now for a riddle: can you turn the phrase “nor do we” into one word?
(it’s not what you think it is.)
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so is anyone here, or are they just trying to crhdeip my riddle?
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2- woodern? Okay, not really. I ‘m just guessing.
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Hi. 4rd post?
2-Erm…arg…*****…GGGGGRRRRR!!!!!!
Okay, I know someone knows this but oh well: How is a raven like a writing desk?Mwee hee hee…
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1 – The fine is 1 peice of virtual chokolit.
2 – Dunno.
Here’s a riddle from Ancient Egypt: What walks on four legs, then two legs, then three legs? (Of course, nowadays the riddle would be What walks on four legs, then two legs, then six legs?)
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2-Thats a good one! ANSWER: One word!
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I’m a little bit confused. Do you mean the actual answer is one word, or that the answer consists of a single word?
Bye!
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7 – u got it.
6 – nice one. the answer is: a human. first we crawl on 4 legs/arms, then walk on 2 legs, then use 3/4 “legs” using a cane or walker. (or it could be wheels with a wheelchair.)
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#2 reminds me of an old riddle: Which word is always pronounced incorrectly?
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8- The answer is actually “one word”
5- It’s not.
10- incorrectly
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a) What word starts with “e”, ends with “e”, and has one letter in it?
b)A man has a fox, a hen and a bag of corn. He has to get them all across the river, but his boat can only fit one of them with him at a time. If he leaves the fox alone with the hen, the fox will eat the hen. If he leaves the hen alone with the corn, the hen will eat the corn. How does he get them all safely across the river?
c)One hundred feet up in the air, it lies with its back on the ground. What is it?
d) Without me all things would die./I fall quickly from on high./Devoured I am with teeth of green,/ but still I come, and still I’m seen.
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a) e.
b) He rows the goose to the other side. Then he rows back and brings the fox to the other side. Then he rows back with the goose and brings the bag of corn to the other side. Then he rows back and carries the goose to the other side.
c) still thinking.
d) rain.
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a)Wrong.
b)Right.
c)This is a tough one. A hint: some of the words can have more than one meaning.
d)That’s actually a better answer than the real one, which is sunlight.
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13-Is “e” a word?
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5-You got that riddle from Alice In Wonderland!! OMG I LOVE THAT BOOK! THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THAT ONE!!!
6-That riddle is in Harry Potter 4, but I couldn’t remember it. I just knew that is what the Harry had to answer before he could pass the sphinx in the maze(That is only in the book. If you haven’t read it, just seen the movie, read it!! Its so much better than the movie, like always)
I’ve got two now. Some people might have heard them:
1. Bob and Jerry are dead on the floor. THe window is open 7 inches, and glass and water is all over the floor. How did they die?
2. I am the beginning of enlightenment, but the end of every race/I am the beginning of everybodym, but the end of every face. What am I? It is not what you think it is.
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Riddles:
1. I can be loud, I can be quiet, but I can’t speek.
2. I am very bright. I am also very hot.
3. I am cold and have a light.
4. I can sing, but you must bow.
5. I run, but only in one direction.
6. I have four legs, but no back.
7. I have leaves, a spine, and no legs.
8. I am large, blue, and sometimes speckled with white.
9. I have strings, am green, and skinny.
10. I am red, short, and attractive.
I made all of those up myself, or if they have been said before, I have never heard of them. heehee!
Good luck to you.
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16- 1. I don’t know. 2. E.
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16-1. Maybe that’s just another one of those cat-eats-goldfish-stories? Sounds like it.
Another riddle even though nobody has even answered my first 10: What is round, flat, and has music on it? That one is easy…
YAYAYAYAY FOR BUNNIES YAY! Sorry, I just love bunnies and this post has a riddle in it so please don’t zap it!
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5- They both produce very flat notes.
I am answering each riddle as I see them and not looking at other peoples’ answers. Just so you know.
6- A man. Four legs when he’s a baby, two legs when he’s a kid/adult, and five (or six) legs when he’s old and uses a cane. That’s the oldest known riddle, I think. But I’m not sure.
10- Incorrectly.
12- a) e. b) Um, he takes the goose over, then he takes the grain over and takes the goose back, then he takes the fox over, then he takes the goose over. What I want to know is why he’s taking a fox anywhere. c) I’m not sure. d) Rain?
16- ?????
17- 1. Wind? 2. The Sun? 3. No idea. 4. Once again, no idea. 5. A clock? 6. A table or a stool. 7. Something prickly, but I don’t know what. 8. The sky, maybe. 9. Don’t know. A string bean. 10. Uhh…
And here are few more riddles. A man without eyes, saw pears on a tree, he did not take pears, he did not leave pears, now how can that be?
Alive without breath, as cold as death, never thirsty, ever drinking, clad in mail, never clinking.
An eye in a blue face saw an eye in a green face. That eye is like to this eye, but in a low place, not a high place.
A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid.
Bonus question: What am I reading currently?
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20-I’m afraid you only got #8 right. I will answer your riddles in a minute. I am sort of multi-tasking here…
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Ok, I’m back…
20-a. Er, he was seeing things. I don’t know! b. Um, I don’t think this is right, but is it a mail truck? c. Suddenly the sky grew an eye and so did the ground? d. That’s funny… It isn’t a box if it doesn’t even have a lid, is it?
I don’t want to put up any more riddles until people have answered all of mine.
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12 – (c) A centipede. (not technically correct, but that’s the answer.)
Riddle: a man is found dead in a room locked from the inside. the room has no windows. the man was found suspended 5 feet above the ground with a rope around his neck, and only a puddle of water beneath him. there is nothing else in the room. how did he die?
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I’ll have another go at yours.
1. A baby?
2. A coal forge! Just kidding, but not really.
3. A refrigerator!
4. A bird. Um, probably not, but I might as well try.
I’m going to rephrase one of my riddles: An eye in a blue face saw an eye in a green face. That eye is like to this eye, said the first eye, but in a low place, not a high place.
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17. 1 wind
2. sun
3. moon?
4. violin
5. clock
6. table
7. a tree
8. egg?
9. string bean
10. ?
those are hard, I don’t think I got any right.
20. he ate the pears there.
b unknown
c unknown
d an egg
New riddles;
Thirty-two white horses standing on a blood red hill. First they stamp, then the clamp, and then they stand still.
Once there was a one story house that was painted pink. Everything in it was pink. The walls were pink, the couch was pink, the chairs were pink, the lamp was pink, even the dog was pink. What color were the stairs?
Once there was a family that had a mom, a dad, a baby, a girl, a boy, and two maids named Greta and Maria. They lived in a round house. One day when the dad came home from work the maid was dead. He asked his wife, “Did you kill Maria?”
“No,” his wife replied, “I was cleaning the dishes.”
The man asked his daughter, “Did you kill Maria?”
“No,” the girl replied, “I was playing with my dolls.”
The man asked his son, “Did you kill Maria?”
“No,” The boy replied, I was playing with my trucks.”
“The man asked the baby, “Did you kill Maria?”
“Goo goo ga ga,” the baby said.
The man asked Greta, “Did you kill Maria?”
“No,” Greta replied, “I was cleaning the corners.”
Who killed Maria?
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25- You got the last one right, but not the first one.
a. Teeth.
b. There weren’t any.
c. The dad?
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Or else the baby killed Maria.
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26- a and b were right, but not c
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25- Oh duh! There aren’t any corners! Greta!
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28- Just wait till you see my next comment!
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23- He stood on a (very large) ice cube and it melted.
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Good job. Greta is right.
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Here is a riddle I made up a looooooooooooong time ago.
What’s a rat doing in the middle of the road?
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Coffin; baby boy.
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16- Bob and Jerry are finsh. The bowl got knocked over.
20- The Hobbit, when Frodo is in the cave and playing the riddle game with Gollum. I can answer all of those, i”ve read the hobbit several times.
23- He hung himself. Stood on a black of ice and when it melted, be-bye Mr. Parson. (yes, I am feeling cheerfully morbid today. Why do you ask?)
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Ok, so I’m just answering aall the ones I know, I don’t know if people have already answered them
12 c- a centipede?
17-1. my dog
2.the sun
3.?
4.?
5.a river
dunno the rest
20-I don’t know any of them, but I think i’ve heard the last one before
23- he hung himself
35-oh, duh, the hobbit, that’s where i’ve heard those riddles
OK, I have 2 riddles:
1. Sisters or brothers I have none but this man is my father’s son. Who am I?
2. As I was going to saint Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits (short for kittens)How many were going to Saint Ives?
oh, I lied, I have more than 2 riddles:
3. how far can you run into the woods?
4. someone lives in a square house and every side faces south. they look outside and see a bear, what color is the bear?
I have more, I’m saving them for later
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36- 1. unknown
2. one.
3. halfway. then you are running out.
4. white.
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OK, Poeple have answered most of my riddles. If you want to test your skills still, do NOT read the following:
Answers: 1. a pianoforte. 2. the sun 3. a refridgerator 4. a violin 5. river 6. a stool 7. (the really tricky one) a book 8. the sky 9. asparagus 10. a fire hydrant. heheheh, I'm good at this! YAYAYAY!
OK, here are a few more…
1. I am strong, invisible, and invincible.
2. I am in you and in a plant too.
3. I make noise and flash.
4. I look grey sometimes, but blue others.
5. I am cute and popular.
6. I am everywhere always, but never at the same time.
7. I am also everywhere, but sometimes in other forms in other places.
8. I am almost always below you, but you wouldn’t be there without me.
9. I never stop moving.
10. You see better with me, but I am only made from glass.
11. I am the only thing that thinks about itself.
12. I am always noisy.
Good luck.
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Wait, wait, wait. Why can’t he just take the fox and grain over, and then bring the goose? This whole rowing back and forth business seems really very unnecessary.
37- There are no bears in the south pole.
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1. the wind
2. cells
3. storms (lightning and thunder)
4. the sky
5. ?
6. ?
7. water
8. ground
9. wind
10. glasses
11. ?
12. ?
these are really hard!
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36-#4: I know that one. White! I think we should only use our own riddles. Unless the riddle is really interesting. Like?
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39-It’s an old riddle where he can only take one at a time in the little boat. And if all of your walls face South, you are living on the North pole. Anyways,
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If he is in the north pole then every direction is south. there are polar bears at the north pole, which are right.
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Why is every direction south? I could just be asking a really stupid question here, but what happened to east and west?
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40-Thank you! I am trying to make them hard… You got 1 and 8 right! KEEP GUESSING EVERYBODY!
Hey Kiki, hear about the coyote in Chicago? heheh, neat.
ANOTHER riddle: I am fast and loud. Please keep guessing!
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Sorry for double-posting, but…44-Think about it. If you are at exactly the North pole, you can’t go any farther North, so everywhere is South of you. You would actually have to stand on the exact spot for it to work, but if you were as skinny as a pin, and stood there, you could turn all the way around and not see anything East or West. Did that help?
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Joke:
Girl- Did you hear about the actress Reese who killed her husband?
Boy- Reese Witherspoon
Girl- No, With her knife.
I’m out of riddles.
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Okay, this one is my sister’s friend’s.
You are in a concrete box with no doors or windows. The only things with you are a mirror and a table. How do you get out?
hint: think of words with more than one meaning.
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48-I’ve known that for years. I’ve always done it verbally, though, and i’m not sure how to do it without *gulp* misspelling something. hmm…..
Look in the mirror and remember what you saw. Use the saw to saw the table in half, put the two halves together to make a (w)hole, put then whole in the wall and walk out.
I have one. I hope nobody’s done it already, but I haven’t read the whole thread thoroughly.
Poor people have it, rich people need it, and if you eat it you will die. What is it?
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35- Yep! I used to read that chapter over and over again. Except it’s not Frodo, it’s Blibo.
36- 1. One. 3. Halfway. After that you’re running out of the woods.
38- I said a stool and you said it was wrong.
3. A storm
4. The sea?
8. The ground
10. Spectacles.
48- Break the mirror in half, then put the two halves together. Since two halves make a whole, put the hole on the wall and climb out.
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35-That is right, but if the bowl merely got knocked over, what does the window have to do with it? Think of who killed them!
Prarilius-good job on getting my second one. It is e.
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sorry! I am posting alot, but i am just coming up with a lot of stuff! New riddles:
1.A man is found dead near a field of green, surrounded by 52 bicycles. How did he die? The answer is harder than you may think. GAPAs, can you answer this one? I want to see how good you are at riddles.
2.There once was a horse that one great fame. What do you think was this great horse’s name? *Hint*punctuation*hint hint*
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25-the horse one is teeth, the one about the pink house is that there are no stairs! It is a one story house!
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Red-Tailed HAWK:
1. Wind
2. Cells
3. Camera
4. Sky
5. Hot pink bunnies?
6. ?
7. Gravity
8. The ground
9. The earth
10. Glasses
11. Humans
12. You (just kidding!)
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a. What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
b. You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
c. ok. there’s a round pink house. in it live a little boy, a little girl, a father, a mother, a dog, and a maid. one day the boy is found dead. the father says: “i couldn’t’ve done it; i was mowing the lawn!” the mother says: “not me- i was doing the dishes!” the sister says: “nope. i was outside with the dog!” the maid says: “no way it could have been me; i was cleaning the corners!” who killed the boy? (yes, i know; it’s simple, especially when it’s written down…)
d. Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
gotta go. my april must just came.
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b. the outside?
c. The maid.
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55- a) A stamp.
Okay.
a) There’s a boat in the water. On either side of the boat is a rope ladder. The rungs are spaced six inches apart. Three rungs are underwater. If the water is rising at an two inches an hour, how long will it be before the fourth rung is covered?
b) How is a beehive like a rotten potato?
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16—FYI-the riddle in harry potter 4 isnt that one. It goes like this-
First think of the person who lives in disguise
who deals in secrets but tells naught but lies
next, tell me what’s always the last thing to mend
the middle of the middle and the end of the end?
and finally the sound that’s often heard
during the search for a hard-to-find word
now string them together, and answer me this,
which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
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58- It’s spider. I answered that mostly from memory, though, so it doesn’t really count.
If each riddle I get on the first try is worth one point, and each riddle I miss takes away one point, I have 11 or 12 points. Not counting the Harry Potter one.
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12: a. “envelope”
c. a skyscraper?
55: b. hard-boiled egg
d. fire
57: a. never, the rungs will rise with the boat
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54-YOU admitting hpbs are cute??? You got 1 and 8 right. I have actually forgotten what #s 4 and 5 are, but I know your choices were not correct. I hope somebody guesses those correctly to remind me of what they are! heehee! I should get to the other threads now…
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here’s a great one. what number, when written out, has the same number of straight lines as the number itself? for example, NINETEEN has 24 straight lines, which is not the same as the number itself. also, you cannot use numbers that, when written out, have curved lines, such as TWENTY FOUR. got it? oh, and the number written out (obviously) has to be in caps. i shall moniter this thread looking for the right answer. starting…NOW! *click*
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52 ~ The riddle is, “a man was found dead surrounded by 53 bicycles. why was he killed? and how?” i have the answer, anyhow. i won’t tell it just so the GAPAs can answer it.
31, 35 ~ correct. he hung himself while standing on a block of ice. how he got the ice there is a mystery. (that’s one big icecube maker.)
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still awaiting moderation? my posts were posted 15 minutes ago!! they’re perfectly harmless.
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12- A) Envelope.
May I point out, I am not looking at others answers. Someone might already have said this.
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62- FOUR.
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64~ Patience young grasshopper, the GAPAs have jobs, and possibly other lives.
I don’t know any besides ones that I got from the Hobbit, so:
~A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet inside a golden treasure is hid
~What’s in my pocket?
~Bob and Joe share a small hut all winter, and get into lots of arguments. then one day after a particularly heated argument, Joe gets up and leaves, throwing a chair out of his way and slaming the door on his way out. The next day, he is found dead, stabbed in the back just outside the door. no weapon is found on Bob. Who killed Joe?????
Not very good, but that’s all I have.
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66 ~ noo…i said that you can’t use numbers that have curved lines when written out. so numbers like FOUR, SIX, and THIRTY are out. try to read all the instructions next time.
67 ~ bob? i mean, he could have just thrown the knife (or sword or whatever) away after he killed bob.
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ack!! what i meant to say on my previous post was that he could have thrown the knife away after he killed joe. sorry.
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A man is found dead, hanged from the 1000-foot-high ceiling. All that is found under the body is a puddle. How did he die.
STUPID JOKES FROM DC
1. Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
2. Why did the man fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.
3. Why did the woman fall off the motorcycle?
Because she got hit by a refrigerator.
4. Why did the space shuttle blow up?
Because the engines were made of bread.
:shrug:
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A man falls out of a tree. How did he die? Take hints from my previous post. I shall give the answer in two days. Start thinking as of now when you read the period at the end of this unneccessarily long snetence *pie* *pie* *pie* NOIW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
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68- I know, I realized that after I’d posted. Sorry.
67- The Hobbit is my main source of riddles, too.
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Spell “effigy” in 3 letters.
Spell “enemy” In 3 letters. (There’s two answers to this one.)
Spell “Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread” in 49 letters.
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73- enemy=foe
I don’t know the others.
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Effigy. FEG. Or maybe FIG.
Enemy. NME.
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70- He stood on an ice cube.
71- He fell out of a tree.
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No one answered my Pears riddle! Should I give the answer?
67- I have no idea what you have in your pocket, but Bilbo had a ring.
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(62)- TWENTY-NINE (except the hyphen)
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Here’s a dumb one I got from Swensen’s restaurant:
What can go up the chimney down and down the chimney down but can’t go up the chimney up or down the chimney up?
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79-What?
Alice, what pears riddle? I can’t find it.
Nobody has answered all of my riddles!
Here are more…
1. I come in every color, but I can’t be measured.
2. I am wet, but can be any darkness.
3. I am very unpredictable, and come in several types.
Those are all I will put until the rest of mine are answered.
The
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80- A man without eyes saw pears on a tree. He did not take pears, he did not leave pears, now how can that be?
I don’t really expect anyone to know it, ’cause I got it out of some vintage-looking beginning readers book at my grandma’s house. It’s a really good and unguessable riddle though.
I’ll try to answer your riddles now. You gave answers to the first set, so….
1. I am strong, invisible, and invincible.
Uh… Achilles wearing iron shoes and an invisibility cloak?
2. I am in you and in a plant too.
Water?????
3. I make noise and flash.
A storm.
4. I look grey sometimes, but blue others.
It could be the sky, but you already used that one, so I’ll say the sea.
5. I am cute and popular.
Gosh, I don’t know.
6. I am everywhere always, but never at the same time.
??????
7. I am also everywhere, but sometimes in other forms in other places.
???????
8. I am almost always below you, but you wouldn’t be there without me.
The ground.
9. I never stop moving.
The Sun.
10. You see better with me, but I am only made from glass.
Glasses.
11. I am the only thing that thinks about itself.
A brain?
12. I am always noisy.
Lots of things are noisy, but always noisy? A stereo.
Dreadful answers, but answers. Next set.
1. I come in every color, but I can’t be measured.
A rainbow.
2. I am wet, but can be any darkness.
Water.
3. I am very unpredictable, and come in several types.
People?
Well, I tried.
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52- I know that one! he was playing cards and somehow lost a bet or something… (Bicycle is a brand of cards)
79-umbrella
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Iwould like the answer to the pears riddles please. I give up.
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Alright, here’s the answer:
STOP RIGHT HERE IF YOU STILL WANT TO GUESS!!!!!!!
He had eye, not eyes. There were two pears, and he took one and left one. See?
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81- You got 2, 8, and 11 right from the first clump. Er, I guess I won’t tell the answers just yet. Don’t give the answer to the pear one yet; I want to keep working on that!
Well, guess I’ll sign off now. You know there aren’t many people on the blog when almost the entire recent posts box is filled with your own posts. Well, Easter break is here, so I will see you guys in the morning! Good night (or good morning, depending where you live I guess).
= tired
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I’ve got one. When I originally heard this one it rhymed, but I can’t remember it in that much detail.
I caught the following fish:
Six without a head.
Half of eight blue fish.
Nine without a tail.
Ten without an eye.
How many fish did I catch?
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86- Seventeen?
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no one guessed mine! it’s not that hard, is it? it was post 49, i think. someone guess please!
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88- It is that hard! I’m trying, but I can’t come up with anything that poor people have and rich people need.
I’m really, really sorry.
I’ll think about it.
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86 – ZERO.
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86 – It goes,
I went fishing by the lot,
this is what I got,
6 without a head,
9 without a tail,
10 without an eye,
0 whole fish prevailed.
Now you tell me as I ask it,
how many fish are in my basket?
Or something like that.
6 without a head = 0! No top part of the 6.
9 without a tail = 0! No bottom part of the 9.
10 without an eye = 0! No ” I ” in the 10.
That riddles a good one
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86- none, because none was a whole fish?
88- Sorry, can’t think of anything just yet.
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88-Dirt? i. e. dirt poor? Just trying…
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12. It doesn’t seem like this one has been answered (I skipped reading a few posts…sry)
a. an envelope
This one’s kinda morbid but…
A guy goes to a bar, gets drunk, comes home. He goes up stairs, turns out the light and goes to bed. The next morning he waked up, looks at the front page of the newspaper and commits suicide (because of what it said regarding his actions during the previous night)….
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O, shoot, forgot the ending:
Why did he commit suicide?
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95-Because of what he did???
Riddle: Bunnies here, bunnies there, bunnies, bunnies every where ne’er.
Bunnies come, bunnies go, ne’er bunnies not no show.
Three, then eight, then 1,042.
How many bunnies were there?
Hehehheheheh…
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61 – Part of the reason I hate HPBs is because they are so dang cute. If they weren’t cute, I probably wouldn’t hate them so much. I mean, bunnies taking over MuseBlog would be okay, but CUTE bunnies? Come on!
96 – 1053.
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20-wrong.
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87: wrong
89: the answer is “nothing”
91-92: you got it.
Here’s another one:
There was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister, yet he was considered normal by all he knew. Why?
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97-Oh. You’re wrong about the riddle, though.
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I got 100th post! w00t!
99-I guess the people he knew didn’t care. I know why it was possible for him to be born before his father, though!
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99- The guy who married his sister was a priest, but I’m not sure about the rest of the riddle.
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Ah, now I see… 99-He was born in front of his father, must have killed his mother while being born, and was a priest (as Alice said)!
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103: Yeppers. You guys are quick!
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What do you call a fish without any eyes?
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105- A fsh.
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Here’s a riddle from Ancient Egypt: What walks on four legs, then two legs, then three legs? (Of course, nowadays the riddle would be What walks on four legs, then two legs, then six legs?)
That’s not from ancient egypt! That’s from Edipos Rex! IT’S A PLAY!
Here’s my favorite poem which is a twist on the myth. It’s by Murial Rukeyser. (sorry about the lines. I copy and pasted this, and it messed it up. oh well.)
Myth
Long afterward, Oedipus, old and blinded, walked the roads. He smelled a familiar smell. It was the Sphinx. Oedipus said “I want to ask one question. Why didn’t I recognize my mother?” “You gave the wrong answer,’ said the Sphinx. “But that was what made everything possible,”said Oedipus. “No,” she said. “When I asked, What walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon, and three in the evening, you answered, Man. You didn’t say anything about woman.” “When you say Man,” said Oedipus, “you include women too. Everyone knows that.” She said, “That’s what you think.”
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This thread is very slow, and I used up all my riddles!
Maybe I should have another go at Red Tailed HAWK’s, ‘cuz then he might post more.
1. I am strong, invisible, and invincible.
God? Honest, that’s all I can think of, and I’m not being religious.
3. I make noise and flash.
A TV.
4. I look grey sometimes, but blue others.
Okay, I’ll say the sky this time.
5. I am cute and popular.
Was it decided that this was HPB’s?
6. I am everywhere always, but never at the same time.
??????
7. I am also everywhere, but sometimes in other forms in other places.
???????
9. I never stop moving.
A river.
10. You see better with me, but I am only made from glass.
A magnifying glass.
12. I am always noisy.
The Ocean.
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99-you got it!
I can’t think of any more. hmmmm……..
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what is ROUND and TASTEY and GOOD FOR THROWING AT PEOPLE!?!?!?!
i know, i know, it’s way too hard.
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23- he stood on a block of ice! yay!
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110-Pie.
108-here are the answers:
1. wind.
2. water
3. tv
4. Sky
5. hpb
6. time
7. space
8. soil
9. movement
10. magnifying glass
11. brain
12. noise
You got some of them right, and I think 4+5 were what you said. For a while I had forgotten! I will post more tonight. I’m afraid I have to go in a minute. See you all this evening!
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103- but priests can’t marry
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They can marry other people — i.e., perform marriage ceremonies. A priest is the one who says “I now pronounce you man and wife.”
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82 – actually, since he was found in a pile of 53 cards, (and there are only 52 cards in a deck) he got shot because someone found out that he was cheating.
78 ~ good job. (except it’s actually with the hyphen.)
49 – it’s…NOTHING!! get it? poor people have nothing, rich people need nothing, and you will die if you eat nothing.
5 ~ we went over that in our english class…wasn’t it notes?
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OKAY, PEOPLES!! WE NEED LOTSA POSTS ON THE MANGA/ANIME THREAD SO WE CAN GET A NEW ONE!!!! PLEASE ACCESS IT FROM TEH APRIL SHOWERS THREAD!! THANK YOU!!!!
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116- Is that a riddle?
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48 and 49 – i’ve allways said that i would use the table to break the glass and then use the broken glass to take my own life….i guess i was wrong?
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118- Gosh, how morbid.
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114- oooh, haha, I get it now
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arrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhh!!
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I dont like riddles. They make my head hurt.
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88- Oh my gosh, I know this! I think… Hold on, I’ll get back to you on this…
Okay, really simple riddle.
A man rode into a bar on his horse on Sunday. He left three days later on Friday. How is this possible?
Two girls walk into a job interview. They have the same last name, look the same, live on the same street in the same house, etc. The boss asked if they were twins. They said no. What were they?
Another one!
I have two coins in my pocket that together equal 15cents. One of the coins is NOT a nickel. What are the coins?
And yet, another one. Easy easy one. Kinda. For most people, at least.
How many animals did Moses take on the Arc?
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88- I know the answer!!!!!!!!!! The answer is NOTHING.
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123- His horse was named Friday.
124- 1. Sisters? 2. A dime and a nickel. ONE of the coins is NOT a nickel, but the other one IS. 3. Moses didn’t take any animals on the ark. That was Noah.
Heres one. It’s easier when it’s verbal, though.
Silk,silk, silk, what do cows drink?
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126- WATER!!!!!!!!!!! haha, we did that once in sunday school and it fooled me
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i am the begginning of eternity
followed by half a circle then by half a square
through my forth my fifth is seen to be the first of every pair
mysixth begins my seventh
the end of time and space
now put my parts together
and see whats taken place
i had another one but i can’t remember the last bit of it.
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38-
1. wind
2. cells
3. siren?
4. the sky/ my bros eyes.
5. me (kidding)
6. the seasons?
7. the seasons
8. the earth?
9. time/the earth
10. the word glasses. heh
11.anoying brats
12.my brother
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129-Some are right. See post 112-the answers are there.
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126- Correct. Wrong. Correct. Correct.
Yes, they are sisters, but be more specific. They ARE NOT twins.
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They’re triplets.
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126&127-I’m confused.
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I have a riddle: What do Jack Sparrow and my friend’s science teacher have alike? (muahahaha)(mweehehehehe)(hyukyukyukyukuk)
*Answer: Nothing (my friend’s science teacher is bald)(and doesn’t have the world after his head)(i hope)
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I made up this riddle a long time ago:
Why is a rat in the middle of the road?
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no one answered my riddle! (128) somebody try to answer it.
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136- it’s hard, i tried…
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136- the letter e
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Alright, heres a riddle I learned today.
There are two lines, one on top and one on the bottom. On the top line is:
A EF HI KL
On the bottom line is:
BCD G J
Where is the rest of the alphabet placed, and why?
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12- AHA! I don’t know if anyone got this yet, but is it ENVELOPE?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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140-A bunch of people answered it, but nobody answered it correctly. (I saw “e” and “centipede” for what people answered. I don’t even get why centipede was there.)
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124 (first riddle) they were either triplets, quadruplets, quintuplets, sextuplets, septuplets, octuplets, nonuplets, etc. Am I right?
Adam had none. Eve had two. Everybody has three. What is it?
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A woman was swimming in the ocean. A bell rang, and she drowned. Why?
Learned that one in sailing camp, but it has nothing to do with sailing.
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143 – A person was ringing a bell on a ship to warn people that lightning was just about to hit the water. As the lightning hit the water, it shocked her, made her limp, and she sank to the bottom of the sea.
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142- a name?
Joke:
Person1- You know what mute means right?
Person2- Yeah, it means you can’t talk.
P1- Good. So once there was a mute man who wanted to buy a toothbrush.
P2-OK…
P1- He went into the store and made a motion like he was brushing his teeth. Like this. (Makes a circular motion near his mouth with his hand)
P2- hehe, OK.
P1- The mute man got what he wanted because the people knew what he meant.
P2- right.
P1- The next day a blind man walked to the store because he wanted some glasses. What does he do to show the lady at the store?
P2- He would make a motion like he was putting on glasses. Like this. (Demonstrated motion but cupping hands to form circles and bringing them to her eyes)
P1- Or he could just ask for some glasses.
It’s funnier out loud.
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Why on earth would a blind man need glasses?
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I’ve no idea. My dad told me the joke, and I asked the same question, and he said dunno, ask Ray Charles.
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142 (E2MB)- This one actually is the letter e.
139 (Alice)-
AEFHIKLMNTVWXYZ
BCDGJOPQRSU
The letters in the bottom row have curves, while the ones on the top are composed of straight lines.
128 (kagcomix)- Eclipse.
(By the way, I haven’t heard any of those riddles.)
The riddle that follows I have just made up and probably does not make sense, or else it’s ridiculously easy.
Who am I?
In words less common, I will tell you,
I with my freckled face of stone,
eyes bottomless, faint, staring.
In an in the, you will only see this face once.
I will ask it again, from the shining bars to my dark hold,
who am I, that you have known me for centuries?
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(148) – Halley’s comet?
e is correct.
This riddle should get interesting results: There is a photo of me somewhere on the Muse Fan Page. Can you find it? Hint: it’s not in MuseBlog. (Don’t give it away, GAPAs!)
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149-My really random guess: are you the David M on the “David M.’s 1,000th-anniversary Muse parody”? Sorry if I’m COMPLETELY off the trail…
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149-Feather? Craw? I’m really just guessing. But it can’t be “e”! “Everybody” does not have three “e”s in it. Here’s a really good riddle: I’m on the blog, sometimes one way, somtimes another way, mice move, I do too. Heheheh…
Don’t say GAPAs! I think it might be easy, but it depends if you go to one page or another page.
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Hey! Nobody answered 96-at least not correctly… no, no, no… more like ! Heheheh…
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150 – Yes, I made that spoof of Muse. That picture of me is ancient…like five years ago.
151 – Oops! Typo! I ment to type “Everyone”, which has three E’s.
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Looking back on it, there are tons of things I could’ve made better. It wasn’t very origional compared to the other spoof, something I am still embarrased about.
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153-YAY! I got it right! I looked at the page and it was like “David M’s spoof!” I knew your name was David, so I went for t.
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149 (E2MB)- Nope.
151 (RTH)- Hah, I can’t spell. I just found the answer from Adam and Eve and ran with it. I was right, anyway, right?
And re: bunnies- is the answer seven?
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Here’s two:
1. Here on Earth it’s always true, that a day follows a day. But there is a place where yesterday always follows today!
2. Peter celebrated his birthday on one day, and two days later his older twin brother, Paul, celebrated his birthday. How could this be?
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157-
1. The dictionary. (I’ve heard a variation of that, with wednesday and Thursday)
2. They were celebrating it on days that weren’t actualy their birthdays? Or at least one of them was?
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To the people who answered my 2 most recent riddles(E2MB and Pentakonikk.salir) you were right. Both of you. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
157- Don’t know the first one. The second one: Paul didn’t celebrate his birthday on his birthday, he celebrated it two days earlier.
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158- #1 is correct, but #2 isn’t.
159-Nope.
This is a hard one. Keep guessing!
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They were in different time zones! Ummm, maybe not.
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REALLY!?!? I GOT 143 RIGHT!?!? That was a wild guess! I didn’t really expect it to be the answer.
(157)
2. *tries to think of ways to manipulate time* I KNOW!!! They were on Mercury, where a day is longer than a year!!!
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162- Technically, she was deaf and didn’t hear the bell, but the version I heard was so vague that it doesn’t really matter. Also,it wasn’t necessarily lightning. It could have been a whirlpool, or a tsunami, or whatever.
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GAPAs, I can’t find that picture. And besides, davidude hasn’t been here that long. I never saw any pocture of him. *is cunfuzzeled*
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what was the riddle?
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*pork pie*
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157- i’ve heard that 1, a while ago. Peter was born on, for example, may 2nd on a cruise boat/plane/whatever at 11:58 and then, after the boat/plane/thing crossed the time thing (whats it called again?) and then, when it was technically 2 days later, paul was born.
see? i can be a genius sometimes! =P
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thats for number 2
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(Red-Tailed Hawk)
My photo is right here. It’s 5 years old, though https://musefanpage.com/NewFiles/Muse2997_p7.html
I sent a spoof of Muse to Muse forever ago and they put it on this website. That was years before I had even heard of MuseBlog.
By the way, GAPAs, on that page the “back” link is faulty. It links you to Kokopelli Sightings #5.
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I have a couple :
A:: We are all small Creatures,
We have many different features,
One of us in glass is set,
One of us is in jet,
Another one may be found in tin,
The fourth one is boxed within,
And if the fifth you persue,
It can never fly from you.
B:: In winter I live,
In summer I die,
and my roots grow up.
C:: How many animals did Moses take on the arc?
D:: If a rooster laid an egg on top of a house with a slanted roof, which side would it roll off of?
E:: How did the dead baby cross the road? (just a stupid one.. but go ahead and guess!)
Sorry if I repeated any!
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161-On the right track.
162-That’s Venus, not Mercury.
167-But then they’d still be almost 24 hours apart. You’re really close, though.
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171-
C: None. Noah was the one with the ark.
D: Neither. Roosters can’t lay eggs.
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172 – No, Venus is the one that orbits backward.
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yea to sand deamons question in number 2. the answer is- one word. think about it can you change “nor do we” into ONE WORD.
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20- ok first one is he cut them off the tree cuz he SAW them, (maybe), #2 is a fish, #3 i dont know, #4 is an egg, Bonus- you are reading the hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien
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23- he stood on a block of ice and put a noose around his neck, then the ice melted and he hung himself
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16- 1 a bird came in through the window and tried to get the fish and knocked the bowl over
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ooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkk
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171- B- Icicle. C- none. D- neither.
176- The first one is wrong, the second one is right, the fourth is right, and the bonus is right.
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moses didnt take any animals on the ark noah did
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ok to the answer to #157 i think #167 is wrong, the brother that celebrated the birthday 2 days later was a year and 2 days older than his brother
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ok i have a riddle for you guys, you might have heard it before.
Which weights more? all the trains that go through Grand Central station in a year, or all the trees cut down every year to make U.S. currency?
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182- They’re twins.
183- The trains. US currency is cotton, or something.
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A convicted criminal gets to choose the way he is to die. The choice he makes lets him live until he is very old. What choice did he make?
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185- He chose to die of old age?
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Dang you got it
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Yay!
Here’s a riddle. It’s not a very good one, at least not for me, but some people might find it easy:
A man is found dead with a rock next to him. Who is he and how did he die? (Hint: he’s a fictional character.)
Here’s another one:
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The barman sticks a gun in her face and she walks out saying thank you. Why?
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182-No, they’re twins.
188, second riddle-She had the hicups.
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189- Correct.
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What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but not once in a hundred thousand years?
What is round as dishpan, deep as a tub, and still the ocean couldn’t fill it up?
I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?
What is it that you can keep after giving it to someone else?
That’s all I’m going to give you for now.
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191- The answer to the first one is “the letter m”. I don’t know the others.
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192- Yup. The second one is fairly easy too.
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184-pt. 2 yea srry but thats wrong/ try again
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Trains don’t go through Grand Central Station. It’s subways. But I always think of them as the same thing, somehow.
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I don’t think anybody answered these two I came up with:
Riddle: Bunnies here, bunnies there, bunnies, bunnies every where ne’er.
Bunnies come, bunnies go, ne’er bunnies not no show.
Three, then eight, then 1,042.
How many bunnies were there?
Hehehheheheh…
Here’s a really good riddle: I’m on the blog, sometimes one way, somtimes another way, mice move, I do too. Heheheh…
Don’t say GAPAs! I think it might be easy, but it depends if you go to one page or another page.
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196- 1. 1,053? 2. An arrow hand? A HPB?
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197- I’m sorry, but no.
Please keep guessing!!!
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1042.
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199-I’m sorry again, but no.
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A million!
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201-Again, no. Please keep trying-for both of them.
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Umm, the second one is the random thread? Or the chameleon thread?
The first one… None! Of course, there are now, but there wasn’t always.
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203- YES!!!!!!! For the bunnies, anyway. I had to use weird and bad grammar to make people try to count the numbers, but really they just had to count the various forms of “no”! Good job. *sends apple turnover to Alice*
Whoops, in the second riddle it should be “sometimes”, not “somtime”. But keep trying for that second one!
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whats brown and stickey?
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a stick
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Um, why did you answer your own riddle one minute later before the GAPAs could have moderated the first post?
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Alice, 191-
a the letter m
b a hole
c ?
d a cold
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206 – that was random.
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208- a. Right. b. Wrong. c. ? d. One of the two right answers.
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first blog ever! started with the napoleon b. issue!
just red about this place
riddle:
you ask your mother for a fried egg but she gives you too and you eat them both. Who is better at arithmetic, you at your mom? HEE HEE HEE!!!!!! BURN FIRE BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*pies Pyromaniac because s/he is a newbie* You aren’t going to post comments about fire in all of your posts, are you? Also, I think that the answer is neither.
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Uh… My mom. She’s way older.
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The ones that noone answered from 171:
A:: We are all small Creatures,
We have many different features,
One of us in glass is set,
One of us is in jet,
Another one may be found in tin,
The fourth one is boxed within,
And if the fifth you persue,
It can never fly from you.
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Nobody has answered this riddle yet:
Peter celebrated his birthday on one day, and two days later his older twin brother, Paul, celebrated his birthday. How could this be?
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214- Vowels.
215- They were in different time zones.
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Please answer this one!
Here’s a really good riddle: I’m on the blog, sometimes one way, somtimes another way, mice move, I do too. Heheheh…
Don’t say GAPAs! I think it might be easy, but it depends if you go to one page or another page.
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I’ve tried! It’s not that little arrow hand? Are you sure?
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216-But then they’d still be on consecutive days.
If nobody has answered it by post 257 I’ll tell the answer.
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257? That’s random.
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hi first post here just heard that this place rocks!
riddle: you ask your mother for a fried egg and she gives you two. you eat them both. who is better at arithmetic?
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how on earth do i get h.p.b.’s onto my posts? just asking.
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222-PLEASE see the HG2MB!!! I recommend printing it out too. Those smiley codes get confusing.
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Nobody has ever gotten this one, not even me! Good luck, fellow m.b.’s!
Thanx, Red-tailed HAWK! Hey, is your evil smiley the devil? Just wondering.
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oh man! i can’t get the Word Press doodad system. oh well! anyway, i———oh darn it! just realized i overlooked the first post i made. sorry messed up that once oh well anyway… i HAVE read the rules now, so i won’t screw up like i did (if i already have) but i don’t intend to lose any virtual choklit (what is it, chocolate, or does it stand for something?) Anybody think they have the answer to my riddle???? Weeellllll????
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220-Not exactly. That’s 100 posts after I originally posted it.
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My mom says neither. I say your mother, because she’s older.
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Um, you because eggs help your brain somehow? Or because she didn’t realize you wanted two? Hmmm…
I won’t fine you, because you are a newbie!!!
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i got another! 1-what doesn’t move but runs around a field?
2- what is round and all around? And 228-the eggs don’t get you smarter. It is probably you, because your mom used reasoning to figure that you would need two not one. Either that, or she can’t count correctly. (211 and 221 riddle is from a poem called Arithmetic by some famous poet (not Edgar Allen Poe) that i read about at school).
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229- 1- A fence. 2- The sun.
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good try, but the sun doesn’t move.
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231- Oh yes. It doesn’t. It only looks like it moves, because we do.
How about the first one?
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you were correct. anyway, when somebody gets the answer to my riddle, i will think of more i know. (let me know if i repeat one that has already been asked, because this thread is too long for me to read in one day)
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hey! nobody figured out 191 riddle #3! is it pencil lead (graphite, to be exact)?
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217-i think i have it! is it those moving smilies? if it is, is it a specific one?
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234- Yup!
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wait a minute. both times on this page it says that the “older” brother was the one who had his birthday later. if that is true, than how can he be older? Did whoever originally put that riddle up make an error, or did whoever came up with that riddle make an error? or is that correct? if so, then that occurrence couldn’t work. *pies cat’s meow for possible error* *pies everyone for not seeing that possible error*
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out of a dog, a cat, a human, a goat, and a tiger, how many feet are there?
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237-It was typed correctly. The brother who held his birthday later was born first. *wonders if I’ve REALLY confused you now*
Less than 20 posts to go!
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oh, sorry. my mistake. was the plane/cruise ship idea at 167 correct?
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sorry. *hands cat’s meow a towel* *hands everyone else a pie disguised as a towel*
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whoops! i didn’t see that my little brother had not changed my name back. sorry! =P =P =P =0 ——[} (=
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whoops! i didn’t see that my little brother had not changed my name back. sorry! *pies self* self =(——–[} (= self
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sorry-that was a computer glitch. go ahead. pie me. *gets pied*
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is it that the first guy was born on/in a moving vehicle on March 1st, and then they crossed time zones and it became 1 hour earlier, so that it was Feb. 29 (leap year). But on the birthdays which weren’t on leap year, he had hid b-day on the 28th. then on the 4th one, which was a leap year, he did as he always had and had it on the 28th, making them 2 days apart. =) =) =) =) =)
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Please answer the riddle on post 217!!! And it isn’t those smiley dudes. I won’t give the answer at exactly 100 posts later, because that would be in five posts.
245-You may be right about that riddle, but I think I have the answer here: They were twin brothers, but to other people, i. e. if they were named Bob and Joe, Bob’s brother was Frank, and Joe’s brother might be Bill. That might explain the day-difference.
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Is it a link?
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6-TOO EASY. Man!
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ahem…Bob and Bill are identical twins, but Bob was born on May 1st, and Bill on May 2nd. How?
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249 – One of them was born 11:50ish PM May 1, and the other was born 12:10ish AM May 2. TOO EASY. Man!
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24- The sun and a sunflower.
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251- Yup.
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was i right at 235, or had it been answered?
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253-Nope. And I think not. I will post it yet AGAIN to make it obvious:
Here’s a really good riddle: I’m on the blog, sometimes one way, somtimes another way, mice move, I do too. Heheheh…
Don’t say GAPAs! I think it might be easy, but it depends if you go to one page or another page.
PLEASE ANSWER IT SOMEBODY!!! Except the GAPAs because they know everything so it wouldn’t be fair
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245-I have no clue what you just said, but it’s so close and got all the right elements that I’ll just say the right answer anyways.
Okay, so say the brothers were named Fred and George. (The HP reference was an accident, I swear!)
Fred was born on March 1st at 12:05am in a moving vehicle heading West. Then they cross the time zone line. So then, about 10 minutes later, at 11:15 local time on Feb 28, George is born. Fast forward 7 years. First George has his birthday on the 28th, even though he is technically younger than Fred. Then there is Feb 29, because it is a leap year! So, by the time Fred has his birthday, it has been 2 calender days since George celebrated his.
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254- Gahh!
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This post makes it six posts past 100 posts since that riddle (the on I put in post 254). GUESS!!! KEEP TRYING!!! YOU_WILL_GET_IT_RIGHT_EVENTUALLY!!!
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Is it that sidebar thing that scrolls down the page?
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258-I’m sorry, but no again. I will post it again so you can see it clearly:
Here’s a really good riddle: I’m on the blog, sometimes one way, somtimes another way, mice move, I do too. Heheheh…
Don’t say GAPAs! I think it might be easy, but it depends if you go to one page or another page.
PLEASE ANSWER IT SOMEBODY!!!
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It’s a cursor, isn’t it?
I’ve been thinking that from the beginning, but I couldn’t remember what it was called.
Am I right?
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260-Nope. Let me see what I can put in bold to make this clear…
Here’s a really good riddle: I’m on the blog, sometimes one way, somtimes another way, mice move, I do too. Heheheh…
Don’t say GAPAs! I think it might be easy, but it depends if you go to one page or another page.
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Can’t you just tell us?
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261- An HPB? A pie? A word highlight? Letters?
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261- Is it those links on the bottom of the page that take you to the previous and next page.
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Please look at this part closely: but it depends if you go to one page or another page.
I have another hint if that’s not enough. Good luck to you!
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It’s not enough! I went from one page to another. I came up with that last answer.
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Okay then, here’s another hint: It’s not on a BLOG page, but on this site. That should help (tell me if it doesn’t).
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I don’t really know what you’re talking about. Is it the calendar?
Oh. I see. Well, while I’m acting like a complete idiot, is the answer Muse?
Told ya I was acting like a complete idiot.
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oops, I forgot about “mice move, I do too.” It’s not Muse. Sorry.
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Is it the Muses? Or one of the Muses?
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Muse does move when we scroll down the page!
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Is it the Koko on the front page? @_@ No, really, I’m confused. More hints!
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What never gets old?
The fountain of youth!
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278-Great. Of course, I can’t answer that because you already did. Whatever.
Anyway, it is Koko on the front page. He turns upside down when you move your “mouse” over him. And it depended upon “which page you go to” because I think some people (usually me too) just go directly to the blog and don’t get to see all the other cool stuff the GAPAs put up.
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Woah! That’s so cool! *obsessively rolls her mouse over Koko*
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279 – I’ve been all over the nooks and crannies of the website. There’s some good stuff!
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Oh this thread/
Is very dead/
Yes it is/
Oh yes it is/
Much to my woe.
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What a shame. We’re almost to part 2!
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Here’s a riddle! I don’t know the answer(s) though. Or not all of them.
What’s the sociable tree, and the dancing tree,
And the tree that is nearest the sea;
The most yielding tree, the busiest tree,
And the tree where ships may be?
The languishing tree, the least selfish tree,
And the tree that bears a curse;
The chronologist’s tree, the fisherman’s tree,
And the tree like an Irish nurse?
The tell-tale tree, and the traitor tree,
And the tree that’s the warmest clad;
The layman’s restraint, and the housewife’s tree,
And the tree that makes one sad?
The tree that with death befrights you,
The tree that your wants would supply,
The tree that to travel invites you,
And the tree that forbids you to die?
The tree that will fight, and the tree that obeys you,
And the tree that never stands still;
The tree that got up, and the tree that is lazy,
And the tree neither up nor down hill?
The tree to be kissed, and the dandiest tree,
The tree guiding ships to go forth;
The tree of the people, the unhealthiest tree,
And the tree whose wood faces north?
The tree in a battle, the tree in a fog,
And the tree that bids the joints pain;
The terrible tree when schoolmasters flog,
And the tree a mother and child do name.
The emulous tree, the industrious tree,
And the tree that warms mutton when cold;
The reddest brown tree and the reddest blue tree,
And the tree one becomes ere one’s old?
The treacherous tree, the contemptible tree,
The tree to which wines are inclined;
The tree that causes each townsman to flee,
And what round fair ankles are twined?
The tree that’s entire, and the tree that is split,
The tree half given by doctors when ill;
The tree that we offer to friends when we meet,
And the tree we may use as a quill?
The tree that’s immortal, and the trees that are not,
And the tree that must pass through the fire;
The tree that in Latin can ne’er be forgot,
And in English we all most admire?
The Egyptian plague tree, the tree that is dear,
And what round itself doth entwine;
The tree that in billiards must ever be near,
And the tree that by Cockneys is turned into wine?
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284- Grape vine? .:?::?::?:.
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Where did you find that?
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285- I don’t know. You’re supposed to identify 65 tree names from the 19th century. I only know a few because I looked at the answers.
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287 – WHAT never mind then.
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286- Um, I’ll go see.
thinks.com, which got it from The Book of Riddles, from Amazon.
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What has a limb but never walks,
What has a mouth but never talks,
What has a bed but never sleeps,
What has a path but never leaps?
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290-a river? i’m not sure how it has a limb but the ret seems to fit.
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290- Is that one riddle, or several?
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Oh, I see. It is a river. A limb would be a branch of the river.
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Ummmmmmm. Very close to 300 posts, at which point people will post more riddles, maybe?
Lives without a body, hears without ears, speaks without a mouth, to which the air alone gives birth.
And Cat’s Meow, what is the answer to your twins riddle? Are they twins but not brothers?
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294 – Stumped.
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295- Well then, just to keep things moving (very slowly), I’ll give you the answer.
An echo.
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Please can we have a new thread? We’re almost to 300 posts!
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297 – I suggest you join
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298- Okay…………………………………………..
But I thought “blatant filler posts” didn’t count?
(Ha. That was one.)
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What looks like tractors, smells like tractors, and feels like tractors, but isn’t a tractor?
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300- Tractors. Can’t fool me, I posted the pear riddle! (A man without eyes saw pears on a tree. He did not take pears, he did not leave pears. Now how can that be?)
Can we have a new thread now?
first post?
now for a riddle: can you turn the phrase “nor do we” into one word?
(it’s not what you think it is.)
so is anyone here, or are they just trying to crhdeip my riddle?
2- woodern? Okay, not really. I ‘m just guessing.
Hi. 4rd post?
2-Erm…arg…*****…GGGGGRRRRR!!!!!!
Okay, I know someone knows this but oh well: How is a raven like a writing desk?Mwee hee hee…
1 – The fine is 1 peice of virtual chokolit.
2 – Dunno.
Here’s a riddle from Ancient Egypt: What walks on four legs, then two legs, then three legs? (Of course, nowadays the riddle would be What walks on four legs, then two legs, then six legs?)
2-Thats a good one! ANSWER: One word!
I’m a little bit confused. Do you mean the actual answer is one word, or that the answer consists of a single word?
Bye!
7 – u got it.
6 – nice one. the answer is: a human. first we crawl on 4 legs/arms, then walk on 2 legs, then use 3/4 “legs” using a cane or walker. (or it could be wheels with a wheelchair.)
#2 reminds me of an old riddle: Which word is always pronounced incorrectly?
8- The answer is actually “one word”
5- It’s not.
10- incorrectly
a) What word starts with “e”, ends with “e”, and has one letter in it?
b)A man has a fox, a hen and a bag of corn. He has to get them all across the river, but his boat can only fit one of them with him at a time. If he leaves the fox alone with the hen, the fox will eat the hen. If he leaves the hen alone with the corn, the hen will eat the corn. How does he get them all safely across the river?
c)One hundred feet up in the air, it lies with its back on the ground. What is it?
d) Without me all things would die./I fall quickly from on high./Devoured I am with teeth of green,/ but still I come, and still I’m seen.
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a) e.
b) He rows the goose to the other side. Then he rows back and brings the fox to the other side. Then he rows back with the goose and brings the bag of corn to the other side. Then he rows back and carries the goose to the other side.
c) still thinking.
d) rain.
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a)Wrong.
b)Right.
c)This is a tough one. A hint: some of the words can have more than one meaning.
d)That’s actually a better answer than the real one, which is sunlight.
13-Is “e” a word?
5-You got that riddle from Alice In Wonderland!! OMG I LOVE THAT BOOK! THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THAT ONE!!!
6-That riddle is in Harry Potter 4, but I couldn’t remember it. I just knew that is what the Harry had to answer before he could pass the sphinx in the maze(That is only in the book. If you haven’t read it, just seen the movie, read it!! Its so much better than the movie, like always)
I’ve got two now. Some people might have heard them:
1. Bob and Jerry are dead on the floor. THe window is open 7 inches, and glass and water is all over the floor. How did they die?
2. I am the beginning of enlightenment, but the end of every race/I am the beginning of everybodym, but the end of every face. What am I? It is not what you think it is.
Riddles:
1. I can be loud, I can be quiet, but I can’t speek.
2. I am very bright. I am also very hot.
3. I am cold and have a light.
4. I can sing, but you must bow.
5. I run, but only in one direction.
6. I have four legs, but no back.
7. I have leaves, a spine, and no legs.
8. I am large, blue, and sometimes speckled with white.
9. I have strings, am green, and skinny.
10. I am red, short, and attractive.
I made all of those up myself, or if they have been said before, I have never heard of them. heehee!
Good luck to you.
16- 1. I don’t know. 2. E.
16-1. Maybe that’s just another one of those cat-eats-goldfish-stories? Sounds like it.
Another riddle even though nobody has even answered my first 10: What is round, flat, and has music on it? That one is easy…
YAYAYAYAY FOR BUNNIES YAY! Sorry, I just love bunnies and this post has a riddle in it so please don’t zap it!
5- They both produce very flat notes.
I am answering each riddle as I see them and not looking at other peoples’ answers. Just so you know.
6- A man. Four legs when he’s a baby, two legs when he’s a kid/adult, and five (or six) legs when he’s old and uses a cane. That’s the oldest known riddle, I think. But I’m not sure.
10- Incorrectly.
12- a) e. b) Um, he takes the goose over, then he takes the grain over and takes the goose back, then he takes the fox over, then he takes the goose over. What I want to know is why he’s taking a fox anywhere. c) I’m not sure. d) Rain?
16- ?????
17- 1. Wind? 2. The Sun? 3. No idea. 4. Once again, no idea. 5. A clock? 6. A table or a stool. 7. Something prickly, but I don’t know what. 8. The sky, maybe. 9. Don’t know. A string bean. 10. Uhh…
And here are few more riddles.
A man without eyes, saw pears on a tree, he did not take pears, he did not leave pears, now how can that be?
Alive without breath, as cold as death, never thirsty, ever drinking, clad in mail, never clinking.
An eye in a blue face saw an eye in a green face. That eye is like to this eye, but in a low place, not a high place.
A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid.
Bonus question: What am I reading currently?
20-I’m afraid you only got #8 right. I will answer your riddles in a minute. I am sort of multi-tasking here…
Ok, I’m back…
20-a. Er, he was seeing things. I don’t know!
b. Um, I don’t think this is right, but is it a mail truck? c. Suddenly the sky grew an eye and so did the ground? d. That’s funny… It isn’t a box if it doesn’t even have a lid, is it?
I don’t want to put up any more riddles until people have answered all of mine.
12 – (c) A centipede. (not technically correct, but that’s the answer.)
Riddle: a man is found dead in a room locked from the inside. the room has no windows. the man was found suspended 5 feet above the ground with a rope around his neck, and only a puddle of water beneath him. there is nothing else in the room. how did he die?
I’ll have another go at yours.
1. A baby?
2. A coal forge! Just kidding, but not really.
3. A refrigerator!
4. A bird. Um, probably not, but I might as well try.
I’m going to rephrase one of my riddles:
An eye in a blue face saw an eye in a green face. That eye is like to this eye, said the first eye, but in a low place, not a high place.
17. 1 wind
2. sun
3. moon?
4. violin
5. clock
6. table
7. a tree
8. egg?
9. string bean
10. ?
those are hard, I don’t think I got any right.
20. he ate the pears there.
b unknown
c unknown
d an egg
New riddles;
Thirty-two white horses standing on a blood red hill. First they stamp, then the clamp, and then they stand still.
Once there was a one story house that was painted pink. Everything in it was pink. The walls were pink, the couch was pink, the chairs were pink, the lamp was pink, even the dog was pink. What color were the stairs?
Once there was a family that had a mom, a dad, a baby, a girl, a boy, and two maids named Greta and Maria. They lived in a round house. One day when the dad came home from work the maid was dead. He asked his wife, “Did you kill Maria?”
“No,” his wife replied, “I was cleaning the dishes.”
The man asked his daughter, “Did you kill Maria?”
“No,” the girl replied, “I was playing with my dolls.”
The man asked his son, “Did you kill Maria?”
“No,” The boy replied, I was playing with my trucks.”
“The man asked the baby, “Did you kill Maria?”
“Goo goo ga ga,” the baby said.
The man asked Greta, “Did you kill Maria?”
“No,” Greta replied, “I was cleaning the corners.”
Who killed Maria?
25- You got the last one right, but not the first one.
a. Teeth.
b. There weren’t any.
c. The dad?
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Or else the baby killed Maria.
26- a and b were right, but not c
25- Oh duh! There aren’t any corners! Greta!
28- Just wait till you see my next comment!
23- He stood on a (very large) ice cube and it melted.
Good job. Greta is right.
Here is a riddle I made up a looooooooooooong time ago.
What’s a rat doing in the middle of the road?
Coffin; baby boy.
16- Bob and Jerry are finsh. The bowl got knocked over.
20- The Hobbit, when Frodo is in the cave and playing the riddle game with Gollum. I can answer all of those, i”ve read the hobbit several times.
23- He hung himself. Stood on a black of ice and when it melted, be-bye Mr. Parson. (yes, I am feeling cheerfully morbid today. Why do you ask?)
Ok, so I’m just answering aall the ones I know, I don’t know if people have already answered them
12 c- a centipede?
17-1. my dog
2.the sun
3.?
4.?
5.a river
dunno the rest
20-I don’t know any of them, but I think i’ve heard the last one before
23- he hung himself
35-oh, duh, the hobbit, that’s where i’ve heard those riddles
OK, I have 2 riddles:
1. Sisters or brothers I have none but this man is my father’s son. Who am I?
2. As I was going to saint Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits (short for kittens)How many were going to Saint Ives?
oh, I lied, I have more than 2 riddles:
3. how far can you run into the woods?
4. someone lives in a square house and every side faces south. they look outside and see a bear, what color is the bear?
I have more, I’m saving them for later
36- 1. unknown
2. one.
3. halfway. then you are running out.
4. white.
OK, Poeple have answered most of my riddles. If you want to test your skills still, do NOT read the following:
Answers: 1. a pianoforte. 2. the sun 3. a refridgerator 4. a violin 5. river 6. a stool 7. (the really tricky one) a book 8. the sky 9. asparagus 10. a fire hydrant. heheheh, I'm good at this! YAYAYAY!OK, here are a few more…
1. I am strong, invisible, and invincible.
2. I am in you and in a plant too.
3. I make noise and flash.
4. I look grey sometimes, but blue others.
5. I am cute and popular.
6. I am everywhere always, but never at the same time.
7. I am also everywhere, but sometimes in other forms in other places.
8. I am almost always below you, but you wouldn’t be there without me.
9. I never stop moving.
10. You see better with me, but I am only made from glass.
11. I am the only thing that thinks about itself.
12. I am always noisy.
Good luck.
Wait, wait, wait. Why can’t he just take the fox and grain over, and then bring the goose? This whole rowing back and forth business seems really very unnecessary.
37- There are no bears in the south pole.
1. the wind
2. cells
3. storms (lightning and thunder)
4. the sky
5. ?
6. ?
7. water
8. ground
9. wind
10. glasses
11. ?
12. ?
these are really hard!
36-#4: I know that one. White! I think we should only use our own riddles. Unless the riddle is really interesting. Like?
39-It’s an old riddle where he can only take one at a time in the little boat. And if all of your walls face South, you are living on the North pole. Anyways,
If he is in the north pole then every direction is south. there are polar bears at the north pole, which are right.
Why is every direction south? I could just be asking a really stupid question here, but what happened to east and west?
40-Thank you! I am trying to make them hard… You got 1 and 8 right! KEEP GUESSING EVERYBODY!
Hey Kiki, hear about the coyote in Chicago? heheh, neat.
ANOTHER riddle: I am fast and loud. Please keep guessing!
Sorry for double-posting, but…44-Think about it. If you are at exactly the North pole, you can’t go any farther North, so everywhere is South of you. You would actually have to stand on the exact spot for it to work, but if you were as skinny as a pin, and stood there, you could turn all the way around and not see anything East or West. Did that help?
Joke:
Girl- Did you hear about the actress Reese who killed her husband?
Boy- Reese Witherspoon
Girl- No, With her knife.
I’m out of riddles.
Okay, this one is my sister’s friend’s.
You are in a concrete box with no doors or windows. The only things with you are a mirror and a table. How do you get out?
hint: think of words with more than one meaning.
48-I’ve known that for years. I’ve always done it verbally, though, and i’m not sure how to do it without *gulp* misspelling something. hmm…..
Look in the mirror and remember what you saw. Use the saw to saw the table in half, put the two halves together to make a (w)hole, put then whole in the wall and walk out.
I have one. I hope nobody’s done it already, but I haven’t read the whole thread thoroughly.
Poor people have it, rich people need it, and if you eat it you will die. What is it?
35- Yep! I used to read that chapter over and over again. Except it’s not Frodo, it’s Blibo.
36- 1. One. 3. Halfway. After that you’re running out of the woods.
38- I said a stool and you said it was wrong.
3. A storm
4. The sea?
8. The ground
10. Spectacles.
48- Break the mirror in half, then put the two halves together. Since two halves make a whole, put the hole on the wall and climb out.
35-That is right, but if the bowl merely got knocked over, what does the window have to do with it? Think of who killed them!
Prarilius-good job on getting my second one. It is e.
sorry! I am posting alot, but i am just coming up with a lot of stuff! New riddles:
1.A man is found dead near a field of green, surrounded by 52 bicycles. How did he die? The answer is harder than you may think. GAPAs, can you answer this one? I want to see how good you are at riddles.
2.There once was a horse that one great fame. What do you think was this great horse’s name? *Hint*punctuation*hint hint*
25-the horse one is teeth, the one about the pink house is that there are no stairs! It is a one story house!
Red-Tailed HAWK:
1. Wind
2. Cells
3. Camera
4. Sky
5. Hot pink bunnies?
6. ?
7. Gravity
8. The ground
9. The earth
10. Glasses
11. Humans
12. You (just kidding!)
a. What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
b. You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
c. ok. there’s a round pink house. in it live a little boy, a little girl, a father, a mother, a dog, and a maid. one day the boy is found dead. the father says: “i couldn’t’ve done it; i was mowing the lawn!” the mother says: “not me- i was doing the dishes!” the sister says: “nope. i was outside with the dog!” the maid says: “no way it could have been me; i was cleaning the corners!” who killed the boy? (yes, i know; it’s simple, especially when it’s written down…)
d. Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
gotta go. my april must just came.
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b. the outside?
c. The maid.
55- a) A stamp.
Okay.
a) There’s a boat in the water. On either side of the boat is a rope ladder. The rungs are spaced six inches apart. Three rungs are underwater. If the water is rising at an two inches an hour, how long will it be before the fourth rung is covered?
b) How is a beehive like a rotten potato?
16—FYI-the riddle in harry potter 4 isnt that one. It goes like this-
First think of the person who lives in disguise
who deals in secrets but tells naught but lies
next, tell me what’s always the last thing to mend
the middle of the middle and the end of the end?
and finally the sound that’s often heard
during the search for a hard-to-find word
now string them together, and answer me this,
which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
58- It’s spider. I answered that mostly from memory, though, so it doesn’t really count.
If each riddle I get on the first try is worth one point, and each riddle I miss takes away one point, I have 11 or 12 points. Not counting the Harry Potter one.
12: a. “envelope”
c. a skyscraper?
55: b. hard-boiled egg
d. fire
57: a. never, the rungs will rise with the boat
54-YOU admitting hpbs are cute??? You got 1 and 8 right. I have actually forgotten what #s 4 and 5 are, but I know your choices were not correct. I hope somebody guesses those correctly to remind me of what they are! heehee!
I should get to the other threads now… 
here’s a great one. what number, when written out, has the same number of straight lines as the number itself? for example, NINETEEN has 24 straight lines, which is not the same as the number itself. also, you cannot use numbers that, when written out, have curved lines, such as TWENTY FOUR. got it? oh, and the number written out (obviously) has to be in caps. i shall moniter this thread looking for the right answer. starting…NOW! *click*
52 ~ The riddle is, “a man was found dead surrounded by 53 bicycles. why was he killed? and how?” i have the answer, anyhow. i won’t tell it just so the GAPAs can answer it.
31, 35 ~ correct. he hung himself while standing on a block of ice. how he got the ice there is a mystery. (that’s one big icecube maker.)
still awaiting moderation? my posts were posted 15 minutes ago!! they’re perfectly harmless.
12- A) Envelope.
May I point out, I am not looking at others answers. Someone might already have said this.
62- FOUR.
64~ Patience young grasshopper, the GAPAs have jobs, and possibly other lives.
I don’t know any besides ones that I got from the Hobbit, so:
~A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet inside a golden treasure is hid
~What’s in my pocket?
~Bob and Joe share a small hut all winter, and get into lots of arguments. then one day after a particularly heated argument, Joe gets up and leaves, throwing a chair out of his way and slaming the door on his way out. The next day, he is found dead, stabbed in the back just outside the door. no weapon is found on Bob. Who killed Joe?????
Not very good, but that’s all I have.
66 ~ noo…i said that you can’t use numbers that have curved lines when written out. so numbers like FOUR, SIX, and THIRTY are out. try to read all the instructions next time.
67 ~ bob? i mean, he could have just thrown the knife (or sword or whatever) away after he killed bob.
ack!! what i meant to say on my previous post was that he could have thrown the knife away after he killed joe. sorry.
A man is found dead, hanged from the 1000-foot-high ceiling. All that is found under the body is a puddle. How did he die.
STUPID JOKES FROM DC
1. Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
2. Why did the man fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.
3. Why did the woman fall off the motorcycle?
Because she got hit by a refrigerator.
4. Why did the space shuttle blow up?
Because the engines were made of bread.
:shrug:
A man falls out of a tree. How did he die? Take hints from my previous post. I shall give the answer in two days. Start thinking as of now when you read the period at the end of this unneccessarily long snetence *pie* *pie* *pie* NOIW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
68- I know, I realized that after I’d posted. Sorry.
67- The Hobbit is my main source of riddles, too.
Spell “effigy” in 3 letters.
Spell “enemy” In 3 letters. (There’s two answers to this one.)
Spell “Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread” in 49 letters.
73- enemy=foe
I don’t know the others.
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Effigy. FEG. Or maybe FIG.
Enemy. NME.
70- He stood on an ice cube.
71- He fell out of a tree.
No one answered my Pears riddle! Should I give the answer?
67- I have no idea what you have in your pocket, but Bilbo had a ring.
(62)- TWENTY-NINE (except the hyphen)
Here’s a dumb one I got from Swensen’s restaurant:
What can go up the chimney down and down the chimney down but can’t go up the chimney up or down the chimney up?
79-What?
Alice, what pears riddle? I can’t find it.
Nobody has answered all of my riddles!
Here are more…
1. I come in every color, but I can’t be measured.
2. I am wet, but can be any darkness.
3. I am very unpredictable, and come in several types.
Those are all I will put until the rest of mine are answered.
The
80- A man without eyes saw pears on a tree. He did not take pears, he did not leave pears, now how can that be?
I don’t really expect anyone to know it, ’cause I got it out of some vintage-looking beginning readers book at my grandma’s house. It’s a really good and unguessable riddle though.
I’ll try to answer your riddles now. You gave answers to the first set, so….
1. I am strong, invisible, and invincible.
Uh… Achilles wearing iron shoes and an invisibility cloak?
2. I am in you and in a plant too.
Water?????
3. I make noise and flash.
A storm.
4. I look grey sometimes, but blue others.
It could be the sky, but you already used that one, so I’ll say the sea.
5. I am cute and popular.
Gosh, I don’t know.
6. I am everywhere always, but never at the same time.
??????
7. I am also everywhere, but sometimes in other forms in other places.
???????
8. I am almost always below you, but you wouldn’t be there without me.
The ground.
9. I never stop moving.
The Sun.
10. You see better with me, but I am only made from glass.
Glasses.
11. I am the only thing that thinks about itself.
A brain?
12. I am always noisy.
Lots of things are noisy, but always noisy? A stereo.
Dreadful answers, but answers. Next set.
1. I come in every color, but I can’t be measured.
A rainbow.
2. I am wet, but can be any darkness.
Water.
3. I am very unpredictable, and come in several types.
People?
Well, I tried.
52- I know that one! he was playing cards and somehow lost a bet or something… (Bicycle is a brand of cards)
79-umbrella
Iwould like the answer to the pears riddles please. I give up.
Alright, here’s the answer:
STOP RIGHT HERE IF YOU STILL WANT TO GUESS!!!!!!!
He had eye, not eyes. There were two pears, and he took one and left one. See?
81- You got 2, 8, and 11 right from the first clump. Er, I guess I won’t tell the answers just yet. Don’t give the answer to the pear one yet; I want to keep working on that!
Well, guess I’ll sign off now. You know there aren’t many people on the blog when almost the entire recent posts box is filled with your own posts. Well, Easter break is here, so I will see you guys in the morning! Good night (or good morning, depending where you live I guess).
I’ve got one. When I originally heard this one it rhymed, but I can’t remember it in that much detail.
I caught the following fish:
Six without a head.
Half of eight blue fish.
Nine without a tail.
Ten without an eye.
How many fish did I catch?
86- Seventeen?
no one guessed mine! it’s not that hard, is it? it was post 49, i think. someone guess please!
88- It is that hard! I’m trying, but I can’t come up with anything that poor people have and rich people need.
I’m really, really sorry.
I’ll think about it.
86 – ZERO.
86 – It goes,
I went fishing by the lot,
this is what I got,
6 without a head,
9 without a tail,
10 without an eye,
0 whole fish prevailed.
Now you tell me as I ask it,
how many fish are in my basket?
Or something like that.
6 without a head = 0! No top part of the 6.
9 without a tail = 0! No bottom part of the 9.
10 without an eye = 0! No ” I ” in the 10.
That riddles a good one
86- none, because none was a whole fish?
88- Sorry, can’t think of anything just yet.
88-Dirt? i. e. dirt poor? Just trying…
12. It doesn’t seem like this one has been answered (I skipped reading a few posts…sry)
a. an envelope
This one’s kinda morbid but…
A guy goes to a bar, gets drunk, comes home. He goes up stairs, turns out the light and goes to bed. The next morning he waked up, looks at the front page of the newspaper and commits suicide (because of what it said regarding his actions during the previous night)….
O, shoot, forgot the ending:
Why did he commit suicide?
95-Because of what he did???
Riddle: Bunnies here, bunnies there, bunnies, bunnies every where ne’er.
Bunnies come, bunnies go, ne’er bunnies not no show.
Three, then eight, then 1,042.
How many bunnies were there?
Hehehheheheh…
61 – Part of the reason I hate HPBs is because they are so dang cute. If they weren’t cute, I probably wouldn’t hate them so much. I mean, bunnies taking over MuseBlog would be okay, but CUTE bunnies? Come on!
96 – 1053.
20-wrong.
87: wrong
89: the answer is “nothing”
91-92: you got it.
Here’s another one:
There was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister, yet he was considered normal by all he knew. Why?
97-Oh. You’re wrong about the riddle, though.
I got 100th post! w00t!
99-I guess the people he knew didn’t care. I know why it was possible for him to be born before his father, though!
99- The guy who married his sister was a priest, but I’m not sure about the rest of the riddle.
Ah, now I see… 99-He was born in front of his father, must have killed his mother while being born, and was a priest (as Alice said)!
103: Yeppers. You guys are quick!
What do you call a fish without any eyes?
105- A fsh.
Here’s a riddle from Ancient Egypt: What walks on four legs, then two legs, then three legs? (Of course, nowadays the riddle would be What walks on four legs, then two legs, then six legs?)
That’s not from ancient egypt! That’s from Edipos Rex! IT’S A PLAY!
Here’s my favorite poem which is a twist on the myth. It’s by Murial Rukeyser. (sorry about the lines. I copy and pasted this, and it messed it up. oh well.)
Myth
Long afterward, Oedipus, old and blinded, walked the roads. He smelled a familiar smell. It was the Sphinx. Oedipus said “I want to ask one question. Why didn’t I recognize my mother?” “You gave the wrong answer,’ said the Sphinx. “But that was what made everything possible,”said Oedipus. “No,” she said. “When I asked, What walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon, and three in the evening, you answered, Man. You didn’t say anything about woman.” “When you say Man,” said Oedipus, “you include women too. Everyone knows that.” She said, “That’s what you think.”
This thread is very slow, and I used up all my riddles!
Maybe I should have another go at Red Tailed HAWK’s, ‘cuz then he might post more.
1. I am strong, invisible, and invincible.
God? Honest, that’s all I can think of, and I’m not being religious.
3. I make noise and flash.
A TV.
4. I look grey sometimes, but blue others.
Okay, I’ll say the sky this time.
5. I am cute and popular.
Was it decided that this was HPB’s?
6. I am everywhere always, but never at the same time.
??????
7. I am also everywhere, but sometimes in other forms in other places.
???????
9. I never stop moving.
A river.
10. You see better with me, but I am only made from glass.
A magnifying glass.
12. I am always noisy.
The Ocean.
99-you got it!
I can’t think of any more. hmmmm……..
what is ROUND and TASTEY and GOOD FOR THROWING AT PEOPLE!?!?!?!
i know, i know, it’s way too hard.
23- he stood on a block of ice! yay!
110-Pie.
108-here are the answers:
1. wind.
2. water
3. tv
4. Sky
5. hpb
6. time
7. space
8. soil
9. movement
10. magnifying glass
11. brain
12. noise
You got some of them right, and I think 4+5 were what you said. For a while I had forgotten! I will post more tonight. I’m afraid I have to go in a minute. See you all this evening!
103- but priests can’t marry
They can marry other people — i.e., perform marriage ceremonies. A priest is the one who says “I now pronounce you man and wife.”
82 – actually, since he was found in a pile of 53 cards, (and there are only 52 cards in a deck) he got shot because someone found out that he was cheating.
78 ~ good job. (except it’s actually with the hyphen.)
49 – it’s…NOTHING!! get it? poor people have nothing, rich people need nothing, and you will die if you eat nothing.
5 ~ we went over that in our english class…wasn’t it notes?
OKAY, PEOPLES!! WE NEED LOTSA POSTS ON THE MANGA/ANIME THREAD SO WE CAN GET A NEW ONE!!!! PLEASE ACCESS IT FROM TEH APRIL SHOWERS THREAD!! THANK YOU!!!!
116- Is that a riddle?
48 and 49 – i’ve allways said that i would use the table to break the glass and then use the broken glass to take my own life….i guess i was wrong?
118- Gosh, how morbid.
114- oooh, haha, I get it now
arrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhh!!
I dont like riddles. They make my head hurt.
88- Oh my gosh, I know this! I think… Hold on, I’ll get back to you on this…
Okay, really simple riddle.
A man rode into a bar on his horse on Sunday. He left three days later on Friday. How is this possible?
Okay, stupid riddle now. Really easy, yet kinda stupid.
Two girls walk into a job interview. They have the same last name, look the same, live on the same street in the same house, etc. The boss asked if they were twins. They said no. What were they?
Another one!
I have two coins in my pocket that together equal 15cents. One of the coins is NOT a nickel. What are the coins?
And yet, another one. Easy easy one. Kinda. For most people, at least.
How many animals did Moses take on the Arc?
88- I know the answer!!!!!!!!!! The answer is NOTHING.
123- His horse was named Friday.
124- 1. Sisters? 2. A dime and a nickel. ONE of the coins is NOT a nickel, but the other one IS. 3. Moses didn’t take any animals on the ark. That was Noah.
Heres one. It’s easier when it’s verbal, though.
Silk,silk, silk, what do cows drink?
126- WATER!!!!!!!!!!! haha, we did that once in sunday school and it fooled me
i am the begginning of eternity
followed by half a circle then by half a square
through my forth my fifth is seen to be the first of every pair
mysixth begins my seventh
the end of time and space
now put my parts together
and see whats taken place
i had another one but i can’t remember the last bit of it.
38-
1. wind
2. cells
3. siren?
4. the sky/ my bros eyes.
5. me (kidding)
6. the seasons?
7. the seasons
8. the earth?
9. time/the earth
10. the word glasses. heh
11.anoying brats
12.my brother
129-Some are right. See post 112-the answers are there.
126- Correct. Wrong. Correct. Correct.
Yes, they are sisters, but be more specific. They ARE NOT twins.
They’re triplets.
126&127-I’m confused.
I have a riddle: What do Jack Sparrow and my friend’s science teacher have alike? (muahahaha)(mweehehehehe)(hyukyukyukyukuk)
*Answer: Nothing (my friend’s science teacher is bald)(and doesn’t have the world after his head)(i hope)
I made up this riddle a long time ago:
Why is a rat in the middle of the road?
no one answered my riddle! (128) somebody try to answer it.
136- it’s hard, i tried…
136- the letter e
Alright, heres a riddle I learned today.
There are two lines, one on top and one on the bottom. On the top line is:
A EF HI KL
On the bottom line is:
BCD G J
Where is the rest of the alphabet placed, and why?
12- AHA! I don’t know if anyone got this yet, but is it ENVELOPE?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
140-A bunch of people answered it, but nobody answered it correctly. (I saw “e” and “centipede” for what people answered. I don’t even get why centipede was there.)
124 (first riddle) they were either triplets, quadruplets, quintuplets, sextuplets, septuplets, octuplets, nonuplets, etc. Am I right?
Adam had none. Eve had two. Everybody has three. What is it?
A woman was swimming in the ocean. A bell rang, and she drowned. Why?
Learned that one in sailing camp, but it has nothing to do with sailing.
143 – A person was ringing a bell on a ship to warn people that lightning was just about to hit the water. As the lightning hit the water, it shocked her, made her limp, and she sank to the bottom of the sea.
142- a name?
Joke:
Person1- You know what mute means right?
Person2- Yeah, it means you can’t talk.
P1- Good. So once there was a mute man who wanted to buy a toothbrush.
P2-OK…
P1- He went into the store and made a motion like he was brushing his teeth. Like this. (Makes a circular motion near his mouth with his hand)
P2- hehe, OK.
P1- The mute man got what he wanted because the people knew what he meant.
P2- right.
P1- The next day a blind man walked to the store because he wanted some glasses. What does he do to show the lady at the store?
P2- He would make a motion like he was putting on glasses. Like this. (Demonstrated motion but cupping hands to form circles and bringing them to her eyes)
P1- Or he could just ask for some glasses.
It’s funnier out loud.
Why on earth would a blind man need glasses?
I’ve no idea. My dad told me the joke, and I asked the same question, and he said dunno, ask Ray Charles.
142 (E2MB)- This one actually is the letter e.
139 (Alice)-
AEFHIKLMNTVWXYZ
BCDGJOPQRSU
The letters in the bottom row have curves, while the ones on the top are composed of straight lines.
128 (kagcomix)- Eclipse.
(By the way, I haven’t heard any of those riddles.)
The riddle that follows I have just made up and probably does not make sense, or else it’s ridiculously easy.
Who am I?
In words less common, I will tell you,
I with my freckled face of stone,
eyes bottomless, faint, staring.
In an in the, you will only see this face once.
I will ask it again, from the shining bars to my dark hold,
who am I, that you have known me for centuries?
(148) – Halley’s comet?
e is correct.
This riddle should get interesting results: There is a photo of me somewhere on the Muse Fan Page. Can you find it? Hint: it’s not in MuseBlog. (Don’t give it away, GAPAs!)
149-My really random guess: are you the David M on the “David M.’s 1,000th-anniversary Muse parody”? Sorry if I’m COMPLETELY off the trail…
149-Feather? Craw? I’m really just guessing. But it can’t be “e”! “Everybody” does not have three “e”s in it. Here’s a really good riddle: I’m on the blog, sometimes one way, somtimes another way, mice move, I do too. Heheheh…
Don’t say GAPAs! I think it might be easy, but it depends if you go to one page or another page.
Hey! Nobody answered 96-at least not correctly…
no, no, no… more like 
! Heheheh…
150 – Yes, I made that spoof of Muse. That picture of me is ancient…like five years ago.
151 – Oops! Typo! I ment to type “Everyone”, which has three E’s.
Looking back on it, there are tons of things I could’ve made better. It wasn’t very origional compared to the other spoof, something I am still embarrased about.
153-YAY! I got it right! I looked at the page and it was like “David M’s spoof!” I knew your name was David, so I went for t.
149 (E2MB)- Nope.
151 (RTH)- Hah, I can’t spell. I just found the answer from Adam and Eve and ran with it. I was right, anyway, right?
And re: bunnies- is the answer seven?
Here’s two:
1. Here on Earth it’s always true, that a day follows a day. But there is a place where yesterday always follows today!
2. Peter celebrated his birthday on one day, and two days later his older twin brother, Paul, celebrated his birthday. How could this be?
157-
1. The dictionary. (I’ve heard a variation of that, with wednesday and Thursday)
2. They were celebrating it on days that weren’t actualy their birthdays? Or at least one of them was?
To the people who answered my 2 most recent riddles(E2MB and Pentakonikk.salir) you were right. Both of you. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
157- Don’t know the first one. The second one: Paul didn’t celebrate his birthday on his birthday, he celebrated it two days earlier.
158- #1 is correct, but #2 isn’t.
159-Nope.
This is a hard one. Keep guessing!
They were in different time zones! Ummm, maybe not.
REALLY!?!? I GOT 143 RIGHT!?!? That was a wild guess! I didn’t really expect it to be the answer.
(157)
2. *tries to think of ways to manipulate time* I KNOW!!! They were on Mercury, where a day is longer than a year!!!
162- Technically, she was deaf and didn’t hear the bell, but the version I heard was so vague that it doesn’t really matter. Also,it wasn’t necessarily lightning. It could have been a whirlpool, or a tsunami, or whatever.
GAPAs, I can’t find that picture. And besides, davidude hasn’t been here that long. I never saw any pocture of him. *is cunfuzzeled*
what was the riddle?
*pork pie*
157- i’ve heard that 1, a while ago. Peter was born on, for example, may 2nd on a cruise boat/plane/whatever at 11:58 and then, after the boat/plane/thing crossed the time thing (whats it called again?) and then, when it was technically 2 days later, paul was born.
see? i can be a genius sometimes! =P
thats for number 2
(Red-Tailed Hawk)
My photo is right here. It’s 5 years old, though
https://musefanpage.com/NewFiles/Muse2997_p7.html
I sent a spoof of Muse to Muse forever ago and they put it on this website. That was years before I had even heard of MuseBlog.
Whoops! Wrong link! Here it is
https://musefanpage.com/NewFiles/Muse2997_p6.html
By the way, GAPAs, on that page the “back” link is faulty. It links you to Kokopelli Sightings #5.
I have a couple :
A:: We are all small Creatures,
We have many different features,
One of us in glass is set,
One of us is in jet,
Another one may be found in tin,
The fourth one is boxed within,
And if the fifth you persue,
It can never fly from you.
B:: In winter I live,
In summer I die,
and my roots grow up.
C:: How many animals did Moses take on the arc?
D:: If a rooster laid an egg on top of a house with a slanted roof, which side would it roll off of?
E:: How did the dead baby cross the road? (just a stupid one.. but go ahead and guess!)
Sorry if I repeated any!
161-On the right track.
162-That’s Venus, not Mercury.
167-But then they’d still be almost 24 hours apart. You’re really close, though.
171-
C: None. Noah was the one with the ark.
D: Neither. Roosters can’t lay eggs.
172 – No, Venus is the one that orbits backward.
yea to sand deamons question in number 2. the answer is- one word. think about it can you change “nor do we” into ONE WORD.
20- ok first one is he cut them off the tree cuz he SAW them, (maybe), #2 is a fish, #3 i dont know, #4 is an egg, Bonus- you are reading the hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien
23- he stood on a block of ice and put a noose around his neck, then the ice melted and he hung himself
16- 1 a bird came in through the window and tried to get the fish and knocked the bowl over
ooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkk
171- B- Icicle. C- none. D- neither.
176- The first one is wrong, the second one is right, the fourth is right, and the bonus is right.
moses didnt take any animals on the ark noah did
ok to the answer to #157 i think #167 is wrong, the brother that celebrated the birthday 2 days later was a year and 2 days older than his brother
ok i have a riddle for you guys, you might have heard it before.
Which weights more? all the trains that go through Grand Central station in a year, or all the trees cut down every year to make U.S. currency?
182- They’re twins.
183- The trains. US currency is cotton, or something.
A convicted criminal gets to choose the way he is to die. The choice he makes lets him live until he is very old. What choice did he make?
185- He chose to die of old age?
Dang you got it
Yay!
Here’s a riddle. It’s not a very good one, at least not for me, but some people might find it easy:
A man is found dead with a rock next to him. Who is he and how did he die? (Hint: he’s a fictional character.)
Here’s another one:
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The barman sticks a gun in her face and she walks out saying thank you. Why?
182-No, they’re twins.
188, second riddle-She had the hicups.
189- Correct.
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but not once in a hundred thousand years?
What is round as dishpan, deep as a tub, and still the ocean couldn’t fill it up?
I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?
What is it that you can keep after giving it to someone else?
That’s all I’m going to give you for now.
191- The answer to the first one is “the letter m”. I don’t know the others.
192- Yup. The second one is fairly easy too.
184-pt. 2 yea srry but thats wrong/ try again
Trains don’t go through Grand Central Station. It’s subways. But I always think of them as the same thing, somehow.
I don’t think anybody answered these two I came up with:
Riddle: Bunnies here, bunnies there, bunnies, bunnies every where ne’er.
Bunnies come, bunnies go, ne’er bunnies not no show.
Three, then eight, then 1,042.
How many bunnies were there?
Hehehheheheh…
Here’s a really good riddle: I’m on the blog, sometimes one way, somtimes another way, mice move, I do too. Heheheh…
Don’t say GAPAs! I think it might be easy, but it depends if you go to one page or another page.
196- 1. 1,053? 2. An arrow hand? A HPB?
197- I’m sorry, but no.
Please keep guessing!!!
1042.
199-I’m sorry again, but no.
A million!
201-Again, no. Please keep trying-for both of them.
Umm, the second one is the random thread? Or the chameleon thread?
The first one… None! Of course, there are now, but there wasn’t always.
203- YES!!!!!!! For the bunnies, anyway. I had to use weird and bad grammar to make people try to count the numbers, but really they just had to count the various forms of “no”! Good job. *sends apple turnover to Alice*
Whoops, in the second riddle it should be “sometimes”, not “somtime”. But keep trying for that second one!
whats brown and stickey?
a stick
Um, why did you answer your own riddle one minute later before the GAPAs could have moderated the first post?
Alice, 191-
a the letter m
b a hole
c ?
d a cold
206 –
that was random.
208- a. Right. b. Wrong. c. ? d. One of the two right answers.
first blog ever! started with the napoleon b. issue!
just red about this place
riddle:
you ask your mother for a fried egg but she gives you too and you eat them both. Who is better at arithmetic, you at your mom? HEE HEE HEE!!!!!! BURN FIRE BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pies Pyromaniac because s/he is a newbie* You aren’t going to post comments about fire in all of your posts, are you? Also, I think that the answer is neither.
Uh… My mom. She’s way older.
The ones that noone answered from 171:
A:: We are all small Creatures,
We have many different features,
One of us in glass is set,
One of us is in jet,
Another one may be found in tin,
The fourth one is boxed within,
And if the fifth you persue,
It can never fly from you.
Nobody has answered this riddle yet:
Peter celebrated his birthday on one day, and two days later his older twin brother, Paul, celebrated his birthday. How could this be?
214- Vowels.
215- They were in different time zones.
Please answer this one!
Here’s a really good riddle: I’m on the blog, sometimes one way, somtimes another way, mice move, I do too. Heheheh…
Don’t say GAPAs! I think it might be easy, but it depends if you go to one page or another page.
I’ve tried! It’s not that little arrow hand? Are you sure?
216-But then they’d still be on consecutive days.
If nobody has answered it by post 257 I’ll tell the answer.
257? That’s random.
hi first post here just heard that this place rocks!
riddle: you ask your mother for a fried egg and she gives you two. you eat them both. who is better at arithmetic?
how on earth do i get h.p.b.’s onto my posts? just asking.
222-PLEASE see the HG2MB!!! I recommend printing it out too. Those smiley codes get confusing.
Nobody has ever gotten this one, not even me! Good luck, fellow m.b.’s!
Thanx, Red-tailed HAWK! Hey, is your evil smiley the devil? Just wondering.
oh man! i can’t get the Word Press doodad system. oh well! anyway, i———oh darn it! just realized i overlooked the first post i made. sorry messed up that once oh well anyway… i HAVE read the rules now, so i won’t screw up like i did (if i already have) but i don’t intend to lose any virtual choklit (what is it, chocolate, or does it stand for something?) Anybody think they have the answer to my riddle???? Weeellllll????
220-Not exactly. That’s 100 posts after I originally posted it.
My mom says neither. I say your mother, because she’s older.
Um, you because eggs help your brain somehow? Or because she didn’t realize you wanted two? Hmmm…
I won’t fine you, because you are a newbie!!!
i got another! 1-what doesn’t move but runs around a field?
2- what is round and all around? And 228-the eggs don’t get you smarter. It is probably you, because your mom used reasoning to figure that you would need two not one. Either that, or she can’t count correctly. (211 and 221 riddle is from a poem called Arithmetic by some famous poet (not Edgar Allen Poe) that i read about at school).
229- 1- A fence. 2- The sun.
good try, but the sun doesn’t move.
231- Oh yes. It doesn’t. It only looks like it moves, because we do.
How about the first one?
you were correct. anyway, when somebody gets the answer to my riddle, i will think of more i know. (let me know if i repeat one that has already been asked, because this thread is too long for me to read in one day)
hey! nobody figured out 191 riddle #3! is it pencil lead (graphite, to be exact)?
217-i think i have it! is it those moving smilies? if it is, is it a specific one?
234- Yup!
wait a minute. both times on this page it says that the “older” brother was the one who had his birthday later. if that is true, than how can he be older? Did whoever originally put that riddle up make an error, or did whoever came up with that riddle make an error? or is that correct? if so, then that occurrence couldn’t work. *pies cat’s meow for possible error* *pies everyone for not seeing that possible error*
out of a dog, a cat, a human, a goat, and a tiger, how many feet are there?
237-It was typed correctly. The brother who held his birthday later was born first. *wonders if I’ve REALLY confused you now*
Less than 20 posts to go!
oh, sorry. my mistake. was the plane/cruise ship idea at 167 correct?
sorry. *hands cat’s meow a towel* *hands everyone else a pie disguised as a towel*
whoops! i didn’t see that my little brother had not changed my name back. sorry! =P =P =P =0 ——[} (=
whoops! i didn’t see that my little brother had not changed my name back. sorry! *pies self* self =(——–[} (= self
sorry-that was a computer glitch. go ahead. pie me. *gets pied*
is it that the first guy was born on/in a moving vehicle on March 1st, and then they crossed time zones and it became 1 hour earlier, so that it was Feb. 29 (leap year). But on the birthdays which weren’t on leap year, he had hid b-day on the 28th. then on the 4th one, which was a leap year, he did as he always had and had it on the 28th, making them 2 days apart. =) =) =) =) =)
Please answer the riddle on post 217!!! And it isn’t those smiley dudes. I won’t give the answer at exactly 100 posts later, because that would be in five posts.
245-You may be right about that riddle, but I think I have the answer here: They were twin brothers, but to other people, i. e. if they were named Bob and Joe, Bob’s brother was Frank, and Joe’s brother might be Bill. That might explain the day-difference.
Is it a link?
6-TOO EASY. Man!
ahem…Bob and Bill are identical twins, but Bob was born on May 1st, and Bill on May 2nd. How?
249 – One of them was born 11:50ish PM May 1, and the other was born 12:10ish AM May 2. TOO EASY. Man!
24- The sun and a sunflower.
251- Yup.
was i right at 235, or had it been answered?
253-Nope. And I think not. I will post it yet AGAIN to make it obvious:
Here’s a really good riddle: I’m on the blog, sometimes one way, somtimes another way, mice move, I do too. Heheheh…
Don’t say GAPAs! I think it might be easy, but it depends if you go to one page or another page.
PLEASE ANSWER IT SOMEBODY!!! Except the GAPAs because they know everything so it wouldn’t be fair
245-I have no clue what you just said, but it’s so close and got all the right elements that I’ll just say the right answer anyways.
Okay, so say the brothers were named Fred and George. (The HP reference was an accident, I swear!)
Fred was born on March 1st at 12:05am in a moving vehicle heading West. Then they cross the time zone line. So then, about 10 minutes later, at 11:15 local time on Feb 28, George is born. Fast forward 7 years. First George has his birthday on the 28th, even though he is technically younger than Fred. Then there is Feb 29, because it is a leap year! So, by the time Fred has his birthday, it has been 2 calender days since George celebrated his.
254- Gahh!
This post makes it six posts past 100 posts since that riddle (the on I put in post 254). GUESS!!! KEEP TRYING!!! YOU_WILL_GET_IT_RIGHT_EVENTUALLY!!!
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Is it that sidebar thing that scrolls down the page?
258-I’m sorry, but no again. I will post it again so you can see it clearly:
Here’s a really good riddle: I’m on the blog, sometimes one way, somtimes another way, mice move, I do too. Heheheh…
Don’t say GAPAs! I think it might be easy, but it depends if you go to one page or another page.
PLEASE ANSWER IT SOMEBODY!!!
It’s a cursor, isn’t it?
I’ve been thinking that from the beginning, but I couldn’t remember what it was called.
Am I right?
260-Nope. Let me see what I can put in bold to make this clear…
Here’s a really good riddle: I’m on the blog, sometimes one way, somtimes another way, mice move, I do too. Heheheh…
Don’t say GAPAs! I think it might be easy, but it depends if you go to one page or another page.
Can’t you just tell us?
261- An HPB? A pie? A word highlight? Letters?
261- Is it those links on the bottom of the page that take you to the previous and next page.
Please look at this part closely: but it depends if you go to one page or another page.
I have another hint if that’s not enough. Good luck to you!
It’s not enough! I went from one page to another. I came up with that last answer.
Okay then, here’s another hint: It’s not on a BLOG page, but on this site. That should help (tell me if it doesn’t).
I don’t really know what you’re talking about. Is it the calendar?
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Oh, fine. Be that way.
Hey, it’s a link! A link to a hint! Click on it!
The word MUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh. I see. Well, while I’m acting like a complete idiot, is the answer Muse?
Told ya I was acting like a complete idiot.
oops, I forgot about “mice move, I do too.” It’s not Muse. Sorry.
Is it the Muses? Or one of the Muses?
Muse does move when we scroll down the page!
Is it the Koko on the front page? @_@ No, really, I’m confused. More hints!
What never gets old?
The fountain of youth!
278-Great. Of course, I can’t answer that because you already did. Whatever.
Anyway, it is Koko on the front page. He turns upside down when you move your “mouse” over him. And it depended upon “which page you go to” because I think some people (usually me too) just go directly to the blog and don’t get to see all the other cool stuff the GAPAs put up.
Woah! That’s so cool! *obsessively rolls her mouse over Koko*
279 – I’ve been all over the nooks and crannies of the website. There’s some good stuff!
Oh this thread/
Is very dead/
Yes it is/
Oh yes it is/
Much to my woe.
What a shame. We’re almost to part 2!
Here’s a riddle! I don’t know the answer(s) though. Or not all of them.
What’s the sociable tree, and the dancing tree,
And the tree that is nearest the sea;
The most yielding tree, the busiest tree,
And the tree where ships may be?
The languishing tree, the least selfish tree,
And the tree that bears a curse;
The chronologist’s tree, the fisherman’s tree,
And the tree like an Irish nurse?
The tell-tale tree, and the traitor tree,
And the tree that’s the warmest clad;
The layman’s restraint, and the housewife’s tree,
And the tree that makes one sad?
The tree that with death befrights you,
The tree that your wants would supply,
The tree that to travel invites you,
And the tree that forbids you to die?
The tree that will fight, and the tree that obeys you,
And the tree that never stands still;
The tree that got up, and the tree that is lazy,
And the tree neither up nor down hill?
The tree to be kissed, and the dandiest tree,
The tree guiding ships to go forth;
The tree of the people, the unhealthiest tree,
And the tree whose wood faces north?
The tree in a battle, the tree in a fog,
And the tree that bids the joints pain;
The terrible tree when schoolmasters flog,
And the tree a mother and child do name.
The emulous tree, the industrious tree,
And the tree that warms mutton when cold;
The reddest brown tree and the reddest blue tree,
And the tree one becomes ere one’s old?
The treacherous tree, the contemptible tree,
The tree to which wines are inclined;
The tree that causes each townsman to flee,
And what round fair ankles are twined?
The tree that’s entire, and the tree that is split,
The tree half given by doctors when ill;
The tree that we offer to friends when we meet,
And the tree we may use as a quill?
The tree that’s immortal, and the trees that are not,
And the tree that must pass through the fire;
The tree that in Latin can ne’er be forgot,
And in English we all most admire?
The Egyptian plague tree, the tree that is dear,
And what round itself doth entwine;
The tree that in billiards must ever be near,
And the tree that by Cockneys is turned into wine?
284- Grape vine? .:?::?::?:.
284-
Where did you find that?
285- I don’t know. You’re supposed to identify 65 tree names from the 19th century. I only know a few because I looked at the answers.
287 – WHAT
never mind then.
286- Um, I’ll go see.
thinks.com, which got it from The Book of Riddles, from Amazon.
What has a limb but never walks,
What has a mouth but never talks,
What has a bed but never sleeps,
What has a path but never leaps?
290-a river? i’m not sure how it has a limb but the ret seems to fit.
290- Is that one riddle, or several?
Oh, I see. It is a river. A limb would be a branch of the river.
Ummmmmmm. Very close to 300 posts, at which point people will post more riddles, maybe?
Lives without a body, hears without ears, speaks without a mouth, to which the air alone gives birth.
And Cat’s Meow, what is the answer to your twins riddle? Are they twins but not brothers?
294 – Stumped.
295- Well then, just to keep things moving (very slowly), I’ll give you the answer.
An echo.
Please can we have a new thread? We’re almost to 300 posts!
297 – I suggest you join
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298- Okay…………………………………………..
But I thought “blatant filler posts” didn’t count?
(Ha. That was one.)
What looks like tractors, smells like tractors, and feels like tractors, but isn’t a tractor?
300- Tractors. Can’t fool me, I posted the pear riddle! (A man without eyes saw pears on a tree. He did not take pears, he did not leave pears. Now how can that be?)
Can we have a new thread now?