All Nuse, all the time. You can get the idea from the wildly popular MN 2006.1.
133 thoughts on “Mews Nuse, 2006.2”
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Really Cool Thingys By Allegra Yadayadamindyourownbeeswax
Yesterday, Kiki did something really awesome. She got a digital camera!!! And she took really silly-o piccys of her friends. She also built up the courage to call a fellow MBer, Penty.
Now that Kiki is 11, she feels a little better of the fact that all the other MBers are waaaay older than her.
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2-OBEY ME> I AM OLDER THAN YOUso……um…….yeah…..
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SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’M actually older than someone!!!!
The Sage is happy!!!!!!!
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lotsa people are older then me. especially since i’m the youngest person in my grade. tere are a whole bunch of people in the grade below me who are older. i got over it way back in 02.
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What Happened to Me Today ...Nothing. Meh.
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I need an idea for something to write about...
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This morning, at 6:45 AM, 45 minutes before she was supposed to be at Jazz Band, Zyka woke up. She was HORRIFIED! Last night was the first time in two months that she had gotten to bed on time, and so she had set her alarm ten minutes earlier and put her alarm up really loud. When she woke up, her alarm was silent, but playing, and her father was telling her to get up. She was very sad and tired. She did not like that, so she went to school, and was tired there instead.
That is all.
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Got up – Sick
Had breakfast – Sick
Walked dogs – Sick
Did chores – Runs away from computer to vomit
Had lunch – Gasp-ugh-eeee
Came onto Museblog to visit my long distance pals- Ooh, better
The end
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Emma was extremely annoyed to see the thread labeled “mews nuse” she suspects it was a purposeful pun but still despises misspellings of any kind.
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She also made a very interesting discover about MB, which you can find out about if you read october foliage post 110 and the ones following
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Yay! A news thread! I’ll go write a story…:cool:
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A Discovery
by K#13
Hello again! We have a news-breaking story today *plate shatters* as the MuseBlogger known as “emmatheduck” learned how to impersonate other MuseBloggers! *says ”wow” sarcastically*
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6,000 Days Old
by K #13
MuseBlogger Elassë~Adæl is 6,000 days old this month. (woohoo)
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Ruffled grouse had Jazz band too yesterday! She messed up on the songs. But that’s ok, because she is the only pianist so far, so she is feeling USEFUL.
*is happy*
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I’m going to start a column called “Facts and Fiction” if you all don’t mine. Who is the editor of this newspaper?
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mine = mind. sry
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went to school today optimistic about the afternoon, thinking that I had 2 hours less then usual. Turns out I was wrong… but hey, economy and rights is still a cool subject.
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NEWSFLASH
by K #13
I have found out an extrodinary (yet increduously stupid) fact! 2, actually…(both stupid, but newsworthy). In an attempt to embarrass big colleges like Harvard, I’ve been looking around and found out that they offer an incredibly stupid class that contains information that can not be used anywhere later in life. (they offer a stupid Star Trek class)…
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The late policy in my school sucks.
Why:
The only time I had to type up my BCR last night was at, like, 11:30(pm), so, of course, I am tired the next morning and rushing to get to school on time, so, as murphy’s law is revealed, I forget my BCR. My english teacher decides that turning it in on time is worth 6%, so I autimatically lost 5 points, and so, when at lunch I use my cell to call my mom, who is working from home today, I get my cell confiscated and stand through a 10 reprimand from the security guard, I am pretty angry. My mother brings my paper, and I bring it up to my english teacher. As it is, she is nowhere to be found. I finally turn it in after school, and I’m just glad I don’t ride a bus. And that is my wonderful story. If I don’t get an A because of those 5 points, I will be so flipping mad. Thank you *bowing*
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21: that sux. You know what I’d do? Wear an anti-religious t-shirt and when you get in trouble, cause a scandal by claiming you’re only criticizing organized religion in public, and if that’s not allowed, then WHAT HAVE WE BECOME???
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Did you hear about the Amish shootings?
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22-and what doees religion have to do with this?
News flash! Ebeth is playing Birdland in marching band! She played it last year in jazz band! She’s mad because the saxaphones got the kewl part that she ♥ed last year! Death to the saxaphones! Rar! (not any of you guys, just the saxes in my band. and mebbe the guy who arranged it) But she’s still happy because that’s one less thing she has to learn in a WEEK for homecoming! Yes, we have had ONE WEEK! and a short week at that! FOUR DAYS TO LEARN A NEW SHOW! *dies* But she has an extra practice after skool today, which should help her not mess up! Whee!
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23- yeah, they’re awful!!!!!! They’re going to tear down the school house and build a new one so people don’t have to remember every time they see it. My parents sell organic livestock feeds around NY and we employ some Mennonites (similar to Amish) My Mom says they were talking about it and it’s probobly scary for them because they have the same schoolhouse setting the Amish people did. I don’t know how much people know about it, but a milk truck driver stopped at the school, he had a gun and he forced the teacher and boys outside, tied up the girls (ages 6-13) and shot them all. Of all the awful things anyone could do, can you think of anyone as helpless and venurable as a 6 year old Amish girl? The Amish are a very religious society. I still can’t understand why anyone would do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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23- Wher have you been?
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22-rofl. thatd be funny, but tupid
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(15 Ruffled Grouse) Cool! Last year, I was in that exact same situation. It was fun.
(25) I read it about it one Wiki News and apparently he was heard to have said that it was “revenge for something that happened 20 years ago”. Sounds like a pyscho to me. But yeah, it’s horrible. I mean, can you think of what it must be like for that community?
News!
Lesotho adopted a new flag today, incorporating the traditional Basotho hat.
(Lesotho is a little country that is completely surrounded by South Africa.)
Wow! I bet you were all dying to know that.
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The US population is predicted to reach 300 million sometime in October.
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They’re thinking about adding a fifth year to high skool. :S
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Uber Exciting Happy News
It’s RAINING!!!!!!
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OMG NEWSLETTER
(aka THE PREP)
Like, oh mi god, like, today, I went to school, and like, it was so totally boring, like, yeah, and band was, like, okay, because since I’m sick, I didn’t play my baritone, and, like, i studied for my latin test, and it was like way awesome. so yah.
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NEWS: Time for a Zyka Rant!
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24.) I am guessing you play the trumpet. If so, I agree. DEATH TO THE SAXOPHONES!!! Especially since they are all my friends and enemies. Hehe…. Birdland is MEANT to be played by trumpets! GaAAAAAaaaaAAAaaaHHHH!!!
Our jazz band played it last year, and our teacher ALLLLLLLWWWWAAAAAAYS chooses new songs and never the same songs, so we will never play it again…. And I wasn’t in the band when they played it last year.
Have you heard Maynard Ferguson’s arrangement? It is the BEST version.
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Thank you for reading, this has been a Zyka Rant.
Move along.
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20) 0.o Where did you get THAT information? I really want to know, to find out if it is true, then laugh really hard and show my friends. Is it on their website? That would be the most credible source.
NEWSFLASH:
I remembered a dream I had several nights ago. It was that Yoda had gone crazy, and we were by this teeny blue beat-up bug (car) and Yoda kept throwing rocks using the Force at us (no, I am not crazy about star wars, but my brother is)
After that, some girl who looked like someone I know came along, with a bunch of friends, and asked us if we wanted a ride. We said yes, to get away from the crazy Yoda who was trying to kill everyone with pebbles. And succeeding.
So we climbed in the car, but there were gross little bug-like maggots everywhere that bit you whenever you moved and it reallly hurt so my friends jumped out, so I did too and then I forgot the rest.
The end
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20- WOW. That is so cool!!!!!!!!! *gushes*
23- *cries* More died in the hospital….it’s so sad.
25- The people killed were actually Mennonites. The news call it “Amish” because they assume people don’t know the difference. Coming from rural PA, I do.
The Newsness
Yesterday, SM went to the PA Ren. Faire in costume. Not K-Mart costume, mind you…happy costume that got her mistaken for a worker. Which was really cool.
Meandered aimlessly and talked to people.
Found a new word: WONDERSWELL. Used muchly.
Quoted Monty Python upon smelling elderberries.
Got a really cool insence [-cense?] burner. It was a dragon about a foot tall. You put the cones in a hole in the back and light them and the smoke comes out of its mouth. I couldn’t resist.
Ate. Yelled at bugs. Pwned the maze. OH, YES.
Concluded that the whole world should be a Ren. Faire.
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35- would that mean we wouldn’t have to learn any history from after that?
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20-How is STAR TREK STUPID? What is your PROBLEM?
Fabulous. More people dying. And more people disrespecting ST. What’s next? An attack on H2G2?
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News flash! Ebeth is desperately trying to finish her book club book! She is pretty sure she won’t have to stay up late, because she only has 200 pages left! She is happy! She may even get some homework done! And possibly a bit of studying for the math test that she will most surely fail if she doesn’t! (study, that is). Oh happy day. Plus she got an A on her latin test-she did mix up the two endings she thought she mixed up but then she got the translation right that she thought she failed miserably so it was good. She is still screwed for the notebook check though.
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30~ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Plase, please, please no. High School is just a stopping place between me and Harvard! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ötzi’s day in bulletpoints.
-was awakened WAY early.
-got to school WAY early
-forgot math homework
-Had fun making things explode in Science
-stayed after school
-had to look at dying bird in school courtyard. It was a crow, gasping for air, and it had tumors on its eyes and legs. The principal called Animal Control. I hope it doresn’t have Avian Flu. If it did, then I’m going to die. And that would be sad.
-Got into huge fight over possiblity of Avian flu in bird. Reminded person that mother was epidemiologist, had shown disease models and photos of sick birds that had same symptoms. Friend asked why she always had to be corrected by Ötzi. Which is the pot calling the kettle black, Ötzi thinks.
-Came home. Sat down. Blogged.
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GGRRRR!!
Ok, so I got an Alivan’s wand for my birthday. And, yesterday night, I put it in my handmade wand vase. And the cleaning lady came,andit DISSAPEARED!!!AAGH!! *headpalm*
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23: Yeah……it was sad……
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40: Ötzi, out of the 144 strains of avian flu, only 1 is deadly. You don’t have anything to worry about.
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37: The star trek class is stupid. Can you get a job as a star trek geek? Huh? NO!!! sheesh…
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21: Why did they confiscate your cell?? Can’t a person so much as carry something useful around? I also think we shouldn’t have to have gun licenses.
Amendment 2 of the bill of rights says that “A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed”.
The amendment is encouraging you to carry arms in order to protect your country! Everyone should have a handgun (little kids excluded) in case of an invasion! pplz!
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45: they obviously confiscated her cellphone because they’re afraid she’s gonna transmit classified government information to terrorists. I mean, come on, it’s obvious.
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43: My mom is an epidemiologist. I was talking about the one that IS deadly. I know it was unlikely, but I’m into dramatics. meh.
The stupid Animal Control people didn’t even show up. The crow is sitting out by the dumpster, possibly with some awfuil disease that will destroy the populus (because when animals get sick, often the environment is sick), and Animal control isn’t giving one iota of an inkling of help. They acted in exactly the same manner about the dead cat in the park where we do PE. And we had to do laps past this bloodied, mangled…. yucch.
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about animals, let me say this: PETA ARE BLOODY HYPOCRITES!!!
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48~ explain
45~ this is an interesting issue. the founders were scared of the British being sore losers and coming back with thier nasty pointy things to kill us all. (war of 1812, much?). They were also frieghtened of the possiblitity of a tyrant like that very rude King George the 3. But the amendment states the right is for a PREPARED MILITIA. What I think should happen is a civilian militia, strictly in reserve to prevent tyranny, and prepared to exercise the right to revolution if need be. They should have a representrative from every state and be completely separate from the US government. They will determine the test necesary to get in, and THEy should have guns (that should never be fired unless some tyrannical dictator comes to power…oh…wait a second…) and then only in times of combat. Until we get off our lazy tails and form a militia, it shouldn’t happen. We don’t need random crazies to have guns.
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Ok, PETA. For one thing, big funds have been shifted from PETA to a member of the ALF who had been blowing up science labs and killing people. The vice-president of PETA, who is radically against testing medicine on animals, suffers an illness that she treats with medicine that was tested on animals. What’s more, she even has the gall to openly admit she DOESN’T SEE HERSELF AS A HYPOCRITE. Of the many animals PETA ‘saves’ each year, more than half are killed, despite PETA having the capabilities to save them. Bastards…
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49, 45: We shouldn’t need a milita to avoid tyranny in the USA, for Christ’s sake…. These aren’t colonial times anymore…
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What’s the point of guns, other than to kill? I mean, why do people feel they need or want a gun to have, and that they shouldn’t need a license? Can someone explain? I have no problems with pocketknives or martial arts-that’s for self-defense, but a gun? Why do you need to have a rifle over your mantle if you live in Staten Island or Sacramento? I don’t get it.
NEWSFLASH: My mother and sister are fighting over my sister’s new jeans, which are apparently too low in Mutti’s opinion. I don’t actually care. Still, I’m hiding out in my room with my laptop and headphones.
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Remember, when the framers of the constitution wrote the bit about carrying arms, “arms” were much less acurate and easy to fire quickly than they are now.
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(45 kokopelli #13) That would only work in a world where all Americans are good people and wouldn’t misuse guns (which is deffinatley not the case). And it would only be needed in a world where all non-Americans are evil crazies about to attack us any second. (not the case either, but if we don’t start behaving ourselves…)
Think about it. What would it be like if every person on the street had the ability to kill with ease?
Also, how exactly would everyone having a gun help in case of invasion? An invasion would come in the form of bombs being dropped, which handguns don’t have much power against. And the average civiliian doesnt have the training to be any form of help either.
Guns=easy violence= not what we need.
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Hmmmm…. from looking on all these band geeks, I would say we need a band thread. Specifically jazz.
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people feel they need guns because the news scares everyone into feeling they need guns and because they feel they have a right to have guns and they want to use that right.
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FS is right.
It’s a cycle of violence
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I think they confiscated my cell phone because we have a bit of a drug problem here because I live in a very affluent neighborhood and apparently it’s not enough for rich kids to have everything they could possibly want, they have to get high. But anyway, if you were trying to call a dealer you could just use the office phone, because, while the average intelligence of the people at my school is about equal to that of a fairly advanced strain of bacteria, they no not to say “You got the stuff?” right in front of the secratarys. Geesh. Anyway, I don’t it’s a good idea to let everyone carry a gun. Anger comprimises your judgement and reasoning skills, and handing guns to people would just lead to a lot more rage-induced deaths.
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51-Dude, we still wear wigs. Keep up.
NEWSFLASH:
I signed up with NaNoWriMo! I’m doing a sci-fi novel.
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AAAGH!!! Hot Topics, peoples!!!
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I got a calf on Saturday and she won’t stop moooooo-ing. She’s so loud, and annoying, I don’t even think she sleeps, how do you make a cow shut-up?
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61-You got a calf? Are you serious? Where do you live? Try arsenic? I don’t know how to make a cow shut up-I’ve never actually seen one in real life. Only in books and movies.
Man, am I a city slicker.
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62- I live way out in the middle of nowhere, but it’s okay because I can have all the animals I want. I got a loan to buy 4 other cows and am raising 50 chickens to sell and I have a rabbit and countless numbers of barn cats.
I think my new calf is lonely because I have to keep it isolated until we get it tested for some contagious diseases. I bring it on walks and she likes it. It’s like walking a dog, she’s so little, just 2 months! I was hoping the cats would keep her company, but it doesn’t work, they’re afraid of her.
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Argh. The “media center specialists” (librarians) at my school are idiots. I was in the media center with my history class working on a project about immigration. I had to look something up that I knew wouldn’t be in the pre-picked sights or the books so I opened google. The MCS, of course, walks up right behind me and chides me for using google. I try to explain, but she refuses to let me do a search until I show her that what I’m looking for isn’t on any of the sites or in any of the books. So finally, with like 2 minutes left of the period, after I’ve shown her every single site and book don’t have what I need, I do a google search. In two seconds, I have everything I need. I mean, we’re the information generation, I know how to find things using a search engine. And it’s not like the librarians here are exactly the brightest crayons in the box. They’re highschool librarians for god’s sake! Believe me, my IQ is a lot closer to Einstein’s. Ok, rant over.
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64: the best librarian is and remains the one from the Unseen University. Oook?
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I’ve never been to the library at my school. We have great public libraries in Pittsburgh so there’s no need to visit the school one
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our school library is only the size of 2 classrooms, I don’t think anyone goes there.
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NEWS
MG doesn’t have anything at all interesting going on, besides trying to get her whole life together. The major issues in her life right now are religious, so she’s not going to go in depth with them except to say that she’s trying to get more involved in what she believes. She is also trying to figure out if the next 9 months should be spent trying to earn money for a trip to Europe, or if she should just scratch the whole plan. Her best friend is depressed and often on the verge of cutting herself, which is probably the thing MG would have liked least to happen out of all the situations she possibly could’ve been handed. MG is also trying to get past her laziness and force herself to get some actual work done in speech, debate, and school. MG is tired of holding people at arm’s length, never getting close to them, and picking them apart mercilessly in her mind, so she’s trying to learn how to accept people as they are. To add to this, her speech teacher wants her to debate with some guy, which is said speech teacher’s way of matchmaking, something MG emphatically does not want to happen right now. MG is trying to stop so many flaws, like living in a dream world, hating authority, hating people, and being selfish. MG doesn’t have a single area in her life that’s not in upheaval. She has no grasp on anything. And yet, she still loves life, now more than ever. Is this weird?
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I believe that the concept of a school library is fundamentally flawed.
No school I have ever encountered has enough money to fill a library which is anything remotely resembeling complete for the needs of the students. The school’s money is better invested elsewhere. Besides, most school districts have multiple schools, each of which have identical libraries. Why should we pay for the redundancy?
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I like my school library. We have nice librarians, and alot of new books. If I didn’t go to the school library, I would have to buy alot more books, because the library actually gets books when they are NEW and not ANCIENT, like the public library does.
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68: I don’t like people either…Lots of people are jerks…are you a Christian?…I am…
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71- People often annoy me. It’s all the pointless idiocy in the world that really gets to me. But of course, I probably annoy tons of people, and I probably unintentionally do the things I despise in other people, so I’m trying to learn not to be so harsh. Yes, I’m a Christian. It’s nice to see another Christian here on MB, since there were almost none when I left.
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Well, Christians are a minority in the world…mom says I always have to remember to bite my tongue…“If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything”…I follow that saying abut half the time…
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I’m curious…does anyone know if a window screen will burn?
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A few of my favorite card games are Aces Up, Klondike, and Pyramid. To play with people, I enjoy Spades, Chicago Bridge, Double-Pack and Two-Handed Pinochle.
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Wait…I thought Christianity was as majority as you could get…
People annoy me, too. I always try to wait 3 seconds before I answer someone when I am mad, to make sure I won’t hurt thier feelings. I wish everyone did that to me.
But hey, there are good people, too!
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Yeah, you’d better believe it—Christianity is a minority. There are more Muslims, Buddhists, and atheists than there are Christians. Christianity is persecuted in China, Laos, Vietnam, North Korea, Sudan, and Morroco, just to name a few.
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If you figure it that way, then every religion is a minority, and they’re all persecuted somewhere or other.
(Just for information, the “World Almanac for Kids” says that in 2002 there were 2 billion Christians in the world, 1 billion Muslims, 830 million Hindus, 360 million Hindus, and 14.5 million Jews.)
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What about the other 3 billion people?? Huh?? You only have 4,204,500,000 people. The world population has exploded to about 7,000,000,000!!!!!
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According to the U.S. Census Bureau’s Web page, the world population at the time I checked it (about three minutes ago) was around 6,549,541,887. It won’t reach 7 billion until 2012.
In 2002 it was about 6.2 billion. I don’t have a breakdown of religions of the remaining 2 billion people, but you can see from the numbers that they’re all minorities, too.
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apparently…$%#&
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well, then we will be a minority if Islamic terrorismic jihad spreads…
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but if there are lotsa people on the world, we can build more malls!
however, we would be knocking down forests to build homes and stuff.
loss of cute animals n’ stuffs.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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70. What’s so bad about an ancient book? It has all the same words as a new one, and a sense of history as a bonus. I am a firm believer in my own conspiracy theory that the wealthy leaders of large corperations have brainwashed us into thinking that new things are nice in order to increase their own wealth.
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I own the original copies of all the Narnia’s (2 of the first), the hobbit, and the Fellowship of the Ring
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Today, after school, Zyka went over to the Elementary School to wait for her mom. She played her trumpet for little kids, who thought it was cool.
The teachers didn’t think it was cool, resulting in a very annoyed Zyka and angry teachers.
Zyka doesn’t like those teachers anyways, though, so it doesn’t matter.
*sticks tongue out at teachers* Bleeeeehhhh!!!!!
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my happy face is so turned on today!!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
watch
I’m a newbie ! HOOORAH! PIES!
~agrrrfishi, Quadrant 5, sector4, arago nebulo
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Welcome agrrrfishi! Always nice to have new people, especially those who have already figured out smilies ;)!
Your welcome pie will be arriving shortly. Oh, look here it comes now. *welcome pie(yucky banana cream) flies towards agrrrfishi*
My school’s library is actually pretty nice, I live in a really good school district, which I may have said before, it’s just the librarians who have the intelligence of ameobas that I hate.
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thanx much 4 the welcome pie!
my librarian is really nice, but she walks SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fast. interesting…
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Welcome agrrrfishi! Please come to PPP and reside on Blister Moon, a place which I pwn. It is a paradise for anyone…
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okay #13, i shall do as u command.
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it is raining here! whee! it is supposed 2 snow 2. i cannot beleive that it would snow in october. the weather peepzules r losing my trust… … sniffle…
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By the time you finish reading this sentence, three million babies will have been born in China.
69: Yes, I believe that a library in an american school will be underequipped, when the schools have a budget equal to THAT OF AN F-16 FIGHTER JET…
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FrigidSymphony: Yes, that is pretty sad…about the libraries, I mean.
agrrrfishi: tell me about it…
Zyviva answers cheese monkey as follows- musebloggers, Zyviva included, talk in third person becase they want to.
and CM (if ou object to the anacronym speak now or forever hold you pies)
you are still ocnsidered a newbie- how could you think otherwise?
but don’t be afraid to post- we don; bite- we simply pie, and pie, and pie, and pie. though admittadly, the pieing has slowed down lately.
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69) And odd librarians… The one I had in Elementary School was wonderful, I really think I was the “librarian’s pet” being allowed to check out more books than the other students, and she always saved books for me to read.
‘Course, could have also been because I always donated money to the library, too……..
But the one I had in Middle School was a weirdo. She only liked nonficition, and refused to buy any more fiction. Let ALONE fantasy! It was really weird. She scared me.
And our librarian now is okay, but I have seen some pretty weird librarians other than the three school ones I have dealt with, believe me.
WOW! I posted a few times instead of none.
Praise me.
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And now, for some NEWS!!!!
Today, Zyka waited after school at the Elementary again, where she was confronted by a very strange girl who kept asking her “why” over and over and over. Zyka looked at her strangely, then moved away, but the girl (who is about the same age as Zyka, too. 0.o) followed her, keeping asking her why. Zyka would sometimes answer, and three of her favorite answers were: “If you are trying to be annoying, you are failing miserably. I suggest you try a different tactic” and after a long time of her staring at me and I staring back and her saying why I said: “Whatever contest you are playing I have won, for you have looked away, smiled, and blinked” and one, after ten minutes of this Zyka said, “You have terrible wit”
To which all the answers of this were:
“Why?”
Zyka says:
“It got REEAAAAALLY annoying after a while, and she kept trying to see my trumpet and cello, and open the cases and kept saying it was a large violin. And whenever little kids would come up she would say that it was a violin and all these little kids believed her and not me…. I mean, I have a FULL SIZE CELLO for heaven’s sake! FULL SIZED! And they didn’t even believe me when I told them she was crazy. And she convinced some kid that socks were terrible and he almost threw them in the trash from her command. She was freakish. And I don’t think she has mental problems either. And I don’t even know what her name was, because she gave me five different names.
Actually, nevermind, maybe she DID have mental problems….. 0.o”
Zyka felt tired then, so she clicked submit.
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Wicked. I’ll have to come on here and post a few of my satire columns I write…
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I WAS RIGHT! IT DID NOT SNOW!WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
The weather people are very hurtful some times. (sniffle)
~WAAAAAAAAAAH! Agrrrfishi
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I have a cello too Zyka but mine is only a half size, very,. how do u say…lightweight? ( yes I am in middle school and mine is the smallest cello here. I went so far as to name it . How is that for weird? It’s name is Shiny.)
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Ok, I know all I do is complain on this blog, but oh well.
All orthodontists must be sadists. They finally take your braces off, and for a few days you are free. And then the retainer comes. I just got mine today, so whatever I say sounds like I’m lisping. Hears what that last sentance sounds like:
I juhs gah myne tday, so whaever I say sownds lyke aihm lhispiin.
Great.
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VERY INTERESTING. My orthodontist is going to make me get braces. Know what that means? NO MORE GUM! WAH!
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102- I had a retainer when I was little, never braces though. I couldn’t talk at all, and it’s really hard to eat with retainers, the nice thing about my rtainers was that I could take them out for a while during meals or if I wanted to eat candy, unlike with braces. Also, I got mine different colors. My top one was ladybug, red with black spots. The bottom was a really pretty aqua blue, unfortunately, colors like that in my mouth looked really wierd.
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Ignore the orthodontist. I ate everything you aren’t supposed to and my teeth are find. You can chew most gum with braces, just not super sticky or runny kinds.
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you can? REALL? SWEEEEEET! Thank you so much, you have saved me from deprivement of gum!
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oh yeah! CMN1 just got her braces on like a month ago, and its really not that bad. they just get kind of annoying because you have to brush them after like, every meal. especially meals with corn in them. CUT THE CORN OFF THE COB IS WHAT CMN1 HAS TO SAY!
Trust CMN1. It doesn’t hurt that bad.
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They just created a new element in Russia called Ununoctium. That is a link the Wikipedia article.
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107: I seriously do not want braces that much, but I need em’.
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102.) A friend of mine wasn’t at school for half of the day a few weeks ago. Then she came back after lunch and…. AAAAAAHH! SHE HAD BRACES!!!
She had not had them two hours before, and had not even known she was going to get them. She had been told she was just going to get spacers.
THEN, she got one of those roof-mouth-thingies a few days after, and she didn’t know she was getting those either.
Neither did her mom, they had told her she would need them in a couple years, not hours!
I felt sorry for her, she thounded funnee awl day, ththhhen nextht weekh ssshshe fshounded funnee thsoo.
Weird.
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101.) Not very weird. I go so far as to name the nicks and dents in my instruments. I just don’t name them…. it would give them genders…
Odd….
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Well, two Aprils ago I got a removable expander. This May, my orthodontist said I could use it as a night retainer. Then, today, he said I had to start wearing it all day again!! Noooooooooooo!!
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112- Mine has a lot of nicks and dents but I never thought to name them.
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102- look at the bright side! At least you didn’t get that thing that goes around your neck!
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113: i feel lots of pain for you! i am sorry about your having to wear the expander thingy!
CMN1 does a happy dance aka. makes very odd movements including eye twitching, nose shaking, and double back handsprings.
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Went to an anti-fascist demonstration yesterday. Couldn’t really get into it before my mom called me asking where i was. When I told her, she got all hysterical and ordered me home immediately. Said I’d get beaten up by skinheads.
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117- Its really sad dude, when you can’t “get into” a cause until your mother disaproves. Personally, I am one of those kids whose parents were raised very strictly and therefore vowed not to raise their kids strictly so I feel I am probably not raised strictly enough. Go figure.
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I am so happy right now for no good reason. Random happy fun. Go figure.
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2- Hey! I’m only a year older than you! That makes us equals on the age scale, almost.
Today, Gwen got up, but stayed in her pajamas the entire day for no real reason.
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(120) Gwendolyn, what better reason could there be? Sounds like sweet luxury to me.
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120: Gasp! You’re only twelve?? You shouldn’t even BE on the internet!!! Now leave, before it corrupts your mind with useless information and forum jerks like me!!! LEAVEEEE!!!!
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121- ‘Twas, Miss Lasley, ’twas…
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84-I love ancient books, but when the library hasn’t really purchased ANY new Young Adult books in about half a year, yet the childern’s section has tons of new books, somthing is pretty wierd. Of course, it could be that I am one of the only people who actualy check out books from the Young Adults setion.
NUSE!!!
Purplefinch has 5 blisters on her feet, yet she loves her pointe shoes still. I will now name them. *thinks*
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BREAKING NUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!We were canning pears last summer and I found a pear with a face! it was really a face, like, everyoone could see it (not just me, as sometimes happens) I kept him and my little brother named him Pucco. He sat in a place of honor on top of the refrigerator for about a month, until the rot and fruit flies were too much for us, and we had to give him a proper burial by feeding him to the pigs.
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Newsios. Ebeth’s having one of those days that makes people run off to the woods and become hermits. People in general are annoying her extremely, not least her parentals. She did go to b+n and buy books though, so she should be able to run away to her room and hide from the world. *sigh* Life. Don’t talk to me about life.
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Canadia is freezing!
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It’s raining in switzerland and I’m walking around in the rain with my long hair and Amon Amarth’s With Oden On Our Side pounding in my ears. I feel very viking.
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it is cold by the Great Lakes today. I acrually had to wear a winter jacket. meh.
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oh great and mighty GAPA overlord, I place at your mind’s eye the possibility of making a page for us Enviroment lovers, like me, please consider. the enviroment needs saving, and I would like you to help me discuss help methods. please take into consideration and get back 2 me with your answer.
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Agrrrfishi – I like your idea for a thread! I am an environment fan as well. We’re doing a jounalism thread at school and when we were writing editorials, I wrote one about how our school does not recycle, and it’s going to be put in the school newspaper! (Once I finish it). I hope it inspires the school to recycle!
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I hope so too! And now there is an enviroment thread. So Let my peeps visit!
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Okay, is there anybody left? hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I AM NOT DONE YET
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Okay……. ?!?
Really Cool Thingys
By Allegra Yadayadamindyourownbeeswax
Yesterday, Kiki did something really awesome. She got a digital camera!!! And she took really silly-o piccys of her friends. She also built up the courage to call a fellow MBer, Penty.
Now that Kiki is 11, she feels a little better of the fact that all the other MBers are waaaay older than her.
2-OBEY ME> I AM OLDER THAN YOUso……um…….yeah…..
SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’M actually older than someone!!!!
The Sage is happy!!!!!!!
lotsa people are older then me. especially since i’m the youngest person in my grade. tere are a whole bunch of people in the grade below me who are older. i got over it way back in 02.
What Happened to Me Today...Nothing. Meh.
I need an idea for something to write about...This morning, at 6:45 AM, 45 minutes before she was supposed to be at Jazz Band, Zyka woke up. She was HORRIFIED! Last night was the first time in two months that she had gotten to bed on time, and so she had set her alarm ten minutes earlier and put her alarm up really loud. When she woke up, her alarm was silent, but playing, and her father was telling her to get up. She was very sad and tired. She did not like that, so she went to school, and was tired there instead.
That is all.
Got up – Sick
Had breakfast – Sick
Walked dogs – Sick
Did chores – Runs away from computer to vomit
Had lunch – Gasp-ugh-eeee
Came onto Museblog to visit my long distance pals- Ooh, better
The end
Emma was extremely annoyed to see the thread labeled “mews nuse” she suspects it was a purposeful pun but still despises misspellings of any kind.
She also made a very interesting discover about MB, which you can find out about if you read october foliage post 110 and the ones following
Yay! A news thread! I’ll go write a story…:cool:
A Discovery
by K#13
Hello again! We have a news-breaking story today *plate shatters* as the MuseBlogger known as “emmatheduck” learned how to impersonate other MuseBloggers! *says ”wow” sarcastically*
6,000 Days Old
by K #13
MuseBlogger Elassë~Adæl is 6,000 days old this month. (woohoo)
Ruffled grouse had Jazz band too yesterday! She messed up on the songs. But that’s ok, because she is the only pianist so far, so she is feeling USEFUL.
*is happy*
I’m going to start a column called “Facts and Fiction” if you all don’t mine. Who is the editor of this newspaper?
mine = mind. sry
went to school today optimistic about the afternoon, thinking that I had 2 hours less then usual. Turns out I was wrong… but hey, economy and rights is still a cool subject.
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NEWSFLASH
by K #13
I have found out an extrodinary (yet increduously stupid) fact! 2, actually…(both stupid, but newsworthy). In an attempt to embarrass big colleges like Harvard, I’ve been looking around and found out that they offer an incredibly stupid class that contains information that can not be used anywhere later in life. (they offer a stupid Star Trek class)…
The late policy in my school sucks.
Why:
The only time I had to type up my BCR last night was at, like, 11:30(pm), so, of course, I am tired the next morning and rushing to get to school on time, so, as murphy’s law is revealed, I forget my BCR. My english teacher decides that turning it in on time is worth 6%, so I autimatically lost 5 points, and so, when at lunch I use my cell to call my mom, who is working from home today, I get my cell confiscated and stand through a 10 reprimand from the security guard, I am pretty angry. My mother brings my paper, and I bring it up to my english teacher. As it is, she is nowhere to be found. I finally turn it in after school, and I’m just glad I don’t ride a bus. And that is my wonderful story. If I don’t get an A because of those 5 points, I will be so flipping mad. Thank you *bowing*
21: that sux. You know what I’d do? Wear an anti-religious t-shirt and when you get in trouble, cause a scandal by claiming you’re only criticizing organized religion in public, and if that’s not allowed, then WHAT HAVE WE BECOME???
Did you hear about the Amish shootings?
22-and what doees religion have to do with this?
News flash! Ebeth is playing Birdland in marching band! She played it last year in jazz band! She’s mad because the saxaphones got the kewl part that she ♥ed last year! Death to the saxaphones! Rar! (not any of you guys, just the saxes in my band. and mebbe the guy who arranged it) But she’s still happy because that’s one less thing she has to learn in a WEEK for homecoming! Yes, we have had ONE WEEK! and a short week at that! FOUR DAYS TO LEARN A NEW SHOW! *dies* But she has an extra practice after skool today, which should help her not mess up! Whee!
23- yeah, they’re awful!!!!!! They’re going to tear down the school house and build a new one so people don’t have to remember every time they see it. My parents sell organic livestock feeds around NY and we employ some Mennonites (similar to Amish) My Mom says they were talking about it and it’s probobly scary for them because they have the same schoolhouse setting the Amish people did. I don’t know how much people know about it, but a milk truck driver stopped at the school, he had a gun and he forced the teacher and boys outside, tied up the girls (ages 6-13) and shot them all. Of all the awful things anyone could do, can you think of anyone as helpless and venurable as a 6 year old Amish girl? The Amish are a very religious society. I still can’t understand why anyone would do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23- Wher have you been?
22-rofl. thatd be funny, but tupid
(15 Ruffled Grouse) Cool! Last year, I was in that exact same situation. It was fun.
(25) I read it about it one Wiki News and apparently he was heard to have said that it was “revenge for something that happened 20 years ago”. Sounds like a pyscho to me. But yeah, it’s horrible. I mean, can you think of what it must be like for that community?
News!
Lesotho adopted a new flag today, incorporating the traditional Basotho hat.
(Lesotho is a little country that is completely surrounded by South Africa.)
Wow! I bet you were all dying to know that.
The US population is predicted to reach 300 million sometime in October.
They’re thinking about adding a fifth year to high skool. :S
Uber Exciting Happy News
It’s RAINING!!!!!!
OMG NEWSLETTER
(aka THE PREP)
Like, oh mi god, like, today, I went to school, and like, it was so totally boring, like, yeah, and band was, like, okay, because since I’m sick, I didn’t play my baritone, and, like, i studied for my latin test, and it was like way awesome. so yah.
NEWS: Time for a Zyka Rant!
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24.) I am guessing you play the trumpet. If so, I agree. DEATH TO THE SAXOPHONES!!! Especially since they are all my friends and enemies. Hehe…. Birdland is MEANT to be played by trumpets! GaAAAAAaaaaAAAaaaHHHH!!!
Our jazz band played it last year, and our teacher ALLLLLLLWWWWAAAAAAYS chooses new songs and never the same songs, so we will never play it again…. And I wasn’t in the band when they played it last year.
Have you heard Maynard Ferguson’s arrangement? It is the BEST version.
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Thank you for reading, this has been a Zyka Rant.
Move along.
20) 0.o Where did you get THAT information? I really want to know, to find out if it is true, then laugh really hard and show my friends. Is it on their website? That would be the most credible source.
NEWSFLASH:
I remembered a dream I had several nights ago. It was that Yoda had gone crazy, and we were by this teeny blue beat-up bug (car) and Yoda kept throwing rocks using the Force at us (no, I am not crazy about star wars, but my brother is)
After that, some girl who looked like someone I know came along, with a bunch of friends, and asked us if we wanted a ride. We said yes, to get away from the crazy Yoda who was trying to kill everyone with pebbles. And succeeding.
So we climbed in the car, but there were gross little bug-like maggots everywhere that bit you whenever you moved and it reallly hurt so my friends jumped out, so I did too and then I forgot the rest.
The end
20- WOW. That is so cool!!!!!!!!! *gushes*
23- *cries* More died in the hospital….it’s so sad.
25- The people killed were actually Mennonites. The news call it “Amish” because they assume people don’t know the difference. Coming from rural PA, I do.
The Newsness
Yesterday, SM went to the PA Ren. Faire in costume. Not K-Mart costume, mind you…happy costume that got her mistaken for a worker. Which was really cool.
Meandered aimlessly and talked to people.
Found a new word: WONDERSWELL. Used muchly.
Quoted Monty Python upon smelling elderberries.
Got a really cool insence [-cense?] burner. It was a dragon about a foot tall. You put the cones in a hole in the back and light them and the smoke comes out of its mouth. I couldn’t resist.
Ate. Yelled at bugs. Pwned the maze. OH, YES.
Concluded that the whole world should be a Ren. Faire.
35- would that mean we wouldn’t have to learn any history from after that?
20-How is STAR TREK STUPID? What is your PROBLEM?
Fabulous. More people dying. And more people disrespecting ST. What’s next? An attack on H2G2?
News flash! Ebeth is desperately trying to finish her book club book! She is pretty sure she won’t have to stay up late, because she only has 200 pages left! She is happy! She may even get some homework done! And possibly a bit of studying for the math test that she will most surely fail if she doesn’t! (study, that is). Oh happy day. Plus she got an A on her latin test-she did mix up the two endings she thought she mixed up but then she got the translation right that she thought she failed miserably so it was good. She is still screwed for the notebook check though.
30~ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Plase, please, please no. High School is just a stopping place between me and Harvard! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ötzi’s day in bulletpoints.
-was awakened WAY early.
-got to school WAY early
-forgot math homework
-Had fun making things explode in Science
-stayed after school
-had to look at dying bird in school courtyard. It was a crow, gasping for air, and it had tumors on its eyes and legs. The principal called Animal Control. I hope it doresn’t have Avian Flu. If it did, then I’m going to die. And that would be sad.
-Got into huge fight over possiblity of Avian flu in bird. Reminded person that mother was epidemiologist, had shown disease models and photos of sick birds that had same symptoms. Friend asked why she always had to be corrected by Ötzi. Which is the pot calling the kettle black, Ötzi thinks.
-Came home. Sat down. Blogged.
GGRRRR!!
Ok, so I got an Alivan’s wand for my birthday. And, yesterday night, I put it in my handmade wand vase. And the cleaning lady came,andit DISSAPEARED!!!AAGH!! *headpalm*
23: Yeah……it was sad……
40: Ötzi, out of the 144 strains of avian flu, only 1 is deadly. You don’t have anything to worry about.
37: The star trek class is stupid. Can you get a job as a star trek geek? Huh? NO!!! sheesh…
21: Why did they confiscate your cell?? Can’t a person so much as carry something useful around? I also think we shouldn’t have to have gun licenses.
Amendment 2 of the bill of rights says that “A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed”.
The amendment is encouraging you to carry arms in order to protect your country! Everyone should have a handgun (little kids excluded) in case of an invasion! pplz!
45: they obviously confiscated her cellphone because they’re afraid she’s gonna transmit classified government information to terrorists. I mean, come on, it’s obvious.
43: My mom is an epidemiologist. I was talking about the one that IS deadly. I know it was unlikely, but I’m into dramatics. meh.
The stupid Animal Control people didn’t even show up. The crow is sitting out by the dumpster, possibly with some awfuil disease that will destroy the populus (because when animals get sick, often the environment is sick), and Animal control isn’t giving one iota of an inkling of help. They acted in exactly the same manner about the dead cat in the park where we do PE. And we had to do laps past this bloodied, mangled…. yucch.
about animals, let me say this: PETA ARE BLOODY HYPOCRITES!!!
48~ explain
45~ this is an interesting issue. the founders were scared of the British being sore losers and coming back with thier nasty pointy things to kill us all. (war of 1812, much?). They were also frieghtened of the possiblitity of a tyrant like that very rude King George the 3. But the amendment states the right is for a PREPARED MILITIA. What I think should happen is a civilian militia, strictly in reserve to prevent tyranny, and prepared to exercise the right to revolution if need be. They should have a representrative from every state and be completely separate from the US government. They will determine the test necesary to get in, and THEy should have guns (that should never be fired unless some tyrannical dictator comes to power…oh…wait a second…) and then only in times of combat. Until we get off our lazy tails and form a militia, it shouldn’t happen. We don’t need random crazies to have guns.
Ok, PETA. For one thing, big funds have been shifted from PETA to a member of the ALF who had been blowing up science labs and killing people. The vice-president of PETA, who is radically against testing medicine on animals, suffers an illness that she treats with medicine that was tested on animals. What’s more, she even has the gall to openly admit she DOESN’T SEE HERSELF AS A HYPOCRITE. Of the many animals PETA ‘saves’ each year, more than half are killed, despite PETA having the capabilities to save them. Bastards…
49, 45: We shouldn’t need a milita to avoid tyranny in the USA, for Christ’s sake…. These aren’t colonial times anymore…
What’s the point of guns, other than to kill? I mean, why do people feel they need or want a gun to have, and that they shouldn’t need a license? Can someone explain? I have no problems with pocketknives or martial arts-that’s for self-defense, but a gun? Why do you need to have a rifle over your mantle if you live in Staten Island or Sacramento? I don’t get it.
NEWSFLASH: My mother and sister are fighting over my sister’s new jeans, which are apparently too low in Mutti’s opinion. I don’t actually care. Still, I’m hiding out in my room with my laptop and headphones.
Remember, when the framers of the constitution wrote the bit about carrying arms, “arms” were much less acurate and easy to fire quickly than they are now.
(45 kokopelli #13) That would only work in a world where all Americans are good people and wouldn’t misuse guns (which is deffinatley not the case). And it would only be needed in a world where all non-Americans are evil crazies about to attack us any second. (not the case either, but if we don’t start behaving ourselves…)
Think about it. What would it be like if every person on the street had the ability to kill with ease?
Also, how exactly would everyone having a gun help in case of invasion? An invasion would come in the form of bombs being dropped, which handguns don’t have much power against. And the average civiliian doesnt have the training to be any form of help either.
Guns=easy violence= not what we need.
Hmmmm…. from looking on all these band geeks, I would say we need a band thread. Specifically jazz.
people feel they need guns because the news scares everyone into feeling they need guns and because they feel they have a right to have guns and they want to use that right.
FS is right.
It’s a cycle of violence
I think they confiscated my cell phone because we have a bit of a drug problem here because I live in a very affluent neighborhood and apparently it’s not enough for rich kids to have everything they could possibly want, they have to get high. But anyway, if you were trying to call a dealer you could just use the office phone, because, while the average intelligence of the people at my school is about equal to that of a fairly advanced strain of bacteria, they no not to say “You got the stuff?” right in front of the secratarys. Geesh. Anyway, I don’t it’s a good idea to let everyone carry a gun. Anger comprimises your judgement and reasoning skills, and handing guns to people would just lead to a lot more rage-induced deaths.
51-Dude, we still wear wigs. Keep up.
NEWSFLASH:
I signed up with NaNoWriMo! I’m doing a sci-fi novel.
AAAGH!!! Hot Topics, peoples!!!
I got a calf on Saturday and she won’t stop moooooo-ing. She’s so loud, and annoying, I don’t even think she sleeps, how do you make a cow shut-up?
61-You got a calf? Are you serious? Where do you live? Try arsenic? I don’t know how to make a cow shut up-I’ve never actually seen one in real life. Only in books and movies.
Man, am I a city slicker.
62- I live way out in the middle of nowhere, but it’s okay because I can have all the animals I want. I got a loan to buy 4 other cows and am raising 50 chickens to sell and I have a rabbit and countless numbers of barn cats.
I think my new calf is lonely because I have to keep it isolated until we get it tested for some contagious diseases. I bring it on walks and she likes it. It’s like walking a dog, she’s so little, just 2 months! I was hoping the cats would keep her company, but it doesn’t work, they’re afraid of her.
Argh. The “media center specialists” (librarians) at my school are idiots. I was in the media center with my history class working on a project about immigration. I had to look something up that I knew wouldn’t be in the pre-picked sights or the books so I opened google. The MCS, of course, walks up right behind me and chides me for using google. I try to explain, but she refuses to let me do a search until I show her that what I’m looking for isn’t on any of the sites or in any of the books. So finally, with like 2 minutes left of the period, after I’ve shown her every single site and book don’t have what I need, I do a google search. In two seconds, I have everything I need. I mean, we’re the information generation, I know how to find things using a search engine. And it’s not like the librarians here are exactly the brightest crayons in the box. They’re highschool librarians for god’s sake! Believe me, my IQ is a lot closer to Einstein’s. Ok, rant over.
64: the best librarian is and remains the one from the Unseen University. Oook?
I’ve never been to the library at my school. We have great public libraries in Pittsburgh so there’s no need to visit the school one
our school library is only the size of 2 classrooms, I don’t think anyone goes there.
NEWS
MG doesn’t have anything at all interesting going on, besides trying to get her whole life together. The major issues in her life right now are religious, so she’s not going to go in depth with them except to say that she’s trying to get more involved in what she believes. She is also trying to figure out if the next 9 months should be spent trying to earn money for a trip to Europe, or if she should just scratch the whole plan. Her best friend is depressed and often on the verge of cutting herself, which is probably the thing MG would have liked least to happen out of all the situations she possibly could’ve been handed. MG is also trying to get past her laziness and force herself to get some actual work done in speech, debate, and school. MG is tired of holding people at arm’s length, never getting close to them, and picking them apart mercilessly in her mind, so she’s trying to learn how to accept people as they are. To add to this, her speech teacher wants her to debate with some guy, which is said speech teacher’s way of matchmaking, something MG emphatically does not want to happen right now. MG is trying to stop so many flaws, like living in a dream world, hating authority, hating people, and being selfish. MG doesn’t have a single area in her life that’s not in upheaval. She has no grasp on anything. And yet, she still loves life, now more than ever. Is this weird?
I believe that the concept of a school library is fundamentally flawed.
No school I have ever encountered has enough money to fill a library which is anything remotely resembeling complete for the needs of the students. The school’s money is better invested elsewhere. Besides, most school districts have multiple schools, each of which have identical libraries. Why should we pay for the redundancy?
I like my school library. We have nice librarians, and alot of new books. If I didn’t go to the school library, I would have to buy alot more books, because the library actually gets books when they are NEW and not ANCIENT, like the public library does.
68: I don’t like people either…Lots of people are jerks…are you a Christian?…I am…
71- People often annoy me. It’s all the pointless idiocy in the world that really gets to me. But of course, I probably annoy tons of people, and I probably unintentionally do the things I despise in other people, so I’m trying to learn not to be so harsh. Yes, I’m a Christian. It’s nice to see another Christian here on MB, since there were almost none when I left.
Well, Christians are a minority in the world…mom says I always have to remember to bite my tongue…“If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything”…I follow that saying abut half the time…
I’m curious…does anyone know if a window screen will burn?
A few of my favorite card games are Aces Up, Klondike, and Pyramid. To play with people, I enjoy Spades, Chicago Bridge, Double-Pack and Two-Handed Pinochle.
Wait…I thought Christianity was as majority as you could get…
People annoy me, too. I always try to wait 3 seconds before I answer someone when I am mad, to make sure I won’t hurt thier feelings. I wish everyone did that to me.
But hey, there are good people, too!
Yeah, you’d better believe it—Christianity is a minority. There are more Muslims, Buddhists, and atheists than there are Christians. Christianity is persecuted in China, Laos, Vietnam, North Korea, Sudan, and Morroco, just to name a few.
If you figure it that way, then every religion is a minority, and they’re all persecuted somewhere or other.
(Just for information, the “World Almanac for Kids” says that in 2002 there were 2 billion Christians in the world, 1 billion Muslims, 830 million Hindus, 360 million Hindus, and 14.5 million Jews.)
What about the other 3 billion people?? Huh?? You only have 4,204,500,000 people. The world population has exploded to about 7,000,000,000!!!!!
According to the U.S. Census Bureau’s Web page, the world population at the time I checked it (about three minutes ago) was around 6,549,541,887. It won’t reach 7 billion until 2012.
In 2002 it was about 6.2 billion. I don’t have a breakdown of religions of the remaining 2 billion people, but you can see from the numbers that they’re all minorities, too.
apparently…$%#&
well, then we will be a minority if Islamic terrorismic jihad spreads…
but if there are lotsa people on the world, we can build more malls!
however, we would be knocking down forests to build homes and stuff.
loss of cute animals n’ stuffs.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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70. What’s so bad about an ancient book? It has all the same words as a new one, and a sense of history as a bonus. I am a firm believer in my own conspiracy theory that the wealthy leaders of large corperations have brainwashed us into thinking that new things are nice in order to increase their own wealth.
I own the original copies of all the Narnia’s (2 of the first), the hobbit, and the Fellowship of the Ring
Today, after school, Zyka went over to the Elementary School to wait for her mom. She played her trumpet for little kids, who thought it was cool.
The teachers didn’t think it was cool, resulting in a very annoyed Zyka and angry teachers.
Zyka doesn’t like those teachers anyways, though, so it doesn’t matter.
*sticks tongue out at teachers* Bleeeeehhhh!!!!!
my happy face is so turned on today!!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
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I’m a newbie ! HOOORAH! PIES!
~agrrrfishi, Quadrant 5, sector4, arago nebulo
Welcome agrrrfishi! Always nice to have new people, especially those who have already figured out smilies ;)!
Your welcome pie will be arriving shortly. Oh, look here it comes now. *welcome pie(yucky banana cream) flies towards agrrrfishi*
My school’s library is actually pretty nice, I live in a really good school district, which I may have said before, it’s just the librarians who have the intelligence of ameobas that I hate.
thanx much 4 the welcome pie!
my librarian is really nice, but she walks SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fast. interesting…
Welcome agrrrfishi! Please come to PPP and reside on Blister Moon, a place which I pwn. It is a paradise for anyone…
okay #13, i shall do as u command.
it is raining here! whee! it is supposed 2 snow 2. i cannot beleive that it would snow in october. the weather peepzules r losing my trust…
… sniffle…
By the time you finish reading this sentence, three million babies will have been born in China.
69: Yes, I believe that a library in an american school will be underequipped, when the schools have a budget equal to THAT OF AN F-16 FIGHTER JET…
FrigidSymphony: Yes, that is pretty sad…about the libraries, I mean.
agrrrfishi: tell me about it…
whoa. have any of you guys ever tried to read this thing? Cheese monkey has. and cheese monkey wonders why you all talk in 3rd person! this is only cheese monkey’s second post, so she supposes she’s a newbie.
Zyviva answers cheese monkey as follows- musebloggers, Zyviva included, talk in third person becase they want to.
and CM (if ou object to the anacronym speak now or forever hold you pies)
you are still ocnsidered a newbie- how could you think otherwise?
but don’t be afraid to post- we don; bite- we simply pie, and pie, and pie, and pie. though admittadly, the pieing has slowed down lately.
69) And odd librarians… The one I had in Elementary School was wonderful, I really think I was the “librarian’s pet” being allowed to check out more books than the other students, and she always saved books for me to read.
‘Course, could have also been because I always donated money to the library, too……..
But the one I had in Middle School was a weirdo. She only liked nonficition, and refused to buy any more fiction. Let ALONE fantasy! It was really weird. She scared me.
And our librarian now is okay, but I have seen some pretty weird librarians other than the three school ones I have dealt with, believe me.
WOW! I posted a few times instead of none.
Praise me.
And now, for some NEWS!!!!
Today, Zyka waited after school at the Elementary again, where she was confronted by a very strange girl who kept asking her “why” over and over and over. Zyka looked at her strangely, then moved away, but the girl (who is about the same age as Zyka, too. 0.o) followed her, keeping asking her why. Zyka would sometimes answer, and three of her favorite answers were: “If you are trying to be annoying, you are failing miserably. I suggest you try a different tactic” and after a long time of her staring at me and I staring back and her saying why I said: “Whatever contest you are playing I have won, for you have looked away, smiled, and blinked” and one, after ten minutes of this Zyka said, “You have terrible wit”
To which all the answers of this were:
“Why?”
Zyka says:
“It got REEAAAAALLY annoying after a while, and she kept trying to see my trumpet and cello, and open the cases and kept saying it was a large violin. And whenever little kids would come up she would say that it was a violin and all these little kids believed her and not me…. I mean, I have a FULL SIZE CELLO for heaven’s sake! FULL SIZED! And they didn’t even believe me when I told them she was crazy. And she convinced some kid that socks were terrible and he almost threw them in the trash from her command. She was freakish. And I don’t think she has mental problems either. And I don’t even know what her name was, because she gave me five different names.
Actually, nevermind, maybe she DID have mental problems….. 0.o”
Zyka felt tired then, so she clicked submit.
Wicked. I’ll have to come on here and post a few of my satire columns I write…
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I WAS RIGHT! IT DID NOT SNOW!WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
The weather people are very hurtful some times. (sniffle)
~WAAAAAAAAAAH! Agrrrfishi
I have a cello too Zyka but mine is only a half size, very,. how do u say…lightweight? ( yes I am in middle school and mine is the smallest cello here. I went so far as to name it . How is that for weird? It’s name is Shiny.)
Ok, I know all I do is complain on this blog, but oh well.
All orthodontists must be sadists. They finally take your braces off, and for a few days you are free. And then the retainer comes. I just got mine today, so whatever I say sounds like I’m lisping. Hears what that last sentance sounds like:
I juhs gah myne tday, so whaever I say sownds lyke aihm lhispiin.
Great.
VERY INTERESTING. My orthodontist is going to make me get braces. Know what that means? NO MORE GUM! WAH!
102- I had a retainer when I was little, never braces though. I couldn’t talk at all, and it’s really hard to eat with retainers, the nice thing about my rtainers was that I could take them out for a while during meals or if I wanted to eat candy, unlike with braces. Also, I got mine different colors. My top one was ladybug, red with black spots. The bottom was a really pretty aqua blue, unfortunately, colors like that in my mouth looked really wierd.
Ignore the orthodontist. I ate everything you aren’t supposed to and my teeth are find. You can chew most gum with braces, just not super sticky or runny kinds.
you can? REALL? SWEEEEEET! Thank you so much, you have saved me from deprivement of gum!
oh yeah! CMN1 just got her braces on like a month ago, and its really not that bad. they just get kind of annoying because you have to brush them after like, every meal. especially meals with corn in them. CUT THE CORN OFF THE COB IS WHAT CMN1 HAS TO SAY!
Trust CMN1. It doesn’t hurt that bad.
They just created a new element in Russia called Ununoctium. That is a link the Wikipedia article.
107: I seriously do not want braces that much, but I need em’.
8)
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102.) A friend of mine wasn’t at school for half of the day a few weeks ago. Then she came back after lunch and…. AAAAAAHH! SHE HAD BRACES!!!
She had not had them two hours before, and had not even known she was going to get them. She had been told she was just going to get spacers.
THEN, she got one of those roof-mouth-thingies a few days after, and she didn’t know she was getting those either.
Neither did her mom, they had told her she would need them in a couple years, not hours!
I felt sorry for her, she thounded funnee awl day, ththhhen nextht weekh ssshshe fshounded funnee thsoo.
Weird.
101.) Not very weird. I go so far as to name the nicks and dents in my instruments. I just don’t name them…. it would give them genders…
Odd….
Well, two Aprils ago I got a removable expander. This May, my orthodontist said I could use it as a night retainer. Then, today, he said I had to start wearing it all day again!! Noooooooooooo!!
112- Mine has a lot of nicks and dents but I never thought to name them.
102- look at the bright side! At least you didn’t get that thing that goes around your neck!
113: i feel lots of pain for you! i am sorry about your having to wear the expander thingy!
CMN1 does a happy dance aka. makes very odd movements including eye twitching, nose shaking, and double back handsprings.
Went to an anti-fascist demonstration yesterday. Couldn’t really get into it before my mom called me asking where i was. When I told her, she got all hysterical and ordered me home immediately. Said I’d get beaten up by skinheads.
117- Its really sad dude, when you can’t “get into” a cause until your mother disaproves. Personally, I am one of those kids whose parents were raised very strictly and therefore vowed not to raise their kids strictly so I feel I am probably not raised strictly enough. Go figure.
I am so happy right now for no good reason. Random happy fun. Go figure.
2- Hey! I’m only a year older than you! That makes us equals on the age scale, almost.
Today, Gwen got up, but stayed in her pajamas the entire day for no real reason.
(120) Gwendolyn, what better reason could there be? Sounds like sweet luxury to me.
120: Gasp! You’re only twelve?? You shouldn’t even BE on the internet!!! Now leave, before it corrupts your mind with useless information and forum jerks like me!!! LEAVEEEE!!!!
121- ‘Twas, Miss Lasley, ’twas…
84-I love ancient books, but when the library hasn’t really purchased ANY new Young Adult books in about half a year, yet the childern’s section has tons of new books, somthing is pretty wierd. Of course, it could be that I am one of the only people who actualy check out books from the Young Adults setion.
NUSE!!!
Purplefinch has 5 blisters on her feet, yet she loves her pointe shoes still. I will now name them. *thinks*
BREAKING NUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!We were canning pears last summer and I found a pear with a face! it was really a face, like, everyoone could see it (not just me, as sometimes happens) I kept him and my little brother named him Pucco. He sat in a place of honor on top of the refrigerator for about a month, until the rot and fruit flies were too much for us, and we had to give him a proper burial by feeding him to the pigs.
Newsios. Ebeth’s having one of those days that makes people run off to the woods and become hermits. People in general are annoying her extremely, not least her parentals. She did go to b+n and buy books though, so she should be able to run away to her room and hide from the world. *sigh* Life. Don’t talk to me about life.
Nuse:
Canadia is freezing!
It’s raining in switzerland and I’m walking around in the rain with my long hair and Amon Amarth’s With Oden On Our Side pounding in my ears. I feel very viking.
it is cold by the Great Lakes today. I acrually had to wear a winter jacket. meh.
oh great and mighty GAPA overlord, I place at your mind’s eye the possibility of making a page for us Enviroment lovers, like me, please consider. the enviroment needs saving, and I would like you to help me discuss help methods. please take into consideration and get back 2 me with your answer.
Agrrrfishi – I like your idea for a thread! I am an environment fan as well. We’re doing a jounalism thread at school and when we were writing editorials, I wrote one about how our school does not recycle, and it’s going to be put in the school newspaper! (Once I finish it). I hope it inspires the school to recycle!
I hope so too! And now there is an enviroment thread. So Let my peeps visit!
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I AM NOT DONE YET
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