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Hey, what happened to all the posts?
The name’s changed back too! GAPA? Is the world ending? AAAAH! FLEEEEEE FOR YOUR MISERABLE LITTLE LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
were there ever any?
sorry i have not payed attention to this thread since it’s very beginning
So its abondon all hape again? Cool.
ABONDON ALL HOOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE ye hath been forewarned
Whats this thread for? I never read the last on abandon all hope…
hope abandoned
Do they think this will stop a newbie flood, or have the GAPA’s just aquired a wicked sense of humor?
[“Just acquired”?! Surely you jest. –Admin.]
It’s for people who are optomistic. Just ask a question, and hopefully, you’ll get an answer. NO, you’ll Probably get an answer
Yes, hope is abandoned… but I think this is a different thread…
Gradster1
Aha!!!! There was another Abandone all hope Heya Newbies.
Aha!!!
Aren’t I flamablamablous.
Gradster1
ack!!!!!!!!!!!! what happened to all the posts? lol i’m not that dumb
i doubt the flood of newbies will stop given that the last edition to one to come here (the fan page) twice
why is iit called abandon all hope? (You’ll scare away the newbies)
I like the title. I’m a cynic. And besides, theoretically, all authority is corrupt. So there you have it. You can’t have everything. Or anything. That could apply to just me.
Scary thort.
And you want new people?
you’d better want new people, bec. i happen to be one and i plan to stay here!
Wait so am i
I don’t think the title will scare away real Musers. Draw ’em in like a magnet, more like it.
Yesw, us musers are (a)brave(/a) and corageous!!!!! We will want to destroy any evil that lingers in the blog, but when we reallize it’s harmless, we’ll already be hooked
You need to ues greater than and less than sign, >
Oh. I knew that, once, but somehow I forgot.
hello… I want to post something here but I have nothing to contribute… dont you hate that?
Yes………..i have nothing to say either………
The most important thing you should know about the Museblog is that sanity has no place here. Neither does wishy-washiness. And first posts are not as important as 42nd posts. And Darth Yodese is hard to understand, and the GAPA is the ZArkleseizure, and HG2G rocks supremely.
in the words of r. d. lang: “Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world”
Ok. Got that. No wishy washiness. No sanity.
Well, the sanity part should be easy.
GAPA –
good point………..good idea
I liked it in So long and thanks for all the fish when that quy make his house inside out and the inside was called the “Outside of the Asylum” and if you went out you were “Inside the Asylum”. And the whole toothpick thing.
i picked up a HG2G book and i’m reading the rest. awesome!
also READ DANIEL PINKWATER IF YOU HAVN’T YET! it’s more funny than HG2G (in my opinion)
I finished the Hitchhiker series up to the end. Did they die at the endor what?
i love daniel pinkwater!!!
Yes!! Daniel Pinkwater is great!! I agree!!
Random question for GAPAs: Do you have any idea where I could the Nigel Molesworth books besides from Amazon UK for about 10000 quid? ^_^;
[Hm… Alibris? Ebay? Maybe Rosanne has some ideas. –Robert]
You want a Borders store. I know, I know. Nigel Molesworth is the ZArkleseizure. You want to go into a Borders store, sweetly explain to an employee what you want, then don’t give up until you get it. I have a battered Complete Collection of all 5 books, with original drawings by Ronald Searle, from Borders.
Jadestone, see the DA thread. But I will tell you that in the radio series the final episode wraps up unbelievably well, with Trillian, Zaphod, Random, Tricia McMillan, Arthur, and Ford Prefect at Milliways getting their car parked by Marvin and served by Fenchurch, with some Lentillas at the next table. So it’s all good. Do they die? Do they not die? We don’t know. I do know, however, that I like Daniel Pinkwater.
Lyra (34),
Poking around a little on Alibris, Abebooks, and Bookfinder, I found many copies of Molesworth books in the $10-to-$20 range. They included How to Be Topp, Down with Skool, Back in the Jugg Agane, Whizz for Atoms, and The Compleet Molesworth. Search for author = Willans. (The books are by Geoffrey Willans and Ronald Searle.) Good luck!
Yay, Daniel Pinkwater! My favorite is Borgal or maybe Alan Mendelssohn, Boy from Mars– what’s yours?
I think the Trillian-Arthur bit in the movie was way overdone. I mean, Fenchurch is Arthur’s OTP, not Trillian, even though he thinks so at first.
i like all of em. the snarkot boys are good.the only ones that are slightly below par are the henrietta books.
I didnt like the Trillian in the movie one bit. She was an irrtiating, self interested character, and way to quirky. Plus, she wasnt British. And she doesnt belong with arthur. But oh well, i will not rant (oh wait… too late).
To 35&36: I bestow the blessing of the Great Muffin upon you. -bows-
(To 40)
NO NOT AGAIN NO MORE RANTING PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap*
Oh sorry I had to give up theropy and now my voice inside of my head is… What I wasnt supposed to tell them? Please don’t hurt me!!!!! *slap* All better now. What taking over my head! No nooooooooooooo
i just had too much soy Ice Cream.
haha ötzi!!! soy ice cream is so you…and so good. to day ther were little green men sitting on my shoulders. hmmmm am i sane, maybe not
nighty night maybe
I agree, Skipper Nancy Blackett. She definately should have been British.
hotstuff trinity is, to warn you all, cordially insane. She has managed to steal a laptop from a small school and is writing from an insane asylum. Do not listen to her.
i did NOT steal that laptop! that was a crazy stealing dude. he almost got caught by the janitor and the keys don’t work after hours. About the insane asylum though… i mean if you think my bedroom is a loony bin (which I do), than yeah. why woulld i need a school laptop. seriously. i’m alot more luvable than ötzi says i am…c’mon ötzi, you know you want me to hug you. Or maybe i’ll get someone
else to hug you. i’m only slightly insane
QUIT CALLING ME öTZI!!!!!!!
hello newbies!!! are there any? sry i’ve been gone a while.
A word of advice to all newbies: doom…doom…DOOM…doom…DOOM! You’re all DOOMED!
Just a friendly reminder from your local Lyra. And yeah, I’m just kidding. Hi newbies. (Assuming there ARE any.) -gives muffins- _>
Ello all. Prepare to be stalked. Mwahahahahaha…oh hello GAPA, didn’t see you there. Heh. I’ll just be…erm, running along then. *nervous giggle*
Newbies, be very, very happy that the GAPA are here or we would stalk you to..erm…wherever it is that you live?
*stalkstalk*
I love stalking!!! Ebeth and I stalk each other all the time on AIM.
*helps Ebeth stalk*
perhaps you should change your name to ebeth the stalker?
You know, that’s an idea.
i was going to say somthing, but i forgot it.
or you just took care of everything you needed to say in the “name” box.
Psychotic. And Ebeth definately isn’t changing to Ebeth the Stalker, because then when she stops stalking, we’ll have to call her Ebeth the Former But Recently Rehabilitated Stalker, which is so not better than Ebeth the Former But Recently Rehabilitated Lurker. Or Monkey Ebeth.
I just Googled Violetfire, and it said that Violetfire Studios is a jewelry company. And that there are several other people called Violetfire on some random places, including MySpace. Oh, the horror! My name shall be tainted forever! There was also a Sims link, though I don’t know why.
Excuse me, GAPA, but i beleve that dream-rabbit on the whos here page was VF. dont have any alter-egos……or maybe i do…could i possibly have one and not know about it? *thinks to self* Definatly. But i probably dont. Ooooohheres random parts of my day.
Me- (to my friend) L! You wrote 5 pages in The Journel of Random Thoughts!(a journel we share and write notes to each other in, aka JORT or Jorty if we feel like it) Thats to much!
L- is not.
J.B.-(my other friend) Is so!
Me- *not paying attention anymore*. If the moon really were made of cheese would it mold?
L- Contomplates the secret of the universe(way different from thesecret of life, the universe, and everything). Decides that itis not,in fact, a necterine. It is a peach.*
*Bell rings. Go to various classes untill 6th hour(science)
Me- (In JORT) “Hi guys. Im bored. I liked yesterdays lab(All i will say is that it involved cookies and Cool-whip.) though my stomach did start feeling a little weird. *Eric, the boy who sits next to me, draws a circlein pink pen on m note. I lable it “Eric’s mark in pink pen”. He asks me what i wrote under the circle. I tell him. He asks me a strange question. I tell him “42.” (Eric) Huh? (me) Yes, Eric. 42. (him) 42 what? (me) No, just 42. 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. (I write random thoughts in Jorty untill Eric gets bored and decides to bother me again). He has drawn stuff on the baks of his knuckles. He asks me what he hs drawn I tellhimthey are little X’s. He says, no, there lower-case T’s you idiot. (Eric starts reading my note) I write “Eric is reading my note to you guys. Go away, Eric.” He stops. (write more random thoughts. Wonder why Eric is writing in pink gliter gel-pen when he has a pencil on his desk.) Eric tells me that i have writen a very long note. Demands that i include he said that. I tell him that the only person other than my friends who is aloud to read the journel is Darrien (thats only because he is all enough to read over our shoulders without really trying,
so we gave up caring weather he saw what we wrote or not long ago), and that he shuld go away.
Thats only about 20 minutes into class, but mom says i have to get off now. Oh well.
Wow that was rather long. And i am amazed that i havent been yelled at again to get off. Wow.
Hey, when is the next generation on the muse blog? I’m generation 5, the last one, but I can’t wait till there’s a six, so I don’t feel so new.
No newbies have been posting here. well, not REAL newbies when this is their 1st posting.
I guess that is kinda a good thing, since if this blog got too big, it would not be as fun. Too many people makes it too confusing.
moo
i suppose im the last generation, too…
What do you mean by “generation”????
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
thanks for making a new thread!
i have chorus practice soon. and i am attempting to do my lab report. which isn’t easy, because microsoft word set its dictionary to spanish…again. i hate microsoft.
Lets burn it!!! Microsoft, that is. Although I don’t know how nothing, for Microsoft might as well be nothing, will burn.
My Microsoft Word program is great! Haha! And have you considered that it isn’t the computer changing the dictionary to Spanish, but perhaps another person? Possibly a pesky LB?
I like microsoft word, except I hate it when the dictionary always says you spelled something wrong, like a name or something
trust me, my computer is d00med. my LS thought it fun to set the dictionario to espanol but no matter how many times i reset it to ingles, it keeps going back. grr.
It was really funny. I was taking a math test on the computor, for some district thingymabobber. The person sitting next to me had on the magnifier program, where at the top of the screen, everything was magnified. So I went there too, just for fun. ANd then there was this control that said something about colors, and a check box to turn it on. I did, and so did the kid next to me. And everything went from regular colors to green, black, and white, and it looked like it came from HG2G. And then the teacher noticed, and told us to turn it off. So I unchecked the box, and…It stayed the same. Same wiht the other kid. And now our teacher was saying that if we didn’t fix it, we were going to get lunch detentions. It went like this.
Teacher: I’ll count to ten, and you better be off, or it’s lunch detention for you!”
Me: But I’m unclicking the box, and no–
Teacher: Okay, lunch detention for you
Me: but you didn’t count to ten!
Teacher: Oh well
In the end, I didn’t get luch detention, but I did have to switch computors, and I lost something in the relationship we had. I always seem to get in trouble now, which makes her dislike me even more.
$$$$$
I like symbols.
!@#$%^&*()^*/?/.>,
symbols are fun!!!
This is supposed to be a help blog, but so far nobodies really needed help. So, here’s the first Q (I think): what does xD mean. Is it supposed to be a smilly face or something?
Big smile and squinty eyes, I think.
76 – yep, GAPA’s right, as usual.
I like symbols too!!@#$%^&*()_-+=?/>.
i like the really snazzy smileys
^_^
@_@
*_*
(i cant do the ones with the tags…)
o_O
~_~
T_T
(but these are still funnnn)
(and of course)
=^.^=
smilies!!!!
>
NOOOO!!! I made a wonderful fishie and it disappeared!
I know i have to abandonall hope, but about cheese? i have a strange obbsesion for cheese
⎛ ⎞
⎜˚¤˚ ⎟
⎠Ο âŽ
|||||^|||||⇓⇓⇓ ☞
⇓|||||
⇓|||||
⇓|||||
☟~‡~
|☒| |☒|
|☒| |☒|
|☒| |☒|
⧠â§
Dnag, spacing kinda messed it up. Let’s try this. By the way, it’s a person.
⎛ ⎞
⎜˚¤˚ ⎟
⎠Ο âŽ
|||||^|||||⇓⇓⇓ ☞
⇓| | | | |
⇓| | | | |
⇓| | | | |
☟ ~ ‡ ~
|☒| |☒|
|☒| |☒|
|☒| |☒|
⧠â§
ARRRGGG. Last try.
⎛****⎞
⎜˚¤˚ ⎟
⎠Ο âŽ
⇓|||||^|||||⇓⇓⇓ ☞
⇓| | | | |
⇓| | | | |
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☟ ~ ‡ ~
***|☒| |☒|
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***|☒| |☒|
***â§** â§
Ignore the stars. I think this will work.
One two many stars on the legs. Oh well. It’s really close.
Moo.
Moo at you too.
Moo to everybody!
moo to everything!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Let’s all have a group MOO!! Ready, set, MOO!!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
moo?
MOOOOOOOO
YAY!!!!!
*_*
Mooooo.
*****************head**
*****************head**
***/cowcowcowcow*
**/cowcowcowcow**
*/*****l***********l******
******e**********e******
******g**********g******
***^***
***|***
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A really bad cow!!!
Moooo moo moo moo moooooo
Moooo moo moo moo
Moo moo moo mooo mooooo
Moooooo moo moo moo moooooo
Moooo moo moo moo
Moo moo moo mooo moooooooooo
(Sometimes in our lives
We all have pain
We all have sorrow
But if we are wise
We know that theres
Allways tomarrow…)
Thats because our musik teacher in 5th grade looked remotly like a cow…
BAAAAAAA
I don’t know if that’s a record or something, but there are 10 posts, now 11, with moooooooo in them.
MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
burp
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man anything more than a fish, and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick him and steal it.
My science teacher went to some convention somewhere last year and got to stick her hand into a cow’s stomach…the cow had a surgical hole put in it so people could research it. I feel bad for the cow
When I had that music teacher, we sang Lean on Me, and in the beginning, when we had to go “Oooh, oooh, oooooohh” my friends and I sang “Moo, mooo, mooooooo.” We really thought that was what she said. Plus Jadestone told me about that bit up in post 97.
we have a song called, “stand by me” where the altos sing “ooooo” for the majority of it. i must try moo-ing.
anyone else an alto? because the sopranos seem to outnumber all the other voice parts combined at my school….
Who the heck is Chuck Norris?
its weird, b/c when i started choir 2 years ago, i was a 2nd alto. then i was a 2nd soprano for a year + a half, + now im a first soprano. guess i hav a wide range or something
105- like some ultra-rad movie star who roundhouse kicks everyone. no one important. *gets roundhouse kicked*
106- wow. that’s crazy. all the altos do the same basic part. we have, like, three tenors and about ten bases. and like fifty sopranos. it’s insane.
can everybody please stop saying moo? it’s disrespectful to her memory.
Yeah, I am in a choir outside of school and we’re singing “stand by me”. I’m 2nd soprano/alto there, and in my school I’m 1st soprano…..
Um… im not sure why i said that. you should probably just ignore it.
who’s memory?
i’m losing mine.
Mooooo
Ebeth you are needed on the Katreh thread!!!
109- our choir director wouldn’t let my friend and me do the bass part. it’s so cool though…boom chkh boom…etc. i love it!
We also sang a song called “Amani” and the bass/alto part sang “Gashoonga” for almost the entire song. It was so much fun!
so hav any choir ppl here had to sing the hallelujah chorus (handel)? we hav to do that every year @ the holiday concert. all the choirs hav to fit on stage to sing it, + were always so loud that my ears pop- + they also pop when we listen to the recording of the concert the next day! yeah, guess were pretty loud…
the 1st soprano part can be fun; in some of the more serious songs we sound like some eerie chorus from a scary movie-which i think is cool
i love when we sound like a horror picture soundtrack! but usually i’m going “doom doom doom froom froom froom” while the sopranos get to make the cool noises…yay freakish latin musicks!
Moo’s.
what the deus is the Katreh thread?
Don’t ask.
Quire thread needed, pronto.
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
oh there’s this Chuck Norris joke that’s going around the 7th grade Opal Team, and this kid is pretending to be Chuck Norris and the sad thing is that they’ve got it screwed up!!! i won’t even bother to tell you what they’re doing… it’s really annoying because at first everyone’s like who’s Chuck Norris? and then they find out and go bananas because the kid is doing it wrong!!! of course his idiot friend says that he’s doing it fine but it’s so freakin’ annoying!!!!!!!!! okay done ranting now…
where in time is carmen sandiego? stop her crime and solve this mystery!
i don’t know the rest of it, though….
We sang the halelujah chorus last year
brace yourselves ppls. youre about to see an incredibly strange question:
who the deus is chuck norris???!!!
i mean, ive heard the name everywhere, but could you just help out someone who lives under a rock here?
huh?
Hey, emogrl, (125) you’re not the only one who doesn’t know who Chuck Norris is. I’ve got no clue either.
So, would somebody who knows clue us poor, sheltered, people in?
Gaaah! It’s back to KitKat, I think. TigerLotus was too….well I don’t really know, but it doesn’t suit me.
104-Bit off subject, but I am an alto. And altos TOTALLY rock. Noticed the annoying popular kids get soprano? BECAUSE THEY CAN’T FIGURE ALTO OUT! So, ha.
First post ever! Wonder if I can get it framed….
Hi, Veralidaine! Welcome! I’m guessing the name is from Tamora Pierce’s Wildmage series?
#129: hi! cool screen name!
Hallo Veralidaine. Velcam to zee muze bllog.
Yo. Veralidaine!
I hate taht word. So I will ad it to another.
YO YO. Yay, now it doesn’t sound fake. I don’t know why, but Yo sounds fake and cheesy for a greeting. I like HI, or Hey much more.
129- hello, veralidaine! yeah, we altos do pwn. over half of the sopranos at my school are blondeswithtoomuchschoolspiritandtoolittleclothing but the rest can sing pretty well…our part is cool, though, because it isn’t the main melody, and you need to block out the rest…
Hi Veralidaine!
I sing alto in one choir, and soprano in another. Alto is way better!
I would just like to know… How do they know my birth date?!?!?! It’s impossible! Unless it’s in the registration stuff…
GAPA’s, please tell me.
Gradster(1)
You told everybody on Montgomery_Gurl’s “Happy Birthday” thread.
*ahem* as a self-respecting soprano, I am vaguely offended. Sort of.
Actually, most of the popular girls at my school can’t sing a note (although they think, naturally, that they are heaven’s gift to music).
I am one of the only sopranos in the whole school, which is why I sing in that range more than alto, which I can also manage. I am not blond, blue-eyed, or anything and I wear loose, liberaly-distributed clothing. Down with soprano stereotypes!
hey, what is w/ ppl making fun of sopranos, huh? true, the majority of us are barbies who could relly improve vocal-wise, but my friends + i in the S1 section are all …um…very unique individuals…who try our best to make choir more exciting (aka doing the gospel dance + trying to get others to join in). yeah. something like that. + i also used to be an alto, + yeah, altos can relly rock out
Thanks for the heys: 130: yea, i’m a pierce freak.
A bunch of my way cool friends are sopranos, so I see your side emogrl! But you did agree with the Barbie comment, so I will become satisfied that I made my point.
Yay!
Since when has this blog been activated, becuse I know it wasn’t here when I joined, and that was in, I don’t know, February!?!
Veralidaine- Oooh I love Tamora Pierce. Wots your favorate book/series by her? I like the Alana books myself.
yeah i have a few friends who are sopranos. they are cool. but the rest are barbies or seniors or bothe. *sigh*
138- i’m blonde-haired and blue-eyed….but wear layers of clothing
i’m too lazy to dye my hair, though, because that would mean i’d need to get my roots done too often…
im blue haired + blond eyed.
well, for all u ppls know, i could be
Down with all stereotypes!
bleah. i especially hate the sterrotype of teenagers as being generally recalcitrant, “immoral,” lazy, and stupid.
our theology teacher was ranting about that today…
I’m red-haired, green-eyed, etc…
142: I like the Daine books, but the Trickster books are really good! I
just finished them.
ooh i like pierce too! i’ve read all her books.
im new here also.
Greetings, book_addict, or Beware the Blueberry Muffins, or whatever you prefer to call yourself. Welcome to our cozy blog!
thats funny, because i like all of them but the daine books.
hello, B_A!
a band on all hope!!! jk. (I’m know my grammer, if you just happen to be a language teacher).
I live inside a blueberry muffin. Well I used to, until we moved to the chocolate chip bagel. Oh vell. At least the bagel has more room…it doesn’t have a ipod outlet yet, though…OHMYGOSH!!! I THINK I JUST ATE MY HOUSE!!!!!
*yells and screams and runs around helplessly in confused circles, then plunges into the sea*
Random people: Why can’t she just be normal?
well i live in a choklit croissant. but it doesn’t have an ipod outlet. which is just as well cuz i dont have an ipod.
Ebeth: Because she’s a muser.
I love choklit chip muffins btw. Just in case anybody cares.
Welcome to all newbies! Hello hello! Eat your SPAMABIX!!!!! SPAMABIX! SPAMABIX! SPAMABIX!!! WHEEEEE!!!!!!!!
*ahem*
Right. Don’t run with scissors, don’t eat things off the floor, don’t talk to strangers, don’t…hang on. Nvm. talk to strangers. At least froody ones like us. Don’t eat too much cheese, and don’t turn yourself into a zombie, it’s quite painful. Oh and remeber to eat your spamabix. Which, btw, is spam-flavored Weetabix. Google it. (weetabix, not spamabix. Spamabix, alas, is not wide-spread. You can help change this!!! SPAMABIX!!!!!! WOOHOOO!!!!!!!)
And abandon all hope respecting the little remaining shreds of your sanity. Give it one last kiss goodbye, and throw it out the window. It won’t last long anyway.
153- normal is only relative. as are moste things…
155- …such as sanity. social abnormalities are turned into “diseases” all too often. psychology is so interesting. except that i found i have most of the symptoms of several personality disorders. i shall refrain from listing them.
*other MBs: *back away sloooowly**
veralidaine, kitty hates tamora pierce, but your name is seriously neat!!!!! Welcome, welcome, welcome!!!! :)!:)!:)!:)!:)!:)
I never really knew how to pronounce it. I used to call her Diane, but that’s not right because in her name, Daine, the a and i are switched around.
tamora pierce isn’t my favorite author but she’s good. if you want really good books read Diana Wynne Jones. i love all her books! they are truly gr8.
158 i pronounce Daine, like Dane, but Daine. i guess it could be like Dayeen, but thats not how i said it.
I tried Dayeen once, it was kinda hard. I say her full name : Ver-a-LID-e-in. Though I know that’s not right either.
I ♥ Diana Wynne Jones! Especially the Chrestomanci ones.
yeah i loved the chrestomanci ones! i liked the first one best. another good book is Elantris by Brandon Sanderson. i have a huge list of books i’ve read incase you need any help picking out a book…
(i say Ver-ah-li-dain )
HI!!!
Yea, happy news:
Our team won the Georgia Regional Botball Tournament.
Yay.
um… hi?
hello.
hey GAPA, the year is 1993, and the colour is green… just so you know.
HI!!
HI!! AGAIN!!
hi…
170: Mel, I think we all know that you were formerly frankenfaerie, so why don’t you take away that part? It looks prettier without.
ABANDON ALL HOPE. Pirates, ye be warned.
oh, yeah…sorry, i got lazy
there… looks better
Thanks! You are now officially Of The Order Of The Pretty.
162: that’s how i say it, too.
uh, what’s a melpomene?
Anyone know anything about the Celts??? please post it here cause i need info to do a report
i have lost my tail….ahhhhhhhh
melpomene was one of the original greek muses. the muse of tragedy, to be exact.
drizzt, there’s a homework help thread….do you mean ancient or modern celts?
For those who are wondering, “Melpomene” rhymes with “hominy,” as in grits. It’s one of those lovely non-silent-e names, like Hermione.
Musers can find out more about the original Muses on the Fan Page’s Muse FAQs and even more on its Links Page.
Hello all. I dont know what to do. Thank you, sweet melpomene, for saying hi back to me.
die newbies die die die
you are welcome
is there some reason i cant post on the april foolery thread?
is there also a reason theres no picture?
before it wasnt coming up, and the picture of the april mag isnt there also.
je ne sais pas.
thers a pictuer now.. but it dissapeared for awhile.
HI!! Yeah, the picture wasn’t there, but now we have a new April thread anyway!
don’t kill the newbies!
lol
hello to anybody who might’ve come since my last post on here… *tosses pie randomly into air in hopes of hitting somebody*
Is the “n” silent too?
YESsss! Officially no longer a newbie as of… sometime recently. I think I came here on the 5th of March. Or maybe the 7th. Whatever. My original name was Trillian of Rhodes, but I didnt much like that. Im not so sure about my name now either but I wont change it now that everyone me by it.
ermmm…Y4THPB, arent sort of a newbie? I guess not, you’ve been posting for a while now. Hmm. Sorry if got that wrong.
Wow. Your up early, NELC.
Well actually I was up late, not early. I posted that at 12:10 my time just before I went to bed.
Aaahhh……
i guess the GAPAs where asleep cuz it took them an hour to moderate your comment..
Also, people live in DIFFERENT TIME ZONES…….Museblog is not in my time zone, right now it is 7:30 where I live (EST)
I only say this 9 times a day
as of the 6th de abril i am(was) not a newbie
Yeah, Museblog is not in my timezone either. Even if my post gets moderated right away it still says I posted it about an hour later than I really did. Like right now for me it’s 5:10
Ah, make that two hours later.
For me right now it is 9:20, 1 hour later.
For me it’s 10:02, so ha ha to all of you in different time zones!
What time zone is the museblog in?
it’s 1030AM where i am…..
and that’s EST
I’m in EST too!!!!!
Yay! So many Newbies! Hi to all of them!!!
We’re in whatever time zone I’m in… which i think is Central.
Today is Education and Sharing day!!!!!!!
I wonder why they have education day on a Sunday…most people don’t go to school!
Funny. Usually the last thing I think about on a Sunday is school. Though education comes like third.
HI!!!
The stupid WordPress. They say i’ve already said this. Well, of course I’ve already said it! It’s like the most important thing a person can say! There, take that, WordPress!
HI!!!!
HI!!!!!
HI VF.
I have one thing to say:
procrastination pwns.
Ummmmmm…..hello. Newbie here….. looks kinda scary….
HELLO! WELCOMEEEE!
gapas, you really need to update the “Who’s Here” list…
quite
Hey Ven. Not really scary. Really. We’re NOT creepy deranged stalkers that will hunt you down and kill you in your sleep. RIGHT GUYS?????
lol jk
Quite honestly, sanity frightens me more than insanity. Insanity i can deal with, sanity is just a whole other world. Tis the Unknown. *shudder*
MONTGOMERYGURLS A STALKER.
BE VERY AFRAID
No, just kidding. We’re all very nice…(Actually, I WAS a newbie until yesterday – my 1 month anniversary at MUSEBLOG!!! YAY!)
wheeeeeeee
HI!!! WELCOME VEN! I’M VIOLETFIRE, A SHORT, BROWN-HAIRED GLASSES-WEARING INSANEE. WHAT ARE YOU? ARE YOU A GIRL LIKE I THINK YOU ARE? IF SO, ARE YOU SHORT, DO YOU HAVE BROWN HAIR AND WEAR GLASSES/BRACES?
I normally don’t speak in capitals, but I’m hyper.
HELLO VIOLETFIRE!! I AM A GIRL, BUT I AM MEDIUM HEIGHT, WITH WHEATY-GOLDEN-BROWN HAIR, AND CONTACTS! !
So maybe about 3/4 right, and I don’t usually talk in capitals either, and I am hyper too, which is weird, because it is late.
Hallo Ven!
I was also a newbie until quite recently. Don’t worry; once you get in to it you dont even notice that everything’s completely mad.
You don’t notice that everything’s completely mad because you turn mad yourself!!!!
my point exactly.
HELLO,PEOPLE!!!!! I AM AN 11 YEAR OLD GIRL THAT HAS NO GLASSES OR BRACES AND BLOND-BROWN HAIR!!!!!!! I USD TO BE THE 2ND SHORTEST IN THE CLASS, BUT NOW THAT WEENIE 4TH GRADERS ARE IN THE CLASS, I’VE BEEN PROMOTED!!!!!!!!! I AM NOT A FAN OF TAIWANESE HIPPOPOTAMUSES, BUT OF SOMEONE THAT LIKES HIPPOS AND IS FROM TAIWAN, WHOSE NAME I WILL NOT SAY!!!!!!!!!
Hippopota-muses? What sort of Muses are they?
Her friend, Tara likes hippos and is from Taiwan
220: Aah. Well, most of the other girls on here are short with brown hair and glasses and/or braces. Just wondered how you fit.
I DON’T HAVE GLASSES OR BRACES AND IM NOT SHORT AND I HAVE BLONDE HAIR. just setting that straight….
oh, right, HI VEN!!!
did you notice on the calander that sunday is at the end of the week and not the beggining? just thought that was coool…..
I never believed adults who told me that Sunday was the first day of the week, and now I’m finally in a position to do something about it.
right. sunday was supposed to be the seventh day, not the first. but i just wanted to point that out cuz im wierd and notice odd stuff like that.
am i the only peron awake? well i guess its a weekend…. but its my sisters birthday so i had to get up. but that was 2 hours ago it’s 9:00 now…
I think the word “weird,” and particularly the phrase “I’m weird,” loses all meaning here on MuseBlog.
right… lol. well “i am a museblogger so i notice odd stuff like that”. Better?
I have braces and red hair…
I am 3 feet tall and have blue-ish orange hair, with clear highlights. I have two inch thick glasses and titanium braces.
That’s the honest truth, honestly.
237-That reminds me of a quote…
“Me, I’m dishonest. And you can allways trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you’ve got to look out for because you never know when the’re going to do somthing really stupid.”
-Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribean
I have thirty seven pet tenrecs. I don’t keep them in cages; they just rome my house frealy. I also have a crested basketfish name Squeegy. In my spare time, I collect leaves shaped like the profiles of celebreties.
I have madagascar hissing cockroaches
I had those in my pre-school class. All the other classes had cute furry things like rabbits and gerbils and guinea pigs and we had hissing cockroaches.
They’re really cool!
SNB: sweet! i ♥ tenrecs!
my this thread is getting old
i ♥ this thread
240- they’re quite snazzy!
this thread is loong…
is there a specific time when you’re not a newbie any more? or is it just when you fell like it.
I think it’s a month…
yeah, a month!
Cedar—Quit with the caps lock for heaven’s sake! You’re giving us all headaches! You have a NAME above your posts. So—QUIT WITH THE STUPID CAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
emogrl (243). Ahh. That was actually a lie. I was lying. Going on a lier streak, if you will. I dont really have 37 pet tenrecs. But it would have been cool. Maybe. Well, probably not. But one pet tenrec might have been nice.
Erm. Sorry about that…. it was late at night and I had just eaten a lot of choklit.
CHOKLIT!!!!!!
amazing what it can do to you…..
actually, a lot of it just makes me sick
yay, choklit!
i THINK THE FLOOD OF NEWBIES HAS STOPPED. its time to start gen. 6
MG, what’s the news on Generations?
hmm…i like the title to this thread.
choklit can cause one to do the strangest things
Like go on chronic lying streaks, for example.
Choklit makes me very hyper.
As do snow cones.
And those little plastic table thingies you get in pizza boxes. Seriously. Every time I get pizza at home, or school, or at some sort of party, I go for the little plastic table thingy. I have to have them. I don’t know why. I don’t even do anything with them. Just hoard them.
They’re really cool! If you glue them together, [the pizza tables], it looks really cool. They also stack really nicely
who has time to glue little plastic thingys together?
this is pretty much a random thread
aren’t they all?
ok i guess
Lets all be random. i designate thursday as official random day. GAPA, please put it on the calander.
Every day is random day on here. But an official random day would be cool.
so we should just pick a random day to make it official
I love the plastic tables! In elementary skool, people used pounce all over those things.
Hilarious
OFFICIAL RANDOM DAY IS THURSDAY
GAPA, IT IS!!!!
SO……IT IS NOW OFFICIALLY OFFICIAL!!!
I love the little plastic thingies.
And paper shredders. They’re just soooooo addicting!!!!!!!!!!!!
And copy machines!
I like marbles – they’re fun to play with in your hands…and if you roll them on a table they make a really annoying sound!!
I heart official random day!!!! yes.
Did you know that I’m a lama, indeed. I like super cool underwater training camp for scuba diving lamas.:)
magnetic marbles are cool
I like steel marbles
I have a magnetic bracelet
I like jelly beans
im a n00by!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!
OMG I LyK lo00o0o0o0o0o0oo0oVE this Lyk WBESTIE!!!!!
LyK, OMG, ME 2 SHRIYA! LIke, museblog totally pwns all.
I like crayons.
*sings* Crayola, I love you so…
Crayons!
When I was little, I used to make crayon rubbings…with coins, leaves, etc.
GAPA’s cool.
Ello to all new newbies. *pies all newbies*
Mwahahahaha! lol
MMMmm!! Blueberry!
Hwatcha!
*bows*
thank you, thank you.
Here’s what happened:
1. My Name is Evan
2. My last inicail is S
3. Someone at skool comes up with this: “Evan, you should get an email account at ss.com” (does not exsist, as far as i know) “Why?” “EvanS@ss.com” I’m angry
The person I not-so-secretly admire (3 of my friends know,as well as most adults in my life, snce my mom told everyone) doesn’t laugh at my jokes, but my friends do. How is this possible?
287- Are they inside jokes? That might explain it…
Nope. Its the start of the comedy routine I’m writing
NOTE: YOU MAY ONLY GET THIS IF YOU LIVE AROUND ALBANY NEW YORK!
ainy Dayu here in the captial reigon. In fact, its so rainy, down at the NYS Museum, the texidermy animals had to shake themselves dry.
So… have you read The Time 100? Well, they say the Hillary Clintion is reshaping american polotics. I personally think she should focus on reshaping her thighs.
OK, so the first one is a little dull, buit who could not laugh at the second?
WE HATES THIS!!!! GOLLUM! GOLLUM!!!!!
*cough cough*
THE PAIN!!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!!!!! HOW IT SINKS INTO OUR FLESHES!!!!!
BLAH
BLAH BLAH
Q. What do you do if a baby astronaut won’t stop crying?
A. You Rocket
who hates people (like me) who say lame jokes??
I feel embarrased talking to my self. . .
We’ll talk to you. Welcome, MOAS! How long have you been getting Muse?
MBers: will someone please present MOAS with a welcome pie?
sure! *pies MOAS* Mwahahaha… :twisted:Velcome!
*Presents MOAS with Key Lime Pie*
Welcome! now, you can eat it, or throw it! Its up to you!
Welcome!
hey, I like key lime pies
:evil::twisted:
EVIL IS POWER!! POWER IS KNOWLEDGE!!!!! DOES THAT MEAN THAT IF YOU ARE EVIL, YOU ARE SMART????
Welcome, Chuck! Is your last name Norris? If so, fear your life *runs away, tossing a swiss choklit almond pie behind her*
Good and eville are more, er, social standards.
304- well, no evil stupid person lives very long.
Oh, and hello!