305 thoughts on “April Foolery, Part 2”

  1. Better! Hi gapas! your moderating almost immediatly after i type. (of course, now you wont)

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  2. Only em and i are on! * settles back to wait for the infinity that it will take for posts to be moderated*

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  3. Gosh, I haven’t been on for the past three days, ’cause I’ve been busy with High School Graduation Qualifying Exams, and when I come back, there’s like hundreds more posts!

    The HSGQE are so simple. The reading section was on Tuesday, and we started at nine, had a ten minute break at ten, and I was done at around eleven. On Wednesday, we had the writing part. It took me longer, not ’cause it was more difficult, but just ’cause it took me awhile to figure out what I was going to write. I mean, they give you prompts, but they’re like ‘Think about a time when something didn’t turn out as you expected. Write aboout what you expected to happen, and what really happened.’ It took me like 20 minutes to figure out what the heck I was going to write about.

    Yesterday was the math portion. It was so totally unbelievably easy. It had 80 problems. Here’s an example of a problem.

    3(s+7) is equivalent to which of the following?

    Then they give you four choices, but it’s like, come on, a third grader could figure that out.

    Then there was a problem:

    5x + 3y + 2x + 7y is equivalent to w hich of the following?

    And the correct answer from the ones they gave was:

    5x +2x + 3y + 7y

    That is SO simple.

    The only problem I wasn’t completely sure on was:

    .05x + .05y + .05z is equivalent to

    .05(x + y + z)

    Which of the following properties is this?

    a. Associative

    b. Commutative

    c. Distributive

    and something else, that I don’t remember.

    I chose c (distributive). I wasn’t all that sure though, ’cause it’s been years since I’ve done math that involves knowing the names of all the properties. I mean, I know that the two equations are similar, and that’s really all that matters.

    So, was I right?

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  4. MW (13),

    It’s almost as if they wanted people to pass those exams. Hmm…?

    Yes, you gave the right answer. You can find out more about it in the Math Forum’s wonderful Ask Dr. Math section.

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  5. That’s right. Though I guess it’s possible that I’m his evil twin, separated at birth…

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  6. I think it’s distributive.

    I can’t believe its only the 7th and we’re already on another thread!

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  7. Yikes its been a while since I’ve posted on the random thread. I had AIMS today. (King George- I figured out what it stands for. Arizona Instrument to Measure Standards.) We had thw writing section. This was our prompt:

    Dances and socials have always been a big part of middle and high school. However, your school is considering eliminating them. Write about your opinion on school socials and whether or not they should be eliminated.

    I wrote that they should continue to hold school socials as a reward for having to take tedious sandardized tests.

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  8. GUESS WHAT
    MY BIRTHDAY IS APRIL27
    YES IT IS SOON AND IT NEEDS TO BE PUT ON THE CALANDER AND PUT AS A THREAD
    ITS NOT THAT HARD
    :lol:

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  9. What else is it? Aol Instant Message? (is it Aol or something else beginning with a??) I had a few of those today. Never taken the test though. Never lived in arizona (which explains why)

    20-VF? Whazzat mean?

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  10. i am yay4hotpinkbunnies! EVIL twin
    yay4hotpinkbunnies still exists and will set her angry mob of KoKos on you if you delete her
    it is realy yay4hotpinkbunnies! just when she is in a bad mood
    i mean you never said i couldnt have 2 names to an e-mail address
    why do u need our e-mail adresses anyway?
    EVIL roxs:twisted:

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  11. doctor robert! like the song! by the beatles!

    speaking of songs, has anyone heard “just a girl” by no doubt. goode song.
    https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=218
    i’ll post it there.

    is it legal to post the questions on those exams…its not for the SATs….

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  12. ………………………………………………………………………………………….. I want…………………………. something

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  13. random news:
    three-ish school days until my spring break.
    monday
    tuesday
    and wednesday is a half-day if you participate in this funds-for-sports-and-oh-yeah-school-stuffs-but0hey-we-like-sports-better run. i refuse. that would make it a full day in uniform. i’m not going.

    other mbs: *gasp*truant!
    me: yeah but i don’t want to be coerced into their fundraiser. or sit through classes where we don’t actually do anything
    other mbs: ….

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  14. i just had 5 little choklit muffins that were heated in the microwave for 10 sec + they were good

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  15. On the words thread, Its odd you bring up angst……

    Sometimes Propechy bears a burden. Leaves you wondering. Usually, its fun to guess whats going to happen in your life based your dreams and the things around you. But now….. as I grow older and the Propechys grow more serious…. it just cousfuses me. Not that I don’t want it: I do. Its just that…. I want the simple kind.

    And I wonder as I type this “What could be more serious than my great uncle dieing?”. Well, lets just say its between me, my Danish internet friend and my sisters cat.

    My family has a history of strange and unusal talents. My mom has ESP, My cosuin has Telepathy. Of course, my cosuin needs Telepathy to communictae with animals. Just l;ike my mom needs ESP fo rher corprate-style NOP work, and I need Propechy for guidance through an angst-filled world of mistunderstanding and prejudice, where people like me are generally unaccpeted. Just look at Nixon….. then again, look at Eintstein.

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  16. Japan: froody. Telepathy, ESP, Phrophecy: froody. The text is always small for me. My brother has set the screen resolution REALLY high. So everythings REALLY small. By the way, Yoda, what’s that little doo-dad next to your name? It looks like a pagoda or something, but then again, everything’s pretty small. I don’t think my family has any strange talents in it’s history.

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  17. 35 (Otzi)- Weird. My little second grade buddy is also leaving for Japan tomorrow. What state do you live in?

    NOT A STALKER. REALLY. :ninja:

    The IL Constitution test is so easy, it’s not even funny. Really, I felt rather insulted.

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  18. + pumpkin spice muffins taste way better than choklit muffins, in my opinion. choklits ok, but im not a chokoholic.
    but pumpkin spice chai tastes awful
    + that was kinda random

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  19. Okay i have the most awesome thing… spent like an forever on this, hope all you llama fans appreciate it!

    The Llama Song

    Here’s a llama, there’s a llama, and another little llama. Fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama duck. Llama llama cheesecake llama, tablet, brick, potato, llama llama, mushroom llama, llama llama duck. I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake, but I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake. I was only three years dead, but it told a tale, and now listen little child, to the safety rail. Did you ever see a llama, kiss a llama, on a llama. Llama’s llama, tastes of llama, llama llama duck. Half a llama, twice a llama, not a llama, farmer, llama. llama in a car, alarm a llama, llama duck.

    Is that how it’s told now? Is it all so old? Is it made of lemon juice, doorknob, ankle, cold? Now my song is getting thin, I’ve run out of luck! Time for me to retire now, and become a duck.

    () ()
    **88*
    *****
    ******
    ****** – – ****
    *********************** ()
    ************************
    ***********************
    *** ********
    *** ********
    *** ****
    ()() ()()

    (llama- hope it works when i post… if not, oh well)

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  20. mmm Pumpkin spice. I dont have any yumm food. My mum hasnt been buying sweets lately. I guess I will go bug her about it. *bugs mum*. She says she will buy me cookies. Yippee!
    Wow Japa! Cool! Ive never been to any where in/ of the coast of Asia.

    31 yes I live in AZ… go Zonies!! Go kokopelli!

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  21. 42-Quite an appropriate 42nd post. The llama song is much beloved here by all excluding phoenix and a few others that deserve to be pied. (no offense, llama song haters) Yay llamas!

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  22. Here’s a GAPA, there’s a GAPA, and another little GAPA. Fuzzy GAPA, funny GAPA…
    *pieface*

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  23. I know japanese!!! (sort of, I took it at school for 8 years)

    How long are you going to be there?

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  24. 1 week.

    I’m going to lse a day flying over the international date line, and gain it coming home. So If I leave Japan on sunday, I’ll get home on saturday.

    And do you know what that means????

    JETLAG!!!!

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  25. nobody has comented on my BRILLIANT idea to have an evil twin it is genius i tell you

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  26. My birthday is April 27
    I NEED A THREAD AND TO BE RECOGNIZED ON THE CALANDER
    PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  27. *purposely avoids commenting on Y4THPB’s genius just to annoy*
    *discreetly points out that she, Nancy, also has an lurking alter ego, named Lemon Curry*

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  28. Hi! I havent been on in 3 days! So, whats new?
    24- Vat’s Gabuert? Is Dutch for Whats up

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  29. Hey, he gets to post a song, I get to post a song!

    I kahn sea wats hapining

    And thee dun’t hav a cloo

    Theel fale in luff and hears the buttum lein: R trios down too too

    Thee sweat caress of twilite. Theirs majick evarawhere

    And with al dis romantick atmosfear disaders in the aear

    Kahn ewe feal the luff tonite?

    The piece the evaning breeings

    The woelred fore once

    In perfict harmonee wit al its lieveing things

    Soo manee tings too tell hear.

    Batt howe too meaek her sea

    The truth abeaut my paste, impossibel. She’d trun away from mee.

    Hes holding bak hes hiding. Batt wheat I can’t decyde. Why won’t he be the king I no he ish, the king I sea iynsyde

    Kahn ewe feal the luff tonite?

    Ewe needn’t luuk two fare

    Seaing throo the nites uncertaintys

    Luff is were ewe are

    And if he fales in luff tonite

    It can be assumed

    His carefree days with us our historee

    Un short our pall is doooomed

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  30. FYI. The Skipper has returned. I haven’t been much of one lately. Been too lazy. But have no fear, Skipper Nancy has re-doned her title.
    I will get off now, seeing as I’ve got like the top 6 most recent posts. So clearly no one else is on. Or the Gapa are out.

    Tchao,

    Skipper Nancy, Terror of the Amazon.
    (gone off to get Lemon’s nose out of the dirt).

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  31. We’re not even halfway through the month and already the whole blog has erupted into total cathassus. Hello, Skipper Nancy. I am wearing my boat t-shirt right now, so this is very fitting.

    You also get extra HPB points if you know what the t, F, o and K stand for in my name.

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  32. HI MY BITRHDAY IS APRIL 27
    REMEMBER that and GIVE ME A THREAD
    or i will set my angry mob of KoKos with cherry golfball pies on you and fyi- the numbers have doubled to about 5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.99 or some thing like that

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  33. ive been 2 New Zealand
    im moving 2 New Zealand
    I ♥ New Zealand
    will i still Muse in New Zealand?

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  34. correction
    will i still get muse in New Zealand
    you have to give me slack im sleepy

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  35. …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. i have nothing to say ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..

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  36. (various posts by yay4hotpinkbunnies!)-you should only have to type your name once.

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  37. i have a 6 month old puppy
    she is a lab and a terrier mis
    She is so cute
    how do you make your letters italic ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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  38. more typos :oops:
    mis should be mix!
    #82
    i need to revise my blog entries this is getting out of hand

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  39. AHH! I left for just a few hours, and there are 30 more posts! (thanks, YFHPB!!!!!)

    Oh yeah, and Kali D. The GAPAs make the new threads, but I think they are open to suggestions (so they say)

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  40. I don’t like puppies. There was one in my Spanish book that ruined a lesson because people thought it was ‘adorable.’ I thort it looked like a rat. And yes, I meant to spell that wrong. Long live Nigel Molesworth! Huzzah!

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  41. Hi! I haven’t been on very much. I was gon for like four days, and now if I come on mom is like all “no, no, get off, you have work to do” so I can only post one comment.

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  42. sry i wasnt on 4ever. i had a cold and my parents thot id contaminate their computers and i dont have an internet connection on mine :evil:

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  43. Je m’ennuie. Je parle en francais.
    have u ever seen 50 lbs of chocolate chips? its a glorious site.

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  44. #93: ooh, yes i hav! i work @ a place where they always hav @ least 50lbs of choc chips in storage, + like 400lbs of sugar.

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  45. Y4THPB-
    you put an i in angle brackets, which are these . then you type what you want, then to close you put a /i in angle brackets.
    blah blah.
    Hope that makes sense.

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  46. Oops. Angle brackets dont show up. Sorry. they are the one s that look like little arrows.
    So you would do this
    [i] type something fascinating [/i]
    only instead of using these [ ], use angle brackets.

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  47. 47- i’m scared now.

    62- does that qualify as chatspeak? it may…

    i just got back from another party. yes, i have one every sat. this month. and i smell like smoke because some OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE WITH NO CONCERN FOR THE HEALTH OF OTHERS NOR THE OZONE were smoking.

    anyway, i won’t be here long because i have no time! perhaps tomorrow….

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  48. 64. Yay! Boats. Boats make me happy.
    Any way. Erm. I have no idea what t. F. o. K stands for. Well, no, I know that the t stands for “the” and the o stands for “of” but I dotn suppose I get manny hpb points for that.
    the Frood of Kansas? Kentucky? Kent?
    I dont even know what the WDNT stands for, though I did at one point in time.

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  49. I just got back from downtown. I was taking this art class and we did a feild trip and walked to like six different galleries/studios and I saw some great stuff. Some of it wasnt so good, but I think I learned a lot.
    Ya know what bugs me about art these days? COMPOSTION. Or the lack there of, rather. It’s like, people make weird, colorful, surreal paintings with hidden meanings and themes, but the whole I idea of placement of line and shape and harmony between the subject and other objects in the painting/drawing/other is gone. It makes me mad. Compostion is one of the most challenging and interesting and important things in artwork!!

    Anyway. Sorry about the rant.

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  50. Whoa. It’s late. And I have a fencing tornament tomorrow. Better get some sleep.

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  51. HI!! We stopped at a Krispy Kreme at our way home from [snippety snippety, I shouldn’t say] tonight! I love Krispy Kremes!

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  52. OMG thank you sooooooooooooo much GAPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    by the way that organization is the one I am helping for my bat mitzvah project, that’s why I “feel so strongly” about it
    and as of today I’m not a newbie anymore!!!!!! :-)

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  53. yay4hotpinkbunnies, angle brackets are the greater than/less than signs. Just thought I’d say that, since I didn’t get what angle brackets were. ‘Course, that’s probably just me. I imagine it makes perfect sense to everyone else! Those are angle brackets–if they work.

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  54. Hold on a sec. You dont, by any chance, live in AZ, do you Y4THPBs?

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  55. Oh wait. No, you don’t. You live in NJ. I just read farther up on the blog. Nevermind…

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  56. ‘Night, tous le monde. I’m going to frappe la sac.
    Oh-ho. Get my joke? Ever so clever. Yes indeed. I am a comical genius. Of course….*zzzzZZzzzzZZZZzZZZzzzZZzzZZZzzzZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZzzZZZzzzZZZzZZZzZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzZ*

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  57. GAPA, could I possibly have a thread in which to instruct my bright fellow Musers the ins and outs of basic HTML, to use within the blog?

    Please? *-*

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  58. 96 and 97- THANK U :smile:/i/
    92- no offence taken
    107- your right i do live in NJ!

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  59. Crocodiles people. Remember the good old days in math class when all you had to do was remember which number the crocodile ate? Aah, good times. Alas, they have slipped into the horrific Geometry. I fear there are no crocodiles around to eat my teacher. Therefore, *sigh* I put up with it. Mostly.

    Anyhoo, it’s angle brackets, not the / k?

    I shall go EAT now cuz i is hungry. Arr, i’m a crocodile. What kind of noise does a crocodile make anyway? Oh Most Almost-Omnipotent GAPA?

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  60. I’m going to randomly sing the olympic theme

    BUM BUM BAD DUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM DA DUM BUM BUM BUM BUM

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  61. oh yea i can make it bold, green, and italic at once.
    i love that

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  62. 99-the Froody of Kiador. Right?

    What does the WDNT stand for though?

    117- No problemo. Except now i have a strange urge to eat Mr. Ryan, my geometry teacher.

    118-Yay! john williams pwns!

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  63. i wouldnt mind if something ate my teacher. she is really horrible and she hates me!! No wonder i get such horrible grades! but i like factoring because its easy once you learn how. i also like trig because you dont have to do computation.

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  64. I love fencing!! Good luck!!!

    My sister is better than me, though. *sad*

    That’s ok. I think she may be starting to museblog!

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  65. Y4THPB. 113. No reason really. Youu just suddenly very strongly reminded me of some one I knew. Of course, the chances of you being that person are so incredibly minute I don’t know why I bothered asking.

    BBQED BILLYGOATS!! Im having cornbread for breakfast. Fresh baked. Farewell, I’m off to induldge. *drooldrool*

    But I agree with Axa. HTML thread!!

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  66. I like deriving th quadratic formuloso.
    ax^2+bx+c= 0
    ax^2+bx= -c
    (ax^2+bx)/a= -c/a
    x^2+bx/a= -c/a
    complete the square
    x^2+bx/a+b^2/4a^2= -c/a+b^2/4a^2
    find common denominator on the right side of equation
    x^2+bx/a+b^2/4a^2= (-4ac+b^2)/4a^2
    factor left side
    (x+b/2a)^2= (-4ac+b^2)/4a^2
    find square root of both sides
    x+b/2a= + or – square root of [(-4ac+b^2)/4a^2]
    x+b/2a= + or – square root of (-4ac+b^2)/2a
    x= [+ or – square root of (b^2-4ac)/2a] – b/2
    so…
    (drum role please)
    x= (-b + or – square root of b^2-4ac)/ 2a
    !!!!!!!!!
    Thank you, thank you. You may hold your applause.

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  67. 132 — i would read your comment except that i dont want to have to do math on spring break.

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  68. deus, i just got here + now i already am being kicked off… mrahr but oh well guess ill come back in 45 min or so…

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  69. so my brilliant mother “accidentally” gave my one tshirt to my sister. then my brilliant sister wore it today without even realizing that *gasp* it was not hers. i informed them of their mistake. oh, and it shan’t fit againe; she’s heavier than i and it’s stretched out now. i’m getting yelled at because of this. i have no idea why. idiots. i think i’ll burn it.

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  70. HI! Here’s the drum roll!
    badumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadum! kinda like the Things we like and don’t like thread rap. Wanna hear it?
    Ready? Go!
    No need to go into specifics- just list ’em.
    Go ahead, get ’em out of your system!
    Badabada bum cht bum cht. Badabada bum cht bum cht.

    Verse Two!
    Yo, here’s a place where you can state
    All the things you like and hate!
    Badabada bum cht bum cht. Badabada bum cht bum cht.
    Badabadabadabada chchchchchch word!

    Hmm, maybe there should be some bleeps in there. It is a rap.

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  71. YAY Skipper y Lemon Curry!!!!

    I love math!!!

    Actually, Taiwan Hippo Fan is really good at math…she is very modest. She is in 6th grade math and she’s in 5th grade…I’m in Algebra, and in 8th grade. It is REALLY easy, but it is the most difficult math class they offer at my school….

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  72. math is still not my thing.
    but our school does gives really bad math classes.and very few people can spell
    try to turn these sounds into a correctly spelled word–not u, P.Panda:
    noo-mono-ull-trah-my-crow-scopp-ik-sill-ic-oh-vol-kay-no-kone-ee-oh-siss

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  73. Nobody in our school can spell….it’s sad

    Spelling fun..but I suppose if you can’t spell, it wouldn’t be fun..

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  74. I’m in 7th grade and in algebra
    154- numonoultramicroscopicsilicovalkainoconeosis
    probably not right, but I’m really bored

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  75. Sorry, Algebra 2, not regular Algebra,

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  76. For our music class, we’re doing silent movies, and our group is going to pie our teacher! (She even said it was ok!!!)

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  77. some people in my SAT room didn’t even know how to write in cursive. the proctor had to show them.

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  78. Im in Algebra in 8th grade. It’s one level above the norm for 8th graders at my school. But its not a very big deal, because there are some 8thers who are in like pre-calc or something crazy like that.
    *does derision dance*

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  79. im in honors algebra and im in 8th grade, but some people are in geometry and this one girl goes to the high school every day for math. also i’m getting really bad grades in math this year. but you probly know this stuff already.

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  80. PLEASE TELL ME WHERE IS THE LOTR THREAD????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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  81. I PUT A LINK FOR THE LOTR THREAD!!!!!!! (GAPA, do you remember what thread I posted it on?)

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  82. POST 128 ON THIS THREAD IS A LINK FOR THE LOTR THREAD SO IF YOU WOULD HAVE READ IT YOU WOULD HAVE FOUND IT

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  83. ‘kay, found it. i am so clueless its not even funny so . . .
    incidentally, i did read it, but, hello, that was, like, two hours ago! my memory simply isn’t that long!

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  84. i would like to ask why the LOTR thread is no longer on the Master Threads Page. why has it been so disgraced and why are the last 4 or so posts all mine??? easy come easy go so the world turns?

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  85. HI!!! I’m in 6th grade and in 8th grade math. Kinda easy, but it’s all my school offers.

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  86. 154-noo-mono-ull-trah-my-crow-scopp-ik-sill-ic-oh-vol-kay-no-kone-ee-oh-siss=
    pneumotramicroscopicsiliconovolcanosis

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  87. My dad doesnt approve of museblog so i wont be able to really post while hes home. this means after-work hours and weekends my posts will be limited. WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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  88. Hahahah awhat the heck. I hate smart people. ;D I’m in 11th grade, in “basic level” algebra 3, and I’m pulling a D average. good thing i’m going to art school. academics suck, dudes. D:

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  89. not volcanosis, volcanoconiosis

    Sorry, Lockwood Guinevere + bluemorpho’s ghost I was just kind of annoyed….

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  90. ah, another math discussion. i finally figured out how to make the digital gate thingies in physics! yays. trig is relly easy now; for some reason were doing system equations again-which ive been doing since 8th grade.

    i should go to culinary arts skool. tonight i was the master improvisor. see, i was planning on making mexican pizza. i used a pita shell b/c there were no pizza crusts, refried beans instead of sauce, cheese, plain yogurt b/c there was no sour cream, + chutney b/c there was no salsa.
    well, i thought it tasted great

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  91. My parents like the site too, especially because it’s moderated..

    For high school next year, I’m going to a special school for creative writing..I’m excited!

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  92. Yeah,guys:
    pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
    actually,if you reallllly wanted to know,you could’ve looked in section words&names for the spelling. I posted it there.

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  93. oh,and that long word (I’m too lazy to type it) is a disease that miners get when microscopic grains of sand get caught in their lungs

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  94. I do toast math. How many slices of toast am I going to have? Then I take out a random number ofd slices, and say “I only want two. Take away how many to get two”

    Toast math is fun.

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  95. and now, em’s short presence here will come to a close. *dramatic pause* goodbye, my friends.

    (i mean for today, not for forever)

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  96. 175 — don’t blame you, it was totally my fault . . .
    Lockwood G. agreed with me before I beat her into submission and she slunk away into my subconscious.
    thnx 4 guiding me back to the wonderful word of the LOTR thread.

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  97. I’m kind of bored. I haven’t been here in a while.

    Does anyone actually read all these posts?

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  98. WHO invented the donut hole?
    when did penguins come to earth?
    what was the first brand of computers?
    why do celebrities get 5 million dollars for making a movie?
    why is a circle called a circle?
    why is math called math?
    where did math start?
    how did math start?
    will aliens abduct the world one day?
    will gas be 1 million$ per gallon one day?
    is there an after life?
    why are there are such idiotic sports in the olympics?
    why does there have to be 30 minutes of commercials when you watch your favorite TV show?
    why is the world round?
    why are penguins so cool?
    did cavemen really live?
    why does everyone hate Mr.Green a.k.a Mr.Joe?
    why do iPods cost so much?
    who invented the keyboard/
    why am i writing every question that pops in my head/
    why does it rain so much in spring?
    who invented all the different languages?
    who invented watches and clocks?
    who made the first color movie?
    did vikings really wear horns on there heads?
    who made the first comic strip?
    why are some people soooo boring?
    why are some people soooo annoying?

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  99. my school goes from 4th to 12th grade, and we have bus transportation to colleges during 5th and 6th period (there are two right by our school) so there are a lot of math classes we can take

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  100. 194-
    -sorry, I can’t find that, but Captain Hanson Crockett Gregory invented the first donut with a hole in the middle
    -210 million years ago to 145 million years ago (the Jurrassic period)
    -Apple made the 1st personal computer
    -because society is messed up
    -I don’t know and I’m too lazy to find out
    all 3 math questions-ditto the circle question
    -probably
    -almost definately
    -I want to know the answer to that……
    -commercialization
    -its how the TV show makes money
    -because when a big ball of mass spins in a circle in space, it becomes circular for some weird scientific reason
    -because they live in the coolest place on Earth (hahahahaha….ok it wasn’t that funny)
    -most likely
    -because he’s different
    -ditto afterlife
    -what kind of keyboard, computer or piano?
    -LOOK OVER THERE!!!! (aka I don’t know)
    -the water cycle
    -people
    -no specific person
    -The first film to be made with color was made in 1908. It is called A Visit To The Seaside. It was 8 minutes long. The first full length movie to use color was The World, The Flesh And The Devil from 1914
    -don’t know
    -. The Little Bears was the first American comic with recurring characters; The Yellow Kid the first color comic, part of the first Sunday comic section in 1897 and the source of the term “yellow journalism”); Mutt and Jeff the first daily comic strip, first appearing in 1907.
    -I really wish I knew the answer to that
    -ditto above
    you can tell I’m bored, can’t you?

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  101. If a penny dropped from the top of the Empire State Building could kill some one, could a quarter kill 25?

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  102. I read most of them, but after “Why is the world round?” I kind of skipped to the next post….

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  103. Maybe and no. I don’t know what a half-dollar could do. Half a person? 50 people?
    Alpacas are better then llamas.

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  104. I want an alpaca!
    #198 a dollar bill would just float. it would have to be a sacagawea dollar.

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  105. TS (197),

    Our fellow question-and-answer columnist Cecil Adams says coins wouldn’t kill you. He answered the question almost 25 years ago in his syndicated column The Straight Dope. Those wild and crazy empiricists the Myth Busters reached the same conclusion after a series of experiments involving wind tunnels and penny guns.

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  106. im home by myself while my mom visits my grandmother yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i finished my book nooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    i read somewhere that if you put a penny on train tracks it shoots out when a train runs over it and it can kill someone. that was in a dear america book so it might not be true, but it sounds cool.

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  107. The Skipper, the answer to your question is no, for 2 reasons:
    #1- It is mostly the speed of the penny that kills the person. Since gravity takes things of different sizes and weights at the same speed, unless the wind/air resistance interferes, a penny or a quarter would make no difference.
    #2-The weight of a quarter is not 25 times that of a penny’s, so even if #1 were not true, it still wouldn’t work.
    P.S. I know you were kind of joking, but it was fun to answer anyway.

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  108. my mom dont aprove of muse blog so i can only go on when she is out or downstairs

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  109. i just got back from a shopping spree:grin:
    i got
    >this really cute outfit from polo
    >sneakers
    >really comfy black shoes
    >a coffie frappe freeze
    didnt get much else- my birthday is in 17 days :grin:

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  110. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I FINALLY GOT THE SMILEYS TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :grin:
    :smile:
    :wink:
    :lol:

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  111. Hi! I’m supposed to be reasearchig Greece for school but I came on here. Social Studies is boring. My friend bobby says hi

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  112. hello all
    my uncle is in vet school
    he visited last weekend because he was on spring break
    I showed him my March muse (about skin with the crayons on the cover)
    he read it
    he said it was a really good science magazine and “the science stuff is really well written”

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  113. Why are people’s ‘usernames’ what they are?Could some people tell me why their names are their names?

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  114. 223-monty python (brave sir robbin ran away, bravely ran away away etc.)
    hehehe I am away from AIM right now and this is my away message

    read this story or I will set my army of mutant tenrec chinchilla things to tye you to a very high chandelier while they play candyland and make you watch them. and if you annoy them, you have to play!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=271

    and obviously GAPA will zap the link, [Nope, just changed it.] but its still funny
    or maybe not, seeing as they posted it on the blog

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  115. HI!!!! I love chinchillas! And i also love MythBusters! I liked the one with the Archemedes Death Ray.

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  116. GAPA’s never write in my posts. So I’ll put a link here just so they can zap it!

    http://www.potterpuppetpals.com

    Even if it’s a link you wouldn’t have ordinarily zapped, please zap it!

    [Why? It was in the magazine. Besides, I like it. “Bother, bother, bother, bother.” –Robert]

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  117. did vikings really wear horns on there heads?
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    sorry just had to do that.
    grr.
    viking were noraml!
    they did not war horns on their heads.
    they wore normal helmets like everyone esle (unless you consider a nose gaurd strange)

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  118. 228- i love that site. i downloaded all the free lemon demon musick. (ok, its not on that site, but, well, i think you get the point….i hope….) FINALLY! AN ADULT WHO LIKES IT!

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  119. 229-No, the Vikings did not have horns on their heads. But the Gauls, who lived in what is now France, did. As seen on Asterix and Obelix. Yay!

    Lemon Demon is music. It’s a project from the man from Triple P.

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  120. potterpuppetpals is STUPID. i honestly dont know if ive ever seen something that stupid ever! I cant believe robert likes it. actually,i can . gapas have done stranger things than this.

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  121. (223.) Nancy Blackett is a character from one of my favorite series of books, the Swallows and Amazons series by Arthur Ransome. She is the captain of a boat (well, it’s she’s just a kid, but she and the other kids pretend to be real sailors and pirates). Skipper is another name for Captain, and I like it better, so I use it.
    Lemon Curry is a line from a Monty Python sketch. Im not sure why I chose it as the name for my alter ego, it just sorta popped into my head.
    Wow. That explantation came out to be ridiculously long.

    (203.) Woops! I should have known better than to post that joke on a site where there would be people who could spot it’s flaws.

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  122. It’s funny. Last night I was bored, so I browsed to really old threads of the museblog. I hadnt realized how few people there used to be. Huh. I think I’ll go post on some of them.
    (actually, I think I’ll do my math homework. Or practice for band. Or jazz band. Or honor band. Or whatever.

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  123. Man oh man, do I wish I was as bored as you. I have sooooooo much homework to do (but im blogging bec. I don’t want to do it.)

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  124. i am bored. i gave up doing all non-project, non-computer-requiring(sp?) homework ages ago. i can get it all done in homeroom.

    the computer is great for procrastination

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  125. 203-I was at my friend’s house awhile ago and he was watching that Mythbust/penny thingamajig.

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  126. Eek! It’s snowing! Big wet clumpy flakes! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    It’s been raining all day and now snow. I want spring with warm weather and no rain and definitely no SNOW! ‘Course that’ll mean lots’n’lots of mosquitoes…. That’s Alaska weather for you by the way.

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  127. Yes! I got it to give me that stupid you can only post every fifteen seconds message again.

    Yeah, I’m hyper, or something. That’s what happens when you eat an eigth cup of packed brown sugar. Which I just did a little while ago in case you hadn’t figured that out.

    Where is everybody?

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  128. Well, I’m in an ice cream shop with my father, blogging on my Treo. Mmm, Baskin-Robbins mint chocolate chip is supreme.

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  129. Hey, GAPA, you’re obviously here, so why aren’t you talking?

    Not that it makes much difference…My dad’ll be home anytime so I’ll have to go eat dinner, which consists of cooking a frozen pizza, since Mom’s not home to cook anything today.

    My sister and parents and I are leaving this Friday ’cause my sister’s part of a symphony and we’re travelling to Juneau and Sitka with them. It should be fun, though I’ve never gone anywhere on Easter before. I guess that means we don’t get to get into our Easter baskets first thing in the morning, then. And no Easter egg hunt, though my sister thinks that’s babyish, and only does it ’cause I think it’s fun. We fly out on Friday, and fly back on Easter. That sucks. Flying on a holiday. I don’t like flying that much, but anyway, GAPA’s probably going to think this is to much info since people could easily trace this weekend ’cause Sitka’s definitely not very big, and neither’s Juneau even though it’s the capital. It’s only the third biggest city in Alaska, and the biggest city, Anchorage, isn’t even all that big compared to cities like Orlando, Miami, Chicago, Seattle, Portland, New York, London, Paris, etc.

    I’m bored.

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  130. Hey, sure, I just post saying you’re not talking, and then once I submit, you’ve said something. Gimme your ice-cream, now! I love mint chocolate chip ice cream!

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  131. I came accross a word i didn’t know on ther title of “unending pie war”, and, in my never-ending quest for knowllege, i looked it up. It wasn’t anywhere. What does “cathassus” mean?

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  132. 233-I LOVE ppp!!! Don’t diss ppp or i shall send ron to bother you!!!! *bother bother bother*

    249-Somebody…i think queen j. but i’m not sure…mistyped or misheard or mistook somehow the word “catharsus” which was a thing in greek tragidies. It’s like a “cleansing” or something like that. When people vent and all that. Cathassus rhymes better with masses though. :D

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  133. 223-Ebeth is my (nick)name, Lurking is something i used to do, so i was Ebeth the Lurker, but i have stopped lurking, hence Ebeth The Former But Recently Rehabilitated Lurker (name suggested by…VF i think?)

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  134. id look it up in my giant dictionary if i wasnt too lazy to get up and go ALLLL the way downstairs, besides its really heavy (the dictionary). maybe the GAPAs just made it up.
    who here thinks that Milton Rupines is a Machiavellian scheme dreamed up by the Editors to sew the seeds of strife and dissention among the once-peaceful occupants of the Muse Fan Mail page?

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  135. why isnt I on the Who’s There page? my alter ego is!
    ow! ow! noooooo! dont WANNA go back into subconscious!!
    sorry. that was raaaaaaaaaaandoooooooooooom

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  136. Yes! Conspiracy! I love conspiracies!!!

    The Editors feed on our strife and antagonism, it gives them lots of long letters. Definitely a conspiracy.

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  137. It’s true that strife and antagonism make for lively Muse Mail pages, but I can guarantee that Milton R. was not a product of the editors’ imagination. She Who Must Not Be Named and Samablamablous together couldn’t invent a tenth of the things that you Musers send to the magazine. (Maybe if Rosanne and I helped–but we won’t. We have other fish to fry.)

    As for “cathassus,” see the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Gaboomba.

    Hm. How do you suppose you say “Samablamablous” in Ble? Samblam? Spam?

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  138. Wow. I can’t imagine snow in April, Michelle. Well actually, i can’t imagine snow anytime, not where I live at least. Arizona desert, that is.
    Actually, we did get a few flakes on my birthday one year, and the cacti looked all funny with the white all stuck in their spines.
    You have to fly on Easter? Maybe they will serve chocolte eggs instead of peanuts. Ya right.
    Ive always wanted to go to Alaska….

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  139. SPAM! I love spam! Yay! Squee!

    Speaking of spam, andy and i have evil plot to spam wiki on the last day of skool. all the comps are on the same network, and according to andy they all have the same IP. :twisted:

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  140. I wpuld just like to say that soon ebeth the former but recently rehabilitated lurker will soon be ebeth the recently relapsed lurker. in fact i think she already is. look at all the lurkish stuff shes been doing lately.

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  141. Alaska is really pretty in pictures, but when I grow up I’m moving to a place where they don’t even have a word in their language for snow or ice or slush or freezing. like Costa Rica, where I was SUPPOSED to go this spring break grrrrrrr

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  142. also, GAPAs, please put the LOTR thread back on the front page! No one writes on it but me anymore!

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  143. hnph. because there seems to be no Q&A thread, i will just post my question here:
    Remember that question about what would be the best thing to do in traffic, and the answer was that if everyone took a random route home the traffic would flow better? Well, I have been traveling in traffic for two years now (I go to a private school in Washing to D.C. and live in Baltimore, MD) and have noticed that the thingthat slows down traffic the most is ppl. changing lanes. what does changing lanes have to do with strategic driving ? (if anything)

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  144. I got so angry that there was practicaly no choice of email names i typed in a random bunch of letters. it worked. HaH!

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  145. Hey Robert or Rosanne, I’ve got a question for you.

    While studying genetic engineering for biology, I read that some plants have been given genes from fish. If a person is allergic to fish, would they be allergic to a plant with fish genes?

    If so, this seems to me like it would create several problems, ’cause I also read that genetically engineered food does not say it’s genetically engineered, and if someone who was allergic to fish was also allergic to the fish-plant, then they would be getting an allergic reaction, and they’d have no idea why, and they would keep eating the fish-plant and their reaction could get worse and they could die.

    Anyway, please answer my question as best you can. Thanks!

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  146. hmmm………..I think I’ll go to the OMG-I-NEED-HELP-WITH-MY-HW page to help out Skipper even though it is probably too late…..

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  147. yeah dont ask whatever. i just got 43 books from the library and had to carry them out in a box! waha nyeng nyeng *does bookworm/nerd/geek/loserwithnolife dance*
    i used to be allergic to corn products. they made me really hyper.

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  148. :!:(A-C): I’m BAAAAAAAAAACK! Did you miss me? YEEEEEEEE! YEEEEEEEEE!

    :?: (RRF): Pardon her. We just got back from Ben and Jerry’s, and she had way too much Phish Food. And, to top it all off, she has returned to the computer. This is not a good thing. She’ll probably perish from excitement pretty soon, in fact.

    :!:: *hijacks computer* YEEEEE! PHISH PHOOD PHOREVER! PHORTH EORLINGAS! PHOR JUSTICE, PHREEDOM, AND SUGAAAAAAAAR!

    :?:: *pies A-C and hijacks computer back* Breathe. Breathe. Br–

    :!:: *hits RRF on head with transdimensional mallet and hijacks computer back back* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    :?:: *facepalm* I give up.

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  149. guess what?! I found this really cool hopscotch game!
    here’s the setup and directions:
    setup=7777788888
    7777788888
    6 9
    5 10
    4 11
    12 3
    13 2
    14 1

    well, sort of like that. There are so many 7s and 8s because those squares are bigger.
    What you do is you throw your puck into box 1, and skip it. Jump in order from box 2 to box 14,(you can jump on boxes 12/3 and 4/11 at the same time)

    that’s not all,but I’m abit sick of typing right now

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  150. I’ll put *s
    I forgot
    7777788888
    7777788888
    6************9
    **5********10
    *****4***11
    *****12**3
    **13*******2
    14***********1

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  151. Yeah, I know, (281), it was just an interesting thought that popped into my head…I get those all the time. Sometimes.

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  152. :?::Did you know that you can get Google to display in Pig Latin? Neither did I.

    :!::YEEEEEEE!

    :?:: Ah, shaddup.

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  153. MW and THP,

    Yes, but genes have a lot to do with how an organism makes proteins, and proteins do trigger allergies. It’s a good question.

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  154. ummmmmmmm, ill go try that riiiiiight . . . .now! now! now! now! or maybe later. okay, NOW!!! wait, i dont know how oh well, time for the Simpsons anyway.

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  155. ok so im trying to send this one file to a friend and it is taking forever. just thought i’d let you know.

    i think i’ll send her the ultimate showdown song too. heh heh heh. she’ll get po’d.

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  156. hey, i learned how to decode binary yesterday! guess physics is good for something…

    01010000110000101001010

    actually those are just random 1s + 0s

    mrahr

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  157. Who cares if it’s stupid, potterpuppetpals is also funny.
    151: Yep, that was me.
    I have genes. And jeans.

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  158. Y’know. when we hit 300 posts we make a new one….. sok if there’s not already 300, here we go!

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  159. 249,250-I misheard the word “catharsis” in Flanders and Swann’s immortal monologue “Los Olivados.” This got translated as “cathassus,” and took on the meaning of “chaos, random disorder usually involving Musers” to become part of the title of my (now-dead) site, “Total Cathassus and the Mystery of Everything.” That, my friend, is a boring story.

    Does anyone like Lou Reed?

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  160. we make a new thread when theres 350 not 300 comments.
    ppp is still stupid its dumb

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