Harry Potter, Again
Just because people can’t stop talking about it, and we haven’t had a new thread for it since the summer of 2007.
Date: November 13, 2008
Categories: The Universe, Things We like
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Just because people can’t stop talking about it, and we haven’t had a new thread for it since the summer of 2007.
Date: November 13, 2008
Categories: The Universe, Things We like
Harry is awesome! Although I like Ron better, actually.
post 0–actually, that’s debatable. The summer 2007 HP thread was the last all encompassing HP thread (and I use all encompassing loosely–DH talk was forbidden), but we have had the DH–spoilers allowed thread, also during the summer of 2007, and if you count the Trivia-Off threads (MissSwann, whatever happened to our competition?), we’ve had HP threads much more recently.
Anyway, HP is, of course, undeniably awesome. It is so much fun to go back and look at the HP v. 2007.1 thread, and look at all the comments posted disputing my theories, and then enjoy a [guilty and despicable] moment of sel-triumph [“ha, I was right, they were wrong!”].
No, seriously, it’s fun to look at all the theories (right and wrong) about what people thought would happen, and compare them to what really did happen. Of course, I will always feel a bit of pride in my theories explaining exactly how Snape was good (including his love for Lily Evans, and thus his ahtred of James), and how Harry was a Horcrux (including the tangent that Harry was related to Voldie), how RAB was Regulus A Black, and the Horcrux locket was the unopenable locket from Grimmauld, stolen either by Mundungus or Kreacher (or both, as it turned out). To be quite honest, I am still a bit in shock that pretty much all my theories, down to the most minute detail were actually right.
Seriously, when I read DH for the first time, and I got to the point where Harry was at Hogwarts, Snape had just been killed, I honestly didn’t believe there was enough space left for my theories to be proved correct, and I felt a bit sad (although happy too) that I wasn’t entirely spot on. But then, when I was reading Snape’s memories, and we are given proof of his loyalties (I’m afraid I started doubting him after he cut of George’s ear–strange, that–iw as loyal throughout the death of Dumbledore, but the minor loss of an ear…..), I was overjoyed (and I especially liked how the conversation overheard by Hagrid, that I used to argue Snape’s loyalties was present in its full,a nd that it went exactly as I argued), and then again when we found out about his love for Lily, and then, the bittersweet moment when we learned Harry was indeed a Horcrux. Ssweet, because it proved the last of my theories correct, but bitter and terrible, as it foretold the death of Harry. I truly believed that he was going to die, and the moment I read those words, Snape’s outrage that they had protected harry so long just to kill him, when I heard Harry’s fate sealed, I burst into tears, not just a few tears like during the other deaths, but full-fledged sobbing. I was truly crying my heart out, tears coursing down my cheeks,a nd I didn’t stop until the moment Voldemort killed him. And I only stopped then, because I was crying so much that my nose was all clogged, and well, disgusting as it sounds, I had snot running out of my nose (c’mon, I’m sure you’ve all cried so hard that your nose clogs and then starts running horribly), so I had to put down the book and go clean up, and by the time I finished wiping my nose and eyes, etc, I had stopped crying, in time to start the next chapter, where Harry speaks to Dumbledore.
Ummm, anyway, sorry, long post, wasn’t intentional…..but I just get carried away when i start talking HP!
1–Yeah, harry and Ron are boht cool, but I”m rather partial to Luna! (Gee, betcha guys would’ve never guessed that!)
Anyway, I better get off the computer–I have to head over to biolab pretty soon here…..
oooh, and SFTDP, but some of you might remember two years ago when I decided to start posting all the differences between the British editions and the US editions? Well, sad to say, although I have read all of the HP books in the British edition (with the exception of DH–haven’t had time yet), I never even got all the way through PS comparing differences…….Too time consuming.
SFTTP–I do not believe the GAPA on duty actually read my post 2–it was posted by the time I finished typing up my next one, which was less than a minute later! Not that I care, but……
(4) Actually, I did, in fact, read the whole thing before approving it. It’s true that sometimes I skim very rapidly just to make sure there’s nothing untoward, but I swear this time, I read it all.
I hated Harry Potter 7- J.K. R. just killed of all the characters who got in the way. 5 was cool though- I love what they do to Umbrige.
5–ok, ok, I believe you! It was just moderated surprisingly quick, given the slow moderation times of late…..
6–I haven’t made up my mind about DH yet. I both like it and dislike it. The deaths saddened me, obviously, but then, you cannot wage a full-out war without many, many people getting killed. As far as five–at the time it came out, I hated it. I hated Harry’s attitude, his moody, sullen jerk behavior. And yet, ironically, this was the book that started my obsession. Before five, I was just a typical reader of the series–I liked them, I had read them all once–but I was not fanatical about them. But after the fifth, I was so pissed with Harry’s behavior, that I started daydreaming about how I would’ve acted if I were Harry, which led to me starting a very crappy HP fanfic some of you will remember, which in turn led to me beginning an HP trivia game (still a work in progress, but getting ever closer), which in turn led to me reading and rereading the books, and just becoming all out obsessed. And then, when Muse had that contest where we were supposed to write about Snape’s loyalties, I wrote my first ever HP theory, which in turn set of a flood of other theories…….
*rant*
I can’t believe Warner Bros. MOVED THE DATE of the 6th movie! I mean, c’mon, no more people are going to come see it in the summer than in November. It would be ONE WEEK until it’s release, if they hadn’t CHANGED IT. All of the hard core HP fans would come to the movie whatever the date was. Grrrrr…..
*end rant*
I heard that the Twilight movie release was going to cut into their profits so they moved it *fumes*
Yes, that was the (incredibly irritatingly ridiculous) reason. Oh, twilight (the soap opera of the book world *vomits*) is having it’s movie premiere at Thanksgiving, we can’t possibly have Potter then, too. Morons. Not that the movie was any good, mind you. And my lightning bolt clip on earrings gave me bruises–literally.
*vomits* Hmm, interesting effect, mixed spew. Anyway…
Aaargh, I was so ticked off when that happened! Especially when my Twilight-obsessed friends were all excited about the movie and didn’t think much of the moving of the Harry Potter movie. My homeroom last year was the science lab, and we had two big stationary desks, the teacher let us pick our own spots, and thus: girls at one table, boys at the other. I wanted to schlep all my stuff over to the boys table that month. Alas, I couldn’t. I was forced to learn everything about the movie and the books and of course the actors from my friend.
I can’t wear robes in the summer! Neither can anyone else! What were they thinking???? I could only wear my authentic replica of Dumbledore’s hat.
*fumes*
I didn’t do full costume. That is, unlike for the release of DH, I didn’t dress like Luna. I did, however, deck myself out in HP apparel. I wore my HP socks (I think, I can’t remember, I may not have), my Gryffindor T-shirt–very awesome, not sure how to describe it. It’s got the Gryffindor crest on the front, with little “paint” splotches dotting the front around it, and red and gold stripes on the longish short sleeves. Over that, I wore my HP jean jacket (kids size, so the sleeves were rolled up to my elbows). It has Snitch emblems on the buttons, and says HP above the left pocket. The back once had a Snitch design in rhinestones, but it was missing long before I ever got my hands on it (courtesy of the thrift store my mom works at). I had my HP Nimbus 2000 pin on the jacket, along with two non-HP, but fantasy related pins: A wizard and a dragon, both a bronzeish color. I was wearing my silver fake-diamond studded lightning bolt necklace, my glittery gold plastic lightning bolt clip-on earrings (bruises, I tell you, bruises), my HP charm bracelet, and two red and gold braided ribbons in my hair (probably not visible, the rest of my hair probably ended up covering ’em up).
’twas a bit warm, as it was a very nice day, but I liked it. I decided I looked positively cute. My sister said I looked stupid.
8- But isn’t that the point, really? WB has not much to lose by moving the date, since we would all come anyway. And of course, there’s that whole “making sure the movie is the best possible” aspect of it. *cough* *mutter*
i actually hadn’t talked about it at all (except once in lit class) until last night/this morning when i was texting devin…he said something and i was like “how did i know you were gonna say that?” and he told me i was just magic, so i was like “yeah, still waiting for my hogwarts letter”
((proper grammar added for MBers’s sanity))
him: you’re a little old to get your letter
me: ssh, maybe they just haven’t noticed me yet and i’ll get private lessons from ron
me: s***, i was going through all the characters i would want private lessons from and they all die
me: ((TOTAL FANGIRL MOMENT, IF YOU WANT TO KEEP WHAT LITTLE RESPECT FOR ME YOU HAVE, DON’T READ ON)) of course, lessons with sirius would just be our codename for sloppy makeouts and then i wouldn’t learn any magic. except the magic of sirius…yum
him: lol same for me, but with fleur
me: idk, she’s attractive i guess but not really cool. if i were a guy i’d probs go for tonks or ginny. /i kind of want to be them
him: tonks all the way i wish your hair would magically change color
me: same, plus face. funny noses ftw! also i could make myself look like you and get you in trouble. i could be you and jared and totally fail your auditions and then be me and get first chair
and from there it went into a discussion of who would get what chair
anyway, that sums up my opinion of at least three of the characters in harry potter.
good timing for a thread
HARRY POTTER 7 SPOILER WARNING HARRY POTTER 7 SPOILER WARNING
I think the seventh book was the best one. JKR only killed minor characters, and I thought the best part in all the books was when Voldemort used the avada kedavra on Harry and it only killed the horcrux part of him.
6 – Book 5 honestly needed an editor. It was too long, and some parts were just not that good.
11–well, I think I seriously disagree with your idea of minor. I mean, I had heard before I read it, that she would kill only two main characters. If you ask me, nearly everybody she killed was a major character. As follows, marked with major and minor:
Charity Burbage: minor, never mentioned by name previously
Hedwig the owl: not human, but major all the same
Alastor Moody: um, I wouldn’t exactly call him minor; he featured hugely in GoF (Crouch as Moody counts, to establish him as a semi-major character)
Rufus Scrimgeour: minor
Gregorovitch: (presumably killed during the course of the book, based on Harry’s flashes of Voldie’s thoughts) minor
Gellert Grindelwad: see note for Gregorovitch; minor, I suppose, although quite a hot topic in the 7th book
Bathilda Bagshot: minor
Ted Tonks: minor
Dirk Cresswell: minor
Gornuk the goblin: minor
Peter Pettigrew: technically minor, but you argue elsewise (not that anyone cares about him)
Dobby: major, in MHO
Vincent Crabbe: major; no argument
Fred Weasley: no debate–he is major
Nymphadora Tonks: major, again IMHO
Remus John Lupin: major (c’mon, he taught all PoA)
Colin Creevey: could be argued either way; semi-major (he featured heavily in CoS)
Severus Snape: again, no debate–major
Nagini: not human, but semi-major
Antonin Dolohov: minor
Bellatrix Lestrange: minor, I s’pose
Voldemort: definitely major
So, admittedly, many are minor (11–some Death Eater’s, so nobody cares anyway); some semi-major (3); and then several major: 8.
so, although many are minor, it is undeniable that some of them were major (you said that she ONLY killed minor characters). But, despite your views on some I labelled major, it cannot be argued that Fred, Crabbe, and Voldie are major, and although two of those no one cares about…..
But personally, Tonks, Lupin, Dobby, etc are all major characters (as labelled above), and so it is untrue to say she only killed minor characters. The deaths of minor characters would not ahve brought me to tears, as did Hedwig, Lupin, Tonks, Fred, Colin, Snape, and Harry’s deaths. (and yes, I know Harry doesn’t count, as he was resurrected, but still…..)
I’m glad to see some people haven’t forgot about HP in the recent twilight onslaught.
14–I have never read Twilight; actually, to be quite honest, I never even heard of it until I returned to the blog in August after a long absence.
DH was good but the end was kinda a attempt to cram everything in at the end. the showdown was really short! I hated it. It was like BAM Voldamort dead. Really lame. I really have a love-hate relationship with that book.
2- It seems as though it has faded away. Ah well. Though, I am not ‘turned on’ to HP right now; I am certain that I would win any Twilight competition that came my way.
16–yeah, I really haven’t made up my mind about DH yet…..I mean I like it, and yet I don’t like it. I think part of it is that it was so different–Harry and co. weren’t attending school, rather roaming the countryside looking for Horcruxes. To be quite honest, I don’t understand why Dh was chosen to be split in two, when much of it was the same (jumping from place to place, Ron whining, etc). It would’ve made much more sense for them to’ve split HBP, as it was much more varied. With DH, huge chunks could be cut without significantly altering anything. HBP–no.
But then, I have to like it, as it is the final chapter in a 7 book 10 year saga. And it does have its own charm, despite being so different. I dunno, I think I need to reread it (again? I can’t remember if I only read it the once, or if I’ve read it twice…..) to really make up my mind.
harry potter! i think i might have read tose bookd a few too many times. the last time i tried to reread the series i couldn’t get started. it was really weird because i usually like reading them. i highly dislike the fourth one. it was too harry-centered. all these things had a very low chance of happening did. and i have seen that movie way too many times. i like the 3rd book and movie best. i noticed that the 4th movie is mostly brown and the 5th movie is mostly green. i was planning on seeing the 6th movie (green?) on thanksgiving but no, they have to move the release date because of the stupid twilight movie. wich i will probably end up seeing on thanksgiving instead unless there is something else i should see (ideas?) speaking of twilight, i really despise edward. he asn an abusive boyfreind and should be removed from the story. but then bella would start being all deprssed. which would e bad. because then she would start acting weird like she did in new moon wich i didnt like. back to HP. i tend to not like the even numbered books but i am starting to like the 2nd one more. the fifth one spends too much time being mad at each other. i am going to stop ranting now.
13- Now, wait, wait. If Nagini is semi-major, Bellatrix most certainly is as well, if not more so. Come on, who doesn’t secretly love the homicidal madwoman?
18- Hm, but DH was like a giant scavenger hunt- if you’re missing a part, the whole plot kind of doesn’t make sense. I suppose much of the roaming-aimlessly sections and/or pointless deadends like the Ministry of Magic scene or Griffin’s hollow could be edited out, but you really need all of that deathly hallow, snape!drama, and horcrux chasing, in my opinion. The core of HPB, however, is just Voldie’s past, winding down to the horcruxes, and harryginny!drama. And DH just seems more fitting to cut into two- it’s the last film, after all.
But then there is the need to consider the fact that another movie means more profits for WB, eh?!?!? And we all know how true that is to the spirit of HP, don’t we?
20- I don’t secretly love her; I openly love her. She’s absolutely amazing.
18 – I’m with you on this one. The last few chapters were phenomenal (except for the epilogue, which sounded almost as fanfiction-y as Breaking Dawn), but the middle parts were pretty monotonous at times. I was also unnerved that it was so different, and that we didn’t see much of any characters except the trio. I really liked all the backround information on Dumbledore, though.
Deaths I cried for: Hedwig, Hagrid (no, he didn’t die, but I thought he did like four times), Dobby. And I sobbed when Harry was walking into the forest to his assumed death. But I never liked Moody much, and as for all the deaths in the battle scene, they were like:
Fight! Fight! Fight! Bang, Fred’s dead. Revenge! Run! Oh look, there are Tonks and Lupin. Bang, bang, bang! Fight! Run! Oh, and Colin Creevy! (Most pointless death of all time. I didn’t even notice until I reread the book.) Bang, bang, fight, fight! I must go commit suicide!
Moving much to quickly for anything at all to sink in, essentially.
I cried (sort of) for Dobby too. I probably would have cried for Fred if it hadn’t been all “fight-fight-fight-bang-FRED!-fight-fight-fight” like you said.
And I kept expecting Hagrid to die, but he didn’t.
I think the HPBs ate my post, or something? It just completely vanished.
SFTTP. There it is. Never mind.
22- She definitely could have added more detail. And one question I’ve been wanting to know FOREVER is if Lavender died. It never says, not even on my trusty fansites. It says that she is ‘presumed alive, though her fate is technically unknown.’ I’m like, whatever, just give me the freakin answers…
20–alright, we can switch Bellatrix to semi major/major if you prefer. Not a problem for me!
22–yeah, I cried for every death except Moody’s. And I cried for the last Hagrid death, wehn he waas carried off into the forest. So, yeah, I cried for Hedwig, Dobby, Fred, Lupin, Tonks, Snape, Colin, Hagrid, Harry. Partly, I think I cried so much because I was determine that I would show some emotion and cry for everyone, to make up for not crying during any of the others…..but honestly, I was just really tired, and thus pretty much anything could’ve triggered tears.
There are still some spots that, no matter how many times I reread them, they still make me cry–Dobby’s death, and the scene where Harry resurrects his family, Sirius, and Lupin. When he is talking to Remus about his son, and how he’s sorry he never got to actually truly be a father, it just breaks my heart, and I start crying……
25–well, it never said she died in the book, did it? (Not a sarcastic question). so, therefore I would figure that we have no reason to believe her dead.
25- Ditto Luna. The final life states of lots of other side/minor characters like Lavender were never mentioned- Seamus, Dean, Parvati/Padma, Zacharias Smith, Ernie, Justin… *thinks harder* Lockhart… Romilda Vane? o.0
26- *smacks hands over ears/eyes* NO!!!! THEY DID NOT DIE!!!!!!! TONKS AND LUPIN DID NOT DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S NOT TRUE IT DIDN’T HAPPEN NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOO IT NEVER HAPPENED THEY LIVED THEY WERE ONLY SLEEPING THEN THEY WOKE UP *actual tears* NOO THEY DIDN’T DIE!!!!!!
29–c’mon, it’s been a year. It’s time to accept reality, and stop denying it. They shall live forever in our hearts.
The epilogue was a attempt to end the series well instead it set down the groundwork for HP the next generation. JK will never escape from harry potter. The tales of beetle and the bard is coming out in December. She will just keep writing those books and people will buy them.
31–I rather liked the epilogue. It wrapped things up nicely, and honestly, it nearly moved me to tears, especially the scene where Harry told Albus Severus that he is named after the two most bravest men Harry has ever known. It was so–touching. Sorry, getting misty-eyed thinking about it.
As far as Beedle the Bard, she originally only wrote 7 copies–six were given to various people/organizations that were important to the completion of HP, and the seventh was auctioned off to give to charity. It was bought by Amazon, I believe, and they got permission to publish it. I don’t think she wrote it with the intention of mass publicating it, only having made 7 copies–each hand done, or someting, I believe.
As far as HP the next generation. I truly don’t believe JKR is going to make any books about Harry’s kids, or Harry and co. in middle age. Sure, there will be numerous fanfics starting where the books ended, but I don’t think there will be an official Hp the next generation book. JKR has said numerous times that if she does another Harry Potter it will be a so-called Harry Potter encyclopedia, detailing life-history of characters that wasn’t published in the books. Sort of all her background and notes on everybody. That sort of thing. Personally, I hope she does write that–i would love to know more about all the characters lives before HP.
And if she did change her mind and write about “Hp the next generation”, well, I won’t mind. I’m sure it wouldn’t be as good as the original HP–sequels never are, but I would buy them and devour them. I desperately crave more HP, HP I haven’t read.
30- *flail* NOOOOOOOO THEY DIDN’T DIE THEY NEVER DIED IT WAS ALL A LIE, A PLOT JKR LIED IT’S NOT TRUE THEY DID NOT DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you want to get technical, if someone is are that all the people who died exist, but they did not know that they died, then they are still alive. Senseless logic- fun, hm?
34–you lost me.
oh god. I cannot believe what I just did, and I probably really oughtn’t’ve, but…….
ok, that was cryptic, and sounds like I did something really horrible, which isn’t really true.
I just pre-ordered the Collector’s Edition of The Tales of Beedle the Bard off of Amazon.com. I relaly oughtn’t’ve, I really should’ve just got the standard edition, which is about ten dollars, instead of spending money that I really don’t have, or that I have but should be contributing to my education, (the collector’s edition is $100), but it looked so freakin’ awesome….
So, yeah, I had a $30 gift card for Amazon.com, and as a new member, I got this free trial thing to AmazonPrime, so they scratched the $12 shipping and handling, so it “only” costs me $70, but still. That is a huge amount, and I relaly shouldn’t’ve just spent it, not to mention I’m still abit in shock–that is the first time I’ve ever bought anything offline, hell, I think it is the first time I’ve ever used my debit card, and it is definitely the most money I’ve ever spent in one place for, well, probably 8 yrs? (I am not counting college tuition in this, as obviously it is in the thousands of dollars).
The last time I actually splurged and bought myself somethng seriously expensive was when I was 9 or 10, and I decided to spend my Christmas money on a GameBoy Color (god, those things are obsolete now……) and a Super Mario Bros. cartirdge.
Anyway, yeah, I am a bit in shock, that I actually did that, and am feeling a bit guilty……And since they didn’t tell me when I palced the order that they were sold out (they are only making 100,000 copies of the Collector’s Edition, ever), presumably they are not sold out, and I will actually get it……
And supposedly I will receive it on the day of release (Dec 4),a lathough given how slow mail service seems to be here at college, I am doubtful. And they ahd there whole stupid clause, that the delivery on the release date only applies to people not in Alaska, Hawaii, territories of the US, or foregin countries. yeah, I hate al the stupid special deals that never apply to my beloved state, so fortunately I’m at college in the lower 48 right now, and oh, god, I just realized Dec 4 is the day of my next calculus test…..
Well, at least I will (hopefully) ahve something positive to look forward to taht day–maybe, just maybe, when I return from my test I will have a very special package awaiting me……oh god, I really can’t believe I ordered the Collector’s Edition…..
And I am babbling, so I am really gong to shut up now, and my mother is probably going to kill me (or, more like, my father, as he is very against ordering anything offline), but mom because she will not exactly be happy that I “wasted” the money on the collector’s edition. But it’s her fault, I hadn’t even known there was a collector’s edition until I read her email, and hadn’t even been planning on ordering offline, just finding a way to get to a bookstore that day……
But then she had to go and send an email reading, “according to this website if you preorder it will arrive on the release date, don’t think you want to splurg for the collector’s edition at $100. anyway, don’t know if you will get the actual day of release, but it says you will”.
so, of course, I went to the website, saw the collector’s edition, looked at it, and of course I had to get it……and dammit I shouldn’t’ve, and I am going to shut up and leave now, cuz nobody is really interested in my random insane babbling……
35- Sorry, it should’ve gone like this.
If you want to get technical, if someone is aware that all the people who died exist, but they did not know that they died, then they are still alive in that person’s mind. So, truthfully, they are still alive somewhere.
That’s better.
SPOILER.
SFTDP, but the only death I really cried for was Fred. I didn’t see anyone but Dobby and Fred die, so… not that emotional. (And I never liked Dobby so much. Don’t kill me! *ducks from incoming pies*)
36 – I just preordered the regular edition, and now I’m torturing myself over whether I should cancel that order and get the special edition. Because it’s a once in a lifetime thing, right!? A Harry Potter heirloom! But it’s $100, and if it turns out to not be that great I’ll be really upset I spent my money on it. But what if it’s incredible? Aughhh.
I think I’ll just stick to my Standard Edition. But you have have have to tell me how the Collector’s Edition is, okay??
39–alright, I’ll let you know! (And hopefully, it is super special, cuz I would hate to think I spent that money for no reason…..)
36- I would’ve (did…) the same thing, so, you’re not alone. And I got the special edition DH for 70$, so… yeah. Another unnecessary splurge. I also considered getting the Twilight Box Set because it had a free poster. (Is hopeless when it comes to special editions).
What’s SFTDP?? Sorry For The Dumb Post? By the way, I think J. K. Rowling might do a second series just to get more money. Harry Potter: The New Prophecy! Oh, and I didn’t really like the epilogue. It doesn’t really tell you what happened.
42– close, but it stands for “sorry for the DOUBLE post”.
I don’t think so, though, about JKR doing a second series just for more money. If she does do another one (which I rather doubt, but wouldn’t complain about…..) I don’t think it would be for the money. I mean, given that the books she has done, except for the HP ones themselves, have all had the money given to charitiy, i don’t really think she’s that money hungry. Tales of Beedle the Bard, Quidditch Through the Ages, and Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, all had the proceeds donated to charity. JKR made absolutely no money off them.
So, personally, I don’t think that, one the small chance hse does another HP series, that it will be for money.
She is thinking of making another series, but it won’t have any relationship WHATSOEVER with HP. Sad, no? We’ll have to rely on fanfictions for the rest of our Potter-related guilty pleasures…
The epilouge made me cry so hard. I was all ‘Oh… they’re all grown up… and they’re married… *sniffle* *SOB!!!!!*’
44 – Ugh, I hate (most) Harry Potter fanfictions. They (almost) all distort the characters horribly, so that ridiculous pairings like Hermione/Snape are possible. At that point, it’s just not Harry Potter any more.
44–yeah, I know she wants to write more. The mysterious “series” I was referring to was an HP series (that I doubt will ever happen)……but then, you probably knew that.
45–I don’t deny they have some (ok, a lot) of dubious fanfics out there….but some can be very interesting, although some just have–odd–pairings.
sort of off-topic, but pertaining to fanfics……..ok, some probably won’t find it funny, but, you know the slogan for bertie Bott’s every Flavour Beans? (I think they had it on the ad board at teh Quidditch World Cup). “A risk with every mouthful?” Yeah, well, I was reading this one HP fanfic a while back, and……Snape had a pair of Bertie Bott’s Beans boxers, reading……well, yeah. Actually, the main reason I found it so funny, was it was just so totally unexected. But yeah, like I said, that’s just LtL weird humor for you (I fully blame my mother–I inherited her twisted sense of humor).
45- I KNOW! The most disturbing ever in my life: Harry/Hagrid fic. *shudders at memory* But with canon ships are okay. I won’t post author names in fear of snippage, but trust me, they’re good.
Okay, so, my cats are so funny. They just streaked through the kitchen at high speed, chasing each other, nails skidding on the tile, only to race upstairs like 3 feet away from me. I can hear them running around upstairs. What game they are playing I don’t know, but they have me in hysterics.
47–oh, that’s nothing compared to the worst I’ve come across. Fred/George/Harry–and I think another Weasley. Yup, Harry/Hagrid is quite tame and fluffy in comparison.
47: My worst find is Dobby/Hagrid. *retch* But luckliy, it was just a comic strip making fun of fanfics. *phew*
Yes, fan-fics can be nightmarish. Even when they don’t have horrible relationships, most the writers have no idea about the rules of grammar and spelling.
49–yeah, thaht wold be a bit disturbing.
50–yeah, the ones with potential (as far as the plot) have such horrible grammar, etc that they are virtually unreadable……
DO THE BEEDLE THE BARD
BEEDLE THE BARD
BEEDLE THE BARD WIT A BASEBALL BAT
BEEDLE THE BARD
BEEDLE THE BARD
BEEDLE THE BARD WIT A BASEBALL BAT
I hate the fact that my birthday is on December 1. Tales of BTB comes out on Dec. 4. 3 STINKIN DAYS
48- I dunno… if you really think about it, I think that Hagrid/Harry is the worst. Dobby/Hagrid is just plain weird. Dobby/Harry is a tad disturbing. Hermione/Snape=NOT THAT BAD, in comparison to some. Fred/George/Harry is strange.
53–I’d say worse than strange. I mean, Fred and George are BROTHERS. Eep. leave one out, and ok, fine, whatever. But both? god no. And I try not to really think about it…..Hagrid is, like, what is it, “twice the size of a normal man”. Yeah, don’t want to envision that under those circumstances. But definitely, Hermione/Snape is one of the mildest forms there are…..
54 – Well, mildest in most senses. My point was that for it to work, you have to TOTALLY distort the characters. There is no way to make it work otherwise. None at all.
51- When I started writing fan fiction on a Marvel site, I was afraid that I wouldn’t get any feedback, because most people were spelling “Wolverine” wrong and I was explaining the concept of Impact Winter.
54- Wow, I never really thought of it that way… omg…
I once found a Twilight fanfic where it’s Carlisle and Esme doing… things… which I have no problem with, I like them as a couple, but the writer had obviously either never read Twilight or was making fun of it shamelessly. She called Carlisle ‘Cardizzle’ throughout the whole thing, and Esme was ‘you sexy bee-yotch’. And it was rather graphic… very disturbing.
Anyway, harry p, right.
In the high school I’m going to next year, every 2 months they have a cosplay day, and I can’t decide whether to be Tonks or Hermione. I’m leaning towards Tonks though.
Ginny Longbottom. I honestly thought that would happen when I saw the Yule Ball in the 4th movie.
Voldetrix. My friend Tara is fanatic about that… XD
WHY DID FRED DIE??? HE WAS AWESOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!! Not to mention, it’d be interesting to see if he ever married.
58- One: FRED DID NOT DIE. Two: Voldetrix is amazing. XD
59–yes he did. You need to accept these things and move on.
58–yeah, he was pretty dang cool. both the twins were–absolutely awesome and so freakin’ hilarious!
oh, and SFTDP, but 59–yeah, even if voldy wasn’t into Bella, she was definitely all over him…..I picked up on her interest in him first time through DH–twas blatantly obvious. If I were Rodolphus, I think I would have been insanely jealous/enraged/murderous.
61 – Speaking of Bellatrix, did you know that the only time Mrs. Weasley swears in the series (I think) is in book 7… and coincedentally, she did it cussing out Bella?
Rodolphus… what the heck
62–yup. That was the only time she swore. But can ya blame her? The b**** was about to kill her daughter. I love that moment, though. It was so funny. Although, I had to read the scene where Bella died a couple times to be sure that it was Bella who died (he only said that he knew what was going to ahppen, cuz Sirius had laughed the same), not Mrs. Weasley. (It was late, and my head was a bit foggy).
60- Nope. He didn’t die. NO ONE DID. (Don’t even try.)
63- Yeah, my head was kind of cloudy by the time I was halfway done (it was around 4am, and my eyes were slowly drifting closed…)
64–eep. I didn’t even stay up that late. I think I stayed up til 2:30 the first night, then decided i ought to to bed, as I had to get up at 6:30 for work the next day (and it wouldn’t have been good if I was asleep for that), and then about the same the next night.
My mother has banned me from reading the Harry Potter books. I know not why. She’s confiscated 1-5, though I know where there are hidden, thanks to little sister and fellow potterphile… sigh.
66–banned? but. but. why? (No, given that you said you don’t know why, I’m not really expecting an answer…..I just really don’t understand why people (anybody) bans HP)
65- I stayed up till 5 on the first night, then I slept for awhile and finished throughout the rest of the day. And work shmerk! I would’ve taken a sick day and read like a maniac.
66/7- Probably has something to do with religion/witchcraft, no? If not, then your mom is a crazed person, because I can’t think of another reason. You poor, poor soul.
68–But I like my work! And Saturdays are always the funnest, as I get to do lots more stuff! I did read it during my lunch break, though……As I was cleaning a kennel right after lunch, I was contemplating what I had just read, the Snithc with the words, “I open at the close.” Actually, I think my first fleeting and soon forgotten thought on that was it meant it opened when Harry died, which was (almost) right. But I was contemplating the words, saying them over and over in my mind, with all sorts of different emphasis.
And, personally, I kinda think anybody who bans them, no matter what the reason, is something of a crazed person…..
65, 68 – I read til the third chapter then my brain left for the night.
66/7 – I think I heard about that – it’s mostly about parents concerned that their children are being taught witchcraft. (I might seem a bit unsensitive here because I’m not religious) Um, hello? This is supposed to be FICTION. If Harry Potter DOES teach witchcraft, then it would be a non-fiction help book.
70–exactly. I don’t get it at all either…….I think it’s nutso, personally.
(70, 71) They’re probably not as concerned that it’s a how-to guide as they fear it makes witchcraft attractive. Some churches believe anything remotely “occult” is inspired by Satan and passing such things off as harmless fun is Satan’s way of luring people onto his side.
70- You’re not being insensitive. I’m religious and I agree with you completely.
On a relative note, those Christian-super-conservative wackos were at Harvard Square on Tuesday boycotting Potter.
A couple years ago, the Westboro Baptist Church. came to my town and they were ridiculed and harrassed. (which is good). Two gay students at our high school started to make out intensively in front of them, and then somebody RickRolled them. This is probably off topic and is a PoPo, so I apologize.
70 – I agree, as well.
63 – Haha, when I read the scene were Voldy dies I got really confused and had to reread it a few times to figure out what happened with the wands and who died.
13- sorry I haven’t been on this thread in a while. Voldemort had to die, all the books were leading up to it. I have to admit, some major characters were killed, but if you look at almost any book considered “good”, chances are it will have a surprising major character being killed. There were a lot of them, I have to admit, but it still makes up to a good book.
74- Good for the gay kids! I would’ve done the same thing… but I’m not gay…
Search Laura Mallory on Google. It explains a lot.
61- I picked up on her adoration of voldemort when she was first introduced. I love her character because I understand why she does things really well.
I know people were talking about fanfics earlier so that is how this has relevance. I have a friend who is convinced that Luna and Harry should have been together. Finaly, I think Imanaged to get her less attached to that idea. Harry and Ginny are both really strong spirited characters and are meant to be together. Luna is kind of tuned out of the real world. it would be really hard to have anykind of relationship with luna that wasn’t friendship because of her nature. I mean, can you truly imagine having a down to earth conversation with luna? I can’t. so yeah. Luna and Harry are a no go.
my favorite characters are ginny, malfoy, snape, voldemort and bellatrix.
78 – I could, because I’m a completely insane nutball.
I like ginny, harry, hermione, luna, and lupin. They are awesome. DIE UMBRIDGE
DIE UMBRIDGE
DIE UMBRIDGE
DIE UMBRIDGE
WE MUST RISE AGAINST THE MINISTRY
DH was one awesome book. I alternately cried and made frantic “rock on” gestures as I read it. Sweet book, and Snape was perfect.
JKR- you are the best character creator since Brian Jacques!
got that out.
So, analysis!
Snape, as said above, was a perfect shot. Though originally an important character, his persona was built very well and made DH the book it is.
Voldie- also excellent, though it was a bit…”BAM! Voldy’s DEAD! MWAHAHAHAHA!” type thing at the end.
80- I really didn’t like the last book. it was mostly them in a tent somewhere with ron being angsty. I found it a bit boring. I also find brian jaques books to be the same thing over and over again with different names and variations. but I agree with you about the abrupt ending of DH. It took me a while to figure out what exacctly happened and who died.
UMBRIDGE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG THERE WAS A TRAILER FOR THE 6TH MOVIE AT THE TWILIGHT MOVIE IT WAS SO COOL RON IS SO FUNNEH OMG………
82- *lol*
Harry: “You don’t even know her, do you???”
Ron: “No.
Can you introduce me?”
(rofl! insanity here)
about banning HP- my parents wouldn’t let us red 4-6 for a while, just because they didn’t feel that all of it was apropriate for our age, but i read 4 in 5th grade, and 5-6 in 7th grade, and 7 about a month after it came out(summer b4 9th,)b/c I was in camp, so how could i read it before. my parents didn’t even read seven, they didn’t like it, so how could they say i couldn’t read it. but my little brothers are still stuck at 4 or 5, because they do not need lots of kissing scenes, I’m sorry. this rambled, a little, I’m sorry.
My parents once banned me from ALL HP because they said I was reading it too much and that they wanted me to try new books.
78 – I used to read fanfics a lot, before they were blocked on my computer. My opinion on ships varys on what genre and quality fics I’ve read. Like, say, if I read a fic that stays in character for all characters involved, is not jumpy, and has good grammar, I would begin to sympathize. After an hour of reading good H/Hr I can be totally into that ship. If I start reading a really horrible one, I will abhore the ship.
I finished DH in 6 HOURS! Whoo-hoo. Midnight to six a.m.! I thought the deaths were entirely reasonable, but was not expecting Snape/Lily. I was like, whooaaah. But back to death, there were some pretty insane theories on who was going to the chopping block before DH came out, like:
Ron – Harry’s best friend (I didn’t believe this one personally; Ron is the comedy relief. I didn’t think any of the Golden theory was going to die)
Mr. and/or Mrs. Weasley – Sudo parents to Harry; also blood traitors and known Order members
Tonks – There was a saint named Nymphadora who was murdered by a roman emprorer named Severus. (Correct in death, wrong in murderer)
Neville – In attempt to avenge his parents
Remus – Last of the (good) marauders; basicly a give-in.
Dobby was actually considered a pretty safe bet on living.
Harry – Kill Voldy or die trying
I was totally surprised when Bellatrix was killed by Mrs. Weasly. I thought it was going to be Bellatrix.
Another thing, has it ever occurred to JK that Teddy Lupin and Victoire Weasly are actually related?
No, seriously, and once Harry married Ginny, he was related to Draco Malfoy.
Since Sirius said he was related to Mr. Weasley and secondly to Mrs. Weasley by marriage, then all their children are related to Sirius. Sirius has cousins Bellatrix (Lestrange) , Andromeda (Tonks), and Narcissa (Malfoy). So any children Andromeda or Nacissa have are related to Sirius. Tonks are Draco are cousins. So Teddy Lupin is related to Sirius who is related to Bill’s kid, Victoire. Yeah, and once Remus marries Tonks and Harry marries Ginny, all the (good) marauders are related. Wow.
Harry and Voldemort are actually very distantly related too. Ignotus Peverall and the second brother. I find it funny that Voldy’s really scared of the dead, yet the brother he’s related to had the stone that could bring people back to the living.
In all reality, I wasn’t expecting Tonks and Lupin to have a kid. It seemed that Lupin would wait a while to marry her if he did, or Tonks would end up proposing to him.
SFTDP, but It’s suposed to be:
I was totally surprised when Bellatrix was killed by Mrs. Weasly. I thought it was going to be Neville.
85- Yeah, my parents have set up all sorts of controls on my computer… but of course they don’t know that I am an evil technology genius… And I’m pretty sure Ted was a bit of an accident. I read something about that somewhere…
83 – Technically, it’s actually Romilda’s fault that Ron and Harry were nearly killed and they lost the match against Hufflepuff.
Hokay, so here are my novel new theories on Severus Snape, starting wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith…
PART A: Young Snape
-Relationship with James: I think James was everything Snape wanted to be. He was popular, a Quidditch master, etc.
-Relationship with Lily: *blank stare* Only one I need time to work on.
I think the problem with Deathly Hallows is that everything happens too FAST. *can’t do italics* Hermione’s being tortured for information – oh, look, Peter Pettigrew’s dead! Hey, so’s Dobby! Especially at the end: get to school, find Horcruxes amazingly fast, see a couple of people die, find out Snape’s secrets, die, come back to life, Voldykins* dies. Bam, bam, bam.
And yes, SnapexLily is an unexpected pairing, as is RonxHermione.
By the way, I found a mistake. It mentions that Harry saw Colin Creevey dead. But Colin was a sixth year, and only seventh years were allowed to fight.
*My nickname for Voldemort. It reminds me of Webkinz. Voldykinz&trade ! (The &trade was supposed to turn into a trademark symbol, I read that somewhere on the Internet.)
89 – Well, I agree that Snape loving Lily was a surprise – but I can’t say it’s bad. It was a pleasant surprise, and I felt really bad for Snape. But Ron + Hermione was totally expected for me. It was fairly obvious after Book 4, when Ron is extremely jealous of Victor Krum. But that’s just me.
Ron + Hermione wasn’t surprising, this is true, I’ve suspected it since book 4, and 5 even more, and then six- whoa, it jumped out at me, and I can never figure these things out! and the Snape + Lilly twist made sense, but it just sorta popped in there, and it made me go “Huh?!?! Whaaa… Ahh!” and then I understood everything!
89 – I actually wouldn’t have been surprised if Snape ended up as Harry’s father and Lily’s husband, honestly.
Okay, sorry for the double post, but I just gotta say this:
THEY HAVE A NEW, EXTREMELY EPIC HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE TRAILER!!!
It was awesome. They saw the modified memory of slughorn and tom, and Dumbledore was like, “This is the most important memory I’ve collected. It’s also a LIE!”
I just have two complaints about it. First, it confirmed that HBP is coming out in July.
Secondly, there was this one part in the library where this one girl was looking at harry, and it was like,
Hermione: *snaps her fingers in harry’s face* “Hey! She’s trying to get your attention because she thinks you’re the Chosen One!”
“But I am the Chosen One.”
It makes his ego seem a bit bigger than before or in the books.
93- Yeah, I saw that as one of the previews when I went to the theater. I was pretty annoyed by that to, yeah.
Doesn’t Hermione whack Harry for saying that, though? She did in the trailer I saw.
95 – Yes, but that’s not my point. My point is, he never said or would have said that in any of the books or other movies.
93 – I loved that trailer. I can’t wait to see the movie :3
The last few movies are going to destroy the books. Worse than the rest of them did.
We need Tim Burton directing a Harry Potter.
98 – Forget Tim Burton, make JKR director. And honestly, the 6th one looks better than the others. I had 3 favorite parts in particular:
-the small part at the cave (totally wicked)
-the part at the quidditch game (especially when Ron’s like “Yes!”)
-the battle scenes in the last 30 seconds or so (TOTALLY. EPIC.)
93- I know, I saw it at Twilight! (Twilight…) But it was totally pwnsome.
In my opinion, Tim Burton would kind of ruin HP. NO OFFENSE, and don’t get the wrong idea, me LURVES Tim Burton, but he’s too dark for HP, even the last ones. I agree with I-Man.
85–All the purebloods (or msotly pure bloods) are related……And that is a pretty distant relationship……
And as far as Snape/Lily–*grins smugly*. I predicted that, I did……One of the many things i was very happy about getting correct.
Hmmmm. Just watched the trailer. It’s not bad, but not necessarily good either. If it sticks with the general pattern, it will be one of the worst ones (I swear they keep getting worse). and I agree–Harry would never say that.
101- The trailer is good. I just want to see Hermione’s face when she sees Won Won and Lavender…
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH, I AM SO PO-ED RIGHT NOW
So I got out of school and my dad and I went to get a copy of BTB. I know, with my level of obsession, I should have gone to a midnight party. But I have to get up at 5:50. Since it takes a while for me to fall asleep, 1:00 to 5:50 isn’t a good idea.
So we go, get the book, and head to the cashier. And as we’re entering the line, my dad realizes he doesn’t have his wallet or credit card. And we can’t call my mom for her number.
103–oh, that sucks. guess this isn’t a good time to say I gots my collector’s edition, and heard 4 of 5 (all but babbity rabbity) last night between 11 and midnight at a release “party” at the campus bookstore……
104 – No, this is definitely not a good time.
I mean, SERIOUSLY! I told him 24 hours ago I wanted to go there directly after school! The man needs some memory aids.
105–yeah, that seems to be a problem with fathers. They never remember anything (and mine, at least, claims he was never told thing, instead of admitting he forgot them).
Poor I-Man.
My friend Anna freaked out when the HP6 trailer came on at Twilight. She started crying with excitement.
(WILL YOU PEOPLE HUSH UP ABOUT TWILIGHT?!)
I got it at about 7:40. And of course, I finished it in the trip from Borders to my house. XD
It is SWOOTNESSZORS
SPOILERS BEEDLE THE BARD SPOILERS.
108–oh, you have the standard edition, then, correct? Then you are just who I want! You hear that, I-Man, if you are reading this on the recent comments, come here! Please.
ok, some mild spoilers, seriously minor, whining about typos in the collector’s edition (one would think they could proof it, given the outrageous amount of money it costs, and the fact that they will never make any more but the 100,000), that I would like cross-referenced against the standard edition, to see if it is only a flaw in the CE.
1. Dumbledore’s commentary on “Hopping Pot.” Does you version read “survived the flames flames to which they were so often consigned.” Because, I think the second flames is a mistake….
2. Is Beatrix’s book Toadstool tales or Toadstood Tales? In mine it is Toadstood, but when the woman was reading from the standard edition last night, I’m sure she said Toadstool, but whether this was her misreading, or me mishearing, or it being a discrepancy between the two, I don’t know.
3. In Dumbledore’s commentary on “Fountain of Fair Fortune” there is a blatantly mistake, one I’m not quite sure how they managed. It reads Prmando Dippet, instead of Armando Dippet, and everyone knows that the former headmaster of Hogwarts was named Armando, and also that the “p” key and the “a” key are at completely opposite ends of the keyboard.
4. In “The Tale of Three Brothers”, it reads, “Tnd so Death took the second brother for his own.” As everyone knows, “tnd” is not a word, and it should read “And”. Don’t know how they screwed that up, either….
ok, now on to what could be considered spoilers, as I think that is all the typos (but I”m not sure, I don’t remember for certain).
so, MINOR SPOILERS INSUE–that is, I’m posting a couple of my favorite quotes, nothing that really gives anything away, but if you want tos ave the hilarity for when you’re reading the book, skip the folloiwng.
So, MINOR Beedle the Bard SPOILERS AHEAD
1. oh, random note, for whatever reason, Beatrix Bloxam calls to mind “Beatrix Potter”, and that was all I could think of last night at the “party”, and as I was reading that commentary today…..
2. This exchange marked the beginning of Mr. Malfoy’s long campaign to have me removed from my post as Headmaster of Hogwarts, and of mine to have him removed from his position as Lord Voldemort’s Favourite Death Eater.
I found this quite funny, partly because the ending was not what I thought he was going to say–I thought he was going to say, “and of mine to have him removed from his position as a member of the Board of Governors.” or something like that.
3. “….not to mention ghastly details of the dreadfully unsavory affair of my uncle Nobby, the local hag and a sack of Bouncing Bulbs.” This had me choking, trying to decide if I wanted to imagine details of that encounter, pondering over double meanings that are probably fairly obvious for any teen or adult.
And the continuation of the thought, “….so deeply traumatised was I that I developed the habit of sleepwalking back to the same keyhole [where she overheard the story, after her “little ear fell against the keyhole” by “accident”] every night….” Slepwalking, yeah, right, more like she had a thirst for more adult gossip….
4. “It was rumoured, however, that she actually discovered him in the act of fondling some Horklumps, which she found deeply shocking.” So freakin’ funny, that. And the footnote: “Horklumps are pink, bristly mushroom-like creatures. It is very difficult to see why anyone would want to fondle them.”
5. and of course, the required mention of Aberforth and goats: “This frequently led to arguments with my younger brother, Aberforth, whose favourite story was “Grumble the Grubby Goat.”
oh, and just another random comment–I think JKR’s handwritten intro, reproduced from the original manuscript (and, I think, unique to the Collector’s Edition), was one of my favourite parts. Despite the fact that, at first glance, her handwriting looks very scrawly and hard to read, it is surprisingly easy to follow, except for the occasional word, and there is something oddly, wonderfully pleasing about reading her script. I like it, I think it may have been my favourite part. And of course, some of Dumbledore’s delightful comments.
ok, now on to some REAL spoilers. Hear (read that)? A COUPLE OF NOT ENTIRELY MINOR, BUT ALSO NOT DREADFULLY SERIOUS, SPOILERS ENSUE! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK–SORRY, GAPA
actually, GAPA, really, I feel a bit bad, and although I don’t think you would take this option, due to the bad precedent, I sweaer upon my beautiful expensive collector’s edition of Beedle the Bard, that I do not say anything bad in the following two paragraphs, nor do I provide any sort of contact info, etc, and so if this is going to be a spoiler for you, dear GAPA, as you haven’t read BtB, you can skip it. cuz I really feel bad about spoiling it for you………I swear there’s nothing bad.
ok, the “Hairy Heart”, isn’t there an actual Muggle fairy tale that involves a wizard or some such thing (some evil guy), who has his heart locked away in some chest so that he can’t be killed, and the hero/heroine goes in, find it, destroys it, and lives Happily Ever After, and saves everyone/everything? It’s bugging me, as I swear there is one….
Also, “Babbity Rabbity”, well for starters, it wasn’t what I expected, although I”m not entirely sure what I expected. This one, though, I think reminded me quite a bit of “The Emperor’s New Clothes”, where some trickster fools the king, except instead of convincing him he’s wearing clothes when in fact he’s naked, he convinces him that he is doing magic….But maybe the similarity is in my head, but that was my first thought as I read the portion where the charlatan is going on about how he just has to keep practising, and then eventually he will do magic….
(109)
…isn’t there an actual Muggle fairy tale that involves a wizard or some such thing (some evil guy), who has his heart locked away in some chest so that he can’t be killed,…?
That happens in the Russian folk tale of Koshchei the Deathless, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the motif were much older and very widespread. It’s such a good MacGuffin.
110–Thanks. Unfortunately, the title doesn’t ring a bell, so I’m not sure it’s the same story I remember reading. Of course, as you say, the motif is probably “much older and very widespread.” I kno the story I read wasn’t in my sister’s collection of Grimm’s fairy tales, because I reread them within the past year or two as a procrastination technique, and I”m quite sure that the story I”m thinking of was something I read much longer ago. I don’t know.
109, 110 – That sounds a bit like Davy Jones in PotC 3, but If I understand correctly, that story is a mishmash of a bunch of different legends.
I loved the footnote on Dumbledore’s comments on the “Three Brothers” story. “No woman has ever claimed to own the Elder Wand. Make of that what you will.” (or something very close to that. I only got to read the thing once before someone else pounced on it.)
112–oh, yes, I liked that comment too. I actually meant to comment on that comment, but then forgot, due to all the other things I was commenting on. I make of it that either A) women who have owned it are too smart to broacast that they have an unbeatable wand, because they know what will happen to them if they do, or B) women are just too smart to be desirous of the wand, so ahve never duelled against the owner of the wand……
Wow, imagine that. Every single one of those typose I mentioned are unique to the collector’s edition, and absent in the standard. How shocking, you pay 10 times as much money to get a superior work, and the editing in it is substandard. A 4 year old could have caught those errors.
1. It has “flames flames” which to me seems an error, not just how JKR wrote it.
2. It is “Toadstood Tales” instead of “Toadstool Tales”. Whether this is a typo, or the “americanized” Toadstood to Toadstool, I do not know. Because, as was blatantly obvious, flipping through the standard edition in the campus bookstore, the standard edition was americanized from the original british. How utterly shocking. Not.
3. It correctly reads Armando in the standard
4. It correctly reads And so death took the second brother.
I confess myself a bit enraged with Amazon for marketing a super special collector’s edition, and then not even bothering to make sure that it was thoroughly edited.
And I could’ve sworn the implications on Amazon.com when describing the CE implied that the replica of JKR’s intro in the original was unique to the CE, that it was not present in any form in the standard edition. Not true. It is present in the standard, just as typed text, instead of a replica of her handwriting. And maybe this is what Amazon meant, but it is not the implication I came away with.
*is mad*
(114) It looks to me as if the publisher was rushing it into print too fast to do proper copy-editing. That has happened with some of the Harry Potter books, too. Mistakes like those can make books more valuable, however. Because they tend to be corrected in subsequent editions, they can prove that a book is a first printing — useful information when you’re dealing with old, rare volumes. (“ToBtB” will be old someday.)
115–my understanding is that the collector’s edition is not going to have subsequent editions. That they are only making 100,000 copies and that is it.
So, next question. Would one of you with the standard edition please post a brief description of all the illustrations in your book? Because according to amazon, the CE was supposed to have 10 illustrations no in the standard, but I saw several familiar pictures in the standard when flipping through it, and nothing jumped out at me as having been in the Ce and not the SE, so……I’m beginning to doubt Amazon really told us anything accurate. Not that I wouldn’t have still wanted the CE, but the fact that it seems they may have been lying enrages me. I would do the research myself, but I’m not lugging my CE to the bookstore and sitting there poring over the SE.
The first HP was the best. The second wasn’t that great, the third was pretty good, the fourth was stupid, the fifth I started but couldn’t finish. It was too long, and very slow. Same with the sixth. I didn’t even TRY the seventh.
*feels stupid* Wait, is Beedle the Bard a HP thing? I’d never even heard of it before MuseBlog.
117–yeah, it’s an HP thing. It is a book of Wizard fairy tales that is mentioned in the seventh and final book (Deathly Hallows), and which JKR made 7 handmade copies of, six going to important people, and the seventh being auctioned for charity. It was bought by Amazon, and they got permission to publish it for the masses, and it was released yesterday, December 4.
OH NO!!!!! I forgot BtB came out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me and Syllabub were going to go and get it together… oh noes…
Well, I’m going to the mall on Sunday anyway.
119–I thought you pre-ordered a copy? A collector’s edition even…. *is confused*
120- I never confirmed, apparently. I got this wacked out e-mail from Amazon…
I wants to watch Harry Potter, but my parents will scoff. *sigh*
121–oh….. is it too late now to order a CE if that was what you wanted? *hopes it’s not, for your sake*
That’s odd, though. I don’t remember there being a confirmation thing when I placed my order, but then I also don’t really remember, I was a bit too much in shock that I’d ordered it, and I kept obsessively checking its status….
122- I think I’ll survive if I don’t have one… I’ll just get a lowly normal copy at the mall on Sunday.
123–oh, I’m sure you will. I’m not sure they’re quite as good as Amazon made out…..don’t get me wrong, I’m glad I splurged, but….
Hey, you should order one of the british editions instead, though–just flipping through the US standard edition, it was rather apparent they americanized spellings, even if nothing else.
I was quite pleased to see that the spelling and such was left intact in the CE’s, although I suppose it would ahve been hard to do it otherwise!
124- British people get all the cool stuff! Twilight’s already out on DVD there!!! *simmer*
But I might just tke you up on that. My friends grandparent’s live in England, and she gets bunches of stuff from them…
OMG, I just watched an exclusive sneak peek at HBP on ABC! Yay!
109 – Give me a minute… we’re in this condo, and I dropped dead at 11:00 PM last night, so I have no idea where the bloody thing is.
I just watched GoF for the first time in awhile.
CEDRIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was reading DH yesterday, and I really don’t care how badly they mess up the rest of the movies as long as they get these two parts of DH:Part II perfectly right:
The Battle of Hogwarts (meh, this one’ll be okay with a few screw-ups, what I really want perfect is the final battle with Voldemort)
the epilogue
I also have two predictions about the DH: Part II movie:
1. The credits music will be the first ever version of the theme song
2. The epilogue will be one of those things that plays after the credits.
I just read ‘What Will Happen in Harry Potter 7’ (Comicaly late, I know). Whenever I see the abreviation HPB (as in ‘Half Blood Prince’, of course) I think “Hot Pink Bunny!”
131–well, the abbreviation is actually HBP, not HPB, but……I think the exact same think every time I read it too!
131 – You just responded to yourself. It creates a fluke in the space-time continuum and DESTROYS THE THREAD!
What would happen if you gave Voldemort a love potion?
133 – He’d probably implode. Which do you think is more dangerous, getting to Voldy to stuff the stuff down his throat, or the resulting atomic-bomb sized mushroom cloud?
It’s so weird, if you think about how we’re the ones who created history buying the story, and going to those midnight release parties, and that we’ll be the last ones to know the anticipation of the next book. No other generation will know that.
114- I understand your frustration. In “Theives and Kings apprentaces Part 1” There are somany mistakes in the typed sections (the comic sections are hand lettered) that have been crossed out or altered.
I fell asleep while watching GoF last night, so no cedric related tears.
134 – Yeah, that’s true, you’d have a hard time getting to Voldemort to give him the love potion.
What of Voldemort fell in love with Romilda Vane, or whatever her name was? -giggles-
134- Yes, that is unique to us Millenials, just as seeing Star Wars for the first time was unique to the youth of the 70s.
What I Am Not Allowed To Do at Hogwarts-
I will not sing “We’re off to see the wizard†when sent to the headmaster’s office.
I will not use Gryffindor and Slytherin first years as decorations for a Christmas tree.
I will not show Hagrid Pokémon cards and tell him they are real animals.
I will not call Dumbledore Santa during the holidays, nor will I leap unto his lap anytime I can.
“You might be a pureblood if…†jokes will get me in trouble, especially in front of Slytherins.
I am not allowed to ask pureblood students things like, “If your mum and dad got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?â€
I do not have a Pikachu patronus, no matter how AWESOME that would be.
I will not sell pennies as priceless Muggle collector items.
The “I Hate Snape†club is not a valid after-class activity.
Screaming, “VOLDEMORT!†in hallways is frowned upon.
“Potter 6, Voldemort 0†is not a valid t shirt slogan.
I will not charm Firenze pink and then refer to him as, “My little pony.â€
I am not allowed to refer to Ginny Weasley, Draco Malfoy, and Luna Lovegood as, “Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubblesâ€.
I will not cast the occasional Obliviate spell on Dumbledore, no matter how amusing the results would be.
I will not lock all the Gryffindors and Slytherins in one room and bet which house will come out alive.
I will not tell the first years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.
I will not bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps.
I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.
I am not allowed to declare an official “Hug a Slytherin†day.
I will not put on a big black sheet and use a DustBuster on Harry’s lips to make him do what I want.
I will not scare the Arithmancy students with a Calculus textbook.
I am not allowed to write “Hermione was here†in library books, thereby banning her from the library.
Singing “If I were a Rich Man†in front of Weasleys is rude.
Shaving Ms. Norris is not a public service.
Even though they are more effective and easier to use, I will not use guns against Death Eaters.
Dobby is NOT Yoda in disguise.
Asking Flitwick were Snow White is is not permissible.
I am not allowed to shout “FURBALL!†every time McGonagall coughs.
More coming soon!
139 –
I will not call Professor McGonagall by a Warriors name.
I will not throw things through Professor Binns.
I will not attempt to teach Buckbeak to say, “Polly want a cracker?”
I will not use the Engorgio charm on Percy’s head when he’s bragging about being Head Boy.
I will not dress up as Lord Voldemort for Halloween.
I will not use the Avada Kedavra curse on annoying insects.
More!
I will not insist to Hufflepuffs that their house colors mean that they “are covered in bees.â€
No matter how good an Australian accent I can do, I will not impersonate Steve Irwin in care of magical creatures.
The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date for the Yule Ball.
I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write, “I told you I was hardcore.â€
If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year’s DADA teacher is tasteless and tacky, and not a clever money-making concecpt.
I will not claim Chick Tracts are an accurate presentation of muggle life.
Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charmsâ€.
I will not refer to the Weasley twins as “bookendsâ€.
I will not refer to the Patil twins as “bookendsâ€.
I am not a sloth animagus.
I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.
Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
Any resemblance between dementors and Nazgul is coincidental.
Asking “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?†and walking away is only funny the first.
42 is not the answer to every question on the OWLs.
It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.
I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eater.
I will stop asking when we will learn to make “Love Potion Number Nineâ€.
I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.
Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corp.
My name is not Captain Subtext.
Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.
I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes Professor.
I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
I will not draw an H on Percy Weasley’s forehead.
It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed, and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how WICKED the results would be.
Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled “Firewhiskey.â€
First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
A wand is for magic only, and not for picking my nose or drumming on my desk, no matter how bored I am.
I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef during Potions.
First years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.
Novelty or holiday themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.
I will not use socks to imitate the Sytherin mascot.
When fighting death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good vs. Evil, I will not point my wand skyward and shout, “There can only be ONE!â€
I will not refer to DADA professors as “canaries in a coal mine.â€
I will not say the phrase, “Dude, get a life.†to Voldemort.
I will not put books of muggle fairy tales on the library bookshelves in the history section.
There is not now, nor has ever been, a fifth house at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house or its founder.
I will not refer to the Accio charm as “the Force.â€
Dumbledore’s proper title is “Headmaster,†not “my liege.â€
I will not tell Trelawney that I prophesied her death.
Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts.
When asked what the spell Avada Kedavra does in class, I will not shout, “IT DOES DEATH!†even though that is the correct answer.
I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the ministry are here.
Ravenclaws do not find a sign on the library door reading “The library is closed for an indefinite amount of time†funny.
I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my professors.
I will not charm Hermione’s time turner to rotate every half hour.
I am not allowed to negotiate a peace treaty with Lord Voldemort.
I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order to see what will happen.
I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.
“OMGWTF†is not a spell.
I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
139-141–:lol: Very, very funny…..
I have decided to revive this thread!!!
So I hear from MissSwann that Harry and Cho kiss in HBP?!? And I think she said she heard it from Luna….
I saw a bunch of new scenes from the movie the other day…..and some behinf the scenes too!!! *Squeeeee!*
143–yup. Who heard it from an article on the web, who heard it from people in some special test audience in Chicago….
Don’t remember where the article was, right off, though….
Why would that happen? Could it be a flashback?
this was probably on here already… but has anyone else heard that DH is going to be two movies? supposedly, it’s to create suspense for the whole thing. god i want the next movie to come out!!!!!!
145–Possible, I suppose.
[Link snipped.]
It doesn’t really look like it, though, going off the picture. I mean, from what little is visible of the background, it doesn’t appear to be the same location (Room of Requirements). It almost looks to be outside. And Harry and Cho only kissed one time EVER in the books, and that was in the Room of Requirements…
*shrug* If it’s a flashback, I’ll consider forgiving it. Maybe. After I see how bad the rest of the movie is.
There’s no way it’s to create suspense. They just want to make more money.
well i read that over the summer so i don’t remember exactly. but yes it probably is to make more money. you know how hollywood people are…money,money,money,money,money!
Sorry, GAPAs. well, anyway, that specific article was on Daily Mail, I believe…
I read on the Internet that JKR said in a chat that Dumbledore was gay. Has anyone else heard this rumor?
Yes. I’ve heard that. I think it was in some question and answer thing, somebody asked something about Dumbledore and finding true love (or something), and she said that he was gay and had been in love with Grindelwald. Pretty sure it actually happened, not just a rumor…..but I could be wrong.
Neville rocks! Luna does too!!
In the case of Luna, the words loony and lunar have the same root: luna (!) which (obviously) means “moon” in Latin; so the nickname “Lonny Lovegood” actually fits her. But it’s still mean.
We should investigate names, places, etc. pretty deeply. That would be cool.
I would love too. But with only two weeks of school left, and then a week of finals, I’m pretty slammed. Freshman year of college almost over, w00t!
Perhaps once school’s over I’ll have more time and can post some of the names/places/etc that seem meaningful…..I’ve got lots floating around in my head….
*is currently having a hate fest on all Chicago MBers*
http://nwitimes .com /articles /2009 /04/26/ /entertainment/entertainment/doc81d5ac36eeeccfea862575a0001ca4f8. txt
It looks so desperately awesome, and I’ve been wanting to go since I first saw anything about it back in March……*sniffle* I wish they would post an itinerary of what cities it’s going to go to after Chicago.
*continues hating on Chicago MBers*
Wow, I wish I lived in Chicago. *jealous of anyone that does*
Oh well. I missed Warriors Day for similar reasons.
Envious. It’s envious. [/Robert imitation]
You need one more little item to make the impression complete, viz., .
True, very true.
There they go imitating me again.
(But Luna, at least, has learned the envious/jealous distinction. Mwahahahaha!)
How could we not know that by now? Your brainwashing teaching methods are highly efficient.
Aww, we all know you are inimitable.
True, very true.
But, Robert, imitation is the highest form of flattery (or something like that. I probably butchered it horribly.)
I think it’s “sincerest”, not “highest”.
I have absolutely got to go to that. It’s about 840 miles away, so if I set off now I can probably walk there by the time it closes in September. I’ll go Mapquest it and plan my route. What food products would be best to bring on a trek halfway across the country?
Just kidding. I’d do almost anything to get that exhibit, but walking to Illinois is (probably) not included in that list. I hope it comes somewhere in my area eventually…
All I know is that it’s got about 10 locations it’s going to go to (worldwide), but that they’ve not released the remaining locations. Also, Chicago is the only midwestern location, and I highly doubt it’ll ever go to Alaska, so Chicago might be my only chance to go, depending upon where the other locations are…..
I’m thinking road trip over labor day weekend come September. Y’know, catch a bus ride to Chicago (long drive, ‘though short flight). I think mom said it would be around $30 round trip, which actually doesn’t sound too bad…..*desperately wants to go*
I jokingly asked my dad how much a round trip airline ticket to Chicago costs, and it sounds like he’s semi-seriously considering the idea of a trip there to see the exhibit. I don’t want to get my hopes up, but I’m beyond thrilled at the idea.
If you’re close enough to take a bus there, Luna, you should definitely go!
I would love to. But it would be a very, very, very long bus ride. Upwards of six hours, probably.
I’m envious too. But, chicago is way to far from us to consider… Probably.
Its going to Boston next, and I desprateley hope it is still there in June, because I am going on an AP US history trip there and I want to see it really bad.
More things not to do at Hogwarts:
– At dinner, I will not Charm the salt shakers to say “EXTERMINATE”.
– Dobby does not work for the LEP, nor does he own a Neutrino 2000.
– Snape does not find Potter Puppet Pals amusing.
– I will not tape “DEATH EATER” signs to random people’s backs.
– The school owls are not Guardians Of Ga’Hoole, and I should stop sorting them into chaws.
– At Christmas, I will not swap the live fairy decorations for Nac Mac Feegles.
– I will not post Draco Malfoy’s school photo on Cute Overload, captioning it “the most adorabubble ferret-werret on the earf”
Why not? That sounds fun to do!
154- That sounds like a much funner Hogwarts than the original one…
The new HP6 movie is out on July 17. I REALLY don’t want to know how they’ve mangled it- if it’s worse than the fifth I may be forced to jump out of a 71st storey window.
The fifth wasn’t that bad! And it looks like they’ve got the 6th one pretty good, with one exception: at one point, the death eaters burn and destroy this building that looks like the Burrow.
My favorite character is Hermione, followed closely by Luna. I suppose HP7 was good- but I can’t believe they killed off Fred and Lupin!!!! It’s just HORRID- they’re some of the best characters in the book! I don’t really get why all antagonists have to monologue before doing something awful. I mean, it does give an opportunity for the protagonist to escape, but it gets a bit predictable. Lupin reminds me somehow of my English/Music teacher.
I still haven’t seen the fifth movie!!!!!!! I prolly sucks though. I hope it doesn’t leave too much out.
158 – it does leave some things out, but apart from that it’s really good.
Did you know…
Hermione’s middle name was changed from “Jane” to “Jean” to avoid sharing a middle name with Umbridge?
Harry joined the Auror Office at age 17?
Harry and Ginny’s children are James Sirius Potter, Albus Severus Potter, and Lily Luna Potter?
Dumbledore’s full name is “Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore”?
Dumbledore’s brother Aberforth once made newspaper headlines for practicing illegal charms on goats?
159) I didn’t know the first three, but the others are clear.
I was really sad that Fred died. My favorite characters are Fred and Luna, b.t.w .
154; other I won’t’s: !
I will not move the giant squid into the prefects bathroom before Percy’s bathtime
I will not say “Hagrid’s dragon/the gaint squid ate my homework”
I will not…
…convince Hagrid to take Fluffy / Grawp on leisurely walks through the grounds.
…make a paper airplane with my name on it and throw it into the Goblet of Fire.
…shove Umbridge’s quill into her hand and then make a huge rip in the parchment with it.
…try to arrange a date for Dumbledore and McGonagall.
– More if I can think of any!
You know what’s freaky? HBP (Half-Blood Prince) is an anagram of HPB (Hot Pink Bunnies). O___O
SFTDP
The next two years are going to be HP heaven:
-the HBP movie coming out in a week or two
-The Wizarding World of Harry Potter theme park, opening next year
-the first Deathly Hallows movie and the accompanying game next year
-the second Deathly Hallows movie and the accompanying game in 2011
But after that, there’s going to be no more…
Ther’s the new HP TV show, where it goes back to the founding of Hogwarts and all that, with Gryffindor and the gang ( ). It looks cool.
Where did you hear that!?
Why would they do that?
Hey, that sounds cool! Do you know what channel it’s on? We just got cable.
My friend L, who’s going into 10th grade told me (she likes harry potter too). I can’t remeber what channel it’s on. I’ll have to ask L.
There’s a HP SHOW!!!!???? I am definitely watching it once you tell us what channel it’s on!!!!
L is too busy hunting down Kira to watch television. *pied*
I (I think) have discovered an interesting Harry Potter fact. I believe that the fact that house-elves are free when given clothing was inspired by the classic story, “The Elves and the Shoemaker.” I so believe because in the part of the story where the shoemaker and his wife leave out clothes for the elves, the elves take them and never return.
Here’s a random thought–I wonder if in the future there will be a Harry Potter musical or play? And if there were, would you go see it?
There already is, at least an unofficial one. Search ‘A Very Potter Musical’ on Youtube.
Wow, that’s funny.
Maybe this belongs on the hot topics thread, but what is everyone’s opinion on Dan appearing nude in DH? (article is here http:// www. mugglenet. com/app /news /full_story /3038)
It’s a little… unnesesary in my opinion. I understand doing the king’s cross death bit at the end, but all this other stuff? This is a children’s movie,WB. I’m glad they’re trying to include older audiences, but I’m not sure this is the right way to do it. If this goes through, It will probably end up being rated R, which would be okay, because then they would be able to go into full detail on scenes like the snake coming out of Bathilda, but then they would loose a large chunk of the younger fans. I think releasing two films, one rated PG or PG-13 and one rated R would be a good idea, but it may add a lot of extra work. It would bring in more money though. WB would only have to advertise for one movie, and people would go. Hardcore fans would probably go to both, boosting sales there as well. This may be a bit much though, seeing as they are already splitting it into two films. I wish I were the director. Oh, the changes I would make….
I also think that after these films are out , a few years should pass and someone should make them again. Completely redone, now that we have learned from the mistakes of throwing a 10-minute cheese-fest into the end of CoS and leaving out crucial lockets from OotP. Then they could have the original trio (and Malfoy) play the grown-up versions of themselves.
(end of rant)
on a different note, today at quizbowl there was a lightning round and one of the options was “wizards and muggles”.(A lightning round is where there are 10 short questions on one subject that are awnsered by the chosen team shouting them out, without buzzing in or anything) Everyone on our team (‘cept the capitan) seemed to be a pretty diehard Potter fan, so we could have gotten them even if yours truly wasn’t rattling off all the names, first and last names (except proffesor Binns, who doesn’t have a first name mentioned in the books). They all seemed easy to get if you had read the series once, except for maybe Alice Longbottom.
He wasn’t naked in the book, therefore he should not be naked in the movie. End of discussion. Besides, Radcliffe is an unattractive midget–if any of the characters must appear naked, the least they could do is choose one of the hot guys.
No… Radcliffe is hot. I don’t know if he should be naked in the movie, but he is not an unattractive midget.
I don’t know about midget, but he is most certainly unattractive.
He is definately a midget. Look at his height compared to everyone else.
Hey! What’s wrong with midgets? *is a midget who loves Radcliffe*
Oh, there’s not necessarily anything wrong with midgets. It’s just, I don’t typically find guys shorter than me all that attractive. Especially when there looks aren’t all that spectacular to begin with.
I mean, even just of the kids in HP, Radcliffe is one of the less attractive ones. Tom Felton, Rupert Grint, James and Oliver Phelps, and probably several others that I can’t think of right off are way hotter. And if you include faculty/other adults? Alan Rickman, Thewliss (guy who plays Lupin, can never remember the actor’s first name), Gary Oldman’s not too bad, either, ummmmmm. Oh, David Tennant, can’t forget him. He’s just as hot as evil Death Eater Barty Crouch Jr as he is as The Doctor.
And speaking of hot non HP guys who are way hotter than Radcliffe:
John Barrowman
Gareth David Lloyd (you might not think he’s hot at first, but he grows on you. Season 3 TW is when it hit me that, cake, is he hot. “Eye-Candy”, indeed.)
Anthony Stewart Head
James Marsters (I’m thinking as Capt. John Hart, here, still ahven’t gotten to him as Spike yet)
David Boreanaz (more as Angel, than Sealey Booth)
Colin Morgan (Merlin)
Bradley James (Prince Arthur)
…..and the list probably goes on. I’m really not sure. But they’re all vastly more attractive than Radcliffe.
Well, of course Tom Felton and Anthony Stewart Head and David Boreanaz and definitely James Marsters are hotter than Radcliffe. But Radcliffe is hot.
I’m under 5 feet (and am done growing), so short guys aren’t really a problem. 5′ 6″ isn’t bad at all…
But you’re only just turning 15 (or maybe you already were 15 and are turning 16…..anyway, something around 15), I don’t think I stopped growing until sometime when I was 16……Oh, no, wait. *thinks* Ok, yeah, I guess I stopped growing when I was 15, because it was a couple months after I turned 15 that I got to ditch the back brace for my scoliosis (which I only go to do once I was done growing. got the dratted thing when I was 11. Four years of wearing a modern day equivalent of a corset. Not the most enjoyable thing I’ve ever done.)
I’m turning 15, but I haven’t grown at all in the last two years and my doctor has told me that I’m done growing.
I’ll just stay in austria, where I’m average at 14 and 5 foot 5.
I used to think he was hot, but….Not anymore. He kinda outgrew it, in my opinion. But midget? That fact can’t really be denied. Even Emma Watson is taller than him, judging by pictures.
Oh. So true. I think they should try to stick as close to the book as possible.
Erm. He was naked in the book. Aren’t you supposed to be the every-detail-knowing Pottermaniac? ;D
I am quite willing to admit that my knowledge of HP is not infallible, especially these days. However, I do think I would recall it mentioning him naked in the book. The closest I recall is when the other six “Potters” are stripping to change clothes to look like proper HPs–the implication was that they might have been naked, or at least very scantily dressed.
Horcrux scene, in the Forest of Dean: He strips to his underwear to dive into the lake. Skip to the images the Horcrux projects to Ron: Harry and Hermione images snogging, yes, but it does not once state they are naked.
When Voldie “kills” Harry and he meets Dumbledore: Ok, I guess he is initially naked here (I sit corrected ), but given that it’s very misty, there’s really no need for anything more to be shown than, say, was shown in the bath scene in GoF.
I’ve got nothing against nudity in movies, really, I just get irritated when producers/directors/whomever finds it necessary to throw in pointless naked sequences. Like Lake Placid 2, whre they had to show the girls going skinny dipping before the giant crocs got ’em–thanks, but having the girls topless really added nothing to the scene; Shark Attack Three (horrid movie, JB’s the only one in it who can act) the unnecessary skinny dipping scene before the shark attacked, or the graphic shower/bed scene between the two main characters later on. Ok, well, I suppose I didnt’ mind the latter scene that much, it did have JB in it, even if the camera was neglecting to show us much of anything of him, and more than I cared to see of the girl. Or Arachnophobia: The scene in the shower where the spider jumps on the girls face, than slides down the front of her very naked body…..Again, really not necessary.
Which brings up anothe rpoint: Why is it always the girls they show naked? If they’ve gotta shove naked sequences into movies, why can’t it be hot guys, instead of women?
And yes, it would be a guy in HP, but, well, HP is as much a children’s movie as it is an adult movie: They can easily convey nudity without actually showing any real nudity. Again, like the bath scene in GoF.
Eh, whatever. The movie sucks, regardless. What difference does it make if they throw in a scene or two of naked unattractive midget. Still sucks.
…While arguing tastes, is useless, I must disagree with both the ‘unattractive’ and the ‘midget’ part of your description of him.
I respect that you (and many others) do not think him unattractive–everybody has different tastes, it would be a pretty sad world if every girl found the exact same men attractive–but he is definitely short.
5’6″, that’s an inch and a quarter shorter than me, about the same height as my mom–and my mom would be taller than that, if it weren’t for the shrinkage that starts to come with age, the fact that she has scoliosis (as do I….Hmmmm, I’d be even more than an inch and a quarter taller than him if it weren’t for the dratted scoliosis)…..Perhaps not short enough to truly be termed a midget, but definitely short for a guy.
Well, he’s four inches taller than me.
Well, unless you are older than I really think (say, 16 or 17), I rather imagine you have some growing left to do.
He was naked in the King’s Cross scene. It says something to the effect of, “he suddenly wished he was clothed”. He gets clothes immediately afterward, though.
Actually, evidence of him being naked occurs earlier than that part; he notices that he is naked almost as soon as he opens his eyes.
Not much. My parents are only about an inch taller than me. And I don’t think they’ve stooped.
And two inches taller than me… *sigh*
It’s weird that I’ve never posted here before considering the fact that I’m an avid HP fan…I guess I just never looked even though I knew the threads were here.
Anyway, muselover I’m pretty sure you’re right Harry was naked when Voldemort “killed” him but like you pointed out he was clothed almost right away. Personally I don’t think that a minor second or two of nudity would ruin the film but because it’s so short and (might?) make the ratings higher I just don’t see the point. Besides Harry doesn’t absolutely have to be naked for the story line to still make sense and all and it doesn’t take anything away from the film.
The idea that the series will be (kinda sorta) over with the 7th film coming out is so depressing! I always looked forward to the new films and after these two parts are over it will be finished! I hope JKR writes some more, even if it’s not about Harry. I think she is planning to though but Harry Potter will always be Harry Potter…
My favorite characters are Ginny and Snape. Ron is awesome too although I dunno, it was kind of frustrating to read about him like when he acted like a total jerk in the GoF which lowers his rankings by my opinion. oh my gosh I wanted to kill him then! I loved the GoF and I know it wouldn’t have been the same story if Ron and Harry hadn’t gotten into the fight but it still annoyed me how thick Ron was. (Once again, he wouldn’t be Ron if he was smart. But still.)
If you had to pick one fault in the Harry Potter films, it would probably be their lack of sexual content. Sure, it’s nice to see Harry and his chums lark about with Hagrid’s pet hippogriff and all, but it goes without saying that the films would be much more popular if that aspect was balanced out with several gratuitous scenes of depraved wizard-on-wizard action. ~From the Guardian
Uhm, no. If I had to pick one fault, it sure as cake wouldn’t be the lack of sexual content. That doesn’t even rate on my scale of why the HP films are (to me) unpopular. It’s there utter lack (especially recently) of staying true to the books. And “gratuitous scenes of depraved wizard-on-wizard action” would only make them even less true to the book, and thus even less appealing.
*grumbles about idiotic people who don’t understand*
“gratuitous scenes of depraved wizard-on-wizard action…”
I think I speak for everyone here when I say Bwuh?
Yeah…..That was kind of my reaction, too. A total “what the cake” double take. (Yeep. That rhymes…..)
Later on the author indicated that en believed that the Yates’ desire to add nude scenes was quite likely due to the appeal of such in twilight….Gah. If that….book which does not deserve to be called a book is responsible for Yates ruining the books even more than he has already done with OotP and HBP, well, let’s just say that another reason to despise twilight. And to wish for a lighter every time you walk past a twi-crap display.
A lighter? More like a flame-thrower.
What? No seriously, What?
That is not what the Harry Potter films need.
Right, I might be able to understand one or two of said scenes. Actually, no, I really couldn’t. Didn’t happen in the book, shouldn’t in the movie. But several?!?! What the films need?!:
I pity today’s youth. If they’re being shown movies made by adults with such thoughts…
If that happens… Who else will write an angry letter to the director with me?
Angry letter? Try letter bomb.
Well… Tempting, but probably illegal.
Oh, definitely illegal. Which is why I wouldn’t actually do it, just fantasize about it…..
I think that the idiots are treating the movies as movies for movies rather than the movies for books.
Which is exactly the problem…..Everyone forgets that the fanbase for the movies is the people who read the books–and that those of us who read the books desire the movies to be 100% loyal to said books.
This is one instance, where I think if someone decided to do remakes of the HP movies, they couldn’t possible be worse, only better. I mean, if someone actually was able to do a remake down the line, it would be somebody who grew up in the HP era, who is a mad HP fanatic, and who would have hated what was done with the original HP movies.
It’s not completely necessary to show him nude, and if I were the director I wouldn’t do it because people would raise a fuss. They might just put him in a white robe or something, which would fit the image that Harry’s soul is clean.
They could just show the upper ghalf of his body or something
Possibly, but if that’s all they’re doing, why is the director and everyone under the sun making such a big deal about it? I mean, we already saw his upper half in GoF, it’s nothing new to the series.
I am not a Dragon Rider. Attempting to prove this is probably a bad idea.
“Riddle-Dee-Dee: The Voldemort Musical” should at least be written under a pseudonym.
I will not Imperius the DA to sing “Don’t Stop Believing”.
At Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches, I will not throw mushrooms into the air and sing the “badger-badger-badger” song.
I will not Cheering-Charm Professor Snape, no matter how amusing it would be.
I will not convince Harry to adopt “I’m the hero!” as his new catchphrase.
I will not yell “Harry, I choose you!” during the traditional end-of-year Death Eater battle.
Fang, the dog, should not be confused with Fang from Maximum Ride.
I will not tell the faculty to watch out for the sparkly Inferius of Cedric Diggory stalking teenage girls.
I might go to the midnight premiere of the last movie! *happy dance*
And then … Harry Potter will be over. Holy cake.
*pokes thread with a stick*
Which Hogwarts house (or combination of houses) do you think you would be in? I like to think of myself as a Ravenpuff.
Gryphonclaw, I guess.
Why did you spell it that way?
Because I forgot how Gryffindor was spelled, so I just went with Gryphon, as in the mythological creature. My bad.
Me, too! I’m definitely a Ravenclaw, but I could get into Hufflepuff if I wanted. I value the Hufflepuff qualities most, but I wouldn’t have as much in common with the people there, so I’d prefer Ravenclaw, and I have all the necessary qualities.
I think Ravenclaw.
I’m a Hufflepuff. Huffelpuffs are seriously underrated in the books. I mean, one of their defining traits is loyalty, which is also shared by nearly all the main characters, and yet Hufflepuffs are derided as ‘duffers’.
I probably wouldn’t say no if I was put in Ravenclaw, though. I don’t really think I’m smart enough, and my personality matches quite a bit less.
Ravenclaw for sure.
If not that, then Slytherin.
I’m a Ravenpuff (Huffleclaw?)
Agree basically with what Biblio and Errata said, probably have the muserly qualities of a Ravenclaw but personality wise I’m more of a fit for Hufflepuff.
I’ve always gotten the impression that the first House part in the combination was the most likely/significant one; is that correct?
Ravenpuffs UNITE! My reasons are pretty much the same: Muserly qualities of a Ravenclaw, personality of a Hufflepuff. Also, I’ve always liked Hufflepuff because, despite not having any special qualities, being mocked by everyone, and having a ridiculous House name, they work with what they have to measure up to the other Houses. But I love Ravenclaw’s colors and mascot, and their common room …
There should really be 10 houses, since almost everyone I’ve asked seems to be a combination. I’ve yet to meet a Slytherpuff, though.
I read a Wild Mass Guess on TVTropes that since ‘Puffs are loyal and trustworthy, they learn magic too dark to be entrusted to a Slytherin, so they can become super-top-secret highest-level Ministry Aurors. Like a lot of WMGs, this makes a disturbing amount of sense.
Off to write a fanfiction about that WMG.
I think Pwt is a Slytherpuff. I expect there are many, since you’d just need to be really determined, but typically, they highly prefer one over the other.
nah, hufflepuffs are just good finders.
174.1.1: Oh, that makes sense. The mythical creature can also be spelled griffin and gryffin, though; I think JKR used the former to describe the knocker on Dumbledore’s door.
177: I quite agree. I really don’t understand how anyone could say that loyalty and fairness are less important than the other qualities–let alone JKR. And yes, she specifically said she thought that bravery was the most important–more important than ‘kindheartedness.’ I’m sure she has a good reason, so does anyone have an idea of what it is?
I would guess Ravenclaw, but I haven’t taken a quiz or anything.
Slytherclaw.
Speaking of Harry Potter, some friends and I went to another Harry Potter Trivia contest last thursday, and won! We got $100 to a very tasty local restaurant, and are going to go out to brunch some time to celebrate
I personally am a Ravenclaw. My school colors are red and gold though, and so is our Quidditch gear.
I miss Quidditch but it should be starting again soon! Wooo!
Slytherclaw, definitely.
Also, I just won a fanfiction contest at my school’s HP club, and I got a stuffed Mrs. Norris as a prize, and it was totally awesome
Where can one get a stuffed Mrs. Norris? *envies greatly*
Wouldn’t it just be a stuffed cat? Is Mrs. Norris that unusual looking? I didn’t think she was…
Oh, right. *facepalm* Well, I’ll make a stuffed cat that looks like my mental image of her, then.
So what’s everyone doing for THE END OF HARRY POTTER NOOO the premier of the last movie? Me and my friends have tentative plans for an epic all-day Potterfest with Quidditch, readings of various chapters in funny voices, watching AVPM and PPP on YouTube, and as many of the movies as time allows.
Less than 2 months until DH2 comes out! *squee*
Luna – David Tennant is in the HP movies? I never noticed!
I’m considering switching from Ravenpuff to full-on Hufflepuff … I would prefer to be in an actual house instead of a combination, and I just FIND that I’m more like a Hufflepuff.
Has anyone seen the Very Potter Musical? It’s totally awesome!
Yes, I’m definitely more Ravenclaw than Hufflepuff; it’s just that I could be a Hufflepuff if I wanted. If you want, you can always be a “Ravenpuff with emphasis on the Puff.”
I love book 7. A lot of people are mad at how many characters died, but honestly, for every character that died I loved it even more. It was just that beautiful.
I’m assuming it’s assumed that this thread will have spoilers?
I’m Ravenclaw, possibly with some Slytherin tendencies though. I haven’t taken a quiz, but I think I know myself well enough to know what House I am in.
SFTDP: About the questionable scenes in book 7:
When I read the King’s Cross scene I was thinking, “How the cake is that going to work in the movie and will I have to close my eyes or not?” I don’t want any sort of scenes like that because that’s Not How The Book Should Be Interpreted. Maybe in King’s Cross scene, upper half, yeah. Nothing of much importance happened below there unless I am mistaken. But CAKE why did they have to put that scene in Part 1 WHY WHY WHY it was not necessary it WASN’T and there were approximately forty two trillion ways to not have it like that but NO. I don’t LIKE those scenes. *pouts*
Okay, I know that was an offtopic discussion but I NEEDED TO SAY THAT.
I’m not sure if I’m going to really watch the last movie. Those movies just make me really mad and grouchy for the next several days because they always find some way to cake it up. Everyone sort of expects me to watch and/or squee over the movies because they know what a big HP fan I am; I’m really only a fan of the books, and I’m getting annoyed with Certain People about it.
AL-I completely agree with you about book seven. I can’t explain it, but I love it.
I’m 100% Ravenclaw.
My birthday (July 10) is near the release date, so I think I’m going to ask my parents for tickets and go really early to see if we can get the best seats. I arrived right on time for DH1 and could barely find a seat.
They were almost too true to the book on some parts in DH1 and in other parts I was just thinking, “What does that have to do with anything” Like the Harry/Hermione dancing. It wasn’t terrible, it just wasn’t expected and some scenes could definitely have been cut/replaced with better scenes.
I consider myself a RavenPuff, with no emphasis on either, although online quizzes tend to consider me a GryffinPuff.
Book 7 was my second favorite book (GoF was my fav) so I have high hopes for the final section.
The 6th book came out on my birthday. It was awesome.
Yay, this thread is alive again!
More Hogwarts rules:
Singing “Gotta Get Back To Hogwarts” on the train is frowned upon.
I will not use thestrals as proof that Harry’s finally gone insane.
I will not refer to any two houses as the Jets and the Sharks, nor encourage them to have a “mambo” dance-off at the Yule Ball.
I will not throw glitter at Cedric Diggory. Let the poor boy enjoy his last few years as a decent character.
I will not draw an orange portal on the wall at Platform 9 3/4.
Teaching the security trolls to say “U MAD BRO?” will get me Avada Kedavra’d, and rightly so.
I generally consider myself a Slytherclaw, with more emphasis on the claw. (Ravenin?)
My friends have classified my alignment as Chaotic Neutral. I think that fits well.
SFTDP
I will not blast John William’s Olympic Fanfare and Theme at the opening of the House Cup Quidditch Match
I will not find a time turner under my bed and use it to go back and leave a time turner under my bed.
Under no circumstances am I allowed to emulate the events of “Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality”, no matter how much cooler they are than real life.
I am not allowed to transfigure a pile of broken glass into water and then mix that with whatever drink we are having with dinner that night.
I will not attach a rocket engine to my broomstick, nor will I attach one to the snitch.
I will not break a time turner “Just to see what happens”
I am not allowed to charm Umbridge’s announcements to sound like GLaDOS, no matter how much I want the house cup to be replaced with cake.
Under no circumstances am I allowed to stake Cedric Diggory.
I am not allowed to abduct a few of Hagrid’s animals, shoot them, and send them to muggle biology labs, no matter how much I want to know how they work.
I am not allowed to use Newton’s equations to calculate the mass of a spell.
(Lessee, a stupefy charm must have 1,780 Newtons of force (400 lbs can knock someone out, apparently). It starts a v=0, and winds up fast, but not faster than someone can dodge a few seconds. Let’s guess it winds up at 20m/s at 4s. So its acceleration is 5m/s^2. F=ma, so 1,780 N = m x 5m/s^2 so m = 356 kilograms. A stupefy spell has a mass of 356 kg- that means it must be very dense (it’s not that big after all…) and it weighs about 3,560 N, also known as 800 or so pounds. WOW!)
I am not allowed to use a constant stream of Incendio on the walls of Hogwarts to turn it into lava.
I am not allowed to use the high powered Astronomy (I’m sorry, I don’t believe in Astrology) telescopes to find the planet Gallifrey in the constellation Kasterborous
I am not allowed to transfigure the Slytherin logo into the Ouroboros, no matter how cool it is.
I am not allowed to transfigure the inside of a small blue box into large castle without transfiguring the outside.
Under no circumstances am I allowed to clone a Hungarian Horntail- they’re worse than velociraptors (Unless I activate the gene for dwarfism first)
The room of requirements is off limits to me.
No, I cannot take the derivative of a spell.
I am not allowed to build a perpetual motion machine, even though there are plenty of physics breaking spells.
Under no circumstances may I use a bunch of time turners one after the other, to go back more than six hours ago. Especially not if I intend to make the Babylonians and Egyptians define pi as the ratio of the circumference to the radius rather than diameter.
I am not allowed to form the Society for the Promotion of Heroic Equality for Witches.
I will not declare Trelawney’s classes to be simply cold reading.
Likewise, I will not attempt to use Trelawney’s classes to figure out the answers to tomorrow’s test.
I will stop continually asking what the heck a Hufflepuff is, as long as they stop declaring themselves to be good finders.
I will not tell Draco that rolling on the floor looks cool and heroic.
I will not run down the halls singing Hedwig’s Theme and pretending to be an owl.
“Santo Rita Meter Maida Ringo Jonah Tito Marlon Jack La Toya Janet Michael Dumbledora The Explora” is not a spell.
I will not climb on top of Durmstrang’s ship and declare myself “king of the world”.
Tom Riddle’s diary does not come with a shinigami.
Wands are not to be used for sword fighting, no matter how well I can sing the POTC theme.
Odd that this thread should be dead, what with Pottermore and DH2 coming up … *coughcough*
I agree! I’m getting up at 6 AM in the summer just to find out what Pottermore is! I think it’s a website with an online encyclopedia as well as normal website things. What about you?
Singing “Hungry Like the Wolf” when Professor Lupin walks by is in poor taste.
I will not ask Durmstrang students if they are “one with Russia, da?”
I will not yell “I’MMA FIRING MY LAZER!” when casting a spell.
I will not ask the Dementors how they like living in Minas Morgul.
I will not include the One Ring in a list of Horcruxes.
I will not tell Lucius Malfoy that he could play an Elf (Haldir!!!).
I will never tickle sleeping dragons, nor will I laugh at live ones.
I will stop drawing parallels between HP and LotR, because obviously there aren’t any.
No you darn well won’t.
I do this all the time, though. I’ll be watching Harry and Dumbledore fight the Inferi in the lake and I’ll start shouting, “I SUMMON YOU TO FULFILL YOUR OATH! FIGHT WITH ME, AND I WILL RELEASE YOU FROM THIS LIVING DEATH! WHAT SAY YOU?!”
I always thought Luna would make an excellent Elf. Perhaps Galadriel’s slightly wonky cousin.
It just occurred to me that your avatar makes me think of Eowyn, though it’s clearly not. Who is she?