Search for Pieceful Pie Planet, Part 2
MuseBloggers’ adventures in extraterrestrial colonization. It’s hard to explain; if you’re new, you’d better read Part One and hope for the best.
Date: October 9, 2006
Categories: Nonrandom Craziness
Saturday, 11 May 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
MuseBloggers’ adventures in extraterrestrial colonization. It’s hard to explain; if you’re new, you’d better read Part One and hope for the best.
Date: October 9, 2006
Categories: Nonrandom Craziness
Yahooooooooooooo!!!!
Yes!!!!!!!!! PPP part one was getting a little quiet.
I think it’s about time I get my fudge from Oob.
Shweet. But I prefer thowing pies than being peacefull with them. But oh well, perhaps I’ll create a secret identidy and wreck havok on the citizens.
Goody.
Can I be the owner of PPP’s moon?
Until further notice, it now has a flag with my coat of arms on it.
Any ideas for its name?
PLLLEASE shadowkat and Co. let me have the moon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We have set up a permanent trade route with Cowland. Fudge is being shipped daily over the Lactupi Bridge.
I believe the PPP has several moons. (ok, I just made that up, but night is cooler that way. Besides, most planets have multiple moons) I’m sure Shadowkat will let you have one, but remember, you can always join an existing country. *coughAtaraxiacoughcough*
Sorry for double posting, but does anyone know how the PPP got filed under nonrandom craziness? We are not crazy but most definitly random.
9- i think that this is noncrazy and nonrandom
10: Me too!
I’ll be the pwner of the second moon!!! It will be called Blister the KA-BOOM. How do you pwn something??
You have to type “ka-boom” LIKE THIS IF YOU WANT TO SAY IT…
There are only two moons because all the citizens would then want their own moons and all that, so I think it’s better that way. My Moon (until further notice) is
drum roll…
Gloastaia!!!!
My moon-pie is made of a strange substance that glows orange in the dark…
On the civilized side of it (the only explored side), it has one Great Maria which looks like a hot-pink bunny. Its name is Maria of the Flours. It is renowned for its breath-taking flowers made of… FLOUR!! A prime ingredient in Gloastaia’s distinctive pies, these flowers are perennial, so you should stock up now!!
Who would like some and how many? One flour per pie.
Shadowkat, if you have ANY objections tell me and this will be deleted, erased, effaced, and technically non-existent.
But for now, I am OWNER OF GLOASTAIA!!!!!!!!
of course, there could be more than two moons, The others have possibly not yet been discovered. What do you think, Shadowkat?? What do you guys think?????
PPP has been discovered to have valuble deposits of Apple Goop (element symbol Ao) beneath a narrow crust of earth on the Southern Continent. Phoenix has taken posession of the Southern Continent and mined into the crust. There is now a mining city, Apple Village, built entirely underground. As the workers hollow out more and more of the energy-generating Ao to supply the energy of PPP, the city gets bigger. After less than a year, it has a population of 3000 and continues to grow. Mining deeper, liquid geysers of Ao were struck. This seemingly infinite power supply is being harnessed, and a thriving tourist industry now comes to see the Apple Goop Springs, as they are now called. However, scientists are worried that this power supply is finite rather than infinite, and are now anelyzing the Ao and trying to produce a synthetic copy. For now, however, Apple Village thrives and PPP has a source of reliable, natural, environmentally safe power.
I’m the pwner of Blister Moon.
I hereby extend a cordial invitation for anyone to live on Blister Moon. *winks at shotgunn #11*
Blister Moon is a paradise. The north side is a paradise for people who like cows and chocolate (please don’t get them confused), the south side is for people who like water, the west side is for people who like robots, and the east side is for everyone else! (It has a lot of different climate zones and such)…
Please come live at Blister Moon!
There has been a new animal discovered in Nyllix!! It is called an Iz, and looks suspiciously like the toy that shares it’s name. It is an amphibian, usually green with an orange stomach and on antenna with an orange tip. When they die, they decompose into a carcass which gummy worms are known to breed in.
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!
Nyllix is now accepting new citizens!!! I, the High Vyness, will beb conducting a list of citizens. Please come to Nyllix!!
I think it’s wonderful the MB has separate categories for Random and Nonrandom Craziness. Ah, life.
Mr. Coontz must have an interesting one.
Making up quirky categories to sort it into helps keep it interesting.
as a pwner of feather ,the funist place to live!,HERE is how the moons are doing .
1. isabella-gloastaia
2.Kokopelli #13 the KABOOM-blister
there are two discovered moons left! order now!
Who wants a supply of Flours???? Anyone????? I’m loading a cargo ship right now and they’ll only be available through November 15th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Any citizens???
ill take it
Ship to NOT EVIL BASE on the dark side of the smaller moon
What are Flours? Can I have some?
Apple Village has as of now produced synthetic Apple Goop! If anyone wants power, please sign up with Apple Village, and we will send you this important element to provide energy for your colonies.
Ok, guys! Woo-hoooo!!!!! Woot for Part 2!!! Sorry, I have’nt been on in a while. Well, two days, but alot can happen in two days, apparently, so bear with me. Ok, there are five discovered moons, two of which have been claimed, as far as I know. If you want to pwn a moon, please make a separate post stating so, just to keep things clear, ok?
Phoenix, can you take a moon instead? We only had twenty countries, and, to stick to the plan, that’s all I’d like for there to be. You can still do whatever you want to/on it.
Just figured I’d repost this here, for good measure. But notice that there is also a new list after it.
Final List of Country Pwners and Names of Their Countries:
1. Her Majesty The High Vyness of Nyllix—Nyllix
2. Otzi—The Northwestern Crust
3. Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas—Celestalia
4. Necromancer—AquaPie
5. elasse~adael (bitterrose)—Agridulce
6. fellowmuser—The United States of Samantha
7. Shadowkat—The Snow Cap Islands
8. Julieb—Ataraxia
9. Zyka—Ÿsälliá
10. emogrl—Rainshadow
11. the man for aeiou—Fether (sp?)
12. emmatheduck—Duckland
13. Oob—Tupisodaloric Groves
14. Elizabeth—Cowland
15. Sargon of Akkad II—This country has not yet been named.
16. Kororra—Trionia
17. Ebeth The Stalker—Stalkland
18. FrigidSymphony—Tÿr
19. well done like a steak— ╥land
20. trukai—The Bubble Gum Plains
Current List of Moon Pwners and Name of Their Moons:
Isabella—Gloastaia
kokopelli #13—Blister
(If I have made any mistakes on either of these lists, please let me know.)
I think that’s all I need to say, for now. Anything else you need, just ask.
Peace out!!!
18- you can expect me on the north side soon.
Hey hey hey.
As Shadowkat’s official(I think) spokesperson, lets wait for her say so before we go pwning any moons, Ok? Not to crush the fun, but since she has to verify all new countries(and possibly moons) you are not officially recognized yet. However, we always welcome newcomers to the PPP. BTW, Can apple goop possibly be used to flavor sour apple candy? Because while I have yet to find an apple flavored candy that actually tastes like apples, it’s my favorite flavor. Environmentally safe energy sources and food flavoring are always huge commodities on the PPP, especially since we have a very strong environmental preservation movement.
26-aack! you put me back on #12! I’m 13!!!!!
btw, anyone who wants to live in duckland is welcome to, as long as they don’t eat or hunt ducks.
3 of which have been claimed. I have the Smallest one.
shotgunn #11, my brother, would like to pwn the 4th moon. he would like to name it Shell Moon, because he’s always firing guns, so there are empty shells laying everywhere. please accept this shadowkat…
Okay. You can cancel my country (sorries for my ignorance *blush*) I’ll take the fifth and last moon.
More bulletins as events warrent. Can I switch my Apple Goop mines to my new moon?
I think that would be kinda hard…
This is PPP, am i right?
Whoops, I posted my last post before Shadowkat’s had been put up. Sorry if it confused anyone.
and um, yes this is the PPP thread, if you were wondering what someone was refering to in another thread.
Shadowkat, my name is not “Her Majesty the High Vyness of Nyllix”. It was, but I changed it. Can you change it back to “Kiki The Great”? Fanks.
Nyllix has launched the first PPP satellite!! It’s called the Strawberry Sojourner, and it’s point is to map out the surface of the PPP, scout out our neighbors, and take samples of stardust to put in pies.
On Cowland, we have discovered the source of cowtails (the candy) and on every holiday, we export tem for free. (because we’re cool that way)
sorry i hvent been on in a while
id like some flours and apple power pls
Phoenix, Trukai and Darth Yoda, you shall shortly be receiving a shipful of flours each. Therefore you can make a shipful of pies!!!!!! (the kind that splats well)
Phoenix, may I have some apple Goop???
Elizabeth, may I have some cowtails???
yes i was, Kokopelli #13 told me to come here, I think…
:} :} :} :}
Trukai and Isabella, your shipments of Apple Goop are as we speak being wrapped in Isabella’s Flours and delivered to you both. These shipments weigh 5 kilograms each and should supply power to your respective countries for 2 to 3 months.
Ooh, I want some cow tails! Pretty please?
can i have some exploding pie crusts? The kind that send big brothers pain when they fly in his face?
44) NOOO! Tis PEACEFUL Pie planet.
And now….
FOR AN OFFICIAL YSALLIAN ANNOUNCEMENT! (Despite all the umlauts and such in our name, we don’t mind taking them out for urgent announcements.)
After a long time of searching, we have found deep under the crust…. COOL LAVA!!!(or magma, if you want to get scientific) Finally, I can taste lava without killing myself. (It has been my dream ever since our science teacher showed us a comic saying,”Hmmmm…. I wonder what it tastes like” by a stream of lava)
Along with this, we have finely skilled craftsmen who create exquisite figurines of glass, porcelain, and Lystar, (a material particular to Ysallia) and have perfected them so that they will never break, even if they are the thinnest strand, but will also not hurt anyone. We also have craftsmen for gems such as octarine diamonds (that look octarine to EVERYONE–unless they are evil. (Can be used for convicting evil people on Earth if we want to send them there. Thanks Ebeth, now I love octarine!) clear diamonds (for those who want to be normal) yellow sapphires, peridots, and a large number of fine jewels. These craftsmen use the finest metals, finer than gold (These metals are Fli, Sykand, and Xyllia–and they glow golden, silver, and light–in that order. If you have never seen a metal glow light, you must see one sometime, it is magical.) to create beautiful jewelery and also amazing machines that look like masterpieces but do complicated work. My favorite would have to be their computers.
We also have several fine delicacies, which are:
FRUITS-
Asyla, a beautiful fruit that tastes indescribable.
Ulalii, which tastes like your favorite food, which could be one you have never tasted before.
Ccyl, which tastes of the air after it rains. With a splash of rainbow.
VEGETABLES-
SSalar, which tastes fresh and crisp, even if it is wilted.
KDyno, which tastes like your favorite vegetable. KDyno makes a wonderful appetizer, especially with cheese.
DESSERTS-
Day Crystals taste as we in Ysallia think the sun should taste, if we lived under the sun and not the moon. The moon we live under is Xyna, and NOBODY is allowed to visit that moon. It is very important. The moon brings us light (One person visited it once, and found out that it not only reflects light from our sun, but it glows, too, so that we are never in darkness.) and if anyone lived on it, it would disintegrate into nothing. (this was proved by the same person who went to Xyna, because you can still see a little black dot on the moon where he trekked in the time of the new moon.)
Fluff does not have a very magical name, but tastes like…. DELICIOUS SUGARY FLUFF!! And is DEEELICIOUS!
Kaly which is named after Kaly, the person who made it, is a delicious dessert made out of Fluff, little sugar tortilla things, and choklit. We are running out of choklit though, so we need someone willing to import choklit to us. Of the milk kind, please.
WE do have some other things, but those are the ones I shall name right now.
And to everyone else: There can only be up to five moons, or else it will get rather confusing. Three moons would be perfect. Of course, this is considering only IF you are allowed to keep your moons.
38) Oooh! We love those! Can Ÿsälliá get a few extra throughout the un-holidayish times? (If you want to barter, then think of something you want from the aforementioned list)
Oh, I love Octarine! It’s my birthday color! Could I have some of the Octarine gems, mate?
I hope I’m allowed to keep my moon. I’m beginning to like it.
Update from Apple Moon:
Although Apple Village is situated entirely underground, the ground cover on the surface is very rich and populated by myriads of exotic animals. Disturbing the wildlife is illegal, but skyways have been constructed (running on Apple Goop power, of course) to allow natives and visitors from PPP-Side to explore the natural environment without disturbing it.
but he is being inexplicably evil!
okay, i do not wish to be mean with pies. pies are my buddies. sorry
I am now official resided on Blister moon, resident now and 4 ever. However, Apple Village sounds cool, I must visit sometime. I will bring my ultrasonicInfared see thru dark gogggles.
I have construced a base used to mine flour out of the core of my moon, Flourilia. Issabella, you can have these moon rocks for that flour. When baked into pies, they become antigravity pies.
Sure, Pheonix and Isabella, I’ll need apple goop from Pheonix and flours from Isabella. Maybe If I fed the cows apple goop, I’d have apple flavored cowtails, Is apple goop eatible?
Yeah. It just makes you happy and very hyper if you eat too much.
Apple Goop coming your way, Elizabeth! Just don’t give the cows too much, or they will be the most hyperactive and sleep-deprived cows ever documented in history.
Anyone may come to Agridulce! Just be peaceful and kind!
45- Sounds yummy. We have a chocolate(I will not defoul the greatest food on earth by spelling it any other way) mine in Ataraxia, if you want some.
OOooh! Can I have some chocolate/choklit, please pretty please?
On Gloastaia, we have the following. I have to do my homework so I am only mentioning one thing.
Artists who use the pigments hidden in our mantle in the form of rock (There are caves and tunnels, stalactites and stalagmites under our ENTIRE moon, a labyrinth of glittering color. These are a major tourist attraction, if anyone would like to visit. Cost: a little bit of your country’s specialty. If you cannot afford it, that is OK. However, you will only see the violet, scarlet, chartreuse, and magenta grottos. That means you will miss the indigo, our best one. Anyone who comes gets a free floorplan of the ENTIRE subsystem.)
Zyka- I would like a massive order of your finest foods ASAP (as soon as possible). I am hosting a grand banquet on the 14th in honor of my birthday. Anyone who would like to come can. It will be happening in the indigo grotto’s natural balcony. From there there is a VERY secret passage leading to the sky, so we have starlight AND the indigo room to look at. There will be no music besides the chchchaas rubbing their wings together. (These are very small mammals that make a chchchchchch sound with their wings. A relative to crickets and cicadas.)
PLEASE COME!!!!!!!
Please, Zyka, I would like an order of small Xyllia figurines (of your finest) as party favors, if you wouldn’t mind. As you are providing the party favors and some of the dinner (there will be special Gloastaia Pies as well) you shall be an honored guest if you come.
All guests are welcome to spend the night as the journey from PPP to Gloastaia takes several hours. Beds shall be provided.
Thankyou all, and please RSVP by tomorrow (the 13th)
I’ll come!! You can have either some Rock-Candy, or some Swamp Monster saliva (marshmallow fluff).
Sure!
56- Kiki the Great, you are OFFICIALLY THE FIRST PERSON TO RSVP!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would like both the rock-candy AND the Swamp Monster saliva for the desserts, if you don’t mind. I’ll repay you in Star Dust, our currency on Gloastaia. Unless you want flours. Or a bit of Gloastaian Indigo Crystal (because the party is free. if you would like a tour, then you can pay. or did you mean it as a birthday gift? You don’t have to.)
57- Julieb, were you accepting my invitation????? PLEASE??? I WANT YOU THERE!!!!
Any others?
Oob, can I have some fudge for the dessert?
Sorry to triple post. Does anyone else have anything to contribute to the meal?
46) I’ll set our craftsmen to the job. They adore their work, and each craftshop is located in a cave of the finest gems so they can quickly get the materials we need.
Octarine gems on their way!
55) Ooh! I LOVE secret passages!
Our chefs are at work preparing already! (All the food will be put into a time-stopping device to keep it perfectly fresh and perfect until the moment it is ready to be eaten. This is especially helpful with hot foods.) Would you also like some of our Moonlight Rice? It is a rice grown by the light of the moon, and the light is said to give it a particular flavor, especially when cooked with our special herbs)
And the Xyllia figurines are being made. Would you like them in flower shapes (Lotus, of course, unless you prefer something else), figurines of yourself (In full splendor!), or ones of the stars, encased in Ldyna (A glass-like substance that is stronger than diamonds)? If you would like all of them, or even something entirely different, we will be very willing to create them, I will work on some myself.
And now I RSVP:
I, Zyka of Ysallia, graciously accept the honor of coming to Gloastaia for a special birthday party for Isabella, and will be bringing a *special* surprise for her birthday!
P.S.- I can see your moon tonight. It is glowing almost as brightly as Xyna, which is saying something.
It is beautiful.
as far aas i can tell- no one has claimmed the last oon- so it is mine!!!!!!
oh wait- sorry, we are here for piece.
I hearby name my Moon, to be named later.
Our special skill is procarastiantion!!!!!!!!!!!!
in fact, we are so good, we procrastinate on our procrastinating.
62) But my royal name is still “Zyka, Ruler of the Universe, Queen of All Things Un-Cursive, and Procrastinator of the Highest Degree”
47) Then don’t bring him here. We don’t like inexplicably evil people. If you did bring him, he would probably go around trying to find Ysallia and squash it, though he would fail. You can only reach it if you are good.
i hearby RSVP to come to Isabellas astounding party. When we get around to it, us citizens of to be named later will bring you a gift.
Sure, Isabella. I’ll give you both!!
Um, sorry Isabella, I can’t remember if I was responding to you or Pheonix. Whatever, I’d love to come.
55-ill come! would u like me to bring some pumpkin π? it is very excellent.
could i have some apple goop?
and some COOL LAVA?
Ï€land would be willing to trade for it…
60- I could contribute some chocolate milk, and free cowtails, since it’s a holiday.
My next major holiday is in 13 days, Oct 28th is my steer’s 1 and 1/2 birthday!
i will come if I am invited. My boysenberry patch is growing superbly, and my new crust conserving pie crusts are being made pretty much as we speak. Everybody say boysenberry!
68) Sure, Cool Lava is now one of our specialties. Do you happen to have nutella π there? I am craving some, and so are half of the people here. Would you like it runny (for soup) or thick (for eating like warmed caramel) , sweet, salty, or savoury, and do you want it to have some liquid Xyllia in it? That adds an extra flavor that is delicious. (Wow, I think that I want to spell flavour, colour, and splendour with the u in it, because I keep spelling them thay. Glamourous, too.)
And Isabella, I will bring some Cool Lava to the party, too. It is especially good as a fondue with a variety of things, including vegetables, fruits, and chips. (And PIE!!!) It is also good eaten with a spoon, as a dessert, appetizer, or soup. It depends on where we get it. You name whichever kind you want!
Oh yeah, what time and what planet?
Sorry, I’m stupid, Gloastaia, I really am a dork… I need to recheck my map of the Musiverse to make sure I’m headed in the right direction.
I’m starting off in ten minutes, the next you shall see of me will be at Isabella’s party! See you there! *Grabs wings and oxygen mask* A delivery of our finest foods will be made at exactly 12:00 Midnight tonight, so tell me which kind of Cool Lava you want by then so it can be delivered with the rest of the stuff and the *surprise* present.
55-I will come to your party!!! Thank you for the invitation! I will bring the Snow Cap’s famous Chocolate Mud Slide Mountain Pie, lightly dusted with Powdered Vanilla Cream Sea Salt…it’s one of our best concoctions!
62-Sorry, but the fifth moon (which is, as yet, unnamed) was claimed in post #33, but you can join somewhere.
63-Does that mean you want your name changed to that on the list?
Final List of Country Pwners and Names of Their Countries:
1. Kiki The Great—Nyllix
2. Otzi—The Northwestern Crust
3. Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas—Celestalia
4. Necromancer—AquaPie
5. elasse~adael (bitterrose)—Agridulce
6. fellowmuser—The United States of Samantha
7. Shadowkat—The Snow Cap Islands
8. Julieb—Ataraxia
9. Zyka—Ÿsälliá
10. emogrl—Rainshadow
11. the man for aeiou—Fether (sp?)
12. Oob—Tupisodaloric Groves
13. emmatheduck—Duckland
14. Elizabeth—Cowland
15. Sargon of Akkad II—This country has not yet been named.
16. Kororra—Trionia
17. Ebeth The Stalker—Stalkland
18. FrigidSymphony—Tÿr
19. well done like a steak— ╥land
20. trukai—The Bubble Gum Plains
Final List of Moon Pwners and Names of Their Moons:
Isabella—Gloastaia
kokopelli #13—Blister
Darth Yoda—Flourilia
shotgunn #11—Shell Moon
Phoenix—This moon has not yet been named.
(If I have made any mistakes on either of these lists, please let me know.)
EVERYONE: Does anyone know if Sargon of Akkad II and Frigid Symphony are still posting here? If not, their countries will be officially un-pwned, and available to be re-pwned by the “first-claimers”.
Also, if anyone ever has any questions addressed to me, please put my name and a dash (Shadowkat-…) before it, ok? Thanks!
That’s all for now!
Peace out!!!
i haven’t been on in a while…
if all of you are moving to PPP, i’ll take control of Earth. And set up my base in Iceland, as you all should remember as being the BEST COUNTRY ON THE WHOLE PLANET!! w00t!
71- πland has any kind of π you could possibly imagine, and i would love to trade some nutella π for some thick cool lava.
if anyone else would like to trade w/ πland, we have most excellent πs! made by expert πrate cooks with delicious natural πland πngredients.
75) Shadowkat-You forgot my moon. Which nobody lives on, so maybe you didn’t include it for that reason. But it is basically mine because it is essential to my land.
Xyna is the name.
I don’t CARE if they are already taken, it is ESSENTIAL to my land. Without it we will all die. DIE, I SAY, WE WILL ALL DIE!!!!
And you wouldn’t want that, would you?
78) It is on its way! *mmmmmm nutella*
Bleurgh, I am feeling sickish, Hmmmm, does anyone’s land have any medicinal herbs or such for a sore throat and groggy head? Would be eternally grateful. There are several small epidemics of this disease going around Ysallia. It must be stopped.
Anyone?
*helpiesplease*
Shadowkat, in answer to question to 63-)Yes, please!
I am changing my name right now, too, but I am still Zyka, if anyone wanted to know.
Everyone:
But you can still call me Zyka, as that is a long title.
Hey, what happened to my last post?
So, now I shall say again:
Even though there are only 5 moons that can be Pwned, there is still a sixth, which is Xyna, because it is essential to the survival of Ysallia.
And also, \78) it’s on its way!
I don’t think Sagon of Akkad is still here, but FrigidSymphony definetly is. Give him a call on October Foliage.
I have discovered a new type of fruit in my garden, very strange, I have not ever seen anything like it. It is red and tannish, with cone shaped spikes and 2 inches in length and height. I am afraid to eat one,but I must take a risk, I guess. Apparently my Time Warp darkthick brand soil does not react well to this moon’s land and atmosphere. Oh well. I guess this is a good thing, but I will have to use a different brand of soil from now on…
79- i have something like that (for real) It’s miserable.
Interesting…so I’m not alone, I gotta check this out. *chomps on new fruit species* Hey! This is really GOOD! It’s like sugary apples and cider, with a hint of sweet orange. I’m surprised no boysenberry flavor. Boysenberries are plentiful in my garden… I have to go see if I can find some more of these fruits in the garden…
84) Yepperz, the worst part is that it gets better throughout the day, and then you go to sleep and in the morning it is terrible again. So basically you feel your best at right before you go to sleep. It’s kind of a drag.
Sorry I haven’t been on in so long. (2 days or something.) We’re all, of course, at the party. Shadowkat has started dancing on the table… (GAPAs, please insert a puzzled face here ) and we’re finishing dessert. Everyone has been delightful. I especially enjoyed that conversation with you, agrrrfishi, about soil brands. Very informative. I still think VitaTerra is best, though. Even if we do not use soil on Gloastaia.
Elizabeth- Gloastaia has no healing herbs, but we do have a lagoon of legendary healing water, if you’d like. Are you at the party? There are so many people and I haven’t seen you yet. I’ll guide you to the lagoon if you’re here. Otherwise I’ll have it shipped by LightSpeed Delivery.
Isabella_ I think I’l try VitaTerra from now on. Thanks!
I have found 10 more small wooden crates of the Cider Fruit. They must be growing fast.
This party is awesome!! I love all the nice figurines and the relaxing music….
It was relaxing until SOMEBODY started singing… prime entertainment.
Our scientists have predicted a meteor shower for 12:00 PM, which is strange, but a very nice coincidence. We’ll see it through the opening, or we could go outside to see it. Too bad this party’s going to end soon.
technically, it’s over, but almost everyone stayed overnight.
the donut crop came in to day. I want moon`s and countrys foods.please seand a balk order.I will pay you in donuts .the pies will be redey for the 22sd , the partey of a thonad draem in feather(shadowkat please change the name on the list).please come!
this just in! fasa the space program of feather has lonched the sfasppp(serch for a second pecieful pie planet)ship. it is to find another ppp by the 22sd!
85-Mmm…yummy!
87-Really? I didn’t know I was dancing on the table…are you sure you didn’t spike that punch?
EVERYONE: Ok, since the party’s over at Gloastaia, I’m taking it to the Snow Caps, in the Cocoa Cavern on the side of Mount Syrupus, the biggest mountain on the Islands. Just party in general, no rules except for one: if you want to explore the caves, please take at least one Glow Pop, which will be available at the table by the Chocolate Syrup Stream. Feel free to take bites out of the walls, but use your own judgement as to where you want to take these bites. We don’t want a cave-in. Other than that, have fun, and be sure to visit the Snow Caps’ landmark, the Creamy Banana Falls. To get there, when you get to the cave, don’t go in, but take a left, head down the path about a hundred feet, and make a right. You can’t miss it.
Information on Glow Pops: Glow Pops are made from a substance found at the top of Mount Cocaoatu. This substance glows for 24 hours after it is harvested, but it is edible even after it stops glowing. Most who have tried it generally compare it’s taste to that of Lemon Meringue Pie, with a dash of Choclate Banana spice. It is considered a delicacy in the Snow Caps, and can only be harvested by trained professionals. When this substance is wrapped around a chocolate stick, it becomes a Glow Pop.
Current List of Country Pwners and Names of Their Countries:
1. Kiki The Great—Nyllix
2. Otzi—The Northwestern Crust
3. Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas—Celestalia
4. Necromancer—AquaPie
5. elasse~adael (bitterrose)—Agridulce
6. fellowmuser—The United States of Samantha
7. Shadowkat—The Snow Cap Islands
8. Julieb—Ataraxia
9. Zyka, Ruler of the Universe, Queen of All Things Un-Cursive, and Procastinator of the Highest Degree—Ÿsälliá
10. emogrl—Rainshadow
11. the man for aeiou—Fether (sp?)
12. Oob—Tupisodaloric Groves
13. emmatheduck—Duckland
14. Elizabeth—Cowland
15. This potential country is up for the taking.
16. Kororra—Trionia
17. Ebeth The Stalker—Stalkland
18. FrigidSymphony—Tÿr
19. well done like a steak— ╥land
20. trukai—The Bubble Gum Plains
Final List of Moon Pwners and Names of Their Moons:
Isabella—Gloastaia
kokopelli #13—Blister
Darth Yoda—Flourilia
shotgunn #11—Shell Moon
Phoenix—This moon has not yet been named.
Zyka, Ruler of the Universe, Queen of All Things Un-Cursive, and Procastinator of the Highest Degree—Xyna (This moon is an exception to the rules, and no others will be given out. See post #79 for details.)
(If I have made any mistakes on either of these lists, please let me know.)
INTERNATIONAL NEWS: Because Sargon of Akkad II is no longer posting here (or so it appears), his country is now officially available for re-pwning. First to claim it gets it. I am going to communicate with FrigidSymphony to determine whether or not he will be posting here any longer. Until I get a response he still pwns his country, Tÿr.
Peace out!!!
Oh, snap. I forgot the other end of the italics HTML symbol thingie…oh, well…you guys know what I mean.
Name change! (And a chance for redemption.)
Current List of Country Pwners and Names of Their Countries:
1. Kiki The Great—Nyllix
2. Otzi—The Northwestern Crust
3. Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas—Celestalia
4. Necromancer—AquaPie
5. elasse~adael (bitterrose)—Agridulce
6. fellowmuser—The United States of Samantha
7. Shadowkat—The Snow Cap Islands
8. Julieb—Ataraxia
9. Zyka, Ruler of the Universe, Queen of All Things Un-Cursive, and Procastinator of the Highest Degree—Ÿsälliá
10. emogrl—Rainshadow
11. the man for aeiou—Feather
12. Oob—Tupisodaloric Groves
13. emmatheduck—Duckland
14. Elizabeth—Cowland
15. This potential country is up for the taking.
16. Kororra—Trionia
17. Ebeth The Stalker—Stalkland
18. FrigidSymphony—Tÿr
19. well done like a steak— ╥land
20. trukai—The Bubble Gum Plains
Final List of Moon Pwners and Names of Their Moons:
Isabella—Gloastaia
kokopelli #13—Blister
Darth Yoda—Flourilia
shotgunn #11—Shell Moon
Phoenix—This moon has not yet been named.
Zyka, Ruler of the Universe, Queen of All Things Un-Cursive, and Procastinator of the Highest Degree—Xyna (This moon is an exception to the rules, and no others will be given out. See post #79 for details.)
(If I have made any mistakes on either of these lists, please let me know.)
Peace out!!!
Seeing as I have to actually DO something, here goes.
Tÿrian scientists have managed to establish contact with the para-dimensional underworld of Hel. Animated conversation ensued on whether or not it Hel is worth going through life, or if it’s just better to be cut off at the beginning.
96-Thank you. And I think it’s worth it, cuz you might not end up there…who knows?
Okay, Cider Fruit Update:
I have at least 20 bushels of my freaky Cider Fruit soil mixy fruits( aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! GARDEN INVASION!!!!). If you would like a crate, please do not hesitate to ask. They are very tasty, and certified non-toxic.As I have said, they taste like cider, with a hint of apple and orange. Dig in!
Isabella: Sorry that I had to leave the party early. sniff.My garden was being infested by Mutant Killer Erbie Shrubeaters. I hope you enjoyed my present: a few bushels of the finest fruits that the garden can grow, and a Kokokino brand Non melt Ice sculpture of Gloastaia.
Oob, may I barter some Ciderfruit for some of your fudge? I require it so that I can build my Superb ChocoPi Choc Pies , but all I am missing is chocolate….
agrrrfishi- I LOVED YOUR PRESENT!!!!!!!! It was so nice of you! Did you like my party favors? (the small sculptures of Xyllia)
I VOTE THAT THE FREE COUNTRY BECOMES AN INTERNATIONAL PARK FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gloastaia has a lake at its south pole. Feel free to come and swim anytime. At its deepest, it’s 23.5 feet deep.
Gloastaia will provide any gardeners for the international park if they are required.
Gloastaia now has a museum of natural things. So far it contains:
-a fossilized flour from 700 ACE
-a vial of healing water
-4 wildlife videos playing on plasma screens imported from earth (we have a great variety of water dwellers in our lake on the south pole, which is called Lake Slistersluth, so 3 are underwater videos. the other is of an unidentified land creature.)
sorry to triple post
Sokay, Isabella!
Udate from Apple Village: An emergency power outage in Apple Village today was triggered by an unstable molecule in our prime export, Ao. Quick thinking scientists swiftly added cinnamon to the Ao supplies and stabalized the molecule, but cinnamon is running low. We need shipments of cinnamon, and fast, otherwise our mines may collapse and trigger power outages globaly.
We have a city in Nyllix called Myrrola, and in Myrrola, there is a community of writers with the Silvertounge power. They take books about any supplies needed, and read them out of the book. Sadly, their powers are limited, and they can only read one item out every two weeks. Their houses are protected by intense robotic guard systems, so don’t try to steal them. They wouldn’t like it, as they get paid heavily in Nyllix-sapphires, which are refined seawater. Phoenix- we can read out some cinnamon for……. forty crates of algae-syrup.
99-Was that addressed to me?
100,101,102-Alright, we’ll vote on it. And is your lake warm? I know it’s at a pole, but this is Pie, after all. Thank you for your offer. Very cool! I like what you’re doing with Gloastaia.
103-I just so happen to have a vein of cinnamon in the Cocoa Cavern. It’s being mined as we speak, and I can send you a shipment. Just say the word and how much you need. Of, course, if I could get some Apple Crisp, or Apple Pie, or Apple Goop (I think that’s what it’s called)?
104-That’s cool…lucky. Ah, well, such is life. But I would be willing to trade for one of those Nyllix-sapphires…just one. What would you want for it?
~Shadowkat
Ah! How could I forget?
INTERNATIONAL NEWS: A proposal has been made to turn the potential country into an international park for all the inhabitants of Pie to enjoy. I would like to take a vote on the subject. If you’re in favor of this proposal, write “Proposal-Yes”. If you’re not in favor of it, write “Proposal-No”.
What we inhabitants of Pie should call ourselves is another issue. I encourage everyone to suggest possible names, and we will then vote on those, as well.
Peace out!!!
Proposal-Yes
105- Hmmm….. Could I have….. Ah! Some edible feathers to be made into quills to be used for recording the history of Pie.
107-Yeees, ma’am! How many do you want?
108- 180, fank you very much.
105–I think about 10 kilograms as a stabalizer. After that we can grow our own. Thanks, and consider your power supplied for six months, mate!
Proposal: wouldn’t the park idea cut down on our economy?
not much has been happening in Duckland lately. on friday the whole country shut down to give everyone an opportunity to read THE END. Since then no one’s done anything but ponder on it and discuss it.
111) We couldn’t find it ANYWHERE, then finally searched at a different book store, found it, stayed there, and I spent fifty dollars on three books and two bookmarks. Yes, FIFTY DOLLARS. I just had to have The Beatrice Letters.
(This was tonight, hence the reason I am still up.)
He he! Yes I adored your party favor Isabella. It is on a plynth in my living room and I look at it every day.
I love the Ciderfruit that I found and it has a pit! I have planted 5 trees and 6 smaller shrubs in my garden. Also, I have been working on a small store that is almost ready to open, full of exotic fruits and veggies fresh from the vine. Come visit Blister Moon and come to the store called Fruit of Galctiga. It pies SO bad.
I would very much enjoy some everlasting fuge for my Prastial Pies. Who would be willing to trade?
113- I will supply you with 500 fudge fungi and ideal growing conditions if you give me an equal number of ciderfruit plants. Where do you live? I will arrange transportation.
Oh yeah, Blister Moon. A computer-guided supply rocket is on its way, agrrfishi.
a messageffrom the procrastinaters- we are not quite sure whether or not we have a place on the moon, we’ll get around to checking eventually. We will send an update when we have the time. Right now, we have far to much procrastinating to do to worry about it.
PROPOSAL- YES
this will not be an economical disadvantage, Phoenix, because only those who WANT to contribute will. The soil there is also extremely fertile (or so I’ve heard) so one seed will create many, many plants. Gloastaians can do any gardening or designing or anything else needed. That is only if no one else can do it on that particular day. Maybe we could have a fountain made of Xyllia with healing water flowing in it? (hopeful face please, GAPAs) Gloastaia will provide the water. It will recycle in the fountain so not much water is needed. It’s purpose is that if little children or animals (or grown-ups) fall and get a bad scrape on their knee or something like that they can heal themselves. Any illness cannot be cured by the fountain: they’ll have to trade with Gloastaia.
Shadowkat (105)- yes, the lake is warm. however, you had best wear a wetsuit because if you go down eight feet or deeper it starts to get colder. we provide diving equipment, if you’d like some. almost EVERYTHING seems to be alive down there, so it’s awesome to dive and experience. Don’t worry. nothing bites or threatens in any way in this particular lake.
BTW, thanks a lot for the compliment.
103- I’m sorry, but Gloastaia doesn’t have any cinnamon except the amount distributed to its inhabitants, which is theirs. If that makes any sense.
I think we should be either the
* -Piites (pronounced Pie-ites)
-Pieckles (pronounced Pie-cls)
-Piers (Pie-ers, NOT piers like Chelsea piers)
Perhaps we should start a mission to pie out all the evil-doers on a newly discovered planet called X.
Isabella
PS Just ask if you want to see the museum. I admit there isn’t much in it yet.
Yes! Thank you Oob! I will deliver your ciderfruits immediatley. Nw, which planet do you live on again?
Isabella- I should very much like to see the museum. Yays!
111- Yes, well, we didn’t shut down. That would harm our economy. We did have a release bash. Everybody is still thinking whether Friday died or not.
117- I think we should be the Piites.
Okay, I’m back.
Isabella-
While Shadowkat was dancing on the table, I happened to slip something under the table, and stuck it on the underside of the table.
You will find under the table:
An Octarine gem ring set in Xyllia-but with a twist, this one was created especially for the wearer, and will change its shape to your wishes, so if you want a simple ring, then you will be wearing a simple band with a small octarine gem, if you want a ring like a vine that has little octarine gem flowers, you will be wearing that. But you have to think this consciously while touching the ring, and address it, in your mind, as follows: “Please, little ring, look how I wish” and it will do exactly that.
Crafted by one of the less fine art crafters in our land–me, to be exact.
But that is not the only thing!
I also put in a special pouch of Moon-grass seeds, they were found on Xyna when one of our own kind traveled there. (His name was Brilli, and was one of the more scientific of us, very intelligent, though) It has never grown on Ysallia, and I think it might grow on your land–But remember to be careful in keeping it in one greenhouse or other secluded place, as I don’t know if it would be invasive or not. (Once a year, a few strands of Moon-grass float down from Xyna, silvery-green, and with light pink flowers on them, they glow with a moon-like sheen)
And also, there is a marble made of Ldyna that, when asked to, creates a stream of the finest, purest water, crystalline and fresh, (the words for this is, “Pure, bright, clear” and to stop it, are “clear, bright, pure”) and if you want some cool lava, then if you say, “From the Dragon’s Mouth” then it will glow bright red, warm up, and pour a small stream of cool lava, of course slightly warm, and by rubbing it clockwise in your hands, you can make it a bit warmer, and counterclockwise will make it cooler, (Warmer it is, the bigger the Ldyna marble gets) and is great for cold nights.
All this comes in a bag that resizes to whatever is put in it.
Sorry that my gift was so simple, (the Sykand necklace with the Trysla [our kind of pink jewel] gem pendant. But, I wanted to give you this gift, too, but not show it off in front of others.
And, also, I will send you a Xyllia fountain right as soon as you tell me what it should look like!
109-They’re on their way…and vanilla flavored!
110-Ok, it’s being loaded into the rocket now. It should arrive in approximately 5 min.
118-To see which country/moon someone in/on, just check out post #95.
120-All your gifts sound very nice (I know they’re not for me, but I’m just saying…). And I definitely don’t recall dancing on the table! :puzzled:
121-Oops. Oh! *smacks forehead* I remember now! That’s it.
Okay Oob, 500 Cider Fruit Pits and living conditions are headed for Tupisodaloric Groves. Thanx for the fudge
121) Don’t remember dancing on the table?
That is very odd, because you most certainly did. First you ate something from your pocket, then your eyes went glassy, and you kind of looked reeeally tired, then jumped up with a jerk, and danced on the table.
*loves compliment*
119) WHAT?!?!?!?!
Don’t you dare say anything, I am still reading it!
doesn’t someone here have a country for procrastinators? I’m coming to isit because I had an English essay assigned a week ago and it still isn’t done, it’s due tomorrow so I should work on it now.
proposal-yes.
new from feather-I.i thank you for the foods your donuts are comeing.
II.my space team has discovered ppp2 days ahead of time! it has pies,water and air.it’`s great !shadowkat-pelise open up it to pwning.
III.the pie of feather have ripened!
end new.
I,the man for aeiou pwn aeiou on ppp2
I was only a few minutes ago looking at a phrase that read ‘No pie in the sky theories’. That really is interesting, because I just recently saw something out of my lunascope that looked exactly like a gigantic pie shaped planet… Interesting…
124-Nope, but I’ll take your word for it!
126-I believe the country you’re looking for is Ysallia.
127-What do you mean? As in, a 2nd Planet Pie? With more countries?
128-Ah! That must be us!
We in Nyllix have a special holiday called Spollyna. It’s on Halloween, and it’s when everyone in Nyllix puts on masks and goes down to the beach and buries treasure and digs up the treasure that they buried last year. It’s quite fun, and the tresures usually include candy.
118- I have sent you a formal invitation as my guest.
ZYKA DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING SENTENCE IT IS ABOUT THE END
119- I think the snake saved Friday. I think the Piites is the best of them, too.
OK, ZYKA, NOW YOU CAN READ
120- Thank you SOOOO much!!!! I’m not the person to ask for the fountain. Should we vote? This is supposing that the country will become a park.
EVERYONE:
Should the fountain be
art deco
some sort of figure (a muse)
just a nice three-layered cascade
any other ideas??
A café has been added to the museum. We have many, many pies. Can anyone else contribute food? Name the way you want to be repaid.
I believe the second planet (if it exists) is inhabited by Evillians that we must pie. UNITE THE COUNTRIES!!!!!!!!!!
good news for all of you who hope Friday is still alive: she washed up on Duckland’s shore this morning! she did eat a you-know-what and she is just fine. and we have a new citizen, even if she is fictional! yipee!
131- how about duck-shaped?
132) *screams*
AAAAA NOOO THE TORTURE!!!!
PLEASE BE QUIET!!!!!!!!
BE QUIET!!!!
QUIET!!!!
I am really good at guessing and have this odd problem with reading things without meaning to. As in I am looking on one side of the room, and I accidentally glance over somewhere and read it all, taking all of something in really quickly.
131) Very possibly a good one would be one dedicated to Gloastatia, (Hope it is spelled right, I can’t really think right now, tired) , with a splash of Xyllia coming up from the dome-like (Upside down, of course) bowl of the fountain, which is Ldyna accented with sparkling stars of Xyllia, and at the top of the splash of Xyllia (which looks like a swirl of water going upwards and cascading down slightly) is a replica of Gloastatia, and from there, three Sykand shooting stars going downwards, seemingly hanging in midair, (Not attached to anything) and the water pouring down from their, with, at the bottom of one of the stars, also hanging weightlessly in the air (but unmovable) is a little teeny Urania holding an umbrella, with Feather and Emma (Or whatever her name is-forgot at the moment, I really AM dead tired) underneath, and Kokopelli on a giant pie with several other pies around him. A little version of the cover of the book. But 3-D.
All this will be floating in the air, and little children would love to play under it, and it wouldn’t break either. Or get dirty, for that matter. And the healing water would never run out, no matter how much anyone used. It would only stop if the creator of the fountain un-made it.
Whaddaya say, peoples?
What do you say?
We also have a fountain in Nyllix. It is an intricate metal-carved swirly thing with water cascading down the sides and making pretty patterns on the top. Nyllix’s best architect, Jyrnata Myseel, designed it. Zyka, I like your idea.
ZYKA DO NOT READ
******
******
*******
******
But what about Ishmael’s followers? What about Erewhon? ‘Twould be so sad if they all just died.
*(****************
OK ZYKA YOU CAN READ
Hadoo! I am really confuzzled. So remember what I said about the ‘pie in th sky theory? IT IS TRUE! I SAW THE GIANT PIE !WHEE!
135- I’m confuzzled. What’s Xyllia, and what’s Ldyna? And plus your copying my country’s style of writing- you know, with all the y’s and the l’s. Just because it’s kewl, doesn’t mean you can steal it j/k. But seriously, IT’S COPYRIGHTED!!!
131- YAY! I’m comin tomorrow!
I can now leave Ysallia because I stopped procrastinating and finished my essay, I thought up a hilariously corny conclusion, I actually sat at my computer and laughed after I wrote it
140) No, STAY!!! Procrastinate leaving.
138) Huh? What is your country? All I know is mine and Shadowkat’s and arrghfishi which I probably spelled wrong’s and Isabella’s.
*goes and checks*
Oooohhhh, I see.
Ldyna is a clear glass-like material, but clearer and stronger and more beautiful, and Xyllia is a metal that glows light. Yes, it is the color light. And Sykand is a silver-colored metal.
I pwn the Northwestern Crust and the chocolate swamp, where I live happily as a hermit with my Donut orchard, chocolate swamp, pie bakery, Avenger toad as my pallie, and some strawberry plants that are nicely situated next to the chocolate. I have also recently discovered a vein of Granola and a fresh yogurt spring, so when I’m lonely for earth, I can chomp on granola, yogurt and strawberries.
Feel free to visit my little treehouse/bakery. I also export my foods if you ask me nicely.
136.) There is actually a distinct difference to the way we use our Ys and Xs. You use them in a slightly more substantial way, if you know what I mean, and mine feel more starry. If you know what I mean.
They have a distinct difference, though. Look at the words.
142) Yup you spelled it wrong
143) May I pretty please trade some rare and delicious cider fruit for some donuts and granola? Pretty please with EverSprinklasting Sprinklies on top? Those are mine too, you can have some if you want.
Today, on my old planet, Gragh, in the Arago Nebulon Galaxy, it is Alasphatgar, the day of kindness and giving. I am giving all you PPPer’s 1 bushel of Ciderfruit each in honor of this holiday. Enjoy!
141- I’m staying, I have earth science for all of next week to do this weekend because I’m going to be at the FFA national convention in Indianapolis next week except for Monday. All my other teachers won’t give me their homework until Monday, and I probably won’t do it when I’m gone, so I won’t be able to procrastinate when I come back or the homework won’t get done.
142- It’s Nyllix. Copyerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr j/k
what about the new planet? it is filled with pies! it has 5 more moons! i`m visteting aeiou now.it is the most advansed nation on the 2 planets
yogurt and granola- yum
you guys are making me hungry
What new planet? I feel completly out of the loop.
145~ Okay.
Avenger Toad likes the sprinklies.
Uh oh, he’s rolled in them now.
And, being everlasting, I doubt they’ll want to come off…
ZYKA DO NOT READ THIS!!!
136- just Friday. sorry.
Nyllix has used it’s superior pie-telescope imagery to find the second Planet Pie. Our leading astronomer, Rymall Nexylla, has confirmed suspicions that PPP2 is indeed a hoax, pulled by TMFA to attract attention to his country, Feather. Don’t worry, TMFA, we all love you.
Thanks for filling me in, kiki. I just scrolled back up and I guess my eye must have just skipped a few posts or something. And of course its a hoax, a second ppp would just ruin the point of the first one.
143- Ötzi, may I please have a shipful of your foods? Please? With a shipful of flours on top??
145- agrrrfishi, THANK YOU SO MUCH for the ciderfruit!! At our market, (Saturdays and Thursdays) it was donated and sold with the utmost success. Did I forget to mention sampled multiple times?
yes, the second planet is a holographic image posted by nearby stars and asteroids to fool us. (Stars, asteroids, comets, suns although they’re stars, moons, and all other space paraphernalia are pretty much proved uninhabitable by renowned scientists all over our planet and moons. for future reference.)
I can’t figure out the word(s) the Beatrice Letters spell. Don’t tell me. Just mentioning.
Anyone who would like to come to Gloastaia’s market, (which is a loud, cultural, and outdoors experience) is welcome to come. Many Gloastaian special flowers and herbs are on display and for sale that cannot thrive in other countries, climates, and planets.
I completely agree with Julieb in post 153.
I think this is the COOLEST blog ever.
(peace sign? Is that possible, GAPAs? I’m very very sorry I ask you to insert so many things, but I LOVE the faces and don’t know how to get you to write them in without a lot of text in parentheses like this. Anyways, could you please insert a peace sign here if you can? If not a smiley face with its tongue sticking out, if not a laughing face, if not a winking face.)
Hi Isabella,
We GAPAs will go even crazier than we already are if we take the time to insert smileys and other fun symbols in MuseBloggers’ comments. If you want to figure out how to do it yourself, you can find some tips on The HG2MB (Hitchhiker’s Guide to MuseBlog). Scroll to the bottom for the smiley info.
150) They will come off, in about 10 hours. I’m glad Avenger Toad enjoys!
154) OOOH! People really like em’! Sweet!
I would like to inform you all that my new store on Blister moon is open. It is called Fruit of Galactiga,and it sells alll of the fresh fruits ad vegetables and baked goods from my garden and my home bakery. I would really enjoy some buisness,as I need some more exported items to trade and money to pay off my mortgage.
Nyllix has a Holomarket, where you go inside a building and check out one of 3 consoles- Food, Entertainment, and Other. Then you drop a coin into the console, and pull out a pair of VR goggles and gloves, which you put on and are immediatly in a large, silvery spacey mall, where you can see and interact with other (real) people wearing their own goggles. Since you have the gloves, you can pick up things and buy them. It took our leading team of VR experts a year to develop this system. Speaking of years, how long is a day on PPP? A year?
156- even crazier? is thT POSSIBLE?
oops. it seems that instead of hitting the a i hit the “caps lock” button in my last post.
158- i think it should be the same as earth time just for simplicity. that’s how it is in Duckland at least.
Sorry for my long absence. School and then an upgrade did non wonders for my time on the computer.
I export grapes, pumpkins and chocolate chips.
I will be very happey to teade with sombody else.
I have met and conferred with the Lords of Hel. Apparently, they have nothing to do with the christian conception of hell, and are mad at the Church for scaring away clients. Hel is, in fact, an internet café and meeting place for fantasy rpg geeks.
Here’s a pirate smiley that I invented.
?-)
@
(::::::::)
l l
*bored*
Banana cream pies are the best!
***()()**
***OO**
****V***
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeee!!!
165, 166- This is not the place for stuff like that, it clogs up this wonderful thread. A good place to do that is a) Stupid Senseless Smiley Stories, or b) October Foliage. If you would like to participate here, join a country, particularly Nyllix. Thank you.
Dear creampiewar,
This is an official letter inviting you to become a citizen of Gloastaia. We have a museum, a café, a market, and a field full of flours. These are a prime ingredient in our distinctive pies. We are the First Moon, the moon with colorful catacombs underneath our feet. We have also commisioned a fountain of Xyllia (courtesy of Zyka, Ruler of the Universe) for the International Park.
We would love to have you.
Signed,
The Government of Gloastaia, First Moon
*:oops:*
I’m very sorry, Rosanne and all other GAPAs I must have troubled with my evilness.
*:oops:*
A holiday is coming up, it’s my steer’s 1 and 1/2 birthday on the 28th and Cowland sends out free shipments of cowtails on holidays, who wants some? Actually, I’m going to be gone next week until the 28th, so I won’t be able to get a list of those that want cowtails, so I’ll send tem to everyone, ready or not!!!!!!!!!
170- What are cowtails? We can send you Rock-Candy.
171- thanks, cowtails are a kind of candy. They are long and thin with chewey caramel outside and a creamy vanilla filling. I like them
Do cows like grapes?
I would like to arrange a trade of grapes for cow tails. Cow tails sound awsome.
Anybody need some pumpkins???
153-154-yes ppp2 is a hoxks put on by my and fasa to sell feathers donuts.the sfasppp sattile is real but it was lanched for the progeatsoin things.
in outher news feather has sent a group of pie tree to the park
nobodys here for the ptary.plese come
154-Okay. But I’d appreciate something in return.
Pumkins, anybody?
I will take some cowtails!
173- i would take pumpkins, buti doubt i would ever get around to thinking about how i should be thinking about using them.
oy! so much procrastinanting to do and so little time to do it in.
feather hade a party today it ofver now but all 100 citazens of feather came.
the only food we grow here is duckweed, but if anyone wants some they’re welcome to it.
Thanks, emmatheduck. Avenger Toad eats it like candy.
I hav4e a big probleM!
MY GARDEN IS BEING INFESTED BY NARLYSLUGS! HELLLLLLLLP! Do any of you have some Slugeating Spray? Please say YES!
i have donuts that has slugeating spray in them.leve them out and the slugs will eat them and die
173- I NEED PUMPKINS!!!!!!!!!! To carve scary, evil halloween faces. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
175- I’ll send you a shipful of flours.
Gloastaia is making a special halloween treat- coming soon.
Right now I have A TON of HW. (homework)
181- We have some slug repellent, which does not kill the slugs. I have sent you some. Please send me the slugs in return. I don’t want them killed (please tell me if you think I’m being rude) and can put them in my museum as a living exhibit. Thanks.
WOW!!!! I’ve double posted, but within 23 hours of the other post!!!!!
If that makes any sense.
As a continuation of my note to Ötzi– When I said “with a shipful of flours on top” (blog 154) that was my weird way of saying I’d send you said shipful of flours. Just so that you don’t think I’m a miser. I’ve sent you the flours. You can keep the ship.
182-Thanx very much, I will keep them on hand.
183-I have sent you the remaining slugs. But they are huge, and I fear that they will eat your museum whole.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THE SLUGS ATE 1/8TH OF MY PRECIOUS GARDEN! I have had to replant it all from scratch. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
186- Yes, the slugs are very big. I made a room for them, but it might have to be resized. However, my museum is not in danger. In a slug’s eyes, everything is labeled “food” or “not food.” The Natural Museum of Pie (the museum’s official name, it is nicknamed The Pie) is labeled not food.
there are a few ducks here who like slugs. I’m sending them over to eat ssome for you.
One shipment of punkins going to Isabella.
A shipment is about 100 punkins ranging from tiny to OMGODTHATSHUGE!
Punkins are easy to carve, keep long carved or not, taste good in pies, and are good when ‘tiny’ punkins are fried and dipped in choklit.
Punkins still available
Hey, guys…so I’ve been kinda busy, lately, and I haven’t really been keeping up with this, so I’m sorry…I’ll try to do better. =( No, really.
189- It’s pumpkins.
(191)
Maybe not on Planet Pie.
189-Can I trade you some Ciderfruit and GalactaBerries for about 39 punkins? Pretty Please?
It is ‘punkins’ emmatheduck
Certainly, Agrrrfishi. 39 punkins coming your way.
I was out for a while… What do you do with Galactaberries?
Ooh, punkins! I would like some, 110 to be exact. I shall give you some homegrown Swedish Fish, Rock-Candy from our mines, or Swamp Monster’s saliva (it’s marshmallow fluff). Pick one, and fast! We in Nyllix need those punkins to put our Spollyna candles in. They are made of bad Rock-Candy, which means Rock-Candy that has blemishes or fell in the mud. We then line the punkin-candles along the treasure-hunting beach.
Awesome! Kiki. Could I have some Swedish Fish and some Rock Candy in exchange for the punkins? You still get 110 punkins anyway, carving tools included…
Who celebrates Halloween out there?
PUMPKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all the humans here are dressing as ducks for halloween (including me) and all the ducks are dressing as humans
AAn announcement from Ysallia:
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(WeneedanewPPPthreadeventhoughthisoneissmall)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0.o Gapas, you can cut the exclamation marks down. 0.o (erase this post)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…..top.secret.communication.that.will.only.be.found.by.the.most.dedicated.post.reader….the.tupisodaloric.groves.are.developing.an.interdimensional.gateway…sorry.GAPAS.for.bad.use.of.space.
how do you make the ritin go way off the page th the right?
173- sure, cows like grapes, at least the ones on PPP do, cowtails coming your way, and they are free today becouse it is my steer’s 1 and 1/2 birthday.
TELEGRAM TO PPP:
Top Secret Message Recieved Stop Pumpkins Recieved Stop Gloastaia Celebrates Halloween Moonwide Stop Museum Has Trick-Or-Treating Throughout Exhibits (Strange Bizarre Odd Treats To Be Had There Wear Your Costume) Stop And At The Lake We Have Underwater Halloween Where There Are Carved Pumpkins With Lit Underwater Candles Inside Stop And Everyone Is Dressed Up In Water-Tight Costumes Stop In The Flour Field We Have A Scavenger Hunt (Costumes, Of Course) Stop In The Catacombs Underneath Gloastaia We Have A Labyrinth Leading To A Costume Contest Stop
PLEASE COME!!!
If It Is OK With Kiki The Great (Does The Name Come From Enid Blyton?) At Midnight All Trick-Or-Treaters On Gloastaia Will Journey On A SPECIAL SHIP To Kiki’s Beach And Get More Candy.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.when.the.secret.gateway.is.completed.may.I.explore.the.fourth.dimension.sorry.GAPAs.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!201.and.204.how.I.love.you.guys!!!!!!!!.I.must.be.a.dedicated.post.reader…..I.just.know.the.GAPAS.are.going.to.tell.us.to.stop.soon…..Sorry.Gapas…—:(
205-
PLEASE GLOASTAIA NEEDS MORE PUNKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* 80 * *
203- Yeah, sure Isabella!! Treats!! We have gotten some special icecream from digging deep into the PPP’s crust (which is made of icecream). It’s Mantle icecream!!
isabella- you can have as many punkins as you need. whenever you need them. -Punkins being sent to Glostiaia-
We selebrate Halloween by having someone go out and hid punkins all over the country and then the people go out and find them and some of the punkins have candy in them and its realy cool celebration.
I really need to come up with a product for Agridulce… we are great storytellers here.
I would like some Punkins please. I am willing to trade the punkin’s wheight in chocolate for them. I shall need about 100,000, and specification on type of chocolate.
Ok, time to detail halloween celebration in Ataraxia.
Giant celebration. Everyone must participate. If you are found to be home but aren’t handing out candy you could face up to 1 year in jail. (this rarely happens) Those who aren’t home must leave bowl of candy outside door. A free Punkin from the Ataraxian government is given to every citizen, and the palace and all public places are decorated lavishly. In addition, any person found egging or tp’ing houses shall be fined the cost of clean up and made to work on a squad that cleans up the mess made on halloween. Halloween trick-or-treat officially starts at 5:00 and ends at 11:00, with many special activities held at zoo’s and such, including a haunted mine tour in the GCM.
194-Tou can make the GalactaBerries into my famous GalactaBeryy Pie, which I will be sending you a recipe for.
203-You bet I’m coming! And I will bring Ciderfruit and a very special new fruit breed of mine, the NarzingyThingy Friut. It is the EXACT taste of Halloween wrapped into a small tasty round fuzzy Black-and-orange ball. Can’t wait!
208- Thank you very much, Kiki the Great. May I have some icecream?
209- YAY!! Punkins!
Who is coming to Gloastaia for Halloween? I need a list. See posts 203 and 208 for details. There will also be ice cream. Kiki permitting.
Did I forget to mention the 5 tons of candy that I’m ordering from all over PPP?
For everyone who owns a country that has sweets, may I have 5 shipfuls of everything? I know this is a mass order. Please come to Gloastaia for Halloween. Tell me how I can repay you for the order. Thanks.
213- Yes, very well. 2 tons max order. What flavor?
214- Ok, I’ll send you 3 tons of Rock-Candy, 2 tons of Swamp Monster Saliva, and 4 tons of Sedish Fish fresh from the pond.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……..204.absolutely.there.are.nine.spatial.dimensions.and.three.temporal.ones….each.of.the.three.known.universe.types.has.some.combination.of.these…sorry.GAPAs.this.is.just.so.much.fun.to.do
The last time I was here, it had just started, and I thought that it was exactly the same as Museica, so I left it. I don’t get it…
202- you just type something really long without any spaces
205- who cares if they tell us to stop? we don’t have to do what we’re told!
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD[That’s enough! –Admin.]
217-Well, as you can probably see, it’s not. Ask questions…that’s really the only way to find stuff out about PPP, now that it’s evolved so much.
218-Apparently, you do.
All the residents of the S.C. Islands are going to Stalkland for Halloween!!! We’ll be stalked all night long, and I am determined not to dance on the table this time! Lol.
WhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatI’m.surprised.I.didn’t.mess.up.on.any.of.those.”whats”.but.if.we.got.a.new.PPP.thread.it.would.pretty.much.be.just/to.put.us.back.on.the.top.of.the.list.but.so.what?whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Sorry, but I just had to do it once…I promise, that’s the first, only, and last time I will.
214:*sends some granola and strawberries, and a vat of yogurt* *considers* *adds 30 fresh pies, 50 dozen homegrown donuts, and 20 omygodthatshuge-size vats of chocolate*
tentative measuring system:
infintesimal
tiny
normal
rather large
whoa
omygodthatshuge
214- 5 pounds of All Natural bubble flavored bubble gum and Never Byte Jawbreakers coming your way, isabella! And many Sweet Apple Pyes as well. I will send you fifty.
Julieb- I’m not sure what I’d do with that much choklit so I’ll just send you the punkins and then if I need choklit may I just ask you?
#220- I love the measuring system.
I WOULD LIKE CHOKLIT! May i trade you some ciderfruit(get while supplies last you people, at Fruit of Galactiga, my store on Blister Moon. Buisness is booming!) and my GrassGreen Edi-Lawn seed for that choklit?
AAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUMPKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO PUNKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO CHOKLIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is Duckland the only country on this whole planet that spells things right?!?
213- I’ll come! and so will Avenger Toad! I’ve made him his own suit. It says AT on it, and he has goggles to match.
225- It’s choklit, all right?
222- Thanks.
223- Were you talking to me? Because if you were, sure!
220- That’s great!
228-Yes I was. Thanx!
sorry i hevent been on for like the whole 2nd part :() but even though ist the 1st evryone caN take a bite of the Great Bubble Gum Statue Thingiemabobbermadoodleysquishingthawangey
srry 4 duble post want to sa i meant 1 novemb
may I have some pumpkins?
232- you said pumpkins! thank you!
oh no we’ve sunk back to page 2 but at least we’re at the top of the page now
NEWS FLASH! My garden has produced a rare and unexpected fruit! I call it a Nurple, because it is new and a fuzzylavender with dark purple blotches.It is grapey and sugary and reallygood!
If you would like some, come to my store, Fruit of Galctiga on Blister Moon, or order by rocket using various forms of contact. Bye!
I would like a Nurple. In exchange, you can have a Nyllaberyy, Nyllix’s main fruit. The Nurple will be used in a Nyllixian ceremony tomorrow.
I don’t know…maybe I don’t even have to check in, you guys are doing so well on your own…but, nonetheless, I’ll check it tomorrow and the day before starting to check it somewhat irregularly. If you have any questions, ask.
We’re not too far from needing a part three! All is quiet at Cowland, whoever offered me grapes, send a truck of them and I’ll send the truck back with cowtails, I wonder what grape cowtails are like.
buy feathers pies,hay,corn,and donuts for thanksgiving
In accordance to the post number two hundred and thirty-eight I would like to make a statement of acception and pre-gratitude (And no I didn’t use a dicctionary.)
234- ooh! a rhyme for purple! that should make poetry a bit easier:
I like my nurple
it is so purple
can i have some? it sounds really good.
235-Okay! Instead, could we trade by the bushel? If yes, I shall send a rocket your way!
237-It is not the grape, it is the Nurple. May I trade you for some Cowtails puhleeze?
238-Okay!
240-Would you like some Nurples? Right now what I need is Ccyl. Do you have any?
141- sure, I’m sure cows like nurple
I feed my cows nurple,
It makes them go purple,
My cow tails are purple,
Because of the nurple!
Only 58 posts until PPP 3rd
242-Lol…you’re counting down?
the ducks eat some nurple
it makes them get purple
and then they can’t chirp-le
until they go burp-le
244- kcudehtamme, that’s very good. would make up one but mom is getting angry
I’m sorry i haven’t been on in a week or so.
How was Halloween? On Gloastaia the TOTing was FANTASTIC!!!!
219- Shadowkat, you danced on the table AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadowkat should go down in the history books for dancing on the tables.
Gloastaia has a library. *goes to record Shadowkat’s repeated dancing on table escapades in Big History Book*
244-Sorry, I didn’t really notice before(I guess I wasn’t paying attention), but when did you start posting on the PPP thread? And are you a resident of any countries or moons?
246-Well, I might’ve, but I certainly don’t know it! And be sure I’ll find something to put in my Big History Book about you…I just have to find it….
247- I have a country and i’ve been here for a while. i just changed my name. you can probably figure out who i am if you examine my new name carefully, since it is related to the old one. if you still don’t see it, the second word of post 244 should give you a hint
The top-secret project that some of you know about is finished. It is in the deepest cave of the Subterranean Library under the Lore Mountains. Any who wish to come must pay the equivalent of 500 evorgs. Sorry, but we have to make some profit.
all costimers of feather peacle send me 20 pounds of your sepiaels
248) Hah! I know who you are, pwner of Duckland!
251- i’m glad SOMEONE finally figured it out
there once was a fruit called a nurple,
because all who ate it turned purple
there was only one cure
which took a whole year
and then made the victim go burp-le!
i know cure and year don’t quite rhyme, but it was the best i could think of.
sorry to triple post, but we need a Nurple Poetry thread.
254- that’d be cool, but it’d get old quickly
My favorite food is nurple,
It makes me go so purple.
The people stare and stare,
When I go anywhere.
I wish I had an antidote,
Written on a little note.
I look, I look in hopes to find,
A little note of this kind.
I found a note with the antidote!
I mix it up and drink it down,
I hope it works, this cure I found.
Alas, I find this antidote,
has turned me into an orange goat!
What rhymes with orange?
Cowland is celebrating Bull Fawkes day tomorrow, like Guy Fawkes, only epigys (sp?) of the evil bull, Zeus, are burned, and cows celebrate by eating molasses, fudge and any other cow candies people send them.
(255),
Lots of things rhyme with orange: norange, blorange, squorange. They aren’t words, but they rhyme.
yah those rhyhme with orange but the don’t sound as good as nurple.
lets see if that thing still works
AAAAAA[enough, TMFA. –Admin.]I.LOVE.NURPLE.
Everyone please read all of this message:
Oob, I would like to see the Project, if you don’t mind. I am packing my bags for the Tupisodaloric Groves and bringing 250 astaii. I believe that is the equivalent to 500 evorgs. I cannot bring more.
Astaii are the Gloastaian currency. The singular is asta, the plural astaii. I am not willing to pay more astaii because I have to rethink Gloastaia’s economic system. We have given out too much for free, and now are a poor moon. There is a law limiting almost everything, and no Gloastaian is even allowed to have ONE FLOUR because we have to reserve those for trading. We have also raised the tourist prices to The Natural Museum of Pie (nicknamed The Pie, you must remember), the Lake, the Library, and the Catacombs.
Prices:
The Natural Museum of Pie- Ages 0-1, free. Ages 2-4, two astaii. Ages 5-7, five astaii. Ages 8-11, seven astaii. Ages 12-18, eight astaii. Ages 19-40, fourteen astaii. Ages 40-60, sixteen astaii. Ages 60 and up, seventeen astaii.
The Lake- To swim the price is five astaii for 0-10 and ten astaii for 11 and up. To rent diving equipment (oxygen tank, goggles, flippers, etc.) twenty astaii. To buy a swimsuit, two astaii.
The Library- Rules: you must be close to silent when there. The books are very sensitive to sound. Remember what happened last time, Shadowkat? You must be five or older to enter. Admission prices: Ages 5-15, eight astaii. Ages 16 or older, ten astaii. To check out books you must have a library card, which will let you take out all the books you want. The library card is for all ages, and the price is five astaii. Just remember that the books are sound-sensitive. If you don’t have a quiet place to read you can just check them out and read them in the library. We have a sizeable reading room. Normally you’d be able to simply not check them out and read them in the Library, but right now we need the money. Sorry.
The Catacombs- Take a ‘Tour of the UnderWorld’ for seven astaii, all ages. A ‘TrueBlue’ visit (named because it visits the most spectacular room discovered so far, The Indigo Cavern) encompasses the Tour of the UnderWorld plus more than eleven other caves, is for all ages and costs ten astaii.
We hope these prices do not seem too unfair. We are also offering a massive flour trade. Our Observatory will be opening to the public soon.
Please come and SUPPORT GLOASTAIA!!!!!
kcudehtamme sdrawkcab is name backwards!!YAY!!!!!!!oh ya right,i’m talking like a geek.Well here goes:My youthly asociate, I have verified by a process of trial and error that the marks, made by this micro-chip program called a “computer”,frequently known as “letters” , are the same as when turned into reverse.
wow, trukai.
Who would like flours????
Cost per ship, 250 astaii. Equivalent in evorgs, 500. Number of flours per ship, 750.
More about the currency of Gloastaia:
Guide to this guide- first is the singular form of the word, next the plural, then a dash, then what it is
Quip, Quippee- smallest Gloastaian money form
Gloe (pronounced like glow), Glee- one hundred twenty quippee
Asta, astaii (pronounced ast-I: I as in the first person singular) – one hundred twenty glee
Kros (rhymes with across), Krose (rhymes with rose)- one hundred astaii
I would like to add to post 261 that astaii are exactly twice evorgs. This is why astaii are considered the most important Gloastaian money-form: it is so easy to convert.
248-Omg, I’m dumb…ok, sorry about that…geez.
I put in a random thread number starting with 5 in the proper space in the address bar and got here. Thought you should know, even though nobody cares.
248-Hello Emmatheduck. Yes I know it is you. Hehe!Cuz you love ducks and you own Duckland. Wheee!
Isabella: My visit to the museum in recent past was so much fun. Even though it is small, it is quite interesting.
here’s a poem i wrote last night. i know it doesn’t make much sense, but it was the middle of the night and i wasn’t really thinking straight, and i just wanted some rhymes so i made them up.
There is a thing called a rainbow,
with all the colors you can find on a mane-bow*
all the hues there are found in a spectrum
except for that of a peck-drum**
the first color that you see is red
at the top of the rainbow, the head
just below that you will find bright orange
the original color of store-henge***
the next in the rainbow is yellow
an unpopular flavor for jell-o
after that is the natural green,
the tint found in may a bean
next is the interesting blue,
just look up and you shall see that hue
and last is unrhymeable purple,
for which we’ve invented the nurple
thus goes my rhyme ’bout ev’ry color
which really could not have been duller
*mane-bow: a ribbon tied in the hair on the back of a horse’s neck
**peck-drum: the woodpecker word for tree, obviously referring to the color brown
***store-henge: a looong time ago there was a store in England called store-henge. it was painted bright orange and made mostly out of wood, though part of it was stone. the wood part burned down leaving only the huge stones. the orange paint faded over time and is no longer visible. the name store-henge is the one part of it that has mostly survived over time, though it has been changed slightly. now most people refer to these ruins as ‘stone henge’
That is a good poem!!
I’m sorry our museum is so small. (Homework reasons, which reminds me, right now I have tons of the stuff)
I’ll work on the poem about the orange goat, but now I have to go milk the cows.
266- nice poem
266-Bravo!
Sorry for double, but:
267-I feel our pain.
Darn it! That was supposed to say *your! I’m sorry…I guess I’m more tired than I thought….
271- s’OK. I figure that I’m not the only one with homework.
Our museum is starting to renovate so that it can expand and hold more exhibits which will come later. Like the four new species recently discovered in Gloastaia…
we do have some Gloastaian coins on display, though. Well, what earthlings would call coins. They are actually small chunks of different colored crystal. The crystal is broken off from our catacombs. It is one of our natural resources. But since we are big on protecting nature, we do not drill in our catacombs. Only a small amount of rock crystal is used for each coin, and no one would ever guess that crystal has been taken from our grottos. The process of collecting the material is this way:
first find the cave the color that you want the coin to be (this is a difficult job if you have no map)
in this cave there must be stalactites and stalagmites (there are only two discovered caves without them, used as auditoriums)
the stala(c or g)mites are colored like the cave
these stala(c or g)mites produce a minerally and completely natural liquid, one drop per day
you gather up the drop
it is solidified and expanded by our moneymakers by a process too complicated to explain
The colors look beautious together, and we distinguish whether it is a quip, gloe, asta, or kros by the color. Here is a color code (see post 261 for more on Gloastaian money):
A quip- emerald green
A gloe- it glows like gloastaia. the light is multi-colored, like a soap bubble.
An asta- scarlet
A kros- indigo (the rarest color, very special. this is also the rarest coin. On Gloastaia there are only 1001 of these as of date. Of course, these are being made as we speak. these actually take two drops, therefore two days to make.)
all the forms of currency are on sale as souvenirs in any store in Gloastaia. however, only the grottos have genuine krose as souvenirs. The other have synthesized krose. you can tell by the core in the center of synthesized krose, which doesn’t exist in real krose.
the prices of the currency forms in souvenir shops are typically around three times the currency value.
I feel a random comment welling up…
if you don’t like random comments don’t read this…
Asta la vista, baby!!
whatever that means.
272-You need an “h” at the beginning of “asta”, so that it’s “hasta”…it means “until I see you”…that’s not a literal translation…if I did that, it’d make practically no sense…but that’s what it means.
Okay, so my store buisness is goin’ well, but I still need many food items. I would like to trade with anyone who has items that are not on this list.
MY PRODUCTS
Ssalar
Kdino
Choklit
Fluff
Ccyl
Pumpkin pie
Cool Lava
____________________________________
HOME GROWN ITEMS
Nurple
Ciderfruit
Raril
Soogerclowd
Native Boysenberry
SniffleFruit
Please report soon!
agrrrfishi- Would you like some flours?
shadowkat- no, it is asta. it does not mean anything that i know of and i did not intend for there to be any parallel. i got it from gloASTAia.
Duckland will be having a huge celebration on Saturday, November 11th, 2006 to celebrate my 5,000th birthday. Everyone is invited. Pies will be served.
emmatheduck backwards- I AM COMING!!!!!!
This topic is SO inactive!!!!!!!!
come on, come on! keep the action going. maybe if we have a new part then we’ll get more people.
276-I RSVP! I am coming no matter what! YAY! I have been trying to visit Duckland for a very long time! Now I actually can. May I bring a few entrees?
273- oooooh!!!!! I GET it!!! you weren’t talking about astaii, the currency, but ASTA in ASTA LA VISTA BABY!!!!!!!!!! thanks a lot for telling me what it means.
Gloastaia is now hand-making passports for people of all nations.
What we are selling:
flours
passports
catacomb tours
visits to gloastaia
access to the library
museum visits (it has a cafe)
hikes through the Pink Bunny Maria
gloastaian pigments
healing water
swims in our lake on the south pole (which is warm and is called Lake Slistersluth)
a lottery to win the first visit ever to the International Park, which Gloastaians have been working on for years and have now finished. there is a beautiful fountain of Xyllia, courtesy of Zyka, with healing water flowing in it. The water has a mind of its own and dances for small children. It makes geometric patterns and sometimes spells out jokes.
our market, which is free (you can buy our flowers, not flours, and herbs) and fun
for particulars go to posts 13, 55, 87, 100, 102, 117, 154, 258, 260, 261, and 272
if you remember, the International Park is on the planet. It is an unclaimed and unclaimable country.
WE ARE THE PIITES!! (pronounced pie-ites)
If you become a citizen of Gloastaia, First and Biggest Moon, you are also elegible to run for Ambassador. Every six months we will reelect an Ambassador. An ambassador goes to other countries and negotiates. However, the ambassador is under my control and if s/he displeases me they can be kicked out of office. The first ambassador will be a trial run to see if Gloastaia wants an ambassador. Because of this the first ambassador’s ambassadorship will only be three months. To run you must write a little about why you think you’d be a good ambassador (optional: create a campaign advertisement/slogan) and post it on this thread. You have one week to write and post your campaign speeches/why you’d be a good ambassador (i.e. until November 16th). November 17-25th are voting days. By 3:30 on the 25th all votes MUST be cast. On the 26th the winner will be anounced.
Rules:
-You must be a Gloastaian citizen to run.
-You must be a Gloastaian citizen to vote.
-You can only vote once.
-You cannot vote for yourself.
-You do not have to vote if you are not running.
-If you are running you must vote (this rule is because if there are no Glostaian citizens not running then no one would have voted because candidates cannot vote for themselves and they would not want to give other candidates a vote)
-You cannot make a big fuss if you lose, you must pie the winner with a Congragulation Pie, and you can always run next time.
-An ambassador can be reelected once.
-If you copy someone else’s campaign speech/commercial you are automatically disqualified.
-You can resign after being ambassador for one month.
If you have any questions, please post them. Happy campaigning!
276-I’m coming! And I’ll bring Banana Cream Pie!!!
280-No hay una problema!
284- You don’t have a problem? Is that what it means?
Another rule for post 283- If there is a tie there will be another election between those two people only.
(284) No hay ningun problema. (Double negative, and “problema” is one of those feminine-looking masculine nouns.)
277, 279, 284- good! i’ll look forward to seeing you there. Anyone who wants to can bring food, although it is not mandatory so don’t feel bad if you dont bring any. Pies are preferred, but any food is good as long as it does not contain duck.
274- I have milk, chocolate milk, cowtails, chocolate cowtails, and grape cowtails, and cows
288- I’m RSVP-ing for the party. remind me to come, though
party time! *pies everyone in sight*
289-ok Elizabeth time to come!
290-coming, AAhhhh *ducks pie, then returns one. bulls eye! Prepares a water gun with chocolate milk, soaks everyone in sight* this is a fun party.
PS- I was bringing roast duck, but on my way, an army of ducks attacked me with many brutal kicks and pecks, they stole the duck, then ran off to give it a proper burial, including a 20-duck salute of projectile diarrhea aimed at me. Just a warning to anyone, don’t bring duck to Duckland.
forget talking like a geek it takes way to long to think it up.WAIT!!!WAIT!!!IM coming to party!!!!
sorry for double posting but only 7 more until new thread!!!!!!!and i’m bringing chocolate and bublle gum!!!and now tours to my country are open,the currency is snoolbuds 1 snoolbuud equals about $2.50.tours are only 2snoolbuds for kids(ages 4-12)free for babys(ages 1-3)4 for adults(ages 13-64)and 2 for seniors(65+)
NEWS FLASH: a geyser field has been erupting and so,discovered on the plains!they erupt burning hot fudge, but our biuldong team has built a sort of plastis moat without the water around them so the fudge can sit there and cool off and then be harvested.
Isabella iwould like to set up a permanent trading deal.I will send 1and 1/2 boxes of chocolate for every 1 box of flours.arrghfish i’ll give you an ofeer also.For every 2 pounds of fudge i send you i’ll take 6 handfull of fluff.If you guys accept i’ll have my cats start a contionous rocket chain(rocket arrives full of goods,you guys take them and then measure out an apropiate amount of your stuff and put it back in the rocket, which will go back to my country and unload and fill up again.I’ll have 6 rockets going to each country non-stop.)(of course with diferent shifts of cats and humans.)
on the news flash i meant building team and plastic moat sorry : oops :
how long does this party last? Anyway, I have to leave now to take care of the cows. It’s been fun, but your ducks don’t seem to like me, they’ve been stalking me all day, probably to make sure I don’t try to roast another duck. How could I resist the first one? “Duck is a nice sweet meat” as they said in Babe.
285-It means “there is no problem”, but, literally, it means “no there is a problem”. Totally different things, eh? It’s fun to translate Spanish literally.
only 3 more posts
295- Of course we don’t like you! In fact, i have just banned anyone named Elizabeth from coming within the borders of Duckland.
297-you shouldnt post just because you want a new thread, because that is pointless posting. We would all like a new thread, but that doesnt mean we post excessively just cause we want a to get up to 300.
Thanks to everyone who attended my party. It was a lot of fun! I’m still trying to clean pie off my face…….
298-You’re welcome! On the other hand, I think most people (except for us loyal Piites) have forgotten about our thread. We’re on 299, though, so just one more….
275-Ooh, YES!
289-I will trade for al of them!
gapas new therd plese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok now i think it’s time for a new thread……. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ??
now i have to say something important to make this a non-pointless post, so let’s see………… I’m sending Thank-you notes and duckweed pies to everyone who attended my party. I hope you all like them!
mmmmm luv duckweed! i will grow some!
whoops forgot. the PPP needs a new thread,i am feeling a little…. how you say packed in.