The only Muse-themed online boutique in the known universe is ready to accept orders. Its instigators, blog moderators Robert Coontz and Rebecca Lasley, will be happy to answer questions.
One tip: we’ve found that shipments can take twice as long as CafePress says they do, so don’t wait until the last minute to order holiday presents.
CHUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy happy day.
SECOND POST! So, what kind of stuff do you have?
w00ty t00t t00t!! Now I can order!
This thread has made my day!
I love you, GAPAS. *fuzzy hugs*
FIFTH POST!!!!!
i like them all
very cool very cool
Queenie J and Ebeth, per your suggestions, we’ve added black shirts to the Mostly Harmless section. Some of them have additional dark-color options, just click on the shirt to get the individual product’s window.
they’re amazering
huggggggggggggggg
Yay! blackness.
Did you get the notebooks?
oh, never mind. I just saw them on the website..
thanks!
This was a fantastic idea, it’s really cool!
6- ahem! I suggested colors other than white as well! yay!
6-Yay! Woo hoo!
That’s amazing. We love it. Gentlemen? Cards out!
Savings? What savings?
(10) So you did, e~a, my humble apologies!
yay! must return to website to see froodyness of Muse!!
OK, so my mom ordered the sweater. I feel…
*breaks into song*
I feel pretty, oh so pretty
oh so pretty-
Etcetera etcetera.
and witty
oh lardbutt I keep hinting at my sister to get me a Bo Knows totebag or sweatshirt like,”You know, I sure would like a Bo Totebag for Christmas. No, how about a sweatshirt? Hmm. No, totebag. AHEM.” (ok ok not really hinting) but she doesn’t even answer :p
What do you mean???!!!!!! You mean we can give you stuff like that?…
Do you have the “pwt pwns messenger bag” in any other colors?…
I’m glad the journals are there!
Me needs. But how…?…. Hm… I will. And I will bring it wherever I go.
I doubt my parents will be up for the sweatshirt thing, since they’re getting me a SHINY LAPTOP and a SHINY TABLET, SHINY PROBABLY.
But I have money and begging power, so it’s a SHINY POSSIBILITY.
laptop? tablet? lucky! my parents wont even give me one of thier ipods!
WHOO!!! I’m getting a Muse shirt for christmas!
19- My dad’s looking for a cheap Graphire on eBay, and the laptop comes next year.
Anyone notice how expensive the stickers are?? Well, no need to pay for ’em if you can make ’em yourself, right? You old hands will remember this, I’ve posted it three times.
What is a sticker?
A sticker is a little picture that had sticky glue-stuff on the back that causes it to stick to things.
How do I make them?
You just print out a pretty little picture and run it through your sticker machine. If you don’t have a machine, tough luck. Here’s a little recipe that works almost as well:
You need: 4 tbs hot water
2 tbs flavored gelatin powder
Pour the gelatin into a small glass bowl, add water and stir until blended.
Brush the mixture onto the back of your sticker.
Allow to set for 30-45 minutes or until dry.
When you’re ready, wet the back and stick it!
Okay, there you go!
Where do I get the pictures?
Go to the Musery Wallpaper thread (https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=602) and take all the wonderfully froody pictures by copy/pasting them or just dragging. Also, there are several other threads where the GAPAs have posted some great sticker pics, such as:
the BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES thread:
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=283
The Boosting Muse thread:
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=227
There are pictures of the Muse merchandise on the CafePress site. Beats me why you would want a picture of a t-shirt, but i’m on a roll with the linkies, so here goes: http://www.cafepress.com/musery
Also, you could probably find a picture of Koko or a pie or something online. Just do an image search.
What should I do with the images?
Take them and paste them into a writing document on your computer. You can make them bigger or smaller and such. Maybe captions, too.Then, print them out and turn them into stickers!
How did some Musers get hpb stickers?
They wrote in to Muse at:
Muse Magazine
Attention: Samantha Sordyl
140 S. Dearborn Street, Suite 1450
Chicago, IL 60603
Send a self-addressed and stamped envelope, and you’ll get some stickers! Actually, I don’t know if this works anymore. GAPA’s?
That should be all. If you have any questions, raise your hand.
Last time I checked, Samablamablous still had some stickers left. It doesn’t hurt to try.
(22) Other possibilities include the Kokopollihedron:
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=452
and maps of Museica (by Zyviva):
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=558
and Musicalifornia (by SM2K):
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=580#comment-133
I have a question….: There are not any value t-shirts in the hpb “in its classic perfection” section of the store – can you add them?
25- Yeah. I agree.
PP (25),
Done! Let it never be said that we are not the most obliging administrators in the universe.
okay. so make your stickers and give ’em to all your friends!
I want a Muse Academy t-shirt. actually, i want like everything, but i had to narrow down my list for mom. she’s only getting me one thing.
i also like the hoodies. esp. the hpb and mostly harmless ones.
maybe you should make a shirt that just says muse? like it is on the cover?
How about some shtuf with some of Lady Bunniful’s amazing swirly bunnies!
I wish they had the Muse Academy ones on a polo with it embroidered on one side. That way it would look really official…. hehehe. And I could go out and say, “Hey, I just decided to go to a private school now. Sorry, I’m moving!” and then go on vacation for a couple of days, come back, and see what havoc it has wreaked in my classes. Can you imagine? Teachers thinking I wasn’t on the roll because my friends had told them I was going to a different school?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!
The golf shirt is like a polo shirt. The emblem is printed rather than embroidered, but it might do the job:
http://www.cafepress.com/cp/prod.aspx?p=musery.91321467
I want EVERYTHING!!!!!!
However, just wondering, are there any messenger bags in other colors, or are they just in yellow? (If there are not, It doesen’t really matter. I’ll ask for one for christmas anyway! )
Just yellow, it appears.
32- AHAHA!! That is zarkingly KEWL!! It would probably trick some people I know.
32-I would love to try that. That is so totaly cool…
Would anybody mind if I have to make my own because I’m totaly broke and I am getting a horridly expensive school trip for Christmas so I really won’t get anything else?
Totaly cool…
27 – thank you so much!
Ötzi (30),
Yes! The hypnotic swirling bunnies are my favorites.
Message to Rebecca and Robert: We want
hypnohypnohypno
pinkpinkpink
bunniesbunniesbunnies!!!
Yes! And the Kokopollihedron would be a a great plain tee design.
I already have Kokopellihedrons on my books. A t-shirt would be cool. Must tell parents site exists.
I loved the Kokopollihedron. That would be a great shirt design. I wonder what a kokofeatherchaduraniacraawpwtaeioubopollihedron would look like.
oh! I forgot mimi in there. GAPA…could you add Mimi somewhere in that kokofeather…hedron thing? Thanks!
Hey people if i ever have a convention with you i’ll expect you to sign my pwt pwns hoodie that i’m getting for christmas (hopefully. if not i’ll buy it myself)!!! Sharpies provided. And i think it would be uber-kewl if there was a version with the GAPAs siggies scanned in there. I was thinking about this earlier today. What we COULD even do, is ALL scan our siggies and send them to the GAPAs and make a hardcore MB hoodie/t-shirt where everybody’s signed it. XD
That would be so cool! But then we’d know eachother’s last names. If our signatures were ledgible enough and include our last names.
No! I just realized…that post (#44) was me. My sister (Kromatikk/THF) was using my computer when she was at the hospital and I must not have changed it back yet…I’m sorry. You don’t have to change it back if you don’t want to…I’d just like everyone to know that that was me.
Also…does anyone have suggestions on what I should get from Musery? I’m extremely indecisive, and I want it ALL, but don’t want to spend a fortune.
27-Thank you. We’re the luckiest bloggers in the whole of the known universe!
43-Great idea! That would be AMAZING. I’m in.
45-If you live somewhere cold, get a longsleeve of your favorite design. Or try a babydoll tee. And the sweatshirt/hoodies are v. nice.
Here goes my allowance…
By the way, those of you who asked for black shirts, we’ve now added them to the “Resistance is Museless” section along with some bumper stickers. View at your own risk. Also added buttons, &c, with dark backgrounds to “Mostly Harmless.”
Ötzi and Rosanne, any particular bunnies? They all seem swirly to me. Hmm. Or maybe it’s just my mind that’s swirly, teeming as it is with bunnies and Muses and pies, oh my . . . .
that signed sweatshirt would be so cool! we could sign our usernames, like Violetfire and Ebeth the Stalker. then we could send them to the GAPA’s and they could make a shirt or summat. could you do that, dearest darling Bobby and Becky?
(48) Not if you call me Becky.
(No offense to anyone who goes by Becky, but I’m nearly six feet tall and need that extra syllable.)
Would the black shirts work on the Regular HPBs? I don’t think you would have to change the color for those…but then again, I wouldn’t know, so maybe I should just stop talking.
Oooooh, burn. XD
You’re tall? Don’t tell me you loom. Please don’t loom. Love the short people!!! (just so you know, we use the term loom when somebody’s purposefully staring you down from a great height (like hewwitt does) not just when you happen to be taller than them)
I’ll write out a beautiful Ebeth The Stalker (printed-you don’t want to see my cursive. I never learned it and it’s completely illegible. Even more so than my regular writing. XD) just as soon as i can find a scanner. If the GAPAs can put it on, it would be spiffylicious. ‘twould be flamablamablous if they could add theirs. ‘twould be flamablamablously flamablamablous if other MBers would send in their siggies too. Whee!
Hey, the black shirts are great, but do they have black value shirts? Because as much as i love them, i’m not spending $20 on a t-shirt…
(51) Ebeth, I do my best not to loom unless absolutely necessary. I always try to use my height for niceness, not evil. For instance, if someone were looming at you, I could loom back. I’m also useful in stores for people who can’t reach the top shelf.
(52) If there were a cheaper dark shirt, we’d certainly put it out there, but those are the only choices CafePress offers at present.
Oh yay, a really nice, helpful tall person!!! I’ve only met a couple of those. But then i don’t know many tall people either.
Ok, guess i’m getting a white shirt…
Yesh! A signed tee! Will you consider?
I’m over 1.93. In feet that’s almost seven feet.
Jeeshers. That’s tall.
56 (FS)- I hate conversions between feet and meters. If the U.S. switched to metric, life would be so much easier. But anyway, I think 1.93 is closer to six feet, since a meter is about three. Like I said, I hate conversions, so I could be wrong.
43 (Ebeth)- I’d sign for that. Gotta find a beautiful flourish for my “Penty,” since I absolutely refuse to sign the full version of any of my various aliases. I wouldn’t be able to pick.
I have a random suggestion
Take a fake credit card(the kind you get in the mail) and stick a Mostly Harmless or HotPink Bunny sticker on it.
(48),
We could easily make a signed shirt, if you’ll all scan your signatures and send the files to gapa@musefanpage.com. We’d compile the names into one big file and slap it onto the back of the shirt. Would you like to do that?
Sounds very goode, but it might take me awhile. Is there a deadline? My father has a scanner, but he is presently working at (big city) right now. So unless I steal one, I can’t scan my signature for about a week. But I will send it in, somehow, though it may be a little late.
What format? Like,
Allegra
(Kiki the Great)
Or
Kiki the Great
Or
Allegra R. a.k.a. Kiki the Great
(62) Write your name as you’d prefer to see it. If necessary, we can make adjustments to fit the space.
(61) That should be fine, RG.
60 – that sounds like a great idea!
CaN i MaKe My SiGnAtUrE oN tHe PaInT pRoGrAm AnD sEnD iT tO tHe AlL pOwErFuL GaPaS? Soory. I had that thing on me computer turned on.
Sure, SM2K, that works.
Those of you with tablets — or sufficient mousing or touchpad skills — can simply write your name directly into any graphics program and save it as a JPEG or similar.
56- O.o Wow.
60- ooh ooh ooh ooh yes!! Signed shirts!
66- Can we still write it and scan it, though? Cause I don’t have one of those…
I’ll probably just put Jadestone. My first name is altogether much to common. Squee!!
And by the swirly bunny disign, I belive they are talking about the ones that form a spiral. I like that one…
ooh! I’ll sign! can I write it on a piece of paper, figure out how to use my scanner and scan it?
We have a scanner somewhere. Idk if it works…but i can always use the library if it doesn’t. Squeelicious!
How soon will the signatures have to be in? I have to come up with one first…
Sorry, RL. I just always had nicknames for everyone else. Bobby, Rosie, Sammy, etc.
What does “Musery loves company” MEAN?
72-Well, there’s the quote “Misery loves company” and then it’s sort of a company, so it’s the musery loves co. and we do indeed love company because we’re flamablamablously friendly musers.
Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh That makes more sense…. Thanks.
it’s the froodiest clever name ever.
(71) That’s OK, Violetfire. No offense meant or taken. Other nicknames are fine. When I was growing up, my family would move to another part of the country every year or two, and every year or two the battle would begin all over again.
What’s your name?
Rebecca.
Nice to meet you, Becky.
Actually, I go by Rebecca.
Oh, OK, sorry. So, anyway, Becky . . . .
Becky… Does that suit you?
(77) Not in the least.
Though I have nothing against the name; I’ve met some lovely people who were thus styled. I even tried to be one in high school, but it just wasn’t right. I must be the most unBeckyish person I know.
How about Rebeckzeroonies? Or Beccaccacca? Or Las? Lassie? Laserinas? Leyla? Rebs? Reblas? Beckley?
Becca? Rebec? Rebok? Beckydoodles? Doodlebeck? Hmmm…. I like that one… What’s your name in Ble? Do you know?
I tried putting your name into an internet anagram-finder, but there weren’t any good ones for Rebecca Lasley But I did get some funny ones for Rebecca Lasley (Administrator) , including, “Amicably lacerate torridness.” also, with those letters, you can make “ACROBATICALLY”
Rebley?
we could call you ACROBAT!!
Could you add dark-t options to the HPB shirts, too?
(81) PP, though my name doesn’t anagram very well, I have an aunt named Anna Graham.
(83) VF, as in circus or Adobe?
Rebley, the Doodlebeckzeroonies?
76 – Really? I never had a problem with that, being Anna… absolutely NO nicknames for that. Except for AnnaBanana, Annie, (my fencing coach person loves that – He used to teach an amazing fencer named Annie, and he misses her or something, but now everyone in fencing calls me Annie, thinking that’s my name) Ann, Twisty, (my toy elephant’s name, although it’s actually spelled Twiestwiey, although that’s a nickname for me, not my name, but whatever) Annie-weasel, AnnaBear, and Squishy, by which I have only been called once, by a random person, although again, that’s a nickname for me, not my name…
78 – You’re the least Becky-ish person I know too. Although, my friend Rebecca would be sort of a horrible Becky… she does well with Becca though. I don’t think you’d do any better with that…
“Zest brain-rot dictator moron” is an anagram for “Robert Coontz Administrator” Yikes. Sorry Robert. But I didn’t come up with that. We should have a thread for this… How about it, GAPAs? *nice smile*
At least I’ve got zest!
you could be the dictator too. until we overthow you. But maybe you could make us MBers your “inner circle”, and then we could all be dictators!
and when everybody realized that you were a moron and had brain rot, I could be the dictator!!!
The latest word from CafePress is that everything ordered before December 10 is on its way.
what does the muse academy logo mean?
have you got a picture of the siggy shirt?
(90),
The motto was translated on the Musery Wallpaper thread.
(91),
Not yet.
Thanks!
Urk! I think my sister got me the Bo Knows bag for Christmas (even though it’s the day after chrismtas -hey ! It’s the aniversary of the Tsunami!- and I have not gotten my present yet), but she ordered it after December tenth.
Durnn.
How about HPB slippers?
Oh wait nevermind, because I got my Bo bag today! Hurrah! I went around showing off. Man that Bo is mucho hot.
95-Slippers sound pretty awesome!
ooh, yes! they could be fuzzy and have little ears and stuff! and little freaky i’m-about-to-take-over-the-world smiles!
where do we send the signatures to
I like anagramming people’s names. It’s fun. I once did it for all of my teachers, then typed them up and gave the anagrams to them. It was fun!
I WANT SOME PWT PWNS SLIPPERZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
86 – You take fencing? fr00dy! I do too! Go fencers!
100 – ME TOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
SLIPPERS WOULD PWN TO THE EXTREME!!! YUSYUSYUSSSSS!! HPB slippers, definately!! As well as Pwt Pwns, Mostly Harmless, Bo Knows…you know, the whole lot.
Pwease, GAPA?? *bunny eyes*