Latest Pie Song
Just because. To the tune of “Show Me” from the musical “My Fair Lady”:
Don’t send a gift,
Don’t send a card,
Birthdays aren’t hard:
Pie me!
If I’m remiss,
If I’m to blame,
Treat me the same:
Pie me!
Any celebration’s so much better with a pie.
Don’t throw a cake; cake doesn’t fly.
Pie me till I am unsteady on my feet, and then
Pie me all over again!
How can you stand
Making me wait?
Don’t hesitate:
Pie me! Pie me!
Roll out the crust,
Fill it with fruit,
Top it with cream from a cow.
Pie me now!
Date: June 24, 2009
Categories: Nonrandom Craziness