Monday, 6 May 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
Step right up to receive your welcome pie and ask the old hands what’s going on around here. First, though, please read The Rules. You might also glance at The HG2MB (Hitchhiker’s Guide to MuseBlog).
Date: December 1, 2006
Categories: Fan Page / MuseBlog business
Velcome all ye newcomers!
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Hello, newbies! *sneaks around borders of thread with pies hidden behind back*
Seriously, if you are lurking right now at this very minute…I AM WATCHING YOU! Not really. Just post. That’s all.
And continue to do so. Indefinitely.
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Guess what? In 2 days I will have been an MBer for a whloe darn month! w00t!
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Welcome everyone! Yay!
Congrats, SupremeMuser2000!
I don’t really remember how long I’ve been here *goes and checks who’s here page*
I have been here since March so that makes it….9 months. Yay!
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4- I know! Isn’t that fr00dy!
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I’ve been on and off MuseBlog (mostly off) for ages. Last time I was here it was around Frodo’s birthday. Isn’t that back in September?
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Yeps.
Velcome newbies! Two pies in every face for you here at the blog!
*honors SupremeMuser2000 *a bit early, true* with a month-old pie Ebeth’s been saving*
I’ve been on for…oh man…a year and a quarter. I feel old. Help! *runs over to hang out with the Gaboomba’ers* Aah, that’s better. I’m young again. Wheeee!
Right. Yeah. Ahem. And all that. I be bored indeed.
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(7) Ebeth, at least your boredom goes brightly forth to ease the boredom of others. Your altruism is an example to us all. 
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Come out come out newbies and we promise won’t bite your heads off. We’ll only pie you. 
*Pies nonexistent newbies*
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I have been here for exactly 3 months and 1 day. That’s a quarter of a year. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I still feel like a newbie.
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I am uberly skilled. I just went to the Who’s Here page to check how long I’ve been on here and noticed that I’m listed twice. Once as WIzGirl=Cat’s Meow (WizGirl was my old codename) and once as Cat’s Meow. Unless there’s another user going around called Cat’s Meow, GAPAs, you have my permission to remove one or the other.
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TODAY IS MY ONE-MONTH ON MUSEBLOG BIRTHDAY! w00t!
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oh my goodness, are there no newbies?????????????
AHHHHH!!!!! what is this world coming to! AH! AH! AH!
*violently pies self*
ouch.
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Newbies…. come out where ever you is…….
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If you dare utter anything remotely right wing in my presence… CRUSH THEM, GRIND THEM, SLAY THEM ALL!
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Hullo? Uh, Hello? Newbies?
Don’t be scared…when I myself was a naive little Newbie I, too, came on nervous and shaking.
JUST COME OUT!, DARN IT! WE WON’T HARM YOU!! (Unless, of course, you utter anything remotely right-wing in the presence of FrigidSymphony…In that case, you will be crushed, ground-up and slayed. Just makin’ sure you know.)
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14-you’re presence better make itself scarce when we DO get some hardcore right-wing newbies. We’re all musers here Fridgey. ‘Tis odd that we haven’t had any newbies come out though. Maybe we need to storm HQ and make some news for ourselves. Toss pies at the building before they move. (they are moving, no? i think so…)
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I guarantee that you’ll see a flood of newcomers once the January 2007 issue comes out.
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14- I have no clue what you mean by right-wing, but you better be nice. Not everyone is like you. For example, most of us are nicer. 
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right wing means you favor your right wing when flying.
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I’ve been lurking for a while…
*sighs* go ahead, unleash the pies…
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19- Right….. 
20- PIES FOR WINGNUT! *key lime hits wingnut in the back of the head* *and another* * and another* *and…. SPLAT!!!!* Ow….
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I remember how uneasy I was when I first came to this blog. My advice to newbies is: Don’t feel obliged to go to this thread first. Search the main page for threads that catch your fancy. (I recommend the Ships’ Logs thread for the creative and/or sea-loving newbie. Many of the ships are stretched for crew, so you will have no trouble finding a position.) If nothing on the main page grabs your attention, however, go to the “Visit These Threads” thread and click on some of the links. Still no joy? Go to the search box in the top right corner of every page and enter a word or phrase that you are interested in. In the very unlikely event that you still don’t find anything… Plan B.
PLAN B
1. Read every issue of Muse you’ve got to fortify and nourish your brain.
2. Go to the monthly random thread.
3. Take DEEEEEP breath.
4. Jump in screaming and posting randomly (no one-word posts). This will get you past your self-consciousness. As soon as this ice-breaker is done, you’ll find that most people on here are actually quite nice. (Except for FrigidSymphony- No, I’m kidding. Even he has a kind word to say sometimes. I think.)
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22- I wasn’t uneasy. I was excited. I remember my first pie. Ahh… glorious memories. My first 3 pies came from Violetfire, Jadestone, and Shadowkat. Frigid Symphony is NICE?!?!
Sorry, FS. I’ve just haven’t heard you be nice very often.
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*VERY BIG PIE for wingnut*
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please no flood of newbies. that’s why i had to leave last june. too many. I like it like this. cozy, like a big, happy, family.
Could we make an uber-secret Museblog for all of us here now, and keep this one for the noobs? then we could be like secret spies!
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23: I can be nice. All it takes is someone intelligent to meet me halfway. But I’m still mad as hell.
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17 – why? Are you going to announce the musery thing and everyone will come? Hmm. I guess I’ll just have to wait and find out!
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Hello! I am a newbie! I am very interested in Henry VII and his six wives! (I will probably get pied for this)
You all sound very nice!
SPLAT!
EW,cherry.
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Correction- that was Henry VIII. Whoops.
SPLAT!
Banana cream.
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26-mad about what?
28-i found a very interesting RPG about the tudor court. didn’t join it though. Anyhoo, welcome all newbies!
*pies wingnut and QED*
My first pie was…oh…so long ago. i shall look it up.
Oh man. I was welcomed by the hot pink bunnies (comment 13) then by Morbid (comment 20) I don’t know when i was first pied. I don’t know when we started pieing newbies either…
Oh man, the book club thing. We should try that again this summer.
Hee, my first requested thread. 
Ok, done browsing ancient history.
GAPA, you need to stop giving us tantalizing hints about future magazines. They make me drool. Then again, given the choice i would make you tell all you could. *sigh* What a contradiction my life is…
Anyway, Jan. has something to do with the MB…*writes down in uber-secret spy notebook*
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Just a question-why pie the newcomers? Wouldn’t that detract members?
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*pies wingnut+QED*
The answer to your question:
Because it is fun.
And I’m sure newcomers don’t mind being pied unless they don’t like pie. But everyone must like pie, right?
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Some kinds, sure. Just not sloppy pies that get in your hair and stuff-unless you don’t care at that particular moment.
Pumpkin? Bring it on.
Cherry’s kinda sticky…
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*splat*
that was chocolate cherry
double sticky >:]
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30: The whole hot topics episode.
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35-i missed that. what happened?
31-No, because you don’t count until you’re pied. MWAHAHAHAHA! *pies again with uber-sticky superglue pie*
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Oh wait…yeah i know what you’re talking about. But that’s the GAPAs job.
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Sorry, I’m lost. What’s our job? Have we been delinquent?
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Apparently it’s censoring satire and sarastic humor.
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(39) Then I guess we have been negligent as quite a bit of it seems to have made its way onto the blog.
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No, it’s censoring insults and swearing. They didn’t censor you until you got mad. Note that they left in the more controversial jokes you made, even though it upset some people. They knew it was humour. It was when you stopped being satiric that they censored you.
And no GAPA, you’re doing splendiferously, as always. XD
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Sorry–I haven’t been paying close attention lately. I gather that FrigidSymphony is sulking because somebody on the blog didn’t think he was funny and told him so. Is that the gist?
Anyway, none of this belongs on a thread devoted to welcoming newcomers. And it doesn’t exactly show us at our best, does it?
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42: Excuse me? sulking? I am outraged that people misinterpated obvious sarcasm and satire as a declaration of hitleristic attitude.
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Yes, yes. Take it to another thread, please.
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By the way, Gapas, we need a new hot topics thread *cough cough hint hint*
Only one newbie?
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45-It appears so. Mebbe we should just start a pie war. Haven’t had one of those in a while. *pies Julieb*
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On the Origin of Welcome Pies
Prompted by comments on this thread and recent discussions about culture, I decided to dig around in the ancient archives of MuseBlog to trace how this insane eccentric behavior became systematized into ritual.
The first pie throwing of any variety appears to have occurred on 23 August 2005 on the first thread, “Welcome, Musers,” in a pact of mutual disarmament when Axa and Chin Tsu exchanged potentially lethal weaponry for baked goods, in compliance with a suggestion by “Robert Coontz (Administrator)” (later properly identified as GAPA RC).
In February 2006, a possible ancestor of Ebeth the Stalker known as Ebeth the Lurker tossed what proved to be a groundbreaking banana cream pie at visiting author Donna Jackson (thread: “Hello, Donna”). Curiously, in the process, Ebeth noted “in case you’re wondering, yes, that is our traditional method of greeting people,” (emphasis added) although I have yet to discover any prior incidents.
The following month proved critical in the nascent custom. On 08 March (“Mews Nuse 2006.1”) kricket issued an invitation to pie all newcomers, and Jadestone complied on 10 March. On 17 March 2006, a defining moment in the culture of MuseBlog occurred in “Forwaaard, MARCH! Part Three” when Jadestone pied Sir Penguin and 100% Cotton. This would appear to be the first instance of pastry thrown deliberately at individual newcomers.
Meanwhile, by early April, the Chuck Norris/Watership Down controversy had escalated into Pie War. The same time frame witnessed a possibly related intensification in the pie-ing of newcomers, led by an MBer known as Ebeth The Former But Recently Rehabilitated Lurker, possibly yet another descendant of Ebeth the Lurker. Jadestone, perhaps the same Jadestone noted earlier or a close relative, also contributed a fair share of flinging during this significant era.
On 01 May, the random flinging of welcome pies became codified by the ArchGAPA in his introduction to the “ABANDON ALL HOPE Welcome, Newcomers!” thread. In the same month, GAPA RC could be found actively inciting MBers to pieolence against new arrivals.
As they say, the rest is history.
A curious sidenote: only days after the Welcome Pie became established officially, several MBers complained they had never received one, apparently not realizing the tradition did not exist at the time of their arrival — among them, a possible descendant of the MBer lineage whose efforts have figured so prominently in this account, one Ebeth the Stalker, who said, “Come to think of it, i’m not sure i got a welcome pie either. (sic)”
In spite of due diligence, no doubt errors have crept into my research and I disavow all responsibility for them.
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Wow, it was me? Daaaaang. I feel special. Where’d i get that idea? Was it in the mag? My past self is so confusing.
Wonderful history. *applauds*
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There are three known varieties of pie.
Edible Pie. Exists in Real World, Muse Magazine, and Muse Blog.
Warfare Pie. Exists in MM and MB.
Welcome Pie. Exists in MB only.
Any other varieties that you know of? Speak up.
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*pies ebeth*
There you go.
:]
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49- Cherry pie is the best.
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51-Oh,really?
*extracts superglue from hair* Thank you very much,everybody.
This is fun…
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52-Maybe somebody already asked you this, but what does your name mean? And I’m not sure if I’ve pied you yet, and I’m too lazy to go back and look, so here’s one for good measure.
*pies with banana cream pie*
^_^
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i did’nt get a welcome pie *
*sniff**
**sniff**
**SOB**
I WANNA PIE!!!!
pwease
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Man, I’m in that history several times! Yay for the oldies! 00t! Hmm, I think Ebeth was the first person to respnd to my post, and I wasn’t ever really welcome-pied till a few months ago. Shweet.
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Ebeth only ever became ETFBRRL because of me. Also, i was captain of the neutrals in that particular pie war. And I don’t think i ever got a welcome pie until a few months after my arrival. I also didn’t get a Welcome Back pie.
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You know what’s sad? I’ve only seen TWO NEWBIES! That’s right. Coun’em TWO! And this is the newbie board. *sniffle* MUSEBLOG IS BECOMING NONEXISTANT!
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You’re looking for newbies! Lo and behold, I am one! Gee, what a flamablambulous stroke of luck. I brought pies, too. Anyone want a pie?
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Welcome, Synthrael. Thanks for the pies. No doubt the MuseBloggers will present you with a few more.
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Got pies? They’re needed in the “Welcome, Newcomers! (December 2006 edition)” thread.
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58- *pies Synthrael with pumpkin pie* welcome! you’ll like it here!
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58- You know what? Ypi don’t sound like a newbie… At all. I mean,
flamablambulous? Pies? Well I can understand pies… But flamablambulous?
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*pies Synthrael anyway* Well, a muser did make up that word in the magizine. Syn(that;s my new nickname for you, by the way, in case you’re not an older muser in disguise) could have got it from there. And if she read the thread, there’s and enitre pie history up there.
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*pies kt the gr8* It’s okay. As I said, I didn’t get one for a long time. Probaby because it wasn’t really a tradition then. But yeah.
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Hello, I am new here.
My favorite kind of pie is Kokopelli pie. I like to be pied with Kokopelli pies.
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Welcome Karrdash *pies*
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65- Howdy! *pies with Koko-nut pie*
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53-I believe it means something like ‘Thus the point is demonstrated.” My dad uses it all the time.
I’ve never really eaten banana cream…
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Hello, Karrdash! Welcome! *pies with delicious, wonderfully and beautifully crafted Kokopelli pie* Only 6, eh? Hodw are you? (I know you’re my brother, but you know, it’s nice to formally welcome people) Please visit https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=614 for details about you.
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Hi Karrdash! *pies*
Just so you know, the link on the bulleten about him is broken. Not that I’ll die if you don’t fix it or anything, I just thought you mught want to know. What? Oh, I know that no one cares. I just love to hear myself type.
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ZOMG a six year old… hope I don’t scare him too bad.
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Hi Karrdash! I won’t pie you-I’m not sure if I’m authorized to, but welcome and salutations.
w00t!
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Dude! i’m like, SOOO new so,
WHAT DO I TALK ABOUT??????!!!!!!!!!
P.S.
How do I hook up with the exalted Lady Bunniful?
P.P.S.
I love pie fights!!! lemme hear a ‘Amen’ from all Ya’ll who’re wit me!
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Um, it’s me again.
HOW THE HECK IS ‘KARRDASH”?!!!
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AMEN!
I feel so good- the word is spreading.
I don’t know if I’m authorized to throw pies-
WHO CARES?
*throws cherry pie*
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Um, me yet again.
what i ment is WHO THE HECK IS KARRDASH?!!!
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man wtf? quit it with the pointless posts.
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I Want 2 talk 2 Jadestone.
The name is cool dude.
it sounds like ‘Mara Jade’ from ‘Star Wars’!
(If you haven’t heard i’ma Star Wars freak)
*SPLAT*
Thank you California!!!
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well SORRY F.S,
But i’m very random.
And besides, it’s not nice to call a lonley newbie’s comments ‘pointless’. (by the way, whats with the name?)
Dear Quod,
Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!
You sound nice. my guinea pig salutes u
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Welcome, Karrdash! *pies with Koko pies*
71- Don’t worry; I think that you think that you’re much more intimidating than you actually are.
73- Uhm, hello. *pies with apple*
*pies Synthrael, too, with cherry*
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FrigidSymphony is my name cuz it’s kickass.
and we frown upon pointlessness.
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Gracias, man. Or girl. Dude. Dudette.
w00t!
Hi guinea pig of RDT!
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did you guys see the article in the Nov/Dec mag about Schliemann? talk about making a mountian out of a molehill!
that guy was nuts!!!
‘Priam’s Treasure’, my neck!
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no bad words F.S.
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73 – Don’t start a war on Museica. But maybe we can have another one… that would ROCK. I think…
74 – Try to relax. Karrdash is my 6-year-old brother, and he’s new, just like you are, and you may just be offending the wonderful newbies. He might just explain to you why he chose the name, if you’d care to wait for an explanation. Oh, and another thing – Try to say everything you want to say in one post. Just to warn you, I’m PoPoPo #2, and Kiki and I and I suppose the rest of the crew don’t like all da PoPoing that’s been goin on, and we don’t live wit nonsense. YA HEER ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Okay, that’s good. Try to do what it’s obvious we want you to, too. Just for that one comment, though. And, uh, sorry for the outburst.
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not a bad word.
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Dear Administrator,
Pleez tell F.S. to stop cussing.
Pleez make a rule about no cussing.
Thank you,
RDT
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74 – what about Karrdash?
and, *pies RDTLOVESMUSE!!!STARWARS/LOTRROCKS! with many, many pies*
and, *pies Karrdash the destroyer with thousands of Kokopelli pies because I know how much you like them*
Welcome, everyone!
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hey F.S., you should read the rules again.
(ESP. RULE 6!!!!!!!)
Stop with the bad words or i’ll report you to the Web Master
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thanks Hippo.
I’m still unsure of myself here so i appricate it.
I’m a bad speller/typer so if u see mistakes ignore it pleez
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89 (RDT) – Maybe FrigidSymphony should read the rules again, but you really should not be talking. You have been hit about 1,000 times by PoPoPo, and it is really bothersome.
I know you’re new, and are still “unsure of yourself,” but try and avoid the PoPos.
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Hi, Ardeetee. Hi, Karrdash.
*pies both with mango/honey pies*
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90 – Glad to be of help and comfort.
I’m afraid that you’ll have to live with the sp/gr thing until even the toughest English teacher will give you 100% on grammar. We’ve got some people here who can’t stand it. I can’t either, but I have learned that you get more out of life if you aren’t correcting people’s sp/gr.
89 – It wasn’t that bad. And really, one post is enough to let people know things. Any more than that…. and we’ll have to ban you from a thread for a certain amount of time. DUN DUN DUN.
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Uhm, okay, RDT… we basically try not to chain-post. Spread your happy newbie posting goodness out onto other threads. It will be good for you. And we’re pretty much used to FS’s somewhat questionable use of language… I haven’t personally been bothered… but to each her/his own. And, by the way, I’m fairly certain THF was joking in comment 93. Don’t be afraid. You’ll get used to us.
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Aren’t spelling errors okay here?
I honestly think there should be an allowance for teeny weeny ones, but if your post is totally illegible, then there’s a problem.
Welcome to all newbies!
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Hey, where’s my post? WAAH!
Unless I put it in the wrong place-Ay ay ay.
*pies self violently*
Any way, being a newbie is cool. Even though I’m kind of an old newbie.
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95 (Qed) – Mild spelling errors are ok, we are not going to punish people if they are a bad speller, but intentionally writing like this: hlo evry bdy, i luv mb s mch ths s anyng.
Welcome, Everyone!
Oh, “Evil Talking Pies!!” I haven’t seen you before, *PIE!*
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Welcome to the Blog, newbies! Hooray! *pies newbs*
Whoa, RDT, please calm down. I know you’re awed by our flamablamablousness, but you’re being kind of obnoxious. Please also watch the CAPS LOCK, all right? Also, don’t be picking fights with MB-ers. We have all the pies, remember?
If you didn’t know, the PoPoPo is the POintless POst POlice. They keep bloggers from making consecutive posts, one-word posts, or just plain unneeded posts. The consequence for PoPo-ing is being banned from a certain thread for a specified amount of time.
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94 – Right you are. I was really only semi-joking – the actual info was true, but the threats and exaggeration were there just to be exaggeration.
98 – *whacks self in head with something soft but you thought it would hurt her so when she said that she was fine you were surprised* I can’t believe I didn’t say that. *whacks self in head with something that would hurt her but you thought that since she was fine last time she would be fine this time and now she’s knocked out for a few minutes*
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Looks like the PoPoPo’s already been here, so i say not a word except that RDT-the GAPAs had to moderate Fridgey’s comment, and seeing as they posted it, they didn’t seem to have a problem. They know what goes on around here.
*pies all newbies* Velcome all!
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Welcome everyone!
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beware newcomers, pies are coming
heres one right now **SPLOOSH**
ha ha ha that was funny
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double post oops
i am not on the who’s here page:(
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Hello do you know how to talk.
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BOB FATDUDE, hello. have some pie! *hurls lemon-creme at FATTY BOB*
did Lady Cami of Reverie show up here? her name is very elegant.
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*pies all newcomers*
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*pies* Hello, BOB!
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Hey, people! I’m a Newbie! this is my first post! *jumps up and down extaticly* Don’t even TRY to pie me-i’m a blackbelt!
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in TAE KWON DO!
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104- Hello! What do you mean “do you know how to talk?” Of course we know how to talk, otherwise it would be really amazing that we can type! *Pies* Sorry, wasn’t feeling very creative today.
BTW, GAPAs, I definitly came after pie welcomes were the standard, and never got any. I don’t think anyone ever noticed I was a newbie b/c I never went on the welcome thread.
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*pies cannon in D anyway with whipped cream and runs away rapidly*
*choklit-pies Julieb because she didn’t get any pies*
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108-*pies* Ha! Try to beat me up virtually, newbilicious black belt!
*flees and hides behind a convenient big rock*
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Why are all the pies being thrown DESSERT pies? What about CHICKEN POT PIES? If anyone tries to throw a chicken pot pie at me, I promise not to virtually block it.
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*throws virtual BEEF pot pie, even though there might not be a beef pot pie at cannon in D*
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I said Chicken, not BEEF… your pie has been virtually blocked.
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P.S. I am Right Wing, but I’m not afraid of Mean Old Fridgy, for obvious reasons.
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Oooo, a Right Winger. Head to the Hot Topics thread….where I’ve been lurking for far too long….
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=608
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115-alright, I just did that for the sake of variety.
*Throws virtual “organic” chicken pot pie at cannon in D*
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*pies whoever it was we were supposed to pie without reading thread* And the link has an extra /www.musefanpage.com/blog in it from the Welcome Pies Needed post.
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*squeels* I love organic chicken pot pies! *licks organic chicken pot pies of face*
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GAPA I DEMAND A I HATE THE ERAGON MOVIE BECAUSE IT RIPPED THE BOOK APART THREAD. PLEASE
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my friend now hhas a person on mb!
pies to her
pie pie pie pie
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i am new here gimme some pies!!!!!!
in the words of evan:i lika the pies!!!
send me some pies pwease
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*pies flip-flop* Welcome to the Museblog! That was Key-lime, by the way. My signiture pie. [}~ Just pick a thread and start posting! I recomend Poems&SOngs, and the music thread is good too. Or the monthly random thread, December Delirium, is always a good choice.
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78- Er…hi. Actually, I’m a girl, but I also like my name. Don’t be too mean to FS, that’s just how he is. And mild curing is okkay, but the GAPA will zap anything if they feel it is necessary. They aprove every post before it shows up, so they know what is going on.
But that’s an old conversation. Remember, we’re all mu-*is violently pied*
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{Greeting}
I’m new here as of… right now. My friends told me to get muse. It’s the most perfect magazine on the planet. Allrightt, to introduce myself. I love math and I play the violin. TVs are evil!!!
-{Name}
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*pies Potato Chip too* I ♥ Potato chipps. Yum!! Your friends are right. Are they on here? I’m good at math, but I don’t really like it to much. I make too may little mistakes. Violins are cool. I pay flute, though. Go flutes! w00t! *ahem* Anyway, hi! pIck a thread and start posting!
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Potato Chip, you came! And soon, too. The pies are a tradition. *pies*
I’m here. In case you can’t tell who I am, I would be Blue Water Buffalo. Penguini’s here too, but not as often. *ecstatic happiness* *skips away*
Recommendations, to all newcomers in general and one in particular:
Go back to the Welcome, Newcomers thread to recieve your pies a little while after you announce your presence.
Go to the Discussion Thread if you want intelligent but random conversation and the thread at the top of the page(currently December Delirium) if you care a little less about spelling and a little more about pointlessness and sheer volume.
Visit Mostly Harmless!!! (because I’m the only one there)
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Gapa once again i implore you to create a thread for the slander of the Eragon movie. pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!!!
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pies to flip-flop
(who i introduced to muse blog )
pie pie pie
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*pies flip-flop and potato chip with a flip-flopped potato-chip-and-rhubarb-pie*
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So, more newcomers eh? *Pies with great force* MWA HA HA! Choklit pies! Cherry pies! *more evil laughter*
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All newcomers please report to the music thread for musical re-education. Thank you.
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Welcome, everyone!
*pies everyone with a Kokopelli pie*
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yea…i would be a very excited newbie *prepares to be pied*
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135 Pies! Welcome to the blog Musketeer Number 5!
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Pies? Yummy! I really like apple ones, but not in my face, please. It would probably only make this stupid acne worse, but pies are good! My grandma makes amazingly good chiken pot pie ones, and we’re going to her house for Christmas. Which means……..more delicious food! Yay!
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136 That’s cool.
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138- Choco coconut pie!! It’s more of a cake but maybe that’s what makes it good…
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*looks around* *throws pie into space*
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*pies like mad maniac*
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Hello Musketeer Number 5. *evil snicker**evil grin**evilishly pulls something from behind her back**taps you on shoulder**you turn around* PIES!!!!!! MWA HA HA HA HA! I lurv to pie people.
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*ducks pies from nerdz_r00l* *continues to detail her actions through asterisks*
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Is Canondy around? i was just reading all those posts up there, and i noticed she said she was a black belt in taekwondo. that’s kewl. But don’t try to beat me up, because I AM ONE TOO!!! In kung-fu!!! Yippee! Go black belts!
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wowee so many December newbies.
*pies a gazillion pies in a million directions so as not to miss any newbies*
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Hey. I’m a newbie. Shock, huh? I’m looking forward to seeing what goes on here, since I’ve been meaning to get here for so long. I’ve finally gotten around to it.
Hey, oldbies, mind tossing me an apple pie? It’s my favourite kind.
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Tossing? Muafafa.
*pies Margaret with apple pie*
Here’s some Reddi-Whip
Oh! Head on down to Musery Loves Company. You can buy Muse T-shirts and bunny stickers. It is very Spiffy.
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Thanks muchly. I love this place already. ;D
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148 *pies* wow, it’s kind of nice getting a newbie who can actually spell and write coherent sentences..
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*throws pie high up into the air, watches it flip over, and continues watching as it lands on face*
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Welcome, Margaret! *pies with an apple pie*
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151 – Were you talking about me? If so, I know how you feel, from other sites I’ve been on, and thanks for finding my sentences coherent. ;D
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Hi Margaret! I’m a newbie too! I started getting Muse one or two years ago, but somehow never made it to this website until a few days ago. I must’ve missed so much stuff :crying: , but it’s nice being able to meet all these great people. Any ways, *pies, pies and more pies*. Welcome from a fellow newcomer!
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Hello, yond newbies!
*pies flip-flop, potato chip, musketeer #5, Margaret, and Kiara*
Welcome!!!!
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155- cha me too. I only discovered this place this summer ;__;
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Hey, Kiara! Nice to know I’m not alone. =D
I’ve been reading Muse for heaven only knows how long…I know I was getting it before I moved, so at least five years. God, I feel old. T_T Anyway, I really like this place so far.
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Hallo newbies! So many name I don’t recognize. I must be getting old.
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Welcomes all newcomers, present, past, and not yet existent.
*pies with blue pies of sane insanity, (my specialty)*
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i’m a little bit confused here (as in i’m a complete newbie) will someone HELP me??????????????????
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um ok i kind of get it now. BOOM or not *pies self hard with apple pie* YUM
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Ha ha, a newbie! -pies with an apple pie-
Just kidding. I joined yesterday. It’s not too hard to get the hang of, though. n_n
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yo…another newbie here…
i ve been reading muse for ages…finally took the time to find this place…so far, pretty awesome
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*pies Physcotic Attacking Penguin*
Physcotic is normally spelled “psychotic”, but I don’t know if that’s a deliberate pun or a simple misspelling. An apple cream pie, because banana cream pie gets recognition, and so does apple pie, so I combined them.
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164 ~ You’re in my boat, then. Congrats on finding it! I think you’ll like it here and feel right at home…heaven knows I do after one day! -pies with yet another apple pie-
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165 ~ I’d wondered myself…I’m such a spelling nerd. >
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I did it again. I finally realised that my posts are being cut off because a lot of the emoticons I usually use include those pointy bracket things used in HTML codes. The rest of my post read:
“An apple cream pie sounds delicious.”
That’s all.
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165 thanx…i suck at spellling…im too lazy to change me name tho… it ll just be deliberate from here on…
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*pies all with green-custard- cheese-pies*
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162?164 – Amazing! So many new people! Actually, I only found this place a few days ago, so I’m probably not much better off than you. Welcome! *pies everyone*
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Yuck, I hate custard cheese pies, not that I’ve had any…Kiara just introduced me here, it’s quite cool! I love Muse…
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Hmm. Hello. Looks like I’ve gotten around to coming here just in time to make the December newbie thread.
Er… I’m generally bad at saying hello, and I’ll probably forget about this place anyway. So, how do you people introduce yourselves? I’ve noticed people saying how long they’ve been reading Muse, of course- since 2002, but I managed to lose a ton of issues (before I read them!) when we moved.
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Boo! *pies everyone, newbies or not* Zat wuz satisfying!
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note to Psychotic Attacking Penguin: you’re not supposed to end a sentence with a preposition.
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175 i actualy knew that grammar rule… but since there wasnt a capital letter or a period it wasnt really a sentance…thus i didnt really break the “preposition rule”…but thanx…from now on i ll watch my prepositions…
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176 ~ Eh, this isn’t English class. No big deal. n_n
I’m trying to convert Sarah to Muserness. She’s going to be here at three and stay overnight so I have plenty of time. xD
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177 – Good luck! I’m sure you’ll be able to do it. After she sees this awesome blog, I’m sure things’ll work out. Inroduce her to all the awesome people here and show her some of the latest issues. llama_loving_vegetarian has been recieving Muse for awhile, but I only showed them the site and this blog , like, yesterday. (I only found it a little bit before, but that doesn’t matter. alot.)
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*Once again launches a bajillion pies in a million directions so as not to miss any newbies*
Happy New years by the way!
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I found this cool blog today! With all this pie throwing, I think that Kokopelli would be proud.
I PIE YOU ALL THREE TIMES! AND I PIE M & M FOUR TIMES!HA!
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