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First comment?
By the way, when are we going to get a birthday thread for Violetfire?
Another one? Wow, we’re going through these pretty quickly, aren’t we?
*hides phillis*
hmm…yeah o, well…fourth post?
HI. I’m on during school go me from violetfire
and fifth, too, i hope…
so i’m in my school’s computer lab right now…i’ve just finished my report (bleah) so i have like another 15-20 minutes to loiter…..
…still loitering…
wow. i just realized how unbelieveably (sp?) boring my life is.
i do have an appointment at the eye doctor’s after school today, though. here’s how they usually go:
me: *is bored for about 20 minutes in the waiting room, but is still not permitted to go into the mall*
mother: *fills out paperwork*
***after a while***
desk-working lady (dwl): like, omg, olivia *********************
(ok so my last name isnt really that long, i just had fun with the *s)
me: *gets up and follows dwl into eye-examination room (eer)*
mother: *follows* maybe you should get new glasses? or just keep these frames? really, do you wan’t new glasses? *blahblahblahblah*
me: …
dwl: like, omg! so! more paper works!
mother: omg!
me: …
dwl: so how olde is she *looks at me* ?
me: …
mother: she just asked you a question.
me: no, i do believe she said, “how olde is she?” and that would imply that she was asking this question to someone whose age was not in question.
dwl: …..? *does not compute*
mother: 15
dwl: *proceeds to ask equally stupid questions (in the third person) about allergies, colour-blindness, medical history, etc.*
mother: *answers*
dwl: *hands stick with circle on top to me* put this over your left eye.
me: is it sanitary?
dwl + mother: …
me: *proceeds to prove that i did not lie about having my contacts in and also proves that i am, in fact, um…colour-sighted?*
doctor: *enters eer, finally*
dwl: *gives doc paper and leaves eer*
doc: *asks all the same questions dwl did*
****and then, the acual eye examination takes place****
me: *waits another hour or so to finally get my results then finally leaves. and does not get an orange julius or auntie-anne pretzel. is sad*
well, at least i don’t have to sing for olde people with the chorus today because of the appt. nothing against olde people, i just hate when the try to hug you. i am really not a hugging person. eew.
wow that look like 12 minutes to type. i am probably going to math soon. will depart.
Hi. Me again. Bored at school. I’m advanced a grade in math, so when the 8th graders have to take some sort of a test, me and a friend are excluded and we get tons of time….
Hi.
Gradster(1)
HA! I DIDN’T HAVE SCHOOL TODAY! INSERVICE DAY! YAAY!!!
Also, I didn’t do my homework.
3 phillis?
Happy ninth post to me. And if this isn’t the ninth post, happy ninth post to whoever did gt it.
It’s “psychotic,” Em. From the Greek word psyche, meaning soul. Same root as psychic, psychology, etc.
(6) lol
is anybody blonde? or does everybody have short brown hair?
9 (Yoda)- Ah. I forgot you’re new. Phillis is the nickel the OEADs promised us when we broke our posting record. I believe this was back in December or January or something. Now they don’t bother.
Happy day!
Also Happy b-day to VF if I don’t get on tomorrow,
HAPPY EARTH DAY!! (Isn’t today Earth day?)
Happy POETRY DAY!!!!
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY TO NAMIBIA!!!
ok, I’m done…..
wait……
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Johann Sebastian Bach!!!!!!!!!
Now to Homework…………
I’m not that new, i preceded the flow of newbies.
I cant go on durring school.
7- Om in advanced math too. Im taking a softmore cource and im in 8th grade. Go me.
12 (Em)- No to both. I’m not blonde, but I have incredibly long brown hair that I really should trim sometime between now and graduation.
16 (VF)- I’m taking Algebra 2, which I thought was sophmore-level but is actually junior. Wait–Violetfire? Did you skip a couple of grades or something? On your wonderfully spiffy birthday thread, it says you turn 12 tomorrow.
15 (Yoda)- You did, didn’t you? I didn’t realise you were ALOTRF&OOCG, as I have so cleverly abbreviated it. Long names, long names…
I’m taking algebra 2 and I’m in 8th grade….
When did you start, Darth Yoda?
(I’m kinda new too, as of a couple of weeks)
Yup. That didn’t start as me. Friend of mine made up the name then told me to use it.
Oh. And… I’m in 6th grade and taking Algebra 1
12- i am blonde! but not a dumb blonde…really…
im a sophomore and taking pre-calc….but for some reason they want to put me in alg.2/trig next yeare even though my grades are REALLY GOODE and it’s basically the same thing
Yeah, VF – you must be REALLY smart….
Happy Birthday!
Earth Day is April 22. I’m a 7th grader, and my parents put me in the reg. math class because they thought the advanced one was too much work. Isn’t that sad? I think it is.
I went around today doing my own sci-fi sound effects. I’m particularly good at doing the “EXTERMINATE” noise from Dr. Who, and the HG2G noises, and that splat from The Goon Show. I’m my own RadioPhonic workshop. And my own BBC corporation. I need a life.
And yet, throughout it all, unmistakably regal. Amazing.
im in honors algebra and in 8th grade and pulling an 88% (go me!)
look on Who’s Here to find out who i am
i am hyper today because i saw the move Merlin and im reading The Mists of Avalon and that made me hyper for some reason. i was more hyper yestiddy tho.
did anyone here read The Man Without a Country? cuz i need to rant about it to someone who wont totally blow me off.
i’m blonde.
i think the dumb blonde thiing applies to female blondes. i think. actually i think no one anylyzed it enough to see who it applies to.
my skool is like advancedish. so there are no advanced classes
25- i read that….feel free to rant on!
16 was Jadestone’s. I couldn’t post anymore during school ‘cuz the teacher cought me and made me leave. but I don’t see the big deal. It came though the security block. Sorry about bad spelling, in a hurry. byew. Dinnerttime.
Can’t find Grant! Whaaaa! He’s due on the HP site, so is Braxton.
Sweet! Part Four!
23- You should here me and my dad/ cousin/ uncle/ sister doing the doctor who theme song. One does the low pulsing and the other does the metallic high melody.We rock it, indeed, it we rock.
Which one is A Man Without A Country? I havent read it but I think I’ve read about it.
a 4th random thread? mrahr to that then.
ha. im taking trig/pre calc + hav an 85 right now. the sad thing is i had the highest grade in my class last week, b/c absolutely no one else in the class takes it seriously (well, there are only maybe 12 other ppl), + theyre all failing. were doing logorithms now, + once again im confused.
H’m…unconsious bias toward blonde people?
Sorry guys 16 was from me.
logs are fun! math is your friend!
me=nerd
Yeah, I’m not that smart. Jadestone is the one in Sophmore math and 8th grade. I’m in regular 8th grade math (pre-algebra) and I’m in sixth. The advanced class does 7th, so I guess I’m in the advanced-advanced class. Our school doesn’t go any higher, but if we had advanced-advanced-advanced math (freshman), I might be in it. I’m also in advanced-advanced Reading/LA, which i think is somewhere between 8th and 9th grade.
And science is way too easy for me, and next year in 7th grade my mom wants to put me in high school science. I totally agree. I already know about atoms and stuff. And the teacher teaches something, and I understand it right away, but the rest of the class needs to keep on learning it for like two days. It gets so boring.
Queenie J: Try doing some stuff on your own and learning about things that interest you in classes that don’t. Like I do with Science.
Was that a rant?
GAPAAAAA. i has something to sendddd youuu. where should i send it? (over eMail) it’s a rather strange easter card. i shall give you instructions as to what to do with such an odd card along with it.
Try gapa@musefanpage.com. And thanks!
Yeah. I normally write notes to my friends in science. They gve up trying to stop me long ago.
Yeah, the only accelerated thing my school does is maths. I wish they had accelerated science, but we’re doing physics right now and it’s totally confuzzlidating.
Speaking of the HP site, who is Rose? She says she’s from the MB.
Ko,, I’ve been gone for like four days 80, and there are three new blogs. Oh, boy, I have some catching up to do. Oh well, I like reading them anyways.
It snowed, in payson, AZ, for like the first time in two billion years. Or was it 3, anyways, it snowed. So I went X-country skiing, and there was this big his, and man, is it hard to down hill ski on X-country skies. I only made it to the bottom once.
Spring BRAKEEEEEEEEEEEEE:mrgreen:
is it 8o?
Dang. Is it 8O?
Hope so. I’m not goign to waste another post for saying YAYY, so here it is, if it works. If not, off to the smiley blog, if it’s still here, I go!
That worked! 80
It’s eight CAPITAL oh. as in o, not the word oh, like oh my gosh.
Just changed my name. Or added to teh changed name. YAY, can’t wait summer. THen it’s FOUR months of brake, not lousy one WEEK
yes it did. i am really bored and for those who don’t know who Phillis is, she’s our nickel that we won from the GAPAs last time and apparently we’re winning her again. And I think the GAPAs know what that means!!! HAND OVER THE CHOKLIT!!!!!!
My birthyear was 1993. ill be turning 13 at long last.
OK, so I have a foster brotehr, and he’s really annoying. So he had a tantraum on the way to his school, which doesn’t have spring brake right now. He had it last week. So now he can’t go to school, and instead is staying home, on MY spring brake that was suposed to be spent alone. Sigh.
My spring break isn’t until April. Wah.
I’m in school right now, “researching European expansion into the Pacific.” Bleccch. Not fun. Also, most of the stuff I can find on Google is about Magellan. He is starting to get on my nerves.
Spring break is love.
Except that I’m bored out of my mind and spending most of it reading fanfiction instead of doing anything productive.
And because I have it now, when my non-school friends have vacation, I’ll be in school.
And I’m out of chocolate, pretty much.
~Luna
Well, tomorrow’s my birthday. Since tomorrow is also speech day, we’re going to stay late after speech and have cake and ice cream. That’s going to be my birthday party.
I just had an actual conversation with my friend Rebekah for the first time in several weeks. *sigh* She’s got way too much on her. Eating disorder, then cutting, family problems behing it all (that are not going away, her mom is in denial about this whole thing), and her mom is putting a ton of pressure and stuff on her. I hope she’ll keep talking to me, she’s got too many friends who don’t even care about her.
I’ve got the greatest friends. Lacy and I sat there for on hour last night planning out our lives. We were going to marry brothers, and get our friend Sarah to marry another one. We had our whole lives planned out, with our kids being almost double cousins (the three of us are really sisters), and us making inside jokes about our husbands (those guys are really the ones we have the most jokes about), and never telling them what they mean. We had so much fun, fixing everyone we know up. And we were totally joking, and neither of us took it the wrong way. We both knew it was a joke. We have so many inside jokes. If I was to try to explain to you all the meanings in the things we reference in one conversation, it would probably take weeks. I so love my life right now.
Oh, sorry, Phoebe, I’ve been distracted from the HP site watching silly Internet cartoons, i.e. Homestar Runner, which I discovered like last month.
happy towel day. im leaving now.
Happy Water DAy!
(also happy birthday to Violetfire, Andrew Lloyd Webber, and Reese Witherspoon)
…from boosting muse, here is my ranttttt!
i think i shall rant about clothing sizes and various other problems our youth has today. it might offend you, sorry. oh, and feel free to skip this section, as it should be quite long:
1. Half a Sweater for the Price of 2!
___yeah that’s right. teenage girls everywhere seem to have become addicted to this trend. then in the winter, they complain about how cold they are. hmmm….that fact that it’s snowy and they only have almost-see-through cotton shirts on their stomachs/rolls wouldn’t have anything to do with it…..no, definately not.
2. “X-treme” Sports
___wow. get yourself a dictionary! have you seen all the pink/baby blue DCs, Etnies, etc. floating around? and those people who confuse basketball shoes with skate shoes? those who are decked out in Roxy, Billabong, Volcom, etc. but could not skate or surf if their lives depended on it. And those “surfers” who live miles inland. then, those who appear in public completely decked out in Roxy or O’Neil claim to be “completely original”, then turn around and bash on girls who obsess over other brand names such as Abercrombie or American Eagle or South Pole. They in Tripp, Demonia, and Morbid Threads do the same. *twitches* yes, recently i discovered a “Roxy Girl Book Series” in Pacific Sunwear. it is an insult to literature everywhere.
3. And, More on the Subject of “Chick Lit”
___Girl. Girl meets boy. They snog for the duration of 90-some pages. The ende! Huzzah for you–you have just read every chick lit book EVER. To make movie: add talentless teen queen pop star, jocky guy at least 5 years older than she, and horrible music. *sarcasm* YAY!
4. Smexy Hairstyles
___those chicks who spend hours (and dollars on a product) to make their hair look like they just woke up. you can tell too b/c the bottom layers (hey, layers are in!) are still straight. besides, who would want to get up early to do that?
5. Radio Ga Ga
___rap does not equal music. it clearly stands for rejects annihilating poetry. how could someone possibly preform an act entitled “kill yo mama” or something of the like, actually win a grammy, and then thank “da Looooood Jeeee-sus” for it?
does not compute. not to mention those calling themselves “the pussycat dolls.” they are an insult to womankind, screeching on about how men should cheat on their girlfriends with the members of that…group. what happened to the english language? that’s our society. (oh, and if you know music, you’ll probably know where the title of this section [#5] comes from…..extra hpb points if you do!)6. Preppy Wannabe Emos
___Why one would actually desire to be depressed is beyond me. but i suppose prep-hating is the new prep? i just feel really bad for the actuall emos who have to put up with this crap. but it is still hillarious to see the cheery pink-wearing (though they’re barely wearing anything) people in HT. it makes me laugh.
***and here’s a list of problems my friends and i have to put up with–you can probably identify***
-people who wonder why we can spend hours in a bookstore yet we avoid most clothing stores
-people who think we’re part of the metalhead subculture. sorry, our brain cells are still functional, as we haven’t headbanged them out yet.
-people who stare. and pull their young children away from us
-people who know who poe is, but haven’t heard of dickinson, milton, bryant, hughes, frost, cummings, wheatley, wilcox, crane, saki, emerson, etc.
-people who do not appreciate classical music
-people who claim classical music is “uncool”
-people who haven’t willingly read a book over 150 pages long
-people who haven’t at least tried to read LOTR but still claim to be huge fans of the trilogy
-being called “goth-wannabes” or “goth-poseurs” because of our profound use of black but our lack of heavy chains
-being asked if we’re “ok”
-being asked why we have so much eye makeup on
-being asked if we belong to the addams family. by people who do not appreciate them.
-people who stare and whisper as if we cannot hear or see them
-children who, upon saying they want to be just like we are, get quickly ushered away by their parents
-children who follow us and then duck out of sight as if it’s some kind of intensely amusing game
-getting along better with senior citizens (over 65) than members of our own generation
-getting along better with nerds/geeks; they’re the only people online longer than we, after all, we admittedly can scare away those wishing to beat them up due to their superior knowledge. besides, we’re just dark nerds/geeks
-going outside in the summer. with an umbrella. long sleeves. long trousers or skirt. then getting weird stares and being asked if we’re hot.
-people asking you why you do the above
-people with improper grammar
-going through eyeliner pencils faster than normal ones
-getting black smudges on black clothing and not realizing it until everything else around you is dirty
-being called, “freak” or “cutter”
and finally,
-worrying if two different black pieces of clothing match or if one is slightly lighter/tinted
wow. that was long.
thank you for listening…erm…reading, though. that felt goode.
I read it all. Yaaaaaaaay for me.
wow. i can relate to most of the problems you have listed.
Rejects
Annihilating
Poetry
makes perfect sense to me
eyeliner?
yay! smart people!
i couldn’t find a better r-word for that…but i’m glad it does make sense!
*choklit all around*
a] and your problems affect my life in any way whatsoever? [/a
poo
Wowwie. I just read that entire section and I can TOTALLY relate. sorry I insulted it
Today our LA teacher made us sit for 40 minutes silently so we could learn self-control. I read a Jack Williamson book (they’re love!) so I was OK, but no one else could stand it. I won a staring contest thanks to my super Haskamirian eye-power. I kept thinking of that Robert Sapolsky quote to the effect that chimps are what baboons would love to be like if they had a shred of self-discipline. Frankenfaerie, I identify with a good deal of that. You dig? People say I’m Goth, but I am not Goth and never have been and don’t claim to be and don’t mean to offend any Goths because I’m not one of them and would like to make that totally transparent. I’m Queenie, which is an entirely different subculture. Know that you’re lucky, you have friends to be different with and people like me are all alone.
I hate people who ask you if you cut yourself, and people who make fun of your friends and call them imaginary, people who tell you you’re ugly (which is true for me, but I don’t need to have it hammered in thankyouverymuch), people who tell you you’re stupid (see above comment), people who tease me about my name, people who tease me, Eudora Welty, people who attack my country, people who don’t understand fandom, people who tease Trekkies, people who don’t understand satire and that you have to offend people to do it correctly, people who call me by my real name, people when they’re not unkind, people who are squeamish, oblivious people, people who don’t understand my slang, people who don’t read (how can you do that?), people who cut off my Shakespeare quotations, people who work at Airport Customs, people who ask me if I cut myself, people who call me “GOTH” (FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT GOTH AND I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BIFF ANYONE WHO SAYS I AM PAST ALPHA CENTAURI!!!!) and finally, people who think NASA is the only space power and that there are a lot of satellites out there that aren’t NASA and are vitally important to life as we know it.
I don’t use eye makeup. Last time, I poked myself in the eye. It hurt. I think it looks gorgeous, uber-fab, and ultra-froody, but I don’t do it. Lucky, skilled people. I’m depressed.
Year, I agreee with pretty much everything said there.
and now, i must rant. sorry if this inconviniences anybody.
On Sunday I went with my friend to a pig* meet to find a new pig for her other pig whose buddy died. Her pig fell in love with a pig named Reggie, who was renamed Primarily called Rex**. Anyways, the point is that I was finally able to borrow some Terry Pratchet from her, and I promptly took four. Monday I finished Witches Abroad, and returned it to her during lunch yesterday. The thing is, I was also holding Mort, because I was reading it at the time. The other thing is, witches Abroad was slightly battered. So when I start to walk away she takes Mort out of my hands, because, so she says, she thought I was going to damage it, like Witches Abroad. Apparently one of the corners had come off. This does happen, you know, when its been bent around a bit. And she had loaned it to two other people before me. So we had a big argument, and chili got spilt all over me, and the floor, which I didn’t realize until the administrator person was like “Emmeline Bleepitybleep***, please come to the microphone”, and then she was like “Did you do that?” and I was like “Oh my god, I didn’t see that!” and then I had to clean it up with the mop. And quite obviously she had told them it was my fault, because they didn’t see it happen. So I only got about halfway through Mort, which is bloody torture. And I don’t think the public library has it. Honestly, she owns all of the Discworld books, I don’t want to have to buy them myself. Plus, I have no money. BUT I do have two more of her books, so I can hold them hostage. And they’ve assigned us crappy assigned tables at lunch, so we can only sit with the people in our fifth period. And we had a really crappy sub today in civics, he was extremely annoying and there weren’t enough tests so he gave some people some from another class, but it wasn’t an honors class, and he was like “They’re eighth grade tests, It’s fair.” As though because he thinks it’s fair, it automatically is. Okay sorry, I’m getting a little carried away.
*Guinea Pig, not real pig.
**We went through a lot of names deciding what to name him, (weather names, characters from Shakespheare, Greek gods) and finally I opened a random French history book that happened to be sitting there, and put my finger on a random word, and it happened to be “primarily”. She didn’t like this, of course, and named him Rex, which is just about the stupidest name I can think of, but never mind. So I’m going to call him Primarily called Rex.
***If you think that’s my real name, you have problems.
Queen J, I was like that all through elementary school. I had no friends, I read too much, etc. I’m technically in a group of people now, but mostly I’m second to everybody else. Plus I’m depressed right now, so I’m probably not too fun to be around. Nobody ever accused me of being goth, however. Mostly I just get accused of being a nerd, or get weird looks from people in really In, tight, clothes. which is most everybody. It was even worse in elementary school, because all of the people in GT were automatically stuck up nerds.
61- eyeliner is your friend! (really…i don’t make friends with inanimate objects……:oops:)
can i still rant about The Man Without a Country? pweez?????
incidentally, i’m WildChild. I was really hyper yesterday and the day before so i called myself that cuz im weird like that. so can i can i pweez pweez?
ok…
in my skool people are actually jealous of the inteligent people!
yay for my skool!
plus about a third of the people are inteligent.
make up?
no opinion due to gender
whoa, tomorrow is towel day. i knew that.
Hi!
yay, friends.
66- i completely dig. people aske me if i’m “goth” or “emo” all the time (it depends on whether[sp?] or not i am wielding my glasses). it is very annoying, especially when they wish to inspect your wrists for evidence of cutting (like my school guidance-nun). you’ll get better at eye makeup application, don’t worry! though liquid eyeliner is a bit hard to draw on in straight lines (but comes in the coolest colours!)
huzzah for different sub-cultures. my friends and i have so many inside jokes, it’s hard for anyone else to even understand what we’re saying. great fun.
trekkies are awesome. i quite often find myself watching the TNG and DS9 re-runs on spike. and i miss Enterprise, though it wasn’t as good as the others (WHY DID THEY KILL TRIP?!?!?). i’ve seen some of Voyager and TOS, and a few movies (hahaha, my dad and i were the only people in the theatre when we saw Nemisis)
wow. we all seem to be in the same sort of predicaments here. after all, We’re All Musers. almost creepy….
I hate it when people talk about cutting like it’s something that comes with your social class in school. Cutting is an outward showing of a psychological disorder, and a desperate attempt to release pain. That can happen to anyone. Having watched many of my friends fall into cutting, it makes me so mad when people reduce it to something that comes with the clothes you wear.
I also hate it when people act like bulimics and anorexics are dorky social misfits who are just being nerdy by starving themselves. Eating disorders are caused by pain, by disappointment. People are dying because of them. Everyday, thousands of young girls are destroying their bodies, using food as an unhealthy way of coping with stress and pain. I watched bulimia almost kill my best friend, I watched her eyes steadily go stone cold as it ate her alive. I can’t stand to have it trivialized, made into some geeky quirk.
I hate it when people treat me like I’m a baby, or completely underestimate me. I’m almost 15 years old, and I’ve been through more than any of my friends, especially those acting like I’m a child. I hate it when people won’t listen to my opinions, and disregard my arguments by acting like a 14 year old first year speaker couldn’t possibly have anything to add (I wouldn’t blame them for being skeptical, but they don’t even hear my arguments). I hate it when I’m judged by how long I’ve been in speech. I hate it when people assume what they can see of my and my friends is all there is (people make these horribly insenstive comments about my friends who are struggling, acting like they should just snap out of it).
I hate beyond measure when people try to put disorders that are killing people in a box. That’s why next year I’m going to do a speech about cutting: what causes it, what it is, what the affects are, and what we can do to help. Maybe someone will hear it and realize how serious it was. My friend who cuts told one girl, and the other girl acted like she was just an idiot doing something stupid. That hurt Rebekah so much. I just want people to understand that this is a terribly addictive disorder that is killing teens from the inside out.
Please forgive me for this long and rather unrelated rant. These things just make me want to scream.
Hi! I am happy! Go me!
Today was the first day of track. I ran a lot. But it turns out I’m not good at anything except running, being too short for the high jump and long jump and the hurdles (amazing how much shortness limitis one, isn’t it) and too weak in the arms for the discus and shotput. But luckily, I am good at running. Although I’m not exactly really fast, I can do a mile and six and a half minutes. But I was better at cross-country, which was two miles.
I can relate to most of that rant, except the stuff about Gothness or kind-of-Gothness.
I hate:
when people think my best friend of seven years is my boyfriend; when people tell me they hate to read whenever they see me reading (i don’t care already!); when people go into shock when i tell them that i have never been into Aeropostale, Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, ect. and that I reject the whole idea; when people over and over ask me to recite Pi but then go on and on about how they hate math and stuff when I get to seventy digits or so and ask “Would you like me to go on?”; the “popular” girls in school who wear so much makeup that they can barely see and then complain about how their mascara is bleeding or that their lip gloss is running out or whatever; the people who think they’re popular and great but are the ones who will be working behind the counter at McDonalds while I work at a wonderfull enviroment-friendly job and run for president; when people don’t understand my insults or Douglas Adams quotes; and on and on and on. I won’t bore you with the rest. Now lets think of the good, positive things!
I like:
when i beat all the jocks in my gym class at sports like running, floor ping pong, and soccer; when i am so independent and unique that people ask me if i’m sick or somethng (I like the attention); when people make a comment to me that is one of the ones I imagine people making to me so that I can say my prepared witty comeback; when I do really good on a class asignment; and more. I can’t think of them right now.
I think that touches of makeup positevely enhance and show off your natural beauty, but I hate the people who smother themselves in it. They don’t look good, just rather self-centered and stupid.
Queenie, don’t be depressed! And you are not ugly! You are beautiful, smart, unique, and a wonderful friend. There are many more important areas in life to be skilled at than just the perfect application of eye makeup. Why don’t you list some things you like now to bring you up?
I love Star trek! I watch TNG, butI have seen older episodes.
i am going to rant about TMWAC whether you guyz like it or not so here goes:
Philip Nolan’s epitaph is all screwed up and wrong even though he wrote it himself!!!!!!!
he never actually loved his country. he missed his family who were in america, obviously, but mostly he wanted the feeling of belonging to an entity and picked america because it was where he had always lived. he hid under the cloak of patriotism because either he didnt know what he was doing or he just didnt want to admit that he just wanted to become one of the masses.
he didnt deserve that punishment in the first place! for one thing, getting brainwashed by some power-mad jerk is not treason especially if he didnt actually do anything. also that judge was clearly biased against him the minute he opened his fat mouth and said he hated america, which any jerk with half a brain could see he didnt really mean. anyway, that punishment he got violated two, count them TWO Amendments! The first amendment, freedom of speech, because he was basicaly punished for speaking his mind, and the eighth amendment, cruel and unusual punishment, because depriving a man of his home is definitely cruel and definitely unusual.
on a completely unrelated topic, i belong to a sort of sub-group of people who dont wear all the Abercrombie and Fitch (aka Abercrombie and Bitch) and junk so i wear these shirts i got at Aeropostale and Happy Bunny shirts and stuff as a form of rebellion against an establishment formed to overthrow the establishment. if that makes any sense. by going with the flow i am also asserting my independence. also, if a shirt looks good on me, i honestly dont care where it came from. i have sworn a vow never to wear Abercrombie because all these creepy seventh graders on my bus are obsessed with it. Aero, yes. Hollister? I doubt it. ive never even seen a Hollister store if you can believe it. i dont go to the mall much. i mostly go to Kohls. Kohls rox!
I don’t wear makeup.
(76) its a law of nature that you can’t get farther than “We’re all Mu-” without getting pied.
(78) you can’t possibly know what she looks like. although she does have a pretty name. But i liked it better when it was “Queen Julietaini the Flamablamblous of Kiador”
it says ‘there are no matches for gapa@musefanpage.com‘ o.o
whoa, the stuff thats happened in 24 hrs…
#57: HA! LOL. why the deus are the preps doing that now? its like trying to combine an idea + its antithesis…
OK PPL: I SURE HOPE NO ONE HERE IS TRULY GOTH. IN CASE YOU DIDNT KNOW, THE REAL DEFINITION OF GOTHIC IS ONW HO WORSHIPS THE DEVIL. PPL WHO CALL YOU GUYS THAT ARE SERIOUSLY MISINFORMED
i hav this one eyeliner thats like half an inch long now b/c i sharpened it so many times
hooray for hate lists!
i hate it when my mom tries to analyze my musik. shell ask “well why do you think they are saying that?” + then shell proceed to point out everything she thinks is bad about it. it annoys the h*** out of me. i mean, im certain that the musik i listen to would torture most other ppls ears, but they hav no right to throw their unsolicited remarks @ me.
ok the weird thing is, im not even scary *sighs w/ disappointment* no, i look after 2 kids sometimes, + they love my black glitter nail polish. its actually kinda cute. yeah, im wishing i was scary right about now. ppls @ skool hav recently developed this mad desire to stick their hands in my hair. (+ i relly dont know where this started) today these ppl i didnt relly know that well did it, + im claustrophobic so i freaked out + then they made fun of me.
i hate A+F! i hate hollister even more! the hollister @ the mall here is relly dark+ stuffy (been dragged in there 2 times) + they hav that relly annoying dance beat stuff playing. oh, + it also smells like 30 types of perfume. it might be even worse than A+F…
kohls pwns
69- yeah, that was me in grade school. i used to just hang with the guys, though, and they were cool about it. of course, that made the girls even meaner, but perhaps one day they shall get over themselves! **as if**
77- i do concur! a few friends of mine were cutters, and they were in only more pain when people found out. another friend of mine has been a vegetarian all her life (she’s hindu) and is therefore very thin. but she eats at least as much as the average fat kid; last year, some people started a rumor about her being annorexic, and some still believe it. also, i’m 15, and adults do the same thing (underestimation). it’s so condescending. but sadistically amusing when i have to stop and define terms i use….
78- reading is good. those people are just idiots who think it is uncool. i usually tell them so if they bother me during my reading experiance. i get snappy when interrupted. and i’ll vote for you when you run for president!eye makeup is about the only thing i do…when i get really bored, sometimes i draw really cool-looking masks (just around the eye-area, not my whole face) with it….then get weird stares…yay!
80- i hated that story. especially that stupid map that dude made…..grrrrrr
84- aside from being a sort of “new-age” religion, “gothic” came from the visigoths, and the ostrogoths, ancient germanic peoples. the visigoths ruled most of the iberian peninsula at around 500CE. there was also gothic architecture, commonly associated with churches with elaborate sculptures and high ceilings. later, this term became used as a substitute for “vandal” or “barbarian.” then came the gothic novel, usually featuring the macabre. finally, some idiots decided to make a stereotype out of it. interestingly, they are called “gogons” in aussieland. sorry, that’s the rant i usually give those who stereotype me (if i actually speak to them). try a search on any encyclopedia site!!!!! yay!!!!
yeah, my mother doesn’t like most of my musicks either. poor olde people, being stuck with horrible taste in music =(
also, i do not like A+F, abercrombie, or hollister. i heart department stores with plain clothing and thrift shops! yay!
Is it time to open up a hate thread again? I really don’t like Abercrombie or Nike. Abercrombie stores and clothes are ugly, and Nike uses child labour, I’m pretty sure. And they make ugly shoes.
Makeup? Only on special occasions. I never have time otherwise, although my eyes do look “kind of freakily cool, you know, really cool, but freaky, yeah, yeah,” with huge amounts of eyeliner on them, in the words of my oh-so-articulate friend.
Thrift shops=JOOY!
hehe “how vud you like to go through life sitting on this piece of gothic ahkutectoure?” ~the gargoyle from Bad Fur Day (N64). anyone heard of it? probably not. you know, Conker, the smart aleck squirrel? its a scream
ey, very sorry GAPA. i had to send it to the eMail linked as the ‘contact the Fan Page’ eMail on the home page. very sorry should this cause any problems.
You know,
WE NEED A HISTORY THREAD
He, bye, see ya, so long, I’m going to hit the sack.
Hi, bye, see ya, so long, I’m going to hit the sack.
Reallly don’t know why it posted twice.
brand names are sooooooooooo OVERRATED!!!!!!
anyways… the dance is coming on FRIDAY!!!!! And everyone’s asking me, “Did you get a date yet?” “Oh, and by the way did you get a date?” “Hey, have you gotten a date for the dance?”
It’s so freakin’ annoying!!!! I don’t have a date and i will probably not get one by tomorrow!!!!!!!!! so deal with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate stereotypes of muslim women being oppressed just because they where a scarf. thats no more true than it is in any other part of the world. i where a scarf because I WANT TO, not because im oppressed or anything
Burkas, however, are another story, yes?
I agree with everyone who says brand names are overrated. At my elementary school i worked in the library, so i knew wo everyone was but they didn’t know me.
whhat does that have to do with overrate, witch they are, brand names?
BIG DORK WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I saw on the important dates that today was MontgomeryGurl’s birthday…. So happy birthday MG!!!
THere’s a who THREAD for that. BUt extra congrats doesn’t hurt. It was also Violetfires, if you have’n t gone there yet, either/.
Well, someone’s typing fast.
School computers suck. Macs bug me. I am too fond of my PC, although the school does let us use Firefox. I ♥ Firefox.
#95 right. i wouldnt wear one. u cant ride bikes or anything in 1
I must say, this isn’t as random as it could be, BUT I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW AT 8:00PM EST!!!!!!! I AM SEEING QUEEN+PAUL RODGERS LIVE IN CONCERT AT THE PALACE OF AUBURN HILLS IN AUBURN HILLS, MICHIGAN!!!!!! GOTTA PULL UP THIS MONOLOUGE I WROTE ON THE SUBJECT…(written to another Queen fanatic, my buddy Elora, whose coming with)
OK, here’s my beautiful entry….:
QUEEN+PAUL RODGERS LIVE IN CONCERT!! FRIDAY, 24 MARCH 2006 AT 8:00PM EST (20:00 EST) AT THE PALACE OF AUBURN HILLS IN AUBURN HILLS, MICHIGAN!! THEY WILL ROCK US!! ‘CAUSE WE’RE SEEIN’ ‘EM, BUDDY, WE’RE SEEIN’ ‘EM!! THEN WE WILL FEEL THE FIREY PASSION OF ROCK UPON US!! THE MUSIC PENETRATING OUR VERY SOULS, BASS NOTES BEATING IN TIME WITH OUR HEART!! ON FRIDAY, WE WILL THEN EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC AND GLORY OF A TIMELESS ROCK LEGEND: THE LEADER OF THE REBELS, ROYALTY IN ROCK….QUEEN!!
But it won’t be the same without Freddie Mercury=( I’ve told all my teachers and they all agree….PAUL RODGERS IS NOT THE NEW FREDDIE MERCURY!!! There is never going to be another Freddie. No-one will ever have such an amazing voice, be such a grande preformer. It’d be incredibly hard to top him in terms of singing, preforming, or to scale the height of standards he has set. Roger Taylor even said, “Paul is not someone trying to be Freddie. He’s someone trying to take this somewhere else… I’m very excited about working it all out.†In my (slightly more cynical words), “ANYONE WHO IS TRYING TO BE FREDDIE SHOULD SHUT UP AND DIE BECAUSE CHANCES ARE YOU’LL JUST WIND UP HURTING HIS PROFOUND IMAGE HE LEFT FOR US!!!” You’d have to look for a heck of a long time to find another person like him.
As Freddie Mercury himself said, “I won’t be a rock star. I will be a legend.â€
I couldn’t agree more, Freddie m’love. Although your gone from our world, you still live on…
Yeah, Nike uses child labour and so does Coca-Cola, Wal-Mart, and probably almost all major US corporations.
Coca-Cola had a bottling plant in Colombia. Colombia has TONS of military aid from the US, and the US military is helping the Paramilitary in Colombia, and the Paramilitary are murdering lots of people (sorry to rant, but my dad is a labour lawyer and he has a HUGE case in Colombia, and I just thought I would have some “public awareness” thing) Anyway, yeah……..
20(or so)-No fair!
PWT IS A BOY!!!!!!! See my proof on Forwaaard,March Part Two post 262.
Pwt is a girl! i dont care what you say….
But if you just contrived to read my revelation at Forwaaaard,March Part Two post 262, then i am sure you will be enli-
(pies BurnedMuffins)
random news:
i now have to turn the pages for the accompianist (sp?) in the chorus concert tomorrow. and i am horrible at it. either i zone and forget to turn the page, or i drop the musicks. and i feel really bad for piano-playing-dude because he’s really good, and i feel like im screwing him up. and improbably really irking him due to my profuse apologizing at the ende of each song. he says its fine but i still feel horrible about it. maybe i should get “sick” tomorrow… anyway, if you need a page-turner, please, do not ask me.
Pwt is a boy!
Girls are cooler! 8)
Pwt is most definitely a dude.
Recently I’ve had this strange urge to douse something in tequila and set it on fire. I’ve even started a list of candidates for the Douse With Tequila and Set on Fire Contest. So far we have:
1. A shrub
2.Travis (my friend)’s computers
3. grass
4. the podium in the band room
5. Every girl in the school’s cell phone
6. Ipods
7. Tequila
8. Fire
9. Piles of barbershop hair
10. 100,000,000 Furbies (You know, the hideous fuzzy toys with big ears)
11. An Xbox & an Xbox 360
12. The list
13. Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh cards
oh boy. heated arguments!!!!! GIRL!!!!!! duh… oh, frankenfaerie, i play the piano as an accompaniest for the chorus!!!!! but i have to turn the pages for the other accompaniest that is in 8th grade and therefore older than me. i still play 2 of the 5 songs though. yeah!
110- indeed!
maybe pwt is both. like bo, because (s)he has horns and an udder.
like that one sailor scout (sorry, horrible anime/manga reference). i think it was neptune or uranus? well they were in love.
***random***
no one shall burn the iPod which i shall get as soon as my parents get me the money out of my bank account!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I always wondered why Bo had both horns and udders. It always annoys me when pitures of cows are like that. The cow in my family’s Nativity set for Christmas is too.
i say burn someone’s homework.
In many breeds, cows do have horns. I’m pretty sure Bo is a zebu. You can ask Larry Gonick next time he shows up on the blog.
118- indeed i shall!
94-I have lots of Muslim friends who wear chadors and burqas because they want to. I understand completely.
Most things are overrated. Brands, being nice to people… So on and so forth. Muse is not. However, Star Wars is. *hail of pies*
hmm things are even more random than usual today…
IM GONNA SEE ROCKY HORROR SHOW TOMORROW!!! YEAH!! MRAHR!
hey, we had a nerd assembly today! seriously! it was cool. instead of worshiping the hockey team, we watched the robotics team mess around w/ their robot. hehe…
…*takes deep breath + prepares to give out another chunk of personal info for no real reason*
…just b/c it seems like you gapa ppls keep a record of this stuff…
MY BDAY IS JULY 13TH. ILL BE 17. WOW. I CANT BELIEVE IT EITHER.
GAPA, you realize that post 102 says where KillerQueen’s going to be at a certain time. Arnt you worried that someonell try to stalk her? He he.
Cool. Happy not-really-birthday-yet!
My guy says hi. Come on, be nice. Say hi back. He’s jsut leaning his first word.
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But they’re gonna be a million people there!
(I still don’t get this stalker thing, if your gonna stalk someone just dail a randon phone number.
Mine’s exactly one month away, JUNE 13. It was friday the 13 two years ago. Acctually, it turned out pretty good. My birthday, that is.
Jadestone (123), I think KillerQueen will be impossible to find at that concert. It’s a huge place and it will be filled with Queen fans. How would anyone know which is our KQ?
Hi, guy (125). How’s it going?
122- nerds are awesome. as a matter of fact, i have a wrist-band proclaiming the message, ” i ♥ nerds”
125- greetings, guy! what is your first word?
NARWHALS ROCK! Hello, I’m new, obsessed with narwhals, and possibly completely insane.
Hi Rosie. I missed you. How are you? I am horrible. I can barely walk.
131: i believe its “hi” since that’s what King George said he said.
132: only possibly?
Heya, King! Nice to see ya again!
THE GIRLS BOWL TEAM WON THIRD PLACE IN THE LEAGUE!!!!
here is an email Zyviva sent me, with contact info eliminated, but otherwise all true:
[name of school deleted] (or [name of school misspelled deleted] if your Darren and can’t spell your own school’s name) TAKES BRONZE IN DIVISION!
After a dissapointing, to say the least, season last year, in which they lost every single game, the [school] Girl’s Bowl team made it into third place! They are all ecstatic! The chant of “we’re in third” was heard all the way back from [other school], were the games to place, a pleasant change from the “We’re not last” that dominated the ride there.
“I was on the team last year,” says Zyviva, an eigth grader at [school name deleted], “But I had hope.This is a great team we had this year.” When asked what kept her going through out the difficult season she replied, “it was our Bowl motto- win or lose we still get [resturaunt name deleted]!” (At the end of each year all the Torah Bowl teams get together and go to [resturaunt].)
Whatever happens next year, the girl’s team will keep the experience with them forever. As bowl is over, they can no longer miss class to study. They are currently deciding on new ways to miss class. These ways will include practice for eating at [resturaunt] and post-Bowl therapy.
BTW, Darren is a member of the boys team who made the girls rubber-band bracelets bearing the school name. Sphinx got one where the school name was comically misspelled.
Also: the girls team has a well-known conspiricy to chuck the boys out the bus emergency exit, all except for Darren, who could join our team, and Jon, who amuses us and anyway we like him. But now we are going to only keep Jon, b/c Darren is no longer useful. We are going to put a wastebasket on Todd’s head before we throw him out, though; don’t ask us why, we just feel like it.
Oh, and hi, Narwhal! I like them too, but you should meet Zyviva, who is obsessed with undersea mammels. She drops in from time to time.
Hi, Violetfire,
I’ve missed you too. My pesky job has been taking a lot of attention.
Why is it that you can barely walk?
Welcome to MuseBlog, Narwhals rock and have cool noses!
they’re teeth! migod, get the facts straight! sry. if you want to call them noses i guess thats fine. im obsessive compulsive about some things. like when people let their earrings get all messed up, that really BOTHERS me. ok, im done now.
I can’t help it if that’s what Narwhals rock etc.’s name is!
And besides, even though it’s a tooth, it is sort of nose like. It’s filled with nerve endings and can sense changes in chemical gradients. That’s not really smelling exactly. But it’s more than the average tooth can do.
PWT IS A GETHENIAN! THANK YOU, AND HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh, and emogrl’s name is spelled wrong on the who’s here.
Gasp! (ha ha i just gasped. That has no relevance to anything whatsoever. I just felt like pointing it out.)
GUESS WHAT?!! Today is Thursday!! Whats so important about Thursday, you ask? Absolutly nothing! Hahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
My foot got crushed by a table.
Boycott bottled water! All these big companies are buying up water sources in really poor countries where people need the water to survive and can’t afford to pay for it! DIE AQUAFINA, DIE!!!!!!!!
Out of curiosity, was the table canine-shaped? My large dog may have snuck out around 8:42…
haha narwhals! i hav a story , but i gotta go nite nite like right now so ill try + remember to tell it tomorrow. *goes nitenite*
No. It was a huge heavy one that we have at school. And it happened at about nine in the morning. And two of my toenails got broken off and had to be reattached with stitches. And i was bleeding.
Violetfire (140),
Ouch.
I made the boys track team!
It wasn’t hard because no one gets cut, but YEAH!
Hi, Narwhals rock and have cool noses! Narwhals rock and have cool noses! Rock on, O cool-nosed narwhals! If you’re not completely insane, we kick you out, by the way.
DEATH TO DASANI!! For one thing, they put salt in it, and it tastes terrible. And if they’re taking water from poor people who actually need it… I need a sign to protest.
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My sign died. Waah.
‘Twas beautiful, too.
Poor Violetfire. A hpb to cheer you up…
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Bye! Time for bed! Gotta go!
Death to Coke! (Of both kinds. I’m tired of seeing people getting “stoned”.)
OK, enough of that. I’m almost done with my website… Now I just have to get it up on my host. Unfortunately, it’s 9 megabytes, and I have a dial-up connection…
I hate dial-up. I sypathise totally. About the coke–I could go into a whole long rant about the difference between “high” and “stoned,” but I won’t because eeryone will think I’m on drugs. (I’m not–eew.) and because Ithink there are a couple eight-year-olds on here…
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GAPA, did you get the eMail? mom said something about a thingy the eMail sent to her about it getting messed up. i know one did, but i’m just making sure you got it.
Coke has a monopoly on my school district. I’s rather sad that a SODA company can control what a SCHOOL sells or doesn’t sell and at what time.
Do I detect a fellow webmaster? -prods Defcon-
I have…two sites that count, one I made for a RPG, hosted by Freewebs, the other a small graphic/ personal site hosted by my pally from school.
Guy’s first word is Hi. Now he’s learning the expanded version, hello. ⎛****⎞
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oops, his head got cut off.
No what I really hate about coke? That zero clories stuff. Without it, coke only has .000000000000000000001 calories, or something, so no calories is a big hoaxe. but coke tastes good. I like sprite better. And did you know that coke and pepsi own like every single soda, except for Dr. Pepper, I think, out there? It makes me sick. There Trillion airs. How do you spell airs?
@Axa: Yes, I suppose I could be called a webmaster. I use iLife for a lot of it. Nice editor, although you don’t get as much flexibilty as you would out of a coding application. However, coding is hard, so I don’t really do it so much.
I need to learn…
Mixing coke and grape juice tastes really good.
Try it.
Mmm I need soda.
Does anyone here contra dance?
My friend Elise got me hooked on it last night.
~Luna
Heya, all!
I am posting this for Mr. Baker on behalf of my friends Zyviva (whom you already know) Jon (who I mentioned in the Bowl thinger yesterday) and myself. We were wondering if you could provide translation for some of the following insults, b/c we have no clue what they mean:
distempered
gnarling
pernicious
purpled
onion-eyed
crutch
egg-shell
gull-catcher
hedge-pig
hempseed
jack-a-nape
malkin
mannequin
moldwarp
nut-hook
pantaloon (other than pants)
rabbit-sucker
sanity repels me
penicious means harmful
It was one of my vocab words this year.
You know what else tastes really good? Sprite and cranberry juice. King George, are you off from school today? Are you sick? I’m at home ‘cuz of my foot, which got smashed by a table and has six stitches in it.
SPRING BREAK SPRING BREAK!!!!!!
MY FRIEND GETS TO GO TO TARGEE FOR FIVE DAYS!! ITS NOT FAIR! NOOOOOOOOOOOO
AND THEN SHE GOES TO ARIZONA! GRRRR
BUT I GETT TO STAAAAY HOOOOOME! THE WHOOOOLE TIIIIIIIIIIMME!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
but heck i get to see Aida again on the 15th! *squeals* yess… i was like six when i first saw it. i remember like half a scene. and the music. i’ve got the soundtrack. yesyesyes
and i finally finished my porqupine picture in art. I’VE BEEN WORKING ON THAT THING FOR TWO YEARS
but really only five lessons cuz of duck stamp competitions.
meh.
mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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The aliens are coming!!! Help! They’ll blow up the earth!
Who likes to play kill the happy man?
Depends. Which happy man?
OH!!! A couple of actual MUSES have stopped by. I love it when they do that. Hi, Koko, Aeiou and Crraw.
Luna (63),
I contradance! I learned how in college. Great fun, isn’t it?
Heya, Muses!
I know! Only Crraw didn’t say anything for himself. What exactly is contradance?
It’s like square dancing, but you do it in long double lines with partners standing side by side–similar to the English country dancing you see in Jane Austen movies. It was invented in New England.
Cool. You should really see the list of ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart. Just Google “Tons of Hilarious Ways to Get Kicked out of Wal-Mart.” or something like that. It is really funny.
Where’d you go?
What’s contradance?
BTW, Dasani is made by Coca-Cola, along with TONS of other things…….I’ll list them if you want
170- ?? why does it say that comment is awaiting moderation? did someone actually type that in the message…weeeeeird…
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Weird yet fun…
Hey, I don’t know if I told you guys this already, but in the school parking lot (I think the senior one), there’s a car with a bumper sticker that says “Zaphod for President”.
I thought that was pretty cool.
172- Where??!!! When??!! Why am I never here when they do….*sobsob*
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ha. coke sux. i heard something the other day about it being used to clean blood off the roads after car crashes, but i think someone just made that up. it could be true though. wouldnt be surprised.
But he already is president. It should say “Kokopelli for President”. Now that would be cool. That gives me an idea…….. do any of you drive? Excepting the Adults, whom we know can. ‘Cuz then you could have a bumper sticker like this.
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How about like this?
Okay, thats gonna bother me. Im off to smiley practice…
(161) I code stuff mostly by hand, though I copy stuffs from tutorials if I need it. With proper creidt, of course. ^^
Notepad is my best friend.
Oh, and swing dancing is where it’s at, though I wouldn’t know.
Muse is the best magazine ever!!! And Harry Potter are some of the all time best books. I also enjoyed the Narnia books, but not as much. Some of my favourite authors are Mercedes Lackey, Tamora Pierce, and I can’t think of any others right off. Basically, I just like anything that’s fantasy. Fantasy rocks!
I’m really excited, because my birthday’s in a few days (March 29th). I’m going to be turning 16. I can’t wait! By the way, my favourite color is pink. (Oh, for you guys, and girls too, who don’t want to wear pink, I also like light blue a lot.)
Do I get my own little Muse Blog Happy Birthday thing, too, like Violetfire and MontgomeryGurl? ‘Cause that would be really cool!
Anyway….
Oh, by the way, I live in Alaska, and the time’s three hours earlier than the time stamp on the blogs. Alaska rocks! And for anybody who’s curious, we do NOT live in igloos. I’ve never even seen a real igloo in my life, and I’ve lived in Alaska my whole life.
That is so cool!
What is it like in Alaska?
Is it dark all the time, then light all the time? (I heard that somewhere…..)
When is your b-day, Michelle W.?
Yeah, We’re 1 hour ahead…….Eastern Standard Time (EST)
CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:
Chuck Norris does not go hunting because it implies the possibitliy of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever he wants.
When Chuck Norris answers the phone, he just says “Go”. This is not permission for you to start talking; It is your cue to start running for your life.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that a roundhouse is not the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake ever made.
Malignant Mandolin, let’s see, what’s it like, here. Umm, well it can get kind of cold in the winter, I remember once when it got down to -40 farenheit, which is the same in celsius. But that’s pretty rare. Usually in the winter it’s often down to -10 or -20 farenheit, but the last couple of years the winters have been relatively warmer. (You know, global warming and all that stuff.) Today the temp is about 45 farenheit, it feel really warm outside. It’s been getting down to around 10 or 20 degrees though at night.
The last couple of years, the ice on the lakes where I live haven’t frozen over until late November, early December. It used to be that the ice on the lake would be solid enough to walk on by Thanksgiving, but not anymore, usually. We usually get a snowfall in November or December that stays awhile. It snowed sometime in November, stayed a couple or so weeks, and then all the snow was gone by Christmas. So much for a white Christmas…. We have about a couple of inches of snow still on the ground now, but it’s melting pretty quick.
In the summer, the temps often get up into the 70s, and occasionally the 80s, more so than they used to. There’s tons of mosquitos in the summer, they usually hatch out sometime in June and are mostly gone in August.
In the part of Alaska I live in, it’s not dark all the time then light all the time. However, above the Arctic Circle, it’s dark all winter and light all summer. Where I live, it gets dark around maybe four or five PM in the winter, and gets light sometime around maybe 10 or so in the morning. In the summer, June/July, but mostly July I think, it’s pretty much light all day. It’s not broad day light, but it’s not exactly dark either.
It’s usually really rainy during the last couple weeks of August, when the Alaska State Fair is.
My b-day’s March 29th, I’m hoping for a bunch of Harry Potter stuff. My sister and parents think I’m obsessed with Harry Potter. I prefer the term ‘Harry Potter freak’, though.
Anyways, hope that helps you get an idea of what Alaska’s like, though. Oh, yeah, the mountains are really pretty. In the winter, they’re covered in snow, but sometimes there’s spots that don’t have snow on them that look sort of blueish.
We sometimes get moose in our yard during the winter. They come and nibble on the tree branches. I’ve seen lots of moose along the roads. Hundreds of ’em get hit by drivers every year. It’s sad. I once saw a wild grizzly bear, too, when we were driving on the highway. I’d say which one, but the administrators would probably delete it. It was really cool. It was the first time I’d ever seen a wild bear.
Last summer, when my sister and I were swimming in the lake by our house, we saw two beavers swimming in it. Now, there’s a beaver den on the lake shore. I think it’s really cool having beavers living nearby. A few years ago we had about a dozen muskrats living in the lake, but I don’t think I’d ever seen wild beaver before last summer. It was fun. Our dog kept jumping in the water trying to catch the beavers. Of course, she didn’t have much luck.
Well, I’ve got to go. Talk to you all later, like maybe Friday. Bye!
muses? where? did i miss them? i was at the concert…
I hear you get paid to live in Alaska. I hope that’s true, becuase I’m interested in at the very least visiting Alaska and living in Washington…
I wish I could see beavers! -beaver lover-
frankenfaerie (195),
They appeared in the birthday threads for Violetfire and MontgomeryGurl. They weren’t around very long. Flighty beings, those muses.
Washington is totally awesome! We got the Puget Sound, Most of the Columbia River, Lots o’ volcanoes (Our class visited Mt. St. Helens), BIGGG trees (Western Red Cedar and Giant Redwood), the richest man on earth (Bill GAtes), airplane people (Bo(e)ing) the Space Needle, The Tulip City (LA Conner), and a whole bunch of radical liberals.
and rain. Lots of rain.
We Rock.
In fact, we get so much rain that an American Indian chant from the coast goes like this (Translated)
Dont You ever,
You up in the sky,
dont You ever get tired
of having the clouds in between You and us?
I’m insanely jealous of you right now Otzi.
But nothing beats spring in California, nothing.
Hola! Como esta? That means “Hi! How are you?” in Spanish. I hav been taking spanish for 3 years now, and that is the extent to which i can speak it. Ah, well! who needs spanish when they’ve got these new translater thingys? heehee!!!
Anybody out there? helloooooooooo! Maybe every body except me actually has a life, so they dont spend there mornings on blogs, but from wut ive heard, lots of people are (nearly) as geeky as me (heehee!), so i expected someone to be here! Maybe it takes a while 4 messages to appear online
ok, if no one is actually going 2 respond, i’ll just talk completely randomly and annoy my little bro. by not letting him on the computer (heehee!)
He now thinks im a “little brat”
ok he’s really annoyed now. if i dont give up the keyboard, he’ll get my parents to do something about it. ttyl!
mwa-ha-ha! the computer is mine!
Why should the comments take forever to be moderated? Come on Gapas, we need you to get our comments posted!
siblings are really annoying. i have to give up the computer to my little sis soon. because she complained to my parents… little tattletale. blech.
i had so much fun at the dance!!! it was awesome!!!! i almost asked someone to dance with me on a slow dance. i said almost. yes i know i am a total chicken. so don’t make fun of me. i know that if everyone else is like me on here (which they probably are) they are chicken to ask boys out too and plus, boyfriends are sooooooo overrated!!!!! i mean seriously!!!!!!
i took spanish in 1st grade to 3rd grade. i forgot all of it though. hehehehe…. anyways, it was quite boring. and how am i supposed to remember spanish that i learned in 1st grade if i am now in 7th grade!!! i used to be able to count up to 40. i forgot and now i can only count up to 10…
Hola! Como esta?
yeah i learned something!!! lol… oh and welcome Sophie!!! are you new? i came here in October. i think it was October 10th. i can’t remember though. i think i have long term memory loss. seriously. or something of that sort.
There is something majorly wrong with my friend. I told her who I like, and she completely freaked out. At first she didn’t even believe me. When I finally convinced her that I really did like Omosockie (code name), she just about had a fit. “He’s two years younger than you!!!!!” “Nine months, Rebekah.” “You’re taller than he is.” “What on earth does that have to do with anything?” When I told my friend Lacy about what Rebekah said, she said “You liking anyone else would be creapy. When I first got to know you the first thing I thought was that you had his sense of humor. I’ve always thought y’all had compatible personalities. I can’t imagine you liking anyone else.” We’ve decided Rebekah just has the world’s worst taste. She’s liked four guys. One of them isn’t funny or cute and is a gay wannabe. Another was an absolute jerk. One of the guys is now a “chick magnet” as my friends and I jokingly call him, and she liked him last year, for looks. This guy was nowhere near cute last year. And another of the guys she liked last year wasn’t cute, and never talked. Lacy and I decided she’s officially ruined her credibility. It really made me mad, though. Telling me who I could like. I’ll like whomever I please, thank you very much.
Anyway, sorry to tell you the whole thing. I just wanted to get that out of my system, because it made me mad.
201: nothing beats california ANYTIME!!!
Lacy? I hope, for her sake, that’s a code-name for the blog. I guess it’s not that bad though. I have a relative named Flossy and another one named Bessy. Of course, weird names seem to abound in my family.
ahhhhhh……
ok, I just had a piano lesson and I am sitting at a REALLY cool computer at the Duquesne University computer lab
(don’t stalk…..heehee)
it is really cool
ok……
oh, welcome sophie!
202- i’ve had spanish for two years, and i still can’t speak properly. i don’t think we learned anything at all this year. our profesor de espanol es loco. or something like that. but on thurs. the spanish teachers arranged a hispanic-dancing program. it was pretty funny. there was a dude with a mullet. i think he got the most applause just for that reason. huzzah!
oh, no i am getting yelled at. right in my ear. “if you don’t get off that computer now i will press that button! i’ll do it! you have twenty minutes to get ready to leave.” she’s been saying that last part for about two hours now. it’s really annoying.
especially because she’s chewing at the same time.
Yeesh!! Last time I came on there were like 40 posts on this thing…I came on a day and a half later and there were like 180.. and now this mornign there are 209!! Were gonna get up into part 5 at the rate we’re going.
193: When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he does not get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
198: Thanks!
208: I get it totally. I told someone who I liked and they told everybody else. So now I don’t really like him anymore but everyone thinks I do.
We’re leaving for Utah in six hours! Maybe I’ll get to ski some, but I’ll probably just sit around the condo and do stuff.
Iam bored. i am supposed to be looking up things for Costa Rica ’cause iam doing a report on costa rica. Anyone know anything about Costa Rica????
MuseBlog RPG*, version 2006.1
hope that works
NOOOO!
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=150
this perhaps
YEAH!
peoples that is a link to the RPG.
use it. grrr
see this is my theory. as a thread gets harder to reach, it become ill used and eventually closes. if there is an easylink to it, it is used more. so use the link. it works.
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mwah ha!!!
The GAPAs can’t spend all of their time on the blog. Patience is a virute.
That sounds…confusing, MG. o.O I hope all goes well?
Hi everybody!
Hi everybody! Isn’t the RPG where everybody pretends to be a dictator?
*returns from overnight @ friends*
wha… the muses were here? *is disappointed*
last night rocked. the rocky horror show was so awesome, i thought it was even better than the movie. even though they censored the production a bit. the best part was the actors (they were actually supposed to be rude audience ppls) in the back of the auditorium who would, on certain cues, yell derrogatory comments @ the actors on stage. i wish i could see it again.
Michelle W- you live in alaska? that is so awesome! hey, the weather where you live is probably better than it is here in MI, actually. psh. MI sux.
hey!!!! Michigan rox!!! so does ohio!!! if that is of course where u are talking about. if not just ignore this comment. thanx.
208- MG, i told my friend who i like and she cannot get over it!!! she just can’t comprehend why and how i can like him!!! it’s sooooooooooooo annoying!!!! especially because she tells me over and over that he’s an idiot and that i’m an idiot for liking him and blah blah blah blah blah. it’s so freakin’ annoying!!
PAs weather sux too. either we’re in drought season, rainy-beyond-belief season, or “nor’easter” season. going outside is not a goode idea.
where did the muses post? piz answer my question!
emogrl, i’ll trade u any day. i loved MI *sniff* *sob* *pulls out hanky* You move to ohio and pretend to be me and i’ll go to MI k? Sounds good.
lol…
Alaska is very cool. You can be like “i live in the desert” and people’ll go Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? and you can be like “yay”.
And stuff.
Eat your WEEEEEEEEETABIX!!!!!!!!!!
i’m tired…
meh
#230: deal. besides, one of my favouritest bands ever is coming to ohio next month, but my parents dont love me enough to take me there…
Yeah? Well I’m more tired than you.
oh yeah, i need some advice here.
so i might be going to visit a college w/ my friend + a ton of her friends, + we’d be staying in a hotel w/ a pool, + of course everyone would want to swim. + then they would bug me if i didnt. ppl, i relly dont like water. i got dropped in a jacuzzi when i was a few weeks old (though i dont remember any of this) + i almost drowned when i was 2. i remember this incident. i tried to grab onto a dock support, but it was relly slimy so i couldnt get a grip, + i was basically screwed until my mom jumped in + got me (she thought the whole thing was funny. right. ).
besides this, i just dont like wearing a stupid swimsuit. i dont like ppl seeing that im pale + dont like shaving… hehe tmi there. anyways, what the deus am i gonna do?
I currently live in PA (where I live we get a TON of rain) and I LOVE it
I lived in MI for almost half my life, and I LOVED it there too
Sophie, your posts are annoying.
Ah, I just finished my podcast for my friend in Holland. He’s writing a story, and I’m narrating it. Although… I can’t do all the roles, so I’ll be looking for actors.
231-which band?
232-Nuh uh.
If you haven’t, go to
https://musefanpage.com/NewFiles/kokosight_1.html
it is “kokopelli sightinge” it’s really cool
hey i live in PA too!!! sweet!!! we don’t get that much rain here…
and defcon? do we say that your posts are annoying? no. so don’t say that about Sophie’s.
I feel like a bit of wordart.
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AAAAAAAGGHH my wordart!
&%$# FORMATTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aw c’mon, the weather isn’t that bad. If you have a liking for rainy, gloomy, gray, cold, miserable days. Which I have. It is actually snowing right now. Hard.
It’s really cold here. We get something like two weeks of spring, during which time it is either raining, cloudy, or my birthday. Stuff just happens like that, I guess. But before you call me lucky, hear me out: If there is something walk-into-able, I will walk into it because I’m just slick like that.
What was it supposed to be, Jack? The wordart, that is. Ooh, I shall give you a hpb where you must fill in the hp. They make people happy.
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it was snowing earlier today. now it’s foggy and gloomy. my hair is curling because of the moisture.
i like the gloomy days.
not humidity,
just not slush.
for some reason, cinder-filled brownish snow is very annoying.
as is drought-season. i burn very easily. and they drag me to the pool. where i burn or get roasted alive.
actually, now that i think on it, i think i’m getting used to wearing jeans and long sleeves on hot summer days. perhaps that is why i am usually colder than “normal.”
The Steelers just won the superbowl, and our city is going CRAZY (GAPA, this is kind of obvious of what city I live in, can I say this?) It was cool at first, that we won the superbowl, but now it is REALLY annoying
I burn really easily too, like, in 10 minutes of sun, and sometimes even in the winter (but not as bad)
I’m burned right now. Ten minutes outside on a sunny day, any time of the year, is enough to do it.
#236: switchfoot! *gets excited, then remembers theres no way she could go*
yeah, ive tried tanning. it doesnt work for me either.
the rain used to relly bother me b/c then my hair would curl, but then i got this industrial strengh flat iron, so now my hair doesnt curl unless its soaking wet. personally, i love ringlet-ish curly hair, but my hairs relly thick + extremely dry naturally; i can actually brush it if i use a flat iron.
i don’t burn easily… Malignant Mandolin, i now know what city you live in!!! don’t worry, i’m no stalker… i love to swim!!!! it’s practically my favorite summer passtime!!! including tennis. i luv tennis too. i am going to tennis on monday and wednsday. tennis class is very fun… i am really quite bored. good bye i am leaving this thread for now but i will be back!!! mwahahahahahahahaha!!
246- i am clueless about the football world, and as a result, have no idea where you live.
my hair gets ringlet-y, but i just got bangs cut like a week ago and that would just be creepy if they would curl.
i have a germaphobic fear of pools (a bit redundent, but oh, well)
#248 Oh my gosh, I LOVE SWITCHFOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They’re one of the greatest bands of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *does a crazed fan girl squee*
sorry, i don’t like switchfoot. my sister does, but, personally, i think all their songs sound basically the same.
(236)- Nuh huh.
i mean, uh huh.
thanx for updating the hg2mb!
Yeah, It’s awsomer now!
209: Yeah? well… at least we don’t have the termenator for a governor. WE have a woman Gov.
WE NEED A CHUCK NORRIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seattle is also the birthplace of grunge.
All though that isn’t really a brag.
Boston is Best!
I don’t care about the weather!
I once got lost in Boston. NOT Fun.
You got all the cool colonial shtuff though. Like Fanueil hall.
BUT Seattle is considered one of the best cities in the nation at helping to offset global warming. This may have something to do with the fact that it is a city full of
a) Environmentalists in priuses
b) poor college students on bikes because they can’t afford gas
c) hippies who just say “dude” and walk everywhere.
and also it’s powered by a hydroelectric dam (WITH SALMON LADDER) at the Cedar River Watershed.
246: THE SEAHAWKS WUZ TOTALLY ROBBED!!!!!! BIASED REFFEREES!!!!!!
And we have cooler rock stars.
Jimi Hendrix totally beats Christina Agulera.
CAn we have a “Brag about where we live and watch people reply” thread?
#237. on kokopelli sightings, ii wonse saw him hanging around on shower curtain hooks. i dont have a picture tho. *sighs at her lack of intelligence regarding kokopelli sightings* I think the curtain hooks were part of a bathroom set, so there mite be towels, garbage cans, soap dishes, the whole setfeaturing him!
MI weather wont stay the same for 5 min.! its the great lakes fault. and global warmings. if you think you have bod weather, come to michigan. you’ll soon change your mind
259- of course it is! yay for alice in chains!
i wonder what the birthplace of the magick school bus was? that show was the greatest thing in the history of all televised entertainment directed at an audience of grade-school children. i think i still have some of the olde wondows’95 magick school bus computer games! must install!
the solar system one was absolutely the best. with the water cycle being a close runner-up. followed by the bat episode.
i sound like a complete dork.
i wonder if i can get the olde tapes of the shows…..
262- your definition of seattle is remarkably (i know i spelled that wrong) similar to most people’s definition of santa cruz…
257: yeah, we were on a camping trip in the middle of nowhere, and when we heard we nearly drove to oregon. nearly.
missouri is the farthest away ive ever been from home (wail)
hyperbaric chambers are the most boring things on earth!!!!!!!!!!!
I swim in Lake Michigan every summer…..it is really cold, but fun
We have a lot of magic school bus books
Magic school bus ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#267: hehe, magic skool bus. my parents introduced me to that + all those other creepy pbs kids shows practically right after i started to walk. i was obsessed w/ that show! we had all the books, the one space episode on vhs, all the games for windows 95, + i was in this club thingie where i got these magic skool bus science exp thingies in the mail every month.
yeah, sad.
Oh! Oh! Was there never more ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mister Mistopheles?
We need a new thread….not with this, necessarily, but we haven’t had a new one for 3 days!! (The last time that happened was batween February 6th and 11th , correct me if I’m wrong)
271- you bet it’s fun!!! have you been to Mackinaw Island?
I AM INFINTELY JEALOUS OF OTZI.
JUST TO GET THAT OUT OF THE WAY.
-weeping- I want to live in Washington so bad…Or at the ery least vacation there. Do you know of a place called Beaux Arts Village? Something like that. Looked nice. -been on the state website-
California’s nice,but it’s way to smoggy. And there’s too may people and too much developing. They just built these huge evil looking box houses where there used to be some nice hills. It makes me want to quote a Japanese song.
Don’t have this, don’t have that
Greed that seeks to grant every wish
As if to softly encompass those very things we lack
The wind trembles ever so slightly as the evening calm draws to a close
Spring flutters in a dance along the coastal road
I feel better now. =D
273- hahaha we’re cool like that
i was never part of the pbs club thing but i have all the books and games…yay for miss frizzle!
a new thread would be nice, but about what?
ack. i have to go to the mall (eew, crowds)
King Arthur thread? sorry me obsessed.
(265) i thought that was wyoming weather…
Geuss What!
fyi: i can spell guess. typo
my birthday is april 27. remember that, cuz i really want a blog topic saying happy birthday yayforhotpinkbunnies!:D
has anyone seen walk the line?
it rocked!
Resse Witherspoon is the greatest:D
(282) *faints from shock*
hey… george mason univrsity just beat some awsome team in some random sport, and apparntly this is of some significance…. enlightn m, someon, plase.
hokay, seriously, w need a names thrad!!!!!
280- wyoming weather is crazy, too. bloody NEPA
okay, im going to go away for a while, before the blog suffers from em overload.
i am new to the blog but i think that some people will find this link very funny
[Welcome, Star! But we GAPAs discourage links to outside sites, for various reasons, so we’ve snipped yours. We’re much more interested in what you have to say. –Robert Coontz, Administrator]
i have nothing to say except that i have nothing to say.
deus…i have nothing to say either…
its funny, b/c i may very well grow up to be a ms frizzle or something along those lines. see, im er…a bit eccentric…in case no ones guessed, + id love to teach biology to a bunch of unenthusiastic little rugrats…+ having a pet lizard would pwn
mackinac island is a great place for a day trip, esp during the lilac festival. + riding your bike around the island is fun. last time my family was there, we went twice around the island on bikes
frankenfaerie: hey, if youre ever bored @ the mall, just try gluing some quarters to the floor+ watch ppl try to pick them up. its hilarious
I just found an extremly cool website. I can’t post it, but, google “The 4th Dimension” and click “I’m feeling lucky”
190- gapa, did you mean, “interested” instead of “interesting?” and welcome, star!
[Right you are. Oops. –Admin.]
quarter-gluing! must try! have you ever tried bringing your own perfume and threatening the perfume salespeople with it? it’s really fun, too!
Erm… I wish I lived near some of you guys. That way I could know what you are talking about.
I just found the funniest book! “One Hundred Great Books in Haiku” by David Bader.
Here’s the for Oscar Wilde’s The Importance of Being Earnest
Earnestly posing
as Ernest, Jack learns he’s named
Ernest in earnest
he he.
(I’ve actually only seen the movie, ok, pie me)
Well we’re interesting too i should hope. We should get some psychologist to study us. I’m sure they’d be interested. They could write a book-Insanity: A Look Into The Mind Of The Average Museblogger. I’m sure it would be a best-seller. Great talking point for parties and such-“Can you really believe anybody could be that crazy?!” We could donate all funds to THE MOVIE OF ALL CAPS. It’d be great…
How can you not understand tetraspace?
what;s a names thread? i have a file on my computer with a list of cool names. it’s very handy in emergencies.
If I post in all italics, will people scrolling by think that I am an OEAD? This could be an interesting experiment. And insanity returns!
By the way, what is tetraspace? I’m too lazy to go through all the previous posts and find out.
Is Death in THE MOVIE OF ALL CAPS? Are the OEADs, of which I am not a member, also in it? Or do they belong in the Movie of All Italics? Or THE MOVIE OF ALL ITALIC CAPS?
Never mind. I confuse myself.
Well, they do say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. But why anybody would want to do it is beyond me.
I’m going to bed. ‘Night, all.
I thought I was an OEAD when I scrolled past. That says a lot about my mental capabilities.
How do you get it be in all italics? I can’t get my computer to let me.
okay Skipper this is what u do. [i] and then when you’re done with italics, do [/i] only do it with the little carrot thingys.
like this hi i am doing this for absolutely no reason!!! lol
You put (i) at the begening, replacing “(” with “”
What happened to the other half of my post?!
Hello, i’m new! I heard about this place from the March (or was in February?) 2006 issue, and decided to check it out. Unforutiantly, I lost the issue at the hospital. I starteds reading Muse in November 2003, when my aunt got me it for my birthday.
Sooo…. The article on banning passages in tests and censoring textbooks. People also ban books due to rasict/sexist material. Among books banned are To Kill a Mocking Bird, Three Wishes, and Shakespeare. Also: The Giving Tree; banned because the female tree did all the giving.
one of my favorite childrens books.
Welcome, CB!
Hey Copper! I always loved the Giving Tree, but it always made me sad. Banned books also make me sad . If we can’t treat all ideas equally, then how are supposed to be fair?
Well, some books need to be banned from elementary or middle school because they are scary or vulgar (Like Steven King novels). But banning Shakspare, its not anybody know what hes talking about anyways (II only know Shakespeare from the twisted versions of his plays in Lion King and Lion King 2). Banning “To Kill A Mockingbird”. Its FOR blacks, not againsat! The Giving Tree? That was just stupid. Most plants are both male and female, the tree is just referred to as “She”.
hey, CB. banned books are no fun at all
the giving tree was goode. very goode. did the author specifically say that the tree was female? i do not recall. i thought it was just refered to as “the tree.” because if said author did not, then those banning the book would actually be politically incorrect.
have you ever read The Martian Chronicles by Ray Bradbury? it’s a collection of short stories about life on mars. one of the stories is about how, far in the future, all fuction books were banned and burned (*gasp! oh, no!*). then a man living on mars built the house of usher (poe reference, by the way), and incorporated various other poe stories into it (murders in the rue morgue, the pit & the pendulum, the cask of amontillado, etc.), and then invited the anti-book people to a party in it. during the party, these people were killed according to the stories, but no one realized because they had never actually read the stories. also, he created robotic replicas to replace them, and no one noticed until the very ende, by which time it is too late (*seals final brick*)…and i just ruined the ending. (*facepalm*)
that probably didn’t make too much sense, though, if you haven’t read it…hmm…
#294: lol. so if one of those creepy ladies from victorias secret come + try to douse you w/ perfume, you could be like “you stay away from me now! ive got a bottle of cotton candy scented body spray from the dollar store (that stuff is so gross) + im not afraid to use it!”
#308: hi CB! …guess the bias police are @ it again…what theyre doing is completely unneccessary in my opinion
wow its almost 4 already…ive gotten more sleep in the last 2 days than i normally get in a week.
oh oh i downloaded google earth yesterday, + its sweet. i looked @ tokyo 1500 feet above ground
Sounds interesting, Franken, I’ll check it out. I love to wonder wha Life used to be like on Mars….. and if the ecosystem was understurbed by some higher race.
Also, if you like Science Fiction, you’ll love the Lionboy trio,logy by Zizou Corder. Its in a slightly futuristic setting where there is an asthma epidemic and cars are banned. Its about half-african american boy named Charlie that can speak to cats who has scientisit parents who are kidnapped by- I don’t want to spoil the surprise, but its science-fictiony.
I wonder is the bias police have banned Lionboy because an african american is a genius…. Hmmmm
Google Earth is really cool. We saw a picture of our school, but it looks a lot different…the picture was probably taken in the summer – lots of leaves on the trees
I’ve been to Macinac Island zillions of times…..
does this make it italicized???
I dont any books should be banned from middle schools just because their creepy… I mean, I think the librarian should excercise good taste, but it bugs me when parents come into my school library and say “you should ban this book because it is inappropriate”. And then the librarian says “well if you dont want your child reading it I can make sure they dont check it out.” And then the parent says “No, i just dont think any young people should read it.” Im like HELLO, WHO SAYS ITS UP TO YOU TO DECIDE?!!!! We can decide for ourselves if a book is to creepy for us, but Id like to be free to read anything I like, thank you very much.
This is random, but oh well… Paul Baker, I love your articles, they ROCK! I especially enjoyed your one on priest holes. It was really interesting. I also enjoyed the one on carving on roof bosses and misericords in the cathedrals. And the Tower of London one… I’ve been to the Tower, summer ’04. It was lots of fun, ‘cept since it was on a choir tour, and the schedule’s are always really tight on our tours, we only had about three hours at most there. And of course, that is obviously NOT enough time, ‘specially when one of the kids in your group is a boy, and spends about five minutes on every piece of weaponry in that on building. You know, the huge white one that’s like five stories, and everything in it is weapons? Well, anyway, it was fun. The crown jewels were cool. And the doors to the place where the jewels were on display were crazy! I mean, they were like two feet thick. Of course, I know that’s to keep people from being able to break in and steal the stuff. It was disappointing that you couldn’t take pictures inside the area with the crown jewels, though. ‘Cause although they had post card pictures of them in the gift store, they were all awfully expensive. I mean, stuff in England has the same number price as stuff in the US, which means that if it costs 1 pound, it’s the equivalent of 2 dollars, so everything is twice as expensive in the UK.
Anyway, administrator peoples, you know what I just realized? Your the same people who answer the Q’s in the Q and A section of Muse. Cool!
The Giving Tree?!?!?! No….way….I…am….going….to….hurt….them….arrrrgh!!! I loved that book! Grr! Stupid banned book people…
I read banned books all the time though.
Isn’t there like a read a banned book week or something.
Michelle-that is cool!!! Me jealous.
Banning books is silly. Did you know that Lionboy was written by a mother-daughter team under a pen name? Neither did I. Except I do. Now, that is.
Dial-up is terrible if you want to see Google Earth, screenshots of Elder Scrolls IV, or anything, pretty much. *tragic sigh*
Hey, Starinthesky was here! She’s (yet another) friend of mine. More comments, please, Star!
Yeah, I knew that..if you get a hardcover, it is written on the back inside flap. Their pet lizard of some sort is named Zizu, so they kind of morphed it into Zizou. I don’t know where the Corder came from, though
Ooops, its African-British, my bad. Said African American by reflex.
And I knew that. I have the first book in paperback and The Chase and The truth in Hardcover.
And Google Earth rocks! I was able to find my house, and my Elementary school right near it!
Oh, and Dail-Up is also bad for the dancing Kokopelli
. There is a Kokopelli sighting in my local mall, maybe I should turn it in…
wow. i must get that book. it sounds very goode.
dial-up makes me sad. i have cable now, though. *happy dance*
im new!!!!!!
y is violetfire like so famous???????
someone tell me y
please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cant help ya there. i just got on at the beginning of the month so im really out of it besides im like that anyway.
KitKat is to sing a song for those of you who prefer a rustic rhyme type thingee:
The rim on the challice is thin and enjeweled,
for the retired king on his wooden seat who formely had ruled.
He ruled not a kingdom, but a nation in his mind,
and his fingers trace the rim remembering what he left behind.
His eyes are a black like the cape of the night,
his hair is pale and red like a sunset taking flight,
but his mouth is drawn and simple, nothing to see
he cries a single tear, for all alone is he.
He resigns from the hardic chair and lets a saddened sigh,
for the poor little king knows more than night is nigh.
He tweedles his fourth finger, looking at his solemn ring,
remembering the small little country that once called him king.
Billows of smoke plummet from a clutter of small houses,
everything is running from dukes to feeble mouses,
the night is dim so nobody sees the small king a running,
foregetting his sweet daughter who is lost in her own cunning.
Now that time is over, as the small little king does know,
and that is why in exhile many years before he did go,
so listen you who has listened to this rhyme,
before you run yourself look for those you left behind.
-Kitkat
Thank you all…I can’t hear you clapping. Oh vell.
haha i hav dial-up. it sux. there are times when it almost works ok, + then times when it takes 20 minutes to load anything. almost like it has moods…
alright. so im thinking about getting a myspace thingie? should i go for it? what are the risks? is it worth it?
i just want to find a place where i can do some real ranting + hav hundreds of anonymous ppl see it…
*applause*
If you get a myspace or anything like that, 208 strangers email you porn. Trust me: I know.
myspace. don’t have one.
if you don’t tell them where you live (my friend says you can hide that) or go to school, etc. stalkers probably won’t find you. unless said stalkers are really skilled hackers. but there’s only a small chance of that.
not really a bad idea.
i’m probably too lazy to keep updating one, though.
Yoiu think i would be hot pink bunnied if I asked for a article on trhe Feral cat and dog crisis? Its a global problem: North America, Eroupe, Australia (Not asia, cause they get skinned and eaten), almost everywhere except Antartica.
No…at least not on xanga. At least not on my xanga. I think i just frighten the spammers with mucho insanity…insanity’s always good. Not much room for it on myspace though. eeevil myspace *hiss* lol
OR there could be some evil secret Stalker/Spammer pact between me and my fellow dark forces of evil. Mwahahahaha.
You decide.
PS-I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!!
PPS-Not really.
PPPS-Not quite everybody.
PPPPS-Better lock your door though.
*sigh* I’m such a wannabe…lol
I have heard that colleges go look at your myspace and even if you delete once you apply there are sites where they are saved and if you post something weird (like what, I don’t know) then they don’t let you in. I’m not allowed to have one anyway. About the banned books, I think it’s bad, because if you know it’s banned it kind of makes you want to read it more. But not the Giving Tree, because that is the saddest book, and I don’t like sad books. In practically every grade we had to read the Giving Tree during class, so obviously the bannings aren’t effective where I live, but each time it just made me weep.
It was on Xanga that that happened to me 0_o.
Ah. I recommend insanity, complete and utter.
Welcome, Copper Bigfoot!!! ….hi
MySpace: It ‘s horrible for so many reasons.
1) All the little kiddies type in sticky caps.
2) Everyone there is trying to act so…mature or cool, or carious other adjectives.
3) They say “Come look at my new layout!” and yet couldn’t tell you how it was made. It bothers me that no one there knows HTML and yet is like “LoLLLLLLL CoMe c mY NUUU LyaOtZ!!”
Learn. What. HTML. IS. You smarmy fools.
That, and everyone has one. Honestly. And the predators. Yes Axa is overly agressive on this. =D
Lord. And that’s ridiculous about the Giving Tree. Are we going to ban Bambi because his mother dies? Or how about the Three Little Pigs because it encourages violence?
We could do with a part five now…:)
No, Axa, wer’e gonna ban Bambi because it has an Owl
Hullo. The famous and flamablamablous MontgomerGurl is commenting. Yeah!!!! Shocking, I know.
I don’t like MySpace. At all. I’ve heard so many stories about how it’s not safe, and really inappropriate. Also, it’s just not fun. Xanga is much cleaner, much simpler to deal with.
I got my braces adjusted today. UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My bottom teeth have a thick wire on them now, and they put an elastic chain on my middle four top teeth to fix a gap. I couldn’t eat a thing today. I took painkillers, but it didn’t do much. Next time is supposed to hurt even worse. The orthodontist told the lady working on my braces something about me being “under torqued” and told her they were going to have to put in a reverse torque wire on top and bottom next time. And get me rubber bands. Ugh.
I also can barely walk. I did lunges yesterday, and today. They weren’t that hard to do, but man did I ever hurt afterwards. I’ve been walking stiff legged all day.
I have the weirdest musical taste of all time. I like rock, rock/ rap, rock/ pop, hard rock, and punk rock. Today, I picked up a sugar popl CD, and discovered I liked it (I normally like my pop mixed with some rock). I also picked up a bluegrass CD (because I have three guy friends who have their own bluegrass band, a lot of my friends listen to Nickel Creek, and other bluegrass bands), and discovered that it was really beautiful, infectious. So my musical tastes have expanded to include pop, and bluegrass. But my favorite style is still head banging rock. Ugh.
I just misspelled my own name. Great. MontgomerYGurl, with a “Y”
Did mine ears deceive me? You didn’t just say “rap” did you?!?!?!
Oooh, those blasted owls. -shakes head-
I have rubber bands. Terrible the first three days. But now I can’t even tell. Yay!
(307) angle brackets eat things
I do like rap, when it’s mixed with rock. Of course, I don’t listen to the stuff that’s obscene. I’ve found good Christian rap artists (Yes, they are good. No, they are not cheesy replicas of secular artists).
(308) we had to read to kill a mockingbird for skool, and it was verily good. and we read the giving tree in french (a french version)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAh! RAP!!!
Oh g-d, lets just say that I’m not the biggest fan of rap.
(OvO) there, now the bias committie can censor this!