Welcome, Newcomers Neophytes! (February 2008)

Speak, Friend, and Enter! If you’re new to the blog, come on in for a little orientation and some pie.

Please read The Rules. You might also glance at The HG2MB (Hitchhiker’s Guide to MuseBlog), which contains helpful hints regarding local customs, lingo, and other peculiarities of the blog; smiley information included.

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165 Responses to Welcome, Newcomers Neophytes! (February 2008)

  1. ¡Í߀ƒ! [108 piepoints ©] says:

    Welcome, neophytes! *pies* :)

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  2. Alice says:

    Welcome, welcome, to our lovely blog! *pies* I’m Alice, who may or may not change her name at some point in the next decade!

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  3. groundhog22 says:

    Yes, welcome!
    *pies neophytes*
    Oh wait…There aren’t any here yet. Dang it. I shall return when they arrive.

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  4. beatlesrockr says:

    WELCOME NEOPHYTES! Oh yeah your right there aren’t any here. Anyway when they come heres a messege for them.

    Strawberry banana will be waiting.

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  5. Queen Francois the first says:

    Hi Newbies! I’m Queen Francios the first who for your imformation is a girl.

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  6. ¡Í߀ƒ! [108 piepoints ©] says:

    5- The fact that your name is “Queen Francois the first” kind of makes that obvious.

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  7. Robert Coontz (Administrator) says:

    But King Wachtelschlag is a girl, and Francois is a boy’s name. Things are rarely obvious here on MuseBlog.

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  8. ¡Í߀ƒ! [108 piepoints ©] says:

    King Wachtelschlag? *looks at who’s here list* Nevermind, then.

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  9. speller73 says:

    Welcome oh neophytes who have had the good fortune to stumble upon the wonder of the modern world known as MuseBlog.

    Now if I haven’t scared you off, let’s get down to business. First, I’m speller73, I’ve been on the blog for half a year or so, and I’m a girl.

    Here are some tips for posting:
    1. Please use correct spelling and grammar. Many of us despise chat speak.
    2. Please make sure that your post has a point: to ask a question, to tell an anecdote, to pie someone… We don’t like posts that just say hello or are all smileys.
    3. Try not to double post. It’s sometimes hard to avoid and we all do it at some point, but it’s much more concise if you put everything in one post.

    Finally, *pies*

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  10. Kagcomix [o' the 50 pie points] says:

    hallooo! i am of course the most awesome blogger. naw. i’m joking. just remember to always respect the GAPAs’ and everyone else on here.

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  11. beatlesrockr says:

    Yes and now I’m back to see if there are any new bloggers. The rules I think that are mostly for muse blog are…
    1. Don’t think someone is a boy or girl unless you actually know it.
    2.not everything here on museblog is real, so just, well, play along.
    3.Don’t put too many smilies just because your happy.
    4. Follow speller73’s rules and you’ll be fine.
    Oh yeah and here’s a messege for you

    Strawberry Banana Cream was waiting
    SPLAT!

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  12. aragorn eragon sauron frodo geekboy and everything else!!! says:

    GAPA Paul Baker…Did you do any work on the game Star Wars Battlefront 2?

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  13. Unintended Pun (10 spdzk points) says:

    Neophytes?
    *pies*
    They aren’t here yet.

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  14. Cat's Meow says:

    Hmm…well….

    I’m Cat’s Meow/Meow/CM/Cat/Cat’s Meow, Emperess of Taruva. I recommend to all neophytes about every writing thread ever created, especially the Muse Academy RPG thread. :)
    Things you should know:
    1. Don’t pointless post! Posts that contain just a smiley are usually frowned upon.
    2. Posts on MuseBlog take some time to go through, since they have to be moderated. Be patient, and don’t post over and over wondering why your posts aren’t showing up.
    3. Type out words! Examples: You, not u. Are, not r. You get the point. :)

    And welcome to MuseBlog!

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  15. Beavo, Master of 1 spdzk point says:

    Welcome, welcome to all n00bs Neophytes. Huzzah huzzah huzzah.

    Me=Beavo the Great Online Stalker Spy Dude Person (and such), Beavo for short.

    Me haf deep dish pies.

    Me use deep dish pies.

    Me pies you wif deep dish pies.

    *pies you wif deep dish pies*

    Mmm. Strawberry Kiwi.

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  16. beatlesrockr says:

    after rules, about me….
    I am random but I DO NOT post pointless posts!
    I am also known as…..
    Baylee Top Hat
    tHe WEiRdO iN tHe poLkADot tOp hAt
    (pirate) Captain Baylee
    finally I only use pies with extra cream, usually strawberry cream the filling blueberry banana.
    Oh yeah and….
    *pies Neophytes with triple filling*

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  17. La Mort: 42 spdzk points says:

    Welcome, neophytes!
    I am Death. I am teh Grim Reaper.
    Okay, not really.
    But I am in a good mood today.
    Remember, neophytes, me being in a bad mood generally is not good Especially when I’m in a bad mood while posting.

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  18. Robert Coontz (Administrator) says:

    How does one keep Death in a good mood?

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  19. La Mort: 42 spdzk points says:

    Letting me sleep is a good idea. I tend to be in worse moods on weekdays because I have to wake up at 5:30. I am not a morning person.

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  20. koko's apprentice says:

    welcome neophytes. you can expect to see koko’s aprentice around a lot *pies neophytes*. Plus, whenever I come, pies come with me!!! mwahahahahahah :evil:

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  21. ¡Í߀ƒ! [108 piepoints ©] says:

    20- Huh, you’re a neophyte yourself. *pies*

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  22. speller73 says:

    21 – People stop calling themselves neophytes at different rates. For some people it only takes a day. For others it takes much longer. Personally, it was about 3 months until I started calling myself a neophyte.

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  23. Alice says:

    22- Six months. Beat that.

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  24. gimanator says:

    it took me a while to adapt, too.

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  25. KaiYves says:

    I’m still new, I guess I shouldn’t even be posting in this thread.

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  26. Red Hed Em says:

    Hm. I guess I still qualify as new. But I have survived a fun 2 months filled with pie. That in itself is great. But whatever.

    *whips pie at newbies*
    MWAHA-*cough*-HAHA!

    Have newbies… and don’t spk msg/chtspk. PLZ.

    :)

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  27. groundhog22 says:

    21 – He’s new enough for me too.
    *pies Koko’s apprentice*
    Lucky you’re quite used to pie already.

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  28. beatlesrockr says:

    Hmmmmm I guess I’m new I’ve been on for about 4-5 months??? Is that new?????? Oh who cares……
    *pies neophytes*
    (it’s strawberry banana cream filled blueberry!!!)

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  29. Alice says:

    28- You’ve been on for months? *skeptic*

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  30. Cat's Meow says:

    I considered myself new…for a long time. The first time (when I came as WizGirl) I was definitely new. Then when I came back 6 months later as Cat’s Meow I was still new. And every time I disappeared and came back I was still newish, because I had to re-adapt to new people and everything.

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  31. ¡Í߀ƒ! [108 piepoints ©] says:

    28- Did you have a different name?

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  32. blunote_020 says:

    uuuhh…. well, uhh. hi.

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  33. ΡÖŞΏĈ says:

    Hello, Azure Musical Tone Dash Zero Two Zero! Welcome to MuseBlog, simultaneously the most uptight and the most insane forum on the Net!

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  34. Alice says:

    32- Hello hello, blunote_020! *pies*

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  35. C++darkmage says:

    32-Welcome! thats funny, there is a neophyte here right when i get around to other threads. Welcome again! *pies*

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  36. ¡Í߀ƒ! [108 piepoints ©] says:

    32- Hi, blunote_020! *pies*

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  37. The Man For Aeiou says:

    32- Hello! *PIES*
    33- I’ll try that:
    Hello person who name starts with the same thing as the wining DVD format with a letter from A to G and is the twenty person with that name.

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  38. NerdAndProudOf It says:

    i know ive already said this, but i didn’t see the reply-

    this should be the first thing you see instead of the random thread. that way, when newcomers come, they come here, and get virtually pied. see, i only discovered this thread after 3 weeks of musebloggerism. i had just gohne on the random thread, and came into the conversation, and no one noticed i was new. i dont want other mbers to have the same fate.

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  39. ChemicalExperimentation says:

    Hi!
    I am Kari’s friend, my name is Lizzy.
    I am new.
    *braces self for pies*

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  40. Kari says:

    Yay Lizzy!
    *pies with cherry pie*

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  41. Alice says:

    ChemicalExperimentation? Like the HPBs? o.O
    *pies*

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  42. ChemicalExperimentation says:

    *shakes pie from eyes so I can see*
    Well, when I thought up the name I was not thinking of ze bunnies…..but SURE!!! WHY NOT???

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  43. Midnight Fiddler (she of the 2 spzdk points) says:

    Welcome ‘phyties.
    Here is a short glossary of Useful Information that you might want to know before venturing out into the wilds of MuseBlog.

    Muse: The best magazine in the universe.
    :idea: :Supreme and unspeakable evil.
    :mrgreen: :Zombies or dumb emoticons who annoy HPBs.
    GAPAs: Great And Powerful Administrators. To be respected and obeyed at all times.
    Neophytes: You.
    =[|} : Pie, thrown.
    [|} : Pie, not thrown.
    choklit: Virtual choklit, used as bribes, awards and fines. Usually distributed in pounds.

    Please do not double, triple or quadruple post, as it is very annoying and you will be fined choklit. Also, refrain from using text message or IM speak, as this is not a chatroom, but a place to express ideas. (And throw pie.) Proper punctuation, grammer and capitalization is also apreciated.

    That being said, Have some pie!!!!
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  44. groundhog22 says:

    *pies blunote and CE*

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  45. Lego ranger7 says:

    Hi, I am Logan. I am new to this blogging thing and don’t know how to get started. Can anyone help me get started?

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  46. soccergirl216 says:

    Hi, my name is Ashley. I am new to this blogging thing. How do I get started? Oh, and thanks Midnight fiddler for telling me about this site!

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  47. KaiYves says:

    Hi, guys! Here’s basically how MuseBlog works:
    1) The GAPAs (Moderators) start a thread about something.
    2) You post in the “comments” section.
    3) Obseve all rules of common courtesy.
    4) Have fun!

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  48. beatlesrockr says:

    Yes and now I’m back to see if there are any new bloggers. The rules I think that are mostly for muse blog are…
    1. Don’t think someone is a boy or girl unless you actually know it.
    2.not everything here on museblog is real, so just, well, play along.
    3.Don’t put too many smilies just because your happy.
    4. Follow speller73’s rules and you’ll be fine.
    after rules, about me….
    I am random but I DO NOT post pointless posts!
    I am also known as…..
    Baylee Top Hat
    tHe WEiRdO iN tHe poLkADot tOp hAt
    (pirate) Captain Baylee
    finally I only use pies with extra cream, usually strawberry cream the filling blueberry banana.
    Oh yeah and….
    *pies Neophytes with triple filling strawberry banana blueberry*
    PEACE AND PIES TO THE WORLD!!!!!!
    tHe WEiRdO iN tHe poLkADot tOp hAt

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  49. Midnight Fiddler (she of the 2 spzdk points) says:

    45 and 46~ HEY!! Welcome! It’s easy to get started, you already have. Enjoy your welcome pies, then move out and explore the rest of the blog.
    Check out HG2MB (Hichhiker’s guide to MuseBlog) and read the Rules, then come and join us in our madness. It’s quite fun. :D

    If you have any questions, you can ask, someone will just about always answer any questions you’ve got.
    Next time we see you I’ll bring my shoebox full of Muses and you can look them over.

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  50. eragon says:

    One Ring to rule them all,
    One Ring to find them,
    One Ring to bring them all
    And in the darkness…………….Any LOTR fan can tell me this. What
    are the missing words? HINT: There are
    two words missing. And NO peeking in
    your battered copy of The Fellowship!! I
    shall return tomorrow and I do hope
    someone will get it. ‘Bye!!

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  51. Cat's Meow says:

    50 – bind them, right?
    I’ve done LotR plays for the past few summers and I felt like memorizing that. So I did.

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  52. The Man For Aeiou says:

    blind them.
    I wrote a nice parody of that once. with muses.

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  53. Cat's Meow says:

    I also know the first part of that rhyme, for no particular reason at all.

    Three for the elven kings under the sky
    Seven for the dwarf lords in their halls of stone
    Nine for the mortal men, doomed to die
    One for the dark lord, on his dark throne
    In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie
    One ring to rule them all
    One ring to find them
    One ring to bring them all
    And in the darkness bind them
    In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie

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  54. ¡Í߀ƒ! [158 piepoints ©] says:

    Aaah! Newbies Neophytes everywhere! *flings, casts, chucks, hurls, and otherwise throws various pastries at CE, soccergirl and Lego ranger*

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  55. beatlesrockr says:

    A lot more Neophytes then before!!!!! I don’t think I saw any this month (February) except now!
    *pies with blueberry topping strawberry banana filling pie* WAHOO!!!!!!!!
    PEACE AND PIES TO THE WORLD!!!!!!
    tHe WEiRdO iN tHe poLkADot tOp hAt

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  56. koko's apprentice says:

    I m fairly new here, but I know the basic ropes, but one thing i don’t know is what the heck are spzdk points and piepoints?

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  57. Unintended Pun (8 spdzk points) says:

    56-They are made up points by differnt users. You can get them only by having someone else give you theirs. People can trade them for advice, answers to riddles, items in the Musiverse, or just because they feel like it.

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  58. beatlesrockr (0 spdzk points!!!!) says:

    Hmmm there we go, that’s better!!!

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  59. oxlin says:

    50 – bind them.

    *pies newcomers*

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  60. lifewithoutsuffering says:

    45-46-Those posts are really similar. Strange coincidence. If we haven’t scared you off yet, welcome! *pies*

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  61. beatlesrockr (100 beats) says:

    I’m back again to check for….. what?….. There are no more neophytes? Oh snap, I just got some points (my beats!!!)

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  62. The Man For Aeiou says:

    61- *eats beats.*

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  63. Beavo, Master of 1 spdzk point says:

    AHHH!!! REAL LIVE NEOPHYTES BEFORE THE END OF THE MONTH!!! *faints*

    Kidding.

    Welcome to the utter insanity named MuseBlog!

    *pies Bluenote, ChemicalExperimentation, Lego Ranger, and Soccergirl with four blackberry deep dish’s*

    Lord, you’d think with these many Neophytes we’d be able to take over the world, but nooooo….

    Aw, peoples, the point thing is getting a bit old. Spdzk and PiePoints were quite enough, in my opinion. *grinchgrinchgrinch*

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  64. Vixen in the Eyes of the Moon (2 spdzk) says:

    Yeah. The points don’t work if we keep making new point systems.

    PIES!

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  65. Piggy says:

    Hello, neophytes. I’m just here to clear something up. It has been said on this thread that :idea:s are evil. This is not true. :idea:s are actually very nice and friendly, if you do not cross them. Oh, and *PIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIE*!!!!!!!!!!

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  66. The Man For Aeiou says:

    65- half are. the other have are evilus.

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  67. ¡Í߀ƒ! [158 piepoints ©] says:

    61- Beats??? Please get rid of those, piepoints and spdzk points are quite enough.

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  68. ChemicalExperimentation says:

    YUUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  69. Beavo, Master of 1 spdzk point and five hundred million Beavo's the Greatest Point Maker in the Whole Wide World points says:

    Just kidding.

    That proves how rediculus it is, really.

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  70. The Man For Aeiou says:

    67- I ate them, as you saw in 62.

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  71. Vixen in the Eyes of the Moon (2 spdzk) says:

    Well, ANYWAY; welcome Newbies! Now, we are all very friendly here, so if you need any help, THERE IS ALWAYS someone on to help you out. Or almost always, anyway. So, ask away.

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  72. eragon and sauron :evil: says:

    Good job, 51, 52 and 53! Thank you, The Man For AEIOU, and wonderful job with the WHOLE poem, Cat’s Meow. Now, tell me this one:

    All that is gold does not glitter,
    Not all those who wander are lost;
    The old that is strong does not wither,
    Deep roots are not touched by the frost.
    :evil: :twisted:

    From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
    A light from the shadows shall spring;
    Renewed shall be blade that was broken:
    The crownless again shall be king.

    Now, who can tell me who said this at The Council of Elrond.
    And one more: What race is Elrond? Man, Elf, Dwarve or Hobbit?
    THE REWARD: 5000 SPZDK POINTS TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT GET IT!!!

    P.S. OXLIN TOO. 5000 SPZDK PTS. TO OXLIN, CAT’S MEOW AND THE MAN FOR AEIOU.

    P.P.S. THANKS, GUYS!!

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  73.  ¡Red-tailed HAWK!  [9,737 piepoints ©, 16 spdzk points and 22 KAG points] says:

    72-I don’t know what is going on, but spdzk points are PC’s and he might not like you inventing more spdzk points. I think there were 100 that he actually made. But I’m not sure, you’ll have to check with him…

    Red-tailed HAWK :D :D :D

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  74. The Man For Aeiou says:

    73- yes. and they are from another universe.

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  75. beatlesrockr says:

    I’m sorry….. *stares sadly at the floor* I just feel….. well…. left out……..
    PEACE AND PIES TO THE WORLD!!!!!!
    tHe WEiRdO iN tHe poLkADot tOp hAt

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  76. Beavo, Master of 1 spdzk point says:

    You can still offer points, once you get some. Spdzk and Pie Points, I mean.

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  77. groundhog22 says:

    whatever… *pies the neophytes that needed pieing*

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  78. Kokonilly says:

    You need more pies? Are you kidding?

    *SHIPS IN AN INFINITE NUMBER OF PIES*

    Are you happy?

    *gets pied*

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  79. Nora the Violist says:

    Welcome, Neophytes! Feel free to jump right in and converse. Don’t be shy about it! *pies and hugs all neophytes*

    RE points: You wouldn’t want the various points *gasp* INFLATING, would you? :)

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  80. Cat's Meow says:

    79 – Gosh, no. My 2 1/2 spzdk points and 10,000 pie points are worthless as they are, considering they’re not in my name. :P

    I think we should have a thread to figure this whole points thing out. And limit it to a certain number, while still making sure that everybody can get them. Perhaps…
    spzdk points: Only 100 exist. Very hard to get and very prized.
    Pie Points: A couple million exist. Easy to get, so everyone who wants them can have them.
    Point of Honor (Or some other name): Very, very hard to get – only awarded to those have done some amazing act of kindness/helpfulness to the MuseBlog community. People can be nominated on the random thread, or whatever thread the “amazing act” was on and then if there are enough supportors the GAPAs can bestow it on the lucky blogger. Reasons for awarding could include settling a huge dispute, suggesting a MuseBlog-changing thread, or just being an awesome friend.
    I dunno – just an idea. Take it or leave it. :P

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  81. blunote_020 says:

    its ok newbies, jump in to a chat!!! dont b afraid!!

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  82. Beavo, Master of 1 spdzk point says:

    81-Well, not exactly CHAT as such, but you’re correct about the jumping in part and the not being afraid part as well.

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  83. NerdAndProudOf It says:

    What? uv run out of pies?

    *pies*

    whats the difference between a chat and a forum?

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  84. groundhog22 says:

    Chat uses nearly no spelling or grammar, and usually goes pretty fast. A forum uses spelling and grammar (usually) and goes at a slower, more leisurely pace.

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  85. Vixen in the Eyes of the Moon says:

    Welcome NEOphytes!

    also, unless you have experiance, chat can be hard tounderstand…

    wtR U dn? wn2G2 mve? , for example.

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  86. purplefinch says:

    Ello, I am Lindsay Lohan Neophytes!

    *pies all newcomers with tofu and bananna pies*

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  87.  ¡Red-tailed HAWK!  [9,737 piepoints ©, 16 spdzk points and 22 KAG points] says:

    Welcome, Newcomers! *Pies*

    Cat’s Meow-PC invented spdzk points and only made 100, and I *bows* invented Piepoints, and only created 10,000. I had them all, but am handing them out. Do you want any? Oh, and Kagy invented a small number of KAG points to get people onto the Just Friends thread, and I have just kept those that she gave me. They aren’t very common, and aren’t used for trading really because they are so rare…

    So basically, there are only that many points. It all started casually on the random thread, and I created piepoints, just as valuable as spdzk points, because with more of them more people will be able to have them…as soon as I can hand them out! :)

    Red-tailed HAWK :D :D :D

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  88. The Man For Aeiou says:

    87- it all started on the general science thread. which I started. So I start it, in that odd why of thinking.

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  89. groundhog22 says:

    86 – Been watching “Achmed the Dead Terrorist” by any chance?

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  90. Vixen in the Eyes of the Moon says:

    87- *batter eylashes* Can I have some? If you don’t, I’ll continue to bat eyelashes, annoying everyone! muhahaha! *bats bats bats bats!*

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  91. Vixen in the Eyes of the Moon says:

    Welcome Newbs! Please remember to respect other people’s ideas for optimal enjoyment.

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  92. pie lord78 says:

    he110! how do u post here?!!@!@1?

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  93. Beavo, Master of 1 spdzk point says:

    I belive that you’ve figured that out! Welcome to the loony bin called MuseBlog.

    *deep dish pies*

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  94. Unintended Pun (8 spdzk points) says:

    Hello neophytes! *pies*

    92- Well, it seems that you’ve figured out how to post, but the proper way to post is by using correct spelling and grammar. I think that reading the Rules and the HG2MB would be beneficial to you.

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  95. The Man For Aeiou says:

    Wow. that was fast.
    The Man For Aeiou A.K.A. pie lord78.

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  96. Vixen in the Eyes of the Moon says:

    Welcome Pielord! Please tell us if we can be of any assisstance!In the mean time, correct spelling and grammar helps. Read the Rules and the guide, and listen when a person who’s been on the blog for a while tells you to calm down or something.

    The spacebar on this keyboardkeepsstickin.AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH! Y o u h a v e t o h i t i t r e a l l y h a r d !

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  97. The Man For Aeiou says:

    96- see post 95. I was testing people.

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  98. Vixen in the Eyes of the Moon says:

    97- *disapointment hits* Awww. Pielord sounded funny!

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  99. VAXiDXVII says:

    One tip for Neophytes, respect your fellow MBers and they will repect you

    respect spelling and grammar rules.

    Don’t just post smilies or somthing like that,

    Don’t put random things on threads dedicated to non-random things,

    read the HG2MB and the Rules

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  100. Vixen in the Eyes of the Moon says:

    Are there any neophytes here? *100 hundreth post?*

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  101. cat-obsessed neophyte says:

    Hi people!!!
    I am a neophyte!!! if that’s what u people call it…
    I am very, very confused……
    one thing is- why do you guys keep saying *pies* ?

    By the way, i did read the rules, but they didn’t help much…
    is anybody even here? i think i came too late… oh well.

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  102. The Man For Aeiou says:

    101- Hi con.
    yes, we call people neophytes here.\
    please spell you right.
    try the HG2MB
    we don’t say *pie* we throw pies. we just can’t do that over the internet.
    I’m here.
    but you might not be.
    *PI* 3.14159…

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  103. groundhog22 says:

    *pies cat-obsessed neophyte*
    No, you didn’t come too late. It’s never too late to get pied in welcome. “*pies*” refers to the act of throwing a pie at someone. The asterisks indicate an action, rather than just saying something.

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  104. Daisy*chain says:

    Ok that makes a lot of sense, about the pies…
    sorry about spelling you wrong…
    wow, groundhog22, you wrote at 3 in the morning??! at least that is what my computer says… its clock is kind-of broken though…

    i think i am boring you guys now because i have nothing really interesting to say, sorry!

    -Daisy*chain -a.k.a- cat-obsessed neophyte

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  105. piggy person says:

    hi people
    who are you
    what i am doing here
    my friend told me about this so yah
    hi hi bye bye

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  106. Daisy*chain says:

    um, yeah
    piggy person is my friend…
    she didn’t actually even read the magazine…
    *pies piggy person*

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  107. Rosanne Spector (Administrator) says:

    Welcome, piggy person. Thanks for stopping by. Here’s some pie. Watch it fly. Hello and bye bye!

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  108. Daisy*chain says:

    Nice poem! :)

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  109.  ¡Red-tailed HAWK!  [9,637 piepoints ©, 16 spdzk points and 22 KAG points] says:

    Welcome, Newcomers! Daisy Chain and Piggy Person~ *Pies!!*

    And yes, I say newcomer, newbie, etc, not neophyte. To me, Neophyte sounds really like an insult, and so I will not call a friend that! :D *Does not use new term*

    Welcome, again, you will soon get used to things. I am the friendly Red-tailed HAWK, I have been on this blog for over a year, and so can show you around if you have any questions! There are “threads” (this is one) for discussion, threads for round robin writing, and threads for adventures in the imaginary lands of Muse. The last category may confuse you at first, but I have a great deal of knowledge in the subject if you have any questions about it…

    Red-tailed HAWK :D :D :D

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  110. Daisy*chain says:

    where is everybody today?
    yesterday I got a ton of responses… even though i left…
    *turn slightly red*

    I’m so absolutely happy it’s the vacation!!! is anybody going away somewhere? I’m going to Lake Placid…

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  111. Daisy*chain says:

    oh, hi Red-tailed HAWK
    you’re welcoming piggy person, but I’m not sure piggy person will be going on here, she never actually read Muse! *gasp, faint, revive*
    I DO have a question about the last category… what is it? :?
    Round Robin writing sounds fun, so where can I try it?
    thanks!

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  112. Vixen in the Eyes of the Moon says:

    110- *pies* Hi. Sorry, i’d give yo a well-rehearsed welcoming speech, but I’m kinda stressed right now.

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  113. Daisy*chain says:

    why are you stressed? Are you packing for a trip or something?

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  114. Vixen in the Eyes of the Moon says:

    113: This is a post I made five minutes ago:

    235. Vixen in the Eyes of the Moon �|� February 15th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
    I’m really scared right now. A major road in Copenhagen has been set fire to, and the street is a few blocks away from my apartment. and there are really close set apartment buildings everywhere in that area. I can’t get in touch with my parents or the neighbors or anybody who are at home. So I called a friend from class who lives a block away from my families apartment, and she said that she was out drinking. So I asked her what she was drinking, feeling rather nervous, and she just started laughing. I could just tell that the little absolutely idiotic cow is drunk, so I told her to be careful and to call me if she hears about the fire.

    My stomach just really hurts right now. The fire started that there were some stupid teens out protesting police racsism, so they poored gasoline onto a parking lot off this road and then set fire to it with home made bombs. Aparently there’s stuf like this happening all over Copenhagen, and the police is just trying to calm everyone down, but it sounds like a the teens were trying (are trying) to start a riot, which would prove deadly in the cold and crowded streestreets. Any moral support, anyone? I really need some right now.

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  115. Daisy*chain says:

    OMG
    That’s really scary!! How did you hear about this? Is it on the news?
    I’m getting freaked out, and I’m not even there! I would be really scared myself if that happened to me! *shudders* 8O
    My moral support to you!

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  116. Vixen in the Eyes of the Moon says:

    115- Thanks.yeah, it was on the news. There’s been some tension the past few nights in the city, and they were listing the streets where people were arrested/ small fires/ medium fires/ bomb threats/etc, and they all of a sudden say this street! And then they zoom in on a picture of a fir on this street, and they said that if it spreads then the station will actch fire, and any damage to the tracks will put down the trains going through there, so they just started calling in all the fire squad units… I hope they can catch the fire quickly as the trains are always busy on saterdays and I need to get home tomorrow.

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  117. Daisy*chain says:

    Wow that’s really scary!
    I hope everything works out..
    well, I gotta go…. good luck to you!

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  118.  ¡Red-tailed HAWK!  [9,637 piepoints ©, 16 spdzk points and 22 KAG points] says:

    Daisy*chain:

    The Muse adventures are very confusing. I will attempt to summarize them:

    There is a large planet we call Muse. On this planet, there are a few mapped out lands.

    One of these lands is called Museica, and it is divided into countries named after the muses. There is essentially a prime minister over each country, and we call these people Prime Musers. I am Prime Muser of CHAD (The country) myself.

    There is another Country called Muserland. The countries within are named after the elements, ICE, WATER, FIRE, EARTH, AIR, PLASMA, and SHADOW. There are Prime Musers here as well, and I am Prime Muser of ICE.

    There is a small isle discovered by Musers called Pie Isle. I am not involved with this isle really, it is mainly just being explored at this point…

    Besides a few other countries not as related to Muse, There are a few that have been discovered to date. I will address them now:

    There have been many pie wars in the past, during which sides formed and people fought with pies. I formed a side called The Great and Wholly Sugar-filled Empire of Zemtee, or Zemtee for short. Zemtee soon became much more than a side fighting in the pie war. It is now a great empire, fighting to protect the Muse lands (Museica, Muserland…) and be a helpful and strong country. Zemtee has a large area attached to muserland, and two other countries. I will direct you to more information on Zemtee if you are interested in joining our nation, possibly becoming a Great Chief if you wish…

    Red-tailed HAWK :D :D :D

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  119. Kokonilly says:

    There are other worlds too, likt the Pieceful Pie Planet (PPP), in which I pwn Kokonillendor. You can move in if you like.

    Come on! Post in other threads too, not just this one.

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  120. The Man For Aeiou says:

    118- pie isle is not being explored right now. it’s not being thought of.

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  121. Piggy says:

    YAY NEOPHYTES! :idea: YAY NEOPHYTES! Welcome to Museblog, that magical land where all your dreams will come true. Don’t be afraid to speak out on any of the threads, (just not Pointlessly). Y’all’ll (contraction of “you all will”) catch on in no time. Oh, and *PIE*!

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  122. The Man For Aeiou says:

    119- PPP is a few star system over from museica.

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  123. Kokonilly says:

    122 – REALLY??? I never knew that. Funny how I am in both at the same time. WEIRD. :shock:

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  124. The Man For Aeiou says:

    123- no, not funny. almost every one is the same.

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  125. Kokonilly says:

    124 – I was being sarcastic…

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  126. purplefinch says:

    89-Eep, yes. Some parts are funny, but I admit that some aren’t too appropriate/nice. Still…

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  127. Alice says:

    111- Oh Daisy Chain, whom I may never see again but hopefully will, I beseech you, please, please, PLEASE come to the Round Robin Riting! Here’s a link:
    https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=1213#comments
    We will explain EVERYTHING. And I won’t even make you read the whole thing. *begs*

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  128. Daisy*chain says:

    Um, ok I will go there…..
    I can’t make head or tail of it though….
    I will try reading it through later, I have a guest over now- gotta go!

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  129. The Man For Aeiou says:

    No they don’t!

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  130. ¡Í߀ƒ! [158 piepoints ©] says:

    HPBs are evil! Evviiillllll! *shudders*

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  131. Daisy*chain says:

    I have some questions that has been bothering me for a while…
    What does ‘pwn’ mean?
    Also, what are spdzk points?
    please explain!

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  132. Kagcomix [o' the 50 pie points] says:

    pwn means own but with a P.

    spdzk points are these points that ithink LaMort made up no offense if it was someone else. but anyways people who has the points can give them away. it’s the same thing with pie points and Kagpoints. so here: have 22 Kagpoints!

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  133. Robert Coontz (Administrator) says:

    Actually, POSOC, then known as Prarilius Canix, invented spdzk points here.

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  134. Daisy*chain says:

    huzzah!! I have points! : mrgreen : yay! yay! yay!
    ok I’m done.
    Other question:
    How do you make some words have a line through them?
    Like at the top in the title, and I saw Alice doing that…
    I’d love to know how to…

    pointmeter:
    22Kagpoints

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  135. Red Hed Em (no points) says:

    How does one aquire/trade spdzk/pie/KAG points?

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  136. Kokonilly says:

    Yes, how DO you get points?

    *feels lonely without any points*

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  137. ¡Í߀ƒ! [158 piepoints ©] says:

    139- You have to wait for someone to offer them. Do you want any?

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  138. Daisy*chain says:

    Can somebody please tell me how you cross words out?
    Also, how do you make words be in italics?

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  139. Robert Coontz (Administrator) says:

    To cross cross words out:
    <strike>words words words</strike> = words words words

    To put words into italics:
    <i>words words words</i> = words words words

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  140. ¡Í߀ƒ! [158 piepoints ©] says:
  141. Robert Coontz (Administrator) says:

    If you want to try formatting and smileys, please do it on the HTML Practice thread.

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  142. Kokonilly says:

    HELLO, NEOPHYTES.

    (I feel we need to get this thread back on topic. :shock: Did I just say back on topic? *faints*)

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  143. badrang says:

    Helo I was lying on my a bed a cupel of nights agoe reading MUSE and the insperashon struk “I am in a room with a computer and have all Muse infoe….” so I comensed to explor I LOVE IT HEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!! but sevrel questions have come up one hou do you poot your infoe in telingaboutyourselfplase? two wher do you talk to adminstrator(s) for request? three I WANT TO BE PRIME MUSER OF AIR!!!!!! can I?*beg beg* four will some one throw pies at me? *brases self*

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  144. badrang says:

    ahhhhhrgggg%&@$#!!(^*)!!!**** *** ******* !!!$%#&*+ =)) =))
    heellpp the gods of muser land are angry at my meny speling mistakes and have crosed it all out!!!!! make that 5 questions hou do you end crosing out?

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  145. Rebecca Lasley (Administrator) says:

    (147) badrang, you can simply tell us about yourself on this thread if you like. As for making requests to administrators, the Suggestion Box is useful, or you can post something on an appropriate thread.

    (148) To close formatting, you have to use an ending code, which is the same as the starting one, except with a slash mark. For your example, you’d type </strike>. I can fix it for you, but I’m not sure where you wanted the strike through to end.

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  146. badrang says:

    It did it agen comuter muteny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  147. ΡÖŞΏĈ says:

    147- Prime Muser of Air? Sorry, I already hold that position.

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  148. ¡Í߀ƒ! [158 piepoints ©] says:

    150- Please practice your HTML on the HTML thread.

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  149. badrang says:

    thank you rebecca! could you take crosing out away?

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  150. Rosanne Spector (Administrator) says:

    badrang:
    SPLAT
    That was an apple pie. Welcome :)

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  151. ¡Í߀ƒ! [158 piepoints ©] says:

    Erk! I forgot to pie you! :shock:

    *flings, casts, chucks, hurls, tosses and otherwise throws various pies, flans, dumplings, tarts, cobblers, donuts, croissants, cakes, rolls and other assorted pastries at badrang* :D

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  152. badrang says:

    A good welcome thanks! Sir all mighty prime muser of air, if his humbleness badrang could please be accepted into your greatnesse’s presence to humbly ask to be the apprentice/air to the muser of Air throne, I will humbly serve your air brainedness and not set my 90000000000000000000000001 sylphs on you. I shall pour out my tornado of knowledge upon you, and my extensive knowledge of air magic shall come to good use. Oh all mighty muser POSNC, your humble heir-to-be, badrang, *bow* ( =)) =)) =)) to all those who gave me the honor, I return the favour. =)) P.S I’m afraid I don’t like donuts, sorry (but thanks for the rest *yum*).

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  153. badrang says:

    thanks agen so much Rosanne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  154. ¡Í߀ƒ! [158 piepoints ©] says:

    156- Actually, his name is POSOC (acronym for Prarilius Oob Sir Ozlips Canix). Why do you want to be Prime Muser of air?

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  155. ΡÖŞΏĈ says:

    156- Well, you’re obviously devoted to the job and would carry its duties out with zeal. You could be Vice Prime Muser, I suppose. Meet me on the Chronicles of Museica thread and we’ll discuss terms.

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  156. Misswann, who is on vacation [wootwoot] says:

    Zeal, ah, i luv that word.

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  157. eragon and sauron :evil: says:
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  158. eragon says:

    Okay, I DO NOT know why my post usually above the awaiting moderation is gone. Did I do something wrong?

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  159. Midnight Fiddler (she of the 2 spzdk points) says:

    162~ No, it means that now we can all read your post. In other words, that the GAPAs have read it over, decided that you aren’t a terrorist or stalker or that if a terrorist or stalker read what you wrote that they couldn’t hurt you by the information you gave.
    In short, no, you’ve done nothing wrong.
    Welcome aboard! *pies* =[|} =[|} =[|} =[|} =[|} =[|} =[|} =[|} =[|} =[|} =[|} =[|} =[|} =[|} =[|} =[|}

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  160. Andrew says:

    Hey, badrang, don’t know if anyone else’s pointed this out, but did you get your name from a Redwall book?

    Also, didn’t we have at least one other eragon before? Or is it the same person? *is confused*

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  161. Missswann, who is reading Sarra Manning's books says:

    No, I think he was eragon with some random numbers after it.

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