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169 thoughts on “The Polling Place, v. 2006.1”
*trys not to think of food*
Sports! What’s your favorite sport?
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great. Now you’ve got me thinking of food. ANd I was doing so well!
luckily it will be over soon, and I think my mom will make spagetti & meatballs for break-fast.
ooh, good idea! let’s torture Lusifer!
Sweet potatoes, bananas, almonds, ice cream, apple pie, grilled turkey, fried fish, rice with black eyes peas, tomato soup, cheddar cheese, cherries, hot choklit, peanut butter cookies, strawberry jam, dill pickles, carrots…
oh, nuts. Now it’s even worse. Ok, reverse therapy:
cafateria chicken, dripping with orange goop, with soft bones from being boiles so long, pinfeathers (and full-size feathers) everywhere, meat gray-colored from being frozen and defrosted more times than you can count, together with that disgusting yellow rice that sticks together in clumps and coats your teeth when you try to eat it, squashing into mush and mixing with the orange chicken goop to create a very unappatizing and hunger-banishing dish.
Finis. Now do you feel better, Lusifer?
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fav websites that you won’t link because you’re all good musers and because the GAPAs would delete your posts? GAPA is it ok if we just don’t link, or do you delete just words too? like this-www.website_goes_here.com without the part?
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Fast is over. Now I better.
Chocolate. I love it. What about you?
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My favorite sport is fencing.
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Chocolate, fencing and everything else is OK. Ever been to Africa? How do you feel about piercings, tattoos, and radical hair dye? Fish? Japan? Communism?
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choklit’s cool. fencing’s cool. never been to africa. piercings are disgusting, tatoos mildly so, and radical hair dye’s cool as long as it’s not overused. like the time vanessa turned ross’s hair purple trying to dye his hair for the play. haha. that was nightmare. Fish rock, even if they’re slightly boring. Japan’s cool. They make stuff. Hoopy. Communism would be great if people weren’t idiots. Unfortunately, people are idiots so capitalism all the way.
oh yes and Lusifer Ink and Queen j, you both spleled CHOKLIT rong!!!
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Communism is awesome! It’s just what humans need, the stupid race just needs to realize this.
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Mmm, it wouldn’t though. Strong opinions never die; I doubt highly that at any point the entire human race would submit to a single idea. It’d tear a hole in the universe. There’s a balance we have now- Communism would set that off. Equivalent Exchange. [/blathering]
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NEWSIES!
Any other Newsies obsessors on here?
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No, but I like Firefly.
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Aye!
I favor the broadsword over the rapier, but the broadsword can whack people’s heads right off if’n you’re not careful.
hehe! I finished studying for science but I have a writer’s block and can’t do the newspaper article like I’m supposed to.
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Phoenix, why weren’t you in school today?
Anyone else obsessed with House, which is on in 7 minutes?
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i say rapier or smallswords cuz i can actually imagine myself lifting them without collapsing to the ground. Of course they might not be that heavy…i’ve never actually lifted one. Stage swords yes, real swords no.
I repeat-communism’s great except for the small but important fact that humans are complete idiots.
Who hates exams???
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who likes ancient egypt?
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sports: hockey, soccer, football(american) is too slow, skateboarding, fencing, fighting, tourture
Chocolate: good, great, good and great
Africa: never been there, want to go
Piercings: a couple are fine, too many look absolutely hideous. Piercings are like oatmeal…
Tattoos: A couple look okay, but I woiuldn’t get one. I think people should only get a tattoo if the image really has meaning to them.
radical hair dyes: Okay for a while, but not permanately
Fish: As a food: unbearable As a living creature: cool
Japan: Way cool, but Tokyo is over populated
Communism: people are selfish idiots. ‘Nuff said.
Newsies: What the heck is newsies?!
House: Can’t stand it.
Exams: dreadful
What about hardwood vs. carpet? I say carpet all the way!
Feet: thanks.
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An epee is a smallsword, minus point. I fence epee and sabre. Sabre is a cavalry sword. Epee is the heaviest of the modern fencing weapons, and it’s still pretty light. I think most people could manage to lift a broadswird or two-handed sword or longsword. Actually fighting with them is a different mattter entirely.
DARK CHOKLIT RULES ALL.
Never been to Africa. I’m a vegetarian who doesn’t eat fish. I never liked it anyway.
Japan is cool, but try telling my Chinese relatives that. They state (not entirely falsely) that Japan just copied China’s entire civilization and then reapid them by attacking them. My grandmother had to learn Japanese when they occupied China. I think that we can forgive the Japanese for past stuff they did and just move on and say they’re cool, but try telling my family that.
I have pierced ears, want to get them pierced again, and sometimes wonder what I would look like with a nose ring. Not that I’d actually get one, I just think it would look cool. So I don’t have a problem with piercings, no. I HATE needles, but I don’t have a problem with other poeple getting tattoos. Unless I’m watching it done. Eew. Needles *shudder* needles…
I want to streak my hair blue.
Communism is a great idea, it’s just it won’t work with humans operating it, that’s all. We were born to seek power, and even if some of us don’t want it, there will always be too many who do.
I have a semester final coming up. And everybody says the Algebra 2 semester final is really hard, too. Great. What if I fail? Oh no! My grade is dead! Oh dear oh dear oh dear *hyperventilates*
What is your stupidest phobia? Mine are escalators (I have no problem with elevators, oddly enough, but I cannot ride escalators. Especially skinny fast down ones.) and needles.
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this is a really stupid poll, but exactly how many of you are boys? it seems like everyone is female around here!
how do you eat salsa?
a.) just the liquid part
b.) the vegetables too
c.) bleh, salsa is horrible
d.) what?
i will answer everyone elses polls later.
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Stupid phobia? I don’t know if this is exactly a phobia, but I ‘m scared of bees. Oddly enough, I adore every other animal imaginable. I’m not a guy. As for salsa: b. What about chopsticks? Can anybody eat with chopsticks? I’ve tried, I really have, and I think I’ve gooten better, but it takes me a looooooong time to a plate of lomaine.
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I don’t like salsa. I’m a girl. I can eat w/chopsticks….very slowly. Stupid phobia-I’m scared of my stupid brother. That works. He’s stupid and i have a phobia. lol jk. Exams blech. wait i asked that question. never mind. erm…what’s ur fav…um…i dunno….i’ll get back to you on that…
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I love spicy food so much that I eat salsa with a spoon. Vegetables too. I can eat with chopsticks pretty quickly, right-handed. Chopsticks are the only eating utensil I don’t use left-handed. (I write right-handed and eat left-handed most of the time.)
I love carpets, but hardwood is really pretty. On the other hand, carpets hide nasty little allergens. So yeah.
Who here likes wasabi? WA-SA-BI! WHOO!
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why are we talking about food on the polling thread? thank you sooooo much GAPAs!!! i &hearts& this site!!!
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Sports: Horseback riding. And Archery.
Chocolate: Yes. Love Chocolate raisens.
Africa: Terribly poor in parts. It’s a shame.
Piercings:…Eh. Personally, I don’t want holes in my ears/appendages. But whatever floats your boat.
Tattoos: Again. A few, who cares. But a lot just looks stupid.
Radical hair dyes: Depends on the person.
Fish: Average grade of B-
Japan: Oversimplified. People think they know Japan. You don’t. Ask me something.
Communism: Flawed. Would not and cannot work in large, world wide scales.
Newsies: Eh?
House: Love it!
Exams: Good with my low grades. -needs to boost GPA desprately-
What about hardwood vs. carpet? Hardwood from regrowable forests.
Feet: Yes they are.
Salasa: Liquid!
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Yay! House!
I’m a robot. I have no gender, or life.
Feet: I have them.
Piercing: I want, like, five in each ear. But nowhere else.
Choklit: Yummy! ‘Sept with nuts.
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I’ve never had wasabi before, but my dad LOVES it. My mom only likes it a little bit, as she had too much once as a child and quote “fainted.” Supposedly. I have had tempura though. Very bland.I wanted to try to sukiyaki at this one buffet, but it looked suspicous. Open air buffets are often…germ-ish.
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House is funny. Really funny. Sort of a twisted whit, and sardonic way of looking at the world that is, in this day of fluff and pandering to an audience that wants a happy ending, in a strange sort of way, refreshing. House says what’s on his mind, and doesn’t have a problem with taking patients to task. All those doctor shows where they’re all caring, and loving, and empathetic to their patients get old quickly, but for a once a week treat, House is a nice departure from the ordinary.
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Chocolate-yummy, especially w/ almonds.
fencing- broadsword
Africa-I want to set up a school for escaped Kenyen slaves there
piercings– personally, I have two in the usual place. other than that, I guess it’s your body.
tattoos– illegal for Jews and I think they’re gross, but likewise as above
radical hair dye– I would never do it personaly but likewise as above
Fish– yum, Chilaen sea bass
Japan–much cooler than China to me and not a corporate Communism
Communism- good in theory bu tnever works
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Chocolate: WHERE? Must be dark or white, pref. Cadbury’s, Hershey’s is hyena offel, nuts and fruit are to be avoided.
Fencing-Foil.
Africa-Never been, but want to, and will. In future.
Piercings-Don’t have any. Ears are BORING, eyebrow is cool, and nose is even cooler.
Tattoos-Cool, as long as not jerk. And not your own name.
Radical hair dye-COOLEST THING EVER. Want. Will dye entire head blue, as noted in prev. post.
Fish-Yum. Especially sushi.
Japan- So cool. Love ramen bars, love shinkansen, love Shinto-it’s all one love affair with Japan. Slightly tempered by the fact that I have never actually been there, but will go in future. I try any Japanese food I can get my hands on. Tempura-I can make it at home. (I like octopus, squid is delish, urchin is wonderful and keeping some frozen unagi (eel) in one’s freezer never hurts.
Communism-A great idea, if ONLY you credit Friedrich Engels and don’t get corrupted by power.
Stupid phobias-Grates in sidewalks, not being able to carry a pocketknife. Grates because I knew a girl who fell in when she was little (she was OK, but dramatic) and pocketknife because of security issues? I don’t know. Maybe it’s always needing one when I don’t have it.
Newsies: Haven’t seen, but OK.
House: Have not seen. Obviously the entire gist is to generate publicity. If it was another cozy show no one would care, but it’s different and it gets attention. Think Tom Lehrer.
Exams: Too many = bad thing. Too few = anarchic attitude to class taken by students. Just right = necessary evil. (Simplistic is my middle name. No, it isn’t Agnes!)
P.S. Didn’t Kenya outlaw slavery? Not that they don’t still have slaves, but that school should be in the Sinai Peninsula, where slaves are still there. Read Milton Meltzer’s books on subject. Milton Meltzer is one of my heroes, and a zarking good author.
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fencing is cool! i have no problem with piercings, but i cannot see why you would want any. egypt is awesome! dragons rock the world! can we have a poll for asking the gapa (plural) random questions that they don’t have to answer but must answer truthfully? such as “How would you describe us to your friends?”
oh dear. i forgot to change my name so i am not a hpb.
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I call you “MuseBloggers.” Or sometimes “those crazy MuseBloggers.” But if the person I’m talking to has never heard of MuseBlog then I say “kids who post on a message board for Muse magazine, which is a really great kids magazine.” That’s kind of tedious to say — which explains why I don’t talk about the MuseBlog much except to my relatives, closest friends and MuseBloggers.
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chocolate:Yum!
Sports:soccer tennis (fencing sounds fun but never tried)
Africa: nice place but too much war & too much messed up government
Piercings:seems strnage to me but y not?
tatoos: ditto
radical hair dye: cool!
fish:not best exept for sushi. sushi is best
japan: im ignorant here
communism: awesome but try in a country that isnt totally poor
stupid phobias: getting needles poked in me
newsies: what are u people takling about?
house : ditto’
exams:only needed with bad teachers and otherwise its totally restrictive to learning and creativity
wasabi: in soy sause but not too exessive
Chopsticks: i can do it well
salsa:good salsa there is no liquid part canned salsa or jarred salsa bleh!
i am: dum dum dum dum a boy!
what about capitalism?
i think its wayyy worse than communism . i think somewhere in the middle but leanind communism is good
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when i said poll, i meant thread.
you couldn’t think of a better description for us? what about being crazy and taking over the world? which reminds me, i have to work on my poem, “Ode to the Musefans”
*gasp* dlod/cheesinator is a BOY??? that brings our boy total up to 3! not counting adults.
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House is my favorite TV show. It’s just awesome. Okay.
Bohemian Rhapsody?
Fountains of Wayne?
Paper cuts? I love paper cuts!
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Em, I guess my description of MuseBloggers could be better. Any suggestions?
A thread to ask GAPA questions sounds OK to me.
But here’s another idea: How about a thread to ask all adult MuseBloggers questions? Then Paul Baker could answer too. Or any adults who might be lurking in the blogosphere.
What do you think, Robert?
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paper cuts?… thats a little strange lusifer…
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funfunfunfun do you think all the musewriters subscribe to muse?
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they probably get it 4 free
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Exams will quite possibly ruin my life in two weeks.
Dark chocolate is better than milk.
I’m beyond terrified of public speaking, spiders, drowning, and tall people with tatoos who laugh loudly and smell like a sewer.
Tatoos – not my thing. Something about the permanence of them really puts me off.
Piercings – not my thing, either, or at least not the really tacky ones like the rings that go through the middle of your nose. Ears and nose (indian style), I think those are pretty, but anything aside from that is a bit creepy, if you ask me.
Radical hair dye – pretty cool, I guess. Don’t really care either way.
Japan – I think it’s a bit overrated at the minute. I’d like to go there, actually, but I don’t think it’s exactly top on my list of countries.
Africa – Interesting.
Communism – SUCH a good idea. If I weren’t so sure that it doesn’t work, I’d probably be a communist.
Sports – Football (European), Equestrian, Archery. I kind of consider ballet a sport, too, but not many people agree with me.
What do you all think of FIREFLY? C’mon, we need more devoted fans!
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What the heck is Firefly? I’m lost in a dark void of ignorance. Why are people saying things about feet? I never meant to ask anything about feet. That was my feet talking. They were thanking me for choosing carpet, even though our (‘our’ is my family, not me and my feet! I’m not that insane. I hope.) whole house is hardwood except for a room that isn’t mine. Paper cuts suck. You never know when one is coming until *slice* you’ve cut yourself and are bleeding all over your favorite book. If there’s anything I didn’t answer, I was probably ignorant about that too. Why should we be able to ask the GAPA (plural) questions if they can’t ask us questions. Fire away! Now things are nice and even.
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paper cuts are mildly annoying but not really worth much attention. Unless it’s a really deep cut, like you dig the paper in really hard. But that’s hard to do accidentally. You could do it on purpose and be semi-suicidal i suppose…
I will ask the GAPA…erm…something. When i think of something to ask…
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I am positive that someone, somewhere, died of a paper cut. I will find this someday. I really will.
Firefly is OK, but not my favorite. Kind of inconvenient if you’re me.
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yeah, but we spill out so much information about our lives anyway that they are probably afraid to ask us questions.
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wow.. there’s so much POSTINGS!!!!!!!!! i made a xanga site… and i sort of was practicing about 2 hrs each day on my flue for my honors concert… that was FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i meant flute
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Chocolate- I like all types.
Sports- I like figure skating. I want to try fencing sometimes.
Tattoos- pointless.
Piercings- why is making holes in your body fashionable/desirable?
Radical hair dye- I like it only it fades really fast and so then I’m left with blond hair..
Japan and Africa: I don’t really have any opinions on it, except that the poverty level in Africa is despicable..
Exams: I get good grades, but they cause too much stress.
Phobias: I can’t watch movies. I panic in large crowded social events.
Communism: It was a good idea, but unfortuantly the form of government in the USSR, for example, wasn’t true Marxian communism.. It’s a good idea, though..
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I try to avoid large social events and special occasions. However, when I’m forced to go to one, I usually spend the entire time in a small, secluded area with my friends. A bathroom is preferable if it’s a public building. I know, I’m strange. We’re all strange.
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Kenya still has slaves. It outlawed tham, but it claims that there ARE no slaves and so it is illegal to free your slaves because you don’t have them, right? How stupid is that? And it has no slave treatment codes because they ‘slaves don’t exist’.
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Who here has broken a bone? I possibly broke my toe yesterday. Still not sure.
I broke three bones in my wrist once, and it hurt like you wouldn’t believe, unless it’s happened to you.
That was A-C.
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how can you not be sure if you broke your toe? this kid in my class chopped off his finger last year by accident…. ewwwwwwwwwww….
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what is everybody’s favourite muse?
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KOKOPELLI!!!!!!!! I’m wearing his hott shirt right now, yes i am…
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I actually like Feather. Yes, he’s my favourite. He’s very peacful, generally good-natured, and he like’s plants. Mmmmmmmm…plants. Of course I like Koko, even if he is Feather’s enemy and I like Chad. I like Pwt in theory, with him being the muse animals, but in reality (Okay, not quite reality.) He’s paranoid and sort of annoying. Yes, I think Pwt’s a guy. The thing doesn’t wear a shirt!
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pwt
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koko
lll
feather
lll
lll=1
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koko= favorite- muse
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yay KOKO!!!
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i like them all but if i had to pick it would be Koko and Crraw in close tie for first…
Koko- I want to be first!!!!!
Crraw- No! ME!!!
…. and on and on and on and on and on….
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pwt
lll
feather
lll
koko
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crraw
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noooo! 2 much koko!
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still like Crraw and Koko.. and they’re still fighting…
Crraw- pick me pick me!
for i am the best you see…
don’t you just want to pick me?!
Koko- NONONONONO!! PICK ME!!!! you know you want toooooo……
Kricket- if you both don’t stop arguing then i’ll pick Pwt instead!!!
Crraw & Koko- *still bickering*
Kricket- *shakes head in disappointment*
and on and on…
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yeah! pick pwt!
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Poor Pwt… Nobody likes him. Here, Pwt! How about some virtual friends?
Who is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very happy right now????????????????????????????????????
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Koko- no ME!!!!!!!!!
Crraw- NO ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Pwt- what’s going on?
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AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! @)O#ing thread NEVER LOADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had to press the $*%# thing like TWENTY TIMES and that is NOT an exaggeration!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bangs computer* evil little machine *hiss*
Whew. Be thankful for the symbol keys. seriously though this is SO ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good thing i just had an orange or i might still be mad…Orange goooooood.
I vote KOKO first, crraw second. Crraw’s good, but nothing beats koko.
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happens to me too. it is so annoying. its mostly outw/theold but sometimes this thread does it too. and the rpg.
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What is the most common response to your verbal comments?
a. Wow, that was so random.
b. uuuuuuuummmmmm…
c. @##%#$&!!
d. Oh. That’s interesting.
e. I don’t talk to people
f. They change the subject.
g. They leave.
h. Nork nork!
i. Spam!!!
j. They blert out a similarly uninteligable stream of sounds.
k. None of the above. Please specify.
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and take a bow! (now where did that come from?)
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my favorite muse is Aeiou. Don’t know why.
Most of my friends ignore me, to greater or lesser extents. One of my friends calls me “Wizzie-poo”. Then I get violent with that friend. or at least “violent” in terms of what you can do at school without getting in trouble. Which isn’t much. Actually mostly I just glare at her.
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What, in your opinion, is the best song of all time? (Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen)
What’s your favorite way to spend an afternoon? (Eating sushi, posting on the blog, listening to music, watching Monty Python videos {the Rutles is SOOOO funny!})
Who is the hottest guy/girl/pseudopodia according to philium ever? (Tobias Ernst)
What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream? (Peppermint stick)
I don’t know what Fountains of Wayne is. Enlighten me?
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-copies Queen J’s because I CAN! –
What, in your opinion, is the best song of all time?
Oooh, this is hard…How it All Began–Coldplay
What’s your favorite way to spend an afternoon?
At Rawhide Ranch, hands down. Fallbrook is where the heart is.
Who is the hottest guy/girl/pseudopodia according to philium ever?
If I understood that right, Jake Gyllenhaal. Broke my heart in Brokeback Mountain.
What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream? Plum. But only the kind at Japanese restaurants
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responses: a
song: no opinun
afternoon: reading tamora pirce while watching star wars while knitting while eating endless supply of choklit.
ice cream: choklit+peanut butter
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A.
What, in your opinion, is the best song of all time? Grr..hard one. Depends on my mood. Some i like a lot are never do anything by bnl, day tripper by the beatles, pinball wizard by the who, and the list goes on…
What’s your favorite way to spend an afternoon? Read. Watch movies. Say random things. Sign up for random things online.
Who is the hottest guy/girl/pseudopodia according to philium ever? erm…hoom that’s a tough one…i dunno…get back to me on that…
What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream? Anything with lots of CHOKLIT! or that lemon ice stuff that’s more like a sno cone than ice cream but whatever.
Song: I don’t know. I like rock and jazz and sometimes blues. And other things that don’t fit into any catagory. I like some blugrass, but not always and I can’t tolerate country music with words. Bagpipes
Afternoon: Either hanging out with friends discussing weirdo things that are entirely useless or reading. Curled up next to my dog. Doooooooooooogs. Cat’s are great too, but I don’t really know because my parents have allergies, so we don’t have any.
Hottest guy/girl/pseudopodia according to philium ever: I don’t think I know what you’re talking about and wouldn’t know anyway.
Ice cream: Some Turtle thing. I don’t remember what it’s called, but it has caramel, pecans and cokolate. Mmmmmmmmmmmm…
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Chocolate, baby, not choklit. What is choklit, anyway? Like backlit, except weirder? Shee, you guys are so unhip it’s a wonder your buns don’t fall off.
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You know, I think my problem on here is that my fingers type faster than my brain thinks. Hence several Hot Topic posts, what I was just about to write in reply to Juliette, etc.
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I believe you mean “bums”
HA! I caught queen j the obssessed in a quote! Even if it was probably just a typo…
*sigh* CHOKLIT. C-H-O-K-L-I-T. That is how you spell that yummy stuff that comes in little squares. Dark, milk, white…hershey’s…godiva…sugary…organic…mmmm. Anyway. Getting off topic. The point is, that stuff is called CHOKLIT, spelled C-H-O-K-L-I-T and anybody who says otherwise will get his/her just retribution from the CHOKLIT GOD. Take for example, poor Ms. English Teacher, who recently died…
Ms. English Teacher: Oh dear. I appear to be dead.
CHOKLIT GOD: Ms. English teacher. Hello.
Ms. English Teacher: Are you God?
CHOKLIT GOD: Yes…well one of them anyway.
Ms. English Teacher: Oh. I’m Christian. You’re sure I’ve got the right Heaven?
CHOKLIT GOD: Oh yes. I reserve the right to interview all people before they go to whatever Gods/goddesses they believe in. Now. Ms. English Teacher. I’ve run into a bit of a problem. The thing is, I’ve forgotten what that stuff is…the yummy stuff that comes in little squares. You know, there’s all different kinds. Dark, milk, white. Different brands…different amounts of sugar…Anyway, you know the stuff i’m talking about right? You put it in cookies…
Ms. english teacher: You mean chocolate?
CHOKLIT GOD: I’m sorry-how did you spell that again?
Ms. English teacher: I thought god knew everything…
CHOKLIT GOD: JUST SPELL IT!!!!
Ms. English Teacher: Ah! The wrath of god! Well…C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E
CHOKLIT GOD: WRONG!!!!! DIE!!!! PERISH IN THE FIRES OF CHOKLITY HELL, YOU CHOKLIT MISSPELLING FIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ms. English Teacher: How do you spell chocolate then?
CHOKLIT GOD: C-H-O-K-L-I-T
Ms. English Teacher: Oh…I remember a student of mine who spelled it like that…I marked her down for it…
CHOKLIT GOD: *gasp* YOU MARKED DOWN ONE OF MY HOLY PEOPLES SENT OUT TO CONVERT PEOPLE AND BE RANDOMLY CRAZY?!?!?!?!?!? AAAARRRRGH!!!!!!!!! *raises large fiery sword…made of choklit*
Ms. English Teacher: Oh dear.
Real God: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE???!!!?!!?
CHOKLIT GOD: Oh dear…*runs away*
As you can see, Ms. English Teacher was lucky. You might not be so lucky. Therefore, a warning. Always ALWAYS ALWAYS remember to spell choklit right. That’s C-H-O-K-L-I-T. Thank you. *bows*
Thank you, Queen J, for providing me with five minutes entertainment. (or at least lack of boredom) If anybody wants me to make it longer, I will happily do so, being bored out of my skull at the present moment.
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there you happy?
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The hottest guy/girl ever. The pseudopodia according to philium part is from HG2G. Sorry.
I get a little caught up in my own fandom sometimes. Which is why I love the MB-people who understand what I mean when I say it.
Haven’t seen Mr. Baker on here for a while.
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I don’t know… choklit hell doesn’t sound so bad. Like a big fondu pot. I was spelling it ‘cokolate’ because of the spelling phenomenon in which ‘c’ makes the ‘ch’ sound and ‘k’ makes the hard (or is it soft? I can never get that straight.) ‘c’ sound. That started before I got here, so I really can’t take responsibility. It’s pretty much dead now, though so I’ll just spell it however the heck I want to. *god of choklit melts ykm into a puddle of molten, but oh so deicious chocolate*
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llamas.and ducks.and treehouses.i.hate.punctuation….
i am with my dad who is studying lichens wow what is he doing.it is rainy. it always is. sigh .i hate new zealand.wants to be back in africa.i lived in africa OMG a whol year has passed since i was in africa.mwaaaa wants monkeys in garden eating what little veges grew…hee hee dad threw stones at them they were evil evil monkeys…
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I’ll trade you Ohio for NZ? Pweasy pwease????
sam you live in cool places…*sulkpout* Any other places you’ve lived in that i can be jealous about? lol
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no.mwaaaa.how to get the smiley faces???
i am no longer hungry… food is good.mmm so is chocolate esp hot choc!mmm marshmallows
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Sam the Tenrec, baby, it could be worse. Illinois is the Jatravartid’s armpits. Ugh. See earlier conversations with the natives. Example, one that happened today as a matter of fact:
Me: Hallo, David baby! How goes it?
David: Uhhh…okay, I guess. I’m tired.
Me: You’re supposed to say “Nicely Nicely.” Try it again? How goes it?
David: Micey micey. Though wouldn’t that be mouse?
Me: *laughs like drunken hyena* Nicely nicely.
David: Is that a weirdo ska-bop thing?
Megan: I thought it was Where’s Waldo, not Where’s Weirdo.
Me: *hysterical laughter* Look guys, it’s not that hard. It’s only slang.
Christian (walking in): Oh, there’s Juliette. She’s such a beast.
Me (indignant): I think it’s horrid of you to call me beastly. I wish I’d never met you! *starts to fake-cry* Here I am, breakfast not even settled yet, and you rush in to insult me.
Christian: Whatever.
The Wellies have GOT to be better than that.
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sam is of the wanting to live in Ohio.i used to associate penguins with Ohio.i dnt no why
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Illinois also sounds cool…what is Jatravartids is it from starwars?
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i have something on my mind i want you all to kno that im a girl
not a boy.i wa just freaked out that you guys wood get the impresion i was a boy…anyhoo
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yesterdaaaaaay all my troubls seeeemed sooo faaar awaaaaaay
aaaand iiiii doooont knooow the reeeest ooooof theeee soooooong
*sigh* all my friends are on holiday.hey i just realised something it is my school holidays and not yours…no wait your summer vacation is the equivelent to our xmas holidays… i still have until 9 february till school starts woohoo!!!
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i know that song from the movie mr bean!
and i know the next line of it
and now it seems as thought there here to stay…thats it
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yeah actually i thought u were a girl…idk why but everybody i know named sam is a girl except sam k. but he’s weird…
SAM THE TENREC!!!!! No offense but you EVIL!!! *Is pied by multiple GAPAs/Hot pink bunnies/Devoted musers chanting “We’re All Musers Here!”* I want vacaaaaation…. nooooooooo i still have a whole semester of torture…
Well i suppose we can laugh at you all through summer vacation though… *sigh* So faaar in the future…
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where did they say you were a boy? cuz Queenie J refers to everybody the way she wants to.
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in the randomness sectin i was referred to as ‘mr tenrec’ sniff the dark lord of darkness is evil.mr tenrec indeed.
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oh and just wundering dus Em and Ebeth no each other?
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sniff i am thinkin you all are asleep sniff here it is 4:06 pm
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yeah, i wish. no, i don’t wish. i am a scarily boring person in real-life. (im not kidding) why do you ask? does it seem like we know eachother? i’ve always wondered what would happen if we all met randomly, like at some big muse thing where muse is getting an award for being the best mag in the whole world, and somebody had a big sign that said MUSEBLOGGERS OVER HERE and we all met eachother and then spontaniously exploded from the shock of it. actually i had a dream where we all decided to get together (i have no idea how we did that) in some weird place and there were some other random people there, and it was really weird because i didn’t know who anyone was, and then i couldn’t find everybody because you had all gone off somewhere when i was distracted by libby being there which is weird because she isn’t even a museblogger but she was on the museblog, and i could tell everybody was somewhere together because you were all on the museblog, i have no idea why you were on there or why i could tell that from that but these things just happen in dreams, y’know? and it was really annoying because we were in this freaky old estate and i couldn’t get to you all because it was a dream, and there apparently was some sub-plo going on that i wasn’t aware of, because i found my mom and she was telling me about all the other random people gtg
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seems ike you have interesting dreams…you know when you woke up, for us when you woke up it was yesterday morning.isnt that strange!so we didnt have 9/11 we had 9/12!
i have strange dreams too…i once dreamt i was being chased around the super market by some dressed in black with a big machine gun. i was with the professor from Tintin and some one who looked suspiciously(i dont like that word did i spell it right?)like Barbie!!!then i went to the doors to get out but they were locked and i had sticth so i couldnt run any more i asked the check out ladies for help but i think they deaf or some thing
and then i woke up.
and
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Sam, I’m curious: how did a New Zealander find out about Muse?
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imnot supposed to be typing im suposed to be making a card for my friend… but its a boy and i dont no wat 2 put on it a dog?a cat?
a boy???
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well my mum got cricket when she was little and she kept the old magazines.i read them and liked them then i found out the library subscribed to it so i got it from there (cricket)andwhen i moved to Botswana i subscribed to cricket and they had advertisements for muse i said hey dad can i get that magazine and a few months later i got my first muse, it was the rain forest/dirt oneand i liked it so I kept up the subscription!i love muse!!!
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Em! Naughty naughty! can’t meet online peoples, they might all be crazy insane psycho stalker types!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: *slap* YOU BLEW IT!!! We’re done for! Nobody will ever tell us where they live now!!!
Ebeth: Aww maaaaann…erm…how can i fix this…oh i know. Hey! Don’t worry! He was just kidding! We’re not going to kidnap you or anything! Nope! Not us! heh….
Bob: *smack smack* You’re an idiot…
Ebeth: oh well. At least i have choklit. *eats choklit*
Bob: I’m trying on another site.
Ebeth: But me likes this site!!!!
Bob: FINE!
Ebeth: FINE!
Bob: *leaves*
Ebeth: YAY!!!
Oh that wasn’t bob my alter ego btw that was a different stalker dude named bob. Bob is a cool name. Practically everybody i make up is named Bob…or Fred…Or Greg…
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question…how to get different smileys????
i know and
mwhahahahahahahahhahahaha *coff coff*i will now go and…
…Ahh help me frob is taking over my computer…take over…Ahhhhhhhhhh…the…*strangle frob*..world…NO NO NO what he really means is he will now go to another website until all you bloggers are back from school
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Frob!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg ♥ brill!!!!! Frob, frob, frob!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥ ♥ why did i not think of that?!?!?!?!??? Awesome name!!!!
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Okay, Okay, I know what you are thinking: NOT AGAIN! but it’s really not my fault that I’m a deceased pigeon, it happened during lunch, when i was drawing this picture, and everybody decided that it looked better upside down (it wasn’t that it was a bad picture, it just looked better) so i turned the paper over and drew this pic of this lopsided sort of head with a sort of body and long wavy arms, and we all decided it was voldemort, and libby wrote: “Voldemort; By Emmeline B***** (The Deceased Pigeon)” ((my last name is not to be confused with B**** or B******)) so now i am a deceased pigeon so if you don’t like it DEAL WITH IT.
And really, this is such a bad website to be a stalker on.
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sam, it’s a small o in the shocked smilie not a big one.. like this
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Jatravartids are from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. See the Douglas Adams thread. I’m probably going to have to go to counseling for my obsession, but so be it.
Poor Em The Deceased Pigeon. Homing pigeon? Oh well.
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Oh yes: Attila the Hun or Genghis Khan? (Attila-bloodier torture. The Khan wasn’t so imaginative.)
What’s your favorite rebellion? (Boxer or French, I can never decide.)
Who’s your favorite pirate? (Mrs. Chang. Epitome of cool.)
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mwah ha!
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and make sure to put a space before you type a smilie…
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Oh, Genghis Khan I guess. I don’t know why. Rebellion. I don’t know. How about Dennis’s rebellion. Help, I’m being repressed! My favorite pirate: The Pirate King. Don’t swim, Fredric. Take the dingy. If you could live in a book envirornment, which book would you choose? I’m still thinking.
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Genghis Khan, for no reason at all except that i know next to nothing about Attila the Hun, and the mental image has been slightly poisoned by mulan…
French Revolution. Definitely. Yay! I don’t know why i like that so much. I just do.
Fav pirate? ME! Ok you mean real pirate? *gasp* I’m a real pirate! Oh yeah? What treasure have you plundered today? Had any battles lately? Spent days at sea with nothing to do? When was the last time you got drunk hey? Shut up. I AM a pirate. *sulkmutterscowl* Yeah sure. Whatever. I SAID SHUT UP! You know, real pirates don’t often have conversations with their alter egos… Don’t they? I thought they did. Nope. Oh. Well then go away. Why don’t you? ME??!! You’re the alter ego! Well you’re MY alter ego aren’t you? I didn’t think of that… Yes well shoo. Wait no! You aren’t a pirate!!! So you can have conversations with me!!! Yes but you’re a pirate right? Right. So shoo! No you’ve got it all wrong! Either I tell you to shoo, or neither of us does and i just stalk haughtily from the room. Well fine then! Do that! Fine! *stalks haughtily from the room*
sorry. Got sidetracked. Alter egos these days y’know…anyway. Erm..fav pirate. don’t really know… (CAPTAIN BLOOD! No! Go away! Shoo! Fine. *stalks haughtily from the room again*) Fake pirates were cooler than real ones i guess…
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what was the first issue of muse you ever recived?
(i ask again) what is you fav muse?
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My first one arrived in 2001, I think. *Collective gasp and some random fainting.* Yes, my first issue of muse should have been a joyus and historic moment, but alas: I did not appreciate it. I shall now reveal my dark, disturbing history with muse. It might have been the year 2001 and I was 8 or something. It was a day like any other until something happened that I don’t remember very well. A strange new magazine came in the mail. [enter muse] *applause* “Wot’s this?” I thought to myself. “Oh,it must be the replacment for that whats-its-cover magazine.” You see, it all started with some mag called Zillions. Or Trillions. Millions? Something along those lines. When that met its end, the compoany sent a diiferent one. The second one had a similar fate. So that kept happening and they kept sending bottom-o’-the-barrel mags until muse. *applause* You can imagine my thoughts when it came: “Oh aquaduct, I wonder how long this one has?” But to my surprise, muse kept coming year after year. At first, I was too young to appreciate the quirky, subtle (what?!), and well, just plain werid humor of muse and I…I…recycled them! *screams and more random fainting* However, as I grew older, wiser, and weirder, I came to possess that genuine affection for muse that all fans share!! The first one I saved was October 2003. *applause* (please?) And now you know my past. My favorite issue would have to be the LOTR issue.
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I can’t remember when I got my first issue, but it was the one about the fleas. Anyway, it was a long, long, time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
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Mine first muse was March 2002. Yes, my muse-ish fourth anniversary is coming up!!! I WANT SOME VIRTUAL CAKE!!! GIMME SOME VIRTUAL CAKE!!!!!!!!! lol jk. I still have almost everything. My lb keeps stealing them and losing them though. *shudder* the Lotr issue rocked, but my fav was the napoleon/hornblower/shipworm issue
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woohoo im back!!! but im at the museum *sigh* why are little kids so loud…there are tarantulas here oooh yuck i hate spiders
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my 1st issue of Muse came sometime back in… whoa, 1999! i just remember it was the toilet issue, + then i lost it awhile back which made me really mad. my favorite muse has always been kokopelli, cause the world needs people who are dedicated to making other peoples lives interesting. + urania is a close second, cause she likes astronomy. i have both of the shirts w/ them on it.
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… yay! 15 minutes until CSI!
…anyone have a favorite crime show?
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But how did you all find out about Muse? Did it just start coming because a parent or grandparent decided it would be a good thing to give you, or did you ask for it, or what? Just curious.
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My friend was getting it and i was insanely jealous (of course) so then my cousin was doing this skool fundraiser thing with muse on it and i was like yay begging time and i got it.
*gasp* sam the tenrec!!! tarantulas are cool!
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i really cant remember. it was a long time ago
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Sure I have a favorite crime show. Numbers. Or if you want the correct, but stupid-looking spelling, Numb3rs. I’m tired of all these weird love interests. This is strange: the scroll bar has dissapeared and yet if I click on where it would be, it still works.
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numb3rs is so cool. david krumholdtz was in Serenity + his character was like this know it all w/ his own little planet + robotic girlfriend. i thought it was hilarious because i was so used to seeing him as charlie epps
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Yeah, but Charlie’s kind of becoming a Mary-Sue. In the first few episodes he was a book-smart geek who knew a LOT about math and related topics, esp. applied science. But he didn’t know a lot about life and the social world. Now he seems to know everything about everything.
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so it goes.
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What kind of clothes does everybody wear? I like dark, gloomily colored clothes. Black is preferable, but olive green or gray will do in a snap. Not that I’m a gothic. No way. Gothics always look dead. Or like they wish they were dead, which they probably do. Most of my clothes have holes or paint stains. I try to avoid shopping when at all possible, but if (according to my mother) I absolutely need new clothes, I go to the consignment shop. Once you get past the nasty idea of someone else sweating, sleeping, and possibly up-chucking in your clothes, the stuff’s not half bad. I wouldn’t be caught dead in an Abercrombie & Fitch shirt and I avoid dressing up like the plague (or shopping).
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ha. whats funny is that a+f + all the other places like that have those jeans that are all torn up – for 89 dollars. what a rip off, no pun intended.
hehe… black… thats like over half my wardrobe. @ the mall i usually go to hot topic (band t’s!) but i usually go to kohls because they always have a lot of stuff on sale. actually i have this really weird attraction to dark colored medieval looking stuff.
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YEAH i got my feb muse!!!!!!!!! :):):):)
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Yea! Medival clothes! Jeans cost like 6 bucks at the thrift store. And a hole isn’t a hole unless it has a story. The hole must have a story. Like, I had to fight for my life with a bazooka-weilding maniac on top of Mount Everest!! Or the slightly less glamorous: I tripped. And to correct myself: I don’t have clothes with holes in them, I have holes with clothes in them. And you couldn’t even breathe on top of Mount Everest.
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lol i have this lucky hoodie thats maybe 5 yrs old. its way too small + it now has 11 holes in it if i remember correctly
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Jeans, t-shirt. Dressing up-only if absolutely necessary. And i think i just spelled that wrong. But whatever.
Hoodies are awesome. Me ♥ I try to get hoodies from random places i go to. y’know like some people collect shot glasses from all different cities and stuff? I collect hoodies. I don’t really have all that many though…but whatever.
Oh yes and i ♥ those slip-on shoe thingies, i don’t remember what they’re called. They’re not like flip flops, they’re like tennis shoes but they just slip on…I love those. I’ve worn out like two pairs already, and the ones i have now are getting pretty scuffed.
I hates shopping. Except thrifting rocks. I like picking nice fancy clothes for other people, but i hate wearing them. So yeah that’s me and my clothes. Lovely.
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If I had my way, I’d wear historical costumes all the time, but I usually end up in jeans, some shirt and a sweater/shirt.
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I like vintage clothes! and random interesting clothes. and sweaters. and skirts. and dressing up but origanally
I got muse from my grandaunt in 1999
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vintage stuff is neat. i luv to hang out downtown because theres this upscale thrift shop as well as a few vintage places… and then theres this place where you can buy pretty much any vid game (used though) for around 6 dollars. its on the second floor of SUBWAY + the door to the stairs is kind of hidden… but my friend + i still found it one day when we were bored
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Aw man, that video game place sounds like gamer heaven! All we have around here is GameStop or whatever it’s called. They take off about $2 bucks or so for modern used games. NOOOOO! Locally owned businesses are dying out! Shop local, musers!
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anyone else into the older vid games?
hehe we have a N64 + im in the process of beating majoras mask. then we have super smash bros – my LB + his friend + me will all play that and pretty much everything dissolves into chaos but its hilarious. theyre always the really powerful characters but i kick their butts w/ yoshi practically every time
as for other games im really into that older mario game for SNES, but we have it for GBA. oh then theres golden sun – i beat both gs games last year + they were pretty good too
yoshi – YEAH!!!
:
mrgreen:
guess that was a little random
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theres supposed to be a mr green up there cause yoshis green + if there isnt im gonna be mad…
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i & medieval clothes and vintage clothes. i am really into Scottish and Irish music, and i wish i had that cool english accent. Is anyone here irish or scotish? Also, i like The Thistle and Shamrock that’s on NPR on sundays. it also seems like the uwritten rule here is have bad spelling and punctuation!!!
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when im not doing a skool projekt i prefferr not to conform to the rools of sppeling + punkduashin
hmm… has anyone ever heard of andreas vollenweider? hes a new age musician + his music is out of this world strange but definitely awesome at the same time. my favourite cd of his is cosmopoly + i also like the one song called book of roses
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Yep, that’s us. Baad speeling and. punctuation,,?. Are you new, or are you someone in diguise? Welcome, anyway. A good welcoming is never out of place. I guess I’m sort of Irish. Or Scottish. My ancestors are referred to cprytically as the “Scottish-Irish” whatever that means. So I’m, like, one quarter that. Bagpipes rule the world! Have you seen that ‘Celtic Woman’ program on PBS? Well, maybe it’s not on in your area, but it’s a bunch of gals singing Celtic stuff. Mostly in English, but it’s still cool. emogrl: Never heard of him. What’s new age music anyway? This may have been asked before, but how old is everyone? Or is that too much information? I’m 13 anyway…
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new age music – lots of keyboard, lots of strange sound fx, hard to explain… vollenweider mixes keyboard w/ harps + other string instruments.
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So it’s sort of like space music, like the kind HOS(hearts of space) plays?
yeah, i’m new. i think this is a cool place, though no body talks about muse a lot
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Hi, Princess Heather of Medieval Scotland. Welcome! Feel free to talk about Muse — or anything else.
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welcome to insanity
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thank you
the entrys are rather mixed up!
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they get like that…
Mark this as a historic moment in…erm…history people. This page actually loaded on the third try!!! Usually it takes anywhere from five to fifteen tries and various amounts of schmacking. And yet i still come here. You see my dedication to you people? Insane…
(ok so i haven’t been on here for six days but hey, that’s still pretty dedicated huh??? *menaces all with pie* right??? *evil stare*)
So all clap your hands, safari finally decided to cooperate (somewhat).
Who here likes JAZZ for the millionth time? Am i alone? *sniffsob* so sad…
Yay for the cryptically scottish/irish! I know i’m definitely at least a quarter irish but then i’m a bit scotirish too whatever that’s supposed to mean…
Me likes old rock music. Wheee!
Hang on sloopy is the official ohio rock song.
Random fact. Yeah.
Well..i be going now. bye peoples
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I see you do not have DSL.
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*sigh* school. hate. school. i got lines just because i did more homework than i was suppossed to.she said she told everyone to do #10 but she didnt tell me and she said she did (notice how theyre always right)(how could she Know who she told it to.she said her self she didnt know how many times she said it!)
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Ebeth, i like jazz and for your info, its classic rock, not old rock music. If you like classic rock and jazz, why not check out Charlie Watts, jazz drummer, he’s also in a classic rock band, the Rolling Stones.
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Although it wouldn’t be classic rock if it was like Chuck Berry or something, would it? And shouldn’t you be discussing this in the music thread? just wondering… (I’m not trying to be mean or anything)
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Probably. I’m usually terribly off-topic though.
Ok, ok, classic rock.
Although i do like chuck berry. Roll over beethoven is one of my fav songs ever. ♥
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I like jazz. Except when it’s rambly. Go John Coltrane! How do, bulletproofmarshmallow? I don’t believe we’ve met before. I’ll just call you broosh, okay? It’s ble.
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I do fine, how about I call you yekmoo? I don’t really like jazz with the exception of Charlie Watts, probably because he’s in the Rolling Stones. The Stones rock!
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Ooo! Yekmoo! I like it. Yech! Moo?
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Okay, I didn’t think of that. Would you like yeskim better? I didn’t think so. How about you think of one?
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How about “Yoose”?
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I like…soundtracks and foreign music. That’s pretty much it.
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Didn’t think of what? What are you talking about?
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I like old rock music, rock, select pop, some opera, some soundtracks, reggae, and a little Afro-pop, like Zouk Machine or Juluka, when I’m feeling adventurous. I can only stand select jazz, like Sade. (Pronounced SHAR-DAY) Actually, only Sade in the jazz category. My CD collection is alphabetized.
Favorite music:
Slade, Mudd, Wizzard, Gary Glitter, Simon and Garfunkel, Les Rita Mitsouko, Les Negresses Vertes, Flanders and Swann, Tom Lehrer, the Beatles, Dire Straits, Paul Simon, Art Garfunkel, Talking Heads, Tom Petty (with or without the Heartbreakers), some Billy Joel, X, David Bowie, Eurythmics, Shakespeare’s Sister, Annie Lennox, the Fix, Joe Walsh, Bananarama, UB40, Devo, Reggae Philharmonic Orchestra, The Specials, Oingo Boingo, Elvis Costello and the Attractions, Elvis Costello without the Attractions, the Plastics, the Clash, the Sex Pistols, the Ramones, Lou Reed, and Little Feat.
Lots of stuff, really. As for #134, I like black. I’m ska-bop. It’s sort of a combination of 70s punk and geek. I like dressing up as well. I have nothing against Goths, but I’m not one. I can never manage the dancing.
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HALFHEARTED, DOSEN’T MATTER IF IT NEVER HAPPENS, BUT WOULD BE COOL IDEA:
MAKE A MUSE EDUCATIONAL T.V SHOW ON PBS.
SORT OF LIKE THE MAGIC SCHOOLBUS, ONLY FUNNIER.
LIKE I SAID THOUGH, IT REALLY DOSEN’T MATTER IF IT NEVER HAPPENS.
PS: PLEASE GO TO THE ‘MUSE MOVIE’ THREAD, AND POST YOUR IDEAS.
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SHOOT!
I DIDN’T NOTICE THE PHANTOM NORKER, AND PHEONIX’S COMMENTS ON SWORDPLAY.
I LOVE SWORDPLAY TOO!
IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME SUPER GOOD SWORDFIGHTS, GO TO AMAZON.COM, AND PURCHASE ONE OF MY FAVORITE TV SERIES: HIGHLANDER.
IN CASE YOU DIDN’T KNOW:
HIGHLANDER IS BASED ON A MOVIE, WHICH I HAVE NEVER SEEN, AND IS ABOUT IMMORTALS, WHO CAN’T BE KILLED, UNLESS YOU CUT OFF THEIR HEADS.
THE SHOW IS DRAMATIC, ROMANTIC, AND ABOVE ALL, FUN.
*trys not to think of food*
Sports! What’s your favorite sport?
great. Now you’ve got me thinking of food. ANd I was doing so well!
luckily it will be over soon, and I think my mom will make spagetti & meatballs for break-fast.
ooh, good idea! let’s torture Lusifer!
Sweet potatoes, bananas, almonds, ice cream, apple pie, grilled turkey, fried fish, rice with black eyes peas, tomato soup, cheddar cheese, cherries, hot choklit, peanut butter cookies, strawberry jam, dill pickles, carrots…
oh, nuts. Now it’s even worse. Ok, reverse therapy:
cafateria chicken, dripping with orange goop, with soft bones from being boiles so long, pinfeathers (and full-size feathers) everywhere, meat gray-colored from being frozen and defrosted more times than you can count, together with that disgusting yellow rice that sticks together in clumps and coats your teeth when you try to eat it, squashing into mush and mixing with the orange chicken goop to create a very unappatizing and hunger-banishing dish.
Finis. Now do you feel better, Lusifer?
fav websites that you won’t link because you’re all good musers and because the GAPAs would delete your posts? GAPA is it ok if we just don’t link, or do you delete just words too? like this-www.website_goes_here.com without the part?
Fast is over. Now I better.
Chocolate. I love it. What about you?
My favorite sport is fencing.
Chocolate, fencing and everything else is OK. Ever been to Africa? How do you feel about piercings, tattoos, and radical hair dye? Fish? Japan? Communism?
choklit’s cool. fencing’s cool. never been to africa. piercings are disgusting, tatoos mildly so, and radical hair dye’s cool as long as it’s not overused. like the time vanessa turned ross’s hair purple trying to dye his hair for the play. haha. that was nightmare. Fish rock, even if they’re slightly boring. Japan’s cool. They make stuff. Hoopy. Communism would be great if people weren’t idiots. Unfortunately, people are idiots so capitalism all the way.
oh yes and Lusifer Ink and Queen j, you both spleled CHOKLIT rong!!!
Communism is awesome! It’s just what humans need, the stupid race just needs to realize this.
Mmm, it wouldn’t though. Strong opinions never die; I doubt highly that at any point the entire human race would submit to a single idea. It’d tear a hole in the universe. There’s a balance we have now- Communism would set that off. Equivalent Exchange. [/blathering]
NEWSIES!
Any other Newsies obsessors on here?
No, but I like Firefly.
Aye!
I favor the broadsword over the rapier, but the broadsword can whack people’s heads right off if’n you’re not careful.
hehe! I finished studying for science but I have a writer’s block and can’t do the newspaper article like I’m supposed to.
Phoenix, why weren’t you in school today?
Anyone else obsessed with House, which is on in 7 minutes?
i say rapier or smallswords cuz i can actually imagine myself lifting them without collapsing to the ground. Of course they might not be that heavy…i’ve never actually lifted one. Stage swords yes, real swords no.
I repeat-communism’s great except for the small but important fact that humans are complete idiots.
Who hates exams???
who likes ancient egypt?
sports: hockey, soccer, football(american) is too slow, skateboarding, fencing, fighting, tourture
Chocolate: good, great, good and great
Africa: never been there, want to go
Piercings: a couple are fine, too many look absolutely hideous. Piercings are like oatmeal…
Tattoos: A couple look okay, but I woiuldn’t get one. I think people should only get a tattoo if the image really has meaning to them.
radical hair dyes: Okay for a while, but not permanately
Fish: As a food: unbearable As a living creature: cool
Japan: Way cool, but Tokyo is over populated
Communism: people are selfish idiots. ‘Nuff said.
Newsies: What the heck is newsies?!
House: Can’t stand it.
Exams: dreadful
What about hardwood vs. carpet? I say carpet all the way!
Feet: thanks.
An epee is a smallsword, minus point. I fence epee and sabre. Sabre is a cavalry sword. Epee is the heaviest of the modern fencing weapons, and it’s still pretty light. I think most people could manage to lift a broadswird or two-handed sword or longsword. Actually fighting with them is a different mattter entirely.
DARK CHOKLIT RULES ALL.
Never been to Africa. I’m a vegetarian who doesn’t eat fish. I never liked it anyway.
Japan is cool, but try telling my Chinese relatives that. They state (not entirely falsely) that Japan just copied China’s entire civilization and then reapid them by attacking them. My grandmother had to learn Japanese when they occupied China. I think that we can forgive the Japanese for past stuff they did and just move on and say they’re cool, but try telling my family that.
I have pierced ears, want to get them pierced again, and sometimes wonder what I would look like with a nose ring. Not that I’d actually get one, I just think it would look cool. So I don’t have a problem with piercings, no. I HATE needles, but I don’t have a problem with other poeple getting tattoos. Unless I’m watching it done. Eew. Needles *shudder* needles…
I want to streak my hair blue.
Communism is a great idea, it’s just it won’t work with humans operating it, that’s all. We were born to seek power, and even if some of us don’t want it, there will always be too many who do.
I have a semester final coming up. And everybody says the Algebra 2 semester final is really hard, too. Great. What if I fail? Oh no! My grade is dead! Oh dear oh dear oh dear *hyperventilates*
What is your stupidest phobia? Mine are escalators (I have no problem with elevators, oddly enough, but I cannot ride escalators. Especially skinny fast down ones.) and needles.
this is a really stupid poll, but exactly how many of you are boys? it seems like everyone is female around here!
how do you eat salsa?
a.) just the liquid part
b.) the vegetables too
c.) bleh, salsa is horrible
d.) what?
i will answer everyone elses polls later.
Stupid phobia? I don’t know if this is exactly a phobia, but I ‘m scared of bees. Oddly enough, I adore every other animal imaginable. I’m not a guy. As for salsa: b. What about chopsticks? Can anybody eat with chopsticks? I’ve tried, I really have, and I think I’ve gooten better, but it takes me a looooooong time to a plate of lomaine.
I don’t like salsa. I’m a girl. I can eat w/chopsticks….very slowly. Stupid phobia-I’m scared of my stupid brother. That works. He’s stupid and i have a phobia.
lol jk. Exams blech. wait i asked that question. never mind. erm…what’s ur fav…um…i dunno….i’ll get back to you on that…
I love spicy food so much that I eat salsa with a spoon. Vegetables too. I can eat with chopsticks pretty quickly, right-handed. Chopsticks are the only eating utensil I don’t use left-handed. (I write right-handed and eat left-handed most of the time.)
I love carpets, but hardwood is really pretty. On the other hand, carpets hide nasty little allergens. So yeah.
Who here likes wasabi? WA-SA-BI! WHOO!
why are we talking about food on the polling thread? thank you sooooo much GAPAs!!! i &hearts& this site!!!
Sports: Horseback riding. And Archery.
Chocolate: Yes. Love Chocolate raisens.
Africa: Terribly poor in parts. It’s a shame.
Piercings:…Eh. Personally, I don’t want holes in my ears/appendages. But whatever floats your boat.
Tattoos: Again. A few, who cares. But a lot just looks stupid.
Radical hair dyes: Depends on the person.
Fish: Average grade of B-
Japan: Oversimplified. People think they know Japan. You don’t. Ask me something.
Communism: Flawed. Would not and cannot work in large, world wide scales.
Newsies: Eh?
House: Love it!
Exams: Good with my low grades. -needs to boost GPA desprately-
What about hardwood vs. carpet? Hardwood from regrowable forests.
Feet: Yes they are.
Salasa: Liquid!
Yay! House!
I’m a robot. I have no gender, or life.
Feet: I have them.
Piercing: I want, like, five in each ear. But nowhere else.
Choklit: Yummy! ‘Sept with nuts.
I’ve never had wasabi before, but my dad LOVES it. My mom only likes it a little bit, as she had too much once as a child and quote “fainted.” Supposedly. I have had tempura though. Very bland.I wanted to try to sukiyaki at this one buffet, but it looked suspicous. Open air buffets are often…germ-ish.
House is funny. Really funny. Sort of a twisted whit, and sardonic way of looking at the world that is, in this day of fluff and pandering to an audience that wants a happy ending, in a strange sort of way, refreshing. House says what’s on his mind, and doesn’t have a problem with taking patients to task. All those doctor shows where they’re all caring, and loving, and empathetic to their patients get old quickly, but for a once a week treat, House is a nice departure from the ordinary.
Chocolate-yummy, especially w/ almonds.
fencing- broadsword
Africa-I want to set up a school for escaped Kenyen slaves there
piercings– personally, I have two in the usual place. other than that, I guess it’s your body.
tattoos– illegal for Jews and I think they’re gross, but likewise as above
radical hair dye– I would never do it personaly but likewise as above
Fish– yum, Chilaen sea bass
Japan–much cooler than China to me and not a corporate Communism
Communism- good in theory bu tnever works
Chocolate: WHERE? Must be dark or white, pref. Cadbury’s, Hershey’s is hyena offel, nuts and fruit are to be avoided.
Fencing-Foil.
Africa-Never been, but want to, and will. In future.
Piercings-Don’t have any. Ears are BORING, eyebrow is cool, and nose is even cooler.
Tattoos-Cool, as long as not jerk. And not your own name.
Radical hair dye-COOLEST THING EVER. Want. Will dye entire head blue, as noted in prev. post.
Fish-Yum. Especially sushi.
Japan- So cool. Love ramen bars, love shinkansen, love Shinto-it’s all one love affair with Japan. Slightly tempered by the fact that I have never actually been there, but will go in future. I try any Japanese food I can get my hands on. Tempura-I can make it at home. (I like octopus, squid is delish, urchin is wonderful and keeping some frozen unagi (eel) in one’s freezer never hurts.
Communism-A great idea, if ONLY you credit Friedrich Engels and don’t get corrupted by power.
Stupid phobias-Grates in sidewalks, not being able to carry a pocketknife. Grates because I knew a girl who fell in when she was little (she was OK, but dramatic) and pocketknife because of security issues? I don’t know. Maybe it’s always needing one when I don’t have it.
Newsies: Haven’t seen, but OK.
House: Have not seen. Obviously the entire gist is to generate publicity. If it was another cozy show no one would care, but it’s different and it gets attention. Think Tom Lehrer.
Exams: Too many = bad thing. Too few = anarchic attitude to class taken by students. Just right = necessary evil. (Simplistic is my middle name. No, it isn’t Agnes!)
P.S. Didn’t Kenya outlaw slavery? Not that they don’t still have slaves, but that school should be in the Sinai Peninsula, where slaves are still there. Read Milton Meltzer’s books on subject. Milton Meltzer is one of my heroes, and a zarking good author.
fencing is cool! i have no problem with piercings, but i cannot see why you would want any. egypt is awesome! dragons rock the world! can we have a poll for asking the gapa (plural) random questions that they don’t have to answer but must answer truthfully? such as “How would you describe us to your friends?”
oh dear. i forgot to change my name so i am not a hpb.
I call you “MuseBloggers.” Or sometimes “those crazy MuseBloggers.” But if the person I’m talking to has never heard of MuseBlog then I say “kids who post on a message board for Muse magazine, which is a really great kids magazine.” That’s kind of tedious to say — which explains why I don’t talk about the MuseBlog much except to my relatives, closest friends and MuseBloggers.
chocolate:Yum!
Sports:soccer tennis (fencing sounds fun but never tried)
Africa: nice place but too much war & too much messed up government
Piercings:seems strnage to me but y not?
tatoos: ditto
radical hair dye: cool!
fish:not best exept for sushi. sushi is best
japan: im ignorant here
communism: awesome but try in a country that isnt totally poor
stupid phobias: getting needles poked in me
newsies: what are u people takling about?
house : ditto’
exams:only needed with bad teachers and otherwise its totally restrictive to learning and creativity
wasabi: in soy sause but not too exessive
Chopsticks: i can do it well
salsa:good salsa there is no liquid part canned salsa or jarred salsa bleh!
i am: dum dum dum dum a boy!
what about capitalism?
i think its wayyy worse than communism . i think somewhere in the middle but leanind communism is good
when i said poll, i meant thread.
you couldn’t think of a better description for us? what about being crazy and taking over the world? which reminds me, i have to work on my poem, “Ode to the Musefans”
*gasp* dlod/cheesinator is a BOY??? that brings our boy total up to 3! not counting adults.
House is my favorite TV show. It’s just awesome. Okay.
Bohemian Rhapsody?
Fountains of Wayne?
Paper cuts? I love paper cuts!
Em, I guess my description of MuseBloggers could be better. Any suggestions?
A thread to ask GAPA questions sounds OK to me.
But here’s another idea: How about a thread to ask all adult MuseBloggers questions? Then Paul Baker could answer too. Or any adults who might be lurking in the blogosphere.
What do you think, Robert?
paper cuts?… thats a little strange lusifer…
funfunfunfun do you think all the musewriters subscribe to muse?
they probably get it 4 free
Exams will quite possibly ruin my life in two weeks.
Dark chocolate is better than milk.
I’m beyond terrified of public speaking, spiders, drowning, and tall people with tatoos who laugh loudly and smell like a sewer.
Tatoos – not my thing. Something about the permanence of them really puts me off.
Piercings – not my thing, either, or at least not the really tacky ones like the rings that go through the middle of your nose. Ears and nose (indian style), I think those are pretty, but anything aside from that is a bit creepy, if you ask me.
Radical hair dye – pretty cool, I guess. Don’t really care either way.
Japan – I think it’s a bit overrated at the minute. I’d like to go there, actually, but I don’t think it’s exactly top on my list of countries.
Africa – Interesting.
Communism – SUCH a good idea. If I weren’t so sure that it doesn’t work, I’d probably be a communist.
Sports – Football (European), Equestrian, Archery. I kind of consider ballet a sport, too, but not many people agree with me.
What do you all think of FIREFLY? C’mon, we need more devoted fans!
What the heck is Firefly? I’m lost in a dark void of ignorance. Why are people saying things about feet? I never meant to ask anything about feet. That was my feet talking. They were thanking me for choosing carpet, even though our (‘our’ is my family, not me and my feet! I’m not that insane. I hope.) whole house is hardwood except for a room that isn’t mine. Paper cuts suck. You never know when one is coming until *slice* you’ve cut yourself and are bleeding all over your favorite book. If there’s anything I didn’t answer, I was probably ignorant about that too. Why should we be able to ask the GAPA (plural) questions if they can’t ask us questions. Fire away! Now things are nice and even.
paper cuts are mildly annoying but not really worth much attention. Unless it’s a really deep cut, like you dig the paper in really hard. But that’s hard to do accidentally. You could do it on purpose and be semi-suicidal i suppose…
I will ask the GAPA…erm…something. When i think of something to ask…
I am positive that someone, somewhere, died of a paper cut. I will find this someday. I really will.
Firefly is OK, but not my favorite. Kind of inconvenient if you’re me.
yeah, but we spill out so much information about our lives anyway that they are probably afraid to ask us questions.
wow.. there’s so much POSTINGS!!!!!!!!! i made a xanga site… and i sort of was practicing about 2 hrs each day on my flue for my honors concert… that was FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i meant flute
Chocolate- I like all types.
Sports- I like figure skating. I want to try fencing sometimes.
Tattoos- pointless.
Piercings- why is making holes in your body fashionable/desirable?
Radical hair dye- I like it only it fades really fast and so then I’m left with blond hair..
Japan and Africa: I don’t really have any opinions on it, except that the poverty level in Africa is despicable..
Exams: I get good grades, but they cause too much stress.
Phobias: I can’t watch movies. I panic in large crowded social events.
Communism: It was a good idea, but unfortuantly the form of government in the USSR, for example, wasn’t true Marxian communism.. It’s a good idea, though..
I try to avoid large social events and special occasions. However, when I’m forced to go to one, I usually spend the entire time in a small, secluded area with my friends. A bathroom is preferable if it’s a public building. I know, I’m strange. We’re all strange.
Kenya still has slaves. It outlawed tham, but it claims that there ARE no slaves and so it is illegal to free your slaves because you don’t have them, right? How stupid is that? And it has no slave treatment codes because they ‘slaves don’t exist’.
Who here has broken a bone? I possibly broke my toe yesterday. Still not sure.
I broke three bones in my wrist once, and it hurt like you wouldn’t believe, unless it’s happened to you.
That was A-C.
how can you not be sure if you broke your toe? this kid in my class chopped off his finger last year by accident…. ewwwwwwwwwww….
what is everybody’s favourite muse?
KOKOPELLI!!!!!!!! I’m wearing his hott shirt right now, yes i am…
I actually like Feather. Yes, he’s my favourite. He’s very peacful, generally good-natured, and he like’s plants. Mmmmmmmm…plants. Of course I like Koko, even if he is Feather’s enemy and I like Chad. I like Pwt in theory, with him being the muse animals, but in reality (Okay, not quite reality.) He’s paranoid and sort of annoying. Yes, I think Pwt’s a guy. The thing doesn’t wear a shirt!
pwt
lll
koko
lll
feather
lll
lll=1
koko= favorite- muse
yay KOKO!!!
i like them all but if i had to pick it would be Koko and Crraw in close tie for first…
Koko- I want to be first!!!!!
Crraw- No! ME!!!
…. and on and on and on and on and on….
pwt
lll
feather
lll
koko
lllllllll
crraw
lll
noooo! 2 much koko!
still like Crraw and Koko.. and they’re still fighting…
Crraw- pick me pick me!
for i am the best you see…
don’t you just want to pick me?!
Koko- NONONONONO!! PICK ME!!!! you know you want toooooo……
Kricket- if you both don’t stop arguing then i’ll pick Pwt instead!!!
Crraw & Koko- *still bickering*
Kricket- *shakes head in disappointment*
and on and on…
yeah! pick pwt!
Poor Pwt… Nobody likes him. Here, Pwt! How about some virtual friends?
KOKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very happy right now????????????????????????????????????
Koko- no ME!!!!!!!!!
Crraw- NO ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Pwt- what’s going on?
AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! @)O#ing thread NEVER LOADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had to press the $*%# thing like TWENTY TIMES and that is NOT an exaggeration!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bangs computer* evil little machine *hiss*
Whew. Be thankful for the symbol keys.
seriously though this is SO ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good thing i just had an orange or i might still be mad…Orange goooooood.
I vote KOKO first, crraw second.
Crraw’s good, but nothing beats koko.
happens to me too. it is so annoying. its mostly outw/theold but sometimes this thread does it too. and the rpg.
What is the most common response to your verbal comments?
a. Wow, that was so random.
b. uuuuuuuummmmmm…
c. @##%#$&!!
d. Oh. That’s interesting.
e. I don’t talk to people
f. They change the subject.
g. They leave.
h. Nork nork!
i. Spam!!!
j. They blert out a similarly uninteligable stream of sounds.
k. None of the above. Please specify.
my favorite muse is Aeiou. Don’t know why.
Most of my friends ignore me, to greater or lesser extents. One of my friends calls me “Wizzie-poo”. Then I get violent with that friend. or at least “violent” in terms of what you can do at school without getting in trouble. Which isn’t much. Actually mostly I just glare at her.
What, in your opinion, is the best song of all time? (Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen)
What’s your favorite way to spend an afternoon? (Eating sushi, posting on the blog, listening to music, watching Monty Python videos {the Rutles is SOOOO funny!})
Who is the hottest guy/girl/pseudopodia according to philium ever? (Tobias Ernst)
What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream? (Peppermint stick)
I don’t know what Fountains of Wayne is. Enlighten me?
-copies Queen J’s because I CAN! –
What, in your opinion, is the best song of all time?
Oooh, this is hard…How it All Began–Coldplay
What’s your favorite way to spend an afternoon?
At Rawhide Ranch, hands down. Fallbrook is where the heart is.
Who is the hottest guy/girl/pseudopodia according to philium ever?
If I understood that right, Jake Gyllenhaal. Broke my heart in Brokeback Mountain.
What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream? Plum. But only the kind at Japanese restaurants
responses: a
song: no opinun
afternoon: reading tamora pirce while watching star wars while knitting while eating endless supply of choklit.
ice cream: choklit+peanut butter
A.
What, in your opinion, is the best song of all time? Grr..hard one. Depends on my mood. Some i like a lot are never do anything by bnl, day tripper by the beatles, pinball wizard by the who, and the list goes on…
What’s your favorite way to spend an afternoon? Read. Watch movies. Say random things. Sign up for random things online.
Who is the hottest guy/girl/pseudopodia according to philium ever? erm…hoom that’s a tough one…i dunno…get back to me on that…
What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream? Anything with lots of CHOKLIT! or that lemon ice stuff that’s more like a sno cone than ice cream but whatever.
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that’s slightly ridiculous.
Song: I don’t know. I like rock and jazz and sometimes blues. And other things that don’t fit into any catagory. I like some blugrass, but not always and I can’t tolerate country music with words. Bagpipes
Afternoon: Either hanging out with friends discussing weirdo things that are entirely useless or reading. Curled up next to my dog. Doooooooooooogs. Cat’s are great too, but I don’t really know because my parents have allergies, so we don’t have any.
Hottest guy/girl/pseudopodia according to philium ever: I don’t think I know what you’re talking about and wouldn’t know anyway.
Ice cream: Some Turtle thing. I don’t remember what it’s called, but it has caramel, pecans and cokolate. Mmmmmmmmmmmm…
Chocolate, baby, not choklit. What is choklit, anyway? Like backlit, except weirder? Shee, you guys are so unhip it’s a wonder your buns don’t fall off.
You know, I think my problem on here is that my fingers type faster than my brain thinks. Hence several Hot Topic posts, what I was just about to write in reply to Juliette, etc.
I believe you mean “bums”
HA! I caught queen j the obssessed in a quote! Even if it was probably just a typo…
*sigh* CHOKLIT. C-H-O-K-L-I-T. That is how you spell that yummy stuff that comes in little squares. Dark, milk, white…hershey’s…godiva…sugary…organic…mmmm. Anyway. Getting off topic. The point is, that stuff is called CHOKLIT, spelled C-H-O-K-L-I-T and anybody who says otherwise will get his/her just retribution from the CHOKLIT GOD. Take for example, poor Ms. English Teacher, who recently died…
Ms. English Teacher: Oh dear. I appear to be dead.
CHOKLIT GOD: Ms. English teacher. Hello.
Ms. English Teacher: Are you God?
CHOKLIT GOD: Yes…well one of them anyway.
Ms. English Teacher: Oh. I’m Christian. You’re sure I’ve got the right Heaven?
CHOKLIT GOD: Oh yes. I reserve the right to interview all people before they go to whatever Gods/goddesses they believe in. Now. Ms. English Teacher. I’ve run into a bit of a problem. The thing is, I’ve forgotten what that stuff is…the yummy stuff that comes in little squares. You know, there’s all different kinds. Dark, milk, white. Different brands…different amounts of sugar…Anyway, you know the stuff i’m talking about right? You put it in cookies…
Ms. english teacher: You mean chocolate?
CHOKLIT GOD: I’m sorry-how did you spell that again?
Ms. English teacher: I thought god knew everything…
CHOKLIT GOD: JUST SPELL IT!!!!
Ms. English Teacher: Ah! The wrath of god! Well…C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E
CHOKLIT GOD: WRONG!!!!! DIE!!!! PERISH IN THE FIRES OF CHOKLITY HELL, YOU CHOKLIT MISSPELLING FIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ms. English Teacher: How do you spell chocolate then?
CHOKLIT GOD: C-H-O-K-L-I-T
Ms. English Teacher: Oh…I remember a student of mine who spelled it like that…I marked her down for it…
CHOKLIT GOD: *gasp* YOU MARKED DOWN ONE OF MY HOLY PEOPLES SENT OUT TO CONVERT PEOPLE AND BE RANDOMLY CRAZY?!?!?!?!?!? AAAARRRRGH!!!!!!!!! *raises large fiery sword…made of choklit*
Ms. English Teacher: Oh dear.
Real God: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE???!!!?!!?
CHOKLIT GOD: Oh dear…*runs away*
As you can see, Ms. English Teacher was lucky. You might not be so lucky. Therefore, a warning. Always ALWAYS ALWAYS remember to spell choklit right. That’s C-H-O-K-L-I-T. Thank you. *bows*
Thank you, Queen J, for providing me with five minutes entertainment. (or at least lack of boredom) If anybody wants me to make it longer, I will happily do so, being bored out of my skull at the present moment.
choklit
there you happy?
The hottest guy/girl ever. The pseudopodia according to philium part is from HG2G. Sorry.
I get a little caught up in my own fandom sometimes. Which is why I love the MB-people who understand what I mean when I say it.
Haven’t seen Mr. Baker on here for a while.
I don’t know… choklit hell doesn’t sound so bad. Like a big fondu pot. I was spelling it ‘cokolate’ because of the spelling phenomenon in which ‘c’ makes the ‘ch’ sound and ‘k’ makes the hard (or is it soft? I can never get that straight.) ‘c’ sound. That started before I got here, so I really can’t take responsibility. It’s pretty much dead now, though so I’ll just spell it however the heck I want to. *god of choklit melts ykm into a puddle of molten, but oh so deicious chocolate*
coklit.
llamas.and ducks.and treehouses.i.hate.punctuation….
i am with my dad who is studying lichens wow what is he doing.it is rainy. it always is. sigh .i hate new zealand.wants to be back in africa.i lived in africa OMG a whol year has passed since i was in africa.mwaaaa wants monkeys in garden eating what little veges grew…hee hee dad threw stones at them they were evil evil monkeys…
I’ll trade you Ohio for NZ? Pweasy pwease????
sam you live in cool places…*sulkpout* Any other places you’ve lived in that i can be jealous about? lol
no.mwaaaa.how to get the smiley faces???
i am no longer hungry… food is good.mmm so is chocolate esp hot choc!mmm marshmallows
Sam the Tenrec, baby, it could be worse. Illinois is the Jatravartid’s armpits. Ugh. See earlier conversations with the natives. Example, one that happened today as a matter of fact:
Me: Hallo, David baby! How goes it?
David: Uhhh…okay, I guess. I’m tired.
Me: You’re supposed to say “Nicely Nicely.” Try it again? How goes it?
David: Micey micey. Though wouldn’t that be mouse?
Me: *laughs like drunken hyena* Nicely nicely.
David: Is that a weirdo ska-bop thing?
Megan: I thought it was Where’s Waldo, not Where’s Weirdo.
Me: *hysterical laughter* Look guys, it’s not that hard. It’s only slang.
Christian (walking in): Oh, there’s Juliette. She’s such a beast.
Me (indignant): I think it’s horrid of you to call me beastly. I wish I’d never met you! *starts to fake-cry* Here I am, breakfast not even settled yet, and you rush in to insult me.
Christian: Whatever.
The Wellies have GOT to be better than that.
sam is of the wanting to live in Ohio.i used to associate penguins with Ohio.i dnt no why
Illinois also sounds cool…what is Jatravartids is it from starwars?
i have something on my mind i want you all to kno that im a girl
not a boy.i wa just freaked out that you guys wood get the impresion i was a boy…anyhoo
yesterdaaaaaay all my troubls seeeemed sooo faaar awaaaaaay
aaaand iiiii doooont knooow the reeeest ooooof theeee soooooong
*sigh* all my friends are on holiday.hey i just realised something it is my school holidays and not yours…no wait your summer vacation is the equivelent to our xmas holidays… i still have until 9 february till school starts woohoo!!!
i know that song from the movie mr bean!
and i know the next line of it
and now it seems as thought there here to stay…thats it
yeah actually i thought u were a girl…idk why but everybody i know named sam is a girl except sam k. but he’s weird…
SAM THE TENREC!!!!! No offense but you EVIL!!! *Is pied by multiple GAPAs/Hot pink bunnies/Devoted musers chanting “We’re All Musers Here!”* I want vacaaaaation….
nooooooooo i still have a whole semester of torture…
Well i suppose we can laugh at you all through summer vacation though… *sigh* So faaar in the future…
where did they say you were a boy? cuz Queenie J refers to everybody the way she wants to.
in the randomness sectin i was referred to as ‘mr tenrec’ sniff the dark lord of darkness is evil.mr tenrec indeed.
oh and just wundering dus Em and Ebeth no each other?
sniff i am thinkin you all are asleep sniff here it is 4:06 pm
yeah, i wish. no, i don’t wish. i am a scarily boring person in real-life. (im not kidding) why do you ask? does it seem like we know eachother? i’ve always wondered what would happen if we all met randomly, like at some big muse thing where muse is getting an award for being the best mag in the whole world, and somebody had a big sign that said MUSEBLOGGERS OVER HERE and we all met eachother and then spontaniously exploded from the shock of it. actually i had a dream where we all decided to get together (i have no idea how we did that) in some weird place and there were some other random people there, and it was really weird because i didn’t know who anyone was, and then i couldn’t find everybody because you had all gone off somewhere when i was distracted by libby being there which is weird because she isn’t even a museblogger but she was on the museblog, and i could tell everybody was somewhere together because you were all on the museblog, i have no idea why you were on there or why i could tell that from that but these things just happen in dreams, y’know? and it was really annoying because we were in this freaky old estate and i couldn’t get to you all because it was a dream, and there apparently was some sub-plo going on that i wasn’t aware of, because i found my mom and she was telling me about all the other random people gtg
seems ike you have interesting dreams…you know when you woke up, for us when you woke up it was yesterday morning.isnt that strange!so we didnt have 9/11 we had 9/12!
i have strange dreams too…i once dreamt i was being chased around the super market by some dressed in black with a big machine gun. i was with the professor from Tintin and some one who looked suspiciously(i dont like that word did i spell it right?)like Barbie!!!then i went to the doors to get out but they were locked and i had sticth so i couldnt run any more i asked the check out ladies for help but i think they deaf or some thing
and then i woke up.
and
Sam, I’m curious: how did a New Zealander find out about Muse?
imnot supposed to be typing im suposed to be making a card for my friend… but its a boy and i dont no wat 2 put on it a dog?a cat?
a boy???
well my mum got cricket when she was little and she kept the old magazines.i read them and liked them then i found out the library subscribed to it so i got it from there (cricket)andwhen i moved to Botswana i subscribed to cricket and they had advertisements for muse i said hey dad can i get that magazine and a few months later i got my first muse, it was the rain forest/dirt oneand i liked it so I kept up the subscription!i love muse!!!
Em! Naughty naughty! can’t meet online peoples, they might all be crazy insane psycho stalker types!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: *slap* YOU BLEW IT!!! We’re done for! Nobody will ever tell us where they live now!!!
Ebeth: Aww maaaaann…erm…how can i fix this…oh i know. Hey! Don’t worry! He was just kidding! We’re not going to kidnap you or anything! Nope! Not us! heh….
Bob: *smack smack* You’re an idiot…
Ebeth:
oh well. At least i have choklit. *eats choklit*
Bob: I’m trying on another site.
Ebeth: But me likes this site!!!!
Bob: FINE!
Ebeth: FINE!
Bob: *leaves*
Ebeth: YAY!!!
Oh that wasn’t bob my alter ego btw that was a different stalker dude named bob. Bob is a cool name. Practically everybody i make up is named Bob…or Fred…Or Greg…
question…how to get different smileys????
and 
i know
oh and hearts
See the Hints page.
sad face testing
Woohoo smileys
:0 8) : roll : : oops : 
: cry :
mwhahahahahahahahhahahaha *coff coff*i will now go and…
…Ahh help me frob is taking over my computer…take over…Ahhhhhhhhhh…the…*strangle frob*..world…NO NO NO what he really means is he will now go to another website until all you bloggers are back from school
Frob!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg ♥ brill!!!!! Frob, frob, frob!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥ ♥ why did i not think of that?!?!?!?!??? Awesome name!!!!
Okay, Okay, I know what you are thinking: NOT AGAIN! but it’s really not my fault that I’m a deceased pigeon, it happened during lunch, when i was drawing this picture, and everybody decided that it looked better upside down (it wasn’t that it was a bad picture, it just looked better) so i turned the paper over and drew this pic of this lopsided sort of head with a sort of body and long wavy arms, and we all decided it was voldemort, and libby wrote: “Voldemort; By Emmeline B***** (The Deceased Pigeon)” ((my last name is not to be confused with B**** or B******)) so now i am a deceased pigeon so if you don’t like it DEAL WITH IT.
And really, this is such a bad website to be a stalker on.
sam, it’s a small o in the shocked smilie not a big one.. like this
Jatravartids are from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. See the Douglas Adams thread. I’m probably going to have to go to counseling for my obsession, but so be it.
Poor Em The Deceased Pigeon. Homing pigeon? Oh well.
Oh yes: Attila the Hun or Genghis Khan? (Attila-bloodier torture. The Khan wasn’t so imaginative.)
What’s your favorite rebellion? (Boxer or French, I can never decide.)
Who’s your favorite pirate? (Mrs. Chang. Epitome of cool.)
and make sure to put a space before you type a smilie…
Oh, Genghis Khan I guess. I don’t know why. Rebellion. I don’t know. How about Dennis’s rebellion. Help, I’m being repressed! My favorite pirate: The Pirate King. Don’t swim, Fredric. Take the dingy. If you could live in a book envirornment, which book would you choose? I’m still thinking.
Genghis Khan, for no reason at all except that i know next to nothing about Attila the Hun, and the mental image has been slightly poisoned by mulan…
French Revolution. Definitely. Yay! I don’t know why i like that so much. I just do.
Fav pirate? ME! Ok you mean real pirate? *gasp* I’m a real pirate! Oh yeah? What treasure have you plundered today? Had any battles lately? Spent days at sea with nothing to do? When was the last time you got drunk hey? Shut up. I AM a pirate. *sulkmutterscowl* Yeah sure. Whatever. I SAID SHUT UP! You know, real pirates don’t often have conversations with their alter egos… Don’t they? I thought they did. Nope. Oh. Well then go away. Why don’t you? ME??!! You’re the alter ego! Well you’re MY alter ego aren’t you? I didn’t think of that… Yes well shoo. Wait no! You aren’t a pirate!!! So you can have conversations with me!!! Yes but you’re a pirate right? Right. So shoo! No you’ve got it all wrong! Either I tell you to shoo, or neither of us does and i just stalk haughtily from the room. Well fine then! Do that! Fine! *stalks haughtily from the room*
what was the first issue of muse you ever recived?
(i ask again) what is you fav muse?
My first one arrived in 2001, I think. *Collective gasp and some random fainting.* Yes, my first issue of muse should have been a joyus and historic moment, but alas: I did not appreciate it. I shall now reveal my dark, disturbing history with muse. It might have been the year 2001 and I was 8 or something. It was a day like any other until something happened that I don’t remember very well. A strange new magazine came in the mail. [enter muse] *applause* “Wot’s this?” I thought to myself. “Oh,it must be the replacment for that whats-its-cover magazine.” You see, it all started with some mag called Zillions. Or Trillions. Millions? Something along those lines. When that met its end, the compoany sent a diiferent one. The second one had a similar fate. So that kept happening and they kept sending bottom-o’-the-barrel mags until muse. *applause* You can imagine my thoughts when it came: “Oh aquaduct, I wonder how long this one has?” But to my surprise, muse kept coming year after year. At first, I was too young to appreciate the quirky, subtle (what?!), and well, just plain werid humor of muse and I…I…recycled them! *screams and more random fainting* However, as I grew older, wiser, and weirder, I came to possess that genuine affection for muse that all fans share!! The first one I saved was October 2003. *applause* (please?) And now you know my past. My favorite issue would have to be the LOTR issue.
I can’t remember when I got my first issue, but it was the one about the fleas. Anyway, it was a long, long, time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
Mine first muse was March 2002. Yes, my muse-ish fourth anniversary is coming up!!! I WANT SOME VIRTUAL CAKE!!! GIMME SOME VIRTUAL CAKE!!!!!!!!! lol jk. I still have almost everything. My lb keeps stealing them and losing them though. *shudder* the Lotr issue rocked, but my fav was the napoleon/hornblower/shipworm issue
woohoo im back!!! but im at the museum *sigh* why are little kids so loud…there are tarantulas here oooh yuck i hate spiders
my 1st issue of Muse came sometime back in… whoa, 1999! i just remember it was the toilet issue, + then i lost it awhile back which made me really mad. my favorite muse has always been kokopelli, cause the world needs people who are dedicated to making other peoples lives interesting. + urania is a close second, cause she likes astronomy. i have both of the shirts w/ them on it.
… yay! 15 minutes until CSI!
…anyone have a favorite crime show?
But how did you all find out about Muse? Did it just start coming because a parent or grandparent decided it would be a good thing to give you, or did you ask for it, or what? Just curious.
My friend was getting it and i was insanely jealous (of course) so then my cousin was doing this skool fundraiser thing with muse on it and i was like yay begging time and i got it.
*gasp* sam the tenrec!!! tarantulas are cool!
i really cant remember. it was a long time ago
Sure I have a favorite crime show. Numbers. Or if you want the correct, but stupid-looking spelling, Numb3rs. I’m tired of all these weird love interests. This is strange: the scroll bar has dissapeared and yet if I click on where it would be, it still works.
numb3rs is so cool. david krumholdtz was in Serenity + his character was like this know it all w/ his own little planet + robotic girlfriend. i thought it was hilarious because i was so used to seeing him as charlie epps
Yeah, but Charlie’s kind of becoming a Mary-Sue. In the first few episodes he was a book-smart geek who knew a LOT about math and related topics, esp. applied science. But he didn’t know a lot about life and the social world. Now he seems to know everything about everything.
so it goes.
What kind of clothes does everybody wear? I like dark, gloomily colored clothes. Black is preferable, but olive green or gray will do in a snap. Not that I’m a gothic. No way. Gothics always look dead. Or like they wish they were dead, which they probably do. Most of my clothes have holes or paint stains. I try to avoid shopping when at all possible, but if (according to my mother) I absolutely need new clothes, I go to the consignment shop. Once you get past the nasty idea of someone else sweating, sleeping, and possibly up-chucking in your clothes, the stuff’s not half bad. I wouldn’t be caught dead in an Abercrombie & Fitch shirt and I avoid dressing up like the plague (or shopping).
ha. whats funny is that a+f + all the other places like that have those jeans that are all torn up – for 89 dollars. what a rip off, no pun intended.
hehe… black… thats like over half my wardrobe. @ the mall i usually go to hot topic (band t’s!) but i usually go to kohls because they always have a lot of stuff on sale. actually i have this really weird attraction to dark colored medieval looking stuff.
YEAH i got my feb muse!!!!!!!!! :):):):)
Yea! Medival clothes! Jeans cost like 6 bucks at the thrift store. And a hole isn’t a hole unless it has a story. The hole must have a story. Like, I had to fight for my life with a bazooka-weilding maniac on top of Mount Everest!! Or the slightly less glamorous: I tripped. And to correct myself: I don’t have clothes with holes in them, I have holes with clothes in them. And you couldn’t even breathe on top of Mount Everest.
lol i have this lucky hoodie thats maybe 5 yrs old. its way too small + it now has 11 holes in it if i remember correctly
Jeans, t-shirt. Dressing up-only if absolutely necessary. And i think i just spelled that wrong. But whatever.
Hoodies are awesome. Me ♥ I try to get hoodies from random places i go to. y’know like some people collect shot glasses from all different cities and stuff? I collect hoodies. I don’t really have all that many though…but whatever.
Oh yes and i ♥ those slip-on shoe thingies, i don’t remember what they’re called. They’re not like flip flops, they’re like tennis shoes but they just slip on…I love those. I’ve worn out like two pairs already, and the ones i have now are getting pretty scuffed.
I hates shopping. Except thrifting rocks. I like picking nice fancy clothes for other people, but i hate wearing them. So yeah that’s me and my clothes. Lovely.
If I had my way, I’d wear historical costumes all the time, but I usually end up in jeans, some shirt and a sweater/shirt.
I like vintage clothes! and random interesting clothes. and sweaters. and skirts. and dressing up but origanally
I got muse from my grandaunt in 1999
vintage stuff is neat. i luv to hang out downtown because theres this upscale thrift shop as well as a few vintage places… and then theres this place where you can buy pretty much any vid game (used though) for around 6 dollars. its on the second floor of SUBWAY + the door to the stairs is kind of hidden… but my friend + i still found it one day when we were bored
Aw man, that video game place sounds like gamer heaven! All we have around here is GameStop or whatever it’s called. They take off about $2 bucks or so for modern used games. NOOOOO! Locally owned businesses are dying out! Shop local, musers!
anyone else into the older vid games?
hehe we have a N64 + im in the process of beating majoras mask. then we have super smash bros – my LB + his friend + me will all play that and pretty much everything dissolves into chaos but its hilarious. theyre always the really powerful characters but i kick their butts w/ yoshi practically every time
as for other games im really into that older mario game for SNES, but we have it for GBA. oh then theres golden sun – i beat both gs games last year + they were pretty good too
yoshi – YEAH!!!
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mrgreen:
guess that was a little random
theres supposed to be a mr green up there cause yoshis green + if there isnt im gonna be mad…
i & medieval clothes and vintage clothes. i am really into Scottish and Irish music, and i wish i had that cool english accent. Is anyone here irish or scotish? Also, i like The Thistle and Shamrock that’s on NPR on sundays. it also seems like the uwritten rule here is have bad spelling and punctuation!!!
when im not doing a skool projekt i prefferr not to conform to the rools of sppeling + punkduashin
hmm… has anyone ever heard of andreas vollenweider? hes a new age musician + his music is out of this world strange but definitely awesome at the same time. my favourite cd of his is cosmopoly + i also like the one song called book of roses
Yep, that’s us. Baad speeling and. punctuation,,?. Are you new, or are you someone in diguise? Welcome, anyway. A good welcoming is never out of place. I guess I’m sort of Irish. Or Scottish. My ancestors are referred to cprytically as the “Scottish-Irish” whatever that means. So I’m, like, one quarter that. Bagpipes rule the world! Have you seen that ‘Celtic Woman’ program on PBS? Well, maybe it’s not on in your area, but it’s a bunch of gals singing Celtic stuff. Mostly in English, but it’s still cool. emogrl: Never heard of him. What’s new age music anyway? This may have been asked before, but how old is everyone? Or is that too much information? I’m 13 anyway…
new age music – lots of keyboard, lots of strange sound fx, hard to explain… vollenweider mixes keyboard w/ harps + other string instruments.
So it’s sort of like space music, like the kind HOS(hearts of space) plays?
yeah, i’m new. i think this is a cool place, though no body talks about muse a lot
Hi, Princess Heather of Medieval Scotland. Welcome! Feel free to talk about Muse — or anything else.
welcome to insanity
thank you
the entrys are rather mixed up!
they get like that…
Mark this as a historic moment in…erm…history people. This page actually loaded on the third try!!! Usually it takes anywhere from five to fifteen tries and various amounts of schmacking. And yet i still come here. You see my dedication to you people? Insane…
(ok so i haven’t been on here for six days but hey, that’s still pretty dedicated huh??? *menaces all with pie* right??? *evil stare*)
So all clap your hands, safari finally decided to cooperate (somewhat).
Who here likes JAZZ for the millionth time? Am i alone? *sniffsob*
so sad…
Yay for the cryptically scottish/irish! I know i’m definitely at least a quarter irish but then i’m a bit scotirish too whatever that’s supposed to mean…
Me likes old rock music. Wheee!
Hang on sloopy is the official ohio rock song.
Random fact. Yeah.
Well..i be going now. bye peoples
I see you do not have DSL.
*sigh* school. hate. school. i got lines just because i did more homework than i was suppossed to.she said she told everyone to do #10 but she didnt tell me and she said she did (notice how theyre always right)(how could she Know who she told it to.she said her self she didnt know how many times she said it!)
Ebeth, i like jazz and for your info, its classic rock, not old rock music. If you like classic rock and jazz, why not check out Charlie Watts, jazz drummer, he’s also in a classic rock band, the Rolling Stones.
Although it wouldn’t be classic rock if it was like Chuck Berry or something, would it? And shouldn’t you be discussing this in the music thread? just wondering… (I’m not trying to be mean or anything)
Probably. I’m usually terribly off-topic though.
Ok, ok, classic rock.
Although i do like chuck berry. Roll over beethoven is one of my fav songs ever. ♥
I like jazz. Except when it’s rambly. Go John Coltrane! How do, bulletproofmarshmallow? I don’t believe we’ve met before. I’ll just call you broosh, okay? It’s ble.
I do fine, how about I call you yekmoo? I don’t really like jazz with the exception of Charlie Watts, probably because he’s in the Rolling Stones. The Stones rock!
Ooo! Yekmoo! I like it. Yech! Moo?
Okay, I didn’t think of that. Would you like yeskim better? I didn’t think so. How about you think of one?
How about “Yoose”?
I like…soundtracks and foreign music. That’s pretty much it.
Didn’t think of what? What are you talking about?
I like old rock music, rock, select pop, some opera, some soundtracks, reggae, and a little Afro-pop, like Zouk Machine or Juluka, when I’m feeling adventurous. I can only stand select jazz, like Sade. (Pronounced SHAR-DAY) Actually, only Sade in the jazz category. My CD collection is alphabetized.
Favorite music:
Slade, Mudd, Wizzard, Gary Glitter, Simon and Garfunkel, Les Rita Mitsouko, Les Negresses Vertes, Flanders and Swann, Tom Lehrer, the Beatles, Dire Straits, Paul Simon, Art Garfunkel, Talking Heads, Tom Petty (with or without the Heartbreakers), some Billy Joel, X, David Bowie, Eurythmics, Shakespeare’s Sister, Annie Lennox, the Fix, Joe Walsh, Bananarama, UB40, Devo, Reggae Philharmonic Orchestra, The Specials, Oingo Boingo, Elvis Costello and the Attractions, Elvis Costello without the Attractions, the Plastics, the Clash, the Sex Pistols, the Ramones, Lou Reed, and Little Feat.
Lots of stuff, really. As for #134, I like black. I’m ska-bop. It’s sort of a combination of 70s punk and geek. I like dressing up as well. I have nothing against Goths, but I’m not one. I can never manage the dancing.
HALFHEARTED, DOSEN’T MATTER IF IT NEVER HAPPENS, BUT WOULD BE COOL IDEA:
MAKE A MUSE EDUCATIONAL T.V SHOW ON PBS.
SORT OF LIKE THE MAGIC SCHOOLBUS, ONLY FUNNIER.
LIKE I SAID THOUGH, IT REALLY DOSEN’T MATTER IF IT NEVER HAPPENS.
PS: PLEASE GO TO THE ‘MUSE MOVIE’ THREAD, AND POST YOUR IDEAS.
SHOOT!
I DIDN’T NOTICE THE PHANTOM NORKER, AND PHEONIX’S COMMENTS ON SWORDPLAY.
I LOVE SWORDPLAY TOO!
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HAS ANYONE ELSE SEEN IT?