That’s the code name for Musers’ secret plan for world domination. It’s so super-ultra-hyper-secret that it doesn’t have to be secret. As you can see from the previous “Mostly Harmless” thread, it is also, like everything else on the blog, more than a bit muddled.
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OK, we use the Yetis to get intot he UN building, and force them to make a Muse representatvie in the UN. Then, we (faely) prove ourselves to the UN, making allies with a whole bunch of countries. Then, with them by our side, we take over the world!
Microscopic nuclear radioactive exploding cute fuzzy death piggies! Of course! What else?
ebeth, that is very likely to backfire and dystory all the Musers. Then the Muses are left to excecute “Mostly Harmless” on their own, and I doubt Koko and Urania would get along well enough to execute it.
Rather, poision hot dogs
No! It’s foolproof! Fuzzy piggies! Fuzzy piggies!!!
GAPA, did i ever send you that fuzzy piggie the PB&J made? If so, now’d be a good time to post it. View the weapon! If not i’ll send it.
Okay, I have an idea for recognizing other “Mostly Harmless” initiates:
In your signature in email put “Pwt pwns”. Put it at the bottom of every email. Put it in your IM profile. Put it on your blog/myspace. Everywhere you go, leave the message “Pwt pwns”. Twill serve as a great recruiting tool, also.
A huge fleet of juggernauts manned (and womanned) by hpbs. Complete with pie cannons.
Pwt pwns.
I think we should create a podcast station and from there take over using it MWHAHAHA!
Pwt pwns.
We should take something over, call attention to our cause. A podcast station, DAW? Hm. Maybe Highlights.
pwt pwns
endorse the podcast idea
Does highlights have some sort of comments page on their website? We could flood it with our opinion about highlights. So the world can see what they are reading. Mwahahahaha.
No, it wouldn’t be spamming! We would be giving them our input, that’s all! Each of us would. We might all hate it in a slightly different way. *puts on angelic expression*
lets start with taking over HIGHLIGHTS ! mwah dislkikes that…thing… (it is not good enought to be called a mag) WE HATES IT!
ok, the reason behind the highlights hating is that when i was little my dad kept trying to get me to read it and i did not want to. i was a wild little kid.
Yes, before we can even think about world domination, we must make our selves more widely known. I think that we should try and get some type of toy company to make products from the magazine, and put little Muse magazine logos on the box.
PODCAST!!!!! COOLNESS!!!!!!!! We could totally make one…
13- Like Muse LEGOs?!? That would be the coolest thing ever….*glances around sneakily* not that I completely adore LEGOs or anything…..
Gwen- Yes, yes YES!!! Tell your friends! Tell everybody! If toy companies make litte Urania and Feather and Chad and Pwt plushies (I doubt we can plsuhifie Kokopelli, hes to… 1-D. Same with Aeiou) we could take over the world with pulshies! Of course, it would cost cricket like, a millon dollars to mass-produce them….
What next? A breakfast cereal? Chewable vitamins?
Possibly, MAP. Though the vitamins would cost like, a billion dollars. So would ceral. We best wait untill we have at least 1 million reader. Like *growls* Highlights.
Another idea: Trading cards. With things featured in the maagzine over the years on them, like Ben Franklin, Tenrecs, Black Holes ect. Rare cards with the Muses on them, too.
I’m in Chicago right now, right near the Muse office. I bet my mom will let me go right up to the building and say, “I am an agent of ‘Mostly Harmless’ “. Want me to do that? I will, anyways.
What’s the address, anyways?
Yes! Let’s eat Kokopelli for breakfast!
No, i say let’s just take over the world. We don’t need all that advertising stuff. That’s one of the things i like about Muse, it’s lack of self-promotion. Every muser WANTS to be a muser. The Musers became musers because they found out about muse some good way, not just a random ad. Their friend said it was good, whatever. Muse belongs to the Musers. Totally.
20) I agree completely
vitamins? hey, we could throw in a little irony + make muse themed anti-psychotics instead!
wheeee! take over the world ! end injustice! and… teach people like midwest educator that muse really is good (really strict teaching. possibly involving more than one pie). I like the “pwt pwns” idea.
Sorry. Didn’t make it to the offices. My mom said they were closed. I’m going to go there on the 14th, when I go see a play.
20- yeah, I agree. I mean, after all, do we really _want_ to blatently commercialize Muse through spinoff products, movies, whatever, thereby making it lose much of its charm? I mean, look what happened to Nat. Geo. Kids! It went all airhead and no substance and all articals about the latest “teen idol”.
Lizzie is right again.
Allright, skipping the advertising, I put “Pwt Pwns” in my subeta signature. I suggest you google “Subeta” to see what I mean.
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I’m going to make a post on Subeta about Muse, and lets go to Amazon.com and give hateful reveiws of highlights!
O my goodness I just watched Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and in the deleted scenes they said that earth was ‘harmless’ and that ford was going to send to the editor the new article which would say ‘mostly harmless’ conicedence? I think not!
24) what play?
Dude, youre frogetting the hypnotizing bunnies. Hang them up in all major galleries…
lizzie is right. we must find someother way. we could train my pet cat to do it. He could also!! he is one freaky cat.we takes over teh world then all we have to do it tickle him and he will pur and give us all his secrets! *evil glances* no! not the no… no!
*faints*
27- Duh, they totally screwed up the HG2G movie
Here’s a long-term plan for world domination:
Keep on looking around, reading, thinking, and asking questions. Learn a lot. Find something you like to do and get really good at it. Get an important job with responsibility for a big chunk of the world. Then, dominate.
Boring, huh? O.K., let’s see what we can do with those hypnotic bunnies…
if we get musers in the following places- prez, over 1/2 of congress, 4 supreme court justices, head of disney, and head of NY times then we will own america. also- if we start taking over the world, i suggest we not mstar with that little isaland whatsitcalled off spain cause everyone else who wants to take over the world is doing that and there’d be to much competition.
Mehehe. I will attack the Muse offices with my army of sharp-teethed Tamagotchi!!
(34) If you attack Muse, I’ll sick my guinea pig on you!
17-Ooh, trading cards! J’aime.
20-Muse belongs to the editors, dum-dum. That was obvious from the beginning, Ebeth-chan.
25-Do we want to blatantly make money? Ja, O Pukon.
27-That’s where the plan name is from. It’s the title of Book 5 in the trilogy. Nice one, DAW.
34-A Tamagotchi bit me once. It was painful. The editors have to type, remember?
36-I have but three words: Cat/Dog Issues.
Let’s get a Comcast Digital Cable channel. We can hypnotize them.
Has everyone written their hateful reveiws of Highlights? Do it here (amazon link: allowed… right?):
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00008IHFC/qid=1149464557/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/002-0602652-6001630?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=599858
I worte mine a long time ago, it never showed up. Mine was:
Wosr magazine EVER> The stories and CHEESY the poems are CHEESEY and theres no actual infomration. If you have asmart kid, give them Muse or National Widlife. Don’t wate time and money on Highlights.
Have now. Here ’tis
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. Aka DOWN WITH HIGHLIGHTS!
Highlights is quite possibly the most completely unhelpful and unentertaining magazine i’ve ever read. It isn’t funny, and it’s often patronizing and tries too hard to include everybody. It isn’t educational at all. If you want your child to grow and develop, don’t get highlights. If you want your child to be an average, ordinary, everyday person who is content with reading insultingly easy little stories that are complete gas and bunk, go ahead. The inanity of this magazine would be amusing if it weren’t so pathetic. Don’t get this magazine! Your brain is a special thing-don’t let it deteriorate completely. You have been warned.
Let’s dominate Cricket magazine. They keep printing okay stories that I’ve already read, boring science stories about things that would be interesting if Muse did stories on them, and okay stories that are in parts, and so are too far apart to remember the plot.
Plus they keep printing letters from religious fanatics saying that they pray 435 times a day and are deeply offended by the articles about science. Then they sign their letters with “Your #1 Fan”.
So let’s get ’em! I say that we inject Cricket magazine with grammasites. They won’t stand a chance! Haharrr!
NONO! Cricket is from the publishers of Muse. If we attack them, its like attacking Muses sister! Focus on Highlights, people, HIGHLIGHTS!!!
OK, search “Highlights For Children” on google, and find every place you can find where you can reveiw Highlights!
Yay…the 42nd post…but anyway! How about harnessing the power of all of the top 40/hit radio stations? The songs on those stations are sung by thousands, maybe millions of people all over the world. If we could compose our own songs with subliminal messages about Muse and musers taking over the world in them and then play those songs on hit radio stations everywhere, people would eventually become brainwashed by the lyrics and and support our cause wholeheartedly.
i think the posistion of power idea is most likely to succed
I get cricket and think its okay, but the stories are beginning to get a little immature. I don’t think they should try and do science, thier better at literature stories…
What about INDY? Down w/ PC!
Operation Mostly Harmless:
Get the Editors to publish a special “Mostly Harmless” issue of Muse. It will include what is wrong with the world, what should be done to change it, why Musers should be the ones to make the changes, and what non-Musers can to become Musers (ie read Muse and lots of other things, as well as being imaginative, creative and thinky)
Publish 6 billion copies if this issue (on 100% recycled paper, of course).
Get Musers all over the world to dress up in their super sheek looking black ninja outfits.
On the same night, Musers all over the world will deliver a copy of this special Muse issue to every single person in the world’s doorstep, and to those people that don’t have doorsteps, they will get it some other way. Ok, we won’t be able to do exactly all on the same night because f the time diff, but whatever.
Publish the issue in all different languages, and dictate it to those who don’t read. Slip it into textbooks, replace waiting room magazines with it, fold it into the neighbour’s morining paper. Keep spreading the message until finally the world gets it.
OK, so the plan need some work. Here’s the first step: what is the Mostly Harmless purpose, the thing we want to conquer the world for?
I agree with Zyviva. We should fight the system from within. While some of us are working on being all politically, the rest of us can make ourselves crud-loads of money to donate to the cause. Since we’re all going to be making tons of money anyway, why not put it to good use? After all, we are Musers. We’re of a higher breed.
Am I a Muser even if the magazine is sent to my brother? Is this something I should worry about?
Don’t worry, Vera. You read Muse, your a Muser ^.^
And SN, we want to take over the world
1. To overthrow curropt leaders
2. Because its fun
3. Because we can
46: We want to conquer the world because we can and we are musers you don’t see cricketers trying to do this or cicadas?And the purpose is to be able to control and get what we want done like no homework and more muse issues and higlights eliminiated
47-Mine says my name and my brother’s, but he is most definitely not a muser. He only reads Koko+Co and Bo’s page, and all the mags are in my room. He didn’t even care about his name being on there, that was my mom.
Going off on a tangent here (Arr! Math! Die!) don’t you hate it how your mom always tries to get you to include your lb even if he doesn’t WANT to be included? And then she ends up making him. He doesn’t want to be there, you don’t want him there, your friends don’t want him there, the world would be a happier place all around if he wasn’t. And yet there he is, because mom forced him. Grrr.
i hate that.
Anyway.
Let’s take the world away from the moms. All hail the Ko-konspiracy! *blows on kazoo, the konspirators’ official instrument*
yes – take over highlights!!
What would Highlights look like under Muser rule?
soooo…. what’s crackin here? i’ve been gone for a bit….
get a muser as president. get rs into every major spot in the un. once we have infiltrated every major organization, start educating people in the ways of muse. eventually, we will ban all weopons except for pies. this will be big boost to the economy as well and bakers will be filthy rich. i think we can say that we have successfuly taken over the world then
52- Muse, of course. Like when you get a different magazine and a change-of-subscription notice in place of one to which you had been subscribing.
55: Why don’t we just do that now to all the Highlights subscribers now?
Except for the fact it would take out alot of money
Dude: Highlights is 60 yrs old. Muse: Almost 10. It will be hard to take over highlights. But, we can do it. First: Highlights. Then: NG Kids. Then, Time For Kids, then, THE WORLD!!!!
The edge we have: Muse readers read cover to cover, but Highlights subscribers only read the back cover. We kow out mag: Highlighters don’t.
NOW: Find any and all Highlights reveiw places. My Highlights reveiw was rejected on amazon, but FFs got in, and YOURS can get in too!
*Putting on his Voice of Experience hat, something he almost never does*
I appreciate your zeal, but I don’t see how publicly trashing Highlights will do any good. I think it’s more likely to make Musers look mean and snarky. Besides, somebody must like them, if they’re selling a million issues a month. There must be a more effective way to tell the world that you think you’ve found something better.
58: Guess you are right wasn’t planning on doing it. Anyway there is one and I saw it.
hmmmmmmmmmmmm what else?
Hmmmmm….. Maybe you could bring Muse into a doctors office, and leave a subsciption card lying around. Then, take highlights and throw it in the trash.
Or, better yet, take Highlights and replace it with Cricket. There ae ads for Muse inside Cricket, and Cricket and Highlgihts are practiaclly the same thing (Excpet for the fact that people accually read Cricket)
me? i didnt post a review…
46- i dont have a super sleek ninja outfit either.
Yeah great Idea!
muddle-d
is this the real life
is this just fantasy
caught in a landside
no escape from reality
open your eyes
look up to the sky and see
i’m just a poor boy
i need no sympathy
because i’m easy come
easy go
little high
little low
any way the wind blows
doesn’t really matter
to me…
i love Bohemian Raphsody by Queen
ohkay–how are we going about taking over the universe and such?? should we attempt to take over IM first, then email, then the remainder of the internet excluding search engines (because you cant really take them over)?
or maybe just all the forums. we should post something on every forum we can find!! yeah!!
how about- KOKO……………… uhm………..somebody else come up with what to write……
fuzzy piggies??
HEY! LETS POST THAT ON EVERYTHING
“mostly harmless fuzzy pigges shall take over the universe”
we should do it tomarrow, 06/06/06!!!!!!! :O :O really! everyone from Museblog should try to find as many forums as they can and write the above phrase EVERYWHERE!!!!!
58-I agree completely, except that i hate highlights with a bitter passion. It has nothing to do with muse. Or at least, very little. Muse just gives me opportunity.
I like the idea of taking Highlights and Musifying it. The Muses could have a lot of fun with Goofus and Gallant, especially Kokopelli.
It’s too bad Larry Gonick doesn’t draw parodies. Back when the Powerpuff Girls were big, I suggested that they should meet the Muses and get thoroughly pummeled (and pied). He wouldn’t hear of it–isn’t interested in taking on popular culture, he said. “Lard of the Rings” remains the single glorious exception.
I put it in my Subeta sig, and in my Subeta shop. Google “Subeta”. Very cool petsite, like neopets only more mature. the majority of people are over 16.
Lard of the Rings was AMAZING. Absolutely incredible. But i can see how he wouldn’t want to do that a lot.
64-MG and i are a fair way towards taking over IM-or at least seriously freaking people out. We stalk so many poor, random, innocent people.
Y’all should try it. It’s fun. Mebbe one day you stumble on me and i can stalk you for the rest of your lives. *evil cackle*
64-Yes.
52,67-Highlights, the Magazine For The Younger Siblings Of Kids Who Read At Baseball Games! This Issue: How To Create a Gamma Ray Blaster Out Of 6 Rubber Bands And A Furball, Kenny and Mark’s Relationship Is Aggressively Psychoanalyzed, Why Do Baboons Have Colorful Bottoms? and the special feature, Kokopelli Goes To The Labrato-I mean, Seashore. Yeah, seashore. Featuring Robert Coontz, Larry Gonick, Queenie J, and the rest of the MBMBMB, MuseBlog Mind-Boggling Maniac-Brunkers.
Mr. Gonick, you should draw parodies. I think you should exercise your talents. The world would like to see Chad build the machine for The Prisoner!
The Prisoner? As in “You are in the Village”? Pennyfarthing bicycles? “I am not a number. I am a free man!”? That prisoner?
I wrote a disparaging review of Highlights. It was fun.
Hey all i am at the library with my friend. Everything she says will be in italics, kay?
Remind me the next tine we go to the library.
. Maybe, we’ll see.
(Wow this is a really long post…Virtual Choklit to those who read it all. To recive your Choklit, type this at the bottom of your next post. “Randomness with yummy pink peach jello and BLTs I threw your mother out the window!” Okey-day?)
‘Kay! woah… the MUSEBLOG! iv heard about it, but… JADESTONE is asposed to give me a subscription to muse so’s i cn join, but…
Sorry. I keep forgetting the subscription card in my backpack which is now at the bottom of my closet sence school is over.
alright, ill b sure to *eyes jadestone evilly*
Yes arn’t my friends so loving? Ah well- oh wait she want to type
Heck yes! we ♥ you, J…adestone. platonically, of course
Hey, you allmost let my name slip. Sorta. But oh well. I feel so loved…*happydance*
*hugs J…adestone* oops. again.
Thank you. Now…back to taking over the world. Well, durring the last quarter of the school year I wrote on all of my papers(instead of my name normally) “Jadestone” the soon-to-be supreme ruler of the Universe. I also wrote stuff like “Jadestone” who does not like grammer, not at all and-
*interjection by “friend”* it was freekin hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and then our teacher started-
*interjection by Jadestone* Well, after I wrote “Jadestone” who is thinking of overtaking Canada and possibly Sweden, he wrote on the bottom of my test(yes, i wrote that on my test) “No way- I rule North America!” And it was an ongoinmg battle between me and him for ownership of the world. I won.
but Jadestone allowed me Mars.
Yeah. Hmmm…Ebeth knows this friend. Bet she can guess who from the whole “I want Mars” thing.
probly *silly tongueface that i don’t know how to make here*
Actually, I think it’s just
yep… i like randomness… i had a journal once…
THE JOURNAL OF RANDOM THOUGHTS!!! Oh how I miss it…*snibble* I need some Kleenex…
jadestone cant spell for BEANS!!! but, n e wayz, we hav the Sciene Note book now. Yes, Sciene. we labled it sciene bcuz we were trying to name it science, but mipselled it. jadestone’s word(mipselled) hm… i cant do arrows here?
Nope. Anything behind the crocadiles gets deleted. Anywhee, the Journal Of Random Thoughts (fondly referred to as JORT) got taken away, and aparently someone *coughDarriencough* wrote bad things in it. So they too-
that was only jort volume II – the 1st one lived a full life and retired when it had no pages left. the Jortv2 was then replaced by sciene. we dont give up easily.
No we dont. Oh yeah! Well anyway they took jortv2 away and didnt give it back.
sure, jadestone… *starts giggling insanely 4 absolutely no reason!*
*Joins in with “friend”* Bye all! Unless we post again. Which is likely.
come back to pie wars!
#5- What does pwt pwns mean? Nobody has been kind enough to tell me.
#73- I currently have Austrailia. I bought it from a friend a while ago.
I have a map that I can donate to the cause!
Pwt is the Muse of Animals. The verb “to pwn” is explained on (of course) Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwn
i still don’t know how to pronounce it…
What about collecting Highlights and inflicting them on ppl we hate? I had highlights inflicted on me for a few years by my grandparents and then they swithched my to Muse a year to late… I DONATED the leftover mags to a friends little sister (i had saved them ALL in a shoebox). Never heard from her aagain. Mabe it worked. We should try that…
Mwahaha, i know jadestone’s mysterious friend. On xanga. Btw, update!!!
Randomness with yummy pink peach jello and BLTs I threw your mother out the window!
Ah, the joys of wiki…
Hi, I just came in from pie wars- what are we talking about??
Gwen’s Ideas for World Domination
First, we have to make ourselves better known!I say, we start out like every other highly commercialized, capitalist idea. As soon as we have earned a way into the hearts of the masses, who hold now hold us far above MySpace and all other pop culture icons, we must reveal our true colors. They will be so spellbound by our previous cuteness and snappy banter that they will be willing to follow the change in our theme from “coolness” and “popularity” to everything that all true Musers (the ones involved in the making of this plot) hold dear and constant. Now, there are going to be suspicious people who are like us when it comes to widely-liked things. We need to scout those people out and introduce them to the true Muse way before everyone else. These people will surely be brilliant Musers if they are anything like us.
I shalt continue later. ‘Tis dinner. Very late dinner.
………..
79- We can’t. Didn’t you see my Goodbye Forever post? Well, the same goes for her. *looks around sneakily*
To find her new Xanga look for her name without spaces, I think...And here’s your Choklit! *Send ebeth virtual Choklit*81- I agree. We need a way to make muse, and therefore ourselves, better known. Allthough, if more people read muse then it will be like gen 5 all over again, so maybe we would need stricter rules (or possibly a chatroom for all the 1-word comment people…Yeah, a seprate chatroom for that kind of stuff would be good…)
i have not seen a single issue of highlights, and am too lazy to google it.
plz explain the horror of this mag
DandelionsAreWildflowers- seriously, don’t do that. What good did it do? None. How did it contribute to the post? it did not. Sorry to reprimand you but it’s kind of annoying and things like that are why MG quit. Sorry! Almost-blank posts drive me CRAZY! but still…
(81) Risky, but clever. We risk actually becoming a horrible commercial mainstream thing by pretending to be one. But I see your strategy, and I like it.
Randomness with yummy pink peach jello and BLTs I threw your mother out the windowAlternative suggestions for world domination :
Start with MUSE, the Movie. Starring Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Tom Cruise, and all the other Big Names you’ve ever heard of. Include lots of in-jokes and back-references to the mag, so that anyone who wants to be cool HAS to subscribe. Put in some political and religious stuff so that plenty of kids will be banned from seeing it by their parents. That will ensure its success.
Sell vast quantities of crass merchandising through McDonald’s and various other disreputable global brands. There’s your revenue stream.
Get Brad Pitt elected to Senate, as a first step to becoming President. He will, of course, be secretly implanted with a mind control device.
Once he’s installed in the White House, we’ve won. Then we just have to come up with some policies. That may be the difficult part.
Hmmm, yes that could work. But I ask you: If Brad Pitt is elected to Senate, and then becomes president, what will happen to the state of our country? As I read/heard on a radio station/book/comic/TV/somthing or other: In other news, President, Angelina Jolie(or some other big-shot star) has now made it illigal to weigh more than 150 pounds. This will be my last brodcast….
87- *Choklit*
83- Yeah, you can find my dA
by searching for my name without spaces. But it’s not that goode.88- Could we mind-control Manson, too? He already has a huge mind-drained following. As in Marylin, not Charles…then againe, if we only let the latter have pies….
89- In a prenuptual agreement? I read something about how those freaks make strange agreements like that…
91-Found it. Can’t comment though, not a member. Ah well, i shall just stalk you then.
All this mainstream stuff sounds risky. Do i smell another Lotr or star wars? It’d be tricky. Would be effective though.
Sorry bird
I was in a rush and couldn’t think ’cause I was extremely confuzed by jadestone’s post
hmmmm what else
Sorry ::DandelionsAreWildflowers::. What was so cunfuzzling? I could try to make it less so, if you like.
92-
yeah I’m scared now. Being stalked officially and all…
No that HUGE post
There’s definitely a way to become mainstream but still secretly be the farthest thing from mainstream. It would take a lot of focus and determination. But I think we could do it if we really tried. I like PB&J’s movie idea. That could be extremely helpful.
Not one hundred percent sure what to do after we’ve become a major pop icon. Any ideas?
96-Ahhh. Yes, well basicly I was at the Library with my friend and we took turns typeing. She wrote in italics and I wrote normal.
Well, by then the next generation is following our every whim. Then have well-beloved musers run for president of each democratic country, and have others just take over and become dictators in the non-democratic countries. Then we are ruling the world.
Incedentally, what are we going to do after we have control? Besides make Muse mandatory of course. Does anybody know?
SHERLOCK HOLMES THREAD NOW!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE????
*dons deerstalker hat like holmes has;follows GAPAs around with Magnifying glass*
WE HAVE NOT HAD A NEW THREAD FOR AGES;NOT A ONE!!!!!
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
Why, Elementary, my dear Musers!
WE NEED A SHERLOCK THREAD!!!!!!!
*goes rabid like a rabid Sherlock Fan*
If we make this muse movie we will have to work with all the idiot movie stars. the horrors! hm… what does this have to do with highlights?
i assume that we are going to take over highlights as well as the qorld?
Dandelions AreWildflowers- sorry, i have just have this issue with ‘…………’ ‘probly because a friend of mine would always send me e-mails just saying that. :)!
We can outlaw all sorts of stupid things. Like smoking. And lower the age of legal adults and voting to 16. Or thereabouts. And rename the country!!!!
All that “legal age for voting and driving” is just kinda stupid. I mean, some kids (coughcoughMuserscough) are just as responsible or more so than adults, and watch political debates, and think about things. Only reason that the government has a legal voting age is that not many kids are like that. Which sets me on a rant.
Okay, really, what’s with presidents? Have you noticed that someone must be over, like forty years old, and born in the US. Really. Is a US born forty-year-old gonna be any better at presidenting than a Spanish thirtysomething? No. Which is why we shouldn’t start Mostly Harmless in the US; it’s to blockheady and stubborn to stay away from things that are good for it. I mean, junk food, celebrities, crushingly mean people. Let’s start with countries like Iceland.
Look at what Wikipedia says about Iceland:
Iceland’s literacy rate is among the highest in the world (100%! Come on.), and a love of literature, art, chess, and other intellectual pursuits is widespread.
Over 99% of the country’s electricity is produced from hydropower and geothermal energy. (Yes! Enviromentally minded people!)
Icelandic society and culture is very “woman friendly,” with many women in leadership positions in government and business (just more proof for the female gender).
See? Aren’t these the kinds of people who make perfect Musers? And there’s more like them. You just have to look.
Yeah! Hmmm…Amuseica?
Musearica? Amerimuse?
Yeah rename the country. Gotta like that Idea. United states of America is super wierd, cheesy, and wierd agian. (just the name) Now, what to call our new country. The United Pie? Uuum… I can’t think of anything. And I like the idea of outlawing stupid stuff. How about we outlaw guns???
103- w00t. Let’s start there. Now, how would I go about getting there…*ponders*
106- Indeed! All non-pie weapons will be outlawed!
(104),
Hmm… Amusica. An amusing place with lots of music. I like the sound of that.
Or Kokonino County. “The United States of Kokonino County.” The only problem is that there already is a Coconino County, in Arizona.
Or Mostly Harmless? “Welcome to Mostly Harmless.” It would be fun to put that on a passport.
We should put mind control chips in the most popular food in the world; Chocolate!! then having 98% of the population controlled, the 98% of the population in control would convince the other 2% into eating chocolte then we would have al the people in the world(aside from musers, they would be warned against eating chocolate forr a while) at our command. then we would put Kokepeli as official ruler of the world, and put Pwt as the vice ruler of the world. Home work would be abbolished and the only weapon allowed in the world would be pies. There would be a world wide muse day when all the people in the world will read muse, do museish things, worship muse, ect. highlights would promptly be made more museish, as would all magazines. there would also be a national pie throwing day where you can throw pies all day long at whoever you want. also more parks would be made, with fences around them so dogs could run around and inventer would be made to start cracking on an electronic otomatic dog dung picker upper. more land would be ccreated for animals and zoo’s would be abbolished! sounds cool huh??
I like the name amusica. and 103- that is so totaly correct. I agree with you totaly!!!
how about Musaica?
108.
OooH, i’ve been to Coconino County, and i have a nagging feeling that Mr. Gonick got his inspiration for the name from there!
103.
Yes, i like that idea! Start the revolution in Iceland, then spread it to the rest of the WORLD! MWahahahHAHAHA!
And once we take over a country, we re-name it with a more Muse-ish title. That way, we can use all the cool names we have come up with!
Iceland is indeed a froody place, and the offshore volcanoes on the Mid-Atlantic Ridge are making new land all the time. What’s more, many Icelanders speak excellent English. It’s surprising that there aren’t more Musers there already.
I wonder whether Björk reads Muse. It’s possible…
I just wrote my review for highlights, this is how it went:
Highlights, to any one that could possibly be reading this review, stinks. It’s cheasy, boring, lame, anoying, and downright stupid. I mean, it makes you wonder what’s the point? Why are children all over supposed to like it? How can they find entertainment in looking for “hidden” pictures that a worm with it’s head chopped off could find. Why? Think what I’m saying is stupid, think it wrong, think it awfull, but if an adult finds a magazine boring, chances are so will their child. And another thing is if a child grows up thinking highlightsis a good challenging wonderful thing, they will never see the things that are actually challanging, in the right light. Highlights pictures and drawings are cheasy, dipicting a fish grinning idioticly as it hangs from a hook. Also, if you could chew on words, highlight’s poems would most likely taste like dog dung that a mule vomited on. In short, not very plesent. So please, don’t waste you time money, or most importantly, your mind on this. A child’d mind is a very precious thing, don’t waste it.
Björk is cool! I bet you she does read Muse. She’s froody like that.
Iceland sounds like a good place to start. I say, we start up the Muse Academy, to educate people in all things Muserly.
We could use the Internet somehow to control people’s computers to download Muse-ish things and go the https://musefanpage.com/ upon start up.
We should make the Muse Academy. Iceland is awesome.
103: The presidential age is 35.
We studied the Constitution in Social Studies, and I believe the presidential age is 39. But I could be wrong.
One of the reasons Iceland has such a high literacy rate is there’s not so many people. But they are still cool.
When we take over highlights, can we inundate them with Sherlock Holmes stories???
But we want Iceland on our side, so lets not force Sherlock Holmes upon them. If they want to read it, good for them. Now, could we build the Acadamy(or one of them) in Iceland? I think that the Icelanders would like it, seeing as how their so Museish.
Thank you for all your support. I suggest we allow most places to stay the way they are, or we will be inviting a rebellion by those very unMuserly kinds of people who make up the vast majority of the planet. How about simply changing the things which are very bad, like war? Anyway, if we rule the whole world, there won’t, in theory, be anyone to fight the wars against. So lets leave things mostly how they are, but change the bad things like guns (outlaw ’em), stealing (if we make it so that everybody has what they need, no one will steal. Hopefully.), and all those other things. And- oops, gotta go. Finish later.
(122) I think that’s a good point, VF. Also there’s that whole “absolute power corrupts absolutely* thing, right? Those who want to have power are the least qualified to have it?
I think we should go for a more general approach. Instead of trying to get ourselves, specifically, in power, we should just try and get Muse-Thought to be the way of thinking. We should set up a web of Muse Academies all over the world, headquarters in Iceland. The more people are educated in the way of Muse, the less people are likely to do un-Muserish things. (Like going to war, stealing, killing, be intolerant, etc.)
We might have to quell rebellions…..by giving out free pie…
Do you know that the native Iceland language (Icelandic) is the language most closely related to Nordic (what Vikings spoke) in the world? Isn’t that cool?
It’s very close to Old Norse, from what I’ve heard. And they still have the letters edh and thorn in their alphabet.
Whoopsie, got the name wrong. But don’t think that just because Iceland’s language is like the Vikings’, that they are violent, smelly, rather unintelligent and wear funny hats with horns on them in Iceland. From what I know, the whole “funny-hats-with-horns” thing is just a stereotype, and the Norse people didn’t do that at all.
127- I’m pretty sure they didn’t actually wear horn-decorated hats….*searches Wikipedia* No.
“Apart from two or three representations of (ritual) helmets with protrusions that may be either snakes or horns, no depiction of Viking Age warriors’ helmets, and no actually preserved helmet, has horns. In fact, the formal close-quarters style of Viking combat (either in shield walls or aboard “ship islands”) would have made horned helmets cumbersome and hazardous to the warrior’s own side.” I found it here. Look under, “Popular Myths.”
Cool. Woah…
GRRRRR!!! Daja’ vu of Daja’ vu! I hate when that happens! But seriously, this seems like a discussion we had before. *hids in bed* Leave me and my poor muddled mind alone..*snibble*
Urania (as my heading on the rpg usually reads)
When I’m on the RPG there’s a lot of Daja’ vu momens. I always get into the same arguments with Kokopelli and Sauron. They won’t stop breaking the laws of physics to get their way.
Now I’m me again
(129) I LOVE making my mind muddled! Thinking too much is one of my favorite hobbies. I almost degsined a perpetual motion machinde that creates energy once. My science teacher showed my why it wouldn’t work, thouth. It could still run forever, though, if it was in a perfect vaccume.
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we shouold definitly ban all weopons except for pies.
What i heard about Vikings was that they attacked some priests thingie and the priests saw them as devels so they gave them horns.As the priests were the best people at recording things then they we thought to have horns. how happy… *i am insane*
132-The Vikings are boooring compared to the Gauls, the Goths, the Mongols, the Huns, and the Guria.
It’s deja vu. Which is not actually a word in French. I found that out the hard way.
What way would that be? (the hard way i mean)
But the Vikings arrived in North America long before Colombus. We should change Colombus Day to Viking Day.
77)– Puh-wut Puh-wins only not as slow: say it all in one breath.
Randomness with yummy pink peach jello and BLTs I threw your mother out the window!
See I read what’s up before I post and FYI I am a newbie and I live in Mexico which is not the right way to spell it– you can’t do accents on this blog. SHIBOOT!!
Incase you didn’t get that that is Ibe Which you make by putting the sound “IBE” before every vowel.
I think we should sic Highlights on those girls who wrote to MUSE, “Tifaney and Laney” I put their names in quotes because a friend said she bets it is just a pair of grownups who object to kids having brains in their heads. Let’s sic Highlights on them and everyone like them.
I also propose that if any Musers are talking about MH infront of any opposition we should Pig-Latin our words then Ibe ’em. Search pig latin on (please put that link in it’s yahoo kids an it’s pretty cool) to see diffrent types of PL. We’ll have to agree on one…
I’m gonna think about all my difrent MH plans and I’ll post the best ones l8r.
bye-ya
PWT PWNS!!!
OOPS I MEAN PUH-WUNS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
I AM NOT SCREAMING I’M JUST IN A HURRY
LET’S MAKE A MH CODEBOOK!
103– YEAH!
136-I prefer “powns” owns with a p in front of it. Much easier.
Oh yes, and *pies NR*
Let’s make everybody listen to Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band until they go insane. (Guess which song Ebeth has stuck in her head right now? Why do i have perpetual music going on in my head anyway? Maybe i should go back to the room with the squishy walls…that was fun…)
Hello, NostradamusRocker! *pies* Mexico? That’s cool! I’m going there for vacation! My español is not that great, though.
That sounds like fun…the coding, I mean…You can get some accents on the blog…there are paste-ins in the Coy Woodnesse thread, or you can just hold down the Alt key and use the codes on the number pad:
Alt+164=ñ
Alt+165=Ñ
Alt+130=é
Alt+160=á
Alt+161=Ã
Alt+162=ó
Alt+163=ú
There are more, but I’m feeling rather lazy.
136- You rock NostradamusRocker! Congrats on reading all the posts. Not everyone does that. *sends NostradamusRocker double Choklit*
139- Thank you. Now I have the “I get by with a little help from my friends” one stuck in my head. Thank you very much.
And whats wrong with the room with squishey walls?! It was a mistake, okay? A mistake.
133- “deja vu” is not one word, but “deja” and “vu” are. “Deja” means “already” and “vu” means “seen”
Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts club band,
we hope have enjoyed the show
we’re Sgt. Pepper’s one and only lonely hearts club band
we’re sorry but it’s time to go…
Welcome, NR! Mexico, that’s cool. I love Mexico. I live in AZ, so it’s only a few hours drive from here. Which state do you live in?
I pronounce it “pown”
technically vu is actually the past partciple of voir- to see. you would have to use another verb with it (avoir) in either the present, the imperfect or the conditional tenses but that was probably more thany you needed to know. For example: J’ai deja vu ca ( I allready saw that) or J’avais deja vu ca (I’ve allready seen that) or J’aurais deja vu ca (I would have allready seen that) ca usually has a cedil (the little squggily thing) on the c and is pronouced sah.
It can also be used as an adjective, can’t it? I.e., “seen.” So to call something déjà vu is to say that it’s been “seen before,” n’est-ce pas?
Here’s a cedilla for you: ç .
…For the benefit of Mr. Kite, there will be a show tonight on trampoline…
pwt pwns
Yes i’m joining “Mostly Harmless” because I think it’s going to suceed. I even have a foolproof plan- declare ourselves leaders of the world, and pie anyone who tries to stop us.
alan- That may not work. We may have pies, but commie Russia has the bomb.
139- It was twenty years ago today
Sargent Pepper tought the band to play
they’ve been going in and out of style.. etc
By the way, did you know that Billy Preston (the fifth beatle; played with them on the entire Let it Be album) died last week? I just found out. I was at camp and so had no newpapers..
149- commie Russia doesn’t exist any more. They stopped being communist and their economy immediatly collapsed sometime in the 90s.
150- Yeah, I heard that he died…
Whatever. They still have the bomb. The uS does, too. And Iran. and North Korea.
And please note that our having atomic bombs did not prevent the terrorist attacks on 9/11. And we didn’t use them in retalliation (sp?). So they’re pretty much an empty threat.
Yeti, we can make them dynamite and whipped cream pies. They were involved in one of the winning entries (sp?) of the “A Cunning Plan” contest in Muse.
pwt pwns
I, Supermuse (You’ll never find out who I am) will pound anyone who resists us to death. pwt pwns. I will pie anyone who finds out my secret idenity. I have a plan for “Mostly Harmless”. We invent a hypno/mind control ray, load it (and Mostly Harmless) on a spaceship, then fly into space and fire it at earth. Then we’ll have suceeded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Check out the last couple posts on “GAPA Reunion, Continued” to see my awesome idea.
(153) Mmm, I wouldn’t call enough nuclear power to blow up the world multiple times an empty threat. I think a nuclear bomb could probably kill more people than the number that died on 9/11, so automatically using one as retalliation doesn’t exactly makes sense. And who exactly whould we have bombed any way? It’s not like there was one specific country responsible for the attacks, it was a terrorist organization spread out all over, so a bomb isn’t an good method, is it. We would have just ended killing a huge number of innocent civilians and a small number of terrorists, if we got lucky. That’s why they didn’t use the bomb (and why, in my opinion, the bomb is a bad idea in general)
Sorry, that was a longer rant than you needed. *goes off to lurk for a while*
Osama. Yeah, the bomb is one of the worst ideas ever. I guess my point was that a lot of countries have them, but are only holding onto them out of paranoia. But I seriously doubt any will be used in the near future…hopefully…
pwt pwns
I’m Supermuse again. Can anyone figuere out my secret idenity? Does anyone like my idea? Alan’s idea of exploding pies is pretty good. Ok, I’ll tell you who I am- I’m alan! pwt pwns (149) We SHOULD use exploding pies!
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What’s the dope about hypnotic bunnies? I have a great way to use them- put them on letters to the major leaders of countries telling them to use TV to broadcast them throughout the country. Then we’ll have enslaved most of the world population! Then we can use them as an army to use the bunnies to finish the job.
Why don’t we put sublinal messages in the media or we put magazines everywhere!
is “mostly harmless” really about controlling the minds of the world population? I thought it (and Muse) was about getting people to think, not just mindlessly accept everything told to them…
We’re not trying to get people to accept everything. We just want them to accept world domination by musers.
Okay, maybe that wasn’t a good idea, but I think my first idea is. WE PIE ANYONE WHO RESISTS! And even though Russia’s got the bomb, we can use exploding pies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forget the bombs and exploding pies!!! I thought we were going to outlaw weapons. Come on guys. No weapon exceept for regular pies
…Unless they explode into billions of berries. Or any other pie filling, really…
Well…..
I think we should put muse magazines everywhere and when someone picks it up they are taken to a muser station in that area and then retaught and learn the way of the musers. Then we Bribe all major countries to get rid of there weapons and we (Supposedbly) would give them somthing better but in actuallity we would give them pie and new bakeries
How would you teach someone the the Way of the Musers? What would the lessons cover? Just curious.
I have no clue but like we would force our museness onto them by making read muse I guess and teach them all of our words and stuff
kind of lke what I learned when I first got here ^_^
Maybe they could cover…
1. The muses
2. What Dandelions said
3. About MuseMail
4. About Museblog (Of course!)
5. All the knowledge of the magazine and where to find things.
Anything else?
The Way of the Musers:
1. Asking questions
2. Listening to all ideas
3. Reading heaps and heaps
4. Being nice
5. Thinking for yourself
Yes, and:
1. Listen to nice music
2. Enjoy the simple things
3. Don’t judge a book by it’s cover (Literally and metaphorically)
4. Laugh as mush as possible
5. Love others as you do yourself.
and:
1. Free pie for all.
2. Respect for all ideas/people/beliefs.
3. The assimilation of Highlights.
4. Utopian policies.
5. All non-pie wars/weapons abolished and funding used for scientific means.
[yes, this is sounding a bit like the world of Star Trek…so…]
6. Protecting Florida from the Xindi.
also:
1. Dont become too material
2. Care
3. Express yourself
4. Live every day as if it is your last day on earth.
Capricious,
Number 4 sounds a bit frantic. How about if I live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays as if they are my last day on earth, and live Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays as if I’m going to live forever? Then on Sunday I’ll just read and nap and noodle around and check the blog every once in a while.
Hmmm, how about being incredibly random and amusing and brilliant and generally fun to be around? Practise good values, think about things so hard they become philosophical in some way, etc, etc, etc…
Ah yes, I concur- no weapons except for pies. Smart, Smarter and Smartest….The nicer ones would be lemon- merange with mostly the merange left. The meaner ones would be frozen cherry pies. Also, stale doughnuts would be a particularly nasty projectile to be a target for. The resisters should have these thrown at them and should get a daily dowse in sythetic prune juice. Also, their hats can be taken away for Devil to pee in, then stuck back on their filthy heads.
#139- I have better songs to get stuck in everyone’s heads: The “Weird Al” Show theme song, “Drowse” by Queen, “We Are the Champions” by Queen, the creepy meowing in “Delilah” by Queen, “You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)” by The Beatles, “Wild Honey Pie” by The Beatles, The Never-Ending Song, the German versions of “I Want To Hold Your Hand” and “She Loves You” by The Beatles, the creepy refrain chant in “Lola” by The Kinks, “Boris the Spider” by The Who, “Lazing On A Sunday Afternoon” by Queen….All those are MUCHO annoying. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! *devilish-MH-plotting*
People like me!!! yay!!!! I live in Baja California Sur!!!!!!!!!!
For this “Pwt Pwns” idea I think; “Pwt Pwns” after every form of puntuation we should write the phrase “Pwt Pwns.” “Pwt Pwns”
If we do this on a test, “Pwt Pwns” the testgraders will wonder what “Pwt Pwns” are and will send us a letter asking what are we writing and all we will do is give the the URL to this Muse Blog page. “Pwt Pwns”
Also, “Pwt Pwns” we shouldn’t go with this whole “brainwashing” idea because this is what we’re fighting against started. “Pwt Pwns” What we have to do is go to Iceland politely ask their litaturely educated leader(s) can your delightful country betaught in the name of Muse? “Pwt Pwns” When he/she regretfully asks “What is Muse?” “Pwt Pwns”
We will give he/she a delightful Muse and then he/she will say “Of course you can educate my country in the ways of Muse” “Pwt Pwns”
Once that is over and done with America will copy the ways of the Iceland people because know they seem to be better of than everyone else. “Pwt Pwns” Soon everyone will copy off of Iceland and we will rule the world! Then, “Pwt Pwns” we will DESTROY Highlights! “Pwt Pwns” That is how we will take over the world. “Pwt Pwns” Except we won’t be in charge we’ll just offer good ideas. “Pwt Pwns”
P.S is this “Pwt Pwns” thing getting annoying yet?
I’m A Newbie. “Pwt Pwns” And I just read this whole thread. “Pwt Pwns”
REPLY TO ME ALREADY!!!!!!!!!! I’M IMPATIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gee, I would like to say something but there just doesn’t seem to be anyone to reply to.
*weighted sigh*
Just kidding.
I think this is an excellent idea, Yotsuba. But yeah… I’m not so sure about putting pwt pwns after each punctuation. It’s almost overkill, you know?
After every paragraph we should say Pwt Pwns. Then after every sentence we should draw a bunny. TRY to make it pink. After every page, then we should write musefanpage.com. People will wonder what the fuss is about and
wait, did part of my post get cut off? What happened to it?
Hello, Yotsuba! *welcome pie!* I could probably get away with that en la clase de español…..
175. Robert Coontz- Ha-ha! I think that would be a good Idea.
I think it got cut off becuase maybe what you said they don’t consider appropriate?
But I didn’t say any- Oh never mind.
No censorship was involved. The message arrived short, and that’s the way I approved it.
Ah well.
*brillent insperation* *promtly forgets* No! It was a really good idea, to. Hold on… … … GOT IT!!
Okay, so my library(more specificly my book group) is doing this thing where you read a really good book, post a review on this website, stick the book in a plastic zip-lock bagm and then go hide the book in a tree or somewhere. Then you post the directions on where to find it in your review. Then you look at other peoples revies, and if you see a book you like and would want to read you go find it, read it, thn hide it again. Then go back to the origanal review and post the new directions. Couldn’t we do the same thing with a few back issues of the mag. and stick a bunch of subscription cards in it so more people order muse? Then they would hide it and others would find it and vola! More musers to help us! Like the plan? Do tell.
oh and by the way PWT PWNS. so sorry forgot to add that to my last post. ^
190- So it’s sorta like geo-caching almost? I like it though.
190 – people are supposed to find the book? I don’t really understand.
pwt pwns
Okay, here’s the plan- 190- Jadestone, that’s a good idea, and we can put “Mostly Harmless” summaries in them to give the finders an idea of what it’s about. I’ve got an idea- we kidnap the president, the king of England, and the like, then put Musers to replace them. It was in a story I read and I think it would work.
173 #4-“Utopian policies” like what?
172-#1 hahahahaha!
195- Read Utopia. Sir Thomas More.
Okay, no exploding pies. Poisoning them is another bad idea. pwt pwns But we can put chunks of semi-cooled lava in them so they sting like crazy. Or we can put on stinging devices to do the same thing.
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We should use pies that catch fire easily. Then we can use them for people who smoke. When they hit, they’ll catch fire and burn the smoker/person who was pied. About the “pwt pwns” idea: put “pwt pwns” on every blog post if you”re in “Mostly Harmless” and make at least one word [a] green [a/] if you’re new in it.
choooocccoooooollllaaatttttee…
*drools*
*pies BL* Its not chocolate its CHOKLIT!!! ‘ll let it slide this time…..
Good pie, Copper. GAPA, you should put choklit on the H2GMB as the proper spleling.
199-some stupid ex-seniors set fire to stuff after the year, y’know standard senioritis but the idiots did it on the football field. So of course it melted, being fake as anybody knows, and now there’s this little black mark that they say is gonna cost $6,000 to replace. Actually, that’s only because you can only get it with a whole strip. But still. People are not smart sometimes…
Pwt pwns. and i’m not new but green is kewl anyway but that’s ok. I’m really talkative today…
Why?
194- Queen. Queen of England. Not king.
Pwt Pwns.
Ohhh nother idea! Kay, so on emails you can have a signituere and stuff, so we could all just put Pwt Pwns in that, or “Mostly Harmles:You have been warned” or other stuff like that. That way it woud be in whatever we send no matter what.
194- Queen. Queen of England. Not king.
Pwt Pwns.
Ohhh nother idea! Kay, so on emails you can have a signituere and stuff, so we could all just put Pwt Pwns in that, or “Mostly Harmles:You have been warned” or other stuff like that. That way it woud be in whatever we send no matter what, and we couldn’t accedentally forget to stick it in there.
As a benchmark, googling “pwt pwns” currently yields 149 hits.
Jadestone? You’re [a] Queen of England [/a]? I don’t believe you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pwt pwns Let’s declare ourselves world leaders and pie those that resist us. With pies that have little trapdoors that open just before the pie hits so the person we pied gets hit with the filling and then the empty pie crust.
actually, it’s now up to 295, I just checked.
I put the phrase in quotation marks, to make sure the “pwt” and the “pwns” occur together and in that order. Otherwise Google counts any Web page that contains both words anywhere.
I only got 148…
haha, useful stalking technique too…Mwahahahaha
without quotes, the fourth hit is…
Amazon.com: Reviews for Muse: Magazines PWT PWNS!!! GO CRRAW!!! CALO ANOR NA VEN!!! EAT CHEESE!!! BE HAPPY!!! GET MUSE!!! ((Btw, for anybody who cares, this is Ebeth, the 14-year-old muser who, … Who could that be? hmmm
(206) I googled “pwt pwns” and got119 hits- what were the other 30?
pwt pwns
heh… i dino i not so good at grammar i eat anyone who resists mostly harmless president not like it i eat president heh heh…
George Bush: Hey, isn’t that a dino?
dino: MUNCH! *leaps on George Bush and tries to eat him but falls on huge catapult and gets sent back to here*
George Bush: Weird.
Koko du Pelle: *pies dino* He’s a newbie.
204/205- that’s what i suggested in my original post about “pwt pwns”..
so how many of those 100-odd hits are from the museblog or sweet melopantine (sp)’s deviantart account?
A majority. But that may change. Let’s keep watching.
Okay just popping in here to make sure everyone knows that “pwn” is a 1337 (l337, l33t, leet) term. I believe I made a large post on that somewhere. In any case, it’s become a joke, as many people make the mistake of typing “pwn” instead of “own”.
Thus ends your public service announcement,
*claps* Beautiful, Axa. Superb announcement.
Who is eidilon? I tried to post at your site, but the reply button wouldn’t work. And now i have a useless blog that i haven’t started posting on, and probably never will. Oh well…
heh…
i dino i eat koko du pelle koko du pelle pie i i eat RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Koko du Pelle:What’s that dino doing?
dino: MUNCH!*[a]attempts to eat Koko du pelle but bumps nose on force field[/a] ow
Status Report: Googling “pwt pwns”
Googling “pwt pwns” with quotes currently yields 134 hits. Stay tuned…
[a]I’m going to become The Green Poster sometimes and post in green. I think we should load cannons with pies and fire them at anyone who resists us.[/a]
Yesterday I came this close to making a “Musefanpage.com” article on Wikipedia, but then I thought it might be pointless and get deleted. Maybe I shall anyway though.
KdP: I hope you manage to work things out with your dinosaur. If you want your text to be green, in stead of using [ ], use the greater than and less than signs.
no, people, don’t make random articles on Wikipedia that don’t meet their criteria for an article- all it will do is give musers a bad rep.
Besides, there already is a “Muse Magazine” article on Wikipedia. It even mentions the Fan Page:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muse_%28magazine%29
222- Yes, I know, I decided not to. But for the record, it wasn’t going to be stupid and just filled with random lines like “pwt pwns” and “muse rocks”. I was just going to put information about what the fanpage is, why it’s there, and such, just like a regular article. It probably wouldn’t have been deleted, but I figured everything was already covered in the article on Muse. I don’t think it would have given us a bad rep., though. I know and respect the guidelines for writing on Wikipedia.
207- No, no. I’m not the Queen,. Not yet at least. But in post 194 you said let’s kidnap the king of England and my natural instincts instively corrected you. I do agree that we declare ourselves world leaders, though. It’s fitting that they get used to calling me “your majesty”
Pwt pwns.
A few statistics:
Current “pwt pwns” count on Google: 195. (All but 29 are on the blog, DeviantART, or Amazon, however.)
Number of reader reviews on Amazon.com: 49.
Amazon rank of Muse among magazines: 64. (That’s VERY good. But Discovery Girl is 51, and Highlights is 38.)
Yeah! We all need to go to Amazon and post reviews again. If we all did, it’d go way up.
My little brother says:
[a] giant nacho cheese flinger that flings nacho cheese at all the important people in the world [a/]
This is his plan to take over the world. Don’t ask. Whatever you do. Don’t ask. He is a Museblogger in training…
It didn’t turn green!!!EEEEEEEKKKK
Oh well, I’m off to rate muse!!
RATS!! I couldn’t figure out how… wasted time… sob…
turn it green with the greater and lesser signs. > like this one
and its opposite which seems to have disappeared
Does it work??? The Return of the URL! MWAHAHAHAHA! lol jk. Well, lessee…
I’m guessing not…
No *sigh* i guess the html tags don’t work in the name section. *is vewwy sad*
226- Yeah…it showed up quite a lot due to my signature and over-commenting habits…
GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
I hope…
Status Report: “pwt pwns” Google hits
Googling “pwt pwns” currently yields 137 hits. At least, that’s what I got. Stay tuned…
Attack of the Anti-Imatator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will now anti-imatate the first two posts ever on this thread. Here goes… It’s going to be impossible to take over the world by getting a Muse representative in the UN and making allies with countries!!!!!!! We’d never get into the UN biulding anyway, even with yetis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nor will microscopic radioactive exploding cute fuzzy death piggies work!
Sighened, The Stalking Stalker a.k.a. The Anti-Imatator
i got 341 when i googled pwt pwns. thats a very substantial increase.
we might have to wait until were older…
Yahoo has 129.
Answers has 63.
I only got 75 when I searched yahoo, but I did the quotation-thingys, so that may be why.
I haven’t tried yet. Maybe I will…
What is Gaboomba?Suggestions:
1)Abolish everything cute!!! 2)Destroy Kids Bop!
Tha is all
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Gah. This thread is going to the one-liners. What we need is to do ALL of the above (minus the exploding whatnots) and then stop letting people join Mostly Harmless. Because if anyone else joins, after a while more people will be in charge than people being bossed around. And that would just be obnoxious. pwt pwns
I thought we were taking over the world. The following checklist is what we need to do to acclomplish this.
1. Elimanate every country’s defenses
2. Replace all world leaders with Musers
3 .Pie anyone who resists Mostly Harmless.
If anyone thinks we need to add anything to this list, don’t hesitate to add it.
All right, nobody’s added to my checklist, so let’s go! First thing to do is to get rid of Asia’s defenses. Tomorrow we’ll handle Europe, but today is Asia. *biulds large ship with specil vacuum tube for sucking things up**flys to Russa in it**sucks up the army**sucks up every weapen in Russa**flys back to U.S.* There. I got rid of Russa’s defenses. Now for China. *flys to China**sucks up every weapon in China**does the same for every country in Asia**flys back to U.S.* There. Every country in Asia has lost thier defenses. Tomorrow: The attack on Europe.
That is a really good idea!! We would therefore FORCE world Peace(Well, except for pieing)!!!!!!!!
Maybe not all of the Muse readers live in the US though…(I do, but other people might not) Let’s be fair, and destroy everybody’s defenses!!(including the US)
I AM getting rid of everybody’s defenses. Today: we destroy Europe’s defenses, starting with England. Remember my ship with the vacuum tube? I’ll handle England right now. *flys to England**sucks up the army and all the weapons in England* There. England has no defenses. France is next.*flys to France**sucks up the army**sucks up all the weapons in France**does the same to every country in Europe**flys back to U.S.* There. Every country in Europe has lost it’s defenses. Tomorrow I’ll get rid of Africa’s defenses.
I just vote for WW3! : twisted :
First Antarctica (easy) then S. America (they stink) Asia (big is good)
Australia (tiny, easy) Africa (no comment) then (counting we are N. America) attack Europe! : twisted :
Easy! NOW WE PREPARE FOR DOMY-NATION!!!
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Is it green? Yes I’m new, I discovered Museblog yesterday, but I just read both Mostly Harmless threads because I heart Douglas Adams platonically.
Why not torture nonMusers by forcing them to make sense of this thread? You’ll agree with me once you read it from start to finish in 2 hours.
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254- *welcome pies*
that was sweet potato pie (I don’t think I’ve ever used that one before)
I have to say, that is a great idea
^^ the torture by reading this thread idea, I mean
my plan:sround eu head quters and fors sr
then make falg with urina on it
more later
“41. Quintessentia ?|? June 4th, 2006 at 8:15 pm
Let’s dominate Cricket magazine. They keep printing okay stories that I’ve already read, boring science stories about things that would be interesting if Muse did stories on them, and okay stories that are in parts, and so are too far apart to remember the plot.
Plus they keep printing letters from religious fanatics saying that they pray 435 times a day and are deeply offended by the articles about science. Then they sign their letters with “Your #1 Fan”.
So let’s get ’em! I say that we inject Cricket magazine with grammasites. They won’t stand a chance! Haharrr! ”
Gaah! No! I get Cricket AND Muse, and both are great (But Muse is the greatEST!!) They don’t say that they are deeply offended about science, but they are definitely not as good as the ones that Muse Fans write….
Also, this month’s magazine was the greatest of theirs yet. They got Lloyd Alexander AND Tamora Pierce to write stories for their magazine! AND David Wyatt to draw a map for the stories to be based on! (Featured on the cover) And, it gives me something to read while waiting for the next muse magazine, or I read it before I read Muse to build the anticipation of reading the next uberly-pwnful Muse magazine.
Pwt Pwns.
But I do agree with Highlights being a pretty sad magazine, especially since they “updated” the artwork.
Here is my review I submitted:
“My grandmother used to get me this magazine when I was four or five. Oh, but it was better then. Sadly, the characters have changed for the worse. The characters were mostly the same as they had been for the whole time that they have been around. Lots of readers will notice, theY are crating a whole new highlights, and I dislike it. Help your kids, not teach them to be mediocre. And, if you Really want to get a good magazine that will teach your children something then give them Muse or ask. (Learning–without them knowing it–bElieve me, I have passed Several a test with the information I got out of the Super magazine muse!)”
Notice all the capitals….
What do they spell?
I hope it was hidden enough…..
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motly harmleiss
41-I agree with you on the several part stories, but I like the rest.
259-I partially agree, I don’t particularly like the website…
The I doesn’t count, they never do. Didn’t you know that?
Slow, dearie, very slow.
We need a new Mostly Harmless thread. I’m the first poster in September. And we have almost 300 posts, and you made a new Chronicles of Museica thread with about 100 less posts than we have here.
you should look thru the old threads and see how many of the last posts were by me. it’s quite a few.