Ships’ Logs: Beyond Museica, Part 6
The continuing saga, continued, continues. Continued from Ships’ Logs: Part Five.
Date: March 16, 2007
Categories: Nonrandom Craziness
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fellowmuser
in March 16th, 2007 @ 17:51Wohoo! First post!
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fellowmuser
in March 16th, 2007 @ 17:51Now, what’s that about a ship?
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fellowmuser
in March 16th, 2007 @ 17:54Oh yeah! First post indeed! Where is everybody?
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davidude
in March 16th, 2007 @ 17:57dude, the thread was started mere minutes ago. patience!!!
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Prarilius Canix
in March 16th, 2007 @ 18:07Hi fellowmuser. Read the other threads to find out what all this is about. Or go here for the condensed version.
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Prarilius Canix
in March 16th, 2007 @ 18:11Now that the war is over, I’m going to treat my crew to a nice pleasure cruise in the Blueberry Sea. We could all do with some rest, and that ocean is Museican territory and pierate-free. We might stop at Biskup, capital of Pwt, or New Goldentoad, famous for its fondue fountain. We will now sail south until we reach the Filling River. Once we get there, we will sail upriver, then downriver when it branches into the Blueberry Sea.
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~~Red-tailed HAWK the swift~~
in March 16th, 2007 @ 18:124- I know! I have been on the blog, and all of a sudden, there are new posts on the recent posts thingie for a new thread! WOW…
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in March 16th, 2007 @ 18:15Yes, I’m moderating from the National Press Club. Exciting, isn’t it?
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fellowmuser
in March 16th, 2007 @ 18:414- SORRY! I didn’t know.
5- Thanks!
Is Museica the same thing as Peaceful Pie Planet? (Ask Shadowkat)
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Prarilius Canix
in March 16th, 2007 @ 18:469- They are linked, but not the same thing. Some of the PPP countries are part of the Museican Commonwealth.
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Shadowkat
in March 16th, 2007 @ 20:31Well…….technically, the PPP isn’t quite like Museica, especially since the PPP4 thread has pretty much become a Soccopelli thread…but, yeah………:puzzled:
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Shadowkat
in March 16th, 2007 @ 20:32My bad, that face was supposed to be this one:
I always get that wrong.
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Jadestone
in March 16th, 2007 @ 20:436- Yay! *stretches out* Ahh… nice to be not at war, for a change.
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the man for aeiou
in March 17th, 2007 @ 09:18pc can we go to the south pole?
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Prarilius Canix
in March 17th, 2007 @ 10:3714- After the cruise.
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fellowmuser
in March 17th, 2007 @ 11:58Ahh…
Can we go to MY country? (What’s it called? I already forgot)
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the man for aeiou
in March 17th, 2007 @ 11:59yeah!
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hypermoocow
in March 17th, 2007 @ 13:46VEGAS BABY! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!
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Necromancer
in March 17th, 2007 @ 14:26Ahem – I’ve been sick sick sick and unable to get to the computer. So I’ll just pretend I didn’t miss the greatest battle for a long time *SOB*. That makes me mad.
Anyways…
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Necromancer
in March 17th, 2007 @ 14:32~~SHIP’S LOG~~
Huzzah! We have defeated Skylartooth’s army. Congratulations Canix on taking the villain. i’m only sorry you beat me to it. Cheers!
I just spoke with the other Majik folk and they have captured Allgebruh II ! They’re holding him in a cell right now, tickle-torturing him into revealing secrets. It’s working jolly well.
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Kagcomix
in March 17th, 2007 @ 15:08hello necromancer. >80
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T.N.Ö. Lïlbrö the Dictator-Queen of Höt Pïnk Bünnÿ Länd
in March 17th, 2007 @ 16:59um…….. necromancer, are you a captain? i seem to remember a post from you about a ship called the Wraith or something… or was that someone else? if you are, indeed, a captain, can I join you crew?
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Ruffled Grouse
in March 17th, 2007 @ 19:28Tickle-torturing…works every time…
A cruise sounds absolutely magnificent.
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Prarilius Canix
in March 17th, 2007 @ 23:03We have reached the mouth of the Filling River.
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the man for aeiou
in March 18th, 2007 @ 08:18this is perfet!no pierats .no muitys.no danger!
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fellowmuser
in March 18th, 2007 @ 08:27Hypermoocow, why do you keep saying VEGAS BABY! WOOHOO!!! at every thread?
Whose army may I join?
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Phoebe
in March 18th, 2007 @ 10:31In the meantime, Phoebe the Phisherperson, unbeknownest to all, had settled in a nice, comfy cottage at the mouth of the Filling, and was lounging comfortably in a lawn chair, munching on a leek out of her new garden. She’d had the genius idea a few days ago to stretch a great big fishnet as far across the Filling’s mouth as she could go. Now, whenever she went for a swim, she’d bring along a sack and load a couple fish into it, and then let a few go. Most fish knew to avoid it – they’d all had their mental health improved by the dumping of mysterious nuclear waste upstream a little bit – but hey, that was natural selection for you.
Phoebe had no idea that two battling ships were sailing towards her fishnet as she gnawed on her leek.
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the man for aeiou
in March 18th, 2007 @ 11:0427-sorry but right now it’s peaceful here.
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Phoebe
in March 18th, 2007 @ 11:12(Thanks, MfA)
So there were two ships heading towards her fishnet, even if they weren’t battling.
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Necromancer
in March 18th, 2007 @ 12:01T.N.Ö. Lïlbrö the Dictator-Queen of Höt Pïnk Bünnÿ Länd , I am indeed a captain, and I would love it if you would join my crew. Kagcomix is our other member – I’m on my way back to Rewthlatikopution to pick him up.
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Necromancer
in March 18th, 2007 @ 12:07~~SHIP’S LOG~~
Attention!
I, Captain Necromancer, would like to express to her crew and to all other sailors that she has serious plans of turning mercenary.
Yes, you heard me right – I’m going to break away from Museica and roam the seas, looking for a job. I’ve got a worthy ship, LIRs to man it, and a craving for adventure. Since Museica’s not in a war, I’ll just go find one. That pays.
T.N.Ö. Lïlbrö the Dictator-Queen of Höt Pïnk Bünnÿ Länd and Kagcomix, I understand if you wish not to sail under my command, but I plan to go to where no person has gone before, and it could be jolly good fun, so you really should come along.
So long then.
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iwanttobeamuffin
in March 18th, 2007 @ 12:33Oooooooooooooooooo! Who’s crew can I join?
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Prarilius Canix
in March 18th, 2007 @ 13:46Fine w/ me, necromancer, but the jolly old PM’s will go blinking berserk.
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We just collided with a fishing net stretched across the mouth of the Filling. I see a dwelling on the north bank. Who set it up? It could be a harmless Uranian Phisherperson, but it could also be a land pierate, capturing ships and forcing them to pay his/her toll. Let’s find out.
*yells* WHO SET UP THIS NET?
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fellowmuser
in March 18th, 2007 @ 14:04Prarilius, may I join your crew?
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Prarilius Canix
in March 18th, 2007 @ 14:36Sure, fellowmuser. Go ahead. Choose a position, and if it’s occupied, help out. You get a salary of 10 Myoozes a week, three pentagonal meals (square meals are just too boring), and a cabin with your choice of furnishings, plus the opportunity to see the world.
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♣ Jadestone ♣
in March 18th, 2007 @ 16:15It’s very fun! Prarilius’s shpi, The Black-Footed Ferret, has survived many a battle. I’m Quartermaster. Speaking of which, I really need to get some new uniforms. The one’s we’re wearing are in horrible conditions, and if we’re going to criuse we should have clean ones at least. Anyone have a preference on colors?
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Necromancer
in March 18th, 2007 @ 20:44332 – iwanttobeamuffin, you may join the crew of The Wraith. We’re mercenaries!
I just stopped at Rewthlatikopution and picked up Kagcomix. I’m still waiting for his answer.
So, here’s my crew list.
The Wraith
Necromancer – the capitan (moi)
Kagcomix – first mate
T.N.Ö.
iwanttobeamuffin (now to be known as Muffin)a reminder to all – LIRs are Large Intellegent Rodents who man my ship.
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Ruffled Grouse
in March 19th, 2007 @ 04:50This fishing net is quite odd. And where is the Phisherperson?
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kiwimuncher
in March 19th, 2007 @ 06:26Hello everyone! This cruise is awesome! But I have a question. Could we go after the treasure that was mentioned a long time ago that I tried to go after but everyone in my ship deserted me? Wow. That was a long sentence. I’ll go check out the clues we have if you are interested.
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Kagcomix
in March 19th, 2007 @ 16:22THANK-YOU! THANK-YOU! necromancer! you saved me from that aweful isle! now can we get on thing straight although i’m pleased as punch to be the first mate and will lovingly accept a mercenary position, but i don’t think i can continue if you keep calling me a “HE”. heh. sorry if i look and act like a boy but i’m actualy (audience gaspes) A GIRL! you would know that if you read my posts on likes/dislikes. anyways: ON WITH THE VOYAGE!
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the man for aeiou
in March 19th, 2007 @ 16:3436-green !
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Shadowkat
in March 19th, 2007 @ 19:01Um…what do I do?
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Prarilius Canix
in March 19th, 2007 @ 19:4742- Last I heard, you were my gunner.
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Shadowkat
in March 19th, 2007 @ 20:2043-Ok, so where are we going?
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the man for aeiou
in March 20th, 2007 @ 13:3644-we’re crusing now and then later we will go to the south pole.
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T.N.O. Lilbro the Incredibly Dictator-ish Queen of HPB land
in March 20th, 2007 @ 16:3730- thanx.
to be perfectly honest, i don’t care if we become mercenaries. roaming the seas looking for war sounds just fine to me. ONWARD!!!!
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Necromancer
in March 20th, 2007 @ 17:58~~SHIP’S LOG~~
Huzzah! So then, we sail south/southwest, in search of pay. Mind you, this is dangerous work – the world South is unknown to us. But not for long!
I have stocked the ship with supplies, using some treasure I found aboard as payment.
Crew, pick your cabins and make yourselves comfortable. Make sure you hurry before the LIRs take the best.
Also, you need positions. First mate’s already taken by the female Kagcomix, but there’s still cook, gunner, coxswain, quartermaster, carpenter, etc. I’m a pretty good cook, but not the best, as you’ll see after tonight’s meal (slightly burnt breadsticks, spaghetti, and lime Jell-o)
You need to pick out your weapons. The armory is filled to brimming, so let’s thin it out a bit, shall we?
The skies are cloudy after a light rain, but I’m sure they’ll clear up.
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Prarilius Canix
in March 20th, 2007 @ 18:21The South is mostly unknown. A huge, tropical continent called Dor takes up a lot of its area, but virtually nothing is known about Dor itself. Its inhabitants are warlike lizards.
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T.N.Ö. Lïlbrö the Dictator-Queen of Höt Pïnk Bünnÿ Länd
in March 20th, 2007 @ 18:52i shall be quartermaster, and i think i shall claim the cabin on the left half of the ship, the one that’s sort of to the right of the funny mark on the wall.
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T.N.Ö. Lïlbrö the Dictator-Queen of Höt Pïnk Bünnÿ Länd
in March 20th, 2007 @ 18:56oh quick question- are these like old ships, or space ships, or…?
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Dot Keet
in March 20th, 2007 @ 20:17Ahoy, Necromancer! Seems like ye’re the coxswain ’round these parts, and ye’ve got some seaworthy hands!
I’ve come in this handsome pinnace with a proposition for yeh!
Avast, scallywag, don’t be thinnin’ out that there armory if ye call yehself a mercenary! Ye be formally invited to bring a spring upon her cable, to Pie Isle! I see I’ll be needin’ aid in dealin’ with the natives, and I hear ye be lookin’ for trouble and pay!
If ye’ll take me up on the offer, once ye’ve belayed ye riggings and cast ye achor, load up the wherries and head to shore, where I’ll be ready to provide ye with me rutters concernin’ Pie Isle.
Fair winds!
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Necromancer
in March 21st, 2007 @ 09:0250 – these are old ships, the kind with masts and cannons. Our ship is a barque – a small, three-masted ship, made for, if I recall correctly, 90 people and 12-14 guns (I can’t quite remember)
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Necromancer
in March 21st, 2007 @ 09:12~~SHIP’S LOG~~
We have received an offer from an immigrant to the new Pie Isle. He was recently attacked by a blow dart when he rather stupidly *tee hee* goes calling out to an island he knows nothing about *tee hee*. A word to the wise, dear – never ever trust a random megaphone you happen to find lying around. *tee hee chortle* You never know if it’s friendly or not *snort*. The island I mean, not the megaphone.
So…
I want to know how much this immigrant is willing to pay and what exactly he wants us to acheive. In the meantime we shall forget my plans for the South and shall travel to Pie Isle.
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Necromancer
in March 21st, 2007 @ 09:13Q: Which way is Pie Isle? I’m afraid I missed the adventure when it was discovered.
Also, could someone tell me about the HPBs? I know about them, but I admit, I’m not the foremost authority on them.
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the man for aeiou
in March 21st, 2007 @ 14:54dor sounds neat!
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T.N.Ö. Lïlbrö the Dictator-Queen of Höt Pïnk Bünnÿ Länd
in March 21st, 2007 @ 17:1952- ok thanx.
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T.N.Ö. Lïlbrö the Dictator-Queen of Höt Pïnk Bünnÿ Länd
in March 21st, 2007 @ 19:36It would seem that Pie Isle is inhabited by some rare, perhaps primitive, perhaps alien, species of HPB, who are extraordinarily docile. There are not any good visuals of them, except a few fuzzy photos previously thought to be of Bigfoot (see MUSE article on Flo and other hominids).
But it’s not the HPBs I’m worried about. It appears that there are hostile natives, maybe hominids, maybe not, who would rather not let anyone take over the island. One of them hit Dot Keet with a knockout dart, which is definite proof of hostlility.
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Dot Keet
in March 21st, 2007 @ 20:38Note: Since my pinnace (look it up if you don’t know what that is) has already departed, this message to Necromancer is being sent by a newly but also randomly found megaphone. sorry, I can’t help but trust them! This megaphone is magical and makes my voice heard on The Wraith.
Greetings!
FIRSTLY, I am a girl. I suppose I should make a profile so people will know this. Although I did mention my gender on the Romance/Relationships forum.
53 ( “I want to know how much this immigrant is willing to pay and what exactly he wants us to acheive.”)- Well, I’ve left this to be determined as of yet. I know it’s vague, but here’s the deal so far: I can’t face these natives alone, so I’m enlisting your help as mercenaries. We can work out our main goal once you get here and we start exploring. Regarding pay: like I said, it’s still hard to say. But we’re equally in this together now, so we split everything, and later, we’ll make all decisions concerning Pie Isle together.
57: good summary
Keet out!
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T.N.Ö. Lïlbrö the Dictator-Queen of Höt Pïnk Bünnÿ Länd
in March 21st, 2007 @ 21:5758- thankyou.
Pie Isle also seems to have a sort of megaphone generator, which includes both normal and specific megaphones that are spit out at regular intervals in random locations. After the natives have been dealt with, scientists will no doubt wish to examine this strange phenomenon, as well as any others that are discovered in the process of exploring.
As Necromancer rightly pointed out, one can’t always trust the megaphones one finds lying about. Who knows? Perhaps these megaphones are being created by the natives, or the supposedly benevolent HPBs, with harmful intent? I advice any visitors of Pie Isle to be wary of any megaphones they find lying about on a beach until we learn more of the source of these random appearances.
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Ruffled Grouse
in March 22nd, 2007 @ 05:04Is the Black Footed Ferret the only ship that has not turned to piracy?? If so, I fear for the safety of our country.
And what about that mysterious toxic waste?
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Necromancer
in March 22nd, 2007 @ 11:3760 – we’re not pierates, we simply work for pay. And what toxic waste are you referring to?
~~SHIP’S LOG~~
We have arrived at Pie Isle and have already come ashore in some boats. We must find more jellyboats, as they are very useful (previous thread). I have caught a glimpse of these HPBs you speak of, and I must dispute with you their color. I do think they are rather more of a magneta or light maroon than pink.
So, these HMBs appear to be a variation of the HPBs. We cannot assume that they are alien, but we must study them further. I suggest that a few of the crew set up camp somewhere inland, near a bunny colony. The camp must be made very secure, something like a miniature fort, for we do not know what else lies out there. Take a few LIRs with you, as I’m sure some of them are eager to come ashore.As for the hominids, the crew must be on their guard at all times. Those who go to study the HMBs should set up cameras on their way to camp. We’ll get feedback from those cameras back on the ship, and you’ll get it too.
Well, this certainly isn’t the war I was looking for, but it may be exciting!
P.S.: Sorry if I seem slightly British today – it’s just how I’m thinking right now.
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kiwimuncher
in March 22nd, 2007 @ 14:52Wow. I’m lost. Okay. What I got was that we’re going to explore an island with mysteriously dangerous megaphones. Is that right? Can I come? Can cheesy come to?
(61) That is totally OK! Bristish are cool. I like their accents.
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kiwimuncher
in March 22nd, 2007 @ 14:59Something terrible has happened. I shall relay the story as quickly as I can.
We went to the island and set up camp. We weren’t allowed to go out alone, so Cheesy and I went out together to explore. Cheesy went off into the trees for a while, presumingly to go to the bathroom. Next thing I know I here a loud exclamation and is lying uncontious on the ground. Not just that. He’s PURPLE! Apparently he touched a megaphone and the megaphones spread the Purple Urple Gurple Disease (P.U.G.)! We must somehow find a cure! We MUST save Cheesy!
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kiwimuncher
in March 22nd, 2007 @ 15:00Could any of you guys help me?
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Ruffled Grouse
in March 22nd, 2007 @ 16:46The P.U.G. illness is horirble! however, I am a ship’s doctor. you must feed Cheesy icecream, mashed potatoes and tofu burgers. Also, admisister this medicine every 1.34528 hours. exactly. *hands over bottle*.
Beware the magaphones!!
61-Sorry!
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Shadowkat
in March 22nd, 2007 @ 16:5546-Heck yes!!! That sounds sweet!
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Kagcomix
in March 22nd, 2007 @ 19:22sup Dot Keet? welcome aboard! looks like we got ourselves a boat full of women mercenaries! YAY FOR US!
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Dot Keet
in March 22nd, 2007 @ 20:32I congratulate the crew of The Wraith on its safe landing on Pie Isle. The adventure has begun!
Welcome to the new immigrants, kiwimuncher, Cheesy, and Ruffled Grouse! By the way, Ruffled Grouse, where did you formerly serve as doctor? Have you jumped ship? Your assistance and expertise is much appreciated; Pie Isle welcomes all refugees!
***IMPORTANT*** All further explorations of Pie Isle will happen on the “Chronicles of Museica, Part the Fourth” thread, because that’s where this all started. And, well, we’re not on a ship anymore.
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Dot Keet
in March 22nd, 2007 @ 20:34Darn HTML codes. Sorry ’bout that; it wasn’t supposed to be all italic. The link works, though.
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Dot Keet
in March 22nd, 2007 @ 20:35Okay, it’s better now. Disregard post #69.
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iwanttobeamuffin
in March 23rd, 2007 @ 12:54Where are we going?
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Necromancer
in March 23rd, 2007 @ 13:43kiwimuncher, I thought you were on Canix’s ship! When did you join my crew?
Ruffled Grouse, you’re not an immigrant, are you – just helping Cheesy? or am I wrong?
Shadowkat, are you part of my crew?
and where has Canix got himself to?
Gah! I’m getting confused.
iwanttobeamuffin: we are now on Pie Isle, a new island soon to be populated by Museicans, the bloggers who live on Museica. I guess we’ll be spending a lot of time at the “Chronicles of Museica, Part the Fourth” thread (see post 69 for link)
That goes for everyone else.
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Prarilius Canix
in March 23rd, 2007 @ 14:2172- Canix is still around, but he is simply enjoying the cruise around the Blueberry Sea and not posting much, if at all. Canix likes talking about himself in the third person. He will keep doing it until everyone is fed up with him and stuffs a wombat or other sundry Australian mammal down his throat. Or maybe he won’t. But you can be sure that Canix will do this once in a while at least.
Canix thinks that now would be a good time to visit Frosting isle and Biskup, capital of Pwt.
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fellowmuser
in March 23rd, 2007 @ 15:42Prarilius (what are you?), what spots are open? How *gulp* big is my cabin? Not *gulp* too small, is it?
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fellowmuser
in March 23rd, 2007 @ 15:42Argh. I hate HTML.
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Prarilius Canix
in March 23rd, 2007 @ 15:56Canix can think of only two positions, coxswain and cabin boy/girl. You choose how big your cabin is, as long as it’s not bigger than the ship.
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Alice
in March 23rd, 2007 @ 16:17Does anyone need a midshipman? I mean, midshipgirl?
I’ll be something else if anyone’ll take me on.
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Prarilius Canix
in March 23rd, 2007 @ 16:32Canix already has a midshipmole, but Canix will take Alice on if she is willing to be coxswain. Now Canix must find out what a coxswain is…
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Prarilius Canix
in March 23rd, 2007 @ 16:34The Coxswain commands the captain’s barge. Aboard the Ferret, that translates to the jellyboat.
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Necromancer
in March 23rd, 2007 @ 19:02Alice, you can be my midshipgirl! (What is a midshipgirl?) You can join my crew, the crew of The Wraith. We are a crew of mercenaries (all female so far) who are currently scouting out Pie Isle, an island recently discovered that seems to be inhabited by violent hominids and gocile Hot Magneta Bunnies (HMBs).
Have you been following along with the plot, or do you need a summary?
Or shall you join Canix’s crew? They are part of the Navy of Museica.
I split off from that a few days ago and went looking for pay.
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Alice
in March 23rd, 2007 @ 19:15Alright! That answered a lot of my questions, actually. Is coxswain the same as boatswain?
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Alice
in March 23rd, 2007 @ 19:17No.
1 : a petty officer on a merchant ship having charge of hull maintenance and related work
2 : a naval warrant officer in charge of the hull and all related equipment
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Prarilius Canix
in March 23rd, 2007 @ 19:30Canix will change the position for his convenience. Aboard the Black-footed Ferret, the coxswain is in charge of the jellyboats.
Canix is getting too arrogant for his own good. Canix will stop talking in the third person after this post.
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Alice
in March 23rd, 2007 @ 20:34Sorry, when I said “No” I was answering my own question, “Is coxswain the same as a boatswain.” The above descriptions are from websters dictionary. The full entry is this:
Main Entry: boat·swain
Variant(s): or bosun also bos’n or bo’s’n or bo’sun /’bO-s&n/
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English bootswein, from boot boat + swein boy, servant — more at SWAIN
1 : a petty officer on a merchant ship having charge of hull maintenance and related work
2 : a naval warrant officer in charge of the hull and all related equipment
Here’s coxswain:
Main Entry: 1cox·swain
Pronunciation: ‘käk-s&n, -“swAn
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English cokswayne, from cok cockboat (a small boat) + swain servant
1 : a sailor who has charge of a ship’s boat and its crew and who usually steers
2 : a steersman of a racing shell who usually directs the rowers
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Alice
in March 23rd, 2007 @ 20:36But you’ll still stop talking in third person?
Oops, I shouldn’t say things like that to my captain. Sorrysir.
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fellowmuser
in March 23rd, 2007 @ 21:31Canix – Do I call you Captain, or Sir? – What’s a -oh, nevermind, just looked at post 84? And what does a cabin person do?
I think my cabin will be… as big as my room. ‘Nuff said.
What’s a jellyboat?
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Rebecca Lasley (Administrator)
in March 23rd, 2007 @ 22:09(86) Jellyboats, which evolved from jollyboats, enter the saga in
Ship’sShips’LogLogs: Beyond Museica, Part 1, beginning with comment #132, then picking up in earnest from comment #151.
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iwanttobeamuffin
in March 24th, 2007 @ 04:2447- I’ll be cook, as those burnt breadsticks were a bit rubbish. (No offense) Meal suggestions anyone? Also, I would like the cabin right by the stairs and the galley. Thanks!
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Alice
in March 24th, 2007 @ 11:13Do we have to wear stupid napoleonic-wars-type-hats? If you don’t know what I’m talking about, go rent a Hornblower movie.
What are we currently doing?
86- I think a cabin person… umm… I’ll go look it up!
Main Entry: cabin boy
Function: noun
: a boy working as servant on a ship
I assume a cabin girl would do the same thing.
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Prarilius Canix
in March 24th, 2007 @ 13:25I wear a napoleonic-war-type hat, but you don’t have to.
We have arrived at Biskup.
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Alice
in March 24th, 2007 @ 14:05Thank you, sir!
Where’s Biskup?
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Alice
in March 24th, 2007 @ 14:06Help! Is there a map or something?
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Prarilius Canix
in March 24th, 2007 @ 14:25Biskup is on Frosting Isle, which is in the Blueberry Sea, which is in Pwt, which is in Museica, which is in the Musiverse. There is a map here, but it’s a little small. Look for my key to the features in the later posts.
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Alice
in March 24th, 2007 @ 14:31I’m sorry if I insulted your fashion sense earlier by calling those hats “stupid.”
Sincerely.
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Shadowkat
in March 24th, 2007 @ 14:5772-No, I’m part of Prarilius Canix’s crew, and sort of part of Dot Keet’s crew, and I also have my own ship, the Iron Rose, of which the crew is me, myself, and I, and that’s all, sorry for seeming selfish, but I already have too many things to take care of, here.
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fellowmuser
in March 24th, 2007 @ 23:06A SERVANT?!?!?!?!?! I am way too smart for that. I’ll be the coxswain.
I will wear… a pi symbol hat (yes, I am a geek, I know), some nice Crocs, a t-shirt that says I AM A NERD AND PROUD OF IT, and khaki pants. Presumably most of the time, except on (possibly nonexistent) wash days, when I will wear a one-piece pajama… thingy. With feet.
I am such a geek.
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Ruffled Grouse
in March 25th, 2007 @ 05:3972-I’m just helping Cheesy, I’m still the Doctor on the Black-Footed Ferret.
96-oh, yes… footed pajamas are marvelous!
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the man for aeiou
in March 25th, 2007 @ 08:38so we are doing what?
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Shadowkat
in March 25th, 2007 @ 09:4896-I love it!
My outfit consists of slick pleather khaki pants, knee-high dark brown leather-like boots, a poofy-sleeved white blouse, underneath a dark brown leather-like button-up vest with those little pocket-thingies. My hair is down, but is kept off my face by a wide gold-colored headband. I’m also wearing 1.5-inch-diameter gold hoop earrings, and I carry a simitar (sp?) in its scabbard at my left hip. Oh, yeah…I’m hot.
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Prarilius Canix
in March 25th, 2007 @ 11:3099- Nice outfit.
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Shadowkat
in March 25th, 2007 @ 11:41100-Thanks!
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Jadestone
in March 25th, 2007 @ 11:46Hmm. I gues we don’t really have a chance of all being inthe same uniforms, then. But alright, I gues it is my job…
*whips up desk with paper and quills*
Aright, everyone on the Black-Footed Feret, if you want to order a uniform see me. I’ll try to get them deliverd as soon as possible, but who knows, apearal might be hard to find when it’s thought up by musers.
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Alice
in March 25th, 2007 @ 11:55Hmm…
So we’re describing outfits now, are we? I dress like Art, on the cover of Piratica.
On second thought (and on looking at the cover) make that Piratica II. I am adept at fencing.
That means, so my trusty online dictionary tells me, highly profficient. Did I spell that right? Darn it, I can’t figure out how to make firefox check spelling. Grr.
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Alice
in March 25th, 2007 @ 11:57102- I might want to order a uniform… What do they look like?
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Shadowkat
in March 25th, 2007 @ 15:01103-One “f”, I believe.
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Necromancer
in March 25th, 2007 @ 20:22So, do-gooders…
Have a nice time with your adventures. If you ever miss me, I’ll most likely be on the Pie Isle thread, as it is where my current job is.
If I ever miss you, I’ll post here.
I’ll be back soon. I hope. I love this thread, so I couldn’t stay away too long.
And have fun with the uniforms. My crew doesn’t have one – we’re too kewl to have those (oh, what now, huh punk?). Haha, just kidding…
Canix, you’re an awesome capitan.
? ) Arr!
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Prarilius Canix
in March 25th, 2007 @ 21:35106- Thanks. We’ll see enough of each other to keep up our friendly nautical rivalry, right?
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Alice
in March 25th, 2007 @ 21:38105- Yeah…
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Ruffled Grouse
in March 26th, 2007 @ 04:49I think I’ll order a uniform…
We’ll miss you, Necromancer!
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Shadowkat
in March 26th, 2007 @ 11:14106-Byez!
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kiwimuncher
in March 27th, 2007 @ 06:05Well, now that cheesy is saved I am happy.
Cheesy is happy too! Cheesy:Bleepy!
But now I don’t know what to do. What are we doing? Where are we going? What new adventure awaits us?
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kiwimuncher
in March 27th, 2007 @ 06:07I think I will make some dinner. How about some fresh fajitas and fried icecream? Wow. I’m really in a Mexican food mood!
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Jadestone
in March 27th, 2007 @ 11:06104- I asked a while ago what people wanted a uniform to wear to look like, but no one responded. So now I’m just writing down whatever people want to wear(they choose) and ordering it. That’s part of what a quartermaster does, I believe.
All uniforms ordered will arive with two spares and special soap that will get any stains out. All clothing is waterproof too.
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Alice
in March 27th, 2007 @ 11:21106- I guess I missed that part.
Also I’m not sure who else is on The Black-Footed Ferret so I’m a bit lost.
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the man for aeiou
in March 27th, 2007 @ 16:06o.k.! I would like mine all red!
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Shadowkat
in March 27th, 2007 @ 17:12112-Ah! I want to try fried ice cream so badly!!! But I can’t…at least, not right now.
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Ruffled Grouse
in March 29th, 2007 @ 05:09Could my uniform be light blue, please? I would like calf-length pants, a blouse, a jacket, and a froody hat.
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Jadestone
in March 29th, 2007 @ 12:58117- Sure! So far I have:
tmfa- all red; standerd uniform
RG- all blue; calf-lenght pants, blouse, jacket, hat
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Alice
in March 29th, 2007 @ 15:53Let’s see, I want to dress like Dido Twite. That would mean a midshipman’s uniform.
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polkaspottedcandycane
in March 29th, 2007 @ 17:56i want to wear….. 3/4 sleeve blue and orange shirt and tan cargos
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Shadowkat
in March 29th, 2007 @ 20:38fellowmuser-Ah, look what we’ve started! (Mostly you, but, well…)
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kiwimuncher
in March 30th, 2007 @ 06:34i don’t like uniforms. They make it so you have to wear the same thing everyday. As ships cook, I am perfectly fine with my assorted aprons. Gurgle. What can I say in this conversation. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
I know!
Pie Attack!
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iwanttobeamuffin
in March 30th, 2007 @ 11:40122- No. We are not starting that again! Actually, you can if you want to, because:
a) I am not on your ship.
b) I am not on this thread really. Just reading it. Technically I am on pie isle. So long!
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Shadowkat
in March 30th, 2007 @ 20:24123-Nice…:lol:
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Prarilius Canix
in March 31st, 2007 @ 13:57Okay, we will visit the fondue fountain of New Goldentoad, and then our cruise will be over and we’ll go to the South Pole. Sound like a plan?
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Alice
in March 31st, 2007 @ 16:59125- Yeah. What are we going to do in the south pole?
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Necromancer
in March 31st, 2007 @ 17:02Canix! Inspired by your recent post on Pie Isle thread, I decided to visit.
So you’re going to find a way through/around Dor? Sounds like a plan. I was planning to go there, but you do the honors!
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Necromancer
in March 31st, 2007 @ 17:04113 – um, no. A quartermaster is kind of like a Union Leader; they are elected by the crew to make sure the captain is fair, as well as run trials, and deal out punishments.
But that doesn’t mean you can’t call yourself one!
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Prarilius Canix
in March 31st, 2007 @ 17:27We will explore Dor, the infamous “Dark Continent” of the Musiverse, by land or sea. Right now, however, we are stocking up on chocolate in Pwt. We will sail for Dor as soon as possible.
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Prarilius Canix
in April 2nd, 2007 @ 13:38The Bunny Crisis is over, and we are sailing down the Filling River to the Eastern Sea.
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Shadowkat
in April 2nd, 2007 @ 17:16Hey, the South Pole! Cool! Am I still welcome aboard your ship (the name of which escapes me at the moment), PC?
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Prarilius Canix
in April 2nd, 2007 @ 17:52Of course you’re welcome, Shadowkat!
~
April 2. We have a strong following wind and we are sailing south along the coast. We just passed New Cat. South Museica is approaching. I will give a description of it from this and past voyages.
South of Aeiou is mostly burnt crust, with mountains on either side. Rivers of sugar and cream flow down the mountains to the sea. The wasteland goes on for thousands of miles, but in the extreme south there is coniferous forest. Farther along, there is snow-cone tundra, which forms a continent where Antarctica used to be. This continent is part of Dor. Dor proper is a large peninsula about the size of Australia which juts up into the Gulf of Dornavenk. It is full of rainforest, precious stones, valuable metals, and unfriendly reptilian natives. We hope to get more information about this peninsula.
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the man for aeiou
in April 2nd, 2007 @ 18:56how do you prenose it?
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Prarilius Canix
in April 2nd, 2007 @ 19:44Prenose???
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kiwimuncher
in April 3rd, 2007 @ 06:24It seems that the penninsula would be a good place to get some exotic fruits for some fruit pies. Why don’t we go on an expedition to find some of these tasty treats?
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Alice
in April 4th, 2007 @ 19:52When are we going to navigate Dor?
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Donaldo the supercoolio awesome nerd
in April 4th, 2007 @ 22:12Necromancer, if you don’t remember me, you said I could join your crew on Pie Isle. I was just wondering what I could do to help.
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Prarilius Canix
in April 5th, 2007 @ 18:35~
Apr. 5. We have passed into frozen seas south of Museica. Supplies are running low. We have to cut across the Isthmus of Baker to reach the Gulf of Dornavenk. We must figure out a way to transport the Black-footed Ferret across 7 miles of flat land.
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Alice
in April 5th, 2007 @ 18:44A great portage!
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Prarilius Canix
in April 6th, 2007 @ 12:48139 could work, but we’d need lots and lots of people. Where could we get them?
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Alice
in April 6th, 2007 @ 13:01140- Hire them, maybe?
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Prarilius Canix
in April 6th, 2007 @ 13:55Yeah, but who could we hire? Pieislians, maybe?
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Shadowkat
in April 6th, 2007 @ 15:18132-Hm, we need some coffee…
I’m sure the Piites can help…we’re having a meeting to decide what to do tomorrow…I can bring it up, if you like.
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Alice
in April 6th, 2007 @ 16:20142- I wouldn’t know. I’ve only been to Pie Isle once, and only for a few seconds.
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Ruffled Grouse
in April 8th, 2007 @ 09:27Happy (early) birthday, captain! *pies*
Maybe some LIRs could help. The Pie Isle people would probablly be willing to help too. But we should promise to help them too, when they are in need of assistance.
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Prarilius Canix
in April 8th, 2007 @ 13:38Some native LIRs have volunteered to help in exchange for one of the jellyboats. I will give them the Cloudberry.
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Jadestone
in April 9th, 2007 @ 18:59All uniforms have arived. They’re in that trunk over there, labled. You can get them yourseves, I think I’m going to take some time to relax…we are cruising, after all. Or we were. But until we get to Dor I’m going to nap…zzz…
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Shadowkat
in April 12th, 2007 @ 12:08Alright, this thread is dying…help me save it, people!!!
146-That’s good…now we just need to get organized.
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Alice
in April 12th, 2007 @ 12:38I want to, but how?
I’m not sure who-all is on The Black-Footed Ferret, besides Prarilius Canix and me. Oh, and Jadestone, apparently.
And supposedly we’re going to try to navigate Dor, but no one’s here, so I guess not.
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E2MB
in April 12th, 2007 @ 12:56I’d help, but I’ve never been here before.
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Prarilius Canix
in April 12th, 2007 @ 17:17150- Then I’ll get you started. The LIRs have agreed that they will accept a captain aboard the Cloudberry. If you help, I’ll grant you that position. You would be commanding a small, single-masted boat with a crew of ten large, intelligent rodents. The boat has the added advantage of being hard to see from more than twenty feet away and being able to sail up to thirty feet in the air (both virtues of the cloudberry jelly that it provides an endless supply of.) The jelly is also edible. I’m sorry it’s a small boat, but if you can find some hidden treasure (common in these waters), you will be able to buy a bigger ship and hire more crew. I suggest digging around the shores of Crouton Isle, which is in the Eastern Seas. We once found a map that indicated that the treasure of Captain Llangwitchartz was hidden there.
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Prarilius Canix
in April 14th, 2007 @ 19:18The portage was successful. I paid the LIRs with lots and lots of the Lirish currency that we captured from Blackberrybeard on our first voyage. We have reached the Gulf of Dornavenk and are sailing for Dor.
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kiwimuncher
in April 16th, 2007 @ 06:19Wow! Sorry! Due to spring break I have been basking on the beach instead of joining you guys in our interesting adventures. Waz up?
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kiwimuncher
in April 16th, 2007 @ 06:23Okay! I get it! We’ve hired some LIRs! Now what do we do? Can we follow them to try and find the treasure? Will we go to the exotic penninsula to discover some new native fruits for my food recipes? We might be able to dive under the ocean and find otherwordly allies like a group of friendly sea monsters. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I think I’ll just make breakfast. How many of you are hungry fo rfreshly baked cinnimon rolls?
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Alice, Coxswain on the Black-Footed Ferret
in April 16th, 2007 @ 10:09I’m posting my position up there when I’m on this thread, see? That way other people know who I am, on what ship.
I’ll say this on Name Changes too, but it seemed appropriate to say it here.
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Shadowkat, Gunner on the Black-Footed Ferret
in April 16th, 2007 @ 18:24154-Mmmm, I’d go for ’em!
155-Like my name? Lol.
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kiwimuncher
in April 17th, 2007 @ 06:33Come on guys! What do you want to do?! Will we…..
A) Follow the LIRs to get the treasure
B) go to the exotic penninsula
C) visit some sea monsters
D) other
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Glassboro
in April 17th, 2007 @ 06:55I read the condensed version, but it didn’t explain what was happening here. As I am too lazy to go back and read the previous threads, could someone give me a summary of what has happened on these threads?
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Alice, Coxswain on the Black-Footed Ferret
in April 17th, 2007 @ 10:04Um, erm, I haven’t been here very long, but I could tell you that Prarilius Canix’s ship, The Black-Footed Ferret, has just been portaged over the Isthmus of Baker (don’t ask, I’m only quoting). Eventually we may navigate Dor, a region that has never before been navigable, but then again, we may not.
Necromancer has left the thread. (A very long time ago, but that’s the only thing that I know about other ships.)
E2MB is captain of a jellyboat.
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Prarilius Canix
in April 17th, 2007 @ 19:25Let’s go to the exotic peninsula. There are navigable mango mangrove swamps all around the coast. We must be armed, because although it has fantastic wildlife and precious metals, Dor also has unfriendly tribes of Large Intelligent Lizards (LILs).
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Jadestone
in April 17th, 2007 @ 20:58154- Mmmmm, yes!!
160- I’m up for it! Whee! *reads pie sling-shot* Mangos, yum.
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kiwimuncher
in April 19th, 2007 @ 06:19Large Intelligent Lizards?!
Cheesie: Bleep!
Cool!
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kiwimuncher
in April 19th, 2007 @ 06:21WOW! These are the most delicious mangos EVER! They would make a scrumptious mango turnover! With icing! I love icing! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
i don’t see any signs of the LIL’s. Is that a good thing?
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Prarilius Canix
in April 19th, 2007 @ 16:52163- It could be good (they haven’t noticed us) or bad (they have, and are waiting to ambush us).
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Apr. 19. We are rowing down a narrow channel between the great buttresses formed by the mangrove roots. It is very gloomy, humid and hot. Most of Dor is like this, except for a mountain ridge that is covered in cloud forest and runs down the peninsula like a backbone.
I notice large oysters attached to the mangrove roots. Strange. Maybe they have valuable pearls in them.
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Alice
in April 19th, 2007 @ 16:55Ugh, what an atmosphere. Pant pant.
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kiwimuncher
in April 20th, 2007 @ 06:06THeir pearls can’t be as valuble as these mangoes! Wow! Have you not tried one yet? But they do look kind of cool. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Is that a green tongue sticking out of them?
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Prarilius Canix
in April 20th, 2007 @ 18:33Look out, Kiwimuncher. I just saw one of the oysters stick out its tongue and slurp down a large bird.
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Jadestone
in April 21st, 2007 @ 16:10… I don’t think those are oysters, Captain. One of them just looked at me…
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Glassboro
in April 21st, 2007 @ 16:16*springs out of an oyster* Hi, everyone! Can I join your expedition?
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Prarilius Canix
in April 21st, 2007 @ 18:19They don’t seem to be normal oysters, at least. How did you get into that oyster? Have their pearls refracted energy into some sort of teleportation field? If we figure out how it works, we could be rich…
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Glassboro
in April 21st, 2007 @ 18:37I don’t know how I got in there, I just did. It was completely involuntary. I was sitting at home, innocently thinking, when I came into this cramped larger-than average oyster. What would I do, other than spring out of it?
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Alice
in April 21st, 2007 @ 19:20I wonder if there are other MBers in the oysters.
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Prarilius Canix
in April 22nd, 2007 @ 16:40I think it must be some teleportation field. Do you remember exactly what you were thinking at the moment you came in, Glassboro?
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kiwimuncher
in April 23rd, 2007 @ 14:33Perhaps he was thinking of some really juicy mangoes!
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kiwimuncher
in April 23rd, 2007 @ 14:34I know that right now I’m thinking of some really juicy mangoes.
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kiwimuncher
in April 23rd, 2007 @ 14:35I think that I’m going to collect some mangoes to make some mango turnovers.
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Otzi
in April 23rd, 2007 @ 14:50174-176: Please, don’t mention mangoes.
*hides in scarred shame*
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Alice, Coxswain on The Black-Footed Ferret
in April 23rd, 2007 @ 15:06177- Why
on earthin Museica not?
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the man for aeiou
in April 23rd, 2007 @ 15:55oh thats were the sinkhols lead!
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the man for aeiou
in April 23rd, 2007 @ 15:55that should be sinkholes
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Jadestone
in April 23rd, 2007 @ 18:06Sinkholes? What about them?
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Shadowkat
in April 23rd, 2007 @ 19:40Mangoes are okay…but I like peaches more. Sorry, that was kinda random, but it was pretty much all in the last few posts on the thread.
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Alice
in April 23rd, 2007 @ 19:54Ooh, peaches…*drool* Hey look! A whole branch full of them! Kinda suspicious, but they smell so good…
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E2MB
in April 24th, 2007 @ 12:16174-176 – I thought you were a kiwimuncher, not a mangomuncher.
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Glassboro
in April 24th, 2007 @ 16:10I forget what I was thinking about. There was some kind of mind-wipe. However, come to think of it I may have been thinking about really juicy mangoes.
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Jadestone
in April 24th, 2007 @ 16:16185- Ahh, tha hapens to me many many times. Unfortunatl, this process seems to double durring testing time. Or in the middle of converations.
Now I feel like eating a peach.
But we don’t have peaches.
*cries*
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the man for aeiou
in April 24th, 2007 @ 16:28181-the sinkholes near the museian court house!
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Hydropastrican Grand Admiral Prarilius Canix, Captain of the Black-footed Ferret and the Zommer Vaycayshun
in April 24th, 2007 @ 16:54I thought I would try a long name for a change.
Let’s take one of the oysters into the ship and study it. Perhaps we can figure out how to synthesize a teleportation field. That would revolutionize transport around the globe and beyond it.
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nerdz__r00l
in April 24th, 2007 @ 18:13Wheee! tis’ found the thread again!
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Koko du Pelle
in April 25th, 2007 @ 12:01I need to get going, I’ve tried before but it didn’t work out. OoooooooooooKAY, man the ship with… Who wants to be in my crew? I’ve got room for 4 crew members.
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Koko du Pelle
in April 25th, 2007 @ 12:05My ship, the Moozer112 sails the first of May. My previous blog names will fill any spaces left unfilled by that date.
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Glassboro
in April 25th, 2007 @ 17:46I guess that I’ll try to get a place on it. Any places on the Moozer112?
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Koko du Pelle
in April 26th, 2007 @ 12:57Glassboro, you are First Mate. It’s April 26. 4 more days to get spaces.
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Alice
in April 26th, 2007 @ 13:15Can I join?
Can a person be on more than one ship? ‘Cause I’m already on The Black-footed Ferret.
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kiwimuncher
in April 26th, 2007 @ 15:07Welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.
Anough about mangoes.
Though those turnovers were pretty good if I do say so myself.(194) I really don’t know. Though it might get confusing.
So, these strange teleporting oysters. Let’s set up an investigation of them and……………………………………….
Cheesy:Bleep?
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Cheesy
in April 26th, 2007 @ 15:13Bleep! Bl-Bleep Bleep! BLEEP!
(Where is kiwimuncher?!)
Bleep! Bleepy Bleep Bleepen Bleepers!
(She touched the oyster and suddenly disapeared!)
Bleeppppppp Bleep?
(What will we do?)
Bleep Blepen Bleepy?
(How will we be able to tell where she’s gone?)
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kiwimuncher
in April 26th, 2007 @ 15:23Wow. Where am I? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Most interesting. I seem to have teleported on top of…………………..
Gulp.
A giant cow’s eyelash.
*Faint*
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in April 26th, 2007 @ 18:41Rescuing Kiwimuncher is now our top priority. We need to get to wherever that oyster teleports people.
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in April 27th, 2007 @ 05:46Great. We’ve lost someone now. Come to think of it, I was sitting on a giant cow’s eyelash, thinking about delicious mangoes, when I came here. I think that the oyster was supposed to be a two-way oyster, so she went there. Any help?
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in April 27th, 2007 @ 09:54Well, now if she just thinks about mangoes, she should get back the same way. Right?
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in April 27th, 2007 @ 11:58She should, but can we be sure that we will? Maybe we should think about a giant cow’s eyelash.
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in April 27th, 2007 @ 12:18Sorry, Alice, I don’t take people already on a ship. Stay with me, Glassboro.
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in April 27th, 2007 @ 12:54201- Alri-
Hi, kiwimuncher!
This is kind of scary. It’s a long way down to the giant cow’s nose. I hope I don’t fall.
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in April 27th, 2007 @ 14:15Yeah, pity ladders can’t think. Alright, everyone, including Kiwimuncher should think about the-*vanishes because he thought about the place that they came from*
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in April 27th, 2007 @ 20:45Oh dear. Only one left. Ahh!!!! Must. Not. Think. About- Ahhhg!! Nonono must-must- SING!! Yes!! LALALAOHHOOLALEETEDA…*continues*
(((in back of mind)))ohdeari’mtheonlyoneleftohdearwhatshouldidothisisratherinconvenientnowisn’tit
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in April 27th, 2007 @ 21:35201 – That is evil!!!!!!!!!!!!
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in April 28th, 2007 @ 09:49Please, I need a crew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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in April 28th, 2007 @ 14:16I’m still here. I haven’t thought about…
*vanishes*
This cow’s eyelash is rather large. I’m looking down, and I can see where we are, though.
Wow. We are outside the Museican courthouse in the Muse Statuary Gardens. I think we’re on top of the 100-foot-tall statue of Bo.
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in April 28th, 2007 @ 14:51Oh, good. That means the eyelash won’t collapse under us.
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in April 28th, 2007 @ 17:21207- You’ve got me.
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in April 30th, 2007 @ 06:01Okay. I am calm………….AHHH!
Well. Since everyone is now on the giant statue of Bo’s eyelash. How do we propose to get off?
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in April 30th, 2007 @ 09:59I have no idea. Think of mangoes, maybe?
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in April 30th, 2007 @ 15:52why is every one thinking about mangooooooooooooooooooooooooooos!
great! now I am right out side the court. there is a ladder a few feet over. here let me get you down!.
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in April 30th, 2007 @ 16:04hmm, maybe thinking about that fruit is a good idea. I like… *vanishes**appears in a market that sells mangoes*
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in April 30th, 2007 @ 19:56208-I’m confused…what did you do?
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in April 30th, 2007 @ 20:07Hmm, I wonder where Glassboro went? Mangoes taste good. I like mang-
Where is this? I am in a mango tree. But where?
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in May 1st, 2007 @ 04:34I really like mangoes…
The ship’s doctor has returned! Bo’s eyelash? Wow. I was suddenly transported here from nocomputerland!
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in May 1st, 2007 @ 06:24Oh No! Everyone is thinking about a fruit that I refuse to think about because everyone is getting stranded in places with the fruit that I refuse to think about. Wow. That was a mouthful.
How will we be able to find each other? Okay! I have an idea! Everyone think about the “Blackfooted Ferret” and we’ll all materlize there!
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in May 1st, 2007 @ 06:27Oops. I meant matralize.
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in May 1st, 2007 @ 10:09I think you meant
materealizematerialize.
*thinks*
Yay! It worked! I am now on the Black-Footed Ferret!
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in May 2nd, 2007 @ 04:44Black-Footed Ferret… Black-Footed Ferret…
Am I here? Yes, I am!
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in May 2nd, 2007 @ 17:16*Thinks about how nice it would be to be back on the Moozer112**vanishes from mango tree and appears on the Moozer112*
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in May 2nd, 2007 @ 17:51Oops, I was in a store. *vanishes from store and appears on the Moozer112*
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in May 2nd, 2007 @ 18:44I am outside the court with a ladder to get people down from bo’s eyelash. I wish I was on the black footed ferret.
go to ship.
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in May 2nd, 2007 @ 21:13Ah! People coming back!! *moves ship away from oysters* *hgs returning people* They don’t transport you if you’re not to close… I think theres a relationship between how big hey are and how far away you should stay…
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in May 3rd, 2007 @ 06:22Yay! Now that we are all together again…………………..what shall we do next? Should we explore more of this amazing island or should we high tail it out of here?
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in May 3rd, 2007 @ 10:16Explore!
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in May 3rd, 2007 @ 17:07Yeah, let’s explore, but let’s take some of the teleportation pearls in boxes of nullite, which will keep them from affecting us.
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in May 3rd, 2007 @ 18:08Moozer112 crew list:
Captain, Koko du Pelle.
First Mate, Glassboro.
Cook:Blackblogger.
Lookout: alan
Guy with a long and fancy name: Supermuse, who is posting under a long and fancy name to make the moozer112 sound important. Ship’s log will be in green.
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in May 4th, 2007 @ 06:28(229) I’m confused.
Well, let’s get those pearls in the nullite! Wait! What’s that?
Some strange noise i coming from the swamp!“Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ARrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr GRgrarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!”
Wow. That’s strange.
Cheesie: Bleep! Bleepen Bleepers! Bleepy!
Hmmmmmmmmm. Cheesie says that the Gr things that we can’t see are telling us stop messing with their sacred cloopers. Huh? What? Poo. I’m confused again.
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in May 4th, 2007 @ 06:29Pause: I wsih that we had a new thread. “Hint Hint”
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in May 4th, 2007 @ 10:24Sacred cloopers? Maybe we should put the pearls back.
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in May 4th, 2007 @ 16:55No way. We are taking the pearls for the greater glory of Museica, and if any grs try to stop us, we will pie them so thoroughly that they will be unable to even think about baked goods again without having a panic attack.
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in May 5th, 2007 @ 15:24
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in May 5th, 2007 @ 19:03Hello? Glassboro?
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in May 5th, 2007 @ 19:24Ship’s Log, Moozer112
Ship’s log will now be simply acnolledged. In-*WHUNG! end ship’s log. Hit island. alan! What’s up?
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in May 5th, 2007 @ 19:26236-The island, Cap’n. We hit it, and it started rising, and pulling us with it!
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in May 5th, 2007 @ 19:27ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go ashore, alan!
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in May 5th, 2007 @ 19:28Right. I’ll*vanishes and appears on island.*
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in May 5th, 2007 @ 20:19I’m back. I think that I’m glad that I left, I didn’t get damaged by the rocks. What are we doing now, besides going to an island?
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in May 6th, 2007 @ 15:50alan’s on the island, Glassboro. You can join him if you like. He vanished.
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in May 7th, 2007 @ 06:23Wow. They sure are panicing. But in the wrong direction. Why are they running toward us? Are they attacking?
Are my eyes bugging out?
*Slow motion scream*
*Fast motion again*
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr runs right past me like I don’t even exist.
What?
What’s going on?
The Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr’s arerunning away toward the shore, away from their camp. Huh?
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in May 7th, 2007 @ 10:19Oh no! What if something is chasing them? It is! Run for your life! It’s like a cross between a deranged T. Rex and a LIL!
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in May 7th, 2007 @ 12:38Here I am, on an island watching a herd of hpbs get eaten by a… What is that? A toohbrushasorus?
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in May 7th, 2007 @ 12:41It looks like a cross between a T. Rex and a toothbrush. I think it is a toothbrushasorus. Whoever named it can’t spell “saurus”. No… I DISCOVERED A NEW DINOSAUR! THE TOOTHBRUSHASAURUS!
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in May 8th, 2007 @ 06:29Wow. That’s awesome!
The toothbrushasaurus is sure scrubbing away at those LIL’s! They must have been dirty little things!
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in May 8th, 2007 @ 17:59Grab the pearls and let’s go! LILs and GRRRs and Toothbrushosauri oh my!
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in May 9th, 2007 @ 06:17Yay! Now that we are back on our ship and in calm waters, I will make us a wonderful breakfast! Eggs, bacon, sausage, grits, cinnamon buns, freshly made orange juice……………………Wow. My mouth is watering.
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in May 9th, 2007 @ 11:17Yum!
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in May 9th, 2007 @ 16:08*sifting through bag of pearls while humming and not thinking about anything in piticualr*
Hey, there’s a black pearl in here! I wonder if i- *poof*…
*poof* O.O Well I think that might have been the Peacefull Pie Planet, but I’m not entirely sure.
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in May 9th, 2007 @ 16:27The green pearls seem to be middle-range transporters, while the black ones are long-range. I think there are some small purple ones in here that are short-range.
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in May 9th, 2007 @ 16:34Well, aparently they are. I found myself sitting on the cabin roof. That was odd. At least it wasn’t the mast.
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in May 9th, 2007 @ 18:11I’m vegetarian.
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in May 9th, 2007 @ 18:35That’s referring to the meal, sorry. I hadn’t refreshed recently enough.
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in May 9th, 2007 @ 18:48Maybe we could attach this black one here to the prow or top of the mast, and if we were in big trouble someome could climb uup and transport the ship somehwere else… if it was in a place we don’t normally get to close to we wouldn’t be in dangor of accedental teleportation.
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in May 10th, 2007 @ 05:02Yes! Like an emergency getaway device! That would be a big help, in case of extreme danger.
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in May 11th, 2007 @ 05:52Yeah! It would! As long as it didn’t backfire on us. The other problem with it is that we can’t test it, seeing as there is no extreme danger around.
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in May 11th, 2007 @ 14:47good point!
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in May 11th, 2007 @ 17:46OH NO THE TOOTHBRUSHASAURUS IS CHARGING AT ME AND IME SUDDENLY PARALYZED OH *vanishes to Moozer112 very suddenly* Wow. I’m safe… Wait a minute… CAP’N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *whispers something to Koko du Pelle*
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in May 11th, 2007 @ 17:49Wow… If alan is correct… that island allows you to teleport by mentioning your destination! Or it will teleport you automaticly if you’re in danger! Cool!
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in May 15th, 2007 @ 12:05~Ship’s log~
May 15:Uneventful since leaving the island. Alan hopes that the jar of earth we took from the island will allow us to exploit the island’s power. But haven’t used it yet.
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in May 15th, 2007 @ 14:19(261) What?! I thought that it was the pearls that allowed you to teleport!
Well. I have a delima. I’ve just finished cooking dinner and now I have nothing to do! Perhaps I can go out on deck while everyone’s eating and watch a quiet sunset. Wait! What’s that?! Come here everyone! I can see a giant castle floating in the sky!
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in May 15th, 2007 @ 14:54Oooo, it’s beautiful!
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in May 16th, 2007 @ 15:28262-Right. The pearls and the island will let you teleport.
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in May 16th, 2007 @ 16:55Let’s try to reach the castle. Everyone think about it and touch a green pearl.
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in May 16th, 2007 @ 17:40Oh! It’s even more beautiful inside! That is, if you ignore the dragon tied up right inside the courtyard.
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in May 16th, 2007 @ 18:52so now what?
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in May 16th, 2007 @ 19:19Glasboro! alan! Blackblogger! Supermuse who is posting under a long and fancy name to make the ship sound important!
alan:Supermuse is absent, Cap’n. Left ‘im behind.
KdP:Oh well. I see a floating castle ahead! And a ship… C’mon. Grab the earth! *crew members grab jar of earth from island* Floating castle!*vanishes with crew to castle* Oh look, the crew of the other ship. kiwimuncher, alice, PC, Jadstone, ruffled Grouse.
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in May 17th, 2007 @ 06:11Wow. We’re all here! Lets have a big reunion Bar-B-Q!
With corn on the cob and watermelon to go with it! And homemade icecream for desert! Oooooooooh! Yummmmy! I wonder if the owner of this castloe will allow us to use his grounds. We could invite him, of course! And his dragon!
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in May 17th, 2007 @ 11:29I know! The dragon could be the barbecue!
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in May 17th, 2007 @ 13:47269-Great!*owner of castle shows up.*
Castle Owner:Get out!*shoots wand at everyone*Oops, my wand doesn’t work anymore. I-
Koko du Pelle:*pies owner of castle*May we have a barbecue in your castle?
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in May 18th, 2007 @ 06:23Me:Please Mr. Great Owner of the Castle! We beg of you! Can we have a bar-B-Q?!
Mr.Great Owner of Castle: No! You may not! I refuse to host it!
*Crys of protest ring out*
Cheesy: Bleep! Ble-Bleep! Bleep! Bleepen!
*Cheesy accidently spews cheese everywhere*
*Mr.Great Owner of Castle wipes the cheese off his face and tastes it*
Mr.Great Owner of Castle: Wait! You can host it if this charming fellow gives me some of his cheese!
*Cheesy nods and everyone cheers*
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in May 18th, 2007 @ 13:04Great! May we use your dragon to cook the food?
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in May 18th, 2007 @ 17:42He agreed, and we are now having a wonderful barbecue. Mr. GOOC is showing me some charts of Dor. We now have the Museican globe completely mapped.
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in May 19th, 2007 @ 08:48If we have the Museican globe completely mapped, can we go home now? Or would it be quicker to go forward and sail around the world?*is curious about Dor* Let’s keep going forward!
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in May 19th, 2007 @ 12:47Yeah, let’s go forward. Only if we go around the world, we’d have to cross the South Pole, which is uncharted. So much the better! Let’s go.
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in May 21st, 2007 @ 15:01(270) Wait! Do you mean that the dragon is the BarBQ or that it’s going to cook it?
Well, now we are bidding goodbye to the Great Owner of the Castle and are traveling through Dor. Since this seems to be a new chapter in our grand voyage, I was wondering if we could make a Part 7. Could we? Huh? Well?
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in May 21st, 2007 @ 15:19277- It cooks the food.
And I agree about Part 7.
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in May 21st, 2007 @ 17:42Let’s travel thru Dor and get Part Seven afterward.
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in May 21st, 2007 @ 17:59Has there ever been a part 7 of anything?
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in May 21st, 2007 @ 18:10No 7, seven or seventh.
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in May 21st, 2007 @ 18:11280- Probably a random thread.
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in May 21st, 2007 @ 18:11We’ll be the first.
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in May 21st, 2007 @ 18:11How exciting!
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in May 21st, 2007 @ 18:12Sorry about the multiple short posts.
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in May 21st, 2007 @ 18:12I just want to get Part 7 soon.
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The Pointless Post Police
in May 21st, 2007 @ 18:21Knock it off
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Alice
in May 21st, 2007 @ 18:51Wow. Lot of PoPoing and PoPoPoing going on. I think we need Part 7 if we plan to navigate Dor. We can’t do that on so few posts.
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in May 21st, 2007 @ 19:16287- Sorry sir/ma’am/zurb. Consider it knocked off.
Let’s just finish this thread up with the navigation of Dor, and continue it if we need to on Part 7.
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I see a volcano in the distance. I can’t tell whether it’s active or extinct, but the stone is a peculiar blue. Let’s check it out.
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in May 22nd, 2007 @ 06:29Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
A blue volcano!
Cooooooooooooooooool!
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in May 22nd, 2007 @ 10:35Maybe it’s Lapis Lazuli. How exciting!
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in May 22nd, 2007 @ 12:20Yeah! To the-*volcano erupts* OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s ACTIVE!
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in May 22nd, 2007 @ 12:49Run away!
Whoops, I mean,
Steer away!
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in May 22nd, 2007 @ 15:52and the blackfooted farret quickly got out of there and landed on a nearby island
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in May 22nd, 2007 @ 17:12~Ship’s Log, Moozer 112~
Just landed on an island near an active blue volcano. A million
and smileies are marching toward us. This must be… Smiley Island.
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in May 22nd, 2007 @ 18:49Oh dear. The Moozer 112 is trapped on Smiley Island. Should we help them?
Wait… something’s happening. The green pearls are twitching. Uh oh. The five next to me just started grinning. And the rest will soon follow.
They’re smileys.
:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
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in May 22nd, 2007 @ 18:52Now the rest of them are coming alive.
:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen: :mrgreen::mrgreen: :mrgreen::mrgreen: :mrgreen::mrgreen: :mrgreen::mrgreen: :mrgreen::mrgreen: :mrgreen::mrgreen: :mrgreen::mrgreen: :mrgreen::mrgreen: :mrgreen::mrgreen: :mrgreen::mrgreen: :mrgreen::mrgreen:
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They speak a language similar to that of Kiwimuncher’s Cheesy. I wonder if he can act as a translator.
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in May 22nd, 2007 @ 21:05Uh-oh. Now some of the smileys are mad.
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in May 22nd, 2007 @ 23:13281, 283, etc – There was a Hot Topics, v. 2006.8. Sorry, people. But hey! 600 more posts and we can become the first to get to part 9!
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in May 23rd, 2007 @ 00:25You are positively obsessed, E2MB. But still . . . 600 posts, huh?
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in May 23rd, 2007 @ 05:54Great. My incompetent captain just nearly got me killed. Just because I wasn’t here to complain. I’m seriously considering making my own ship.
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in May 23rd, 2007 @ 06:19Bleep! Bleepen Bleep Bleepy Bleepen!
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in May 23rd, 2007 @ 06:22Cheesy says that the smilies want our smiles because they have every smiley face except terrified faces! I don’t want them to take my smile! Wait! I know! Lets be happy! They have tons of happy faces!
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in May 23rd, 2007 @ 06:22If we’re happy, then they won;t want our smilie because they already have smiling faces!
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in May 23rd, 2007 @ 10:51Okay, that works . . . I hope.
Unfortunately this is a smile of terror, so it’s not working- EEP!
They pulled me off the ship with their teeth!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And now for something completely different. Can we have a new thread yet?
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in May 23rd, 2007 @ 12:02There’s a new thread!
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