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*waves hand madly* i was one of the first (and quite possibly the first) to see the blog. xD veteran!
Advice: Go see the H2GMB thread on the archives. It’s hopelessly confusing and jumbled together but at least you get a couple things straightened out. Like the fact that we’re all insane, and that pretty much everybody ♥ douglas adams. Among other things.
More advice: CHOKLIT!!!! EAT CHOKLIT!!! AND DO NOT SPELL IT WRONG! IT IS C-H-O-K-L-I-T!!!
ok hi so ive been here several days now + as for everyone being insane – yeah, just a bit – but dont ever be ashamed of it because people who try to be “normal” are incredibly boring
burning questions:
1…how do you put links in posts?
2…+ how about italics?
3… does it always take like 10 minutes for the posts to be moderated?
links are often ZAPPED by the GAPA but if tis a muse-worthy link you do name
w/o the spaces.
italics are word
w/o spaces again.
like this
3-yes, cuz the GAPA must approve!
1. It’s discouraged to put posts in links, because then the Administrators (comonly referred to as “GAPAs”, or “MAPs”) will have to check it out to be sure it’s alright. But you do it by putting up a less than sign (). To stop a link, you do the same thing, only you put a slash right after the less than sign.
2. Italics are less than sign, i, greater than sign, what you want in italics. If you want to stop them, you put a slash before the i.
3. Normally, it takes longer. The MAPs have jobs, and can’t be online all the time. When they come around, they read the posts and make sure they’re acceptable, then they post them. If they’re busy, asleep, or actually having a life, it could take a while. Just get used to it.
How did I miss this topic?
I’m no veteran, being here a month at first, but the first thing to do is make fun of the GAPA, aka Great And Powerful Administrators. It’s fun.
Hmmm…my lovely visual guides seem to have left for coffee and doughnuts. I’ll try holding them down with asterisks this time…
Linkypoo-*Name*
Then just remove the random asterisks.
Same here…italics
stuffins*
AAAH! What is going on? It used to work like that!!!
Was this the upgrading thing? Did it like change stuff and yeah?
Oh vell…
Yesh. It ish funneh to make funneh of the Mr. Dude and Lady-persons-who-moderatesh-ush.
No! Mr. Coontz, Mr. Baker and Mrs. Spector are very nice people, and we shouldn’t make too much fun of them because we want them to moderate us.
Everyone on the Museblog likes to read, speculate, analyze, and read. Especially Douglas Adams, J.R.R. Tolkien, Jane Austen, Charles Dickens, David Eddings and Terry Pratchett, among other things. We’re a bunch of geeks who love Muse, hanging out together, and long thoughtful posts on life, death, salamanders, and the nature of the universe.
Just kidding about the salamanders.
don’t make fun of them!
I’ve been around since December 2003, early Gaboomba days!
Hey don’t diss the salamanders! Salamanders are cool! Besides, they’re mentioned on the magic thread…
I make fun of everybody pretty much. Plz don’t be offended, but tell me if you are and i’ll stop.
sphinx/emily-are you that one dog person thing in that comic strip whose name i forgot?
yeah that made a lot of sense…
oh vell.
Oh, we don’t mind.
We’re tough. We can take it. And if we can’t, there’s always choklit and a good book to drown our sorrows.
drown your sorrows? Does the choklit melt?
I meant that drowning stuff metaphorically.
Hey, Ebeth, are you making fun of me???
Waaah.
Wheeeeere’s the choklit?
%$@!
It all melted.
Help! I’m drowning! In choklit!
Good times
I like melted choklit…
fondue…yum.
OMG! GAPA! What kind of example for kids is that???!!! Did you just say %$@!??? I can’t believe it! Oooooooh….you’re gonna be in troooouuuble…I’m gonna send you to the principal’s office!
GAPA: *walks into the principal’s office*
Principal: (who looks suspiciously like Kokopelli…) Hmm…you have been accused of swearing on the blog.
GAPA: *is shamed*
Principal: There’s no other choice. I’ll just have to take over your job GAPA-ing.
GAPA (RC): *sprints into room* NOO! DON’T LISTEN! He’s Kokopelli!
Principal: I AM THE PRINCIPAL! Look see, on the script, it says “Principal”
GAPA (pl): WE DON’T BELIEVE YOU!!!
Ex-Fake-Principal/Koko: AAH! NOOOO!!! YOU’VE FOILED MY PLANS!!!
GAPA: Seize him!!!
Ex-Fake-Principal/Koko: *pies the GAPA and runs*
GAPA (pl): AAH! Mmmm…blueberry!
And thus, the Great Kokopelli escapes again. But at least he doesn’t have control over the blog, resulting in chaos and stuff. Speaking of which, we should have a thread where chaos reigns. Although i suppose that’s really the randomness thread isn’t it? Anyway. Yeah. Morals. Oh goody. Moral #1-You can tease the GAPA all you want, but they’ll get out on top somehow
Moral #2-Kokopelli is not very good at acting like a principal
Moral #3-Eat choklit. Even if you drown from it.
Moral #4-There is no moral #4.
Moral #5-PWT PWNS! Although Pwt isn’t actually in the story…but it’s symbolized and implied in various secret ways.
Moral #6-When Ebeth is bored, things like this happen. Therefore, if you don’t like things like this, keep Ebeth busy.
Moral #7-This story has WAY too many morals.
That’s all folks.
I’ve been here since early October 2005 (known as randomrohanfreak then) and have lurked for a while longer. Do not be ashamed to lurk, but come and join the insanity after a while. It’s fun. Any questions from a new blogger?
I guess I’ve been around for about as long as TPN has. Wow, that’s a really long time.
I’ve been around since the Gaboomba days. I can’t figure out exactly when, though, because my first ones I sent from a different e-mail address than others and I think that those got lost when I changed computers. But I have been around since before April 2005.
And so I guess i don’t exactlly count as a newcomers, but I want to ask something anyway, which is:
How do you guys know if someone who comes on here using a pseudoname is actually under college-age and isn’t just pretending to be under college age? I mean, for all I know, MG or Juliette or E~A or RRF or anyone could be 130 years old, only they aren’t, because then they would be dead.
Do we have to change our names when we’re college-age? Or can we just tell everybody what our last name is?
Eek! I’ve been found out! Lizzie said it! I’m 130!
I have a horrible confession to make. I lied about my age.
I’m actually 131.
Lizzie (#20), We don’t know for sure what age any Musers are. We think we have a pretty good idea by the way Musers write and what they write about. But we’re probably just fooling ourselves. (Take the Phantom Norker, for instance. I was sure she wasn’t a day over 112!)
If an adult wanted to pretend to be a pre-college-age person, he or she could probably fool us. That would be a bit obnoxious — but wouldn’t cause any real harm.
On the other hand, it would be bad if a pre-college-age person used his or her real full name — because we want to protect the privacy of non-adults. So when we get a comment from someone who gives their full name (and we don’t already know who they are), we email back and explain The Rules.
Ooh, GAPA, how old do you think I am?
Hey, I don’t know about you people, but I think all of us would have to be doing some pretty elaborate acting to fool everyone this good. Take Ebeth, I believe she’s really a teenager, because on her Xanga she talks about high school and her high school friends come and comment her. If she really was all that old, she would have to have made some really elaborate arrangements, just to fool me.
And I’m 75, thank you.
OK, I guess I should tell you all the truth. I’m the same age as Zallie.
I’m a couple trillion years old, give or take an eon.
Some of my hydrogen atoms are almost as old as the universe. My carbon and oxygen atoms came along later, after stars formed and supernovas started exploding.
You mentioned supernovas exploding?
I’m the one that makes them explode.
Dun dun dun.
So, Mr. Dude-person-who-is-sometimes-called-GAPA-and-who-moderates-us, and Rosanne, how old do you think I am?
About as old as Tom Bombadil, sounds like.
is any one going to actuallly use ythis post for what it was made for?
wait, stupid question, oviosle not, this is museblog
anyway, drowning in choklit is really a waste of good choklit, if you feel the urge t do so, please give all your choklit to me for safe keeping until the urge leaves you.
(GAPA, pleas emake the font size on this line really., really, really, infintasably small)
there is a 100% caring fee on all choklit delivered for safe keeping
Emily is the same age as I am. Duh.
How old is Zallie?
They didn’t. Ah, well.
Of course we never use threads for what they are meant to be used for! That would be sacrilige!
Of course Zyviva was a heretic already, but we still love her, right? And we are not going to stone her, unless she becomes really stupid and starts insulting moneylenders and armed Romans, because if she did we’d know aliens had abducted her AGAIN, for the fourth time this year now.
Yes, I admit it, i cooked up an elaborate plot to fool you MG. I’m really 500.
My innocence is shattered. The real question, though, is why would she have cooked up this plot to fool me, before she even knew who I was? She’s been a blogger for a lot longer than I have. Ebeth, if you get time, AIM me.
Zallie is the same age as Rosanne.
I am three years old, but extremely precocious.
Extremely.
I am the age I say I am. No point in fibbing. I think we should have a Muser conference and take a tour of the offices somedayStill, I am so not losing sleep over this. I never let the worry -what’s the quote? Oh yes, like a worm i’ the bud feed upon my damask cheek.
I love having quotations I can pull like that.
Thank you, you’ve been very helpful.
A conference? Heck, I think we should have a convention. All the Musers available can gyre and gimble out of their hidy-holes and we can congregate in some city like Chicago or Boston, scaring the passersby. All in favor say aye!
Naughts and crosses,
Mer
Aye! Like the anime geek conventions minus the anime and plus the muserish stuff.
Maybe if Queen J. ever finishes the Muse-ical it could premier at the convention…
Pie for dessert three meals a day, and for snacks in between (not to mention athletic events).
Aye! I certainly agree with that! I vote Boston.
Can we invite She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Mr. Gonick, and Mr. Baker adult wise as well as the GAPA? Although SHMNBN has to protect her identity so she probably couldn’t come or would have to wear a mask. Woo, mysterious!
We could play pin the hair on the Koko!
And pin the pie on the Urania!
GMTA! Let’s invite everybody and eat choklit!
And pin the factoid over Bo’s head.
sorry guys, i’m to busy being a heritic to pay attention, who is she who must not be named? voldumort’s long lost daughter or something?
Sometimes we think so. She runs the magazine. Paul Baker calls her the Queen (or sometimes “Queene”) of the Muses.
Zyviva, YOU ARE A HERETIC WHO CAN’T SPELL!!!!
i am new (right?) because i have not posted for 4 WHOLE DAYS!
so… how do you make your text change color? (besides green)
i am new (right?) because i have not posted for 4 WHOLE DAYS!
so… how do you make your text change color? (besides green)
Sheesh, Zyv. I’m with Pheonix on this. I HATE it when people spell things wrong.
And we can stay up late, swapping manly stories and in the morning- I’m making WAFFLES!
i think i’ll shorten my name again, so you can see some of my post on the homepage. i’ll try to get my one musefriend on here, but i’m not exactly sure if she’s an internet person.
oops. double post
but answer my question anyway!
You don’t, I’m afraid. HTML commands for color get automatically stripped out of comments when you submit them for posting. You’ll have to be content with boldface, italics, smileys, and hearts.
♥
coo!
The Muse offices are no longer as cool as they used to be. (They moved.)
Coo-ee!
♥ ♥ ♥ ****
I have a notebook that says I [Liver drawing] WODEHOUSE. It’s my LA notebook. Good times, good times.
high times, HARD times, sometimes the living is sweet…
uh…maybe newcomers won’t appreciate being called pigs…just a suggestion.
phantom norker, do you know someone who works for muse?
how would the gapas get sent to the principal if they don”t go to skool?
oh yea peoples, i am as old as my toungue, and a little older than my teeth.
….
donh dunh donh dunnnnh!
Terry Pratchett calls…
Always in the back of my mind, I envisioned the Muse offices as having strange creatures swooping above those horrid little cubicles, Kokopelli posters tacked to walls, and pie delivery on a tab 25/7.
My favorite pie is apple with either vanilla ice cream or whipped cream.
Yummy. Randomness. O.O
That’s eerily close to the truth. Are you sure you’re not clairvoyant?
I like blackbottom pie, a cousin of chocolate cream pie. And peach, oh yes.
do they sell kokopelli posters? i don’t remember any kokopelli posters! is it only the staff that gets them? thats not fair! i want a kokopelli poster too! what about pwt? its not fair that pwt doesn’t have a poster! i bet pwt does have a poster but they haven’t put any up! that’s not fair! the staff isn’t supposed to favor muses! kokopelli is not cooler than pwt! they should put some pwt posters up too! they should take down all the kokopelli posters! they should burn the kokopelli posters! they should evict kokopellli and rename the comic “Pwt and Company” pwt totally pwns kokopelli! PWT PWNS KOKOPELLI! PWT PWNS KOKOPELLI! *is strangled by annoyed lurkers who are the only people on at this time i can tell because they aren’t posting which is a sure sign of their existance because lurkers-*
*yells at em* koko is so just as kool as pwt! and ye shouldn’t even dare think of /burning/ them!
Yes, I do know someone who works for Muse. Ask, actually, but they’re in the same office.
How come I’ve never seen the strange creatures or eaten the pies? The Koko bead cover was NOT computer-generated, by the way. I’ve seen it. It’s amazing. That’s the closest to a Kokopelli poster I’ve seen, unless you count “Meet Our Muses.”
we definitely need posters of all the muses! or even better – those cardboard life size thingies… although crraws would be kinda tiny, + bos would take up half of a small room…
the cricket magazine office?
Lucky you, norker.
Actually, Cricket has had separate offices in an Illinois town called Peru. They’re moving to Chicago soon, though.
oh.
thats sad. I wanted to make my text colorful.
Hello! i am new to this blogging thing, so here goes. I have been reading muse for about 3 years. i would say Koko is my favorate muse, allthough Aeiou is up their too. I don’t really know what else to say.
NO-BOD-E IZ ON RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi, cra-ztootsierool,
Welcome!
It is a little quiet now. It often gets that way at about this time of the day.
What’s new with you?
Jadestone, what kind of music do you listen to?
Don’t worry about that. We rarely say anything of consiquence. Just spout out whatever random words happen to be flying through you’re head, provided they’re not dirty words.
Right. No dirty words. Like…*looks around* *whispers* belgium *gasp* *claps hand to mouth*
*washes Ebeth’s mouth out with soap*
uhh.. im new here… could someone tell me how this works??!!
*whispers* foonting turlingdrome!!! *gasps*
We don’t issue a prize for the most gratuitous use of the word “Belgium” in a serious post. Though really, Ebeth baby, you would probably be the winning entrant in such a contest.
apparantly we say dirty words and wash each other’s mouths out with soap. *gives lizzie dirty look and spits soap bubble in her general direction*
lol jk. We only do that on saturday 11 in february between 1:00 and 1:30
say something random. Or you could say something with some significance somehow. Whatever you like.
Welcome, leftoversteak!
You seem to have the hang of it already. A good way to start is to read through a few of the threads and join into the discussion. Is there something you’d like to know about the other Musers?
hi all newcomers that have appeared in the last month or so. sorry im a little late on welcoming you, but there are far too many of you. why don’t some of you go away for a bit, so my extremely fragile state of mind can adjust to your unexpected onslaught.
all: *glare at em*
erm right. i was just kidding. anyway, my advice is to be yourself. if you think yourself isn’t quite enough, feel free to make up an amusing and loquacious internet personality.
if you really feel you must swear, say !@$$@$%! or crap. i have, however, seen people slip through worse things.
hey all you new ppl!!
if you like science, math, renaissance stuff, and pie, youve probably come to the right place.
hey, speaking of pie, anyone ever heard of TRANSPARANT pie?
… you say theres no such thing? well, there is cause i just found the recipe in a very old cookbook + my friend + i might try making it. it looks really good actually.
you know maybe we should try to keep the language civil here. this place has a good atmosphere + everything so lets not wreck it already.
just curse in elfin, D’ Arvit!
transparant pie??? tell THAT to koko!
Hi! Speaking of pie, weve got one in the oven right now. Yum. Music? hmm……i dont really listen to much music. Sometimes lotr or whatever my friends are listening to(as in me taking their CD players on the bus).
Jadestone, what kind of pie’s in the oven?
Emogrl, what is transparent pie made of? I’ve never heard of it. It sounds like it would be fun to eat (depending on what it tastes like).
Razzelberry. 34 minutes to go!
i just made cookies!!!! ( ya it’s not pie, but still…)
ok bye bye everyone its been fun… ill try to blog tomorrow to see if i can get the hang of it more…why does it always take so long for comments to be moderated???1!!
PIE IS OUT OF THE OVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YEAH okay it still has to cool but still……yum. it smells gooooooood.
Randomness And Yummy Pink Peach Jello With BLTs I Threw Your Mother Out The Window sorry my friend told me that and im board and oh hello more snow! yes its sticking though itll probably melt by tomarrow…
Hey! i just read that muse is coming to chicago? Great! i live near Chicago maybe when im old enough i can convince them to give me a job…… Probably not but i can dream cant i?
i forgot about d’arvit. thats gnommish actually.
no, cricket’s coming to chicago. i’m just confuzeled about muse, does it have its own offices? are they with some other offices? the website is cricketmag.com right? so the whole thing is called cricket magazine group, and publishes muse and cricket and ask and cicada and click but the publisher is carus publishing and in muse theres these adverts for other stuff they publish, right?
Muse shares a suite of offices in Chicago with Spider, Ladybug, Babybug, Click, and Ask. Cricket is moving there soon.
Carus also owns the Cobblestone magazine group, which publishes magazines used mainly in school classrooms. Cobblestone used to be an independent company. Its offices are in New Hampshire. (Confusingly, Carus also stores all its magazines in warehouses in New Hampshire and mails them from there.)
what part of chicago?
Cool. muse is in chicago. We (my school) uses muse sometimes too, and every now and then i bring in articles too.
Em (99),
The address on the magazine (see the fine print at the bottom of page 2) is 140 South Dearborn Street, Site 1450, Chicago, IL 60603.
cool we can stalk you guys now!!!
mwahahaha
Awsome! feild trip time! Well, as soon as i learn how to drive or convince a parent to take me there…
Hmm… another way to threaten them if our letters get thrown into the FMP…
BELGIUMBELGIUMBELGIUM!
*runs away from soap-wielding morality police*
Beam me up Scotty, no signs of inteligent life onTHIS planet.
so that place publishes all those mags xcept for Cicada? wha… ive been receiving cicada for a year + its really good, i take it to skool + read it during spare time. where is it published?
ok, ppl… so i went to the movies w/ my friend yesterday + we saw underworld evolution which is quite literally the bloodiest movie ive ever seen but vampires are cool…and then after watching all the gore we went to her house + decided to make a pie. we were gonna make transparant pie but alas she didnt have all the ing so we decided on lemon meringue. we made the meringue part + then immediately ate it, + then the real pie went in the fridge overnight. this morning we kind of split it for breakfast. it was really good but we never baked it so i was freaked out about getting sick for a while but i feel ok so i wont worry
I’m not sure about Cicada. I think it was published in Peru, Illinois, like Cricket. Maybe it’s moving to Chicago, too.
To add to the confusion, all the magazines are printed in Vermont.
But maybe this is more than you want to know…
recipe for transparant pie
*drum roll*
…
preheat oven to 450. youll need
pie shell, of course
let shell bake for 5 min, then take out + reduce heat to 375
cream 1/4 cup butter + 1 cup brown sugar. beat in 3 eggs, one @ a time. stir in 1/2 cup lite corn syrup or molasses, 1/2 tsp salt, a grating of nutmeg, + 1 tbsp lemon juice.
fill shell and bake for 40 minutes.
now when koko throws pies, the other muses really wont know what hit them
Thanks, Emogrl. That does sound yummy. Though it’s surprising that it’s transparent. I’d think the eggs would make it cloudy. But maybe something magical happens when it bakes and it all clears up. Things like that happen with pies.
ooh magic…
I’m definitely gonna make that. as soon as i can convince my parents to go shopping again and get stuffins. Although i think we have most of that hidden around somewhere…
does it taste yumminess? If it does, i might only throw a piece of it…
ha…never tried it actually…if someone else makes it, tell me how it turned out
pie shell?!!!!! *gasp* pie crust is easy to make.flour egg sugar. mix. knead. done.
It sounds yummy. But then again it is pie, so it probably will be.
Erm… Hellooo… I’m kinda making my first ever comment here… So… Without further ado…
My best friend forever is none other than The AHHH! I am sure you have heard of her, as she is the most insane person in the whole wide world.
She is the one who introduced me to Muse and Museblog, and she sold me a subscription for a school fund raiser… Because school is cool…
Anyways… I’m not insane (or I don’t think I am), but I am prone to shout things out randomly… And talk to myself…
Hi, 5up3rr. Welcome to MuseBlog! Any friend of The AHHH! is a friend of ours.
alright. lets see what this does. Shanto! Out! Now! You know very well who ye are!
Hello 5up3rr H3ff4lump454uru5! It’s nice to meet you. Any friend of The AHHH! is warmly welcomed into the bluish green arms of the musebloggers.
I’m going to try Emogrl’s recipe. I’m not very good at making pies. I usually stick to omelettes, fudge, and pasta-easy stuff. However, I do know some cooks who could help me with the pie-baking.
Hi! and dont worry. We all shout out random things. And talk to ourselves. And,if your like me, talk about ourselves in the 3rd person. And im not to sure about the others, but i am defenatly insane….Annnnnnnnnnnyway, glad your here! i myself am sort of new, but youll get used to this in no time.
hey 5up3rr H3ff4lump454uru5. Feel special, cuz that’s probably the only time i’ll write ur whole name out. Wow! That is a loooong name.
Insanity is pretty much the order of the day here. If you’re not insane now, you will be.
Insanity rocks. WOOHOO!!!! INSAAAAAAAANE!!!!!
Anyway, here is a pie in the face *smack* and some virtual choklit…
Yum… me is eating Choklit right now! Ask nicely and maybe em will give you a virtual fizzymeboppit. Were not quite sure what a fizzymeboppit is yet, but hey, why not?
H3ff4lump: … whoa, that name is definitely supercalafragoulously fantabulous! i love long unpronouncable incomprehensible words!
You know what they say: Heff a lump is better than none.
Depends…what exactly is the lump?
A lump of choklit? A lump of trash to be taken out? A lump of pencils (i need one of those lumps. i swear, those things just disappear like snap gone byebye. grrr.) A lump of a mysterious green glowing substance that will either kill you or make you a superhero?
I could go on all night…
Maybe i will…
SNOW DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WELCOME NEWCOMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi everyone!
Hi cookie. Are you new here? Im sorta new myself so i dont know everyone. Well, Welcome! Or is it “Welcome back?”
5 DAY WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAYYYEHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#126: I LUV UR SCREEN NAME!
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanaconeosis
That is the longest word in my vocabulary. It is the medicinal name for Black Lung Disease, which is a sickness that coalminers get when they breathe in too much coal dust. I like to shout this word out at random people and confuse them. It’s fun to confuse people.
Ah, but can you sing it? See the discussion on this ancient thread.
I can!
Pneumoooooonoultramicroscopiiiiiiiicsilllllllllllllicovvvvolllllllcanaconeosissssssssssss
I am singing it right now, only you people on the museblog can’t hear me. Just ask jadestone. She’s in the same room as me. In fact, she’s singing it too.
So true. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanaconeosis
See?
I just tried to post a comment and my screen said: Sorry, you can only post one message every 15 seconds. Slow down, cowboy. What’s up with that?
Emogrl: I have a five day weekend too! Yay! Do you happen to live in school district 118?
Amen! confusing people rocks!!!
lol
How come the GAPA’s can speak in the magical language of @#!!%? I thought only I knew that!
Tut tut. Does mom need to read this page?
Hey Robert, the link u posted in #131 doent work. And if its not a link, why is it green? Oh, and how do u do italics?
I mistyped it, but it should work now. It’s worth investigating if you’re a pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisophile.
Hi! I’m trying some of the HTML it says on the bottom of the page. Does this one do anything?
Hmm……….I wonder why (em) does the same thing as (i)? If, of course, you replace the parentheses with sideways v thingies.
And (strong) makes things bold just like (b) does.........These people are rather redundant aren't they? (No offense, people)Cool! My last comment was in a really weird font! Musers, I did that by putting (code) in front! (with instead of (), and no spaces)!Funfunfunfunfun!
GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im just parctacing so i dont embarese myself (again)
Awesome! It worked! But can i do two at once?YESSSSS!
MY IDEA!
that was every thing at once
Awesome, LOTR Fan! I like just green though. And please don’t tell any other musers how to do green, eh? I like to be the only one.
GOT IT!!!!!!!!
Hi, Jadestone.
I took your advice and deleted a bunch of the test messages. Testing is fun but it’s not interesting reading for the other Musers!
Yeah, thanks! Ive just been trying other combos and stuff. Delete away!(only the testing ones on that old site though, okay?
Bit late for that…besides, it’s on the bottom of the page anyway.
The green? Not the way i do it. Which one down there does green?
The first one.
Why, how do you do it?
WHA… HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING THAT?????????? COME ON I WONT TELL ANYONE ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*giggles maliciously*
VF: I DONT LIVE IN ILLINOIS, BUT I DO LIVE V-E-R-Y CLOSE
*smiles conspiringly, if thats a word, + whispers inaudibly to
oh yeah is anyone else participating in 3rd person day tomorrow?
(emogrl is!)
Jadestone is! Its today now!
How do I sign up?
Ha.
My name actually reads: Super Heffalumpasaurus if you replace the numbers with letters that look like the numbers…. It comes from a bunch of nicknames I recieved in my lifetime. (In case you were curious, the nicknames were Super, Heffalump, and Saurus… )
huh?
Violetfire agrees. Rosa, are you new? Welcome to the Blog!
Nice name. Superheffalumpsaurus. I picture a lumpy, cape-wearing brontosaurus that’s really friendly but unwittingly frightens Winnie the Pooh.
Hey! Don’t make fun of poor Pooh. He wouldn’t be so stupid if it weren’t for A. A. Milne. Make fun of him instead.
Wisconsin? Iowa? Michegan? California? (Violetfire not so good with geography.)
Hello. Due to rather considerable annoyance from my Muse friends, I have logged on to the Muse blog for the first and also final time. Now I can tell them that I came. I am going to be respectful and not mention LOTR. I hope you can be as well. Although I just want to send a virtual tongue-stick-out to “An LOTR Fan and an owner of cheese graders.”I would like to mention that the word “grader” when used to describe a cheese slicing instrument is spelled with a T: G-R-A-T-E-R.
Good-bye.
And because my name is an anagram, I can use it as my screenname. Ha ha.
Hi. You are probably going to come on again to read the replies to that post. I would like to say that I, for one, do not hate you. I also found the movies slightly confusing, but loved the books. Why do you say thats going to be your only post, anyway? You put up a second one after it, so it’s not.
Oh i see. You said you were only going to come on once, not post once. Well, that’s my mind, making up stuff without my consent. Why dont you want to come on the blog anyway? Is there somthing wrong with us? Huh?
oh, there you are. MP, you dont have to sign up.
Violetfire (#170),
I didn’t mean to make fun of Winnie the Pooh. He has my utmost respect.
It’s just that heffalumps do scare him.
hey, ya know in Eragon they spelled piled plied just so you know…
wow, why cant we use anagrams for our screen names? i guess were just not cool enough….. * very sarcastic sigh*
my name starts with the same letter as my screen name but it’s not an anagram…
Mine too!
I bet Milton, unlike us, has better things to do with his life than listen to a bunch of teenagers and/or preteens talk about random junk in the third person. And, he happens to be right about the cheese grater thing. I noticed that too. Only i was too polite too mention it.
is there a list of all the musebloggers names?
how do you make smiley faces?
Yeah. For a list of the Bloggers, go to the Who’s Here tab at the top of the homepage. And you make smileys by typing certain things. The easiest i a smiley like this.
That is a colon and a closing parentheses. Another is this one 
That is the word twisted with colons on either side. There is a link somewhere, but i cant remember it. why don’t you ask one of the GAPA’s?
And just for fun, I’m not gonna tell you how I made the text green. And please, other bloggers, don’t tell either.
I just remembered. The smiley link is in the fourth post of the Stupid Senseless Smiley Stories thread.
I’m gonna tell I’m gonna tell!!!!!!!!!!!! unless you give me all of your virtual choklit that is…
Whatever. Have it. And I’ll throw in a virtual lemon bar as well.
Here. You can have some of mine. But tell if you want. (sends kricket virtual Choklit)
Don’t tell. I changed my mind. from v
Hey! thats not from me!!! I hate you violetfire whyed u do that?!
sheesh, stop fighting already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and thanks for the choklit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and just so you know, i hate lemon bars…
How can you hate lemon bars? What? Excuse me! I’m sorry, but that isn’t going to work.
I totally agree, Queenie J. How could she hate lemon bars? Because you agree with me, I will send you some virtual lemon bars! And some virtual chocolate!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHOTGUN #11(or is it still 10?) My atempt at a birthday cake
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Bad, i know..
Whoops. Should look like this
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Grrr… Not working right. Oh well.
i’ve only been hear for a week or two, so im really confused, could someone please explain these topics
#1 name-chaning
#2 making only one part of a post green bold etc.
thanks
SPONTAINEOUS IDEA
can there be a thread for thread ideas?
To change ur name you just delete whatever’s in the “Name” section and type something else. Not that hard. Unless you have an account on wordpress, in which case you just wouldn’t be able to post stuff while logged on (Well you could, but under your login name)
If you want to end the green or bold or whatever you do the same as the beginning except add a slash before the command. Like bold would be (/b) at the end of the bit you want to change.
Bits of green bits of bold Bits of italics Bits of bold italics Bits of bold green Bits of italic green Bit of everything!!!
wheeeeeeeee!Once upon a pretty little time in a pretty little land far far away there was a pretty little unicorn who lived in a pretty little valley and liked to spend her pretty little time prancing prettily around and eating pretty little pieces of clover and alfalfa. Her name was Pretty Little Agnes.
This is the begining of the story my best friend wrote when we had to write a short story using our spelling words. And he’s a guy. Creepy, I know. Mine was about a whale named Boris. Unsuprisingly, the spelling words did not include pretty, little, or prance. And it gets worse. Apparently Pretty Little Agnes faces a pretty little problem and ends up being even prettier and littler and prancier. Sickening.
laugh out loud!
I know! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I even put it all in caps to show how loud it was.
I am crying. That is hailarious!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
Pretty little agnes LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
Edit of PLA:
Once there was a unicorn named Agnes. She was a drip, a wet and a weed. Agnes was only her last name, her full name being Pretty Little Agnes, which is a stupid name for anyone, let alone a unicorn who is too stupid to realize she has a stupid name. Pretty Little Agnes, then. I know. Weird name, but somebody’s gotta have it. Even a drip, a wet, and a weed like Agnes. However, the valley in which she lived (she lived in a valley-did I mention it?) was so full of drips it was practically a leaky pipe, and so full of wets it was practically a lake, and so full of weeds it was like Colomb-I mean, an abandoned garden. Speaking of which, there was nothing Agnes liked better than being a drip, a wet, a weed, and going through gardens picking up flowers and spearing innocent slugs, rabbits, and mongeese with her horn. One day she accidentally went into a poison ivy garden and died a horrible death from ivy scratches.
THE END
(for Agnes, at least. Hurrah!)
It doesn’t have the same horrible weirdness about it if you say it like that. Its like Vogen poetry. It has to be sickening or else it doesn’t wound right.
Sorry. I meant sound right. But I guess that works too.
hehe *giggles psychotically* ITS 1:30 IN THE MORNING, IVE HAD 2 CUPS OF HOT CHOKLIT, + ITS TIME TO BLOG!
now, what to say… i dont know.
in case any of you peeps were wondering, I am actually not new to the blog, but I am actually KitKat. The Kitten that was once KitKat has grown up to be, TigerLotus and
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oh, uh, erm, oh yes, in case any of you peeps were wondering….
okay, I can go on I guess, I am actually
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hrm? *gulp*
Heh, uh, hi, um, in case and of you peeps were…..wondering….i am new to the blog
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*gasp* well, I guess, I can say
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nooo!!!! It’s deja vu!!!!
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nooo!!!! It’s deja vu!!!!
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nooo!!!! It’s deja vu!!!!
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nooo!!!! It’s deja vu!!!!
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nooo!!!! It’s deja vu!!!!
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nooo!!!! It’s deja vu!!!!
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nooo!!!! It’s deja vu!!!!
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nooo!!!! It’s deja vu!!!!
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nooo!!!! It’s deja vu!!!!
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nooo!!!! It’s deja vu!!!!
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nooo!!!! It’s deja vu!!!!
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nooo!!!! It’s deja vu!!!!
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nooo!!!! It’s deja vu!!!!
are you deja vu’d out?
Uhh……..yeah.
thank you Violetfire for you input….
and the others?