The continuing history of MuseBlog’s own lost (and found) continent. Basically unfathomable by now, but those foolish enough to try will find maps and clues in/on/at Part the Third.
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thank you robert.
no shadow kat you can’t.It’s for the newbies.
fisrt post!
So then, what are we doing here?
I call for Crraw-dwelling volunteers to help in the reconstruction of Crubyon.
We are continuing the Chronicles of Museica. I will try, in this post, to provide some explanations.
Constitution (from 3rd thread, combination of two on second thread)-
We, the MuseBloggers of Museica, in order to form a more perfect country, establish justice, ensure domestic tranquility and an absence of pie wars, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Great Land of Museica.
ARTICLE I.
Sect. 1. ALL legislative powers, herein grated, shall be vested in a Congress of the Prime Musers and Vice Prime Musers and all assistants they deem necessary.
Sect. 2. The House of Prime Musers shall be composed of Musers who desire to help the Great Land of Museica. They shall be elected until someone else wants to serve in their position. If this occurs, there will be an election to decide who the Prime Muser is. They can resign if they so choose.
No person shall be a Prime Muser who shall not have been on Museblog for a minimum of four weeks and read a minimum of two threads on the founding of Museica.
The Prime Musers will be as follows: The Aeiouian Prime Muser, The Mimian Prime Muser, The Chadian Prime Muser, The Crrawian Prime Muser, The Kokopellian Prime Muser, The Uranian Prime Muser, The Boian Prime Muser, The Featherian Prime Muser and The Pwtian Prime Muser.
Should a Prime Muser be absent for an extended period of time with out explanation, the Vice Prime Muser shall take the place of the Prime Muser and a new Vice Prime Muser shall be appointed. Should the Vice Prime Muser deny the office or be ineligible to hold it, a New Prime Muser shall be elected.
Sect. 3. The House of Vice Prime Musers shall be composed of Musers who desire to help the Great Land of Museica. They shall be elected until someone else wants to serve in their position, or until they assume the Prime Muser position. If this occurs, there will be an election to decide who the Vice Prime Muser is. They can resign if they so choose.
The Vice Prime Musers will be as follows: The Aeiouian Vice Prime Muser, The Mimian Vice Prime Muser, The Chadian Vice Prime Muser, The Crrawian Vice Prime Muser, The Kokopellian Vice Prime Muser, The Uranian Vice Prime Muser, The Vice Boian Prime Muser, The Featherian Vice Prime Muser and The Pwtian Vice Prime Muser. They shall be chosen by their respective Prime Musers from a selection of volunteers. When a Prime Muser leaves office, the Vice Prime Muser leaves as well. The former Vice Prime Muser may still run for an office, though. No person shall be a Vice Prime Muser who shall not have been on Museblog for a minimum of two weeks and read a minimum of one thread on the founding of Museica.
The task of the Vise Prime Muser is to help and fill in for their respective Prime Muser when necessary. They shall also vote on Amendments to this Constitution.
Sect. 4. Each Prime Muser acts as a ruler to the state of their specialty. The Prime Musers may declare rules, create offices, or otherwise act as they see fit.
Sect. 5. The Prime Musers may determine the rules of their proceedings, punish their members for disorderly behavior, and, with the concurrence of two thirds, expel a member.
Sect. 6. No Prime Muser may be Vice Prime Muser of any type. Also, no Vice Prime Muser can be a Prime Muser, and no citizen can hold more than one office at a time.
Sect. 7. When the Prime Musers have reached a conclusion as to the law of the Museica, they shall issue a statement so that the citizens may know and follow the law. This shall they do unless three quarters of the Prime Musers shall agree that it is a matter of national security to keep the decision secret.
Sect. 8. The Prime Musers alone have the authority to regulate commerce with foreign nations, to coin money, regulate the value thereof, and of foreign coin, and fix the standard of weights and measures; to provide for the punishment of counterfeiting the securities and current coin of the United States; to establish post-offices and post-roads; to promote the progress of science and useful arts; to prevent Pie Wars; and, to make all laws which shall be necessary for the functioning of Museica.
ARTICLE II.
Sec. 1. The executive power shall be vested in the citizens of the land of Museica who wish to be a part of the government. They shall have to make a motion to repeal a law that the majority disagrees with.
ARTICLE III.
Sect. 1. The judicial power of the Great Land of Museica shall be vested in one Supreme Court, and in such Inferior Courts as the Prime Musers may from time to time ordain and establish. The Judges, both of the supreme and Inferior Courts, shall hold their offices during good behavior.
Sect. 2. Should a matter not have been resolved in the Inferior Courts, it shall be up to the judges to deem whether or not it is of national importance that the case be solved. Should they deem it of importance, they shall judge the case.
Should a question as to the meaning of a law or this Constitution arise, the jusdges shall discuss it with the Prime Musers and come to a firm conclusion.
ARTICLE IV.
Sect. 1. Each section of Museica may run their own affairs so long as doing so does not interfere or contradict the rulings of the national government.
ARTICLE V.
Sect. 1. The Prime Musers, whenever three quarters of them shall deem it necessary, shall propose amendments to this Constitution; which shall be valid, to all intents and purposes, as part of this Constitution.
ARTICLE VI.
Sect. 1. This Constitution, and the laws of Museica which shall be made in pursuance thereof, and all treaties made, or which shall be made, under the authority of Museica shall be the supreme law of the land; and the Judges in every Section, shall be bound thereby.
The Prime Musers and Vice Prime Musers before mentioned, and the members of the several Section Legislatures, and all executive and judicial officers, shall be bound by oath or affirmation to support this Constitution; but no religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, under the Great Land Of Museica.
ARTICLE VII.
Sect. 1. The Prime Musers shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech more than the GAPAs do, or of the press; or abridging the right to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
Sect. 2. The right of the people to keep and bear pie weapons, provided they are not of mass destruction, shall not be infringed.
Sect. 3. No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the militia, when in actual service in time of war or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.
Sect. 4. In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the state and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the assistance of counsel for his defense.
Sect. 5. In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed three pies, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any court of Museica than according to the rules of the common law.
Sect. 6. The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.
Sect. 7. The powers not delegated to the National Government by the Constitution, are reserved to the sections respectively, or to the people.
Sect. 8. The rights of citizens may not be ignored or abridged.
Sec. 9. No citizen shall be denied the right to vote or hold office, unless they don’t fulfill the office-holding requirements.
List of Prime Musers (from 2nd thread)-
kiki_the_great as Aeiouian PM
Necromancer as Mimian PM
Lizzie as Chadian PM
Sir Ozlips as Crrawian PM (still paying attention)
Zyviva as Kokopellian PM
curious and questioning as Uranian PM (still paying attention)
Otzi as Boian PM
penguini as Featherian PM
THF as Pwtian PM
also-
TMFA as CJ (still paying attention)
Prarilius Canix as Grand Admiral of the Hydropastrican colonies (same as Sir Ozlips)
Sir Ozlips’ excellent synopsis/description of what a new person to Museica can do, originally to davidude-
Museica was formed after the Great Pie War when the opposing sides signed the Lemon Meringue Treaty. It is a continent made entirely out of baked goods. Its nine provinces, named after the Muses, are each ruled by a Prime Muser who is in charge of the specialty of the Muse that their province is named after. I am the Crrawian Prime Muser, so I am responsible for literature, poetry and education. Dodecahedron, the Uranian Prime Muser, is responsible for the space program and for things that have to do with math. You get the idea. I don’t think that the offices of Vice Prime Musers have been filled yet. Also, you could go to Ships’ Logs and sign on aboard a ship.
Current events in Museica-
The vicious pirates Skylartooth, Geeometree, and Allgebruh have recently been defeated, but they still managed to destroy parts of the province of Chad, most notably the main city of Spareparts. A new island, Pie Isle, has recently been found, and it was suggested that new immigrants to Museica settle there and post about it. Or, you could take an active role in the mainland.
Thanx for the thread!
Please tell me what this is about.
I will do a daily State of the Province address to keep this thread going.
STATE OF THE PROVINCE
Crubyon’s reconstruction is going well. We are still the largest producer of virtual choklit on the Internet. However, a dilemma has come up. A new species of marshmallow frog has been found in the Chocsyrup Swamp. Our trans-Pwt chocolate pipeline is destroying its habitat. Suggestions would be appreciated, but we are rigorously searching for new sources of chocolate. We are also considering building a canal through the Taigas, with the world’s longest city stretching from one sea to the other along its north bank. This city will serve as a port for the Pieislians in the Filling Sea as well as the lknurowIians in the Eastern Sea. However, as the Taigas are inter-province territory, we will need the approval of at least five Prime Musers, or three Prime Musers and the Chief Justice.
Does a canal through the Taigas affect the environment negatively? If not, I approve.
Would the canal transport ships carrying the chocleet, or would the canal be filled with flowing choclit?
Would the canal carry boats, or would the choklit just flow down-stream?
ARGHHHHHH!!! I don’t know if my posts will ever show up, but I can’t see them! I was trying to make my name green, but it just zapped my whole post! I put my name back normal, hoping my post will make it through this time! *gulp*
OOPS! Now I’m quadruple posting, but I can see them know. My name isn’t green, though. Hmmm…
The canal would carry ships filled with choklit.
Holy-
I’M STILL A PM?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA *maniacal laughter*
I don’t believe it, I was gone for sooooooo long.
OFFICIAL LETTER FROM SEA
Greetings, my fellow PMs! I am Captain Necromancer of the warship The Wraith. I would like to announce that I recently broke away from the Museican Navy and became a mercenary. I am still a citizen of this country – I simply don’t work for it.
You see, the Navy is not being paid. Now, the good Prailius Canix is fine with this (actually, I don’t know if he knows about this), but I am not.
So, if Museica is ever in need of help, I am here for you. Just name the right price.
Well, nobody challenged your office.
Well, not enough people have been around to make holding new elections a real possibility. If you don’t want to be a PM, we can hold elections again.
I’m being paid. Sir Ozlips pays well to keep Museica safe.
6-why do I get two vote? anywhy I like it and apove!
1-Aw, man! Lol…that’s fine.
A new island? Oh boy!
*paddles off to Pie Isle*
*finds random megaphone*
HELLOOOOOOOOO, ISLANDERS! WHOOOOOOOO’S HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE?
*Dot Keet gets hit in the neck with a knock-out dart blown by a native*
Uh oh. Shadowkat are you a native here?
I mean, GAA! *collapses*
*is unconscious*
Can Hot Pink Bunnies live on Pie Isle?
Ah, the Librarian returns for moments when no one else is here and most are at school. Indeed it is good to know that Museica is somewhat still intact. Don’t Forget Sir Ozslips you have two books overdue! I will fine for a piece of Chocolate. Sorry for this inconvenice Sir, but it is nessacary. Also Other announcements for all Museicans is that there is a Library and we offer a variety of books, Filmstrips, Films, Photographs, Magazines (MUSE!!), Casette Tapes, CDs, and Maps of old world Museica. We also have a lonely Scholar’s Tower full of Diary’s and Logs from the PieWars for Scholars looking to research our colorful history. Please visit us…I mean me beacause we..I mean I am quite lonely here, Just me…and my Library
I’m back! I hope that I haven’t missed too much, I don’t really have time to read through all the blogs that I missed, so could someone please give me a summary?
*looks around pleadingly*
My apologies. *returns books and chocolate*
24-plese hold a cartoon history of the modern world.I’ll come get it soon.
25- Try post 4, this thread. If that doesn’t explain it, ask and we’ll try to answer.
Thanks.
*wakes up groggily, and warily peers around. Sees a hot pink flash dart through nearby bush*
Hm, it seems there’s an as-of-yet undiscovered variety of HPBs residing on this island. They seem disconcertingly… placid. Ah, well, I’m sure this place will soon be hoppin’ with many more. Then they’ll have power in numbers and shall inspire all!
Unless.
Maybe this ISN’T a native variety. Maybe they’re an alien species here and were introduced by… someone…
#4, Article VII, Section 2. Does this mean that I’m not allowed my Pie-War Wolfs?
31- Sorry, Pie-War Wolves.
Dot Keet – How about this maybe-adventure take place on the Ship’s Log thread, hmm?
To all others – for news on Pie Isle, check out the Ship’s Log thread.
::daw::-in addition to number 27 plese hold THE BIG BOOK OF RECOTION
that should be reconstrution
33: well, let’s see. The way I’m seeing it, The Chronicles of Museica thread is for land, the Ships’ Logs thread is for sea. Pie Isle, where I am, is on land, so action on the island is happening on this thread. You’re aboard The Wraith, so action/messages at sea happen on the Ship’s Logs thread. Once you reach Pie Isle, come to this thread. Let’s keep it at that until we can get Pie Isle its own thread. Sound good to you?
22-No, I’m not a native, but I decided to make things interesting…:twisted:
33-Well, you’re kind of mixing threads, which you just told Dot Keet not to do, so you’re being a little hypocritical…
36-Oh…ouch. But, I have to say, you’re right.
I have enlisted mercenaries to help me explore Pie Isle. Now their ship, The Wraith, has landed! Welcome ashore!
(To get an idea of what happened immediately after the crew cast anchor, see the ship’s log. It’s not that many posts to read, so I don’t think a summary is really necessary. But if anyone really likes writing summaries, post it here ;).)
Alright, I have put those book The Big Book of Recotion and Cartoon history of the modern world on my Circulation desk for you to pick up anytime soon. For all just send a wire and I’ll get the books on hold or to you as soon as possible. ^_^
thanks ::daw::!
36 – Ah! I surrender! ^_^
31- Ask for a special permission from the Board of Mass-Destruction Weapons and the Like.
(41: Sorry!
Just had to make a quick decision since this thread is so active. I think it caused a lot of confusion when I brought this storyline to the Ships’ Logs thread; it was meant to be temporary and I just did it to get the attention of all the people active on that thread.
GAPAs: Could I make a request: that Pie Isle have its own thread?
We currently have 10 inhabitants. Sort of. 5 definites at least. The other five are more unclear; some seem to be in two places at once and/or are undecided. But anyone is welcome!)
SO: Right now, there’s 3 issues at hand!
~the natives
~HMBs
~the megaphone phenomenon
I put these in order of importance, but that can be disputed. Comments? Updates?
Right then.
O Great and Wonderful Board of Mass-Destruction Weapons and the Like, I ask that you allow me to keep my Pie-War and Pi-
War Wolves, that I built during the Great and Terrible Pie Wars. If
you great People of the Board of Mass-Destruction Weapons
and the Like allow me to keep them I shall not bombard your
offices with pies and invade the land, killing all. If you allow me to
keep them I shall pie only in self-defence, and occasionally when
I feel that I am in need of amusement.
*looks around rather menacingly but completely innocently*
What’s the difference between Museica and the PPP?
45-museica has war!
Museica is pretty much just a land somewhere on Earth, and the Museicans sail around and explore stuff. The PPP is a planet all of its own, and the Piites zoom around making warring planets peaceful…see the difference?
Ah… that clears everything up.
me gets it now. beefoor me wasa confuzzled
48, 49-I try.
hmmm… seems pretty quiet around here…
Exploration of Pie Isle is going nicely. Lots of interestng discoveries. Yes, I think you will be quite pleased with us when we’re finished.
Well? If I don’t get an answer soon I’ll start pieing everyone.
:headbang:
OFFI IAL MESSAGE FROM PIE ISLE
Greetings, Glassboro!
I am a Prime Muser of this country (Mimian, if I recall correctly). Seeing as the Great and Wonderful Board of Mass-Destruction Weapons and the Like is not present and you have requested an answer several times, I’m taking matters into my own hands.
I first need you to answer a few questions, as I am slightly confused on a few parts of your post.
1) Please submit a descripton of the Pie-War and Pi-War Wolves that you built during the Great Pie Wars. I did not take part in those wars (too lazy), so I am slightly confused with this.
2) Why would you bombard our offices with pies and invade the land? I thought you were a citizen of Museica. So how can you invade Museica if you’re already in it? And killing’s not very nice, though I admit we did quite a bit of that in the last skirmish with pie-rates.
3) Why would you need the pies for self-defense?
4) If these pies are Weapons of Mass Destruction, then you can definitely not use them for your amusement.
I do not have a particularly good feeling about you, Glassboro. It is not a good idea to threaten the PMs. I am a mercenary on the seas who is more than willing to fight it out with you.
Beware.
Have a nice day!
1) If you recall from previous issues the one with an article about trebuchets, I can be sure that you will do fine. It is basically a War Wolf, except for the fact that it shoots pies and pi.
2) Because I spent time building them, and wouldn’t want to destroy them.
3) Because.
4) *Makes special seeking pie, fires at Necromancer’s ship*
Oh Koko. FER CRYING OUT LOUD, WE JUST FINISHED PIE WAR II! DO YOU WANT TO CAUSE PIE WAR III????
If you do, though, we’ll be unhappy but willing to oblige.
It’s only a mercenary.
A mercenary that just finished an honorable term of service to the Museican government, and is also the Mimian Prime Muser!
All right, fine. I’ll try to restrain myself for a bit.
*snaps fingers* *pie disappears*
You forget, I am a Necromancer.
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Sir Ozlips, I thank you for intervention. It was very timely of you.
[Ah yes, I am the Mimian Prime Muser – thanx, I’d forgetten which I was!]
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54 – you didn’t answer the other parts of #2, but I guess that’s okay…
Ah, I see, so it’s a siege weapon!
Hmm, this is very interesting…
Tell me, do you think one of them could fit on a ship? The kind made of wood?
*really awesome plan begins to formulate in evil little mind*
Well, you yourself called it a Weapon of Mass-Destruction, and Article VII Sect. 2 clearly states that the people are not allowed to have those, but under the circumstances…
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We could consider making you, Glassboro, Head of Weaponry for the government, but right now you don’t quite seem to be the right temperament.
You must perform the Holy [not really] Chant of Monty Python [which I’ve memorized and perfected, by the way] and swear that you shall serve Museica. By doing this, you would work for the government.
You would follow our directions.
No pies would be thrown by your weapon simply for your own or for anyone else’s amusement.
I would suggest that the weapon be placed under guard, so that it does not fall into the wrong hands.
So, anyone’s input?
Right then, I’m fine with that. Also, I think that I could make one small enough for a ship. Tell me what to say, I’ll say it, and also just so that you know I have multiple ones. Also, the previous members of the Jadestone side each have one.
Note the absence of smilies.
Hi, just trying to remember how to do stuff.
How do you do green text? I forget. I’ve been away for awhile.
64 – no idea how to do green text.
Calling all Prime Musers!
I need someone else approval before I can make the appointment of Glassboro Head of Weaponry official.
So hurry! I can’t wait to get my hands on one…
Glassboro, as much as I hate to say it, we can’t do anything about the Jadestone side, because they don’t visit this thread, and that’s kind of where our authority ends, besides the Ship’s Log and Pie Isle threads.
smilies are getting kind of annoying.
And I’m not always this snippy. I’m quite nice, actually. Just to let you know.
(64) Glassboro, we discourage the use of green text, because it gets confused with links, like this one:
HTML Practice and Typographic Tricks, v. 2007.2 — a better place than this thread to refresh your memory.
66- I, the Uranian Prime Muser, approve Glassboro’s appointment to the Head of Weaponry.
Pie jesu domine *thump* dona eis requiem. *thump*
I, the Crrawian Prime Muser, approve Glassboro’s appointment to the Head of Weaponry.
Pie koko domine *thump* dona pies requiem *thump*
Yay! First post on this thread after the
invasion!
Pies llesu domine, Dona eis requiem. *slaps head with Monty Python’s Holy Grail DVD case* Pies llesu domine, *slaps head with Monty Python’s Holy Grail DVD case* dona eis requiem. *slaps head with Monty Python’s Holy Grail DVD case*
I swear that I will serve Museica, and that I will not use my Pie- or π-War Wolves for my own or anyone else’s amusement.
60-Necromancers raise the dead, and don’t necessarily make things disappear.
72- Well, if s/he couldn’t do that I made it come back to me with a machine that I built into the pie.
73-Ok! Lol.
Look, it’s not that funny. I just don’t want to get on the bad side of a high-ranking person in Museica.
Kill the :idea:s!!!Kill the :idea:s!!!Kill the :idea:s!!!Kill the :idea:s!!!Kill the :idea:s!!!Kill the :idea:s!!!Kill the :idea:s!!!Kill the :idea:s!!!Kill the :idea:s!!!Kill the :idea:s!!!Kill the :idea:s!!!Kill the :idea:s!!!Kill the :idea:s!!!Kill the :idea:s!!!Kill the :idea:s!!!Kill the :idea:s!!!Kill the :idea:s!!!Kill the :idea:s!!!Kill the :idea:s!!!Mwa, ha, ha!!!I understand…I’m just sort of here…and it appears that we’re the only ones here…hm.
I just can’t think of enthing to talk about. the supreame court do not have any cases.
I think that April Fool’s Day has made everyone forget about Museica. Evil :idea:s!!!
*asks ideas nicely whether they will bring people back* *:idea:s refuse* *pies :idea:s* *:idea:s still refuse* *makes :idea:s recite the digits of π until they bring people back*
Noooooooooo! I still can’t find the rogue bunnies font!!!!!!!!!!
:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:, :evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil:, :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:,
:x!!! Attack!!!!
Spare people only if they swear allegiance to me!
*uses
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that Jadestone gave him during the Great Pie Wars on everyone who doesn’t swear allegiance to him*
I don’t think this thread is for fighting the dear
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If that lines up, it should be a road-a road to Zemtee. I hope you decide to take that road, and join the bunny/sundae/plain ice cream side.
Gah, it didn’t work. Maybe this short one will:
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81- You’re right. Also, the Jadestone and Glassboro Planning Thread wasn’t a conspiracy against :idea:s, it was a conspriacy to take over Museica. So you don’t need to use
anymore, and can join me if you so wish. If you do, I will set a little space aside for :idea:s, maybe the Mimian section.Ahhhhhhhh! I meant conspiracy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um…wow…ok, that’s new…you guys can’t take over Museica!!!
Okay, fine. At least some people are coming back here.
*calls off attack*
However, it does seem like people have forgotten about this place.
I haven’t. I would post if something happened.
*reads previous posts*
Whoa, something did happen!
I guess it’s over now, then, but Glassboro, there is a Pie War thread, you know. Please use that one if you want to be warlike.
87- Look, I was bored, okay? Anyway, I’m done. I’ve brought a few people back to this thread.
Don’t get me wrong, Glassboro, I appreciate what you did, even if your methods were a little drastic.
Unfortunately, it didn’t seem to work.
What?
should do a ? smily! Someone else has had the same problem. 
with a twitch.
It works now.
We need to think of something to actually do on this thread.
I want a Vice Prime Muser. Let’s get a couple willing candidates and have an election.
I know!!! Let’s all post saying “COME BACK TO MUSEICA”, nothing else, until everyone comes back.
COME BACK TO MUSEICA PLEASE!!! CLICK ON MY NAME!!!
i came back. sorry i kinda ditched musica for a while, but now im back to stay.
COME BACK TO MUSEICA!!! PLEASE!!! CLICK ON MY NAME!!!
Good. Join me.
89-Let’s define “a little drastic”, shall we…?
COME BACK TO MUSEICA!!! Please!!! CLICK ON MY NAME!!!
We need to figure out a way for people to stay in Museica, not just come back to it. The Pieceful Pie Planet is staying alive because of two things: the soccopelli game and the trading. Suppose each of the Prime Musers gets up a provincial team, and then they play each other, and then the teams from Iknurowlis and Dornavenk, and finally the winner of the teams from the PPP. I don’t know about the trading thing. Maybe we can work something out with the Pieislians. Does anyone visit that thread regularly?
I don’t. I’d never heard of it before post 101.
I’m here.
I believe that the PPP and Museica should be completely isolated from each other.
This thread might get more people if it was at the top of the page.
Also, this thread might get more people if they had a story here, something to do, a say in the active government. Maybe we can do something. I propose we begin anti-pie legislation.
PPP? What’s that?
Hmmmm. I’m against that, but I suppose that we could, temporarily.
No idea what to do to attract people.
In PPP, people can own countries, though hardly anyone lives IN the countries.
Sorry I’ve been gone, you can read my farewell message somewhere on the Pie Isle thread…
Sir Ozlips – I would be happy to be a second person and act as your VPM, but I’m not coming very often, so that wouldn’t work.
Ask Glassboro.
106- The problem with that is that I’m supposed to be the person in charge of Mass destruction weapons and the like. However, I haven’t got the post yet because of April Fool’s Day.
Is there an opening for Chaddian Prime minister?
It was already taken, but I guess that we’re re-rebuilding civilization after April Fool’s Day, so it should be fine. However, I’m not sure if it will be permanent. Actually, if we’re re-rebuilding civilization I can just say that I’m the person in charge of mass destruction weapons and the like.
The Chadian Prime Muser hasn’t showed up in ages, so, even though you can’t become the Prime Muser, if you become the Vice Prime Muser, it comes to the same thing.
hello!
108-yes you can be vice pm or you could be a justise of the suprem court.I am chief justice.
104-Check out my summary. On MB, search Pieceful Pie Planet, and go to the first thread (the one that doesn’t have any “Part _”s after it, so, essentially, Part 1), and, I believe it was in post 15, or somewhere near there, that I posted a summary of the purpose of the PPP, as it’s come to be called. That should help you out a bit.
(104, 112) Here’s a link to Shadowkat’s description:
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=486#comment-15
Where did people go? Will a comment in the recent comments sidebar help?
I’m here, but bored.
So am I. People think that it’s too confusing to join, but we’re really trying to start over. Maybe the GAPAs could make a new thread for this?
Esteemed Museicans,
As several of you have mentioned at different times, you seem to be in need of a story line or action to keep people interested. I’m not sure that a new thread would solve that problem. This one apparently did not.
If those of you who are still posting can come up with some activities — preferably something distinctive from the PPP and Ships’ Logs enterprises — at that point it would make sense to start a new thread to take advantage of the momentum.
So far governing has proved as hard a sell on the blog as off. The PPP has trading and parties pretty well covered. What else happens in countries? Industries, the arts, education, border disputes . . . . If you can’t think of anything, it’s also a perfectly honorable choice to retire the Chronicles for a little while and bring them back later when someone has a fresh inspiration.
Respectfully yours,
Lady Bunniful
I am thinking that museica should have more of a country next to it that we can fight with.wars bring people in.
Can I create a new country? Who wants to be in it and help? If no one volunteers, I’m going to scrap the idea. But I think it’s too late for me to join Museica, due to the fact that it is very long and I don’t want to read the whole thing.
A new country. All right.
Let’s have it be a portion of the Museican Taigas, allied with Museica, but not part of it. Taigas are cold forests with lots of lakes and swamps.
Or it could be a part of the Burnt Crust Wasteland.
Ok.
I’m deeply involved in Museica right now, so I can’t really help except with ideas for the new country.
Alright. So far that means just me, but maybe someone else’ll come along.
I’d thought that moving it back up on the page would maybe help a little. But a new country sounds good, too.
I can’t really do this by myself.
119-I can’t join Museica either, so I voulenteer for the new country. It will be called Muserland.
Okay! Um… I’m not sure what we do in a country, so…
Sounds fun, Alice, but I’ve got Pie Isle…sorry. :/
A lot of people here are also on Ship’s Logs, but that doesn’t stop them from trying to keep Museica.
Let’s have the new country in 9 sectors, one for each Muse.
130- We already did that in Museica.
131-Darn. 4 then, Water, with many lakes and rivers, Air, an uninhabitable region with a rich supply of Antigravityite, a mineral which allows us to build floating cities, Earth, a region much like the Kansas prairie where we might build cities or have farms, and Fire, a region that is warmer than the others. One for each of the ancient Greek elements.
Yeah!
Earth, water, fire, air. That sounds too much like Avatar, how about we do something else. Or, we could just not split it up at all. And we have to decide on positions, anyway. I think that people who were here even at the end of Museica should have some priority, but no-one has to agree.
Hierarchy suggestion:
President, elected by majority vote
Vice President, appointed by President
House of Musers, four MBers elected like president.
Political parties could be for/against/neutral hpbs.
Or Chuck Norris and Watership Down.
136-No! I haven’t read either one of those!
Chuck Norris isn’t a book.
Then what is Chuck Norris? And I haven’t read Watership Down either, so that won’t work anyway. (For me at least.) So I still think it should be different positions on hpbs! Grrrrr…
Do a google search. And read W.D. Or I’ll use my alter-egos and all of the other names that I can think of and throw you off of your ship.
140- Watership Down is reallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallygood! I love it!
139- Chuck Norris is an actor/martial arts guy. Watership Down is a book about rabbits.
(141) And where else but MuseBlog would the two of them end up involved in a pie war?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just make it MY political parties! By the way, elections could be… every month! Yeah, every month!
140-DON’T try to throw me off my ship, Glassboro. You’re my first mate, so you would become captian after you did it, but I will return and throw YOU off with MY alter egos!
Sorry for the double post, but I submitted before I thought of this.
*pies all W.D. haters and C.N. lovers* I don’t care about being captain.
132,134-What if we made countries total, using Water, Air, Earth, Fire, Light, Dark, and Plasma (lightning)…you can probably guess what the qualities of the other countries would be.
146-Great! We can also have Ice and Stone, eh?
Light and Dark are countries of eternal day and night, and lightining storms happen often in Plasma. Stone is sort of like earth, and ice is eternal winter. Fire can be eternal summer for its new quality.
AAAGG this is so unfathomable!
Water, Air, Earth, Fire, Light, Dark, Plasma, Ice, Stone.
Aqua, Aer, Humus, Ignis, Illustro, Caliga, Tempestas, Glacies, Silex.
I love online Latin dictionaries.
Humus? That’s what you eat with pita bread, isn’t it?
We’ll leave out stone how about
151- Yes. It has tahini and is very very good.
I thought so. Why was it in the list in post 150 then?
Because it’s latin for Earth, i guess.
I have started digging a canal through the Museican Taigas.
Ok, I’m back. It’s been a while, I know. I’m sorry.
Are we giving up on Museica and creating Museland instead, then? Has it been agreed that a government has been created and our work is done because there’s no conflict anymore, or is there just too little interest by people who know what’s going on and too many threads to read through to understand?
We aren’t giving up on it, just hoping that a new country to trade, negotiate and battle (hopefully the latter not very often) with will liven it up.
151 – I think so.
Can I be whatever-it-is-that’s-a leader for Fire? Please?
I think we need Shadow. Hmmm?
Poem:
I am the light before the Dawn
and after the Night.
I am the ashes in the burning Hearth.
I am the deep reaches of the Ocean.
I am the space beneath the Rocks.
I am Shadow.
Yah, not very good. It just came to me a few weeks ago, all of a sudden. But still, Shadow is everything.
But, if no shadow, I’ll be leader for Darkness.
Duh.
Shadow = Necromancer
Water
Air
Earth
Fire = Alice
Light
Dark
Plasma
Ice
Koko du Pelle wanted to take out stone, so I left it out. Maybe we could have Shadow instead of Dark? Until there is more input I will put shadow in and leave dark in as well.
We need more people!
w00t!
No, Shadow cannot replace Dark. But if Shadow replaces Light AND Dark, that’s okay. Because Shadow is a mix of the two.
I’m hoping you won’t ask me to explain my reasoning. It gets kind of complicated. But either Light, Dark, and Shadow are countries, or just Shadow. I don’t have a problem with dropping Shadow and becoming Queen of Dark, but it’s not what I’d prefer.
But if we have just Shadow, that reduces three countries to one.
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And Koko du Pelle is right, Stone goes with Earth.
You don’t need to explain your reasoning, I get it. “Think of what starlight and lamplight would lack if they couldn’t lean against Black . . .”
Even if that isn’t what you meant, I still like it.
With the amount of people we have, reducing three countries to one might not be such a bad idea.
Can I change to Water, please? I am a somewhat fiery person, but nonetheless, water feels right.
161- Yup, seeing as no one’s claimed that country yet…
Shadow=Necromancer
Water=Alice
Air
Fire=Koko du Pelle
Earth
Plasma
Ice.
I claim Fire because I have a bad temper. I think it runs in my family, because my mom, dad, and siblings also have simalir tempers. Light and dark should be elimanated in favor of Shadow.
Here’s an idea for the Constitution of Muserland:
I. Government
1. Divisions. The country is divided into nations of the elements Earth, Fire, Air, Water, Ice, Shadow, and Plasma.
2. Leaders. The divisions shall be ruled by the Prime Musers. The house of Prime Musers shall consist of the Earth PM, the Fire PM, the Air PM, etc.
3. Elections. The Prime Musers are elected by majority vote. Any participant of Muserland may vote.
4. Length of Office. The Prime Musers shall stay in office untill they resign, or a new Prime Muser may be elected if the old Prime Muser does not post on this thread for long enough for the inhabitants of Muserland to get impatient and elect a new one.
II. Amendments. This constitution may be amended if the majority vote is in favor of the amendment in question passing.
“Amendments”, of course, will always be the last clause, followed only by the amendments themselves. All MBers may have a hand in finishing the Constitution.
I’ll take plasma, I suppose. I’d have preferred dark, but…
Sorry Glassboro.
Glassboro is now the Plasma Prime Muser. No, I thought we were going to elect the Prime Musers. Why don’t we have the election as soon as there is at least two canidates for every Prime Muser. Right?
Truthfully, I don’t think we’ll get two candidates for every PM. We already don’t have enough traffic.
I disapprove of the idea. Not practical.
Mayhap we should do away with the idea of election, since we’re probably barely going to get enough people as it is.
I’ll take Air. Description and exports later.
On the south and east coasts of Air are the Weryias Ranges, which block the moisture coming in from the sea. Most of the storms are directed north, to Water, where they rain out, or west, to Plasma, where they become lightning storms. The wind, however, blows through narrow cañons, concentrating the force until it reaches up to 200 mph. This wind blows out onto a vast, grassy plain, the Fheran Prairie, or Central Lands. This prairie takes up almost all of Air, except for the Shlyrr Forest in the northwest corner, which is made up of Pyramid Trees. These trees have huge, gnarled roots and thick trunks that taper to almost a point at the top. This structure prevents them from being blown over. Long lines of trees extend from the Shlyrr, following rivers and veins of rich soil almost all the way across the Central Lands. These are colloquially known as the Tenntakles. The Shlyrr is almost unexplored, but the Tenntakles are the roosting places of a wide variety of flying birds, mammals, reptiles, and even three species of avian squid. Virtually all of Air’s creatures have some method of becoming airborne, including humans, who live in enormous hovering cities whose bases are made of antigravite. This useful mineral is widely mined in the Weryias Ranges.
Shadow = Necromancer
Water = Alice
Air = Prarilius Canix
Earth
Fire = Koko du Pelle
Plasma = Glassboro
Ice
We need PMs for Ice and Earth.
I’ll do a description of water in a minute or three.
Not right now. Sorry, I’m too hot. (Oh, the irony.)
Ooh! I get lightning! *makes kite*
166 – i am Earth. the borders of my land and Koko’s land is the Magma Wastelands.
174 – Ice + Earth = Iced Earth [uber powermetal]
description l8r. chores now. fr34k1/\/6 c/-/0r35!
one more thing:
Earth + Fire = Magma Wastelands
Earth + Plasma = The Glasslands
Earth + Water = The Mudline
Earth + Wind = The Erosion Border
everything just gets dark at the Shadow border (duh) and i can’t think of anything for ice.
what…that’s…5 whole posts in a row. AUGH!!!! *runs away from PoPoPo*
I wouldn’t have noticed without that post.
*fines SuperSaiyanin424 99999999 pieces of virtual choklit* I was tempted to say boxes. You got off easily.
All seven areas border each of the other 6. A wall of super super super super super super super super hot air defines the border of Fire. Only the (completely) fireproof wildlife of Fire can pass through that wall without instantly evaporating. People must use tunnels to enter and exit the area. Storms are deflected by this wall and go to Water or Plasma. Those that aren’t evaporate, harden, and become volcanoes. But that is rare. The only export of Fire is burning gems, which are used in Ice to provide heat. They are worthless jewels which constantly burn, but are never consumed. The Borders of Fire and other areas are:
Fire+Earth= Magma Wastelands
Fire+Water= the Boiling Lake
Fire+Plasma= Electric Fires
More later
Air+Fire=Land of Hot Winds
Air+Plasma= Charged Air
Air+Water= Mist Border
Air+Earth= Erosion Border
Air+Ice= Blizzard Wall
Air+Shadow= Dark Gas
Our exports are antigravite (the more mass it has, the less gravity pulls on it), sail-gliders (our main form of transportation- basically a large, flexible airfoil made from Pyramid rubber, with foot grips and a mast and sail attached to it), pyramid fruit, wind (power level from Breeze to Hurricane, solid, liquid or captured in bottle), and air calamari (flying squid, well cooked.)
Water + Fire = Boiling Lake
Water + Air = Mist Border
Water + Earth = The Mudline
Water + Shadow = The Dark Sea
Water + Plasma = The Electric Sea (it means death to swim in it)
Water + Ice = [can’t think of anything good right now.]
I’m gonna make a map and send it to the GAPAs.
How do all seven countries border on each other? Is it even physically possible?
I can’t make a map until I know.
187 – Of course it’s possible. I just have to think of how,..
No, not possible…
Oh my brain…
it hurts from thinking…
It’s impossible for more than 4 countries to all border each other.
In two dimensions, anyway.
Let’s have these countries be on a moon of the Musiverse Earth.
191 – Well, yea. In three dimensions the possibilities are endless.
Okay so how are we going to do that? We might be able to jigsaw them together . . . I’ll try that, and send my attempt to the GAPAs in lieu of a map.
Yay! A lightning storm! *runs inside to get kite**flies kite**is shocked* That was fun! Does anyone else want to try? *offers kite**is shocked again*
*accepts kite*
*sun comes out*
*birds chirp*
aw maaaannnn…
*accepts kite*
*big gust of wind comes*
*wind blows kite up high in the sky*
Hey! I’m flying!
Bye, E2MB! See ya later!
Dude, 3-D countries! That would be awesome! No idea how you would draw it, but it would be awesome!
199- You wouldn’t draw it. And therefore I would remain confused in an Escher-like world for a very long time.
200 – Oh yea. Escher made amazing brain-boggling art.
Bad GAPAs. You zapped my post. You know, my theory is that the countries all overlap. Creating combination areas like the Magma Wastland. It could make it possible for all 7 to border the other 6. Right?
202 – I suppose….
202- Maybe . . . *goes off to make a map*
Got that map done, Alice?
205- No, but I have a bunch of free time (like two hours) while I go make sure our spoiled sheep don’t get eaten by coyotes, so I’ll work on it. I PROMISE.
206-Good.
207- Not so very. I managed to make 6 countries border on each other without too much trouble, but 7 is impossible.
208 – Maybe there’s a mathmatical law that prevents that.
They’re strangely shaped countries.
How bout we just drop the overlapping. It sounds king of odd to me anyways. Just forget the borders. Shadow is shadow. The end.
Shadow would like to be a long, skinny peninsula. Whoever’s making the map, just draw the six countries, then tack on Shadow to one of them. Shadow likes to be a loner country. Shadow wants no borders like “Dark Sea” and “Dark Gas”. Shadow would like to just be Shadow.
Let’s drop those things at the overlaps, yeah. Or Alice can have all but Shadow touch with overlapping, and then have Shadow touching just one or two, or just not have Shadow overlap anything. That will work, right?
I’ll make the map today. Water will actually have very little earth. It’ll mostly be the ocean.
Put shadow next to me!
Put me to the north or west of Water, and south or east of Plasma. If possible.
Please post all of your trade goods so that Crraw can trade with you.
Since most of the worlds in the Musiverse are dead or nearly so, I would like to request a new one.
The astronomers on Mount Evereat, highest of the Lore Mountains in the Tupisodaloric Groves of the Pieceful Pie Planet, have discovered a new planet in the Andromeda Galaxy. Orbiting two red dwarf stars, one half of the newly named Qwirrt is a tropical paradise, whereas the other is freezing wasteland. On account of the recent influx of newbies, and the resulting overpopulation of the worlds of the Musiverse, the Exploration Bureau of the Museican Commonwealth has sent out a plea for colonists to come to Qwirrt and set up one or more societies. The three continents of Qwirrt have been divided into these categories for colonization:
Qwii: This large continent is on the tropical side. It has been devoted to societies whose basic values are good.
Urr: The smallest continent, Urr has been set aside for societies whose basic values are… not so good. It is smack-dab in the middle of the freezing wasteland.
T-t’tt: This unpronounceable continent lies right on the border between sides. It is for societies that are completely random.
Note: This does not mean that I will neglect Air. I might not even participate in Qwirrt. I simply thought that a lot of newbies have been coming to Museica and the PPP too late to get a position in the government, and I thought they might want an opportunity.
I was thinking that air could go on top of everyone else! That would work, wouldn’t it?
218 – nah, Canix has already said where he wants Air to be…
The country Shadow would be happy to border Plasma (Glassboro). Remember, long, skinny peninsula… surrounded by the sea… tacked on…
Water should probably be in the middle of the continent, so that it can be like a landlocked sea or lake. That way, it can be differentiated from the ocean.
We still have two open countries.
Shadow = Necromancer
Water = Alice
Air = Prarilius Canix
Earth
Fire = Koko du Pelle
Plasma = Glassboro
Ice
We need someone for Ice and Earth. Any newbies lurking out there?
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Shadow still has no idea what it looks like or what it’s exports are… Shadow is thinking about it…
I WILL do the map soon. *looks guilty* But it might not be a very good quality pic that I send in, because I don’t have a scanner. Or no, wait! I could do it on photoshop! So it will happen sometime today. I know that last time I said that it didn’t, but that was because it was impossible.
Alright, I’ll see what I can do. I have a super-duper scanner, so here goes.
Well, I made a nice map. Oh drat! I got Air wrong. Instead of being north or west of Water and south or east of Plasma, it’s south of Water and west of Plasma. But that was easily fixed. I just switched Fire and Air.
I’m going to redo the thing in photoshop and send it in as son as possible.
I made a map too!
Mine’s hand drawn. It’s not colorful, but I think it’s got everything needed.
Oh good! Send it in!
I just did.
WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! It’s my first map ever made.
The scanner slightly messed up the purty colors I just put in, but that’s okay, you’ll get the general idea.
And Canix, I put Air right where you wanted it. (i think)
226- Welcome to the wonderful world of map-making! It is one of my favorite things to do.
I also love map-making.
GAPAs, put that map up… *falls asleep*
GAPAs, have you gotten that map yet? I could try to make one, but I won’t. Sorry forc the double post bit no one else is posting or has posted since 2 days ago.
If you e-mailed it, I haven’t seen it.
I didn’t make one! And I couldn’t send it anyway because I don’t have a scanner!
What? You said that you did, and that you’d sent it. If that was a joke it was extremely annoying.
233-NO I DIDN’T!!!!!!!!!!! You COMPLETELY misinterpreted my comment! Oh, and what post was that in? I know I never said I had made a map and sent it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVIL GLASSBORO!
I see. Necromancer and Alice said they had made maps and would send them. We haven’t seen anything from either of them yet.
235- Well, I thought Necromancer had, and I don’t especially want to go try to transfer mine onto Photoshop, but I will. If I can find it.
I just made a map, and sent it. Now I’m going to get off the comuter because if I keep typing at this rate I’ll have carpel-tunnel before I’m eighteen.
Oh, sorry. I did read your post wrong, and I got you confused with Necromancer.
Did you get the map, GAPAs? I sent it earlier.
We did. Here it is:
I’ll rework my borders. At Earth, there are dust storms. At Water, there’s mist. At Plasma, there are fields of static electricity.
My borders:
Ice = Well, naturally there’s really cold water and a thin crust of ice.
Earth = The water gets shallow and swampy, and there are even a few houses.
Air = Mist. Lots of it.
Fire = I’m not sure. Just really warm water, kind of the equivalent of the tropics. Yeah. Maybe even a few palmy islands.
Plasma = Swim at your own risk, because the water attracts electricity.
Mostly the “towns” are really big wooden ships, but in the swamp and on the palmy islands are a few more conventional dwellings, and the whole place is governed from a island/city in the middle of the country. My main export is fish.
I sent in a map of my province, slightly modified from my original description to accommodate the recently finalized map.
I’m purple!
244- It seemed right for Plasma to be purple, since white didn’t work. I’m going to go make a detailed map of Water when my mom gets off the only computer with Photoshop.
Day 37 of Wanderings. The ship I was aboard has wrecked on a reef. Most of the passengers were rescued, but I drifted away on a piece of wreckage, barely conscious, before washing up on this shore. Fortunately, my gear is still in good condition.
Everything around here is dark. The meager fire I lit seems to give off more smoke than light. Only the barest, red gleam shows among the embers. Surprisingly, though, it is as warm as if it was blazing merrily. Perhaps something about this place does not like light. It’s almost as though it was a realm of Shadow…
*:shock:CREEPY MUSIC:shock:*
By the way, Alice, regarding your map: I didn’t have the same font but used the substitute Photoshop suggested and tweaked it just a touch — hope you don’t mind; it’s hard to tell what will be legible in a blogsize graphic.
247- I hardly even noticed. I don’t mind, Helvetica was just what happened to be on hand.
Prarilius Canix sent this map of Air:
Cool.
Sweet. My Water map isn’t as good. I’ll send it tomorrow. (Today, by the time this is moderated.)
The border of Water and Fire is a boiling lake!!!!!!! Not just a hot lake!
252- Okay, okay. Actually Water is one big lake, but it’s a good deal hotter (fine, boiling) at the border. The tropical islands are further in.
I have been traveling through this place for some time and have finally found my way to a place that is a bit different, if not safer. It is much like the rest, except my hair stands up on my head when I go toward it. But beyond it there is light. I wonder if this is a border between this and another realm…
I will wait until realms are described in more detail to continue my wanderings. PMs of Plasma and Shadow, take note.
I’m not going to bother. It’s just, umm, let’s see. It’s just flat wasteland with a few trees.. Oh, whatever. Someone else describe it for me.
256- A flat wasteland filled with charred trees. A few giants still stand, sheltering the smaller seedlings. The sky is lit with an eerie light, and jagged purple and yellow light lances through the dark and lowering sky.
I don’t care if you don’t like it, it’s just fun to describe.
Oops, I mean, jagged purple and yellow lightning.
Are any countries not taken yet?
259- Earth and Ice.
Due to a lack of a scanner, I will allow someone else to make a map of Fire. But follow my description, from Comment
154184. I think that it will auto-link to the correct post. But I have not tried it. Well, I did, on Role-Playing Writing, but WordPress ate the post. Bad WordPress.Didn’t auto-link. Make it a link please, GAPAs. Please! It would save trouble.
(262) Koko du Pelle, do you mean comment 184?
That’s fine. I can live with that.
I didn’t refresh it first. That was in response to Alice. Sorry.
263-Yep. I did. Thanks, GAPAs! 154 was by Glassboro. It was when Muserland was just starting tio get rolling, and we had only just come up with elements. A lot can happen in 30 posts!
[I fixed the link on your original post. –ReB]
266-Thanks, Lady Bunniful! How’d I make a mistake like that?
Oh wait! Earth is governed by SuperSayajin[numbers].
268-WHAT?
She means earth, not Earth.
Oh… The country earth… WHEW! For a minute there I was worried…
Save this thread! I hope my new name helps.
What? I come here every day, but no one’s posted anything new.
272- Same as Alice. Also, that name won’t help, it’ll only clog up the recent comments. Please change it.
274-Same here too. Yeah, I’ll stop using that name. I guess it’s up to us to save this thread. Review of my borders:
Water=A boiling lake. Famed as a certian way to commit suicide, because to swim in it means instant scalding. Or a lake of lava, maybe. Who has Water?
Plasma=I’m not sure about this one. Maybe an area of lightning storms, except it’s bolts of fire, not lightning.
Ice=A lake. Just a plain lake.
I also border Shadow, but Shadow doesn’t want borders like that. GAPAs, have you gotten a map of Fire? Please put it up if you have.
275- I do, and I won’t have it be lava.
276-All right. Fire+Water=Boiling Lake. Agreed, Alice?
277- Sure.
278-Good. Could someone send in a maop of Fire?
I don’t come here because all of the Prime Muser positions are taken and the rules are too long and complicated and I couldn’t get an even FAINTLY good position and I would live under somebody in a land I didn’t want to live in!!!!!
You’re just asking too much!!! I want a GOOD position, and my OWN LAND!!! THEN I WILL COME!!!
280-Okay, if we make a new element, will you join? Or you can become a Vice Prime Muser! Or is that not a good enough position?
280- Actually, if you become a Vice Prime Muser for almost any province, you will have the powers of the Prime Muser since most of the original PMs are no longer here.
282- I’m here. And, RtH, there’s still Ice open.
ICE?!?!?!?
IS THAT A COLD, SNOWY, ICY PLACE MAYBE??? I’LL TAKE IT!!!!!!!!
*Declares self PM of ICE*
Is that okay??? I_LIKE_ICE!!!
RtH Of ICE
Okay, good! Everywhere is taken now.
Darn. I’m too late.
FIREBALL!!!!!!!! *fireball shoots off in random direction and lights fire in fireplace*
I would like to trade with Sir Ozlips for an extension of the chocsyrup pipeline into the Aeolian Independent Republic. I will pay its weight in antigravite.
288- I accept. As soon as we receive the antigravite, we will take up the task of making our cities mobile and airborne.
I find that Museica has stagnated because it is prosperous. During the war with the Freebooters Alliance, it thrived even though it was in danger.
We need some sort of danger to keep us occupied.
I have an idea.
Let’s say there is a country in the middle of the Burnt Crust Wasteland (which is south of Museica and north of Muserland) that wants to conquer the Musiverse. On the days when people are feeling a little bit evil, they can release their impulses by becoming a leader of this country, and when they’re feeling good, they can be on the side of Muserland or Museica. So there will be an intermittent pie war, to keep us from getting bored, but not a constant, all-consuming one.
What do you think of the idea? If you have suggestions, I’d appreciate them.
291- I like it! What about the days when people are feeling too drab to do anything at all? Oh yeah, they start a pie war. Huzzah!
I like it. Now we have to start developing it.
293- Of COURSE you like it! It was your idea!
There are several regions in it.
Hottpincbunniland- The largest region, where the cute Bunnius nicegoodus is ruled by the tyrannical Bunnius evilus. The fact that the species look identical only confuses us more.
Tiffanlaneia- A place where Muse is banned, inhabited by gossip-mongering cell-phone zombies. Seventeen and People are the only magazines allowed.
Pellikokona- Ruled by an evil clone of Kokopelli, it is a wasteland filled with Pie Barbarians who pie not for fun, but out of cruelty.
These horrible countries form the Triple Alliance of Misery (TAM), which is constantly scheming to conquer Museica and Muserland.
294- This alter ego stuff is useless around people who know about it.
I think I’ll resign from Crrawian Prime Muser and then terminate Sir Ozlips, taking over as Prarilius Canix. Unless somebody else wants the position.
295- So do Museica and Muserland make up the “Double Alliance of Musery”? Or something else…?
(296) I’ll miss Sir Ozlips, though.
296- I have read the Who’s Here page, or I would never have guessed.
On second thought, I might have guessed. Your writing style is fairly unmistakable.
297- They’re independent.
298- Then I’ll keep him, for your sake.
300- I’m not sure whether to be flattered or insulted.
New thread?
(301) Aww, gee. Very gallant.
When in doubt, always go with flattered.
And the new thread was in the making even before you posted.