You Know You’re Addicted to MuseBlog When…

Requested by Alice. We’re a bit late in starting this thread, but there’s still material to be mined, mayhap.

For last year’s version of this thread, search under “obsessed.”

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126 Responses to You Know You’re Addicted to MuseBlog When…

  1. Shadowkat says:

    …you check to see if anyone’s relpied to the comment you posted literally 2 min. ago. (What? No, of course I don’t do that! [2 min. later] I wonder if anyone’s replied to my comment yet…)

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  2. Cinnamon Moon says:

    …You explain to your friends the difference between Bunnius Nicegoodus and Bunnius Evilus.

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  3. Robert Coontz (Administrator) says:

    Some of us remain unconvinced that the Nicegoodus species exists.

    You know you’re addicted to MuseBlog when… One word: Treo.

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  4. Musicman841 says:

    …you have a hardcover edition of the HG2MB.

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  5. Alice says:

    Oo! Oo! Thank you, GAPAs! Here is my list (yes I made a list):

    • Your parents know what GAPA stands for.
    • You realize that you have been sitting on the computer for five hours–and you still make no attempt to get off.
    • Your mind automatically changes any word beginning with a “co” to a word beginning with “koko.”
    • You narrate your actions in asterisks–outside of the blog.
    • Your desktop is a MuseBlog signature shirt (minus the shirt, of course), and you frequently introduce people to the various signatures.
    • You spend your spare time planning your next comments.
    • RRR is a household word.
    • You have fantasized about writing a book in blog comments.
    • Every other dream has a MuseBlogger or a mention of MuseBlog in it.
    • Your sister who has posted on the blog all of three times seems to know Purple Panda and Cinnamoon intimately, although you rarely talk about MuseBloggers… (though that’s more of a “you know your sister spends too much time hanging over your shoulder” sort of thing, I couldn’t resist putting it in there).
    • Your whole family also knows you’re addicted to MuseBlog.
    • You spend half your time trying to think of short names for various MuseBloggers.
    • When you see the words “mostly harmless” you think not of a book, or even of something that is mostly harmless, but of a plan to take over the world. You are therefore unable to use this phrase in a book.
    • 42, previously nothing but a random number, has new meaning, although you haven’t read anything by Douglas Adams.
    • You find yourself reading books that you are not remotely interested in, because someone recommended them to you, and since they are an MBer you believe that it must be good.
    • When you previously saw “MB” as standing for “Milton Bradley” you now see it as “MuseBlog.”
    • You feel a trickle of guilt whenever you confess to not having read Douglas Adams.
    • You cannot think “Chuck Norris” without thinking “Watership Down.” Or, for that matter, vice versa.
    • You check on MB while you drink your morning tea. And before. And after.
    • You feel like pieing anyone who says, “We’re all _____ here.”
    • You have no friends in Reality, but you know almost every one of the MuseBloggers personally.
    • You frequently make MB inside jokes, and then are puzzled when no one laughs.
    • You’re better at typing than talking.
    • You spend hours working on this list.
    • When asked if anything interesting happened during the day, you must resort to saying, “I picked blackberries” because that was all you did besides blog.
    • You are upset by improper usage of thee, thou, and eth. And I’m not even getting any further…
    • When meeting people, you ask them if they can spell gardez.
    • It takes a supreme effort of will not to talk about MB over dinner.
    • You are already planning a rebel movement against Jadestone, Soon-to-be Supreme Ruler of the Universe.
    • You step into any debate or heated discussion to say, “We’re all Musers here,” and throw a few pies. Even when you aren’t all Musers. When people look at you funny, you say, “Sorry! Don’t pie me!” As a result you are sent to an Insane Asylum. Once there, you ask for a computer so that you can tell the MuseBloggers that you are in an Insane Asylum and may not get to post much until you get out. (That one got a bit out of hand, true…)

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  6. Red-tailed HAWK says:

    I thought I had finished getting rid of Evilus, but a few snuck off somewhere and came back when I left. :mad:

    1-I do that sometimes.

    When you announce on MBlog when you are going away for a couple of days so they know why you aren’t saying anything (this also is because I know other people are addicted :) )

    When you keep refreshing the page to see if there are any new recent comments

    When you post saying there hasn’t been much moderation (no insults to GAPAs!)

    When you keep checking to see if a new thread has been put up that you are waiting for, or pictures-(coughcoughchokehackwheeze)

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  7. 'Dotty-kay says:

    …you spend your time in the shower thinking of what to post next!

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  8. Alice says:

    …When you are guilty of almost everything on this thread.

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  9. Sweet Melpomene says:

    …you have over ten folders in your browser’s “Bookmarks” dedicated to threads on which you post.

    …you suffer withdrawal pains when life gets in the way of your posting for more than 6 hours.

    …you Blog from your school’s computers when you should be doing homework/research.

    …you reread some of your favourite old threads for old times’ sake.

    …you have conversations with fellow MuseBloggers outside of MuseBlog strictly about MuseBlog.

    …your outside rules don’t violate regular MuseBlog protocol.

    …fellow Bloggers know more about you than the friends you know in person.

    …fellow Bloggers know things you’d be mortified to tell even the closest of aforementioned friends.

    …HPBs decorate many of the things you own.

    …you think regularly-coloured bunnies look weird.

    …you’re reading a book and make a mental note to recommend it to a fellow MuseBlogger.

    …you’re involved in a geeky activity and find yourself thinking something like I think [MBer] would enjoy this…

    …you think that action films are silly and quite tame because they don’t contain pie-throwing of any sort.

    …you’ve attempted to “pie” someone outside of the Blog, and said person became quite confused.

    …in fact, you have the urge to throw every pie you see.

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  10. Dancergirl13 says:

    1-I do that…..*giggle*

    You know you are addicted to museblog when….um…….you babble about it all day and bore your friends becuse they dont have any clue to what a GAPA or a Kokokonvention is.

    I am not very good at this. Oh wait!!!! You know you are addicted to museblog when you talk to your parents about new friends you made with names like Shadokat and Kiwimuncher and they look at you like you are crazy!!! Still not very good is it? Oh well. I am not in a creative mood.

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  11. Jadestone says:

    5- Rebel? Why? I only plan to be in power for few years and strighten thngs out a bit, then hand it over to MB if Mostly Harmless doesn’t pan out befor I have a chance to seize power (note: if it did work before I am in power, I have no intention of overthrowing it as I would be part of it already :D)

    …You think of something incredibly witty/something exciting happens to you and you run off to MB instead of calling your friends.

    …You wrote *pies* on another website, then had to snatxh it back from the people trying to eat it and explain that you had previously shoved it in their face, not handed it to them

    …You have started pie wars on other websies because you were bored and there wan’t one going on here

    …Ditto 8. w00t!

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  12. Sweet Melpomene says:

    8- Haha, yes!

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  13. Prarilius Canix says:

    You use “pie” as a verb in everyday conversation.
    You are inconsolable when a favorite RRR character dies.
    You edit the finished RRR and fantasize about publishing it.
    You measure self-worth by your position aboard the Zommer Vaycayshun/Black-footed Ferret/Black Phoenix/Sweet Tiramisu.
    You do a happy dance when included on a MuseCast.
    You know what a MuseCast is.
    You force your friends to listen to MuseCasts.
    You explain the subtleties in detail when your friends do not understand anything in the MuseCasts.

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  14. Beavo the Online Stalker says:

    I should have predicted this. It was bound to happen.

    8-I plead guilty.

    …you speak 1337 just to scare people

    …you say “Comment awaiting moderation” when you’re trying to comprehend something someone says, or you’re not really paying attention

    …when your parents ask what you did that day, you recite parts of the fanfiction you put in, the fight you had on Hot Topics, what you ranted about on the random thread, and how many times the conversation subject changed on the Mophing Chamelion Thread

    …you use Muse articles for extra credit in school

    …you tell your friends when they remind you of someone from MuseBlog (a.k.a. “You look strangly like [MBers Name]”)

    …when the conversation turns to the president, you mention all the great aspects of Kokopelli

    …you know what J-Rock is

    …you know who TMBG are

    …the only things open on your taskbar are e-mail, iTunes, and all your favorite MuseBlog threads

    …you have to make a mental attempt to type in IM when on e-mail or text messageing because you are so used to using correct punctuation, spelling, and capitalization

    …when someone corrects your spelling, you say “Hey! That’s Alice’s job.” even if they don’t know who Alice even is

    …you speak to your parents/siblings/friends about the MuseBloggers as though you see them every day and are best friends with them

    I’ll think of some later….

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  15. Alice says:

    11- Ah. I see. Well, that’s okay then.

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  16. Koko du Pelle says:

    …You regulary post on more MB threads then you have non-MB friends.
    …you mentally precede eery mention of the word “blog” with the word “muse”

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  17. Musicman841 says:

    14- What do the Johns have anything to do with MuseBlogging:?:

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  18. Sweet Melpomene says:

    …you insist you can be good friends with fellow MBers even if you haven’t met them.

    …your AIM away message is occasionally “Your comment is awaiting moderation.

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  19. Beavo the Online Stalker says:

    …you make fanfictions of everything you can find

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  20. Glassboro says:

    I must not be truly addicted, as I do not meet all of the criteria. But I meet a whole lot of it. In fact, I can’t think of anything else. Except for maybe…
    When you get to go on a computer at a Kokonvention you have someone get back onto an RRR *coughSK2007.5cough*

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  21. Glassboro says:

    When you are afraid when your parents say that they’re going to cut back your time on the computer. I mean really scared, and… I don’t know, but something strange. Sort of sad, really.

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  22. Purple Panda says:

    …You make your parents drive hours to meet other MBers

    …When you’re in a fancy restaurant, with other MBers, all you do is find a computer and post on MB.

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  23. Midnight Fiddler says:

    14~ AAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! How did you know that I have iTunes, email and 2 museblog threads going on my taskbar right no?!?!

    20~ Yes, that was sad.

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  24. Midnight Fiddler says:

    *now

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  25. Midnight Fiddler says:

    ….when you were supposed to get off the computer hours ago, but you’re too busy blogging and emailing the people that you just meet yesterday. (guilty)
    ….when you just got told that you have to wait 15 seconds to post again, and it’s killing you so much that you start writing another post to fill up the time. (guilty)

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  26. Glassboro says:

    23- Oh, thank you so much.

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  27. Beavo the Online Stalker says:

    23-Bwahahahahahaha you will also have a gruesome death after seing a big black dog while on a broomstick in a raging storm trying to find a little golden ball with wings!!!!

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  28. Glassboro says:

    25- You’ve been posting a lot, haven’t you?

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  29. emmatheduck says:

    ok, i went through Alice’s list, and 10 of them pply to me. Particularly the gardez one.

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  30. Jadestone says:

    18- I am stealing that! Why didn’t I think of it before?

    …You friends know many of the other musebloggers. By name.

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  31. ʑyviva says:

    i ewas addicted at one pouint, but i’m not home enough this month to consider it.

    just wait until school begins and i start procrastinating again :idea:

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  32. widdershins (e~a) says:

    30- haha. I like that one

    I don’t know if I’m addicted though. eh.

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  33. Sweet Melpomene says:

    30- Hah, go ahead. Actually, I was sure everyone else had one.

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  34. Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas says:

    …when you are viciously jealous of the people whose parents are cool enough to drive hours just to meet people and discuss a pie-flinging bug-zapper, and when you are thinking of ways to convince your parents to do this.

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  35. Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas says:

    Woops! Ignore the strike, mostly!

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  36. Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas says:

    *pies self for triple post*

    Also, when you go off of MB for months and are still thinking about it regularly, and then are onslaught with woe due to the fact that several bloggers have also left. And when you are fully in the swing of things within a day of re-entering.

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  37. The Disreputable Dragon says:

    OOOh i can tell this is going to be fun :twisted:
    *is a noob* what are Treo, J-Rock, and TMBG?
    AND HOW CAN YOU NOT READ DOUGLAS ADAMS? XDDD jk, jk you have to be a certain kind of strange to appreciate the humor XDD *needs Last Chance to See, but doesn’t want to run out of DNA books :sad:*

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  38. Glassboro says:

    37- Okay, I can answer a few of those. A Treo is sort of like an iPhone, but not as fancy. It is famous because Robert Coontzs uses one to moderate posts when he’s away from his home. It is almost holy. TMBG stands for They Might Be Giants, a band which I know hardly anything about. Douglas Adams is almost required reading for Musebloggers. Hope that helped.

    You know you’re addicted to Museblog when you have the e-mails, IMs, and other various ways of contacting the MBers off of the thread.

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  39. Kiki the Great says:

    … Whenever you go to a public event, you keep and eye out for people you suspect to be MuseBloggers.

    Speaking of which, was anyone at the Robin Hood performance in Oak Park last night?

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  40. The Invisible Chameleon [Captain Viae] says:

    38 – YES! TMBG ROCKS MY PURPLE SOCKSES!

    Ahem…

    You know you’re addicted to the Museblog when:

    – You plan to vote for Kokopelli in the 2008 Presidential election

    – You find yourself yelling “KOKOPELLI FOR PRESIDENT!” at random moments of the day

    – You find it natural to spell “chocolate” as “CHOKLIT!!!!!”

    – You plan to put “choklit” on your liscence plate (I know I do.)

    – You have a poster of a hot pink bunny in your locker

    – You often find yourself explaining the difference between the hpb and Playboy bunny because of the poster in your locker

    – You’ve given up using L33T because of your need for proper grammar, punctuation, captitalization, etc.

    – 111 is your lucky number. ELEVENTY-ONE!!!

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  41. Jadestone says:

    …You have made stickers of the muses, like Kokopelli holding his “Kokopelli for president!” sign

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  42. Prarilius Canix says:

    What is TMBG?

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  43. Cat's Meow says:

    Scary. I find myself doing many of these things. @_@

    -You try to explain the awesomeness of HPBs to everybody on every website you go to
    -Your parents know all the details of the RRR you’re trying to get published, even though they have yet to read it.

    That’s all I have so far.

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  44. Cat's Meow says:

    42-They Might Be Giants, as explained above. ^_^

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  45. Sweet Melpomene says:

    34- Hear, hear.

    …you suddenly realize you have more online friends than in-person friends.

    …you run any new ideas by fellow MBers before trying them out.

    …in fact, you run every life problem by your MB buddies. And they listen!

    …your parents are used to your stories about the Pie Wars and the different sorts of HPBs.

    …you’re rather terrified at the prospect of any of your personal friends discovering MB because there’s more about you on it than you’d care to let them know.

    …you have printouts of various threads, because you might just need them [Books and Reading Thread. Because it’s easier than writing this stuff down…].

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  46. Jadestone says:

    …Instead of worrying lie normal parents would, your parents would be willing to take you to a get-together with people you’ve oly talked to online

    Well, they would let me if it wasn’t so far on short notice.

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  47. Cat's Meow says:

    45-I can relate to the second to last one…

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  48. Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas says:

    …when you can honestly say you know people who call themselves “Melpomene”, “Prarilius Canix”, and ” Ê‘yviva “.

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  49. Lizzie says:

    45 -second to last one, ditto

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  50. Kagcomix the Bowler Hat Guy says:

    29- the way you guys say gardez it sounds like garday.

    i am soooooo adicted

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  51. Alice says:

    You know you’re addicted to MuseBlog when . . . you tell people about it with the faint hope that they will say, “No way! You’re on MuseBlog? Me too!”

    I’m not guilty yet, but as soon as school starts up or maybe before, I will be.

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  52. Dancergirl13 says:

    51-Me too.

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  53. Jadestone says:

    51- Put HPB and Kokopelli for President all over your binders and you don’t even have to be talking to see if anyone recognizes it.

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  54. Glassboro says:

    45- Same as Lizzie.
    51- Yep. Guilty, to a certain extent. I don’t say anything about it, but I do wear my shirt.

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  55. Alice says:

    53- As soon as I turn 14, I can get a job to pay for HPB and Kokopelli for President stickers.

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  56. Alice says:

    54- If I had a shirt, I would wear it.

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  57. The Disreputable Dragon says:

    38- Ah thanks!

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  58. Jadestone says:

    55- Or use VF’s old sticker recipe thing. It’s on Muse How-To’s, comment 39. https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=445#comments

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  59. Vendaval says:

    when you meet someone and think “Are they cool enough to understand museblog?” Then you ask them if their favorite animals are tenrecs or HPBs, and realize that it’s happened again, even though you were trying really hard to act normal. :idea:

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  60. Alice says:

    58- Thanks! I will. Then I’ll REALLY be stared at! ;)

    You know you’re addicted to MuseBlog when . . . you actually know what defenestrate means, and even attempt to work it into the conversation.

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  61. violindino says:

    You know you’re addicted to MuseBlog when:

    you’ve wallpapered your room with old isssues of Muse

    you beg your family to reschedule that trip to Hawaii so you can go to a kokovention instead

    you walk down the hallway at school randomly asking people if they’ve heard of Muse or MuseBlog

    you own every issue of Muse

    all you want for Christmas is stuff from cafepress (the musery part, duh!)

    you beg every adult you know to vote for Kokopelli in the next election

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  62. Beavo the Online Stalker says:

    37-We all have a certain kind of strange here at MuseBlog. :) I would explain, but Glassboro already did that for me.

    39-I saw a guy in Target wearing a towel with HPB stickers on it on towel day. Was anyone in target in northern VA that day?

    40-I had a poster of a HPB on my door, and my mom made me take it down because we had a houseguest who thought it was the Playboy bunnie. Heh heh heh. Stupid humans.

    45-The only printout I have is The Fanfiction and Ebeth’s NaNoWriMo.

    You Know You’re Addicted to MuseBlog When…

    …you frequently misspell chocolate, and things ending with ‘s’

    …you spend free time trying to figure out a new slogan for Muse/MuseBlog

    …you insist on buying back issues of Muse from eBay for your birthday

    …you actually know the speed velocity of an unladen swallow

    …you dedicate books to the GAPA’s, Muses, and MuseBlog friends. (Guilty. My LA Teacher tried to make me change the spelling of Red-Tailed HAWK, and insisted that Pwt was spelled wrong, too)

    …the main part of your auto biography includes MuseBlog

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  63. Red-tailed HAWK says:

    …when you can’t even eat a fudgsicle without checking this thread while doing so…

    62-Yeah, when my grandmother saw the HPB, she instantly said “playboy bunny!” And then admitted she knew it wasn’t.
    :mad:

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  64. Jadestone says:

    62- You saw someone with a towel and HPB stickers? Dead givaway!

    …After a few weeks of demanding your friends check this place out, you suddenly cease because there are things on here you’d never tell them

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  65. Midnight Fiddler says:

    …..When asked for references you provide the URL for museblog. Or the GAPAs email adress, and tell them to ask about [your name here] I plead not guilty. So, really, GAPAs, what would you say if we used you as references?! (I’m not planning to, don’t worry….)

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  66. Jadestone says:

    65- Oh god, they would be great primary sources.

    …*refresh* Darn… *refresh* Darn… *refresh* YAY SOMEONES ON

    Haha.

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  67. Robert Coontz (Administrator) says:

    A few years ago I did write a recommendation for one Muser who was applying for a college scholarship. She got it, too.

    Home-schoolers in particular have to look beyond the usual sources (guidance counselors, etc.) for recommendation letters. As far as I’m concerned, subscribing to Muse and actively participating in MuseBlog ought to qualify you all for almost anything you want to do. And, of course, the GAPAs have every reason to want to see you in positions of power…

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  68. Vendaval says:

    64- I did the same thing
    67- A muse blogger? Or just a muse reader?

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  69. Robert Coontz (Administrator) says:

    That was before the Blog. She was a reader who had contributed to the Q&A column.

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  70. Purple Panda says:

    69 – Was it the person who wrote, like, 200,000 times? I think it was Dana M. or something like that…

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  71. Robert Coontz (Administrator) says:

    Reference letters are confidential. Suffice it to say that I would write one for a Muser or MuseBlogger if I felt I knew the person well enough and had something worthwhile to say.

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  72. Midnight Fiddler says:

    Ha, I was sort of joking, but that’s cool.
    Of course you’d want all the Musers in positions of power, as you put it…. *evil laugh*

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  73. Piggy says:

    …you hide in a corner of the basement and cry whenever a thread closes.

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  74. borzoi lover says:

    ….when you go on it every time you turn on the computer, even though your parents don’t know that you even blog at all.

    67-wow.

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  75. widdershins (e~a) says:

    67- “And, of course, the GAPAs have every reason to want to see you in positions of power…”

    hee hee… Mostly Harmless…

    Do you feel you know me well enough? *is curious*

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  76. TNÖ says:

    5- guilty for so many of those it’s not even funny.

    11- guilty of middle three

    16- guilty

    39- guilty.

    45- I have, like, this enormous file with nothing but MB printouts.

    … You regularly email your parents asking for musery stuff. And your parents aren’t at all concerned

    … Your face-to-face friends are outnumbered 3:1 by your blog friends

    … You find it increasingly difficult to keep non-MBer friends due to the fractional amount of time NOT spent on the blog, and consequentially, the rapidly shrinking number of conversational topics.

    … You have several files dedicated solely to MB printouts, possible thread suggestions, RRR ideas, and doodles of MBers.

    :idea:TNÖ:idea:

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  77. 'Dotty-kay says:

    62: And you didn’t talk to him?!?!

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  78. Robert Coontz (Administrator) says:

    (62) When you say “wearing a towel”… I assume that wasn’t all he was wearing.

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  79. Jadestone says:

    78- Well… if that was the case, mayhaps that would be why he didn’t aproach said towel-boy.

    Though that might have yeilded an interesting conversation too.

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  80. Sweet Melpomene says:

    67- That’s quite cool. Actually, I was about to ask the same thing widdershins did in post #75…

    …you can’t hear “Let it Be” without thinking of “Have a Pie,” even if you weren’t at the Kokonvention…

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  81. Kagcomix the Bowler Hat Guy says:

    you were off MB for two days wondering what you’ve been missing and when you get back nothing much has changed…

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  82. Alice says:

    You spend an enormous segment of your day trying to think of interesting variations on your MuseBlog name.

    Granted, there’s not much else to talk about when you’re not catching any fish.

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  83. Alice says:

    Ugh. I meant think about, not talk about. But I have a headache and it’s latelatelate, so please forgive me.

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  84. SuperSaiyajin424 says:

    when you have the most name changes on the Who’s Here list.

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  85. SuperSaiyajin424 says:

    nyahahahahhahaha

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  86. SuperSaiyajin424 says:

    when you nearly had a seizure seeing MB on april fool’s day.

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  87. Musicman841 says:

    Okay, what the heck is “Playboy?”
    Geez, I can’t believe I don’t know what it is.

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  88. SuperSaiyajin424 says:

    87 – omg, u have no idea what playboy is? let me put it this way: naughty magazine for adults. you no read.

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  89. Alice says:

    Yes, and that’s enough of that. Let’s not go there.

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  90. Musicman841 says:

    88- Okay then.:shock:
    You know you’re addicted to Muse/ Museblogwhen you don’t know what playboy is.

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  91. SuperSaiyajin424 says:

    89 – indeed.

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  92. curious and questioning says:

    I want to list every comment that applies to me, but it would take too long.

    …your closest real-life friends are MuseBloggers.
    …you remember great MuseBlog events with nostalgia, equally so with great real-life events
    …you resist the urge to put “real-life” in quotation marks. After all, MuseBlog is just as real a place as school, if not more so.

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  93. SuperSaiyajin424 says:

    92 – indeed.

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  94. Midnight Fiddler says:

    …you do a double take when someone calls you by your real name instead of your MB name.

    …you fill the time on long car trips by writing down what you’re going to say next on MB.

    ..the only thing you use your computer for is MB and checking email.

    …the musecasts are some of you most played lists.

    …when asked where you’d like to go, you say MB.

    …your only intent for learning to type is that you’ll be able to post more on MB.

    …whenever you see something interesting you run to tell all the MBers.

    I’ll be back with more later, in a ferw days when I cn get back to a computer!!!

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  95. Gimanator says:

    …whenever you’re angry at someone you yell ‘PIES’.

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  96. Gimanator says:

    …when it’s your birthday, the first thing you do is head to the birthdays thread to see what virtual things you’ve been given.

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  97. Midnight Fiddler says:

    …yopu actually have dreams about Kokonventions. (guilty. Night before last.)

    …superman looks like a joke compared to the GAPAs.

    …you want to be a GAPA when you grow up.

    …you want to be a GAPA NOW!

    ….you thought up 50 of these and are planning on posting them once you get home on your own computer. (guilty, in a few days I’ll get them up.)

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  98. purplefinch says:

    I have had dreams about kokonventions, too, and I’ve never been to one. I had one a couple days ago, in a home improvement place, where they have those big shelves with lumber on them. I was walking down the row, and I saw Robert and either Rebecca or Rosanne sitting in chairs, talking to each other with clipboards. Then Robert was suddenly standing on one of the shelves, talking to me, and the rest of the musebloggers.

    It was fun/funny.

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  99. Alice of the Blackberries says:

    I do almost nothing but dream of kokonventions! But last night I dreamt of Harry Potter. I couldn’t find my spot in the book…. AAAHHHHH!

    29- Guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty.

    Oh dear.

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  100. Sweet Melpomene says:

    81- Heh, yeah.

    92- Yepyepyep.

    …you constantly keep your eyes peeled for a “PWT PWNS” license plate.

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  101. Alice of the Blackberries says:

    100- Guilty, as usual.

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  102. Robert Coontz (Administrator) says:

    (100, 101) But you’re not constantly nagging your parents to get one?

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  103. Alice of the Blackberries says:

    102- I’d be too embarrassed. I try not to show my parents just how addicted to MuseBlog I really am.

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  104. Jadestone says:

    If I can’t get PWT PWNS because there are older musers in IL, then I think I’m going to get KOKOPLI, which is as close to Kokopelli as you can get in the allotted spaces.

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  105. Glassboro says:

    You can get Pwt Pwnz, though.

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  106. Sweet Melpomene says:

    102- I did for some time, after you first got yours. I’ve since given up, to wait until I get my own car, whenever that may be…

    Hmm…

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  107. Beavo the Online Stalker says:

    This was the most boomingest (what?!) thread, and now it beith dead. :( :( :(

    You know you’re addicted to MuseBlog when you are constantly trying to find a way to record you’re voice onto the computor so you can participate in a MuseCast

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  108. Alice of the Blackberries says:

    107- Gosh, that one sounds familiar.

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  109. Kagcomix the Special says:

    you know your adicted to MB when you do your hw infront of the computer so as to read more posts. :oops:

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  110. Alice says:

    109- GUILTY!

    Except that I’ve only done that once or twice.

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  111. Beavo the Online Stalker says:

    You know you’re addicted to MuseBlog when you make a personal blog and it looks almost exactly like MB…

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  112. Alice says:

    As you watch your house burning up, you think, “Gosh. What’ll I tell the MuseBloggers?”

    This one is absolutely pathetic. And completely true. *hides in shame*

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  113. The Man For Aeiou says:

    112- not really.

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  114. Cat's Meow (who has 4 spdzk points) says:

    Wow!

    I was just thinking of a thread like this the other day, and I was randomly looking at the What’s Here page and saw this.

    Life is full of miracles.

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  115. Piggy says:

    You know when you’re addicted to MuseBlog when, though you are the only person here on a major holiday, you stay on in hopes of glancing a GAPA; I’ve been on here for hours; on Christmas, New Year’s Eve, New Year’s; REVIVE THIS THREAD!!!!!!

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    • Princess_Magnolia says:

      A year too late.

      …you say things like “Shock” and draw little colons in the air with your fingers, instead of actually widening your eyes.

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  116. Princess_Magnolia says:

    …you hear someone say, “Midnight,” and you go, “Fiddler!”

    SFTDP

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  117. Selenium the Quafflebird says:

    When you hear Enceladus, you don’t think of the moon, you think of the MBer.

    When you hear someone say Princess, you think Magnolia. :D

    When you hear someone say Luna, and you think of Luna the Lovely, not Luna Lovegood.

    There’s probably more..but I can’t think right now.

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  118. FantasyFan?!?! says:

    When you go around resurrecting old threads based on a suggestion on the Random thread. Or because you care.

    Wehn you dream about Museblog. When you don’t dream aobut Museblog, but rush online to tell everyone your dream anyway.

    When you go through life mentally noting the things that would make for interesting posts on Museblog, or thinking, “Oh, I bet [insert someone’s blogname here] would like to hear about that!”

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  119. Choklit Orange says:

    …When you see Selenium’s avatar on a copy of Wolf Hall at the library and automatically try to talk to it.

    …When someone gives you a stuffed wombat and you think, “Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time.”

    …When someone gives you a stupid assignment at school and your first thought is, “I need to post this on the MB.”

    …When you accidentally introduce yourself as Choklit Orange.

    …When you come back from a week in Malaysia and the first thing you do is grab the computer and come here.

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  120. bookgirl_me says:

    You know you’re addicted to MB when the only part of a dream you remember is that you were singing holiday songs (something to do with stars?) in Finnish at your school with KaiYves.

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    • Tesseract says:

      I had a dream a few nights ago in which I met Cat’s Eye and Jadestone and some blogger that I think my subconscious made up. I think it was at some kind of tour in between saving the world from being enveloped in darkness.

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  121. Randomosity101 says:

    -When you constantly daydream about meeting Mbers in real life.
    -When someone says “centennial” (did I spell that correctly?) and you hear “Selenium”.
    -When kiwis make you think of cheese.
    -When people say things and you and automatically think either that you should post it on the Quotations thread or that [insert blogname here] would like to hear about it.
    -When you rave to everyone you know about you blogclone and blogsister.
    -When everyone you talk to on a regular basis knows what/who HPBs, GAPAs, and Her Lady Bunniful are.
    -When you hear normal words and they make you think of MB blognames. (Jade = Jadestone, Diminutive = Little Basement Kitten, Mango or Mago = Mago Berry, etc.)
    -When your desktop background is the picture of Jadestone’s Jack o’ Lantern
    -When you hear names that MBers have used as blognames, you think of the MBer. (Enceladus, Alice, Neptune, etc.)
    -When you see a Snivy, you think of Optimatum.

    And more. So much more…

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