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1st post?
Please PLEASE bd first post.
*pies not-yet existant newbies*
FIRST POST!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!
*pies everyone in celebration*
Come on, newbies! You know you want to come to MuseBlog! Come on! *pies*
Now, not-yet-existing newbies, you’ve had your first welcome pie. Welcome aboard the ship of insanity!
**pies Taiwan Hippo Fan**
stop gloating
4 – But how can I join the ship of insanity if I’m already insane?
6 – *pies* Join this particular ship of insanity.
5 – When was I gloating?
9th or 10th post. Yippee.
I’m insane already, 4, 6, and 7. Don’t worry.
i’m here, ive posted, so life can go on as we know it….
there will be no firey explosion today….
*pies*
im not insane YET
*runs as men in shiny white coats with pretty buttons come to take me away*
heh heh
*firey explosion explodes in front of apperdoodles*
You don’t have to be insane. If you get on board, you soon will be. And happy with it. You don’t even have to know you’re insane. You just have to be part of it. It’s fun. You’ll see.
*Throws a firey exploding pie at a randomized tree* See? All fun.
WHY am i supposed to be posting here??!!!!!
hi. Hi. HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
geez, is anyone listening?*tosses firey exploding PIE*
I like my insanity. It protects me from everyones elses. XD
What am I supposed to do here?
…*oooo, fire*…
Hola, I am a newcomer^^ I read Muse magazines though, so… yea.
I like my insanty too. It helps me connect with/ fend off those others who have the gift of being slightly(or more than slightly) insane.
*heave giant blue pie of insanity at who ever happens to be here*
Seriously im starting to think that you have to be insane to:
A. read Muse
B. post here
C. say the word muse
anyway I qualify. so who cares???!!!!
Long the dormice of the realm of itchy grass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome to MuseBlog, black_wolf_horse and The Insane Blue Sage.
Calling all MuseBloggers:
black_wolf_horse and The Insane Blue Sage look hungry. Bring pie.
I think i brought my own pie (plenty of it)
….*pies administrator*…….
my mom told me i was insane today.. but im not! not !
bwahahahaahahahahahahaahahahaaha
*its not denial, its choosing the reality im going to accept*
Pie?! WHERE?
Did anyone get MUSE today?
Hee hee hee I changed my name…don’t know what it means, though……
*pies bluedog person or other*
bwahahaha
*cream of carrot pie!*
15 – Because it’s the place of welcome (and pies) for newbies.
*pies all with lemon and cherry and watermelon pie*
Yay!!!!!!!!!
italics? thats odd.To all you newbies-
We all suffer from ALS(Absolute Loss of Sanity)
Soon you will too.
*Key-lime pie*
*pies all newcomers* Oh, yes, that was very friendly of me. I didn’t even mention your names, but that is because I didn’t know which person changed their name.
May I pie black_wolf_horse? I shall anyway!
*pies black_wolf_horse with trillions and trillions of very very tiny pecan pies*
I like pecan pies.
why ask before pieing?????!!!!!!!
….*pies Mister Clunk*….
?????I’m at a lost here. I got Muse yesterday.
Zyka (29),
BlueDog changed his or her name to Fall’s Cinnimon Puppies.
CSLion (32),
The Welcome page isn’t always this confusing. At the moment we’re flooded with newcomers from the contest in the September issue. Things should calm down a bit eventually. A bit. Eventually.
*Pies Sachi*
*PiesThe Insane Blue Sage*
*Pies the Firehorse*
*Pies BlueDog*
*Pies Mister Clunk*
*Pies Travatan Oteino
I think I got ALL of the newbies.
BWUAHAHAHAAAA!!! *Runs away with rest of pies.*
pie!!!!!!???????
Did someone say PIE!!!???????
….* heaves lots of blueberry at everyone*……..
oops…. i forgot to add the word pie to the last line
“I was once a treehouse
I lived in a cake
But I never saw the way
The orange slayed the rake”
I finally found the Llama song! My sister and I are currently listening to it in fascination, while dancing around. This is even better than the Badger Badger song!
Newcomers, you need to find the Llama song, I loveth it.
Even though I basically am newcomer-ish…..
hi i’m new to the muse blogs, though i’ve been reading the mag for years. i’ve been planning on coming here for ages but i guess i’ve just been procrastinating
question: what is the llama song
if you don’t answer, i shall pie you!!!!!!!!!!
….*pies Zyka anyway*…….
it says my last comment is awaiting moderation. do all comments have to be moderated? ugh. how long does it take? actually i guess it’s kind of pointless to ask this, since i’ll find out before anyone gets to reply to this. oh well.
Emma,
Welcome! The links at the top of this page will answer your questions.
Would the Welcoming Committee attend to Emma, please?
*PIES EMMATHEDUCK WITH YUMMYFUL LEMON-CHERRY-BLUEBERRY-APPLE-BLACKBERRY-SRAWBERRY-RHUBARB PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
(I’ll skip the rubber cement part this time)
How old are you, Emma? *pies again for good measure*
pies all newbies
welcome aboard.
really, you don’t know what you’ve gotten yourself into.
Excuse me, but what on earth is a taiwan hippo fan?I come from taiwan and I can find nothing hippoish about it.
45 – My friend’s family is from Taiwan. She loves hippos. She is going to a different school this year, and all of her friends are very sad about it. To honor her and to grieve about her leaving, I Blog-named myself as a fan of her. She isn’t a hippo, but I liked the sound of the name.
hey all, I’ve decided to get a little more involved with muse and the musers, and since they didn’t publish my letter, I decided to start foruming. I’m here because I’d like to talk to intelligent and funny people, and not have big e-parties where everyone’s saying how great TLOTR or Eragon is. So be mature!
47 – Here’s another place where I’m getting kinda mad. If you don’t like the ways of MB, you can just leave. We are all intelligent and funny. Check out some of the old threads. You’ll see. We are also obsessed about some things, and you just have to learn to respect (and/or tolerate) that. Grrrrrrrrr.
L07r pwnz j00r m473r!!!
I did NOT just say that. We don’t speak 1337 on here. Right? well…not usually.
So anything you see above is just a figment of your imagination. What else?
LOTR _is_ great. Eragon, on the other hand, is poorly written and heavily plagerized. Please never mention them in the same sentance again.
*stares at everyone insanly* bwahahahaha!!!!!
i pie u alll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im a new person to the blog. not to magazine *pie* yum.
50: LOTR may be great, but how many of you have read the Silmarillion?
ILL PIE ALL YOU KNEW MUSERS!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
zzzzzzzzzzzzoom!!!
i wonder if this will work. if so, ignor this. if not, ignor this.
aha! it does! i wonder why it isnt in HG2MB?
(53) – FS:
I’ve read the Silmarillion! And I’ve started on the Book of Lost Tales!
oh all right. that raises my respect for you, despite the ridiculous nick. If you liked the Silmarillion, listen to Blind Guardian’s “Nightfall In Middle-Earth”. It’s a concept album based on the book.
Hem hem.
Who said a bad thing about Eragon?
*Pies Lizzie with pie-cannon a million times*
im just wondering, how long do you qualify as a newbie??!!!!!!!
if its until you become insane i already qualify.
52-Yes. Three times, in fact. We’re musers, after all. Obsession means obsession. XD
59-Eragon’s alright, but it’s really not as good as everybody thinks. Read the Belgariad.
60-Most people come on here because they’re insane. I think there’s some sort of time stretch, no? Or was that just for the welcome committee? I’m terribly confuzzled about that actually. A lot of it depends on the amount of newbies coming in i guess…like after monty’s letter there were like ten a day so three days could basically qualify you as not-a-newbie. I guess a day could do it if you want to consider it that. It’s really more how you think of yourself than how we think of you. There are the generations that were started, but i don’t remember-is everybody after that just gen. 7 or whatev it is? Or does somebody want to be a dear and continue that? (I might if i get bored enough, but i have to go mow the lawn soon :'( so yah) Anyhoo, it’s a terribly confuzzling thing and doesn’t matter too much anyway, so don’t worry. We’re all musers here. *pies IBS*
my algebra teacher is soooo gross he wore the same pants all week eeeeeeeww!!!pies people who are new
I think that this month’s mag has sparked a new generation.
why? what happened in it?
oh duh!
i LOVE MUSE!!!
can i just point out that: I LOVE THE WORD CUNFUZZLED!!!
confuzzled? yes well I prefer calling things wonky, but confuzzled insead of confuzed works too.
[Lee, we use only first names or pseudonyms here on MuseBlog (except for adults, who have to use their full names). It looked like you might have included your last name in your post, so I deleted it. If I guessed wrong, please accept my apologies — Rosanne]
cunfuzzled= confused+puzzled. Yay!
i hope my noobie-ness is welcome…except i was insane b4 i subscribed to muse, so im technically not a noob. yay!
pie!
i like pumkin pie. and coconut cream. and banana cream. and cheesecake(its actually a pie…mmm, crusty*homer gargle*)
Welcome, Lee and WatermelonsRule!
MuseBloggers, we’ve got some more newcomers. They look mighty clean. Nary a speck of pie on their sparkling countenances. And I don’t like the looks of it one bit.
They need pieing.
*pies all newbies*
(By the way, newbie is not an offesive term. We all were one, once. I was an incredibly rude one. But Newbie is a term of endearment. Mostly.:mrgreen:)
n00bs. intarnet n00bs.
*throws a chocolate pie at WatermelonsRule* *watches as she/he flies onto a MuseMail page* Oops…I forgot that chocolate pies make FMP escaping juice…
Howdy!! *pies everyone* Huzzah!!
Okey-dokey, then.
37- You know what’s also better than the Badger Badger song? The Potter Potter song!! Go to mugglenet.com and search for Movie Spoofs. Then click on the first result. Then click “PotterPotterMovie”.
HI im new here!
i am 13 years old, love in New Zealand, and I LOVE chocolate ice cream. and any thing raspberry, and i collect elephants. I &hearts elephants. im tottaly cool:cool:
i am also a cheerleader, and horse back rider.
my birthday is october 27th and my fav. colors are pink, teal/agua blue and raspberry.
60
until we’re tired of you. mwahahahahahaha!!!
78
chill. again, chill
*pies newbies multiple times*
*pies any friends still here *
78 – Congrats! I am very happy for you being a cheerleader/elephant lover/tottaly cool.
Have a pie! (Does pizza count as pie?)
*Throws pie that might be pizza*
39) I want pie anyways. The llama song is a flamblambulous (probably spelled wrong) song. Look up “llama song” on google.
my bday is the first of january and my favourite colour is… um… octavarium?
Zyka: It’s FLAMABLAMABLOUS.
84
you can always go here for the llama song:
www. albinoblacksheep. com
flash movies
then look for a llama
55
it is
oh. oops.
Hey, I can’t post on the random thread!
*Realizes that GAPAs are probably in the middle of making a new one*
Pick up the pace already, GAPAs!!
; )
JK. Nvm.
*Skips off to another thread*
6-in that case, you should get a free pass on, no pies required (but, of course, we’re always happy if you bring them, anyway…tehe)!
33-yeah, that’s how i found out about this muse blog…and i’m soooooooooooo happy!!!!!!!!!
i’ve been blogging for like 3 or 4 days, now, but i only just looked at this thread…it looks fun! WooT!!!
i think i’ll try some HTML….see if it works….hmm…..
*banana cream pies everybody on the whole blog. not just this thread. the whooooole blog.*
YIPPEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hmm…..nope. let’s try again/
ok, how do you do this HTML stuff? help? please?
I think this is all you can use here:
(i) italic
(b) bold
(a) green
(code) kind of like that font called courier
(acronym title=””) Tiny! This one’s my favourit…
(strike)
For crossing stuff out.Only replace the () w/
…Heh, didn’t mean to cross off the last sentence.
and just do (/b) or whichever one you’re using to stop it.
tiny font?
94, 96-oooohhhhh…..thanks.
(93)
The amount of HTML allowed on WordPress is limited, but it’s basically done this way:
<b>Text you want bolded</b>
Replace the “b” with the letters emogrl listed in the above post for said effects. But note that(AS I HAVE SAID NUMEROUS TIMES) “a” does not make a green font, it makes an empty link. Gary will eat you if you use it. And then eat me, so for my sake, don’t. D:
99-lol ok, don’t worry, i won’t!
I’m writing this in green to annoy Axa, who did not respond to my pie on the HG2MB thread.
I’ve been here a month and a half, so I officially declare myself a somewhat new-bie.
*pies every muser not on the blog, just to be contrary*
28- ALS also stands for Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis(Lou Gherigs Disease)
How do you get your name on the “Who’s Here” list?
Hello Musers!
*pies Sachi, fellowmuser, and Aperdoodles the great treehugger* Any other newbies?*pies all newbies, then pies non-newbies, then pies all Musers not on the blog, thus pieing all Musers in the world**Gets pied by secret, non-existent alter ego, Koko du Pie*
We’re gonna need a welcoming comitee soon. My friend said she’d check out the blog.
hi! is anyone here?
ok, since probably noone’s here, and i’m not even supposed to be here (math homework-gaah) im leaving. bye, nobody!
If anyone called Rodent turns up here, give him a coconut cream/shrimp cocktail/flamablamaberry cinnamon pie from me and point him in the direction of the Ships’ Logs’ thread.
102- One of the Administraters(Robert Coontz and Rosanne Specter), or GAPA as we like to call them, will put you on.
moo
What are the first 15 digits of pie?
112- pies don’t have digits. They are arm, leg, and fingerless. Hopefully. Unless they have gotten really really old and gone through several life cycles and started to evolve..
112-Chuck? As in Norris? *chuck disappears under a barrage of pies from ferocious WDers* Whoops, sorry i spoke. Here’s a welcome pie for you, if you think you can take another one. *pies chuck* Sorry, i just had to say that.
R u people taking about pie or 3.1415926535897932384338327950288419716939937510…?
Note to the administrator: This is my mother’s email address. I don’t have one.
Hot Pink Bunnies rule the world!!!!!! : twisted : I hope that worked.
116-I think you have to not use any spaces…lemme try.
Yup! No spaces.
110,111,112-That’s pretty random. Cluck. What now?
Something has Happened!
OH NO! You are suddenly hit with 200 tons of Muse-ishly delightful pies by Kokopelli! You must go crazy to get revenge!
Hmmm, I wonder if this works, if it does, yaaaaay for GAPAS! If not, boooo for me, and erase the post (aka don’t post it.)
Hi everyone.
sup shadowkat0326
OMG THIS SO ROCKS
windows users: press ctrl-alt-down arrow key
aweome? ctrl-alt-up arrow changes it back
Sa-weeeeet I’m typing upside-down!!
pies all newbs!!!
im dfffffffefinitly not a noob ive been on forfffffffffff like 1 year
oh and i waffffffffnt a ticket on the ship of insanity!!!!yay!!!!
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