no others?
89, 90- I agree that we need a more valid definition of “citizens.” I am also glad to see Museica alive again!
yay!
BUNNIES TO INVADE THE CAPITAL TONIGHT. NO USE FIGHTING BUNNIES.
WE HAVE LANDED. SURRENED. IF YOU DO NOT FIGHT YOU WILL HAVE SURRENDED.
90-That works for me.
93/94-*Fights*
Red-tailed HAWK
Oh bugg- um, Cake. We really can’t have this sort of thing going on, not so soon before NaNo.
USLESS HUMANS! *FRIES EAST HALF OF KOKOPELLI*
*groan*
Sir Ozlips, a harried look in his chocolate-brown eyes, picked up the phone and dialed a number. “Prarilius, you there?”
“You know perfectly well I’m there. I’m your alter ego.”
“We need the Hydropastrican navy in here ASAP. The bunnies have some sort of superweapon that decimated eastern Kokopelli.”
“I’m on it. The Star of Qurtv is launching as we speak.”
“Get kiwimuncher on the line, too. We’ll need the Zommer.”
“Not sure if I can contact her, but I’ll try.”
“Hurry, though. We need to wrap this up before NaNoWriMo starts.”
“Roger.” The phone clicked off.
Sir Ozlips turned to the people gathered around the conference table. “Hydropastrica is coming to our aid. I’ve also contacted Zemtee, but RtH seems to be occupied at the moment.”
He pulled up a map on the tabletop screen. “The bunny fleet is concentrated over the Crusty Plains, near what’s left of Spector City. It’s probable that their next assault will be on the Chocsyrup Swamp in Crraw, to cut off the chocolate syrup pipeline. We should concentrate most of our forces there, as it’s one of our most valuable assets. Another major area we need to defend is the mouth of the Lesser Meringue River, where it spills into the Blueberry Sea. If they gain control of the Blueberry, they’ll have direct routes to every important part of Pwt and Urania.
As the Arts Prime Muser, I don’t have much authority over our affairs in war – however, music is under my jurisdiction, and I can make sure that our satellites are broadcasting waltzes on every frequency. This will disrupt their communications, and it will also keep them from operating efficiently, as 3/4 time music drives them stark raving mad. All public intercom systems will be broadcasting the same pieces at maximum volume – a most effective defense.
That’s my plan, ladies and gentlemen. Your input?”
TRANSMISSION TO POSOC AND RED-TAILED HAWK
It's IBCF--static--just encountered--static--huge HPB army on Bunny Isle. We were able to hold them off with the help of the nicegoodius and the cheesies, but then they suddenly retreated and--static--towards the ocean. Be advised--static--a fleet of bunnies with bunnifier lasers heading straight towards Museica. They may already be attacking by--static--you get this message--static--heavy casualties. My carbon copy--static--message you might be interested in.
--staticattack on GAPA city--static--bunnies stole the--static--a bunny rocket somewhere--static--Flavor Continent--static--attaching a telescope lens--static--bunnifier --static--satellite--static--plot to take over the--static--
I'm not--static--what's going on...the--static--I saw him, he was in the Zommer with Kiwimuncher and TMFA, chasing a group of helibunnies who were carrying a giant telescope lens. --static--to make sense out of it.
“I’ve just received a transmission from IBCF. It’s garbled and indistinct, but from what I can tell, they’re planning to magnify a bunnifier laser and reflect the beam off a satellite, bunnifying enormous numbers of people. In light of this recent intelligence, it’s imperative that we find out where the laser is and shut it down before they manage to activate it.”
Sir Ozlips then copied down the gist of the message and sent it to IBCF, with the following attached:
PLEASE CLARIFY PREVIOUS MESSAGE STOP IS THIS WHAT YOU MEANT QUERY STOP
100- Not exactly…–static–using the satellite’s solar–static–charge the bunnifier huge amount–static–wrong end of the telescope–static–decimate huge areas–static–Cheesie scouts report–static–Zommer is attacking the satellite–static–must be CC* IBCF,–static–and kiwimuncher–static–Zommer is heavily damaged–static–fighting over giant telescope lens–static–but–static–too dangerous to help–static–bunnifier laser online–static–still threatens spacecraft–static–Taking remainder–static–Zemtee air force, nicegoodius, and Cheesies–static–help defend Museica.
*Carbon Copy (I made a copy of myself that could join the Zommer’s crew while the Seahawk was dormant. See the Ships’ Logs threads).
*TAKES OVER MOST OF MUSEICA (THE CAPITAL IS ALL THAT’S LEFT.)*
now this thread is getting interesting.
102- Whaaat? How could you do that so quickly? CC IBCF and Kiwimuncher are still fighting over the telescope lens in space.
102- Seriously, TMFA, this is exactly the sort of thing you complained about Ag doing on the Pie War thread. Please stop.
105- He’s probably just being sarcastic.
106- I am. I really want to attack the ball. *GIVES UP*
Now what?
107- Sorry, it was explicitly stated in the ball charter: NO BUNNIES.
~dear sirs and ladies~ as vpm of air with our pm (and myself) in possible danger I’ve given the order to help. Please do not take offense and attack any vehicles or personages baring our insignia. we are sorry that this had to be delivered on foot and hope that it does not fall in to the hands of the enemy but all the broadcasting systems are choked up with waltzes and we can not send any thing past the 3/4 music we pray to the muses that these Philistines do not reach our native dough if supplies and/or armaments are needed please just ask ~ vpm ~badrang~
Thank you for your kind assistance, badrang. Hopefully we will be able to defeat the bunnies.
your welcome sir Moving in…
*returns from Bunny Isle with the remaining Zemtee air force, nicegoodius, and cheesies*
We’re back, POSOC. We can provide air support as needed over the Chocsyrup Swamp. And CC IBCF sent me another message I think you’d like to hear…
–static–found evidence–static–bunnies–static–Hotpincbunniland–static–rebuild–static–Triple Alliance of–static–new base–static–Flavor Continent–static–revenge–static–and Pellikoko promising–static–in the Burnt Crust if–static–attack Museica–static–dangerous–static–
*returns from long leave of absence*
Oh my. We seem to be in quite a bit of trouble, don’t we?
*Sigh* I’d like to add to the story, but I don’t have much time at the moment. I’m not abandoning Museica, but I’m hoping we can all wait a little bit longer until school is not consuming so much time.
Red-tailed HAWK
What are we doing?
((We need to bring this thread back to life. Maybe I can advertise on The Leaf Pile…))
Hey, what’s up? I saw the ad on the Leaf Pile.
117- Look at the map at the top of this thread…basically, we’re in an imaginary place called the Muse World which consists of Museica, a country that contains nine sections named after the Muses, Muserland, another place that contains the countries of ICE, Fire, Earth, Water, Air, Plasma, and Shadow, Zemtee, which is the big green country on the map that rules over north Muserland and the Burnt Crust Wasteland (the big landmass that connects Museica and Muserland), the Flavor Continent, whose countries are named after the flavors of many delicious edibles (and where the violent pie wars took place), and lots of other places. You can run for Prime Minister (PM) or Governing Muser (GM) of any country in Muserland or Museica. I’m pretty sure ICE, Air, Crraw, Chad, Urania, and Kokopelli are taken…
Anyhow, the HPBs launched a major attack on Museica, and then the thread started to die. For more information, you can see post #1 or refer to the previous threads.
does Chocsyrup Swamp.freeze?
Can I join in a position if this thread is not dead yet? (what positions are open?)
120- I really don’t know. I think that this is dead.
*worry*
hey red-tailed hawk, can i be a GM?
is there a requirement?
Well, maybe it is not dead if 2 people posted in 2 days! That’s not good, but it’s not bad either. I’ll try to get some more people to come over by advertising on the random thread.
I, TMFA, as PM of Life, here-by ask for a grant to work on new life.
Hello?
I’ll join, if you want.
I’ll join, too. What’s going on right now? Or was?
Uh, TMFA? hello?
Nothing. I was on vaction.
I, The Man For Aeiou, As sole remaing person on the thread, hereby summit and pass the following laws:
HoC Bill 7: Museoian museums will be built on national mall.
HoC Bill 8: Same-Sex Marriage is legal
HoC Bill 9: Establishment of Public and Free Power, Water, Food, Shelter, TV, Broadband internet, Satellite radio, and printing company
HoC Bill 10: Establishment of a public banking system.
HoC Bill 11: Establishment of a strong public collage system.
HoC Bill 12: Museica is allies with PPP, and the Lemon-lime alliance of flavor continent.
HoC Bill 13: Pie isle’s arglapalgo is part of Museica, as is any colony in the gulf of dornavenk.
sorry we have been gone the evil computer wont post any thing! (this is a different computer) no TMFA you MAY NOT pass amendments by your self it says 7:”Museoian museums will be built on national mall.”– huh? please clarify.
8: “Same-Sex Marriage is legal”– w00t!!
9:” Establishment of Public and Free Power, Water, Food, Shelter, TV, Broadband Internet, Satellite radio, and printing company”– each of the nine provinces should vote on that for their province. if it passed would the government pay?
10: “Establishment of a public banking system”. same as above
11: “Establishment of a strong public collage system”.– w00t! but once again all provinces should vote on it for their province. I think we basically have that- don’t we?
12: “Museica is allies with PPP, and the Lemon-lime alliance of flavor continent.” w00t! do they want to? (why not?) we should ask though.
13: does “Pie isle’s arglapal and any colony in the gulf of dornavenk’.want to be part of Museica? hows the war going *goes off to ships logs to see*
131- I am the provinces! Look, everyone’s gone. everything is going fine. pie isle and co. are like putru rico and co. they are kind of part of museica, there just more so.
I’m fine with TMFA taking ruling action, because nobody else is here, including me. Now that I am here, I’d like to comment about some of the proposed amendments.
(131) 7- TMFA wants to build museums on the national mall, like we have in DC. I second.
10/11- What standard? Based on gold, or nothing (like the US)? Denominations of pi?
12- Should political alliances be built into a constitution? What if there’s a dreadful coup over there? Then we could end up with some crazy diplomatic standstill, like Taiwan-US relations instead of Taiwan-China-Us relations.
These are laws, not amendments. these are like what the house or senate passes.
Oops, sorry. I’m compiling a document of the Constitution, and got mixed up. In that case, I w00t for 12, but am still concerned about the implementation of 10/11
135- 10 is the muse, a mulit-national currency, used in all of the museverse. I made the banks national so we don’t have to have a 700,000,000 muse bailout!
w00t
Are links to google docs ok? I remember them being used for something else, and they are anonymous. I’d like to post the Constitution and Laws in a nice form.
http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dhp3zcw3_116ftn98fdp
what should we do?
Hello. I lost my position during NaNoWriMo. But I’m here, for what it’s worth.
It’s worth what ever you make it.
I suggest we work on getting things going again, getting together a ballot, and having an election. Then we could start fresh with a new thread, hopefully.
130-I’m glad someone’s doing something around here. I’m working on getting the laws together into the standard format, and I’ll post them soon. They look good so far, but let’s not decide anything for sure yet, okay? I’ll post them for sure in the next couple of days, maybe sooner.
I’ll be back asap. I’m not abandoning you, I just can’t stay on now.
Red-tailed HAWK
Thats fine.
*twidles thumbs*
138-That’s the Muserland Constitution. We aren’t doing anything with Muserland until we can get Museica moving, as far as I know.
Here are the laws TMFA put in the HoC, in standard form:
Museican House of Commons bill number 7: Museican Museums
WHEREAS,
Education is a top priority in Museica and,
WHEREAS,
Museums provide an excellent environment for presenting information and,
WHEREAS,
Museica is obligated to provide such environments to its citizens free of charge,
This Museican House of Commons hereby declares law the
NATIONAL PUBLIC MUSEUMS ACT:
~The Nation of Museica shall establish public museums in all areas of interest
~Entrance to such museums shall be free of charge to all Museican citizens
~Such museums should contain the latest and most accurate information available
Museican House of Commons bill number 8: Same-sex Marriage
WHEREAS,
The Constitution of Museica reads, No distinction in law shall be made on the basis of sexuality, gender, polygamy, polyandry, race, political opinion, origin, or religion and,
WHEREAS,
Museica thus shan’t distinguish between homosexual and heterosexual relationships and,
WHEREAS,
Museica must firmly establish the definition of marriage to avoid future conflicts
This Museican House of Commons hereby declares law the
DEFINITION OF MARRIAGE:
~ Marriage in the nation of Museica shall be defined as the legal joining of two or more individuals who are committed to each other
~No distinction shall be made between heterosexual and homosexual relationships or marriages
~It is now illegal in Museica to deny one couple the rights and privileges enjoyed by another couple
Museican House of Commons bill number 9: Public Services in Museica
WHEREAS,
Museica is responsible for providing for its citizens and,
WHEREAS,
Museican citizens can benefit from many public services and,
WHEREAS,
The Government of Museica can provide these services free of charge,
This Museican House of Commons hereby declares law the
PUBLIC SERVICES ACT:
~Museica shall be responsible for providing many public services, including utilities such as power, water, sewer, television, telephone and other communication, Broadband internet, satellite radio, etc. free of charge
~ Museica shall also provide services and products such as food, shelter, fire and police protection, National protection, printing, etc.
~Museica shall provide these services free of charge, but shall not interfere with private businesses seeking to offer similar services except to ensure the safety and quality of the products and services offered
Museican House of Commons bill number 10: Public Banking in Museica
WHEREAS,
Museica must ensure the safety and security, both personal and financial, of its citizens and
WHEREAS,
A public banking system would ensure Museican citizens had a safe place to place their savings and take out loans and,
WHEREAS,
Museica has the power to establish a public banking system,
This Museican House of Commons hereby declares law the
PUBLIC BANKING ACT:
~A strong and stable public banking system shall be present in Museica at all times
~Any citizen is entitled to save money in the Museican National Bank, and can also take out loans when necessary, Receiving no less than 5% interest on saved money and paying no more than 6% interest on borrowed money,
~While private banks are entitled to do business in Museica, the Museican Government is only to provide for the national bank, and is not responsible for bailing out private banks if they happen to fail
Museican House of Commons bill number 11: Public Colleges in Museica
WHEREAS,
A College education is a privilege deserved by any Museican citizen with the drive to go to college and,
WHEREAS,
Such citizens are not always those who can afford to pay for private college tuition and,
WHEREAS,
Museica can establish a strong public college system to provide for such citizens,
This Museican House of Commons hereby declares law the
PUBLIC COLLEGES IN MUSEICA ACT:
~Museica shall establish a strong public college system to provide for any citizen who wishes to receive a quality college education free of charge
~Museica does not seek to completely replace private colleges, but rather to provide a decent general college education free of charge
~ Therefore, those who wish to have a more specialized college education may choose to enroll in a private college or university
Numbers twelve and thirteen,
HoC Bill 12: Museica is allies with PPP, and the Lemon-lime alliance of flavor continent.
HoC Bill 13: Pie isle’s arglapalgo is part of Museica, as is any colony in the gulf of dornavenk.
are not HoC bills. Lands wishing to form alliances with Museica must have the formal approval of the leaders of those lands, and lands wishing to become part of the republic must hold elections, with a 2/3 majority vote approving of the change to Museican lands.
Red-tailed HAWK
IIIIIIIIIII
are these laws or amendments?
Laws. Amendments would be called by a large assembly.
Museican House of Commons bill number 12: Death Penalty
WERE AS,
the constitution of Museica says:Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.
And WERE AS,
We understand the problems with killing people,
This Museican House of Commons hereby declares law the
Death Penalty in Museica Act
~Museica will not execute, nor otherwise kill, a prisoner.
~Museica will not torture any prisoner
~Museica will not hold any one captive without charge.
The bill is hereby law.
A National Anthem Contest is hereby declared!
I do not usually come here, but upon seeing the advertisment of TMFA in the local Random Thread, I felt that my poetry interests would do well in helping you to write a national anthem. Well, here it goes:
O, Museica, O Museica!
This land I call my own,
Let peace and justice reign throughout
And pies and welcome shown!
For greater good and livelihood
For creatures far and near
Our altruism and our love
Of land that we adhere
Shall never truly we forget
These things that we decree
Justice, smarts, and various arts
From sea to shining sea!
It’s not much, but I gave it my best shot.
Hm. Let’s see…
Cake it. Writer’s block. I’ve been suffering from it for ages now. It’s not fair. Probably a side effect of this awful cold. I’ll come back and try later.
151- Good job!
153- Thank you!
Can the anthem also be a parody of another song ?
yes!
156) Could you describe the country a bit more ? The song I’m parodying is 3 min long, and I can’t just write about the legal system… I know about the seas, but that’s about it.
STFDP:
Never mind about the description. I just wrote the song anyway. It turned out to be more of a pep song then and anthem, but nothings perfect. It’s to the tune of “I love you, always, forever” by donna lewis. If you don’t know it, look it up on youtube. It´s a really awesome song; my parody doesn’t do it credit. Here goes:
Museica, a land of beauty and peace,
Of sunshine, and crystal blue seas,
Museica, mountains and grassy plains,
Home, a great place to be…
Timeless, enormous and magical,
Glaciers, and deserts of sand,
Proud inhabitants, share a common dream,
Peace, hear us sing…
(freedom, freedom for all)
Museica, now and forever,
Persevere, and work together,
Govern fair, represent justice,
Ring the bells, raise your voice !
Museica, now and forever,
Persevere, and work together,
Govern fair, represent justice,
Ring the bells, raise your voice !
There are, nine provinces,
named for the muses,
Craw, Bo, Chad and Urania,
Mimi, Feather, Pwt, Kokopeilli
and Aieou,
Ruled by, MBers fair…
(freedom, freedom for all)
Museica, now and forever,
Persevere, and work together,
Govern fair, represent justice,
Ring the bells, raise your voice !
Museica, now and forever,
Persevere, and work together,
Govern fair, represent justice,
Ring the bells, raise your voice !
Museica, I love thee forever,
Land of pies and friendship, forever,
Defend the good oh always
and everywhere and every (time)
Museica, I love thee forever,
Land of pies and friendship, forever,
Defend the good oh always
and everywhere and every (time)
Museica, I love thee forever,
Land of pies and friendship, forever,
Defend the good oh always
and everywhere and every (time)
Museica, I love thee forever,
Land of pies and friendship, forever,
Defend the good oh always
and everywhere and every (time)
Museica, now and forever,
Persevere, and work together,
Govern fair, represent justice,
Ring the bells, raise your voice !
Museica, now and forever,
Persevere, and work together,
Govern fair, represent justice,
Ring the bells, raise your voice !
I’d like to run for the GM of Crraw, if that’s okay.
POST HERE !!!!!!
I am, but I’m none too good at poetry/songwriting. By the way, that’s a good song.
Agrrrfishi, bookgirl: They’re both so nice! Wow, thank you so much for writing them. And yes, I do recognize the song, bookgirl! I had to start reading it as it is sung!
159 (Bookgirl)-Sure!
Museican House of Commons bill number 13: IMMIGRATION
~Museica shall let anyone, from any country, to become citizens of the country.
~The citizens to be will have to wait one year before becoming citizens.
~They will then take the oath: I swear to to my duty to my country, to vote and propose laws, and to protect my country in times of need.
163 – there should be a way to make people citizens before the year- if they so wish –
we are going to go into ” get as many people here as possible mode” — we don’t need a new thread to start it moving again
.Museican House of Commons bill number 13: allied secessionists
WERE AS,
democracy is necessarily slow — it’s “fair” ( except for the tyranny of the majority part) but if we want people to want to come here we should give them more power.
And WERE AS
we trust this power we wish to bestow is going to honest and trustworthy hands
This Museican House of Commons hereby declares law the — allied secessionists in Museica Act
there for
any one, of legal age, may secede from the government a plot of land not exceeding the size of one square mile to do with as they will– so long as they fail to egress against any outside of that land they will be possessed of
they may if they so wish join the allied secessionists – a newly formed group – founded by Badrang swordsmith – so long as they fail to egress against any outside of that land they will be possessed of– send a letter if you so wish.
and so long as they swear to protect any in the alliance that are egressed upon
if however
the nation in question wishes to egress against another they shall be baned from the alliance and trade banns put upon them
no. we need to make sure they want to be members of our nation. not just use our land.
What TMFA said. We aren’t trying to unload land, we’re trying to populate Museica!
House of Commons Bill Number 14: Universal Pre-school
~All citizens of Museica, from birth to age five, shall have free access to pre-schools.
~Museica does not seek to completely replace private pre-schools, but rather to provide a decent general pre-school education free of charge
~ Therefore, those who wish to have a more specialized pre-school education may choose to enroll in a private pre-school or Pre-K.
167 (TMFA)-I approve the proposed HoC Bill.
The bill is now law.
Museican House of Commons bill number 15: National Parks in Museica
WHEREAS,
National Parks are vital in Museica for Education, Recreation, Research, and Biodiversity Preservation and,
WHEREAS,
Changing times may not always make it economically appealing to private groups to maintain open space and,
WHEREAS,
Museica values the scientific knowledge and tremendous beauty present in its lands, and so must provide and maintain these important places for its citizens and the general good free of charge,
This Museican House of Commons hereby declares law the
NATIONAL PARKS IN MUSEICA ACT:
~Museica shall establish a strong national park system to preserve natural open space for all citizens to benefit from free of charge
~Museica does not seek to replace local or private parks, but rather to ensure the protection of land needed to maintain the biodiversity Museicans should always be able to research, learn from, and enjoy
~ Museica will hereby establish The Department of Sky and Soil, which shall include The National Park Service, to ensure the preservation of Museica’s wealth of natural treasures forever and advance and support scientific research in Muesica
170 w00t!
we’re still trying to come up with a overwhelming argument for the allied secessionists act — something better than — 165 – you don’t want to share musican land – because everything has to be your way? and 166 — grrrr. . . work mind work!
we figure we have time — and lots of it — to think. . .
Rt-H’s bill is now law
I really have no clue what to do.
164- Power to the people, eh? That sounds like an interesting idea. The virtual Museican people don’t seem to have much of a voice. And I’d like to make some changes to all these dictator/liberal countries we have nowadays…
Alright, I’m seceding and creating a moderate republican capitalist nation, with an emphasis on individual freedoms and rights. And don’t try that trade ban stunt on me, because I have battleships and I’m not afraid to use them.
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Nice-looking ship!
174.1- Still needs a few adjustments–
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As of now, I’m forming an alliance with all of the secessionists who support individual freedom, capitalism, elected officials (elected by the citizens), and complete independence from the Museican provinces. Our mini-country is on the northern coast of Urania. Anyone care to join? (You’ll lose whatever position you hold elsewhere, just so you know).
I will! I have no other position! Wheee!!!! I can be the… Secretary of the Envirorment! Long live Wungs!
176- Environment isn’t really our top priority at the moment. How about secretary of defense? That may become important in the near future.
A convey of spaceships from the PPP has arrived, carrying rare ore mined from the milkshake moon. The ore industry should set our economy going for a good while.
Fine, okay. I’m a good strategist.
*Run to northern Urania before ICBF can start a war*
And I was elected! you elected me! Then everyone else left, and me and RtH passes some laws.
What is happening?
179- Absolutely nothing…which is why I’m seceding, because Museica is dying. People are getting bored with passing laws and doing nothing. I want to start something new. And I don’t agree with many of your governmental policies. Plus, I have allies, vehicles, resources, and lots of pie-throwing machinery.
I Hear By, By the power invested in me by the Government Revitalization Plan and the Constitution of Museica, I hear-by declare an EMERGENCY ELECTION!
ITEMS ON THE BALLOT:
PMs
GMs
Bill 13.
PLEASE VOTE SOON!
181- Ugh, nobody’s left to vote. I think everyone got bored and left; the last couple of threads have been nothing but elections and bill amendments. Nothing actually happened.
Dang, I don’t even think succeeding will be enough at this point.
Let’s organize this election:
I am personally against the secessionists and bill 13;
I believe that Museica should remain one country, united by tradition and law alike. After the great pie wars, Museica was built and re-built by musers wishing to form a country, united by the common belief in the Muses and the final wish for peace, freedom and unlimited pie-throwing. To let Museica break up into little parts will leave it defenseless against other countries. The moment there is anarchy, a new dictator will rise up. Museica must remain whole and steadfast in these troubled times. It is the governments duty to protect the citizens of Museica, and if my backyard is a independent country this can be quite problematic. The bill leaves room for misinterpretation, and is to wishy-washy for a law on such a topic. The muses pie each other (okay, Kokopelli is the main offender, but Pwt could be much nice to Crraw), but they all live in balance and can stand sharing the same magazine. If part of Museica should secede, this would ruin the balance.
People running for office:
New GMs:
AIEOU:
Bo: Beatlesrocker (maybe, depending on schoolwork)
Crraw: Me,
Mimi:
Feather:
Pwt:
PMs
Science: Sunrunner Bramblewood, Kokonilly, Brendan,
I suggest that the current government clarify the reforms (there was one going on for a while where a GM controlled 3 parts) and set up voting lists so that anyone can vote/the people running can campaign. Or we could have a wild political debate secessionists v.s. conservatives- if both sides post blog adds, that is. The only problem is that someone would have to lose… Maybe I can go berserk and make a coup d’etat with my invisible army of, um…, crows and you’ll fight to get Museica back. I probably wouldn’t be able to show face on the thread again after, but I’ll probably be sick of politics by then anyway. Let’s do something though.
Even though this is my first post, could I run for something? I’d really like to run for the GM of Mimi but I would like to learn more about GM’s…I’ve read through the entire thread but it all seems like confusion. Could anyone lay out a straight answer or two for once? thanks!
I meant to say, my first post on this thread….I’ve posted before, don’t worry!
183- Hey, I’m not giving up quite yet. Rainbowbunny, activate the rocket pie defense system.
Righto. *presses button*
*anti-projectile homing pies emerge from underground doors around secessionist territory*
Just taking safety measures. Heh.
SFTDP before…I didn’t realize I had just posted twice in a row before it was *tear* too late
SFTDP again…I just had to mention that I’m not telling too-I guess I will have to give away my alter ego all too soon *sighs and wanders to a different thread*
182- Seceding*, I meant.
184- Basically, the GMs act as the presidents. They build cities, make local laws, set taxes, and defend their provinces.
The GMs are Governors, not presdidents. the PMs are the presidents..
POST HERE!!!!
I’m running for Life PM, reelection!
I, as IBCF’s defence secretary, tell en that en should threaten Pwt, because Pwt is in a state of anarchy, and we can add to our territory! (Also, we can control a very important export. Cats and Dogs…)
Dear Mr. IBCF,
Please stop all military activity until after the elections.
TMFA, PM.
Oh, IBCF didn’t declare war… yet.
192- Sounds fair. The homing pies, by the way, are strictly defensive weapons. They only destroy other projectiles.
192.1- No war, unless I deem it essential to the survival of our country.
How do I officially put up my name for election? When will the election be anyway?
Tell us what you want to be.
Here are the Candidates:
Life PM- TMFA
Arts PM
Science PM
GMs
Mimi- soccer starr (?)
Crraw – bookgirl_me (?)
other muses
Secession vs. no secession will also be voted on. IBCF and co. will be able to vote.
Elections will be held from midnight tonight, blog time, to midnight June 15 blog time.
195) Yes, I’m running. And I’m against the secession. Vote for me ! (I’m the only one running for Crraw, so it’s anarchy v.s. me.)
I’ll “officially” be the GM of Mimi then. You can take away that beautiful question mark. *wink wink* Is there someone who “officially” counts up the votes? Would that be you?
((SFTDP))
I mean, I’ll officially run for Mimi then.
I don’t know who counts the votes. I´ll vote for you though (and for myself, the latter several times).
I’m not actually sure if I’m running against anyone…but it does seem like bookgirl_me and I are the only active people on this thread currently, so maybe we should try to get some other people on here so we can set up a real (or at least more productive) election. I’ll make an announcement on the random thread.
I shall run for PM of Arts, if that works. Must get off just now, but I’l be back with speeches, reasons you should elect me, etc. (Reason #1: I’m the only person running, currently.)
THE BALLOT:
Prime Musers:
Life PM: The Man For Aeiou
Arts PM: Errata
Science PM: Red-tailed HAWK
HoHoC (Head of House of Commons):
Governing Musers:
Kokopelli:
Chad:
AEIOU:
Mimi: Soccer Starr
Feather:
Crraw: bookgirl_me
Bo:
Pwt:
Urania: Kokonilly? (current officer)
Blank slots indicate positions that are open, as far as I can tell. I am currently GM of Chad. I can continue to manage things there until somebody else is elected, but I feel I must run for Science PM to better serve Museica. I would like to continue to strengthen Museica by holding the office of Science Prime Muser.
As Science PM, I will do everything in my power to bring the citizens of Museica a safe, efficient transportation system, including efficient, quiet, and safe public transportation. I will demand high efficiency and safety from manufacturers of all forms of transportation, and will work to prevent industry from spoiling the pristine views and fresh air that is the right of all Museicans. I will increase our support of the space program to ensure that Museica benefits from potential discoveries and scientific advancements, and will work hard to support research into cures for all diseases that are affecting Museicans. I particularly look forward to working with the other PMs and Museican officials to improve and advance Museica so that all of its citizens may pursue life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Thank you, and I look forward to working with you on improving life here in Museica!
Red-tailed HAWK
I wish to be Arts Prime Muser because I feel that without one, Arts in Museica will slowly fade, and wither into a rare talent practiced only by those who fear no persecution for being different. I stand for creation of museums, establishment of Schools of Art, greater learning opportunities, and funding of publishers. I propose to limit burning art to one’s own, and only carbon copies of that. All discarded art should be placed in a Large Binder of Artfulness, for anyone’s and everyone’s use. I also stand for the readmission of IBCF, for although art is without constraint, although it is about freedom of expression, united freedom is what Museica stands for, the very fiber of our country, is it not?
People of Museica, I present my arguments. If you do not choose to elect me, I will quietly return to the House of Commons, and continue to support these aims. However, I greatly hope that you shall show your trust in me, and set me in one of the three seats. I now await only your decision!
My vote:
Prime Musers:
Life PM: The Man For Aeiou
Arts PM: Errata
Science PM: Red-tailed HAWK
HoHoC (Head of House of Commons):
Governing Musers:
Kokopelli:
Chad:
AEIOU:
Mimi: Soccer Starr
Feather:
Crraw: bookgirl_me
Bo:
Pwt:
Urania: Kokonilly
Anti-secession
As Life PM over the past year (ish) I have helped many, many people life better, healthier lives. I have protected many animals, the wungs have roamed free and are more pervasive. I will help museica! vote TMFA!
I vote for the same people.
Higher pay to the harder workers! Let the lazy Museicans rely on food banks! Death to socialism! Obama *world gasps* sucks!
Wait, What? aren’t food banks semi-socialist? they’re giving food away to people who didn’t work for it!
So? They’ll die! You should prevent as much human deaths as possible!
I understand that, but i’m just trying to under stand ibcf’s resoning here.
Not if they’re in a life or death situation. Sometimes it’s not their fault that they’re put in a situation where they have to go to food banks. It could be cause by something that’s beyond their control.
I understand food banks. I’m just pointing out that it is some what socialist. I’m a socialist.
Oh, ok-well, I think I see what you mean now.
I Declare the Elections extended, due to only having one vote so far! it’s ending june 31 midnight blogtime now.
207-Please vote people!! If anyone is actually reading these threads but not posting, please do!! We don’t bite!! (well, most of us don’t…)
SFTDP, but I don’t think we’re going to be able to continue with the election unless a bunch of people immediately come and vote now. (We only have two votes so far, and you can hardly call that an election…) I know it’s not June 31 yet, but as of right now I think the election is pretty much closed, UNLESS we get more votes right away.
Elections are over due to lack of voting.
Also, since the Arts PM and the Science PM have not been here for two weeks, unless they come back, I’m still in charge of those sections.
This is annoying.
I’m still here. We just had computer issues for a while.
According to the Constitution of Museica, Article II, Section 1: The voting may not last more than two weeks, and should be limited to one unless fewer than ten votes have been cast.
Thus, the election is officially over. If I am to be the Science Prime Muser, then…
I do affirm at this time to uphold the standards set forth in this constitution and its preamble, to work to strengthen the Nation of Museica and advance its standing within the cosmos of MuseBlog.
If it wasn’t clear, I voted for everyone on the ballot in comment 202.
Now, the current Museican officials are:
Prime Musers:
Life PM: The Man For Aeiou
Arts PM: Errata
Science PM: Red-tailed HAWK
Governing Musers:
Mimi: Soccer Starr
Crraw: bookgirl_me
Urania: Kokonilly
THE NEW BALLOT:
Governing Musers:
Kokopelli:
Chad:
AEIOU:
Feather:
Bo:
Pwt:
HoHoC (Head of House of Commons):
Chief Justices (3): ?
I do affirm at this time to uphold the standards set forth in this constitution and its preamble, to work to strengthen the Nation of Museica and advance its standing within the cosmos of MuseBlog.
I do affirm at this time to uphold the standards set forth in this constitution and its preamble, to work to strengthen the Nation of Museica and advance its standing within the cosmos of MuseBlog.
I am honored you have seen fit to elect me, but as I am currently drafting proposals for more museums, I can’t give a long speech. Sorry!
SFTDP. I just discovered that the Museum act has already been passed. I shall, then, proceed to another of my firm stands.
HoC Bill #1 (s2)
National Anthem of Museica
~The National Anthem of Museica shall be “Museica, I love thee forever”
HoC Bill #2 (s2)
Flag of Museica
~ The Flag of Museica shall have a blue background and a pie in the center. the pie will have nine slices for the nine provinces.
Ah, so we are starting with HoC Bill #1 again for the Second Session of the Museican House of Commons! Regarding the Anthem, do you mean Bookgirl_me’s song from comment 158?
Yes and yes.
I, as Arts PM, say W00t to both of those propositions. I also am working on my interpretation of the flag, and will post it as my avatar when it is done. The nine slices are difficult to do.
The Bills passes!
*yawns* *stretches* Oh joy, there’s life to this thread!
*reclaims title as Urania Governing Muser*
Is there anything happening? Oh, hello, Errata! I don’t think I’ve seen you in a while. *waves*
Hello, Kokonilly! Don’t think I’ve seen you much either!
Now that that bill has been passed, I might as well post my new bill.
*goes off to search*
*doesn’t find*
Wait… Wait… NO! I deleted it! It was on my desktop when all those random things appeared and I must have deleted it with them and then I emptied my trash and it’s GONE! NO!
….Okay, I’m done. I’ll retype it later, but right now I’m too depressed to do so. *sigh*
Ummmm….is anything happening on here??
I’m thinking up a bill.
I have no ideas
OK, nothing is happening here. I’ve officially exclaimed it to the world. I guess we should probably just stop trying to revive it… *sigh*
Well… I don’t know. I had a bill, but I don’t remember retyping it, and I know for a fact it vanished. I’ll work on something.
I don’t want to sound pushy or anything like that, because you can certainly make the bill and post it and then see if that stirs any sign of life on here if you wish. But in my opinion the chances of that are pretty slim, so maybe we could work on a different form of revival first? If you’re still interested, that is. Unfortunately, it doesn’t seem like too many other people are… I’m sure that another thread could be made if we pestered (oops, I mean asked!) the GAPA’s for long enough. That might do the trick, but I just don’t know.
New Thread?
Please?
GAPAs, I’m Begging you!