307 thoughts on “December Delirium, Part Two”

  1. What? Already? Jeeshers. Well, i’m calenderically challenged. Aka i’m trying to make one and it isn’t working *sigh* That’s Ebeth’s part two post.

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  2. YES!!! FIRST POST!!!!!

    anyway, as i was about to post on DD#1 when i was so rudely interrupted by the closing of the thread…

    I have an idea! We should have TWO museblogs! All of us here now can be MuseBlog #1, and then the GAPA’s create a MuseBlog #2 for all the newbies who will show up after the Jan 07 issue. Everything can be just as it has been. And maybe, if the GAPA’s decide one of the newbies is MB#1-worthy, they can let them on to here! And we can be secret and no one will ever know…

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  3. *first AND second post dance*
    whoo-whoo!!!

    also, i totally agree with the idea for the Muser Profiles thread. it sounds cool.

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  4. Hmmm… How do I get first post without seeming pointless?
    Like this, I suppose.
    But wait! Maybe the PoPoPo will pounce on me for having a pointless point. Hmmm… think fast… random topic… think fast…
    Um… um…
    Best variety of pie for throwing! What is it?

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  5. Where IS everybody? I hate to triple-post, but there’s no one else to talk to, since the GAPA’s arent around. I have NOTHING to DO!

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  6. (2),

    So, you want us to build a big wall along the border of the blog to keep the immigrants out?

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  7. 2-Too elitist. We’re all musers he-*is pied* But no, we like newbies. Even if there are a lot of them.

    Daaaang. I actually got first post. Funny how it happens when you’ve given up on trying for it…anyhoo. *does obligatory first post dance* Whee!

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  8. 4 (PC)- Koko answered this question in an older issue. Banana cream.

    2 (VF)- While I’m as anti-n00b, snarky, and elitist as the next Muser (and probably more), I like the blog the way it is. This way, I can make subtly sarcastic comments at them, and then welcome the cool newbies into my warm embrace, offering them chocolate…

    GOSHDARNIT I AM NOT AN INTERNET STALKER.

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  9. Happy Hanukah! (I feel late in my tidings. oh well.)

    meh, we can always go hide out on the gaboomba.

    *is feeling rather snarky and bitter tonight for some reason*

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  10. GAPA – my brother (age 6), loves reading, and is a huge Muse fan, (even though he’s only six). He wanted to come to MuseBlog, but he can’t type, so he would be dictating to me, etc. He also doesn’t have an email address, so can he just use mine in the “email” section?

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  11. He’s thinking about it…probably something along the lines of “Karrdash.” Look out for him…he’ll (we’ll) be posting soon :)

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  12. I guess I can’t complain about a huge rush of newbies cuz’ I was one of the people from the last big boom in september.

    11- my little sister is always begging to come on the blog, but I am a bad and impatient big sister and could not do what you are doing with out her driving me insane(er).

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  13. *****SPOILER ALERT*****

    So, my friend who didn’t read the book liked Eragon. I must admit, the beginning was pretty okay… but they cut out too much of Eragon’s magical/fighting instruction for it to make sense. And King Gallbladder wasn’t very intimidating. Durza was much scarier, and he conjured this mad crazy evil dark magic birdy of d00m… I want that bird. Even though it did not exist in the book… Meh, Roran’s girlfriend wasn’t even mentioned. He left to escape being drafted into the king’s army…

    Saphira was very cool-looking, though. And Brom was very in-character. Even though I thought he should have been older. And too much Murtagh was cut out! No! And the leader of the Varden [can’t even attempt to spell his name] was that crazy guy from LOST. He was much cooler as Varden-leader.

    Angela was only in it for a few minutes, which made me really sad. As did the complete lack of Solembum [which I definitely spelled incorrectly]. *sigh*

    *****/SPOILERS*****

    My little sister makes fun of my online life.

    My mom got mad when I told her we should get a Sir Issac Newton action figure instead of a Santa.

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  14. HMOTT (15),

    If you’re still talking about the Aurora Borealis, Wikipedia does have an article about it:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurora_%28astronomy%29

    SM (17),

    In the last class in December, my high-school physics teacher used to throw Newton’s Birthday parties at which he served apple cider (in memory of the falling apple that supposedly inspired Newton’s theory of gravity) and Fig Newtons.

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  15. 11- My seven year old brother posted like once. He reads Muse every once in a while.
    16- Yeah, what SM said. It doesn’t work on the Blog, though.
    About the newbies issue, I think that if they’re Musers, they should be definitely welcomed on the Blog. We should have the Anti-Pointless rules on the Welcome, Newcomers thread so they know not to post pointlessly. And if they do, the PoPoPo will arrest them.
    My dad likes the show “I Shouldn’t Be Alive”. It freaks me out.

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  16. 8 – That would be great. Great! Get it, great? Get it? Oh, you don’t? Aw, never mind. *sulks*

    18 – That Newton stuff is absolutely hilarious. I should mention it to my science teacher.

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  17. Hey Kiki! go onto NationStates. You haven’t been there in ages, and I fear that you’ll be nonexistant soon. And also, I have two very different telegrams that I would like it if you answered… tee hee….. GAPAs, please don’t zap this like you did the other one with the mere mention of NationStates. I will be forever indebted to you. I’d appreciate it. *adorable missing-tooth smile*

    21 – Flu shots aren’t that bad. Although, they aren’t what you call fun. But look at me! Feel bad for me! – No, just joking. I’m also really sorry to keep on doing the j/k thing. Anyway, I had to get two IVs, (And those can be worse – you have to a) keep it in for longer, b) get three different pokes, and c) get tape ripped off) in the same week!

    20 – I sort of did, it was directed toward what’s-his/her-name-I-don’t-feel-like-typing-it-all-because-it’s-too-darn-long-(something-about-star-wars-in-it-I-believe) instead of just a general newbie alert. The letter should be in the Rules. That should work well.

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  18. 18- Nice! My science teacher would never do that, though. He’d probably laugh and tell us funny stories about people who ate in chem labs and then got sick or died or something.

    12- Ick. Shots aren’t that bad, though… just those stupid chairs/examining tables at doctors’ offices. I hate them and their paper coverings. I’d rather stand.

    I have to attend that stupid baptism tomorrow. I shall perish. From a combination of disgust and boredom.

    Ah, well. I ate half of a box of cookies today. They were good. Not that you really needed to know that.

    And for some happy news instead of my whining here, FOUR MORE SCHOOL DAYS IN 2006 FOR ME! We’re having an ice cream party in Spanish on Wed. w00tification!

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  19. On the topic of Eragon, I was really unimpressed. totally BAD!!! Eragon was totally not right, Galbatorix was BALD, Arya was BLOND, and Brom died too fast. It all went too fast. there was too much book to cram into too little movie.

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  20. 34- I didn’t have to go to the doctor; my grandpa gave it to me at my house.
    Eragon was okay as a movie in general. Of course, Paolini sucks, but it was pretty good. I’m never going to reat the book; I don’t want to expose myself to that SHAMEFUL PLAGIARISM!!!

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  21. 25 (VF)- Not surprising, considering the material they were working from.

    *loves OEADs with all her heart*

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  22. 10- wait, the gaboomba’s open? I want the gaboomba back.. it was nicer for those of us who don’t have tons of time to waste on here and don’t have the time to wade through the pointlessness.. I mean, at least on the gaboomba, the pointlessness was succinct…

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  23. not to mention that I don’t know half the people on here, especially with the different names every few minutes.. *is confused, tired, and crabby*

    sorry for doubleposting

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  24. 30) Wingnut, GABOOMBA is the Muse Gallery Guest Book and Message Board (abbreviated in creative fashion to GABOOMBA). Robert started it on the Muse Fan Page back in the days before MuseBlog. You can visit it here: https://musefanpage.com/NewFiles/GABOOMBA.html.

    There’s lots of cool stuff there from past and present Musers, including Muse-inspired songs, a Kokopelli & Company strip by a Muse reader and a “Moos Magazine” parody. The GABOOMBA message threads are there too. You can go to them directly at https://musefanpage.com/NewFiles/messages.html..

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  25. Anagrams for things:

    Kokopelli for president = If torpedo-like plonkers
    and
    Kinder, floppiest looker

    Tiffany and Laney = An iffy and neatly
    and
    Any flayed infant

    Mostly Harmless = Moralless myths
    And, funny as it may be
    Harmlessly most

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  26. I had a dream that I got the January issue. Shouldn’t it be arriving any time now?

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  27. Let’s have an Eragon thread so we can rant. I don’t want to give spoilers so i’ll just say they tried to make it Lotr and it didn’t work. I mean, the book wasn’t all that great and was totally ripped off, but they could’ve done something better with the movie. Instead they decided to do it in the true spirit of the book-a lame copy of other, better movies.

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  28. Yeah. The book needed some SERIOUS editing before it hit the public, also some people need to stop thinking about how it was written by a sixteen-year-old and see how basically BAD it was. It dragged on FOREVER! The editors were trying to keep it long, i think, so it’d look more impressive, but there was a TON of stuff they should have cut out. But this makes it seem like its all their fault. Which it isn’t. It’s PAOLINI’S BLOODY FAULT!
    whoopsie, i’ve gone into full-strung rant mode. Feel free to pay no attention whatsoever to me.

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  29. 34.) good plan. i haven’t seen Eragon yet, but i’m sure i will have a lot to say.

    actually, we should just have a movies thread, so we can rant, not only about eragon, but about other movies, past and present.
    *ahem* Harry Potter

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  30. there are a lot of movies out now: happy feet, eragon, charlottes web, persuit of happyness, etc. it would be good to have a movies thread. GAPA’s?

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  31. Paolini is crap. He just got famous because he was a teenager when he started writing it, and unlike other crappy teenage authors, he has parents who are publishers.

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  32. you know, I think that this is at least the 4th time we’ve had our periodic Eragon-bashing talk…

    by the way, what about making a new music thread? It’s over 300 posts, takes a long time to load, takes a comparitively long time to find, and it would make at least me and FS very happy… and happiness is good..

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  33. I’m an idiot…just thought I’d point that out.

    Actually, I’m not, really, I can just be a bit of a ditz, sometimes…but it makes me look like an idiot…*sigh*…that’s life, though, isn’t it?

    Bleh.

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  34. I tried to look up his email address so we could email him the link to the MuseBlog and he could see what we think of his books and maybe that would help him with the third one. that was a really weird idea, but i dunno… the books might have been good if they had been written better, i mean, it was a pretty good idea for the books. but all everyone has is praise for him, so he doesn’t know what’s wrong with them. No one tells him.

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  35. 43: Indeed. new music thread. NOW. Or i will crush, grind and slay the first GAPA i can reach.

    44: Elaborate.

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  36. Shadowkat, why are you so idiotic? but anyway, you sound kind of depressed. so….
    VIRTUAL CHOKLIT!!! YAY!!! *choklit rains down from sky over S-kitty’s head*
    *hugs*

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  37. Shadowkat, is this about the Muser Profiles thing? Please, you’re not an idiot. Are you sulking?

    Jeesh, Frigy, crushing, grinding, and slaying isn’t exactly the way to get a new Musik thread. How about asking nicely?

    VF: Please, Dearest Darling GAPA’s, we think you’re FLAMABLAMABLOUSLY awesome and totally the BEST administrators EVER and if it wouldn’t be too much trouble, could we pretty please have a new Musik thread? It would please Lizzy and Frigy so, so, much…

    GAPA’s: *blinded…by……flattery…..*

    GAPA’s: *creates…..new…..music…thread*

    Frigy&Lizzie: YAY! THANKS!

    VF: aah, the sweet smell of sucess!

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  38. If the eragon books are bad, then the movie is worse. i have not yet seen a movie that is actually better than the book it came from. And in the movie, eragon has blond hair and blue eyes. in the book his eyes and hair are brown. the book may be awful, but they could at least stay true to the characters image.

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  39. VF – It’s GAPAs, not GAPA’s. The apostrophe is unnecessary, seeing as it is only for plural. “GAPA’s” is as in GAPA’s coat, GAPA’s computer, GAPA’s pwnage. “GAPAs” is as in the GAPAs are nice, the GAPAs are smart, the GAPAs pwn. And that was way too much about that.

    49 – It’s hard to find perfect actors and perfect looks. Of course, if he was terrible, maybe it’s just bad taste.

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  40. whatever. did they make it yet?
    i don’t know about eragon. he wasn’t exactly the best kind of person. Eragon isn’t so cocky and egotistical.

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  41. I have no good reason for not posting in, like, ever, except the best reason of all which is I FORGOT. OMG . . . but I am back now.
    just so’s you know, i have sworn this vow that i will never see Eragon and i will hate Christopher Paolini forever. long twisted story of woe and . . . stuff . . . but, um, yeah. well, i am just going to go away.

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  42. *Is too lazy to look at entire thread*

    So has anyone seen Eragon yet? *Dodges a few pies* I saw it Fri afternoon…Meh. That’s all I have to say. I did like how they made Saphira, though. And I like how they put the same map that’s in the book in the movie…But I can’t say that I esp liked anything else about the movie. Oh, wait…Well, Murtagh was kinda cute. ^_^ Maybe you guys have figured out now that I have this thing for bad guys. :twisted:

    I had the best time ever at the mall on Fri – I went w/ J and Tabby, but once we got there, we met at least ten (not kidding) other ppls we knew. Then we formed this sort of posse + totally took over Hot Topic! I swear, we filled up the whole store! After that, we went to Spencer’s, and J got this pimp tie, which he’s wearing to skool tomorrow. Then we went to FYE, and I found a single copy of MCR’s first album, which I have been searching for for months – and J was nice + bought it for me. ^_^

    After we were done walking around, we went to one of those foto booths where you try to cram as many ppl as possible inside, and then take a ton of crazy pictures. We ended up getting this really neat one where half of J’s face is on one side, + half of mine is on the other, and we’re both making these really sinister faces.

    After that, everybody left us. We didn’t have anything to do, so for about…Well, at least an hour, Tabby, J, and I walked through the mall, watching the stores close – J in the middle w/ his pimp tie, Tabby and I hanging off of him…LOL, I’m sure he enjoyed it!

    I had to go to two choir concerts Saturday…I can’t believe we had three holiday concerts this year. Choir’s def not a slacker class anymore…But I kind of like it this way. I guess I think choir should be taken more seriously than it is by most ppl.

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  43. i saw it saturday. Grrr. but murtagh was cute, despite the pale skin and greasy hair. they didn’t have him enough, though. there were some totally important parts they missed. battles and stuff.

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  44. Murtaugh was definitely the best ♥ except that his was the only character i kind of semi liked in the books and they didn’t elaborate on it. Actually, they did that with most of the characters. I mean, not only was the book terrible, but then they had to take all the most terrible parts of it for the movie instead of the few semi-interesting and only mildly ripped off parts. Really, it was all boring because i’d seen it all before.

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  45. Whazzup!!! I really liked the ERAGON movie it was really cool. I liked the part when Eragon kills the Shade. [I forgot his name though].

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  46. Violetfire-Yes, it was about the profiles thread, cuz I pretty much gave myself away, but it’s not the end of the world, it’s just the 3rd time I’ve done it, and I wasn’t feeling too bright. But I’m okay, now, especially since I just got virtual choklit! Thanks! :)

    FrigidSymphony-What do you mean, “elaborate”?

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  47. 60: he wants to know why you think you’re such an idiot. or possibly why you were e-flirting with him.

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  48. Welcome, Lady Cami and FATTY BOB. you’re new, right? did you go to the welcome newcomers thread?

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  49. ZOMG!!!! I got my HOTPINKBUNNY SWEATER!!!! JUST NOW!!! IT PWNZ!!!!! OMGOMG!!!! It is seriously, like SO SWEET!!!!

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  50. i wanted one of those! is it awesome? my mom won’t get me one because it’s white and she thinks i’ll stain it. grrr. I might have to buy it myself. did you get anything else?

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  51. Oh…well, I thought I was an idiot because of the profile/alias thing, and I’m e-flirting with him because he seems like a nice guy.

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  52. Uhm, no, VF. I’ve been here since March, but you may see how many billions of times I have changed my name. I changed it again about five minutes after that post. I am now Lady Visala of Reverie.

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  53. Baaaaack.

    1. My extended family is crazy.

    2. Murtagh was indeed hot. My movie-going buddy agreed, too.

    3. I want one of those zip-up HPB hoodies.

    4. There was e-flirting going on today and I missed the amusement?

    5. We can still squish another 40ish comments on the old music thread.

    6. Ajiad [spelled totally wrong, I know] turned out not to be that guy from LOST but still looks a lot like him.

    7. I jay-walked today.

    8. I think I have to get off my computer and do my HW now.

    59- Durza.

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  54. 49-Yes, but the book-based film is part of the saga experience. Kind of like the many incarnations of H2G2. You dig?

    I ordered my CafePress Muse-Stuff a few weeks (or years, it seems) ago, but it hasn’t come yet. Hmm. However, I did pick the free shipping, which may have something to do with it. Hmm. Oh well. Waiting is.

    Today I didn’t do too much. I went to the library, I watched my father wash his vehicle, I read a couple Gerald Durrell books over again on a whim, and then someone told me that there were Jeeves and Wooster DVD box sets at Costco Wholesale, so I trotted over there, but there were none. Then we (my father and I) took home a Take&Bake pizza but the oven is so badly calibrated that the top was perfect and the bottom charred black. So we had pasta, and then I watched The Rutles 2: Can’t Buy Me Lunch which was funny and had cameos of Jewel, David Bowie, Steve Martin, Jennifer Lopez, Mick Jagger, and Grahame Nash. Kind of inappropriate, though. I also played some piano and am still working on @$%!*# Schumann’s “Soldier’s March” which still sounds more like a bunch of Muscovy ducks farting through some of Paul Baker’s medieval instruments of tortu–I mean, musical instruments. God.

    Many people were sick this week at my school. The entire boys’ basketball team is down with flu (one of the starters fell on the floor and then vomited on Thursday; and another guy managed to puke all over the drinking fountain later that day) and a person in my class got a rather major incision on his right calf and had to be wheeled out to receive five stitches. It would have been a field day for James Herriot.

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  55. (70) Yes, Queenie, sorry to say but CafePress is giving the orders with free shipping “lower priority” as they try to get the other shipments out in time for Christmas. They say they’ve had higher volume than they expected. We do appreciate your philosophical resignation.

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  56. I think my mom got me the Muse Academy one, but i want the mostly harmless one, the bunny one, pwt pwns, and a sweatshirt of some kind. oh well.

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  57. 48- as you noticed later in the post, yes, it is LizzIE. With an IE. Not with a Y. Ever.

    And has someone made a website with a nice, organized list of all of the plagerized bits in Paolini’s books, including page numbers of all relevant works and a works cited/reference thingy? Because someone needs to. Badly. And then send it to the publishers, the media, and every other author-torture device possible.

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  58. 68-lol. i jay-walk every day.
    52-ACtually, it’s GAPA. cuz it stands for great and powerful administrator people. or persons. i forget. but anyway, thats what a GAPA said somewhere. i think the HG2MB.
    46- i’ll help!
    6-yep! not even that hard, either. just need to know some C++.
    16-it’s img src=”url or filename” /img.
    but it doesnt work on here.
    ookay,m think im done.
    now i can post on the random thread again!
    4efuhovsdf4ewt srdff5436evt35yrd
    bedtime!@
    oh and.01110111 01101000 01101111 01101111 01101000 01101111 00100001 00100001 00001101 00001010 01110010 01100101 01101101 01100101 01101101 01100010 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00111111 00111111 00111111 00001101 00001010 01101100 01101111 01101100 00100000 01110010 01100001 01101110 01100100 01101111 01101101 01101101 01101101 01101101 01101101 01101101 01101101 01101101 01101101 01101101 01101101 01101101 01101101 01101101 01101101 01101101 00001101 00001010 01111001 01101111 01101000 01101111 01101111 00001101 00001010 00100001 00100001 00001101 00001010

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  59. I am wearing my HPB sweater to skool today. Nobody will know what it is… If they ask, I’ll tell them I just got initiated into a cult. :lol:

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  60. (52, 74),

    Some of us GAPAs think that the plural of “GAPA” ought to be “GAPAs.” Others disagree.

    (75),

    Have fun, Kiki! That’s as good an explanation as any.

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  61. SupremeMuser2000 (Your Grandmother's Socks) *Which are probably gross and smelly but I don't know your grandmother.* says:

    Ooh! A part 2! Gracias GAPAs!! :)

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  62. 65: I am nice, despite the occasional cutting satirical remark. As long as the discussion stays off of politics, I’m really nice. Hmm, I decided that I have a utilitarian view of morality, as opposed to my mom’s kantian view.

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  63. Yabba Dabba Doo! :grin: I just found out that I don’t really have to sing to a Santa Claus because he is “busy”. Yay! No embarrassment!

    I’m so excited about the Holidays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Whew. I got that out. :grin:

    I LOVE the book Eragon but I haven’t seen the movie. My friend told me they cut alot of it out.

    Wow. We’ve been really slow this month. Only Part 2?! It’s almost the end of the month! Didn’t we once get to Part 5?

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  64. EEK! ERAGON! WHERE?

    Sometime I have to dig up Phoenix’s plagiarism rant on the subject. Or you could go to anti-shurtugal. We hates Paolini, the nasty little cheater, yes we does, precious.

    Does anyone here happen to know how to text-wrap in a Macromedia Dreamweaver document? Or from the code? I think it’s probably CSS, but I’m not sure. (school project. due tomorrow. I am totally and utterly screwed.)

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  65. BOB FATDUDE isn’t a Muser, just so you all know. He’s my dad’s friend’s 9-almost-10-year-old son. My mom asked me to show him the MB, so I did. He probably won’t be back. But you never know…..

    74 – As much as gramatically, it would be to add the letter s to Administrator and have it plural invisibly, as in GreatAndPowerfulAdministrator, it makes more sense to let others know that it’s plural, in GreatAndPowerfulAdministrator s. Or GAPAS. However you want to do it. But no apostrophe was my lesson for the day. And anyway, in your case, it would be GAPAP.

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  66. Dang. Nobody asked. I had to say, “Do you like my sweater?” and the people said either, “Don’t care,” or “Yeah, it’s nice”. And Sam was annoying me in Math, so I went, “I’ll set the HOT PINK BUNNIES on you if you don’t shut up!” And he IGNORED ME!! Nobody appreciates hpbs… *sob*

    I had play rehearsal, it was FUN.

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  67. You all still have school? I’m on winter break right now. Is anyone else, or am I the weird LAUSD person? You all started school way earlier than I did, so winter break is probably different too. ??

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  68. 79,80, whatever else you maniacs have posted:

    The book: Awesome, rocked the house, k00l factorial! (I’m a geek…).

    The movie: Sucked, dead, rotten half-eaten mango being chewed on by dead rat bad (and I haven’t even seen it!)

    Sorry I haven’t been around much. Well, that’s a lie. I have been around, but I tried subscribing to the feed a while ago and it didn’t work… So I gave up and about a month later, here I am.

    My life: Born, breathed, et cetera… Okay, we’ll have to speed it up a bit.

    *reaches down and ff’s vcr*

    There we go…

    I’m in a gang! (a smalltown (we aren’t allowed to say our town’s name, are we…?) VT gang…) Woot! 6 nerds, roving the playground… Such a quaint sight… Okay, enough of that. Anyway, we’re good friends, and we play computer games like the little nerds we are, so life is pretty good.

    Some of the “starnge” posts around here suggest GT.

    *cough cough* 74… 10… *eh-ehm* 68… et cetera (just a few quick picks…) *cough cough*

    I’m not necessarily saying that you are, just naming some weird ones. Anyway, I think that we should have a GT thread. That’d be kool.

    Also, I noticed that some of you people are É|ï†è HàЖorZ. Nice job, keep being a nerd, and STORM THE CASTLE FOR A CODING THREAD! Yeah. Ummmm… yeah. I want one, anyway.

    Well, ttfn and herpy Christmachanukwanzikas,

    /gradster(1)

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  69. Btw, 54… WTH you not going to see Eragon? I mean, I know the movie will suck Google’s “e,” but I’m still going… Soon…

    /gradster(1)

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  70. WooHoo!! First day of winter break!! YAY!

    After reading the profiles thread and noticing that it’s mostly girls, out of curiousity, how many people here are guys?

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  71. 89- hugs! and virtual chocolate! and lots of hugs! and virtual nutella and more chocolate and more hugs. I’m sorry.

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  72. It’s OK. We’re going to go up to Michigan tomorrow to sit shiva. And stuff. *sobs more*

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  73. we’re always here for you, Kiki.

    and its not the spelling of the plural form of GAPA that matters, it’s the new music thread. Er-herm? I don’t see it anywhere.

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  74. Oh, Kiki, I’m so sorry. I know that doesn’t really help, because I didn’t know your grandpa, and I hated it when people did that when my grandpa died. But I am truly sorry. If you just need someone to vent or cry to, I’m sure your family will be there for you, and the whole blog is behind you. You can always, always come to us for help or comfort or virtual hugs or whatever you need. *hug*

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  75. Kiki- yes, I must add something, I just wanted to get some comfort out there. I don’t really know what it’s like to lose someone that close to you. I’ve seen others lose people close to them and almost lost someone but I don’t know what it’s like. If you need anything, I’m here for you. *hugs*

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  76. Thanks so much guys, I feel so happy that I have a whole community of friends to lean on. Not many people can boast of that. ;)

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  77. 103- Kiki, it’s great that you feel you have us, and you do. My grandfather whom I was very close to passed away last summer. I found out on the day I was supposed to be hosting the monthly CS club (a club of all my friends from elmentary school whom I only see once a month) It really helped just to have people around. It will be okay. It will never be the same, but you will adjust. I still think of my grandfather almost every day, but I just try to do my best and know he’d be proud no matter what.

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  78. Ladies, why are we spending our time e-flirting here, when we could be doing better things…Like, devising an elaborate plan to kidnap the guy who plays Murtagh!! :D

    …*Gives Kiki hug* …I’m so sorry. I wish there was a way I could comfort you more. Hey, I’m here for you. We all are.

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  79. *Hugs Kiki* You need a doggie to lick you too. *Grabs neighbors dog, puts in Kiki’s arms, Doggie licks*

    Why would we want to kidnap Murtagh’s actor?

    I’m so happy! I did really good on my solo!

    Hohoho! Merry Christmas! Here everyone, I am giving all of you a virtual present! But you can’t open it until Christmas!

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  80. SupremeMuser2000 (Your Grandmother's Socks) *Which are probably gross and smelly but I don't know your grandmother.* says:

    Kiki, I am sending you virtual hugs, chocolate, and a parakeet. I know how it feels to lose someone you care about. My aunt and uncle were murdered last summer. We’re all here for you. And so is the virtual pink fluffy sweater that I’m sending you. :cry:

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  81. 110: You’r aunt and uncle were murdered?? What the hell???

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  82. GAPAs, why isn’t my birthday marked yet??? January first, and make sure to do something sacrilegous.

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  83. someone who you don't know, but the person sitting next to you does (just pretend), at least his cousin did, but then the kind died and all was not well. All of the royal bunnies chopped down the forests in NZ, which was orginally next to Australia, who h says:

    I don’t like cooties either, yuck.

    Just kidding kiki, my great grandfather died a while back. It was sad. You can get through it though.

    someone else

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  84. Did I tell you guys that I’m going to Europe for the next two weeks or so? Well I am. France and Germany. And please don’t zap this post. Whole countries don’t constitute as stalking material.

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  85. Kiki-How long are you going to be in the Detroit area? If it’s ok with the GAPAs, can I have your email address? They could send it to me, if it’s alright with you. Maybe we could get together sometime while you’re up here. And my grandpa died in ’02, so I know how you feel. :(

    [I’m afraid we don’t put MuseBloggers in touch with one another without heavy parental involvement. –Robert]

    SM2K-What?! That’s crazy! Was it just random murder, or planned, or do you not know?

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  86. 89- No! *glomps and gives virtual choklit*

    106- I’d totally be in on it. *drools* I have a friend who would be, too…

    107- Because he’s hot and we’re rabid fangirls, of course.

    112- I hate to break it to you, but it’s because you were never actually born. Sorry. But you were bound to find out sooner or later. </reallybadhumour>

    Did I mention I’m going out with that guy anyway now? It’s going to be incredibly weird. I forgot that there were two Xmas dances held in my area. At least I have a friend who is going. Even if I strongly dislike the guy she’s going with [he’s a hardcore Republican and chauvinist; we never really got along]. And that means I have to go shopping today or tomorrow. I hate any shopping that isn’t for books or electronics or craft supplies. Oh, and I have to reply to his email.

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  87. 118-Does that mean the amazingly wonderful powerful fantastic handsome/beautiful GAPAs will send me your email? Or do they need my parents permission, too?

    [This may be opening a can of worms, but… If both of you get your parents to write to us at gapa@musefanpage.com, then I’ll allow them to exchange e-mail addresses. –Robert]

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  88. 120- No, it means that my dad will send an email, and your mom/dad will send one. My mom says Thursday or Friday.

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  89. Sweet!!! My dad is typing up his email as we write! My mom says Friday would be good, and that we could meet for lunch, or something like that.

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  90. 89 and etc.-I’m sorry, Kiki. My condolences. If there’s anything you need, let us know. Not that we can really do more than offer virtual phenylethylaine and sympathy in large quantities, but still. The Museblog stands behind you. For what it’s worth.

    111-Ditto. Wait, did I actually agree with Fridgey? Commemorative tablets coming up!

    I’m reading Blindsight by Peter Watts. Peter Watts and Alastair Reynolds are probably two of the greatest hard science fiction writers alive. No joke. Blindsight is amazing. It’s better than the Behemoth trilogy. It’s a more than a little bit too complicated to explain, but it involves a team of weirdos sent by the government to deal with aliens. The main character is a man who had half of his brain removed as a boy to cure viral epilepsy and is now a Synthesist, a topologist who lives in his own Chinese room. Amazing.

    The song I’m listening to right now is “Centerfold” by the J. Geils band. The song before that was “Let’s Go To Bed” by the Cure and after is “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction” by Devo.

    Today I bought a Pulmonary Heart Disease bracelet. It’s rubber and purple and says ‘PHenomenal Hope’ on it. I also worked a lot, and I did my Our Town presentation and the Spanish Oral Examen is tomorrow. School lets out for Winter Break on Thursday at 1:30. Not much to do Thursday at all. I stink at basketball, and I read too much, and I feel fine but my eating habits are terrible. I have not seen the movie ‘Eragon’ but I plan to.

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  91. Kiki, I’m so sorry. My Grampa died in a bike accident this fall and it was terrible. I know how you feel. But the killer is about your sweater. ;) j/k

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  92. 117: Yays! Good for SM!

    So…I kissed J yesterday. But I don’t even think it’s worth bragging about, LOL. See, I had been planning it…Someone had a ton of Hershey kisses at the choir concert on Saturday, and I stole a handful – This crazy, spur-of-the-moment plan had popped into my head.

    He came over after skool Monday. After we got to my house, we went upstairs to chill. Making sure he didn’t see it, I took a Hershey kiss, + put it in my pocket. I waited until there was a halt in the conversation, and then suddenly felt my pocket, as if I had just remembered what was inside of it. Then…Haha, this is so typical of me…I was just like “Hey, ya wanna kiss?” He said something like “…Okay!I’mnotverygoodblahdeblahdeblah…” I pulled the kiss out of my pocket and gave it to him. XD Haha, the expression on his face…He was just like “Oh…alright.” Then I forced a laugh (I was pretty hyper, but still a bit nervous), and was like “Well, I can give you the other type of kiss if you want!” So I gave him sort of a cheek-peck type thingie (LOL, I can literally remember what the .231 sec of my face touching his felt like…I am so shameless…). He said something like “Oh, yeah, was that it?” :D By that, I’m assuming that he wouldn’t have minded if it had lasted longer that .231 sec…Yet, he did not immediately kiss me back. But…He can be extremely, extremely shy sometimes (I think he only talks to maybe four people, including me, at skool), and I know that he’s not trying to be mean or anything.

    So, I think I’m going to remind him tomorrow that he now owes me a kiss, and that he should give it to me before he leaves for break on Thursday…I wonder what will happen.

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  93. 123-My mom says maybe…I don’t know exactly where you’re going to be, but we’ll find out once my mom emails your mom, which she says she’ll do in the morning…but what about Twelve Oaks Mall? That’s a lot closer to us, but, as I said before, I don’t know about you…I guess we’ll talk more tomorrow, once our moms do.

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  94. 112) FrigidSymphony,
    We’ve got your birthday entered into the blogmind. The program simply hasn’t yet rolled it out into view. I expect it’ll pop up on December 21, after Cheese Monkey NUMBA 1’s birthday passes.

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  95. Hey guys. I noticed in November Birthday Thread you were all really nice and stuff and I couldn’t get on and say thanks.

    So, thanks.

    Uh…
    *shuffles feet awkwardly*

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  96. Oh, yeah. Sorry about your grandad, Kiki, mine passed away pretty recently, too. And 127: Congrats on the ‘kiss.’

    Right.

    Bye.

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  97. Gar. Funeral today. I’ll try not to break down completely, but then again, it’s expected. At least I don’t have to go to graveside services.

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  98. Yay Pheeberoonies! Did i say happy b-day to you? I might not’ve… :oops: but happy b-day anyway and hello!!! *pies*

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  99. 133: kay. just worried for a moment…

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  100. Kiki-Oh…I’m with you in spirit. Lean on me, when you need a hand…we all need somebody to leeaaan on. I’m being serious…be strong, hon.

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  101. 141- Thanks! And GAPAs, did you get me and Shadowkat’s parents emails? I think my mom sent it, but it might have just been my dream last night.

    [Yes, it’s all taken care of. Thanks! –Robert]

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  102. We really are here for you, kiki. it’s okay if you must break down and cry. you could even come cry on us! we’ve got our virtual shoulders ready…

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  103. Hi. I’m back after-um… a really long time HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

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  104. 127-Ooh. Intense. Carry Tic-Tacs in case of emergency. No, really. Have you ever kissed shotgun? Soda cans are the best. In my opinion.

    Not too much happened today. I threatened to break Bo’s nose, he thought it was empty, I broke the thing on the water fountain (but no one knew it was me except for him, and he wasn’t telling, I can tell you that), and–well, that was it. Tomorrow is our last day. Assembly on Leonardo da Vinci (snore), class until one, advisory party one to one thirty. And I won at Rock ‘n Roll Jeopardy. Again. :) I won by ten points.

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  105. Kiki- so sorry ;__; Here’s some more virtual choklit shaped like the muses. And here’s some bunny ones :]
    My grandpa died when I was one so I didn’t really know him…

    Haven’t been on for awhile due to horrid bad winds on the coast. Knocked out the power for five days…
    freeezing. Not to mention the constant fear of Carbon Monoxide (I wasn’t sure how it was caused because I am not that smart). Candles have mostly gone, but thank goodness, we got our power back yesterday.

    We have currently missed five days of school(two for snow days, three for power outage) and now it is piled onto the summer. sigh.
    -Well, I drew HPB’s on my binder.
    -Had a “Wave” demonstration during gym. Anyone ever heard of it? It’s a snowboard/wakeboard/skateboard I think. it is pretty nifty.
    -Oh, and our class might be going to Greece for an Educational trip during the summer :0
    It’s so awesome, and we get to go on a pretty good deal. We get a bilingual tour guide, hotel and cruises around to Italy and Rome I think. This is the first time this school’s ever done it I believe…so exciting!

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  106. this amazing math genius was supposed to come to our skool today, but he canceled. i can’t remember his name, but apparantly he can multiply gigantic numbers in his head and figure out what day of the week you were born on if you tell him your birthdate. too bad he didn’t come. the skool is trying to reschedule for after break.

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  107. (149) Was it Arthur Benjamin? He wrote Secrets of Mental Math: The Mathemagician’s Guide to Lightning Calculation & Amazing Math Tricks that tells you how to do those very things.

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  108. Mm, Kiki, I can’t do that time on Thursday…tell your mom to check her email.

    127-What’s kissing shotgun?

    A couple of the school districts in my area got the air let out of their buses’ tires…no one knows who did it, but it was one district yesterday, and another one today. School was cancelled, if you hadn’t guessed.

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  109. 127 – Just like in the Arthur book! Except a bit different…

    153 – What does it sound like?

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  110. 150: no. My math teacher told me his name, but i forgot it. it might have been Mike something. He lives in the Chicago Land area, and went to a catholic school named Transfiguration. Don’t worry, that’s not where i go.

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  111. So there’s shiva tonight and eighty people are over. And this one guy who is my uncle’s friend says,
    “Wow, Allegra, you are so much like my daughter Anna, who’s also eleven.”
    And I *glomp* and go,
    “Does she read a magazine called Muse?”
    And he goes “no” and I *glomp* again and breathe a sigh of relief. Cause what if it was THF’s dad? Odd.

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  112. Well, I won’t be seeing J againe until skool resumes – He’s leaving for all of break tomorrow morning (Trusting my luck, the bus will probably go past his house right as he’s pulling out of the driveway T_T). Yeah, it will feel kind of weird tomorrow, just hanging out w/ my friends (For the last two weeks, I’ve beene hanging out w/ J + a bunch of other random guys during lunch…I’m feeling like a really bad friend right now :o).

    I mentioned that he owed me a kiss today, but we were never at the right place at the right time…and then there’s the fact that he’s still somewhat shy/not confident around me. *Sighs* I hope he is able to get over it…I totally understand what it’s like to be insecure, but it just surprises me how insecure J is. He did give me a like…fifteen minute massage today, though ;D. I just walked up to him + started giving him a massage (Hey, everyone likes a massage once in awhile, LOL). When I was finished, he decided to give me one. Ha, he went about it as if I were made of glass or something (Me: “You know, you can rub a lot harder if you want.” J: “I don’t want to hurt your fragile little body.” Me: “Aww, don’t make me laugh!”).

    Sighs. But he wants to go see Black Christmas after break, + I heard that it’s supposed to be a good movie…

    More sighs. This is going to be a long holiday break…

    …*Laughs* I’ve never felt this way about anyone before…I don’t think I’ve ever really described him here…

    Almost as spontaneous as I am.
    Has two shoulder devils (instead of one devil + one angel), who pretty much duke it out 24/7. :D
    Probably has more alter-egos than I do. ^_^
    …Has a retard (flinch) button on the small of his back…XD
    Shiny black hair that curls somewhat.
    Dark shadow eyes (Probably due to the eyeliner, ^_^)
    Ivory face (I’m not even trying to be poetic here…That’s what his face really looks like – He has, like, better skin than G, FCOL)
    A bit taller than I am (But everyone’s taller than I am…).
    Black tripp jacket (It’s shmexy).
    Red/black tie.
    Purple/black tripp pants.
    Black nails (But I painted two of them blue)
    ….
    ^_^

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  113. Eh, wot? Butbut, I put my sign saying it was Muses 10th birthday up last year. And now it got torn down. Eh well. We should totally have a contest for who gets to make the birthday t-shirt. ^-^

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  114. Is anybody doing the Christmas Bird count? You should, if you have the chance. It’s REALLY fun.

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  115. 162- we usually do, but I don’t know if we’re going to this year.. Or has it already passed? When is it, anyway?

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  116. Mee tooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY VACATIOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    My favorite kind of chocolate? You obviously don’t know me, I love ALLLLLLL the good kinds of chocolate equally acceptions to the ones with weird nuts, fruits, and coffee flavors.

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  117. I Am bOreD that Is wEird, It am aslo hyper that is also weird.

    I like fudge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  118. Only hours to vacation…

    Four days until the wondeful birthday of Sir Isaac. I taped a picture of him to my purse today [didn’t fit properly on my shirt, and with our dress code…] and two kids in my chem class sucessfully id’ed him. One asked if I were having a passionate love affair with his corpse, though. But he’s way weird, so I went along with it. Mucho amusing. And my teacher noticed, too and said it was “classy.” Fun fun fun. I need a life.

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  119. everything with everybody sounds great. i like all chocolate, but not hershey’s, and not with nuts. i like fannie mae though. and frangos, and all those other nice-chocolate brands.

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  120. On the topic of Eragon, my friends all thought the movie was total rubbish too. Except for Morgan, who hasn’t read the book. They all agreed that Murtagh was hott, though. This conversation was held durring math class. We got many odd looks.

    A bit late, but *hugs Kiki*

    Hey, my birthdays the same as FS? Cool.

    Man, that took a while to read. I havn’t gotten on here for a while… time to catch up on other threads, now

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  121. I’m tired. TIREDTIREDTIRED. It’s weird, you pronounce “tired” like “ti-urd” instead of “ty-red”.

    I’m getting a skateboard tomorrow.

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  122. J. K. Rowling has released the title of the next Harry potter book. to find out what it is go to her official site. click on the eraser and you will be taken to a room — you’ll see a window, a door and a mirror.

    In the mirror, you’ll see a hallway. Click on the farthest doorknob and look for the Christmas tree. They click on the center of the door next to the mirror and a wreath appears. Then click on the top of the mirror and you’ll see a garland.

    Look for a cobweb next to the door. Click on it, and it will disappear. Now, look at the chimes in the window. Click on the second chime to the right, and hold it down. The chime will turn into the key, which opens the door. Click on the wrapped gift behind the door, then click on it again and figure out the title yourself by playing a game of hangman (I didn’t type all that out, I copy pasted it from an email my friend sent me)

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  123. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Repeat ad nauseum.
    HARRY POTTER 7’S TITLE CAME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    IT’S
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    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollow!!!!
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    OMGOMGOMG!!!
    Sorry, I needed to do that.

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  124. arent there only going to be 7….or 8?!?!?!?!

    oh yeah i forgot to celebrate

    wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    I AM SO SO SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!!
    YAY
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    ok i am better now!

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  125. more Great Moments in MuseBlog History

    *cue pretentious ceremonial fanfare*

    One year ago tomorrow, December 22, a new phrase entered the lexicon of MuseBloggers everywhere, words now embedded in our hearts, embossed on our license plates, and emblazoned on our t-shirts.

    An eyewitness, Ebeth the Lurker, as she was then known, recorded this awe-inspiring moment as follows:

    Ok the other MuseBloggers and I were happily MuseBlogging away, when one day the GAPA (Great And Powerful Administrator-Robert Coontz) suggested the lovely phrase “pwt pwns”

    We sat in shock.

    And began the chant. PWT PWNS!!! PWT PWNS!!!

    Relive the moment here:
    https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=62#comment-367

    this Public Service Announcement was made possible by the PWLPSA.*

    *People Who Love Public Service Announcements

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  126. Put it on the calendar! Along with all the other moments. I will write “pwt pwns” in my planner in rememberance and maybe talk about it and confuse my friends, as they seem to have endless fun constantly confusing me.

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  127. Remember when Half-Blood Prince came out? Everyone was like, ‘Who is the prince?’ And then Dogface Spratsky was like, ‘Maybe it’s Harry Potter.’ Caz Kounkerwicz immediately said, ‘But that would be like calling the book Harry Potter and Harry Potter’s Other Name. To be precise, it would be.’ Dogface went back with, ‘Ever heard of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?’ It was pretty funny. It was also 2:30 am, stuck in a tree with a lot of slavering dachshunds underneath, waiting to get the three of us. Finally Blabberie Stooks stole the Jeep to get us, but he was afraid of hitting them, so we got in and I spent the worst half hour of my life squashed in the back listening to them jump at the sides. Sorry. Just remembering all those memories…

    It was my last day at school today. I’m all right. I think I ate too much, however. I’m a little sick of chocolate. It’s really not that great. Not that I munch on carob chips or whatever, that’s still.

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  128. Chocolate is amazing. It is also good for you. well, good quality dark chocolate is. NOT HERSHEYS!!!! Hersheys is evil.

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  129. 182- it’s Hallows, not Hollows. And I looked it up in the dictionary and it means a sacred or holy object. (I didn’t know the definition; all I could think of was Hollows)

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  130. Hershey’s chocolate has a barnyard taste. I’m an unashamed food snob. Really.

    Last night I saw Harvey for the first time. It was really good. Jimmy Stewart is definitely one of my favorite actors. Josephine Hull was also excellent.

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  131. 176- Cooooool. Yay Robert!!!

    I like Choklit. Godiva Choklit is reeealy good, especally those asortments that come in a big box… got one of those for Christmas, once… yum. Fanie May is also good, very smooth. Ahh… I ♥ Choklit.

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  132. hershey’s just has a weird texture… i can’t really describe it. But I like all the other kinds of choklit, especially dark choklit.

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  133. Why isn’t it snowing?!?!? Here it is, December 22, and it’s raining. RAINING!!!!!!!!! In the cold part of the country. I hate global warming.
    Anyway, on a lighter note, I get to take care of Jakie, my friend’s bird until new years!
    Jakie says “skwauk”.

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  134. 173+174: LOL, you don’t know how much I’ve heard about that in the last 48 hrs.

    176: *Claps*

    190: Yeah, it’s been raining practically nonstop here for the last two days!

    *Goes outside to make waterangels + a waterman, + maybe throw some waterballs while she’s at it*

    This sucks!

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  135. 191- RAINRAINRAIN. As a matter of fact, I’m in within 8 hours of where you live. RAINRAINRAIN. Blech.

    So I met up with Shadowkat at an Olive Garden. It was REALLY fun but it would’ve been more fun if some other people came.

    I got a skateboard then went to an indoor skateboard park. It was SO FUN.

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  136. 192- What? When was this all planned? Another Kokonvention? Well, if it wasn’t in Chicago I couldn’t have gone anyway. *sulks* But cool that you guys got together.

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  137. You know what makes me mad?

    Being assigned a Biology project THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL BEFORE BREAK that’s sue when we get back.

    -ANGER!-

    I like all dark chocolate, the darker, the better. Oh sweet bitter cocoa, how I live thee~

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  138. 176- *applause*

    My friends tried to have a “it’s winter break” party but we all got to tired. advice: people are to tired to stay awake on fridays so partys work better on Saturdays.

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  139. Queenie (186), I really like the film Harvey too. I love that it leaves me thinking that things I know for sure could never happen maybe really could after all.

    In a different vein, I think it’s interesting how positively Elwood P. Dowd (the Jimmy Stewart character) is portrayed despite his apparent drinking problem. I think it’s a sign of how attitudes toward alcohol have changed between 1950 and nowadays. None of the characters seems overly concerned about how much he drinks. I think that would be different if the movie were remade today. Hey is there a remake?

    Hmm. I’ll go check.

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  140. 194-Sorry about that. By the way, my social studies teacher is not a hoopy frood. Not even a remotely hoopy frood.

    197-You know, for the standards of the period, he really doesn’t drink all that much. I think Veda just overreacted and tells Sanderson that Elwood drinks all day when he’s really just going places about town. I don’t think there’s a remake, but there might me…

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  141. I have no homework yay. I am also very bored. I took apart a computer yesterday. Just for fun. Now i have another computer to dismantle if my parents will let me. They should given that Its missing the motherboard. :D

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  142. 199-Try re-soldering the motherboard. Ask Sir Baker how it’s done; he’ll probably tell you.

    I saw most of Annie Hall last night. Hilarious. Americanly hilarious, but still very good. Some of the jokes are a little weird, but I liked it. A lot. The A.H. look is kind of outdated, but the movie is also a Woody Allen classic, along with Small Time Crooks. He was in a James Bond movie, did you know that? The first Casino Royale, the 1969 one with Ursula Undress-I mean Andress of course-and Peter Sellers, among other people.

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  143. So who here actually celebrates Festivus? So far the count is: ONE.
    It doesn’t feel like Christmas, though. No snow…*tears*

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  144. 203- What’s festivus? I celebrate christmas, even though I’m not Christian.
    202- I love paris! I went there two summers ago. Pastries=Mmmm!! When I went to the top of the Eiffel Tower it was a dreary weather day.
    199- I have a math take home test. Bleh. It’s not that I don’t like math, it’s that I don’t like homework. And I’m pretty sure it’s questions from the Math A exam practice test. Which means I am completely unprepared for the Math A exam. I learn stuff for the test/quiz and then I forget it. Very efficient way of doing things.

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  145. (199) Blah. That’s horrid.
    I have to start and finish two paintings (at least) on my two week break, but it’s my fault for not starting sooner.

    (202) Really? Cool! I love Paris. I haven’t been there for 7 years butI’m going there this summer. My sister lives there but she’s coming home tonight to visit for a week.

    My friend Emily and I went to Mexico today to do some Christmas shopping. It’s always a tad stressful going to a market in Mexico, because you have to bargain for everything. I’m always torn between wanting to get something for cheap and wanting the poor vendors to make a decent profit. Which shows that I’m kind of a sucker, I know.
    But I did end up getting some nice things for probably a quarter of what they would have cost up here. Plus I ate some excccceeeellentt burritos. *drool* It’s amazing, the difference between real Mexican food and American Mexican.
    Oh oh! And I got to try out my newly aquired spanish 3 skills! I succesfully asked for and obtained directions to the nearest bank without a word of English being used.

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  146. 205- aah, lucky you. I wish I could go to Mexico. Quiero tamales y burritos y todo pero mucho mas mejor que los que puedas comprar aquí. Tambien quiero comida Argentina but that’s beside the point. Me encanta tanto la cultura hispanohablante y todo los cosas relados a español.

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  147. *yawn* Well, our Christmas Eve Eve(well, now it’s Christmas Eve, technicly) party is almost over… I’m eating this yummy snack, a cheese ravioli cooked twice, with pesto sauce on top and half a tomato held together with a frilly toothpick. I should be getting to bed soon… ‘Night, all.

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  148. GRRRR. Every one’s out of town cuz of christmas and since I don’t celebrate it, I have nothing to do except wait until it is late enuff to call the only friend who isn’t occuppied with whatever and drag the computer over to her house cuz my parents don’t want computer parts all over the house and its too cold to work in the back building which is the abandoned carraige house in the back of our property which the former owners trashed.

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  149. Hi Im Bak We Gots Lotta Snow Heer Three Feettsa Snow!!!!!!!!
    Sorry. Im reel xited 2 b bak! RRRRRR I nEd 2 get all the txt outta me!
    209- u dont celebrte Xmas?! *faints* Look, i gotta go! Legos await!
    :-)

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  150. 210- err… I didn’t understand that. Please type legibly without chatspeak.the only bit I understood was when you were responding to 209. Also, plenty of people here don’t celebrate christmas.

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  151. 204: Festivus is Dec 23. It was invented by the writers of Seinfeld, and it’s slogan is “A Festivus for the rest of us!” An unadorned aluminum pole is used in place of a christmas tree, and those attending particapate in an “Airing of Grievances” in which they tell everybody else in all the ways they have been disappointed that year. The party is ended when the head of the house is wrestled to the ground and pinned. It’s not a real holiday, so i don’t know why anyone would celebrate it, unless they’re manic fans of Seinfeld.
    We have a holiday party on Festivus, although we call it Christmas Eve Eve. Usually the people at our party know its festivus though. i heard them talking about it.
    210: Please, could you type somewhat remotely normally? I’m sure that’s not how you actually think. And you’re giving me a headache reading that. Or maybe the headache is from staying up til one last night.

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  152. Sort of random, but then again, this is the random thread. Has anyone heard of a band called the LeeVees? My mom and I were listening to something about them on NPR. It’s kind of late now that hannuka is over, but they wrote some really cool hannukah songs that are sooooo funny. In particular, a song called Goyim Friends, is hilarious. All lyrics are G. You Tube them or look at their website (I don’t know the URL, you can probably google them) Sorry, random, but that’s just what came to mind.

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  153. 209-I feel your pain. London shuts down on Xmas, did you know that? No tube, no businesses, no anything. Charles Dickens’s House, which is a museum thingy, has a reading of his books and a party, which is the only thing to do.

    212-That’s based off a holiday celebrated by someone the scriptwriter actually knew.

    213-Yeah, they wrote a song about how to spell the Jewish Winter Holiday, which is totally impossible to spell in its entirety or even mention without offending someone.

    Whenever people talk about having a ‘white’ Christmas I always think of the non-Caucasians and Australians who are totally left out of that. Poor guys.

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  154. 192: I would have, but I was snowed rained in. JK…But if we can plan a more formal convention in MI, the chances of me being able to come would definitely be greater.

    Alas, I am a choklit-lover again. My friend gave me a bunch of Hershey kisses the other day, and I definitely ate them all in one sitting. Then our neighbors just gave us a bunch of choklit/nut/candy-cane brownies…*Goes + eats another one* LOL, I cannot escape the choklit.

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  155. Hi!! I’m in rural Illinois at a rustic lodge. Fun! Yeah, the Kokonvention was schweet. I have nothing to say, exept that I’m getting a Nintendo DS on Tuesday.

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  156. 210-AAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Its a chatspeaker. *sprays with ACS (antichatspeaker spray)

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  157. 212- Thanks. I don’t watch Seinfeld. I don’t watch TV. I get 7 channels :D. Network I think it’s called?

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  158. We finally decorated our tree. I love how there’s no theme to it…just a ton of random ornaments.

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  159. (214) Yeah, and all the people who live in places in the US where it doesn’t snow. But actually, Australian summer Christmas is quite nice. I experienced it last year. We had a picnic in my Aunt’s backyard with oysters, cold turkey and cold soup. But another wierd thing- a lot of Australians did get a white Christmas this year. In snowed all over Victoria. Which was quite a blessing, coz there some terrible bush fires going on.

    Uh. I stabbed my hand while shucking oysters and it is now very sore. I hope it doesn’t impair my present opening abilities.

    Well, I’m off. Happy Christmas to all you who celebrate it, and best wishes to everyone else as well.

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  160. Guess what! I had another random dream with Ebeth in it! I think there was this piece of paper I had to give to her (it was indestructable paper) before she died (her date of death was on there too, but It was in some weird system of dating because I remember trying to figure out how old she was going to be but I couldn’t, it was weird) but first I had to do something else… gosh, I don’t remember at all. This will be the second dream with Ebethy, not including the one about the MB convention where I couldn’t find anybody, but Ebeth wasn’t actually in there. Well, I guess she was, but I didn’t actually see her… but I couldn’t figure out who anybody was anyway, so that’s not very acurate.

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  161. Meeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyy Chhrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssstttttttttttttmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaassss!

    Does anyone else still get Santa Claus? Everyone at our house gets Santa Claus gifts, even my parents.

    Last night was awesome! We all went to church and some of my friends and I did a lytirgical dance in the Christmas candle light service! We did really good!

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  162. How is everyone’s Christmas going?

    I just finished opening presents, and now I’m on the comp (obviously), listening to Mannheim Steamroller’s Christmas albums. It’s like techno/new age meets Christmas carols. :P

    My favourite part of the holidays is decorating the tree…Although this year, we didn’t get a chance to decorate it until yesterday afternoon. Our tree never has a theme to it – Just a ton of random ornaments that have been accumulating in our house over the years. I love to find the ones that my LB and I made in grade skool…Hey, I’m sentimental like that!

    Zomygawd, my mom gave me BLACK PEARLS! I…I don’t even wear jewelery! I feel inc guilty. She gave me a necklace, a bracelet, and earrings. They are absolutely gorgeous – They almost look like little pieces of hemitite – my favourite stone.

    Other than that, I got yet another watch, this really froody floor lamp that looks like a bunch of flowers, these really purty mosaic candle holders, a Power Block for my Nano, some cute pajamas w/ snowflakes, and a ton of other random stuff (Lots of fancy choklit – I can tell that my mother is in love w/ the international food aisle at Meijer, LOL).

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  163. A Song About Choklit

    Who likes the choklit?
    Everybody likes the choklit!
    Nobody hates the choklit!
    Cuz everybody likes the choklit!

    Heh heh. It’s actually funny if you see the video clip that goes w/ it. My LB found it at weebl.com, I think – It’s just these little choklit eggs dancing…Well, at least I thought it was cute.

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  164. 230 – So did my mom! Except she got it for herself, put all her favorite songs on it, took it walking a lot, and then wrapped it up again. It was hilarious. “Oh, look! An iPod! Just what I always wanted! And it has all my favorite songs on it! Imagine that!”

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  165. I got a camera! wooooooo!

    And tommorow I shall set off for Lousiana. Then Florida. Then Atlanta.

    I got a ton of books, so I won’t be bored on the 2+ days worth of driving.

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  166. Food. Everyone gets me choklit. No complaints here.

    And I’ve been playing Civilization IV all day. Okay, since I got home from school on Friday. I’m very addicted.

    So, did anyone else watch NORAD track Santa? It’s funny every year.

    On Saturday, I made one of my friends come over to watch MP& The Holy Grail, because she had never seen it. And then the Spanish Inquisition episode, too. She was in shock afterwards. ‘t was funny. I think I scared her a bit with it. But she did laugh every time they “rode horses.”

    What else? Hmm…

    On Thurs. [last day of school before break] I only went to two classes–math, because I had a test [BOMBED!] and chem because it’s fun. Mostly.

    So. Chem. I think I babbled about it and the Sir Isaac picture in an earlier post… We didn’t actually do much. Just ran around and talked to people when we should have been doing our lab reports. We did do our graphs, though :D And I found that the mother of kid-with-whom-I’m-going-to-el-dance-o [who will be referred to as K, because it’s the first letter of that whole hyphenated thing] is a camera fiend. Zark. Yeah. We were discussing that. Haha, then he called my house for directions and was on the phone with my mumsy for literally twenty minutes. Weird. Looks like I’ll be creeping him out…. gosh, I’m mean. Anyway.

    Eleven until two thirty-five on Thurs. was cool, though.

    I hung in Gifted for the entire time and wasted time. ‘t was cool. We played card games. And I learned some game called “Drug Dealer” and I sucked. We were pretty much high on winter break spirits. And this one kid won, like, every game, from Bullshit to Spit to Kemps [sp?]. Actually, my partner and I won Kemps the same amount of times as he and his partner. My sister and her friend won once, I think… Yeah, she was there. And kept trying to see everyone’s card during Drug Dealer. Typical of her. I hate that game, though. It’s all one big staring contest, because the dealer is supposed to wink. Essentially. Staring while making a really straight face. I was making a really weird face. My amused-but-really-clueless expression. My Kemps partner or K probably had the straightest faces. And this one annoying guy from my gov’t class pwned at winking inconspicuously. Our teachers/supervisors thought we were funny playing that game. One joined in for a round or two. Funfunfun.

    And now I’m at home and I’ve been eating all day. Yay, food!

    127- Huzzah! He had better kiss you after break, or I’ll…I dunno…pout?

    145- HI!

    146- Kissing shotgun? What is that?

    160- Wheeeee, math. I hate math class and my math teacher, but like math. So I only sort-of put effort into the class…I need a decent grade to get into engineering next year…

    173- So I’ve heard [HP7]

    194- Ick. Bio teachers, leave those kids alone!

    My parents had that stupid channel with the evil burning log on all morning. It’s finally gone.

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  167. MERRY CHRISTMAHANAKWANZA!!!!!!!

    Whee!! Hope everyone who celebrates Christams got what they wanted, and everyone had a nice day. :)

    I got Choklit. A small bar of Godiva and some Farangos(sp?), which were the Marshal Feilds choklits that they have to get rid of cause Macys bought Marshal Feilds out. Meh. But oh well.

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  168. 238- It’s called the Yule Log, and yes, it is evil. It will be in the top list of out Mostly Harmless Things To Destroy list.

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  169. I gave her the godivas. also some good books and some fuzzy gloves and a new brush. She gave me some froodylicious books too. We both got Frangos in our stockings from “santa.” i got some clothes and money and barnes+nobles giftcards and itunes giftcards and…. oh yes, and an IPOD!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!! One of the froody new shuffles that are tiny. I’m listening to it now. In fact, i’ve been listening to it all day. and the little flashy light is still green. Man, how long can this thing go before running out of juice?

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  170. I got one of those magic scarf things. We call it a Thneed. Which everyone everyone everyone needs. (quote from Dr. Seuss’ “The Lorax”) It’s such the coolest thing. It’s purple, and I can wear it however I want. Well, not however I want. There are some things it would have difficulty being. But not many! ‘Tis fun.

    Oh, man, I had the weirdest dream last night. My teacher, who will be given a new name in the dream description, (Ms. Pebble) was the main character. When I flew in a room, she didn’t even gasp or anything! Everyone else did. And I’m not putting all of this on the dream thread because no one goes onto that thread. I forget the rest of it, though. Well, not all of it. I had to make a “Nest, and not just any nest! A biting nest!” It was a riddle that I supposedly knew. I, him herself, did not, but that’s the magic of dreams. I came up with the answer, (it turns out that the answer was a snake. I won, but the prize was to be this mean but rich person’s daughter, and I didn’t want to do that, so I flew away. Many things were involved in this dream. There was one time when I had to ask my cousin what was going to be on my math test. It was graphs. “All you have to do is…” but that’s all I heard, because I was falling down the cliff. And if any of you fly in your dreams, you know that you need a decent head start, so I couldn’t fly away. So I went to the school nurse to bring me back to life, even though I was alive, but my body wasn’t. I kind of watch myself at the sidelines in most of my dreams. And then the nurse said I had hypothermia. It was odd.

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  171. I am tired. Why am I tired? I have no idea why I’m tired.

    How was y’all’s Christmas?✬The holiday season is Over!!!✬*cheering from crowds*

    {:)

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  172. wait! parts of my post got cut off.

    the dismembered head was a person ( {:)-

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  173. I made a buche de Noel. I’m not very good at it, but I tried, and I borrowed some plastic axes and trees to stick on it. It was tasty, but the ganache was more than a little rich.

    I didn’t get anything. But I ordered some Doc Martens. They were two left boots, a size 6 and a size 7. I am disappointed, but I can fix it, so that’s all right.

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  174. ??? Mwahahaha! I figured out how to steal people’s cool signs! I hope the stolen stars work. ???

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    ?????????????????? How do you all do these strange signs? Hey! I can post bigger! Yay for me! I’m so glad this is the random thread, and I won’t get in trouble with myself for PoPoing. Because I’m not PoPoing.
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    ?s look like the bottom part of electric guitars. What exactly are they?

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    ? It’s a guitar!

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  175. 247-If those were mine it serves you right

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  176. ✯✫❆❁☆❊✷✵✫✸ ☞名哐 Weee is fun this is a weird font why is it a weird font? I don’t know. Maybe it will disappear when I post.

    Gapas and other oh-too-sensible thinkers: Let a poor kid have some random fun. :twisted:

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  177. Its weird. The symbols looked a lot different before I posted.

    sorry for the triple post.

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  178. AHRG!! MY PEZ DISPENSER IS BEING STUPID!!
    *deep breath* Hmm. OK.

    (226, Em) Sweet! Museblog dreams! Haha. That’s hilarious.

    (232 metalfairy) Yeah, I agree. I love decorating the tree.

    (238 SM) I know! I hate Drug Dealer. It’s such an annoying game.

    (238/240) Wait, what is the Yule Log? A tv channel with a burning log on it? What?

    (242 Taiwan Hippo Fan) Hawhoah. Interesting dream. Odd indeed. Do you often have flying dreams?

    (246 Queenie) Congratulations. On making the buche de Noel. I fail at it, miserably. Zark, it’s been ages since I’ve even thought about that stuff…he. Once I had it in a school cafeteria in France. Interesting exprience.
    Doc Martens pwn :D
    Why didn’t you get anything? :(

    I got a brand new shiny eisel!! (actually, it’s matte black but whatever). It’s a nice sturdy, light aluminum one that folds up well and doesn’t rock. I love it. I also got The Omnivore’s Dilemma, the new Decemberists album, and Duke Ellington’s Greatest Hits.
    Oh yeah, and a shirt with a picture of a man looking at a sign on a wall that says “If you see anything mysterious or unusual, enjoy it while you can.”
    It was excellent fun.

    Happy Boxing Day everyone!

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  179. My post got deleted or something! although, someone else’e post could have messed it up. Weirdness.

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  180. 242- I have tons of dreams of flying. Actually, no matter what my dream is about, I can always fly. And I’m always convinced that I can fly, and it’s so sad when I wake up, I can’t fly. I combine the sensations of floating in water and being on the traveling rings in gym to make flying. I think.

    I have FINALLY finished the book I was writing for NaNoWriMo. Praise the Muses. I swear I could heare them whispering in my ear. ;)

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  181. 254- Usually the GAPAs zap posts for a reason. It probably included external contact info.

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  182. 253-I didn’t get anything because I have no winter holiday. I don’t celebrate anything.

    255-Congratulations, Kiki. Twist it, sister!

    The ?l? is a bug–the GAPA keep it here to remind us that we can never be sure who anyone we meet online really is in the real world. Creepy, huh?

    I think everyone should read Tom Holt’s “The Portable Door.” It’s amazing. It has all the fantasy of HP (don’t groan), and it’s hilarious. Plus, the LOTR jokes are enough to leave you in stitches. Permanently.

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  183. I dreamed that my school had brand new, handy dandy notebo- er broomsticks! And I believe I got a chance to fly on one. But then I woke up and forgot it. And remembered it again. I hve flown in my dreams before and let me tell you, it is just like swimming except without water.

    Ditto on that praise! I finished writing a rough draft of my letter to the principal about a recycling program, and your article with the golden toad was very helpful. I quoted the El Ninos paragraph but the stupid spellcheck kept underlining “Ninos” and replacing it with “nines”.

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  184. I lurve the omnivore’s dilemma. it’s kind of sickening, though. You should read The Botany of Desire by that same guy. It’s a banned book because it talks about marijuana. but it’s good.
    i had a dream last night, that i was trying to put this golf ball on top of the christmas tree, but it kept jumping off and flying around the room and hitting people on their heads. then i threw a ham at it, and it died. but then it turned into this little shriveled melon thing, so i ate it. then I died. And i went to the afterworld, and i met the golf ball there, and it was like, well know you know how it feels to be dead! not so nice is it? then i jumped down a conviently placed chimney and escaped from it. then i woke up. Strange.

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  185. 241: So many ppl I know got iPods for Christmas – My friend got a 30 gig one, and she doesn’t even listen to musik that much!

    242: That almost beats (on a scale of weirdness) the dream I had last night.

    253: I used to have about eleven pez dispensers…I don’t know what happened to them, sniffsob.

    I had the weirdest dream this morning (+ then I woke up at one-thirty this afternoon – got over twelve hrs of sleep). I had to move to this creepy city in the middle of nowhere, and I lived in this huge apartment building. I lived on the 139th (top) floor, and – get this – my friend lived on the -264th floor! See, there were tons of ppl moving to this city, but for some reason, ppl didn’t want to build the apartments upward, so they were building them downward! I was really, really tired, too – I’ve never actually felt tired in a dream before.

    I went through a couple of days in the dream. I would wake up, go to skool for about half the day, then go to work for a really long time, then go back to my apartment and collapse on my bed. But then I would immediately have to get up + go back to skool.

    Well, I hope everyone had/is having (?) a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, a Kwazy Kwanzaa…etc! :)

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  186. (257 Queenie) You know, I think you’re the only atheist I of know of who doesn’t observe a religious winter holiday. It’s strange hat so many atheists observe religious holidays, I guess. My Christmases are funny because my whole family, which is atheist, gets together to eat dinner with our close friends, who are Jewish. Plus this year we had a Buddhist, too. But no Christians. Yeah. Makes a lot of since.

    (255 Kiki) Good job! You did better than I did. I abandoned mine at about 2000 words.

    (259 VF) Yeah, so far it’s been a pretty good book. I asked for it because we had talked about it here so much.

    Right now I’m listenting to my Duke Ellington’s Greatest Hits! Yay!

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  187. And the length of my book is…

    OMFG!!!
    12,769!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIII!!!!
    But that’s counting the About the Author and the three-page-long glossary. :)

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  188. Wow! Everyone got ipods for Christmas! I got a ipod shuffle. It’s so TINY! It’s only the size of my first thumb joint! I hope I don’t loose it.

    Wow! That’s so cool! What did you write about Kiki the Great?

    Speaking about books, I just finished reading the weirdest one! I really love books but I’d never read a romance novel before so I tried it. It was aweful! Here’s the plot……………

    Girl: I have to go to America to marry this guy I don’t even know. :sad:
    Captain: Eek! Pirates! :shock:
    Girl: Fight! Fight! I know how to sword fight! Kill!
    Pirate Captain: You can’t kill me! Haha! :evil: You are now my prisoner!
    Girl: Grrrr! I don’t like you! Wait! Eeek! I’m scared of the dark!
    Pirate Captain: I’ll save you!
    Girl: Thanks!
    Pirate Captain: Do like me now?
    Girl: Yes!
    *Kiss Kiss*
    Me: Yuck!!!!!!!!!
    Pirate Captain: Oh. Your fiance wants you back. I’ll ransom you off.
    Girl: Bye.
    Fiance: Don’t you like me? I just saved you from an evil pirate!
    Girl: No! I don’t like you! Wait! Eeek! I’m scared of the dark!
    Fiance: I’ll save you!
    Girl: Thanks
    Fiance: Do you like me now?
    Girl: Yes!
    *Kiss Kiss*
    Me: Double Yuck!!!!!!!!!
    Girl: Oh No! My father is captured by pirates! Won’t you help him?!
    Fiance: No. I don’t know where the pirates are.
    Girl: I know someone who does!
    *knocks fiance out and escapes to Pirate Captain*
    Girl: Won’t you help me rescue my father?
    Pirate Captain: Only if you marry me!
    Girl: Okay!
    *Kiss Kiss*
    Me: Man, this girl has problems!
    *After many battles over randomness, the Pirate Captain and Girl find themselves shipwrecked. It turns out that the Pirate Captain had a fake beard all along and when the Girl pulls it off she sees……*
    Girl: Gasp! My fiance!
    Pirate captain/fiance: Oops.
    Girl: I’m going to kill you! :mad:
    *And I won’t even try to go into the details that somehow bring this story to a happy ending. I was confused by it anyway*

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  189. 253+255 – I almost always fly in my dreams. It’s really up to me whether or not I fly. I control what I do, for the most part. My first flying endeavor that I remember was when I was in 2nd grade. I was Harry Potter. I flew up a huge hollow column and then smacked Malfoy in the face. It was brief, but nonetheless satisfying. Often I’m a character that looks similar to Kim Possible, and it’s a nightmare that I have gotten used to. I’m always chased by bad guys, and flying at full speed is difficult. I probably tense up like crazy when I have a dream in which I’m chased. Oh, well, I could talk about my dreams for hours, but I won’t. I’ll go to the dreams thread for that. *goes to dreams thread and decides that dreams threads don’t seem to work very well so just says nothing more about dreams for the time being*

    260 – I have never had numbers in my dreams, at least so I can remember. And my dreams are more abstract. For the most part, I can control what I do, but not where I am. I feel tired a lot in my dreams, though. One dream, I was being chased by the evil Curious George, and at that time, I could make myself wake up, or at least change dreams. It was helpful to be able to get out of bad nightmares. I miss that feature. Anyway, it was just about the end of that point of time in my dreamness, so when I tried to wake up, I saw my stairs. It was comfortable and familiar enough for me, so I relaxed. Suddenly, CG and his troops showed up! I was so scared. I have a couple of other dreams where I thought I woke up, but I’ll just say that one.

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  190. 256- Nope. I remember what I put. It was what I got for christmas. I don’t feel like retyping it either. Hmph.

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  191. GAPA error is possible. We’ve been zapping a lot of spam lately, and it’s possible that your post wound up accidentally mislabeled. We’re sorry if that’s what happened.

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  192. Randomest thing EVER.
    milk.com (gapas, if you like, leave it, if you don’t, take it away) has the weirdest thing on it.
    KOKOPELLI.
    Yes, Kokopelli. In a milk carton. And the front page says: “Welcome To Milk Kommunikations Ko-Op
    established 1994
    your lactose pipeline
    We love marmots.”

    Which is really strange for me to run into Kokopelli on a random site…….

    [This looks mostly harmless, so we’ll allow it this time. Please don’t make a habit of posting links, however. –Admin.]

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  193. 255.) I actually had a really weird dream last night that involved flying. I dreamed that I had just taken a shower and was wearing two towels (I always wear two towels, one around my waist, one around my top half…. I’m too tall for just one towel) when I grabbed a pillow for some reason and started swimming the butterfly (the stroke) in the air, and floated around. I flew outside, (remember, all I had on was two towels….. And a couch pillow…..) and tried to find some clothes. Flying around, I ended up by this gigantic fancy skyscraper hotel where Artemis Fowl was opening up a window. (it was really big and talll….) I suddenly had clothes on (weird….) and I waved. He saw me and almost fell over. Then this kid named Steven who is at my school (and VERY annoying, but his brother is even more so…) saw me and said, “I want to fly!” He was in the same hotel as Artemis. He jumped out of the window and fell on the ground several stories below and walked back inside. Then I turned the towels into magic carpets (the towels were now on my back) so that I wouldn’t have to fly on a pillow. Then Artemis jumped onto one of the towels, and we flew off to some gigantic house that we were suddenly in, and there was a girl pouring strawberry jam on a quilt. She looked at us and said, in a weird, hyper, evilish voice, “Hehehehe, this is my midnight snack. I love blanket. It will be so yummy!” We took the blanket with us and came to a place with a butler (old, decrepit, and skinny, the epitome of butler-hood) who was playing the piano. We threw the blanket on him, and he said, “Oh, no. I have a bloody nose. Goodbye.” And he left. I started playing the piano, when the butler came back in, swallowing a corner of blanket. His mouth was all jammy and he said, “That was an excellent blanket. Please leave.” And then my dream switched to a weird cross between Avatar, my school, some people who lived underwater for two years (Steve Irwin and his family, to be precise. And Woody. From Toy Story.) and a baby that slept in a cello. Kind of strange.

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  194. I had a dream in which all I was doing, was playing Civ IV. Seriously. Actually, I’ve had it more than once. I’m officially obsessed.

    267- Woah, seriously? Just random spam? Icky.

    My sister’s friends are all over now. There are like a bigillion freshies inhabiting my home. And I’m being yelled at to get off my computer. Why? It’s not like I’m going to associate with the annoyingness.

    I just scrapped about a tenth of my devart gallery. I now only have 16 more deviations than scraps.

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  195. Heeheehee…. these dreams are funny. and so is milk.com. whoo! My Muse came today! The world is a happy place again!

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  196. 271-Whoa you can remember all that? I always tend to forget about my dreams.. though last night I dreamed about museblog (no doubt from reading this thread) but it’s really vague. Just a whole bunch of musers sitting around a table while others entered the room and their names were announced. And then Queenie came in and she had a twin sister named claire…

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  197. I hardly ever remember my dreams. I wonder why that is. I remembered my dreams sometimes when I was younger, but now I hardly ever remember my dreams.

    I found this on a website. I’m not sure it it’s true or not, but here it is:

    f you’re not remembering your dreams, its actually a good thing. Everyone dreams each night (granted you can cycle through the sleep stages) and remembering a dream means you were awakened or prematurely forced out of a sleep stage. This causes you to gain consciousness while still thinking about the dream you were having. Its like how most people remember nightmares, because a nightmare is usually terrifying and causes you to wake up very quickly.
    Not remembering dreams means that you are getting a good night’s sleep each night, at least enough so that your body can naturally sleep without being disturbed and awakened. I know it seems boring to not remember dreams, but in the end it just signifies that your body is getting good sleep.

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  198. 275 – I had a Muse dream last night too. It was really vivid when I woke up, but it’s mostly gone now. Pentatonikk and Ebeth had large roles. And Ebeth had made a post on Penty’s Proboards site.

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  199. I’ve had multiple dreams about finding copies of long-lost Muses.

    Last night I dreamed that I got a piece of that newfangled smartpaper and a puppy that my mom actually let me keep.

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  200. okay, um, well, first of all, i am back now, maybe for good this time?
    on a totally new and random and possibly slightly annoying topic, yesterday i went on youtube and found videos of Bowling For Soup’s version of Baby One More Time and Green Day’s Jesus of Suburbia and then i was really excited for no reason.

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  201. PP- I dunno, because I always feel like I don’t get a good nights sleep. This morning I realized a slight tint of dark under my eyes. On normal school days, I go to sleep at 11 and wake up at 5:30. Maybe that’s why…I have an abnormal sleep pattern.

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  202. Hullo Arianhrod of Orkney!
    Oh, sorry about double post but speaking of Youtube, has anyone heard of the Japanese drama “1 litre of tears”? It’s based off a true story and it’s about a girl who at age 16 (about) gets a brain disease. Her cranium is starting to deteriorate and slowly she begins to lose the ability to talk, walk or even write. It’s extremely sad.

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  203. Weird. I was thinking about the dream I had this morning, the first dream I can actually remember in a while, and then I came here and everyone was talking about dreams.

    I figure I’ll share mine, though it’s not nearly as interesting as some of the other dreams on here. Here goes:

    I was in this room with about 4 other kids, each of us sitting in these sort of jepoardy-cubicle things, only they had roofs and were spread out. One of them was a really annoying very-mathy(I don’t know, thats just how I thought of him at the time) looking boy, another a tall girl with blond hair pulled up in a ponytail with a very haughty look. The whole room lit up like on that show, weakest link?, and an announcer man came out. He would say a word, and we’d have to buzz in with the correct synonyn and spell it out. Apperently, the tall blond girl was the reigning champ. We stopped for a commercial or something, and she came over and started bragging, while eating some complimentary cookies. Then we played this game she designed where there was a story on a large piece of posterboard with some blanks, like in mad libs, only instead of verb, noun, adj., etc., under the blanks, there were words. We had to guess the synonym like before. A huge crowd of people gathered around. Nobody was able to guess the word. I had a feeling that the girl had heard the right guess but wasn’t telling anyone (if no one guessed, she won). Then my dream went into this weird tangent involving the girls uncle on the commitee that approved the board-game thing we were playing. Then we(all the contestants) were in this little white room with crappy tables and some refreshments, and my nose started to glow, and then the girls nose started to glow too. She started to ask me questions about a part time job I had had, over the summer at the summer camp I actually worked at in real life. Apparently, the nose glowing meant I was lying about something. I ended up trying to reassure the girl I wasn’t lying. Then I woke up and didn’t have a chance to ask the girl what she was lying about.

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  204. 36) I agree esp about the Harry Potter thing they left out so much stuff how the heck do people like it
    High School Musical is getting on my nerves i mean hello how many times can you hear “bop to the top” w/o going mad i think im reaching my limit. school, streets…
    While im in the mood i shall rant about how freakin’ corrupt the world is. have you seen pictures of some of the celebrities on magazines!??!?!??!? Uggghhhh!
    i think i’ll shut up now

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  205. 271 – Yeah, like wow, how can you remember everything? I usually forget most of my dreams within ywo minutes of waking up.
    284 – Yeah, my lil’ sister is obsessed with that one basketball guy in High School Musical. She also (unfortunately) recieved the CD awhile ago and will not stop playing it. *imagines going upstairs and throwing CD player out window*
    285 – Me too! I haven’t had a chance to read the latest book yet, (grrrr) but should be getting it from the library soon.

    Okay, strange dream I had last night – Me and alot of the kids from my neighborhood were going on a scavenger hunt in this huge mansion which was floating above an island. So, everyone starts looking for stuff, and then me and two of my freinds end up in this big room with a well in the middle of it. Then an invisible octopus comes out and grabs my two freinds and takes them into the well. I turn into a dolphin (in dreams I’m able to turn into different animals, which I think is preyyt cool) and rescue them. We are now far away from the mansion and I tow my freinds back to the beach. I then turn into a guinea pig (dunno why) and get shot by some guy wearing my uncle’s fishing outfit. Pretty random dream, but I was then woken up by my alarm clock.

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  206. 286- Why was your alarm clock on during winter break?

    YUSS!! I finally got my book copied and bound! 10 nice, shiny copies for all my friends and family. Then I’m going to revise it and send it in to a publisher.

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  207. Also, may I ask why our comments need to be moderated? Is there some kind of law that if a magazine geared toward children has any sort of website, official or otherwise, the previously mentioned children should not be allowed to converse freely? And therefore, if I or any other reader were to create a place where we could, I would be in violation of the afformentioned law?
    I’m just curious. This site seems really great, but obviously the GAPAs can’t be on all the time, which probably hinders conversation. Not that I would know, as a newbie and all.

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  208. 276 ~ That makes sense, because usually when I remember dreams, they were happening and then someone woke me up.
    Either that, or someone says or does something the next day that triggers a memory of the dream.

    Well, I’m off to bed. Hopefully I won’t remember any dreams… ;D

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  209. 289 – this isn’t meant to be a chatroom. The GAPAs are on almost all the time, so you won’t have to wait for very long. Anyway…we are conversing freely!

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  210. The blog also gets a fair amount of spam, which, believe me, you’d rather not see. Dealing with it is one of a moderator’s more annoying chores.

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  211. 286) HAHAHA I have The Lost Colony and u dont..JK
    289) imagine if my father wuz doing this! we’d never be able to post ANYTHING!! :D

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  212. 292 ~ I read that in the HG2MB, and it made me wonder – what exactly is it supposed to be? Whatever it is, I like it a lot, but I am curious.

    293 ~ I can imagine. Dx

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  213. Meh. Nobody ever listens to me! I’m bored. Why does everyone e-flirt? It’s sort of strange… I mean, unless you know each other… In which case it’s still very strange. On the dream subject;

    I had a dream once that was very strange. I’ll try to post it a bit later. (involved Harry Potter)

    /gradster(1)

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  214. (292),

    Well, some people would have you believe that it’s a conspiracy to take over the world. Other people would have you NOT believe that. Basically, it defies comprehension.

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  215. 298 ~ Fair enough. I’m going to have to say that it’s a conspiracy to take over the world in the name of the Supreme Hot Pink Bunny. -does the HPB version of that crossy thing, whatever it is-
    Hey, we should choreograph it. The Sign of the Hot Pink Bunny. That’d be awesome.

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  216. 297: A brief episode about a week ago when everyone noticed how good looking I am [/hansolo]

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  217. 287- Oh, great for you! :D Good luck with the revising and publishing!!!

    296- It wasn’t everyone, at least that I saw. It was S-Kitty to FS. And all it did was overly inflate his already-huge ego. [see comment 300]

    299- The Sign of the HPB…sounds like a beacon shone into the air when people are in need of Musery…..

    Aaaaand, today is Friday. *dies*

    I just woke up. Seriously. Must eat brunch.

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  218. 299 – All hail the Supreme Hot Pink Bunny! *pies everyone with whipped cream pies that have HPB sprinkles* Oh, about sprinkles, I think the strangest present I got this year was a can of sprinkles. Weird, huh?

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  219. 303 ~ What’s keeping you from making a new Koko for President thread, now with all the campaign announcements in the US? Or maybe Bo for President, this time? Aeiou?
    We definitely need secret MBer hand signs, though.

    On a separate note, I had an excellent Q&A question idea yesterday that I’ve now completely forgotten about. fail@Margaret

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  220. 288- One I wrote. It took four months.
    294- I will have to apprehend you. For as one of the Pointless Post Police, it is my duty to stop people using chatspeak and pointlessly posting. You, in fact, were NOT pointlessly posting, but you have reached your limit of chatspeak. Please cease and desisit and use proper english.
    303- I use it all the time.

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  221. i had a weird dream last night. it was mostly weird because it was a lot more coherent than my dreams usually are. my friend and i were doing this weird scavenger hunt where we had to go and buy all this different stuff. so we were running around madly on a place called Comet Street looking for stuff. yeah. that had absolutely no point.

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