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Corder comes from the French word ‘cour,’ or the Spanish word ‘corazon,’ or whatever. It means heart. Don’t ask me how I know all this. I haven’t even read the book.
334 (CB)(on part 4)- I, as a half-Asian, take offence at that statement. Dogs and cats in Asia are not automatically destined for the stew pot. I don’t know about the rest of the continent, but in China, that kind of stuff is mostly limited to the poorer, more rural areas, and in times of desperation. Most stray/feral animals live in cities, not way out in the country.
Also, Asia is a huge place. It’s almost impossible to make any sort of generalisations about it. In some areas, they may eat dogs, but in others, most of the people are strict vegetarians.
I agree with you on the rest of the post. The subject of feral/stray animals is fascinating, and would please/horrify dog and cat lovers equally.
That post was originally going to go on part 4. Sorry. And I just had to get that rant off my chest. Sorry again.
Hello everyone
Yay! My security thing wouldn’t let me on part four.
Before giving anyone a peice of your mind make sure you have enough to spare.
If all else fails, stop using all else.
Never do anything you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.
Don’t drink to drown your sorrow. Sorrow knows how to swim.
Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Don’t judge a book by it’s movie.
Beware of dogma.
Never believe anything until it has been officially denied.
If it involves a meatloaf and a plunger, don’t do it.
When in doubt, mumble.
The harder I work the luckier I get.
Just when I think I’m winning the rat race, along come faster rats.
If people weren’t meant to eat animals, how come they’re made out of meat?
Save an animal. Eat a vegetarian.
I didn’t do it. You can’t prove it. Nobody saw me. The sheep are lying.
If I give you a monkey, will you leave me alone?
If you don’t talk to your cat about catnip someone else will.
Ouside of a dog, a man’s best friend is a book. Inside a dog it’s too dark to read.
I’m looking forward to regretting this.
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
It matters not if you win or lose, it only matters if I win.
Why do I have to take English class? I’m never going to England.
If at first you don’t succeed, you must be installing windows.
They say enough monkeys at keyboards will eventually produce a literary work. The internet has proven this wrong.
I’m not as think as you confused I am.
If they don’t have chocolate in heaven, I ain’t going.
Whenever I feel blue I start breathing again.
I’m not going bald, I’m getting more head.
They say ignorance and apathy go together, but I don’t know and I don’t care.
I believe Elvis is still alive. And I vote.
I would do my utmost but I’m out of ut.
I’ll burn that bridge when I come to it.
When life gives you lemons – shut up and eat your lemons!
When you come to the fork in the road, take it.
Do not follow me, for I may not lead. Do not lead me, for I may not follow. Go over there somewhere.
Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
End homelessness and hunger. Eat the homeless.
Old is always 15 years older than I am.
This life has been a test. If this had been a real life, you would have been given instructions on where to go and what to do.
Inside every old person is a young person wonering what happened.
The number one cause for divorce is marriage.
Harry Potter and the End of Trees.
I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it.
The speed of time is one second per second.
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left.
Imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.
Patience comes to those who wait.
Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it. Same for all your other classes.
Power corrupts, but absolute power is really neat.
To err is human. To blame it on someone else shows management potential.
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants off.
I kept reading that junk food is unhealthy, so I gave up reading.
Someday we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Deep down, all people are good. But it’s hard to get through the ribs to the tasty parts.
When your only tool is a hammer, all problams start to look like nails.
A politician is someone who will lay down your life for his country.
Questions:
How do “don’t walk on the grass” signs get there?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say “I wonder what happens if I pull those dangly bits over there?”
What happens if you pop microwave popcorn the wrong side up?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why are they called buildings if they’re already done? Shouldn’t they be “builts” or something?
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Shouldn’t “monosyllabic” be a shorter word?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Is the hokey pokey really what it’s all about?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
If buttered bread always lands on the butter-side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you strap buttered bread to a cat’s back?
Why is there Braille on drive-up ATMs?
Shouldn’t it be spelled Fonetic?
Why do psychics have to ask your name?
What cruel person put an “s” in the word “lisp”?
The Big Question – But why is the rum gone?
Hi! How is everybody? I’m on Spring Break now, skiing in Utah (I won’t tell where, so maybe the GAPA’s will allow it). Well, actually, Mom and Jadestone are skiing, and I’m just hanging around the condo with Dad because of my blasted bloody (literally) foot.
Q:How do “don’t walk on the grass” signs get there?
A: Machines
Q: What happens if you pop microwave popcorn the wrong side up?
A: Tried it, all the butter spills out
Q: If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
A: Yes, or else the policeman loses his job
Q: If buttered bread always lands on the butter-side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you strap buttered bread to a cat’s back?
A: He’ll eat it. Butter prevents hairballs
Q: Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
A: My cousin did
There you have it, straight from Ms. CB take things literally.
Oh, forgot to mention, I’m sorry, Panatanok, that was meant as a joke. I Guess I should mark when I’m joking more often…..
Take all the fun out of funny.
Sorry… My ranting moods overtake me sometimes, and there you go.
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Sliced bread, but nobody knew what the heck they were talking about.
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
I do. They’re yummy…
What cruel person put an ‘s’ in the word ‘lisp?’
Thomeone who wanted everyone to talk like it’th Thhakethperean timeth. Doth that maketh thenth?
Is the hokey pokey really what it’s all about?
Only if you use forty-two body parts in the process.
I got this off of a chain email. It’s surprisingly funny.
ONLY IN AMERICA:
Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures.’
I do not know if any of this is actually only in America. But it was funny.
From Poor Richard’s Almanack:
THE GOLDEN AGE WAS NEVER THE PRESENT AGE
WRITE WITH THE LEARNED, PRONOUNCE WITH THE VULGAR
WHAT IS MORE VALUABLE THAN GOLD? DIAMONDS. WHAT IS MORE VALUABLE THAN DIAMONDS? VIRTUE.
NEGLECT MENDING A SMALL FAULT, AND ‘TWILL SOON BE A GREAT ONE.
WHEN THE WINE ENTERS, OUT GOES THE TRUTH.
GOD HEALS, AND THE DOCTOR TAKES THE FEE.
IN ESCAPING A FIRE, A WOMAN, OR AN ENEMY, THE WISE MAN WILL WALK, NOT RUN.
LET THY MAID-SERVANT BE FAITHFUL, STRONG, AND HOMELY.
Old Ben sure had alot to say on virtue, even if he never followed it.
(He had an illicit son by goodness-knows-who after he was married)
I SWEAR that is not how I am related to Ben Franklin. My Great grandma (x5) was one of his sibling’s kids.
#1 Just a small correction because Im a nitpicky person- the french word id coer, not cour.
I cant believe we made a part 5… I dont know about you guys, but I deffinately need to get a life.
Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
SO TRUE!! It annoys the heck outta me
Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.Again, True and I see cigarette butts outsider the drugstore
Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
My family does that XD
Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
I order a grilled chciken sandwich, meiduim fries, and a deit coke.
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures.’
TRUE TRUE TRUE!!!!
I also wrote a hiaku (short poem) about the number 2 pencil; question.
Number two pencils
Are Number one with writing
What is up with that?
…someone should count all of marchs rendom comments @ the end of the month. that would be interesting.
ok, ask yourself this question relly fast:
what do you put in a toaster?
bread! (haha, bet you said toast)
Unless you are me, in which case you put cereal in the toater and pour milk on your bread. Yeah, Im pretty bad with mornings.
Well, I must say that this is a first… Being in the top 20, on a blog that is. I must say this, though, Montgomery Gurl certainly has a reputation. Between her new name or added name, and her freakishly long fan letter in the Skin issue was it? That’s some crazy muse worship… KEEP IT UP MGTCEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please no one think I’m turning into the stalker here I’m just recognizing some killer fandom! Okay…. I’m just gonna leave for today…. …………………………………………………ZZZZzzzzzz
Heres a similar one;
What do you put ina bagel broiler?
AAARRRGGG, I’m so far behind. I have to catch up. my computors broken.
Any way, I”m doing this from school.
I love muse
Computors are really hard to get into.
Anyway, I once poured my cerial into my juice cup.
I’ve heardof somepeople putting juic ein ceral: ON PORPOSE. Personally, Ithink thats enough sugar in one bowl.
Oh my. A part 5. *hides under bed*
14- wow. my friend was just saying that at lunch today. well, almost that:
friend: say “roast” 3 times
me: roast, roast, roast
friend: what do you put in a toaster?
me: bread.
friend: damn. yo, -name omitted-!
-name omitted-: yeah?
friend: say “roast” 3 times
-name omitted: roast, roast, roast
friend: what do you put in a toaster?
friend: toast. duh……..bread…..
i actually don’t have any hw today. yay, me. except my mom is forcing me to help with the cooking of meat sauce, despite my reminder that i shan’t be eating it. she’ll totally kill me if i burn it, though…aargh.
parte cinco. wow.
i may be able to blog from school tomorrow.
speaking of school, i just found that i can’t do bothe APchem and APbio next year. they purposely assigned them to the same period. EEEEEEEEEEEVILLEe!
I love mornings….
Post 15; we’re not that dumb.
Gradster(1)
How do you get in the top twenty?
What is the top twenty?
I’m such a newbie newb.
Gradster(1)
this may not be true later, but has anyone noticed that this thread is no longer at the top of the page? its a plot by the gapas to keep us from making a part six of this thread.
as to WHY weve gone thru so many? its because of the gen. 5 newbies, myself included. with so many new people posting, OF COURSE we’d go thru more comments
# 14, what a good idea!
12 (SN)- Sorry. I don’t speak French.
18 (CB)-What’s a bagel broiler?
Cereal causes accidents. Proven fact.
On the history thread OEAD said that all musers belong to ravenclaw. I agree
I meant to say boiler, sorry. In the northeast, there is a chain called bruggers bagels, which kettlew-boils bagels.
You know, knock a few letters off of northeast and its noteat 0_o
You’d put bagel dough in then, yes?
I’m from the Midwest, too. So I actually have no clue what you’re talking about.
I’m a Gen 1-er, and I don’t know what the top twenty is. Maybe the first twenty posts?
Probobly
Im from the southwest and we have Bruggers Bagels here too. i love bagels…
27- exactly how does cereal cause accidents (other than by catching on fire when you absent-mindedly pour it into the toaster)?
bagels=flameblamblous, or hvr you sp it
ha. well im having fun not going to skool. sry, had to say that.
mmm…i ate a burrito. then i told my lb that. then i told him that i wanted to be remembered by those words.
we hav green pizza! its relly good! its called pesto-somthingoranother, + its topped w/ pesto (obviously), almonds, artichoke, tomatos, + feta. mrahr.
oh + i forgot we also hav green juice; it kinda looks like pond scum. but it has …here it goes…green tea, wheat grass, spinich, broccoli, kiwi, banana, apple, mango, spirulina, chlorella, barley grass, blue green algae,+ echinacea in it.
i luv it
right, so now im gonna change my name-but just for the rest of today-dont freak out gapas. this name has been floating around in my head for a few weeks, + i just want to know if i made it up, or if i didnt + someone might know where it came from.
*takes deep breath*
Lost: this name^^
does it look familiar to anyone? this is almost starting to frustrate me…
25- all getting in the top 20 means is being one of the first twenty to post on a thread. For some reason people always want the first post, or as close as possible to it. The only thing better than getting first post is getting 42nd.
Dont worry Im a newbie too (though I wont be in 5 days!)
hmm…didnt i hav @ least one more post before that one^? im very scatterbrain-edly confuzzled right now.
i put salt on cheerios once
hehe i see my 1st 2 posts now! right, ok ok im going now.
relly.
seriously.
bye.
“Calinna” is much prettier than “Death Crumpet.”
I used to put orange juice on cereal instead of milk. It tasted and looked like vomit. Very disgusting. Milk has a lot of salt in it. Also, if you’re out of milk but you have cereal, then what do you put on it? What about water? That’s even more gross, I bet. What about soymilk? I never have soymilk. It tastes odd. I like bagels, poppyseed are very good. To make a real bagel, you have to boil the dough and then you bake it. Noah’s doesn’t boil their bagels so it is actually bread in a bagel shape but still good. I think there is also such a thing as a bagel broiler; if you want your bagel toasted, than you put it in and it toasts it.
i know people who actually put sugar on top of their cereal because they say it is too bland without it
crazy or what?
soy milk isnt that bad. but its an acquired taste.
bagels-we hav these relly good ones from big apple in the caf, + i used to get one every day-whoa, mega carb overload. my favourite is the parmesan garlic type, + the gross looking grey ones (theyre actually honey-nut). the types w/ the cheese all over them are disgusting, esp after theyve been in the case thingie for 5 days…
oh oh one more thing + then ill go away i swear.
…im so excited! my friend + i are going to visit Censored University this weekend, + they are supposed to hav a relly good forensics program. and a relly good program for ppls who want to go into psychology. yay!
bye4now
#27: is oatmeal a cereal? because one day i made oatmeal, it spilled on my feet, and blew up in a microwave
shoot ! 43 post (trying for 42 post)
HEY!!!! the history thread was putout by popular request!!! Im popular!!!!
can you TRY not to use chatspeak?It annoys the heck outta me and makes you seem unintellgent.
Yes, Oatmeal is a cereal.
And, once,when a cookie pakage said “Microwqave for great taste” I putthe cookie inthemicowaveand burst into flames. The microwave was fine….. but Peprage Farm didn’t even give us a flying hoot.
Calinna- Odd… A minor character in Itholianam is named Kalinna. But it’s not like it’s a published novel or something, and I haven’t even written her in yet.
45 (TSW)- Oatmeal is a cereal, yes.
Question for anyone and everyone:how long are you a “newbie” and why is that time limit set?
I was sooooooooo bored during study hall, so i drew up plans to take over a castle. I’ll post them later, but seriously, i hate study hall. The teacher yells at you in french, and then u get a detention
if u give her a blank look and go “what does that mean?”
Anyway, castle domination plans to be posted.
by the way,Jadestone, are you and Violetfire sisters?
forgive my ignorance, i’m a newbie.
i googled this name^^ + there wasnt relly anything…
50 (DR828)- I don’t keep up with the latest opinions on the whole ‘when are you a newbie’ stuff, possibly because it feels like I’ve been here forever. (I haven’t, though.) I think that you’re not a newbie when you get how the blog works and you don’t have to ask many questions about it anymore.
Welcome to the blog!
I got here just yesterday and I’m like that
Yesterday? You post a lot, then. Ah, well, you’re still a newb. I guess it’s just when the other bloggers (and you) feel like you’ve been here forever, then.
VioletFire (5),
I NV U. My spring break is already over. A puny-wuny wittle week. I can’t believe it. I must go on strike. I must bring this to the president. In fact, I must bring it to the whole world. No, the aliens in outerspace. Y’know, while I’m at it, I’m just going to take the whole universe. Yep. The whole universe. That’s not that much is it?
MontgomeryGurl,
You represented the blessed museblog in the most extravagent of ways. Three blesses unta ye, miss. Thank ye, thank ye.
Anyhoo, when’s the museblog’s birthday?
Oh, I mentioned in HG2MB that I’m active. I’m out of school: No Life.
48 (CB)- y not? lol jk i nvr use chatspeak now do i im i evn capitalise stuff n stuff lol
You’re doing that just to annoy me, aren’t you?
You can see in the school thread why I’m out of school, but I’ll post it again:
Medication was having bad side effects, so they took me out of school untill everything was cleared up.
Hi, my name is MG. I admit it: I am a lurker. I do it way too often. At first, I just did it every now and then, when I was really busy. It was like “you don’t have anything to say, why post? Just this once, let it pass”. Then it grew and grew. Eventually, I had to have something of actual importance to say before I would post. I couldn’t get this problem under control. I would just sit here and read the posts, never responding. I thought I could beat it. I couldn’t. I’m forming Lurkers Anonymous, a group for compulsive lurkers. Please, join me in this group if you have this problem. It is a serious addiction, that you can overcome. Don’t listen to those voices who tell you that you need to have something to say. That is a lie, and they know it. Just start spouting random drivel like everyone else, and we’ll make it through this together. Thank you.
Of course I am. I just love doing that…
55 (kricket)- MuseBlog’s birthday is on August 2. That’s the date of the very first post, anyway.
59 (MG)- THIS MEANS YOU, A-C! She lurks, you know. You didn’t, did you? That’s because she never posts anymore. She says she feels intimidated by such high levels of genius and insanity and that someone usually says what she was going to anyway.
MG (59),
Hundreds of MuseBlog lurkers have just breathed a collective sigh of relief that you’ve made their point so they won’t have to.
Pentatonikk,
The blog actually came into being on August 1. That’s the date that will pop up on the calendar when the time comes.
hey, i got 42nd post
cool
and GAPA, i tried to email you and it didn’t work
Robert, ’cause I’m bored, and don’t want to go to bed quite yet (it’s 10:33), I’m going to ask you some (personal) questions. How old are you? (Yeah, I know you’re not supposed to ask adults that.) Are you married? What do you look like? What’s your favourite colour? What do ou like to do in your spare time, besides blog on here? What are your favourite kinds of books? How mant TV channels do you get? (OK, that last one was really random, I only get three, NBC, ABC, and PBS. But NBC doesn’t usually come through very well, it always has at least a little snow.)
Rosanne, same questions for you.
Oh, if I didn’t say this already, you don’t have to anwer any of these questions if you don’t want to, but it would be nice if you did…
Hey, my sidesways smiley turned into a real smiley! Cool! I didn’t know it would do that! Now I know how to actually do one flavour of smiley. Awesome!
All right, I’ll stop it now. Wait, just one more… 
MIcrosoft sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m serius! If anyone has ever bothered to learn to use either Linux or Unix or BSD, they will be able to tell you how much it sucks. It’s really bad. Anyway, my friend, some of his friends and I are creating or own OS, so everyone here has to buy it. We haven’t decided on a name yet, so I’ll have to get back to you on that one, but we are hoping to have it compleated in time so as to convince our school system to purchase it instead of upgradeing to Vista when that comes out. 1, it’s cheaper than Microsoft and two, we are basing it off of Unix code, so all of the Unix programs will run on it. Considering the fact that there are more educational programs for Unix than Microsoft, we might be able to get them in a corner.
Sounds great, the Bev! If you becomne the next Bill gates/ Brin and Page/ whatever, and I get to chance to buy your OS, I will. I use Microsoft Windows cause it was free.
A speech and debate tournament starts tomorrow. Thankfully, it’s going to be here, in our town. I really need to practice my speeches, and all that wonderful nonsense.
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=150
post there. grrrr…
yea it workd…
#50 You stop being a newbie on your one month anniversary of your first post. so one month after U started posting. # 59 i think im becoming a lurker too…
hola amigos.
i want my name back… *begins morph*
*still morphing* i serioiusly couldnt find anything about this name…except that its this character…
hi
gtg
Wow! Part 5! I havent been on in a long time…..Well, we are on vacaton. Hi everyone!
*finished morphing*
…ok. its this character from a certain vid game, but i hav no idea which. oh well.
i discovered a volcano! well, i hope im the first one to discover it. so i was using google earth, + i was looking in all these remote places for no real reason (actually my LB + i were looking for osama + his wmds, but thats beside the point…), so i went to greenland… + i found this volcano. it was relly neat! you could see the lava flows + everything… + maybe theres a place i can call where theyll tell me if its been discovered-+ if im the 1st one to discover it, i can give them its coordinates, + theyll name it after me…
emogrl-canoimagine.well it was fun to daydream about
i was once a lurker; a very long, long, time ago. ok, so it was one day- 1.28.06. fine. mrahr to you. we had just gotten an online connection, + i was looking @ all these forums i could join…+ then i found this one. @ the time, this place was relly small – guess thats hard to believe now- + then i saw the lurkers welcome thread, + just thought wow, their reading my mind here .
so i made a post… then started looking @ some of the other posts…
+ theni saw how completelypsychoticthis place was…+ i was like “ yes!” so then i told all my alter egos that it was safe to come out of the closet, +
weve been partying like purple + green spotted tenrecs ever since. mrahr for that.#75: hola! your sister said you were skiing. do you downhill ski or x-country? my family used to go to canada every year to ski; we usually do x-country, but ive downhill skiid a few times. im a horrendous skier (i just use trees for stopping
) but its fun.
hmmm…whats the html that makes it smallish… not (em)…
no…
how about this?
yay now its smallish!
Little behind, but uhhhhh…. Yeah, I thought that MG was crazy when she got her freaky fan mail in, which surprised me that they didn’t throw it in the pit! ANNNYWAAAAAAAAAAAY…. MG don’t let those voices disract you during the tornament, you might end up saying something that you don’t want to. l would keep an eye on her and any of her club companions Administrator. Just thought I’d throw my opinion out there.
78- Downill all the way! I like ♦ and ♦ ♦ runs the best. The’re the hardest.
Michelle (64),
You can see a video clip of me and Rosanne together on the Robert & Rosanne Unmasked! thread.
I’ll tell you a few things about myself. My favorite color is sky blue–whatever sky I happen to be under at the time. (Oddly, though, sunny, cloudless days always make me sleepy.) I have cable TV with a lot of channels but almost never watch it. I like all kinds of books. Right now I’m reading A Hundred Years of Solitude in Spanish. I’m also a big fan of minor Victorian writers such as Jerome K. Jerome, Max Beerbohm, and my cousin Amelie Rives. I don’t have much spare time, though. You lot (as Paul Baker would say) have taken care of that.
As for your other questions, Rosanne and I have agreed that for blogging purposes the details of our lives don’t really matter. Just think of us as sort of second cousins to the Muses: benign, fallible, and printed on high-quality paper.
I like HTML, if I can figure out what they all DO, of course.that clip was BIZARRE! you looked beyond clueless, you looked- AaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
and YOURE the people in charge of moderation? Jeez, freak me out a bit more, why dont you? ( no offence ment)
“Beyond Clueless.” I like that. I think I’ll have it translated into Latin and make it my motto. Explains a lot, doesn’t it?
If that freaks you out, you should see the people who are running the really important parts of the world. That’s why you Musers have to hurry up and take over.
And MuseBlog isnt important?
I dont Know what clueless is in latin, but beyond is G2G
42- i do that….but only on rice krispies
44- woah. i want to go into one of those fields…weird…
66- coolness.
bleah. i am at school. boring.
FF (89),
Another word for clueless in English is “bemused.”
I downloaded google earth, turned buildings on, ansd when I try to go to my house all i see is brown stuff. there are the neighboorhood kids houses showing up…… Help?
GAPA, can we PLEASE have a thread for stupid laws? I mean laws like “People 12 and up must give the health insurance permission to disscuss medcations with parents”, not laws you dissagree with but most/alot of other people think help them.
Or, more fitting of the discription, In Massachuetts, Quakers and Witches are banned.
Hm… A lot of those silly laws you hear about are urban legends, I suspect. I just did a quick Google search and found more than 30 Quaker meetings in Massachusetts, so they clearly aren’t illegal. A law like that would be unconstitutional anyway.
By the way, there’s a huge list of urban legends at Snopes.com. It’s a good way to check incredible stories you hear, especially the ones you want to believe.
quakers and witches are banned? i do believe that would violate the free exercise clause of the first ammendment.
I was at Snopes before I was here. Not on the forums, but I visited daily. One of my favorite websites, next to Muse Fan Page.
Which reminds me… can we get a thread on (Clean) Urban Legends and Old Wives Tales? PLEASE!!!! Kids can’t go on Snopes forums (They ask for personal infoirmation, which people can veiw publicly). So it would be the perfect alternative!
But the “People 12 and up must give the health insurance permission to disscuss medcations with parents” is true. I had to give the health insurance permission to talk with my mom about medication just a few minutes ago.
(64) there’s a thread where we asked the admin just about every question we could think of. its called “ask the GAPA” i think… and they didn’t answer some of them.
We should have a thread where we could make up hoaxes and post them. we could also post a few real stories as well. sounds kinda like Bos page
Cool.
ha ha. I get it. beMUSEd… clueless…. Funny, Mr Coontz very funny.
Hey, all!
I really like “Gulf” by Robert Heinlein. It’s a very good book, but Heinlein had weird political ideas…
Ja. I’d totally post there. Hey, emogrl, which is the bit of HTML that makes your post smallish? I’m hopeless with that stuff. Ach weil…
google earth probably works better if you dont hav dial up. i hav dial up. but its still cool.
yeah, a thread w/ kind of the same content as bo’s page would be fun
ha.
smile “bobby” + “rosie” !
i just watched the vid clip from one of the august threads
y is violetfire so famus????????????????????????????????????????
tell me y
and ill be really really happy!
my birthday is april 27
i turn 11
Never mind the ggole earth thing, I found \my house
And I have Cable Internet. It Rawks. Though Google Earth is still slow without Direct X…..
105 (YFHPB)- Violetfire is no more famous than any other blogger, I don’t think. And less famous than MG, because everyone knows who she is.
I know who pretty much everyone currently active is…… And I’ve only been here for 3 days.
Noiothing happened?
wait. i know i posted here but its not here!!! die editors die!
Yah, i think i’ve got all you newbies figured out now too.
lol
i used to have comcast, but when we moved we got some weird co. that i don’t remember. But they do our tv and phone too, so it’s all in one place. Trying to remember…anyhoo…
Oh, it’s time warner. Looked it up.
emogurl- how dod you get your text to be underlined…the (u) doesn’t work…?
**did
I have but one thing to say to y’all.
….
I GOT KINGDOM HEARTS 2!!!!!! AND IT OWNS YOU ALL!!!!
Altogether, the monthly threads have had 1473 posts.
Soon to be 1474.
Hey, what issue was that dumpster diving thing in?
Lucky Axa. My computer is nearly a decade old and far too slow for anything remotely modern, which is sad, because I really really want AoE 3 and Elder Scrolls 4. *sigh* But it is not to be…
Somebody answer plz!!! GAPA????
Time Warneer? Ebeth, do you live in New York or Ohio?
Hee he. I just watched the GAPAs video clip.
Ebeth (121),
“The Great Stuff Experiment” by Tom Bartlet was in May/June 2005. You can find a list of back issues through October 2005 on the Fan Page.
Oh, Ebeth, I don’t know! I remember the article. It was about that guy — a teacher I think — who decided to survive on found stuff for a year.
Here’s a clue, though: There was a letter about the dumpster dive song in the October 2005 issue. So does that mean that the dumpster article ran the month before???
Someone please check your old Muses and take Ebeth out of her misery!
ME LIKE PEANUT BUTTER
(124) the teacher who lived on stuff was the dumpster diver.
(111) angle brackets eat things
(112) GAPAs, not editors.
(106) join the club. did you know that chocolate the beanie-baby moose was born on your b-day?
(75) osama has wet messy diapers?
(126) I second that notion!
which reminds me, monday was my 13 11/12 birthday, and i forgot to anounce it.
ohhh…i feel so bad right now…
alright, so a while ago i had this fallout w/ a “friend” – well, i considered her a friend- kind of overlooked that shes probably one of the most self centered ppl to walk the earth- and anyways she kinda sold me out a few months ago- nvr theless, i was very sad, b/c im a sap like that – but i guess it was no loss for me in reality.
i was bored this evening, so i went to xanga (even though i dont hav a xanga…ok ok so i like to lurk in places like there, whats ur problem?) + i read her xanga. oh, and im definitely regretting it. the girls ready to kill herself. literally. according to her journal thingie, shes tried.
i could not possibly feel guiltier now
I feel so special and famous. Go me.
I also feel really tired. I’m going to go to bed.
GRATZIE.
1- heart in french is coeur (i think [it definitely has an e])
gee, i must be the only one awake.
bye
hi, im new here, whats up?
I secretly have a whole colony of bloggers who are known as the Ayce Gang secretly infiltrating the blog. They will be your friends, but secretly are operatives for the Ko-Konspiracy…..wait. so are you. *checks paper* Ohhhhh….Scratch that. We are responsible for preventing the GAPAS and MAPs reporting on our bloggish activities to the FBI. We use no force against unruly Administrators…. our incentive for the prevention of informers is simply called CHUCK NORRIS.
So don’t put a toe out of line. Chuck Norris is… I actually don’t know where he—ARRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Is roundhouse kicked*
outzi where ar u!!!!
Hi, Moocow. Welcome to the blog! Are you a Ko-konspirator?
MuseBloggers,
Your faithful Administrators are both busy this evening with our so-called “lives.” So it’s quite possible that further comments won’t be posted until tomorrow.
Tschuess,
Rosanne
i knew someone would do that. name themselves Moocow, i mean. at least you didn’t capitalize it.
anyways, the Gapas already report on our activities to the fbi. they have a whole file on us. the fbi, i mean.
thanx!! Ko-konspirarator= kokopeil supportor?
(130) good lord, tell somebody! if she’s telling random people on the internet that she’s suicidal, then she probably wants help, deep-down.
heck no! it means you’re secretly in a plot to take over the world.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOK AT THE HG2MB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, O GAPA. moocow IS a Ko-konspirator.
*reads #141*
Oh. Thats where Chuck Norris is.
who wants to be a kokopelli supporter anyway?
(this is the point at the climax of the film where we turn around and koko is standing there saying “mwa ha ha ha!”)
OK, I came back on to the blog and moderated some messages. But now I’m going away again for the evening. Robert might come on … though it’s pretty late on the east coast, where he lives. So, maybe not. This might be all for today.
Sweet dreams.
heck, he stays up until 1:00 all the time. i ask him what he’s doing, but its all very mysterious.
[Sorry, defcon p, but we’re keeping external links down to a bare minimum. So I’ve deleted the link that was here. — Rosanne]
Check out what links THAT Google search turns up!
Em, (148)
Robert claims he’s going to start going to sleep earlier. Of course that could just be a cover story. Who knows what he’s really up to.
Eh? Does every site on the Internet suddenly have a virus or something? 0.o
Also, I prefer either “defcon” or “DP” if you’re shortening my screenname.
a kokonspirator is a muse blogger. All musers are dedicated to carrying out Mostly Harmless. our plan 2 take over the world. its in the HG2MB
clearly, i am the first person on since last night
if every muser here types 20 comments, it might just be possible to get a Fowaaard march part 6 before the end of today
150- duh duh duh duuuuuuuuuuun… lol
Hey Gapas, wake up and moderate my comments! its 6:48 Est
FF (152),
As an editor, I would change “Museblogger” to “Muser” and would add, “…even if they don’t think so.”
Ill remember that
Also FF (154),
If that happens, we GAPAs may just go on strike and stop moderating comments.
Some people must be really dumb. They scheudlued a fair (With rides and huge 100 animal traveling zoo) to come on april fools day. I’m going the day after.
Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. I t rocks like you don’t even KNOW.
yay! todays the first day of the waxing moon! like anyone cares!
ok, i didnt fall asleep until 3:30 this morning, b/c these guys came into our neighborhood @ this ungodly hour – in a truck w/ like 3 big flashing lights- to fill in pot holes! @ 3:30 am! what the deus?
well, ive gotta go pack for my trip to Lake Censored State University tomorrow.
see you ppls l8r
AHHHH!!! I very nearly started lurking. I started thinking, oh I dont have anything to say, I’ll just go to a different thread…. noooo…. must resist the lurkositynesss…….
it just occured to me… I havent seen BlackRaven in a while… are lurking BR? Or do you just not come on so much anymore?
OOOOH! The OEAD forgot to speak in italics! Bad OEAD!
hello. em is here. fear em.
oh, he did, didn’t he?
you know what i like? Nationstates.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Em shall rule the blog!
tsh tsh, the harpercollins people did not belive that i was born on February 31. oh well, it was worth a try.
124/125-Tank yew, amazing GAPA. I’d already found it by then, but oh vell.
168-Oh yeah Em, me too! Nationstates rocks! Everybody join the land of the muse!!!
169-I think not. *takes over*
159-*gasp* The Terror Of Our Time (Said time being March 30, 2006. Obviously.) Quick! Give them lots of virtual choklit! But not too much! Promise more! Keep them busy!!!! AAAAAAHHH *screams, panics, and helplessly runs around in circles)
Hi!!
Today is the first day of spring weather where I live and I have SOOOOOOOOO much energy…..actually, I should probably go outside…Does anybody know why the first day of warm weather after a LONG winter gives you a lot of energy?!?!!?
Oh, and welcome Moocow
126/128- i, um, third it!
142- i suppose that i am one too…
random news: i scored a 103 on my math test. par-tay.
(171) speaking of Nationstates, who is Jresnada?
(127) i like moose
did u no that if u hit a moose, the legs collapse and they fall on u and u die and the moose probably dies also and the same thing happens with a camel! i lke peanut butter also (126) . (109) good 4 u!!!!
(108) y is MG so famus? and then if shes not famus, y does every1 talk about her???????????????????????????
hey draMaQueen
(again)
my smilies never work
im unhappy so iv given up using them
(4) Amazingly Funny!!!!!
im now depressed
i have a math test tomorrow, and i a probably NOT going to get a 103
i no it! (173)
random question
WHAT ARE PEOPLE DOING BEING UP AT 1:40 AND 5:24?????
ARE U MENTAL????
(152 and 153)
im going now
bye!
(4) I’m a vegetarian and I am extremely offended by your comment.Here are some more sayings/questions/other stuff!!! Wheeee!!!!!!!
*head gets kicked off*
Why does the universe exist?
Who the heck is the Queen of Muses?
Why isn’t Pwt King of Muses?
3 can keep a secret, if 2 of them are knocked out by the Kamikaze Watermelon.
Blah.
1 and 12- Ha! Your both wrong! Its “coeur”!!!!!! I should know… I TAKE FRENCH CLASS!!! MOOOHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *demonic laughter*
*gurgle,gasp,choke*
Hey Check Out My Poem:
What people call “evil”
I call fun
I have a shirt that says
“Pie everyone!”
It seems I test people.
My hair tha’s in a Mohawk
and dyed blue
All my body piercings-
At night I put them in my shoe
It seems I test people.
My bad breath’s more efficient
Than any gun
I unleash it on people
At the slightest bad pun
It seems I test people.
My armpit hair
Comes off in chunks
My gym shoes
Scare off the skunks
It seems I test people.
The easiest test on addition
I easily flunk
I beat up retired people
With my pal the chipnunk
It seems I test people.
Cool, eh? 8) I should have my own thread…..
174 (Em)- Jresnada is Sphinx, who hasn’t been on recently, has she?
175 (YFHPB)- MG is so famous because she wrote the letter to Muse that started the flood of Gen 5-ers, even if not all of them were inspired by that specifically.
180 (MF)- I’m vegetarian, but I honestly don’t care if someone asks if I eat animal crackers. The Queen of Muses is another name for She Who Must Not Be Named. Or a title, anyway, since she Must Not Be Named.
no, she has not been on Nationstates in 16 days or so. i think.
YFHPB, plewase don’t use that insult. There are people who really are mental on museblog…. like me.
Oh, and by the way, Maskedfury, we still don’t know if Pwt is male or female. S/He wcould be king or queen of Muses.
Hey, I’m new here, but I don’t know how to sign up. COULD SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!
186 (CB)- Pwt is male. Look at the way he dresses: traditional Egyptian nobleman style, cartoonified.
bballboy, what do you want to sign up for?
187- WELCOME! sign up to what, exactly? am i missing something here?i’m still a newbie…. anyway, your comments work, so i suppose that means you’re signed up…ish…*is clueless*
(4) i’m a vegetarian too but i think your comments are funny, just don’ over use them. i like peanut butter to.
I got the BRITISH PUBLICATIONS of all six HARRY POTTER BOOKS for my b-day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!
Now I can go through and make a list of everything that’s different. In fact, I’ve already started and have found over a hundred so far and Harry’s only just about to go to Gringotts. Anyway, if anybody’s interested in hearing about the differences, please say so, and I’ll go on the Harry Potter thread and stick ’em on it. Unless somebody says they’re interested, I won’t bother posting ’em, though.
In case anybody’s wondering why I’ve posted this in three different places, it’s is to ensure that somebody might actually bother reading it and then I can tell somebody who actually cares, about all the differences. (My parents/sister couldn’t care less, and just keep telling me I’m mental, and when my dad heard I was actually going to make a list of differences, well, his comment was something to the effect of “Jesus Christ” in a voice that implied I had completely lost it, and am unbelievably obsessed. Of course, I’m probably am totally mental and unbelievably obsesssed with the Potter books. Anyway…)
do post them!
#192: hey, thats sweet! do tell.
#187: you dont hav to “sign” up for anything; just join the fray. what? why are you looking so scared?
wow, there are a lot of vedge-heads here. power to the artichokes!
so i figured out different personalities id probably hav if i was this age in a different era
1920s: flapper! w/ a 10 ft long string of beads + everything
1930s : what was the counterculture then? was there one?
1940s: definitely a swing kid!
1950s: beatnik. no poodle skirts for me.
1960s: hippie. if you knew me in person, youd just be like “obviously.” yes, i can be hippie-ish sometimes. i wear this relly neat long hippie skirt-long, black hippie skirt-@ least once a week
sorry that i havnt been on and i actually cant stay but i GOT MY APRIL MUSE
ebeth’s letter got published congrats. pwt pwns.
post the differences!
I should be doing my homework. Instead I post on every thread saying that I should be doing my homework. I have a “reflection” to write and then an art piece to do; it’s almost 10 pm, I should have been in bed an hour ago and I need to shower. Blech.
Tomorrow I will wear a pair of wings to school in early celebration of April Fools’ Day.
^___^
I need a really stupendous prank to pull this year, because I know my math teacher is going to come up with one. Insanity is part of the job qualifications for a maths teacher. My grandfather was one. I know.
YAAY! I get to play ‘The Swan’ on my cello and it is tres luverly. That’s the cello piece every non-cellist seems to know, along with the Bach Suites, parts of which I’ve already played. I ♥ cello.
MM: You’re kinda like me. Except that I still do my homework.
Here’s more dumb stuff from me:
Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached to the machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain. With their vehicle’s license plate still attached to the bumper.
An Australian man accused of murdering his wife can’t seem to get his story straight. June Mathew, John Rushton’s second wife, testified that Rushton told her his first wife died of a heart attack, ran off with a Baptist minister after committing 55 acts of adultery, and drowned after being washed overboard. Rushton also claimed he was a nuclear physicist, a naval commander, and had been knighted for saving the Queen’s life. Mathew, who was married to Rushton for five years, believed him because he was a “good talker…” but those pesky microtremors finally gave him away…
The police showed up at the victim’s house after receiving a call of a break in while the man was away at work. The house was in a nice upper-middle class neighborhood. The police walked around to the side of the house with the victim, where they were shown the pried open sliding glass patio door. Clearly the entrance for the criminal. When asked if anything in the house was missing the man said nothing except his stash of marijuana. Police, not believing what they had just heard asked the man to repeat himself. The man, realizing that he had just admitted to possessing an illegal drug stammered and finally said, “oh forget the whole thing.” He waved the police off and went back into his house. The police walked away laughing.
A man successfully broke into a bank’s basement through a street-level window, cutting himself up pretty badly in the process. He then realized that (1) he could not get to the money from where he was, (2) he could not climb back out the window through which he had entered, and (3) he was bleeding pretty badly. So he located a phone and dialed “911” for help …
Netherlands: An airline pilot has been sentenced to four months in jail. Wim de Nijs was convicted of jamming the air traffic control frequency and jeopardizing airport safety, by singing the “Flintstones” theme over the radio for 20 minutes while landing his plane.
Long Beach, California: When his .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, robber James Eliot peered down the barrel and tried it again. This time, it worked.
Toronto, Canada: A gas station attendant had no trouble identifying a robber for police, even though the man had worn a pair of women’s panties over his head as a disguise. The thief, who later admitted that his mind was clouded by intoxicants, had stuck his face through one of the leg-holes so he could see.
Ditto to the homework! I’ve got 4 projects due in English tomorrow, most of which I’ve finished, but one I haven’t even started yet.
Instead, I spent the last hour (at least) reading this ENTIRE thing.
I must add this to my patheticness list.
Note to self: having a patheticness list is pathetic.
post the diferences!i!i!i!i!
did anyone watch CSI or W/OaT tonite?
“oh, thats why i had to use the cart”
haha! yeah. if you watched CSI, youd know what i was talking about. kids these days…
I don’t watch CSI. I don’t really watch TV too often any more. My life in on the Internet. But that’s not what’s really sad.
What’s really sad is the fact that the only friends I can actually relate to are online friends. Oh well.
194: yay for hippies! i live in a town “permanently stuck in the 60’s” and am called a flowerchild
Hippies! Has anyone here ever been to the Oregon Country fair? Its the best!!
Masked Fury… may I ask a personal question?
What state do you live in? Dont post your city, your not allowed to, but I have a feeling I might know you…..
AWESOMENESSSSOSITY!!!! I just found this book “Too Many Songs” by Tom Lehrer. It has the piano music and lyric to all his songs. I started playing “Poisoning Pidgeons in the PArk” but I have to wait till tomarrow to get a good start on it. To think it was sitting under all my music books all these years and I never relized it…This is going to be so much fun…
erm.. Gapas? Whered my post go? My post on one of the other thread s dissapeared also… I confused.
i don’t really watch tv except sometimes on weekends.
i like coffeecake.
happy birthday to my dad.
yea.
bye.
Michelle – post them!
#178 (YFHPB) People live in different time zones, so they may be posting at one time, but there is a different time here, so I am about to post this at 7:34 am, but it will show up as a different time here because museblog time is a different time zone than me.
Already 209 COMMENTS!!!! AHHHHHH. I REALY need to chatch up. so, my computors still sitting in my bedroom smoldering.
LOVE coffe cake. especially coffe cake with coffe cake.
Never whatch tv, except on weekends, or LOST, on wednsday. Just watch movies, if any, and play computor and muse blog. and home work. Darn, so boring.
I want to change my name, but I also like King george, so here goes. From now on, I’ll be King george the stroodle. Hows that?
hmm…coffee cake is good-when its not made w/ stale bread…mrahr…
i dont watch much tv either. w/ all these stupid reality shows … but i still watch crimetime stuff on cbs.
well today im off to … can i say the name of the college, gapas? ok, well if you must zap it, it shall just be referred to as Lake Censored State University…
today i am going to Sault St. Marie, MI to visit Lake Superior State University. im relly excited, b/c it has a very good science/forensics program, as well as a psychology program.
see you next week!
PS: #204: hehe…if u liv in MI, than i know which town youre talking about… but if you dont liv in MI, than youre probably still safe… hey, whats w/ that scared expression?
Coffee cake= love. Coffee= love. I♥ coffee and coffee cake.
Augh!!!! The felony! The theft! The biiter sweet banana nut bread of it all! MaskedFury, your in my English class and you stole that poem fom me !
But whats even worse, you deleted about half of it and added that disgusting line about armpit hair! My (evil) genius has been mocked! 
And on a week of all field too! Could this be pure coincibince? 
Yay I have off today! and you probably don’t!
My Canadian penpal is staying at my house Sun.-Fri.!
OOoh Im jealous emogrl. Forensics and psychology kick!
My sister is watching The Price is Right. Yeaash.
I just got back from the optometrist… Im gonna get glasses and contacts, thank the MUSES!!!! I will actually be able to see things again (and no more pounding headaches from straining my eyes)!
Ooh what kind of contacts?
~Luna
i have to go now. i shall not see y’all until sunday. i trust that all secret conspiracies i am involved in will operate smoothly without me.
Hello…it is raining, but it is a warm rain, so it is nice.
We got report cards today…..
There are so many comments!
Am i the only one here?
194- olde people call me a “beatnik.” probably because i have a blunt, straight hair cut and large square glasses. and because i ♥ classic rock.
i have two friends who play cello.
aargh. no my parents are all, ” if you don’t grow a garden, you’re not vegetarian.” (censored). bloody control freaks. i don’t go outside. i said that i would make an indoor garden if that were possible, but:
1- i burn easily
2- there’s poison ivy in our yard
3- deer and rabbits eat everything anyway
4- mosquitoes(sp?)
5- i am a clean freak
gardening=not my thing.
i predict i shall be grounded for some time as soon as i refuse to eat meat, etc. bleah. i do eat eggs and milk, though. double bleah.
apparently so.
someone speak to me!
What the heck is a frankenfaerie anyway?
i like omelets, but i hate fried eggs.
my sister got her report card today…we should get ours in about two weeks…
dr. frankenstein + faerie, of course.
C’mon! there’s gotta be someone here!
It is unencouraged to comment on the wondefully creative online names of others.
I love classic rock! Rock on, frankfaerie!!!!!! (but I like jazz second to classic rock). Oh, and thank yew, Phoenix, for introducing me to Kate Bush cuz now she’s my favorite rock artist.
No, bballboy, you are not the only one here. I am here. I like omlets if they don’t contain meat, and I like fried eggs if the yolk is cooked and the egg has soy sauce dribbled into it.
Frankenfaerie is here too, in case you hadn’t noticed.
Eek.. report cards… don’t remind me. We just got our midterms and I’m getting two C’s because of my abysmal homework grades. Now my mom shall chew my head off.
I also ♥ classic rock. And I love Kate Bush… She’s awesome.
Where does one buy an electric cello?
i don’t get report cards because i’m homeschooled. since i say that, you may think i’m a nerdy genius with glasses. i’m not. i don’t even wear glasses. i know some people who are homeschooling nerds, but i generally avoid them.
well, i gotta go now. i’ll probably be here tomorrow.
i just got new glasses. they are even nerdier than the previous pair. oh, yay.
im homeschooled 2. and im not nerdy tho im obsessed with books. kate bush is cool.
Why, pray, are we to beware the blueberry muffins? I like blueberry muffins.
OOH! ‘Tis April Fool’s Day tomorrow! *plotplot*
I don’t wear glasses. I am happy.
I’m being homeschooled temporarily, and I was a nerd with glasses, but I lost the glasses
psh, i wish i was homeschooled.
I was homeschooled from third grade to sixth. So I had this big social shock when I went back to public school. I think I’ve been getting dumber since then, because one learns nothing at public school.
I have glasses, and just got contacts. Scary how much we all have in common.
am leaving for tonight….before my maternal unit returns home and i get yelled at…
Quite, except my parents won’t let me get contacts…this is freaky…maybe i should document Common Musebloger Traits.
i know this kid whose been to every school in the whole county (that’s alot) now he does independent homeschool…
I posted all the differences I’ve found so far on the Harry Potter thread! All 256 of ’em and I’m still in B1! Enjoy!
#235 you must beware the blueberry muffins because many people are deadly allergic to them although they wont be able to tell and will show no signs of it till they die…
BEWARE!! BEWARE BEWARE BEWARE!!
smileys!
:0 : mrgreen : : roll :
my smileys arent working…..
smily? are u working??!?!?!
there… that one worked…
ok im really bored… i’ve read all the books in the house…nothing left 2 do…
anyone here anymore?
book_addict, check out my Harry Potter differences. I know it’s long, and boring if you’re not obsessed, but it’s something to do…
book_addict, you should write a story!!!!
yeah, i drive people slightly crazy by saying that way to much… maybe you’ll all turn into famous authors and thank me later.
248 i did look at ur harry potter differences! im not obsessed with harry potter but i dont hate him. they were pretty cool!
yeah i write stories… but i dont think they’re any good. i also write poems but theyre not much good either. hah. i read books, but i doubt i’ll ever write one. well i have to go… bye y’all.
Harry
sPotteryum…frankenfaerie, if you play neopets, (which i assume you do.) could you maybe help me getting the constellations? *is completely confused*
249 (Cotton)- If I ever turn into a famous author, I will dedicate my first book to all the denizens of MuseBlog for nurturing my insanity, since I’m going to be posting large chunks of Itholianam in the Writing thread.
253 i can’t wait to read your story!
If I erver become a famous poet, I’ll dedicate all my books to museblog for listening to my happy-sappy kitten poems
WOAH. I just lost MY nerdy glasses, too!
I’ve officially found my home away from home.