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World of Piecraft, Part 4
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OK, I’m rejoining as a member of the Illusionist fortress! What’s going on?
1) Tons of people dropped out. Everyone tried to outdo each other (guilt), but various battleships/fog machines/ et.c. ended up canceling each other out. Then everyone went away and did their mid-term homework.
Now I have guilt problems:
You’re the first person to come back, so I probably shouldn’t pie you, but you’re also the only other person here so far…
*thanks RoseQuartz enthusiastically*
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Wheeee ! Random fun thread !
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What’s this? Cool. I’m interested. What’s it about? *goes nuts asking what this is about* (But then, I’m usually nuts, so…)
I’m working for both NPWL and the Illusionists. They’re both my good friends.
4- Just pie people, that’s about it… *
s Starfire*
4) This is how the thread works:
someone
s back
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ing each other, building gadgets…
each other again
1.
2. that person
3. both sides get cool forts, build awesome gadgets and find allies (whom they don’t
4. both sides go nuts
5. both side go do their homework and leave the thread
6. they come back and
(repeat until infinity)
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LadyG*
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Starfire*
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Lady Elle*
7- Starfire, she called me LadyG because of an old blogname; people usually call me either RoseQuartz or LadyG.
I geuss since it seems that this thread is starting over I’ll join!
OO! I can do that! PIE WAR!!!
BLASPHEMY AND BRIMSTONE! It left the second one ‘arrow’. I can do better now though.
Wheeeee !.
*runs to new thread*
Ooh! Can I join?!
*pies everyone in sight*
*cackles madly*
*dives behind a rock* *continues pie barrage*
Daisy chain…
YOU HAVE MET YOUR TRUE RIVAL!!!!!!!
I wrote a bad poem in whip cream on them all!!!!
*ducks into a cave*
*plans crazy plans*
*reads ‘bad’ poems on incoming pies* *ducks*.
And now I’ll build a fort so big… um, so big it will be huge!
*builds huge fort with super-speed* *climbs to highest turret*
Bring it, Fishy!!
You may be high, but my heli pies can go higher!!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
*heli pies go high up*
*drop down and disable turret*
Now what will you do against my ATOMIC PIE!!!!
*sets off pie bomb*
What!!!? Why won’t it-
*splats in my face*
Dang it… wrong pie….
I want to rejoin, what teams are there?
There are teams?
Hmm… I’m against Fishy, is all I know.
*fixes turret*
*sends army of pie-throwing zombies*
PIE BARRAGE!!!!
*creates a turret-catapult*
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
My pie bomb turret/catapult is sending your zombies back where they CAME FROM!!!!!
*exasperated sigh* Most of the posts here demonstrate why I despise most pie wars. Has it really broken down so fast, or was it never running to begin with?
*leaves as fast as he entered*
Broken down?
Running?
What are you talking about?
If you have a problem with pie wars, put it in the complaints and rants section please. Don’t depress us, pie-throwers.
Thank You.
21- I mean that it has broken down to such things as, “lol its a SUPER NUKE PIE!!!!!! i win”
At the risk ofin order to sound like a cranky old person, “Back when I was your age, we had to walk ten miles to school, and it was uphill both ways. And our pie wars had teams, strategy, and a storyline!” *hack* *cough* *wheeze*Eh, just forget it. If you like it, go ahead.
I certainly like it. We need a random thread for
organizedinsanity.*Sets up ginormous mirror*
*reflects zombies and pies and such back at Fishy*
*joins randomly*
Whee! This is fun!
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22- I Salute you, for you are correct. I am sorry for misunderstanding the thread. I am but a Neophyte, lend me your knowledge of pie throwing strategy. But to have teams I think we’ll need more people, but for now me and daisy have a fight to settle. We will soon find a short term treaty somewhat organize our chaos, and recruit pie throwers!!!!!
But for now…….
My glass pies shatter your mirror.
( and by the way, I never really had an atomic bomb pie, so HA!)
*cooks the traditional CTN pies of Titanic materials*
*builds pie catapults*
*throws*
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17) There are the Illusionists, the NPFL and the LOST. Or you can be against everybody. It’s just a big mess.
I say everyone who would like to join the pie throwing chaos, throw six pies into the air. Only six. No less. No more.
So we can count the mediums of chaos!!!!
There is my registration.
I’m not sure about joining the whole giant-mess thingy…maybe later.
*leaves*
Yay! PIE WAR! Eulalia!
I will join the madness!!!!
*sees incoming pies* *ducks*
*brings out gungan energy shield*
Ha! You can’t hit me!
We still need more people….
*pies are absorbed by shield*
Oh no!!!
IDEA!
Eat energy pie!!!!
*pie passess through the shield*
*destroys shield*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
By the way, what’s with all these ‘wung points’ and ‘pie points’ and other random points?
I don’t know!!! I’m pretty new… I think it’s from a thread game…
Welcome pies!!!
Shall we start to make teams??????
SFDP
But piggy won’t answer me, and I want him to guide us as a team leader!!!!!
35- From what I can gather, someone made up points that they awarded to other people. Soon other point systems popped up. Eventually there were too many so now there are only a few types of points. Birthday points are those that you get on your birthday (or used to), wung points are used in the game Paker; there are more but I can’t remember/don’t know them.
TFATFFishy(You don’t mind if I officially call you Fishy, do you? TFATF is a bit of a mouthful)
38- That’s fine, but IT’S THE SAME AMOUNT OF LETTERS!!!!
Find teams!!
Perhaps only 2 to start with…..
Can I join somehow?
39- Yes, but Fishy is more fun to say!
40- Of course! Would you like to join my team? I’m up against Fishy.
Pie Bombs!
Fishy
*BOOM*
I’ll join you!!! To “Fishy’s” team:
41- Sure, why not?
BE THAT WAY!!!!
Jakob your on my team!
TEAM “SO LONG,” GOOOOOOO!!!
(can’t think of name, but does “so long” work?)
43) Time to recruit ! LOST (Loud Obnoxious Singing Tenrecs, don’t ask) needs members !
I´ll recruit either daisy*chain, or fishy + Jakob. Now who can I pie…
*thinks*
Lady Elle
! My second-favorite victim ! 
And if no-one joins my team, I just sing ! (and get arrested for noise pollution) 
I’ll join!!!!!
cannot.
But daisy chain
Shes on that team.
JAKOB JOIN US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*trows invitation pies*
I think it’s time to find(or make) a fort. Daisy chain still has hers….
SFTDP
I KEEP MESSING UP!!!!
throws, not trows.
*pies myself*
35- Wung Points and Creativity Ceylon points are from Paker, which is an RP game played on the Student Lounge thread (which, by the way, needs members); I’m not sure where pie points are from, but Brain Points are from trivia games, Muszey Points are just randomly given out (I have 100 but I don’t put them in my name) and yeah, there’s a bunch of other random things. Search “Points” for a thread, I’m not sure if it’s still open but it can help explain things.
Ahh. I’ll have to do that. Have I not posted this yet? I have my own secret team in the middle of the forest. They live in trees and bake pies. I need more leaders though. All the underlings and nobody else is getting annoying. If somebody wants me on their team, my wonderful forest band can make a alliance. *nodnod* Just don’t complain if we betray you. *evil cackle*
Needs a name. Hm… Erratum. Singular of ‘Errata’ in latin, apparently. No, that sounds conceited. Well, something. I’ll figure it out later.
Erratum means, like, a mistake (or multiple mistakes) in a published book or something. There’s a fiction book called Erratum, READ IT!!!) Now onto pies… for Fishy’s team; pies of weirdness:
Darn! Ran out! *storms away to bake more for Daisy*chain’s team.*
Jakob, are you on Fishy’s team or not?
Errata, would you care to form an alliance with CTN and me?
(friendly pie)
2 TEAMS PEOPLE!!!!! WE DON’T HAVE ENOUGH PEOPLE TO MAKE ALL THESE TEAMS!!!!
I like my team. Team “So Long,” writes so long on every pie so the vicims see it before…
We could have imaginary people you know… assistants and such…
I don’t know what to name my team. Ideas?
Team So Long
Figured out my name. FELL. Fierce Elf Light Lovers. Or something, I’m not sure really what it stands for. But it’s a cool name, you seey.
SFTDP. I will gladly become allied with you. If you wish to use my name, FELL, (as in Fell Warriors, not fell down) then that is certainly alright, as long as you do not betray my secret location.
s all she is not potentially allied with*
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I am content. I have thoroughly pied everyone in the area not potentially allied with me. I shall now retire to the Head Treehouse and plan my strategy.
53- I like that name. FELL.
I’m still on team LOST, even if I’m the only member.
*grumbles* *comes back*
STOP THE PIE-ING!
So this is what you come up with? “Loud Obnoxious Singing Tenrecs?” “Fierce Elf Light Lovers?”
And your weapons consist of:
Gets kind of monotonous, doesn’t it? That’s why the pie war threads always die. This seriously needs organization.
1. Teams: First of all, we should get rid of all the teams that aren’t on the current map (on the top of this thread). The only way to add a team is for there to be a coalition of at least 3 pie-ers that lasts for about a week. If they can convince everyone that they’re a respectable faction, then they can be granted a fortress, location, and add themselves to the map. If you rebel against an existing team and add your own, you must have two other pie-throwers with you. People who break this rule will be ignored by everyone until they promise to comply.
2. Weapons: Weapons must consist of more than
s. How about pie tanks?
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Or pies of d00m (cherry)?
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Or battleships?
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You’re free to use all of these (except for the battleship, that’s mine
), as long as you don’t create an unnecessary excess. If you create a weapon, you can patent it if you want (so that only your team can use it). But for pie volleys, you can only use up to 10 
s/[|}s, no matter what kind of pies you call them. Oh, and no weapons that kill everyone or destroy the world (the is the Museica world, after all, and that would upset a lot of people).
3. Geography: You must comply with the geography, as shown on the map. When posting, you must describe or at least infer your location. If you don’t specify a location, it is inferred that you are in the same place you were in your last post. You can’t skip unrealistically across the map, unless you have a means of doing so (like being blown from the NPFL fortress into the lake by a pie of d00m). If you cross a river, you must tell everyone how you did so (swimming, building a bridge, flying over with rocket boots, etc.). Same with the mountains, oceans, and other dangerous terrain. And you can’t drastically change the geography, either.
4. Fortresses: No indestructible forts. You can hide behind walls, repair damage, and put concrete underground so they can’t tunnel under, but you can’t make them indestructible(.
[Have to go, will come back with more rules (you knew I’d be back, didn’t you?
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Rules? That’s no fun. *grumbles* Well, I’m in the mostly-uninhabited rightern side of the map in a tree fortress. The trees grow really close together and form a wall. Their roots also dig down very far and are very hard to dig through, and we pie you the whole time. Did I mention the trees are much too thick to chop down, and impervious to flame? I think that’s everything, although I may be forgetting something. Anyway, Daisy*Chain and CTN, would you like to come join my team, so we can be an official team? Well, since you have more REAL people, I guess it’s more like me joining you, but I have the fortress, so it could go either way. Wait, did you have a fortress too? This could present problems… Well, I vote we become one team, and figure out whose fort to use later. If we can stay together for a week, we get on the map! WOOT! Anyway, I’m using super-flexible trees as catapults, and flinging pies cross-country.
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See, the tree is swaying, since it was just pulled down to the ground, had a pie tied to it, and released. Let’s see how that looks…
NO! It became messed up! Cry! Now I have to experiment with new supersecretweapons! (SSW, for short)
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A scream pie!
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Oo, lookie, it’s a sword! Coolio. *pokes*
bzzzzzzz
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A Backwards Bee Pie! If that works, which remains in doubt.
SFTDP.
Okay, I’m posting YET AGAIN, to try a theory.
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See how that works…
56) Excuse me: LOST is from last thread. *repeats rant*
And my fort isn’t indestructible- it´s just impossible to find.
As for the weapons- WHY DO YOU THINK IT´S CALLED THE WORLD OF PIECRAFT ?
Is it to much to ask to have ONE thread to be silly ? I’m so sick of being that smart girl !!!
5. Pie Warfare: It’s not fun (or fair) if you can dodge every pie. Let yourself lose a few times, it’s not like it’s the end of the world. This is sort of back to weapons, but no more magical pies that teleport people to other dimensions or turn into black holes. They mess up the game. Try to keep the violence slapstick, we don’t want to upset squeamish people…other than that, you can do anything you want, as long as you land a pie in someone’s face.
6. Other: In my opinion, playing as more than one character is cheating. Though if you don’t have enough team members, I suppose you can use robots or pie-animals. Keep the teams set, try to recruit people rather than let them make their own teams. And DON’T bring in fictional game characters like kirby or yoshi. That’s just annoying.
Note: You don’t have to follow any of these rules, I just think they will enhance the gameplay and make this thread last longer. Bye for now. *waves* *vanishes*
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OK, the second one didn’t work well.
Commander of the NPWL league back in. By the way, am I still commander? Who cares, anyway.
By the way, that fifty pies to the LOST. By the way, here’s a sketch of the NPWL fortress if you want to try taking us out.
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oops, messed up a bit.
60- I agree.
Let’s have this be a silly thread. Somewhere people can go just to be random. Please? I need this thread!
57- Sure, something to do!
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The worst catapult ever. Eek.
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I’m going to try making a catapult. It’s going to stink, I predict.
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*appears one last time* It’s hard to be a moderate…I was hoping for something that was in the middle, like a cross between the traditional pie war threads and the “No, this is pie war RPG”, but everyone here dislikes organization, and the GAPAs probably won’t see the point. Hey–if you just want a crazy random pie war, then why does this need a setting? *pulls thread of the world of Museica and Dornavenk (I’m the one who started that whole non-random setting thing, anyway)* This pie war is now set in the crazy cloister of calabalawanga, where it constantly switches through dimensions (on account of the constant portal and black hole pie-throwing), parodied Nintendo characters run around freely, elves, wizards, magical creatures, and rabid-bunnified-tenrecs roam across the ever-changing landscape, and whales randomly fall from the skies onto the other team’s fortress. Yay! MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!1!!!!!!!! I PIE U ALL!!!
HEHEHEHE I PWN EVERY 1! 
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Have a nice day. *leaves*
Sorry I wasn’t on… I can’t get online that often.
Sure, Fishy! Let’s pie Daisy*chain!
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*pies Team So Long *
Now I just have to find the rest of the team. Eek, I’m horrible at new technology.
Never mind “new”.
69-good. Cabalawanga sounds like a much better place- this thread seems very well suited to it. *pies fishy*
SORRY!!!!!
I’ve been extremely busy lately.
Perhaps we should split this thread into pie RPG and random pie throwing.
I want both, but for compromise we should have teams, forts, and just a little bit of sense. But right now I’m typing on my iPod so I can’t go all out pie.
I’ll be back tomorrow with necessary weapons/keyboard.
*accepts pies thrown at me*
I want members reporting for team “So Long.”
We can have an underwater base. That’s patented. So join!!!
*gets out battered umbrella to fend of the worst of pies*
*hauls poor Kirby inside fort*
*cleans up self and Kirby*
That’s the problem with having a moving, living fort- it always runs away when the pie come and ditches you.
Me: “Welcome to the fort, Kirby ! Now just stand over there.”
Kirby: “Erm… Why ?”
Me: “Because you´re my ally. Now scat and be quiet. I need to compose my next song.”
Kirby: “But I’ll get pied over here !”
Me: “Bingo. You’ll get pied and I won’t, which helps us win because I can work on my plans for my pie satellite.”
Kirby: “But I’ll get pied !”
Me: “C’est la vie.”
Kirby: “I knew this was a bad idea !”
*launches pie satellite*
Ok… WHY DOES EVERYONE PIE TEAM SO LONG AND O ONE JOINS!!!!!!!!!!
CAN SOMEONE JOIN MEEE!??????!!!!!!!!?
*Samus runs over*
“hOW CaN I hElP”
“Use your pie blaster!!!!!”
*Pie blaster rumbles on*
SOMEONE JOIN MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!??????!
Just to annoy Fishy; You forgot the the “N” in “NO ONE”. It says up there “O ONE”.
SFTDP, but I just had to annoy someone.
That was a lot of exclamation points and question marks.
Fishy with anti-over-punctuation pies
Oh NO! WHat HAPPENED?! I’ve been gone for so long and now there are 76 posts and there’s no possible way that I can read them all! *sob*
VEry well! I must retalliate!
*pies everyone that isn’t on my team*
Don’t worry. There isn’t much development yet… Will you join me, Team So Long, muncher? No one has joined me yet, and I have an underwater base!
77) No, join me ! I took in Kirby so that we can sing duets *smugness*
But I was already on a team on the last thread. I was with IBCF. Is he still here? I’m not sure. Anyways….. yeah. Isn’t our fortress Fudgium fortress? I’m not sure exactly.
*sneaks behind Daisy*chain* Come chipmunks! *pine cones rain down from above* *pies Daisy*
We need technology.
*pies kiwimuncher*
You could join our team, of course, but if you don’t, I suppose…
Who should I ally with?
You could join Team So Long. Fishy has very few people on his team.
Team So Long
82) Me ! My only ally is a fictional person invented by Shirby.
82) You should ally with me and IBCF.
Oh wait. IBCF? What was that you said in post 69? You’re LEAVING?! ARe you joking? What about Fudgium Fortress? You can’t just leave that! *sob* Oh dear. You’re still coming back right? I can’t defend this thing alone!
85- *Allies with Kiwimuncher*
THERE ARE ONLY TWO TEAMS. EVERYTHING WAS RESTARTED WHEN WE GOT A NEW THREAD. WILL SOMEONE JOIN ME!!!!!!???
(And by the way, I DON’T HAVE ANY MEMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!)
There are three teams, I think; Daisy*chain’s, yours, and kiwimuncher’s.
SFTDP
87- Who said anything was restarted? There can be more than two teams. Lighten up, Fishy. (no offense meant, I assure you.)
Errata has kind-of disappeared.
87- I would join you, but I’m with Daisy Chain, and Daisy Chain is against you, so…
87) Calm down. I’ve been barking up that tree for a long time. But I’m still team lost, even if I’m the only real member…
x 32.
90) Oh cake. Pwease, HTML gnomes, could you fix it ? Pwetty pwease ?
[Always happy to help anyone who says “pwease.” –A. Gnome]
Sorry I vanished! I’m still here supporting team FELL, but I might be on and off for the next few weeks. I’ll be happy to come on and Pie everyone.
Wonderful. *retires to fort to plan devious plans*
NO ONE JOINS TEAM SO LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O well… I’ll be a FELL member…
UNDERWATER BASE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
93- So you’re joining team FELL? Hooray! Welcome…
Underwater base sounds nice.
94- I didn’t know that you were on team FELL. Now we have three!
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*jumps in submarine*
Ahhh… The beauty of an undersea metropolis. THE BEST PART!!!
Undersea pie launcher torpedoes!!!!!!!
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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Oops the torpedo got messed up…
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I hope it will work this time…..
UUUUUUGGHHH
Sorry for the triple post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It still didn’t work………..
*gets out fabled umbrella and fends of the worst of pies*
My list of IA (incredibly awesome) defenses:
1) My battered umbrella
2) Kirby
3) The chance that my fort might run away with me
Thanks for joining me TMFA!
All pies go!
*whirl wind of pies*
*Runs toward bookgirl standing with her umbrella.* OK chipmunks! Pinecone rain! *pinecones rain down on umbrella, reducing her defenses* Yes! :twsited:
Mwahahahahaha!
*presses superpie machine with tip of umbrella*
*rains pies on chipmunks and kiwimuncher*
Where are the rest of Team FELL?
I’m here!!!
For kiwimuncher and her team.
I’m completely and utterly confused. Who’s on whose team again?
other people
I think I’m on Team FELL.
You are. I think you’re co-leader with Errata.
93-No WAIT! I’m on Team So Long!
Team Fell
Wheeee ! Since I don’t have any allies on the blog except Kirby, I can just pie everyone without worrying who’s on my side. +evil laugh*
EVERYONE !
103- As far as I remember, you, Errata, and I were on the team. Then Fishy said something about joining(?) (can I call you Fishy? Or should I call you TFATF42? Or Thanks For All The Fish 42?)
*pies bookgirl_me*
Ouch. *gets hit by bookgirl_me’s pies*
*falls down the fort*
AAAH!
104- OMG, SOMEONE JOINED!!!???
I’m leaving team fell.
*cackles*
Come to my underwater base where we are safe frm pies and such, and our catapult is quite the feature where launch pies with accuracy that cannot be matched with any normal human throw or machine with either electronic enhancing, or strictly muscle.
I WIN LONG SENTENCE CONTEST!!!
*teehee*
I have obtained a submarine. With water-proof pie launchers!!!!
mwahahahahahaha- etc.
*dives down to underwater base*
*launches pies*
*climbs up the fortress*
GO TEAM FELL!
*gets hit by pie and falls down again*
Wait, which fortress are we using? Sorry I’ve been off. ‘Cause I think we have my secret treehouse base in the middle of nowhere on the right half of the map, and Daisy*chain’s fortress that has no particular place. No, don’t go, Fishy! Well, I shall have to Pi you. Since it’s Pi day.
3.141592
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Aren’t I clever?
I’M BAAAAAA-AAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Daisy… EAT TORPEDO!!!!(I hope I get it right this time…)
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Good enough…..
GO TEAM SO LONG!!!!!
I’M BACK TOOOOOOOOO!
right? Lets hope so!
Ha ha. YodaShmoda is back, and crazier than ever! I can’t remember when I was last on. Seems like never. Oh well.
Bookgirl_me, we still a team? I think I figured out how to do the pie thingies this time!
HAHA!
Yes! Totally worked. SFTDP but just had to check. Now:
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HAHA!
To anyone against Bookgirl_me and co.:
Pinecone rain on TFATF42!
Hello, all. Loverly day in the forest here… *is pied* You spoiled my mood. Was that wise? *ponders* Well, I’d say it was very unwise indeed. Well, I suppose the only way to remedy its unwiseness is to teach you a lesson.
There, I am contented. I shall go create more devious plans. GO TEAM FELL!
112- *eats* Mmm, pumpkin-flavored!!
*throws lime grenades at Fishy*
Wheeeeeeee!!!
GO TEAM FELL!
Hello, Errata, the forest is always lovely…
*is pied*
Why am I always pied?!?!?
I don’t know, but here I am. This forest sure is nice…
…*is pied*
Darn!
Because nobody escapes without being Pied. *
‘s team So Long*
*sighs* I suppose you’re right.
*thinks*
*constructs Titanite pies*
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107). No you don’t, since, strictly speaking, there is no such contest, as, in this semi-organized world, people must announce contests, but, even if such a contest were to exist, I would doubtlessly win it, as I usually speak a language which, grammatically speaking, is compatible to latin, having various cases and genders, and confusing speakers by using long pretzel sentences, even penalizing students, who, for example, use too short sentences, which is considered a stylistic fault, since one of the oddities of the language is to piece together little, short sentences by the use of commas to separate different sentence types, avoiding periods as if they would charge you money for using them, a strange custom which makes it more difficult to read quickly, which affects me as speed-reader, since I read slower in german, but am forced to read mainly german books, taking up more of my precious time, since I have lots of homework and exams, but there are very few reasonably priced english books to be bought here, and the library only has a few old, battered, dull classics that are boring in every language, so I conclude this sentence by declaring myself winner of this contests, at the price of disobeying fundamental grammatical rules.
Long enough ?
*pies all except YodaSchmoda with long sentence pies*
121 – GAPAs, can you please start that off with a period? The ‘Recent Comments’ bar is huge.
Would there be any way to begin a new, different pie war thread, meant to stay in the RPG pie war genre instead of the Classic Pie War one? Zemtee, which I am randomly guessing to be so, all but died many moons ago. It could be a flop, but it could be immensely popular. Thank you in advance!
121- I don’t know, I stopped reading halfway through. This thread is becoming inactive. Only one way to fix that!
EAIAAEEEAII!
I’m going nuts, please excuse me for a moment.
Revive thread!
Please revive this thread! Please!
(what the heck…)
128) What ? Nevermind, I’ll just pie you.
Oh dear. This thread is in trouble. Sorry, I haven’t been coming on lately due to nasty school stuff. *scowl at school stuff*
anyways…….
PIE ATTACK!
Everyone!
Including a few people.
Of which are trying to keep this thread alive!
You know, it’s much easier to pie people now that there’s an actual pie emoticon. Thanks GAPAs!
Of course, the old pies still haven’t lost their charm totally!
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*pies kiwi*
So we meet again, kiwimuncher, my old nemesis. But this time I’ve been read too much far side.
(couldn’t resist)
Those were the old pies? *shock* Is there a smiley to that effect?
We’ll see, won’t we? Anyway…
Yum. Chocolate. *licks lips*
Ah! bookgirl! So, you are dipping into such books that reach beyond to sides that we cannot yet fathom!
I hope that you are not suffering from Anatidaephobia!
*pies with quacky pie*
*pies*
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*is ignored*
*watches as bookgirl_me and kiwimuncher pie eachother*
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*ouch*
133- I’m still on your team, right?
*flings, casts, hurls, chucks, and otherwise throws spike pie at bookgirl*
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I’m confuzzled, UNITE, TEAM FELL!!!. Anyway…
I’m here!!!!
‘s kiwimucher’s team.
121- CURSE YOOOOUUUU, BOOKGIRL!!!!!
*runs away in defeat*
HOW ‘BOUT THAT!
*knows he still lost*
*sniffle*
UNITE, TEAM SO LONG!
bookgirl_me
136- I’M HERE!!!!!
*pies kiwi, CTN, Jakob, Fishy, Errata, IBCEF*
133) No. I hope you aren’t either
*pies with thai mango duck pies*
135) Aaaah ! Spike pie !
*runs to hide behind Kirby*
*Kirby hides behind a bookshelf*
*pies with french shredded “cahier de devoirs” & rucola (a.k.a evil, bitter salad) pie*
No one ever pies me!!!!
140- Eew, Shredded French homework with rucola pie! Get it off me, get it off me!
*pies bookgirl_me with decomposing maggoty liquid cheese pies*
Wait a minute, you aren’t on Team Fell?
I start my own team! and I’ll pie you right through your computer!
pies hit YodaSchmoda and team fell! Here’s another pie type!
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140, 141, 142… It’s Team FELL! It’s not like we all fell down something… *pies Titanite Pies!!!!!!*
142- You can join us, of course, but if you insist on starting your own team, then…
*Titanite PIES!!!!!!!!!!*
I shall develop some wonderful liquid methane Titanite pies and ROCKET IT DOWN ON ALL THAT IS NOT ON TEAM FELL!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
*runs away to develope the pies*
*is hyper* *apologizes for the capital letters*
Oh well. I’ll join yer side….. oh, by the way, i have the Mr. Joe pie!!
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Mwhahahahahaha oh, and the sideways pies!
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SFTDP
team FELL pie!
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It didn’t work……
143- Oops, sorry Team FELL.
I think we now have 4 teams going: Team FELL, Team So Long, Enceladus’ Team, and bookgirl_me/Kirby’s team. Maybe Enceladus and bookgirl_me could join forces?
*pies Team FELL with more dmlc pies*
What happened to kiwimuncher???
Yeah, I quit team FELL! Join forces with bookgirl_me/Kirby’s team. How ’bout we call it Read tEAM (like to read and I’m guessing you do too) and here is my a giant bunny to attack the other teams!!
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*pies Team So Long and Team LOST with Titanite pies*
TITAN -SIZE TITANITE PIE!!!!! (5150 km in diameter!!!)
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YAH!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Well, I’m gonna throw Pi at you!
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*throws pi*
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Yay, post 150 worked! *accomplishment* Thank you, HTML gnomes! *huggles*
*throws Titan-sized pie at Enceladus*
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*random fact* Did you know Enceladus is about a tenth of Titan’s size? *is Titan- nerd- ish*
SFTDP. *sighs* Didn’t work. Pretty please, pretty please? *sweet sad smile*
Thank you, HTML gnome! *gives pie*
Hiya IBCF!
*pies CTN*
*pies bookgirl*
*pies Enceladus*
154- *uses futuristic chadium shield to bouce it back while adding some dynamite*
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Eek!
*pies Enceladus with a gator pie* It hit with a SNAP! Not a SLAP!
*throws super-sized shrapnel grenade pie (why not? there are spike pies and dynamite, after all) at Enceladus
Why are you pieing me? *cries*
Oh, at least i can give you a cry pie made w/ my tears to make you erternally sorry for me.
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you can’t copy it
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Evil Titan PIE!!!! *throws at Jakob WonkyChair*
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Titan PIE!!! *throws at kiwimuncher*
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Saturn PIE! *throws at Enceladus*
GO TEAM FELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t pie me. If you do, den you get da biiiiiiiiiig pie. Hehehehehe. Oh I’ll just throw it now!
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Hm… Since everyone else is making big pies, I shall go under your big-pie-oriented shields with Small Pies!
Now, my devious MASTER PLAN!
dundun…. dundun… dundun… dundun…
BWA!
*stunned silence*
It… it… It didn’t work… BUT IT WILL!!! IT WILL WORK AND BE BETTER THAN EVER BEFORE!! YOU JUST WAIT!!
Okay, I’m done. *smile*
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WITH PIES!!
I present my…
Lyk, ttly!!!!11 0MG!!!1!1 A ca7!!1!!! 33333!!!1!
TERRIBLE CHATSPEAK PIES!! (If they work…)
Anyway, please do not pie me, since the only person I actually Pied in this post is Encladeus, who deserved it for deserting our team, (the brilliant FELL{as in Fell Warriors, not Fell Down}) so any Pies from elsewhere will be undeserved.
Most probably, this is a double post, and I apologize. See, I must be sorry, since it would have been much easier to just putSFTDPAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHATSPEAK PIES!!!!!!!!!!! RUNNNN EVERYONE! IF TOO MANY HIT THE MUSEBLOG…..
*Gets hit by chatspeak pie*
A ca7!! Lyk, ttly!!!!! OMG!!!!!!! TTYL!! BB!
SFTDP
READ tEAM fortress!
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Sh00t! it gt mssd up! (rmembr,teh chatspeek pie hit me)
SATURN PIE AT ENCELADUS!!!
GO TEAM FELL!
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That little pie there is TITAN!!!!
*evil grin*
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Remember, Pie brother is watching you!!
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A not- good-at-all version of a tank. Not that I’m interested in tanks, or that I have the time to make a good one. *sighs*
I don’t see why things have to be copyrighted. I mean, I think made the first large pie here. Correct me if I’m wrong. And whoever made the spike pie and the cherry doom thing doesn’t mind anyone using it. Or the tank. Thank you, IBCF, I was a bit inspired by your nice tank somewhere on the top.
GO TEAM LOST/READ !!!!
*smiles sweetly as CTN and Errata get pied*
My bunny will destroy Team FELL
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*wipes pie off face*
Phew.
*screams at bunny*
What the furry green Cerberus with three bushy tails should I do?!
*yelps*
*runs*
*ducks behind tree*
Hmph. What now?
*off to develop better technologies*
GO TEAM FELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*is pied*
*throws Titan pie*
Better find better things, huh?
*ready to pie Team READ/Lost and Team So Long*
*puts on stealth field generator*
*sneaks up behind CTN*
*slowly pulls out pie projectile sniper rifle*
*aims at CTN*
AHHHH!
May I ask why I am so attacked? It seems that somehow I have made an enemy of Team READ/LOST and Team So Long.
*thinks hard*
*brain explodes*
Oops. Well, I guess I can see if I can find some exploding pies.
*is bombarded with pies*
Oh fuzzy purple potato with pink mosquito ears!
*runs*
I’m gonna take over the world… Kirby, hold this !
Kirby: “Why ?”
Me: “‘Cause it might explode. Put it on a pie and throw it.”
*explodes*
“Not at me !!!”
Hello? Team FELL? Please?
*echoes*
It looks like a cave huh… AHHH A BUNNY! Oh. It’s a mushroom. Hmmm…
*puts in pie*
Now what? Huh, I better look for my team.
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What is that? Hmmm… could be a bad telescope…
I am back! And that bunny up there just got…..
Pied! And….
*watches bunny running away screaming*
*pop* EEE! *pop pop* EEEEEE! *poppoppop* EEEeeEEeeeE! *popopopopopopopopopopopopopopopop* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa!
Pineconed!
TEAM SO LONG UNITE!!!!!!!!! We must first take out team FELL, for they seem to be the strongest… EPIC BATTLE BEGINS!!!! ((Lets have a little geography, OK GUYS???!!!)))
*walks toward TEAM FELL CASTLE*
*sees CTN*
*grins*
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*runs in as CTN gets hit*
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MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!! TRY AND COME BACK FROM THAT!!!!!!
UNITE< TEAM FELL!
WHO SAID TEAM FELL WAS THE STRONGEST? IT MAY BE THE STRONGEST BUT I DON”T EVEN SEE ANYONE ELSE FROM TEAM FELL AT THE MOMENT!!!!!!!!
I didn’t know we had a castle. How did that appear?
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I’m here!!! Where’s daisy*chain and Errata???
I’m here… occasionally.
Team Fell is not the strongest !!!!!!
*sings (off key)*
Once in a while maybe you will feel the urge
To say, team Fell is the most strong
By just saying it in passing, to fight them first
Like only choosing them to pie, and forcing us to cry
But deep in your heart you know the guilt would drive you mad
And the shame would leave a permanent scar
‘Cause you start out lying in wars and then you’re building invisible forts
And doing homework and joining the HotPinkBunnies
So don’t say we’re not strong
Keep equal fights like they belong
Go and pie equally like you know that you should
Oh, don’t say we’re not strong
Oh, you don’t wanna mess with Team LOST/READ
We’ll pie you even if you run away and hide
It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty or exceptionally smart
We’ll pie you like the cunning, ruthless enemy you are
So don’t say we’re not strong
Don’t stop throwing pies where they belong
Go and pie equally like you know that you should
Oh, don’t say we’re not strong
Don’t take away pies from people like Kirby
How else can we find an excuse to buy Atom bombs
And ships of war the size of large countries
These excuses don’t grow on trees
So all we ask is, “Everybody, please…”
Don’t say we’re not strong,
Even Kirby knows it’s wrong
Go and pie equally like you know that you should
Oh, don’t say we’re not strong
Don’t say were not strong
Or you might wind up deaf and won’t hear the song
Go and pie equally like you know that you should
Oh, don’t say we’re not strong
Don’t say we’re not strong
You’ll drown in pies before too long
Go and pie equally like you know that you should
Oh, don’t say we’re not strong
Well I am Team So Long so I don’t care about other teams feelings. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *is now truly evil*
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*is sorry for disregarding feelings*
Well! I’d say that all of yall are….. PIED!
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Wow. That stunk.
*cackles maniacally*
*is a maniac*
I am going to go and think !
*thinks*
*thinks some more*
*brainstorms*
*has a headache*
Darn.
*screams*
*runs form all the flying pie*
Oh! Flying pie!
*has idea*
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Ummmmmmmmmmm.
Pie attack? 
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Super-pieing umbrella-shield-thingy !!!!
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Yay, Daisy*Chain! Finally, someone else from Team FELL! *huggles*
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Cake, it didn’t work.
Enceladus, the “ ” has to have a semicolon afterwards. *goes off in search of an HTML gnome*
Ok. What about calling it “Team Chatterboxers”? Yeah, I know that you’re Pirocks. *exploding pies* *blahblah you know the routine explode reassemble and all that” Oh, and Its fireandhemlock not fire&hemlock, if you don’t mind.
Gahh!!!!!!!! *runs off screaming* I’m being ignored!! I join team LOST/READ or whatever it’s called!!!
Here is a better Koko clone:
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I don’t get it. Anyways….. I shall pie you all to Timbuctoo and back. (yes, I misspelled that) Then I shall pie you to the very edge of the earth’s atmosphere, in which I will piek you back. And, if you’re still breathing, I will stick you in a submarine pie and hurl you to the deepest depths of the ocean, the bottom of the Marianas Trench, or whatever it’s called and then you shall come back amazingly alive and exclaim about how cool it is and then I shall pie you once more for fun!
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*pies everyone*
*brings out pie-tank from dusty storeroom*
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DOOOOOOM! MWHAHAHAHA!
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*cackle*
*runs*
oops, the pie didn’t show up
Join team LOST/READ!!! (Is that what it’s called??)
peary moppins! Are you on any team? If you’re not, please join Team FELL!
*pies everyone not on Team FELL*
Aiming Pie cannons.... Aiming Pie cannons... Aiming Pie cannos... AT TEAM FELL!!_
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Never mind, let´s just keep pieing everyone
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Only TEAM LOST/READ CAN USE THESE!!!!
Enceladus, You’re Pirocks! “dynamite pies”? Those are Martia’s though! and Kokoclones-weren’t those BellaTrix’s?
I made up dynamite pies here!
*pies frieand hemlock*
Let´s call our team LR, the abbrevition of any abbreviation
“frieand hemlock”? FRIEAND HEMLOCK? it’s FIREANDHEMLOCK, thank you very much. not fried hemlock.
fireandhemock, join our team! I am a chatterboxer, and WE NEED TO STICK TOGETHER! (Even if we misspell eathother’s names
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and when did I misspell your name? It’s Enceladus, right? Or are you talking about Pirocks? I think I spelled both of them right. Ok, I will join your team.
GO TEAM FELL! And where is everyone else?
Oh, fireandhemlock, couldn’t you have joined out team?
Sorry, I wasn’t trying to make you feel bad or anything…
Oh dear. Please, someone please join our team!
*three-headed-dog eyes*
*runs from all the pies and dynamite pies and Koko clones*
*wails*
Now what?!
Pinecone attack on both chatterboxes!
*pinecones rain on Enceladus and fireandhemlock* *they run toward cover* Mwhaahahahahahadahahaha! After them! 
Hey, we’re not spies or anything, what’s wrong?
YodaSchmoda you are on Team Lost/Read (LR)?!?!?! YAYNESS!!!
oh and fireandhemlock, you never misspelled my name. I was appologizing for bookgirl_me’s doing it.
kiwimuncher, she was saying that just because we are chatterboxers, we AREN’T EVIL. WHY ARE YOU PIEING US??!?!? DISCIMANATION ALERT!!!!
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*pies the dicrimantor*
Yeah, Enceladus is right. What I was saying was that we’re not spies from the Chatterbox, so you don’t need to ” Pie the Chatterboxers!”, okay? Thanks, Enceladus, for backing me up, btw.
If you pied the Chatterboxers, you’d pie TNO! And that would be just plain bad…
You’re welcome fireandhemlock! Now, let’s (try) and make a BUGGY PIE! (Somehow) (Somewhere) (Sometime) (Not now)
Well! Ahem! No offense to your chatterboxy-ness, but you were very pieable at that moment. In fact, you are also very pieable now too.
We have a pie-deflecting sheild!!!
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Yayness! A buggy pie? Hmm. Something like:
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Or mabye
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A giant buggy to attack the other teams!!
Hope it works!
Crap. Oh well. Try again
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Be better, Ladybug!
Oh cool, a LADYBUG! You’re a lot better than me.
You can copy and paste it, if you want!
SFTDP
That only applies to team LR
Thanks, Enceladus!
*spies a ladybug*
Ummm…?
*runs into forest*
ERRATA! WHERE ARE YOU?
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Wow. What a bad bow and arrow I made.
*shoots at whoever happen to be standing around anyways*
Team L/R members:
Me
YodaShomda
Enceladus (and Nimly)
fireandhemlock
Kirby (sort of)
Dimension pies:
CTN & kiwi, sending them here
I am on L/R too. I join later on in this thread.
Here are better dimesion pies. When they hit you, you are sent there. (Click the pies)
Argh! Bunnies! *escapes*
Phew. That was close.
Oh what? An orange bunny? What the Titanite probable carrot!
By the way:
Team FELL Members:
Daisy*Chain
CTN
Errata
Linky Ladybug:
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It will eat you, and you will be sent to the place of horror.
To Ayu, my friend the wung:
Ah, you may like to leave for a while. it may be violent.
(p_q) *nods* *leaves*
Oh orange bunnies. I think I’ll start with Titanite pies then.
*Titanite pies*
Isn’t it lovely? It’s my first type of pie! Look! Jagged rock covering, with icy hydrocarbon particles. Covered with a 95% nitrogen and 5% methane-and-other-things atmosphere which is orange. Lovely orange, like an orange. Under the surface there’s a liquid ammonia ocean. Might be bacterium there. Did I mention the cryovolcanoes, lakes of methane, canals, sand dunes, and all the other wonderful things on Titan? Not to mention the lovely Huygens probe. And the cryovolcanoes can spit out liquid water and ammonia at you, which is just wonderful. Okay, fine. I’ll stop being a Crazy Titan nerd. But—-
*pies*
Yummy! *Licks off face*
Yummy?! Oh dear, it must’ve been quite poisonous.
Ladybugs? WHoah! MY squirrels will now send their bluebird pals to eat your ladybugs wtih glee!
Mwahahahahahahaha!
Well I send three kilograms of poisonous choklit to kill the birds!
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Smiley gnome?
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Oh… I get it now. kiwimuncher, try looking at it sideways.
OMG! I get it! Codfish!
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EVERYONE CALM DOWN!!!!!!
*is the only one panicking*
So cunfuzzled….
IS ANYONE on my team?
(Team So Long)
I’m on Team LR
To 215- Cool ladybug. Name it!!!
It’s name is Ladybug. Read Cricket.
I do!
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That’s my not-the-best-it-could-be version of Pussywillow.
Hmmm… better this time
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oh, awesome! I love Pussywillow! *pies all opponents*
Are you talking about the cat in Margaret Wise Brown’s picture book, or another Pussywillow?
I believe she’s talking about the one in Cricket magazine. She’s pretty much the most loved character.
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Pussywillow army!
Hey Enceladus, you need to go on the Chatterbox more often! There’s a Pie Wars thing going on there, too, and I’m the leader of “Team Pumpkin Pie”!! You could join my team…………?
hi Enceladus! BTW, do you have a nickname? Enceladus is a bit of a mouthful when I’m in a hurry. *pies all opponents, whoever they are*
I’ll make up one…
How ’bout Mr. Moon? (Or Mr. M)
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Firework!
Mr. Moon?!
Sorry, that is quite strange.
*pies more Titan pies*
*is boring*
Oh, hello Ayu. Do you know what I should do for piecraft?
*mutters*
Never mind then.
Enceladus: Fine, Mr.M
Nimly: *pies with Wung pies*
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Mobile Pie turret platform!
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Pie fighter jet! *pies*
I wish everything would look the same on different web browsers…
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Safari compatible MPT, I think (SFTQP)
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And a made-for-safari PFJ. And now I’m done.
OK. That’s freakin awesome. I”m glad you’re on my team.
*pies team fell with boring, thick compulsive-read books*
You’re on team L/R, right? I’m not on Team FELL anymore, by the way to anyone who still doesn’t know. I switched to L/R. So there!
To kiwimuncher
To Team FELL (down (hahaha))
All of those are Bad-Band-Concert pies
Ahh!!! Band concert in 3 hours!!! I’d better go practice clarinet!!! (And pray that the sixth grade trumpets can count measures correctly this time. And hope saxes and trumpet play quietly during the flute solo. Bye!! *runs off humming The Big Circus March*) SFTDP gotta go!
Good luck! (I play French Horn. Does any one in your band l=play French Horn?)
We did pretty well. There was a skit going on during The Big Circus March but we weren’t too distracted. One of my friends used to play French Horn, but she quit. I don’t know anyone else who does.
Oh dear. Now Team L/R is dominant. Who’s on Team FELL anyways?
*sighs*
Oh my! It’s the crime of the century! Now you’re the team on the swing!You’ll be sent to Vaudeville! Team FELL gets… publicity!
‘Ragtime’ : See it! (Has anyone?)
Kirby: “It’s nasty to pie a minority.”
Me: “I don’t care a whit.”
*314 more pies to Team FELL*
*strafes bookgirl with pie fighter jet*
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Are you on a team???
Are you?!?!???!??!?! (I guess, maybe? Not on book_girl’s, I suppose)
Well then…
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MISSILE LAUNCH!!!!!!! UNDERWAAAAAAAATER!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s for YOU DAISY!!!!!
w00t! uh, yeah. So, LR people, Mr Moon will not be here for a while due to parental restrictions, and he has named me his second-in-command, and expects you all to obey my orders while he is absent. Understood? *looks around questioningly*
Alright. I’m fine with that.
*let’s the fighter crash into the mountainside*
*sends ☠pies to IBCF*
Whoah! How’d that skull and crossbones get there?!
Duck IBCF! *throws a reverser pie* *bookgirl’s pie reverses and flys the other way*
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Scratch the “through” part. That should be “throw”. I sure am tired
240- I bail out just in time–the fighter smashes into the cliff wall in a tremendous explosion of flame and gooey rhubarb splatter. I quickly deploy my parachute and glide down towards the lake. Just as I am recovering, however, I am pelted by a barrage of ☠pies. Bound to the harness, there is nothing I can do to avoid the attack…suddenly, a smoldering chunk of debris tears through the fabric and plummets past me like a meteor. The parachute is ripped to shreds, and I am sent careening down towards the Earth…
*splash*
Hmmm… I’ve read somewhere that if you fall from a (very) high height toward water, hitting it would be like hitting pavement…
*sends out big fly-swatter and swatts enemy pies out of the air*
Hi, bookgirl_me!! *ducks* You’re on team LR, right? *ducks again* Hmmm… *looks around* Splat! *pie hits me* Darn it!!! Where’s Encelacus and fireandhemlock???
I, the great NetNavi of all things Pie, award you with my giant pie attack.
What is its power level?
IT’S OVER NINE THOOOUSAND!!!
Here Kirby, suck up this frying pan!
*tosses frying pan to kirby*
*inhales frying pan*
*becomes cook kirby*
HANG ON A MINUTE!
bookgirl_me never did introduce kirby by singing his theme song!!!
the shame!
Here, I’ll sing it:
Kirby Kirby Kirby, is the name you should know,
Kirby Kirby Kirby, he’s the star of the show,
He’s more than you think he’s got maximum pink, Kirby Kirby Kirby’s the one!
He’s coming riiight back at ya. He’s coming riiight back at ya.
Give it all that you’ve got, take your very best shot.
He’ll send it right back at ya for sure, yeah!
NME Salesman: How can I help you, King DDD?
King DDD: I need me a monster that can clobber that there Kirby,
NME Salesman: That’s what we do best here at NME.
Escargoon: You’d better get it with a money back guarentee!
*Trumpet solo*
Kirby Kirby Kirby, saving the day.
Kirby Kirby Kirby, he’s here to stay,
Don’t be fooled by his size, you wont believe your eyes,
Kiirrbby Kiiiiiirrrbyyyyy, Kirby Kirby Kirby Kirby Kirby’s the one!
Right back at ya! Yeah!
There. I sang it. Next time someone forgets, I’ll sing it in German.
Maximum pink? That sounds ominous.
Well, do keep in mind that Kirby is a FAILED creation of Nightmare Enterprises (NME).
Wait, what ever happened to team Rainbow and team Nightmare?
Team Rainbow was a sub-section of team LOST, which merged with Team chatterbox, which became Team LR.
Team LR:
Me
Enceladus
Fireandhemlock
Cyndi
Kirby
Ajar (I’m presuming)
Team FELL:
CTN
Daisy
Errata
Team So Long:
Fishy
Other teams:
IBCF, kiwimuncher
But what about team NIGHTMARE (Sh’irby [NOT Kirby], Nightmare, and that other guy)?
I dunno. The last pie war thread ended up with YodaShomda and me chatting away on unrelated topics. Everyone sort of left…
I’m on Team So Long.
yup!
*pies*
I am from the Chatterbox, so I’ll join Team LR. Hi, Fireandhemlock!
hi! You’re CC, right? Now, remember, I am the second in command! haha just kidding BUT I AM in command at the moment as Mr Moon has been grounded from the MB by his parents untill the end of May I think.
*coughs* I’m here to, remember ?
Hmmm. I think Piggy’s right. This place is degrading. Why, back when we had Zemtee and PUS, before you young whippersnappers were playin’ your new high-tech video games, bonkin’ people over the head with Nerf baseball bats…
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What happened? My fortress, again:
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Grrr. It’s not showing up.
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JW,
I don’t know why your symbols aren’t showing up. In general, though, you might want to try using nonbreaking spaces (HTML code: ) for your spaces.
So, for each space I type (HTML code: )?
Yup, that’s correct.
Hmmm… shouldn’t we get back to the topic of this thread?
s everyone who’s not on team LR. (Welcome, DuckyFlutePlayer!)
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Meh. Dumb fortress.
Meh. Dumb fortress.
Pie immunity to the first person who identifies who said something like that!
You? :confused:
*takes out bomb pie*
*throws*
*is hit in the back of the head with it*
Ow.
*takes out blue berry pie*
*sees berry sticking out*
*presses in*
beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep
WHAT THE-
*BOOOOM*
AUGH!
*has accidentally blown up team LR*
Sorry… I’m such a klutz.
Don’t worry, I shoved Kirby in front of myself before it went off.
*sings kirby’s theme*
Wellllllllllll, I wasn’t there, so I go and help my teammates up. I then throw a
at AJAR that says in whipped cream; NO PROBLEM.
PIE ATTACK!
WHAT?! What happened to my perfect pie triangle?! *sob*
It’s certainly not your typical perfect triangle. A couple of the pies appear to have sped ahead of the formation!
*randomly pies every one not on her team (again)*
I’m going to seceed from Team L/R so that I have someone to pie, going back to plain Team LOST.
I don’t mean it personally. I just want to be fair.I’m just evil.I
bookgirl_me, with a 
that says, WE UNDERSTAND, just to be annoying. Then I 
everyone else who’s not on Team L/R.
235.1- I had a band concert recently too!
Cool! What do you play?
TEAM LR ROX!!!!!!!!!! *pies all not on team LR*
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Oops! Okay, try again.
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Hmm… Is not working. Okay, ONE MORE TRY!!
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O.K.,Just give it a stinkbomb pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aw. It looks like a gnome. *pies gnome*
243.1- *miraculously survives fall* *swims to shore*
‘Ey, look. My MPTP. What luck. *climbs in* *drives back towards fudgium fortress, while firing pecan pies from pie cannons* *pies Silver Leopard*
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*returns form the dead* I am back!!!!! I return to being one of the leaders of LR!
meow meow meow
Ahhh! *reverts to old umbrella*
L/R
272) That tank looks freakishly awesome.
My precious pies!!!
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Sparkly!
*pies tank*
Hey everyone, Look At Me!
*turns into KirbySaurusRex*
*inhales tank*
*becomes Cannon KirbySaurusRex*
*blasts everyone and everything with giant bomb pies, even Kirby*
*plays kirby theme*
I sneak up behind AJAR, who just inhaled the tank. At the last moment, I give the signal and shot, “PINECONE ATTACK!” AJAR jumps but it is too late! The pinecones rain over his head and he hiccups the tank back up in surprise. Mwhaha! That’s good teamwork!
*begins to inhale everything in sight*
Hey that’s not….. *is sucked up*
*finds self floating on top of the tank, narrowly avoiding AJAR’s stomache fluids*
Ew. Is this even proportionally possible? I don’t think so.
I quickly check around me and see that my squirrels are OK and they join me. hmmmmmmm. This is a nasty mess. *gulp* The stomache juices are working on this tank pretty nastily. My squirrels chatter nervously. Never fear my dear furry friends! I have a plan!
*takes out an exploding pie*
Take cover!
*throws the pie farther into AJAR’s stomache*
Get ready for an icky ride!
*clutches the sides of the tank as we’re thrown up*
*gleefully watches the others fight and pies the chatterboxers while they’re distracted*
*does NOT throw up*
*becomes BombKirbySaurusRex*
*throws bomb pies at bookgirl_me*
*activates pie sheild fortress and then sets off some pieing cannons* *laughs* *runs away*
Mr Moon, am I still second-in-command? Just checkin’!
What ever happened to… TRIP?
*pies thread* Come back to life!
Well, if you didn’t throw me up, then why can I do this?
*pies AJAR* 
Huh? Answer me that!
*ducks and let’s the pies hit Enceladus*
Hey! I’m on your team!
Can I join team L/R? *pies random people not on teamL/R*
Sure! Only the pledge of LR allegiance is needed!
I will do all I can to protect LR
I will not spy for other teams
I will mercilessly *pie* them
I will have fun!!
*yummy welcome pies* Good little kitties!!!
Don’t do it LBK! Join my team the….. the….. what is my team called?
It doesn’t have a name.
I guess that all the new people on the thread gravitate towards L/R (shouldn’t it be R now that the LOST part seceded ?)
*pies LBK with hypnotizing pies that make en change ens opinion*
I will do all I can to protect LR
I will not spy for other teams
I will mercilessly *pie* them
I will have fun!!
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WALL-E!!!!!
Only for team LR
Dang. One try…
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Whee! WALL-E’s working!
*WALL-E pies!*
Pooper Doopers. Well, LilBK, you leave me no choice!
Pie attack!
*ducks**
boomerangs around and hits KM in face**laughs like a crazy person*
Arg! *wipes cream off face* Pinecone attack on LilBK! *pinecones rain from the sky*
*pies*
fear LR!!!! BWHAHAHAHAH– *hack hack*
*pies kiwimuncher* Don’t you go pieing da kittie! Da kittie is cuter dan you!
Yea! And I have a master plan involving severeal thousand of
and 
*pies KW with special pie listed in Muse isue of I-can’t-find-it-but-it-has-a-dragon-egg-in-it* MWAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
Arg! You may have bunnies, but I’ve got Chipmunks!
*hoists pie launcher* *pulls trigger* 
Mwahaha! *ducks behind pie shield*
293.1- Ugh. *fires pies with MPTP tank* *zaps Wall-E’s circuitry with pie goo*
Sorry, but Wall-E really irritates me. As does his overstated environmental message.
RARRHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*attacks ibcf with 50,000,000,000,000,000,000 pies o’ doom*
You don’t like Wall-E?! But he’s so CUTE!
300.1- That’s a lot of zeros!
Fear LR and our awesome nomes/pie warriors of death!!!!
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*attacks ibcf with 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pies o’ doom*
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ibcf with you-spelled-my-alias-wrong 
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*gets 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 of dragon-egg
**pies everyone not on team LR* These pies will stick to everyone except team LR and you can’t get them off. So good luck! 
Lot’s ‘o pies!!!
Pinecone attack!
*disappears through the vortex*
LilBK’s pies fall flat as they are pelted with spiky pieces of plant material.
Vortex pie! *throws at Silver Leopard*
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dumb pinecones! *
KW with indestructible, pinecone-proof pie* So there!
SFTDP, but is there anyone on to pie?
Little basement kitten, PLEASE don’t PoPo…as long as the GAPA’s post your comment, of course there’s someone else on-them. Although I’m not sure if thy GAPA would be very happy if you pied them after they posted your comment…
*pies LBK*
Those pies were GPS automated and programed to strike the person who commented after me! *splat* Arrrgggghhhh! *pies b_m with indestructible, pinecone-proof pie*
Bookgirl_Me, you’re on OUR team!
*pies kiwimuncher*
*pies CTN*
*pies ibcf*
*pies self*
Let’s get them, DigMan!
DigMan:
Here I GO!
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309- Of course *sugary-sweet tone*
*sneaks up*
SPLAT!!!
I quit
because there were to many people on your/our teambecause I’m*blink blink*
*covers bookgirl in sticky glue pies to immobilize her*
*places her in giant flamable pie*
*throws at sun*
WOOT!
I PWN EVEN MORE THAN PWT!
AND I PWN MORE THAN SH’IRBY!!!
*copies world*
*turns it into a giant pie*
*pies all other teams with it*
*pie filling gets into lair*
WHAT?! YOU DARE BRING PIE INTO MY LAIR?!
YOU MUST DIE !
*blows up the planet*
*lost life theme from kirby superstar ultra plays*
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
PINECONE-PROOF PIES FOr EVERYONE!!! YAY!! Sorry for the shouting, I’m excited, school just ended for me!
*throws reverse pie
* You forgot the space in my alias, too, kiwimuncher!
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Pies Warriors!!!
*pies Kirby and Enceldaus while they’re busy fighting*
*sings*
The wonderful thing about WOP is that I pwn more than all!
*pies bookgirl_me while she’s singing about how awesome she is*
LOW SELF-ESTEEM PIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*bookgirl_me gets very low self esteem*
Pies!
to anyone not on team LR. 
hehehehehe…
Hey, I threw bookgirl into the sun!
Teh heck?
*tans* Thank goodness I brought suntan lotion!
*pies GAPAs* We need a new thread!
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