Begun as a discussion on HPB Culture #2, this thread attempts to solve the mystery of what came between the bunnies and their bodies, along with the social, psychological, and cultural developments subsequent to the lagomorphic intercision.
WARNING: Potentially disturbing content within. 
Canix has handed over this project to me.
HPBs are found everywhere in the Musiverse, but there seems to be nowhere that they originated. At least, nowhere we’ve been able to find. If we locate their homeland, it will probably give us enormous insights. But where to start?
First Post! (I hope)!
[Not quite. For future reference, ¡ICBF!, “first post” posts tend to be zapped unless they contain something else besides. So I’ve copied and added your comment from the previous thread. –Rebecca]
Apparently, HPBs start out as anthropormorphic (humanlike) creatures that can come in many shades of pink and purple. However, as time goes on, their head somehow detatches and they become evil and powerful creatures. The question is: Why is it that their head falls off?
1- Perhaps they come from a hot pink planet.
I’m to scared to lurk here, but to curious not to.
According to Capricious’s pictures, HPBs seem to start out with a more benevolent nature. When their head *shudders* falls off, however, they become manevolent and mind-controling. Maybe it is some evolutionary advantage that, at the loss of their body, gives them evil powers.
Perhaps they simply came into being, such as the Specters in HDM, when the cat/dog war began. Each utterance of each side created these beings to forever remind us of the petty discord in our world….
I see now why the editors chose them, in their diembodied head form, to stop the dog/cats war. Their hypnotic powers made readers forget the dispute and fall in love with HPBs. BEWARE THE BUNNY!
Hmm. Possibly another case of Spontanious Hot Pink Bunny Combustion? Simply popping into flame and their head falls off? *shake in boots* *dosn’t really have boots, so shaking in socks*
6- yes, each count on either counter, each mention, each utter whisper brought a wraithlike HPB to life.
*quietly tip-toes onto thread*
Will anything scary happen?
*runs away*
HPBs are rare creatures. One day, a normal bunny stumbled(or fell into) a jar of pink paint. When flopped out, he fell asleep. When he woke up, he found a time machine. He activated it and turned up smack in the french revolution,where he was sentenced to the gullintine for no particular reason. Strangely, the head survives in the pages of Muse! BEWARE!!! BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10-
10, 12- We must not let the HPBs behavior interfere with our research.
When the bunnies have their bodies, they appear to act civilized and sane. However, when their heads are cut off, they turn into the evil monsters we see now.
This may be because they are seperated from their heart when their head pops off, and they become, of course, heartless monsters. Does that make any sense to you?
Sorry for double posting, but I have a theory for the orgins of HPBs: They may come from a large island somewhere in the Muse world, and on this island they are civilized and have clothing, cities, and the ability to screw a lightbulb. They prefer to remain unknown and isolated. However, several HPBs lost their heads (literally) and left HPB island. They banded together and set out to rule the world by turning everyone into cheerful zombie slaves :mrgreen:.
Spectors? Did someone (Sweet Melpomene) say Spectors? Oh, no. It was Specters…
Hmph. Never mind.
Maybe the heads can voluntarily detach themselves for short-term missions but sometimes wind up losing their bodies.
(16) Now it can be told: the true “Legend of Sleepy Hollow,” about a bunny body in search of its head….
Or maybe they’re the victims of a ghastly experiment.
Or maybe those are just smileys representing them?
Hahah, “off with their heads!” That is a funny line…
I can feel the repugnance rising within me at the new theories of the bunnies, all of which are quite disgusting
Sorry, repugnance is a new word for me to use very much! 
So I am (of course) assuming we are talking about just the evilus when speaking of “evil” bunnies, right?
None of the nicegoodus (?) are evil! 
Red-tailed HAWK the Defender of the
s 
Checking the HPBs *shudders* DNA, I have found out that they are mutated, possibly exposed to radiation that made them intelligent (and sometimes evil). It is possible that they were part of some gruesome experiment that went horribly, horribly wrong.
21- Oops. I forgot to end the italics at “is”.
[This job calls for an HTML Gnome. Help is on the way. –Admin.]
We have several evil HPB containment chambers, made of the strongest glass which we can study them through. Presently, the evil HPBs are bouncing off the walls in the chambers and baring their *shudders* fangs at me. Whatever you do, DON’T LET THEM OUT! They were a nightmare to capture, and they will destroy everything and everyone if they escape.
Kagy’s theory for the HPBs: they were bred for superiority(like cattle) but it went wrong! *gasp* yeah! that’s right! also, if you were to take my comic into account then they randomly apear in a box if you argue about dogs and cats.
23- Yes, they may have once been normal bunnies that were experimented on by some crazy scientists who wanted to make animals able to think and talk. The experiment was a partial success, as we now have those intelligent “nicegoodus” bunnies. However, something went wrong with one group of bunnies and they became evil, fanged monsters. However, this does not explain their eccentric hue or the fact that the evil bunnies have no bodies.
Can they manufacture *shudders* more of their *shudders* kind? Remember those pictures on the October random thread.
i personaly feel that the HPBs are a mystery that should stay that way! i f we know to much then our minds will be wiped out. has anyone even read my comic?
25- To answer your question, I would have to *shudders* say things that I don’t want to say here. Let’s just say they… multiply like rabbits. :idea::idea::idea::idea:
(26) You mean *shudders* this one?
26- I’ve just read your *shudders* comic. Is it just me, or are those HPBs rather disturbing?
I have just found astonishing evidence that the bunnies were changed by radiation! Click the link, and scroll down a little.
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=860
29-to quote robert:
47. Robert Coontz (Administrator) �|� September 8th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
Kagcomix, you’ve captured hot-pink bunnies to perfection. The final panel is the most horrifying thing I’ve seen since the movie Alien.
There’s quite a lot of shuddering going on on this thread.
Deservedly so.
You can’t help shuddering when you look close up at the *shudders* hot pink bunnies in the containment chambers. As you can see on the link on post #30, the bunny seems to have been exposed to radiation and turned pink. Is that the reason for their eccentric hue?
i sent in a picture about HPBs to the Gapas’. did you guys get it?
I found this on the Evolution thread.
12. Robert Coontz (Administrator) �|� May 25th, 2007 at 4:44 pm
HPBs didn’t evolve. They’re the product of a diabolical genetic-engineering experiment gone awry.
That explaines a lot, eh?
Oob, where are you? I can’t do this all by myself!!!
35- No, I don’t recall get a picture from you, Kagcomix. I am looking forward to seeing it!
37- that was directed to the GAPAs’. mabe I should be really polite and they’ll answer my question….
Oh Dearest GAPAs’ who make my life complete, pray tell have you recieved any mail from your big fan Kagcomix?
38- Yes, I understand that. What I meant was that I have not seen any HPB pictures on the blog from you yet. GAPAs, could you please check your e-mail?
(35, &c.) I just got home from work and found a bunny from Kagcomix and a Kokopelli from Beavo waiting in the inbox. After I finish dinner I’ll post them.
Hot Pink bunnies are really trying to take over the world and therefore the Prancing Unicornslayers shold change their name to the Prancing HP slayers…catchy, right?
41- NO!
40- so sorry. I hope you’re having a deliciouse dinner! My parents are having a dinner party and it’s inbetween the meal and desert right now.
Prarilius Canix/Oob, we have found out that HPBs are the results of some twisted experiment, that turned them hot pink and intelligent with radiation. Now, there are two types: benevolent ones that might live on an island somewhere in Muse world, and manevolent ones without bodies that live all over the place.
Is there a sequel to this, Kagcomix?
44- Great pic, Kagcomix!
(45) And full of suspense.
44- *shudders* I would not like to be the person who owns that hand.
44- there can be!
45- thank-you! it would have been beter if i didn’t have to do it on the computer but ah well….
44-Lemme guess, the next picture is someone with their hand ripped off?
well, I jsut sent the sequal to the GAPAs’. unfortunately on the first message i sent them i forgot to add the attachment (i was rushing down to desert, sorry!)
I am rather scared.
nicegoodeyius has bodies.
50- The suspence is killing me.
51- Actually, both “nicegoodeyius” and evil HPBs have bodies. Why the evil HPB’s heads fall off, however, is still being determined.
Kagybunny part 2:
53- Must be a “nicegoodeyius” HPB.
53-Agh! It’s facing my face! DUCK AND COVER!
The suspense is killing me!
*drops down dead*
53- Don’t stare at its eyes. It could be an evil bunny in disguise and it will hypnotize you and turn you into a *shudders* zombie.
56- Aw, nuts. We have a casualty. Somebody get a stretcher.
*uses her training (i’m a lifeguard) to take care of Purple Panda*
*Uses his training (not lifeguard though) to help Panda too*
Awwwwwww….the bunny’s so cuuuuttteee!!!!
Red-tailed HAWK (taken over by bunnies-yeah!
) 
thank-you GAPAs’! I adore you!
*makes PP a get well pie because she doesn’t remember CPR*
60- thanks, notice how it’s crying!
it took me 20ish minutes to draw the stupid hands! MS paint isn’t good for complicated things like hands!
Anybody need someone with Red Cross babysitting training? (sadly it lacked bunny defence)
Okay, now let’s remember: No getting close to the HPBs! We don’t want a repeat of post #56.
And here is Kagybunny, part 3:
64- It’s so… heartwarming. Though I can’t tell if that HPB is actually a “nicegoodeyius” or evil one.
the bunny doesn’t have eyes…. that realy creeps me out…. bunnies don’t have hands either so im suspecting that it is going to bite that lack-fingernailed hand, hard. tough luck
All these Kagybunnies remind me of those icons that say stuff like “You can share my hear forever” and mushy suchlike. I’m more of a fan of the ones that say “You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a bridge, I laugh EVEN HARDER.”
67- WHERE AN I FIND A SIGN LIKE THAT?!?!?!?! i need it for my bedroom door (the sibs broke the lock)
how does one make the hpb icon?
I prefer the shirts ‘I am temporarily out of my mind; feel free to leave a message.’ and ‘It’s funny ’til someone gets hurt, then it’s hilarious.’
I encountered a small hpb at the Lincoln memorial. My efforts to destroy it were in vain, it seemed to have become one with the concrete.
*sigh*
Yes, indeed how does one make the HPB icon?
69, 70- You put colons behind and in front of “idea”.
Yes, indeed.
that is pure symbolism reall HPBs are much more horrifying.
63 –
I have a bunnyproof suit. So I can do whatever I want with them. 
I know where the first
s came from. 1 word: Wonderland. That’s right. Anyhoo, here is my tale.
Once upon a time, tons of little magenta rabbits hopped around the courtyards of the Queen of Hearts’s palace. All was peaceful until, one day, the queen just got tired of seeing pink. She had every one of them beheaded. (This is where I come in.) I came along and was mortified to see millions of little pink heads and bodies surrounded by little scarlet pools of blood. (Here’s the GOOD part.) I used my mistic otherworldly powers to bring the bunnies back to life. I couldn’t reattach the heads, and they couldn’t survive very long without bodies, so I sent them to the many fields of Cyberspace. Big mistake. Now, not only do they infest Museblog, but somehow they also found their way into Muse’s database and infest Muse mag’s fan mail pages and some other areas too.
Well, that was my story. If you don’t like it, pie me. *SPLAT* yummy-apple!
Apple pie? I thought the Queen of Hearts made tarts.
yeah…but its an apple tart.
Just as she got tired of seeing pink, she also got tired of tarts so she makes heart shaped pies now…. apple ones
yeah…what greekgurl said. (darn you Queen of Hearts!*pies*)
* pies Queen of Hearts too* thats for the
!!!!!!!!!
thanx greekgurl you can have this:
megabunny!
oh…no…must…resist…GAAH! *gets taken over by
s* 
*hop hop hop**sniff sniff* Hee hee! I’m a kwootsy widduw bunny! La la-la la la…*hops off into a giant pie-shaped house*
*Greekgurl puts on her bunny-proof sunglasses and pies the nearest bunny* nooooooooooo!!! cocopella!
What’s going on here?!? *:idea: jumps on face* Aaaah! Somebody let the HPBs out! Get back in there, you stupid bizarrly hued furry creature! *Tosses HPBs back in containment chambers*
83- *Knocks Cocopella out of trance*
84- Don’t pie the HPBs. It only makes them madder.
oops, sorry…… thx for helping with cocopella *looks sheepish*
Oob! Where are you??? Things are going crazy around here… *Fights with an angry :idea:*
* wrestles another
to the ground* A little help cocopella?
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE HAS GOT ME!!!!!!!!!!
tHIS ONE IS PURE EVIL!! IT’S THE BUNNY BELLATRIX LESTRANGE!!!!!! HI-YAAAAAAH!!!!!!!* karate kicks bunny off* REINFORCEMENTS, PLEASE?!?!? IT’S THE UNDEAD BUNNY!!! RUN AWAY!!!* runs away, hides behind a tree*
It’s a bunny!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S RUINED!!!!!!!!!WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(92) My condolences, GB. Unfortunately, WordPress strips spaces, so you have to compensate by adding other typographic symbols as spacers. In addition, spacing between characters shifts somewhere in the travels through cyberspace and reassembly upon landing is not always what one expects.
.taht deciton ev’I -39
We weren’t here to make giant bunnies. We were here to study the orgins and culture of HPBs and also to find out why their heads *shudders* falls off. So please get back on topic.
I’m trying to get something I made on photoshop on here. Agh!
I can’t do it!!!!!!!!
96- To send pictures to MuseBlog, you have to email them to the editors. It’s impossible to post them yourself.
…….:idea:……:idea:
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….,.:idea::idea::idea:
….:idea:O:idea:O:idea:
..:idea::idea::idea::idea:
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dang. it went wrong.
The bunnies have outgrown their bodies, and now consist of just a hot pink head. They subsist on beliefs that they exist. This explains the fact that they have invaded Muse to survive. At the current belief statistics, they will overrun the Earth in no time flat. We must construct HPB-shelters. The shelters will be made purely of HPB-colored “Peep’s” marshmallows. The HPBs despise these tasty treats, and will avoid them.
99- Enough with the giant bunnies! If you want to make giant bunnies, then go to the HTML thread!
101- HPBs will overrun the Earth? Gaah! *Dives into HPB-shelter*
I believe that the HPBs started out as 0-dimensional beings, and conquered the 0th, 1st, and 2nd dimension. They are beginning to overcome the 3rd, and will move on to the 4th dimension (time) and beyond!
:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea:
They’re coming….
103- A 0-dimesion? I don’t think a 0-dimension is possible. However, when it comes to HPBs, many things are *shudders* possible.
104- they are the 0-dimesion. nothing else, just HPB.
Please, l’m rather sick of the whole bodyless thing. The idea icon only represents the heads of the HPBs. A smiling person has a body, yet we only show the head.
And looking over the Kagybunnies: l was touched. That was beuatiful. However, the posts seem to be full of unnescesary spite for the bunnies.
STOP BEING PREJUDICE!!!!
Can that be my hand?
74 – Yes. *goes off to study the bunnies while wearing her bunnyproof suit, so as not to get bunnified by them*
107-Bu-bu-bu-bunniefied? *scampers away and hides under bed*
106- In post #39 on HPB culture #2, Robert Coontz told us that Capricious’s bunnies “haven’t undergone intercission yet”. A GAPA never lies. …right?
107- Bunnified? I thought HPBs just zombified people.
Evidently there’s a deeper stage of *shudders* assimilation.
110- So, if a HPB concentrates hard enough, it can turn an ordinary person into another *shudders* HPB? Gasp! Gaah! *faints*
I’m not sure they can do it by sheer willpower. It may require *reels* surgery.
112- Take out the “potentially” in WARNING: Potentially disturbing content within.
[Makes sense. Done. –Rebecca]
106- aww thanks. wait till you see the end….(i haven’t started it yet but i will soon.
GAPAs, can you please stop? This is my HPB understanding:
The HPBs were created to blank out letters involving cats and dogs. Because only their heads were depicted, the common misconception of headless bunnies arose. After it was discovered that in fact, the bunnies do have heads, who should start a myth that they become headless but the GAPAs!! The HPBs have never done anything evil. Only people have caused them to do bad things. In writing, HPBs should be evil or good depending on the bunny.
l am ashamed at how prejudice my fellow MBers, including the GAPAs have been. When Kagy posted her heartwarming tales, people thought something awful would happen to the human. Tell me this: is this an appropriate response from a magazine dedicated to diversity?
did anyone read the paul baker article a while back about the origine of the HPBs? it was in elizabethan. i should probably go finish the HPB saga.
115- There are some “nicegoodeyius” bunnies and some *sudders* evil bunnies. But we always seem to hear about the evil bunnies. Also, Kagy hasn’t finished her “heartwarming” tale yet.
116- Yes, I’ve read his article. Though I didn’t understand half of it.
Why couldn’t the tale have been about good ones? And they are the same species, just different attitudes. In a pie war, we agreed that we would try to make all bunnies good. This thread could be a Museworld adventure about that. Idea!
l, agagabagabag zepata, am in the land conquered by the TAM. l am on an expidition. l load my tranquilzer dart gun filled with not tranquilizer, but attitude vaccine.
115- you came on 7 days after the attack. the bunneys took over the blog on the first of april, 2007. you came on, acordding to the who’s here page, 4/8/07.
sorry. but the bunneys are aful.
117- Aw, another typo. I “shuddered” instead of “suddered”.
Ag, you came to MB on my twelth birthday! But TMFA is right, the blog takeover was something to make you *shake in your boots*.
MuseBlog was never the same again.
*scamper away*
118- Sorry, but this thread is about studying HPBs. Maybe if we ask the GAPAs nicely, they’ll give us another thread. I’m in the mood for an adventure.
I have returned from studying the bunnies!! They are able to detatch their heads from their bodies and float them around in order to become more mobile (I guess hopping can get tiring after a while) and to better bunnify people, as it requires access to the head. I suffered ten attempts to bunnify me while I was studying them, but my bunnyproof suit held strong.
Yes, lt’s a worthwile adventure, and it ties in with chronicles of museica without being with its topic. Can we, GAPAs? Please?
119- But was it really the bunnies?
123- Are you quite sure? That may just be some sort of thechnology to throw us off.
Oh, Great and Powerful Administrators, can we please have a thread?
126 – You mean some sort of hologram? That’s what I thought at first, until the heads started making very solid contact with my helmet in attempts to bunnify me.
126- Sorry agagabagabag, but the truth is that some HPBs are just pure evil. *shudders*
Some are, but I also came across a perfectly benign colony of HPB’s. They were really sweet, and showed no sign of head detachment, bunnification, or the like.
130- Yes, some HPBs are benevolent. But we’re about to see what catagory Kagy’s bunny falls in. *shudders* This could be very gruesome…
131- have ye no faith? will ye condem such inocence as is the HPB? are ye that heartless as to not love what can be loved? well, i hope you like the end of my tale….. it’s different than what you’re expecting. i sent the last 2 bits to the GAPAs’ so it’ll be posted sometime.
126- l meant like robots.
132- l bet it ends the way l’m expecting.
134- mabe then again mabe not! we’ll just have to see when the abosolutely amazing GAPAs’ post them eh?
l hope it’s soon. Hint hint.
131 – Yup. Although it seems right now that they are of the benign type.
Here are the final installments of Kagy’s bunny saga:
Awwwwwww…..That’s so cute! If not for the black fingernail polish I would say it was my hand!
Red-tailed HAWK
( 
s r0ck!)
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
Soooooooooooo cute. Is Kagybunny a new-found species?
No.
Listen all of you are wrong. this is all a plan by
that canker. He has sent out 
to take over the world.
144- Sorry, but you haven’t done any research on them, and therefore have no evidence.
Unlike me. agagabagabag was fascinated by them and befriended them.
Awww! That’s so cute! Obviously the Kagybunnies are the benign type–they’re too nice to be evil.
139- it’s supposed to be my hand…. except i’m not wearing black nail polish…. i keep meaning to paint my nails…. grr, they take so long to dry!
140- thanks Ag, it means a lot.
although these are called Kagybunnys on my computer they’re saved under “peace saga”
138- Awww, it makes me think differently of HPBs. It’s so… cute!
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS READIN A POST JUST THEN AND THE POST HAD A HPB ON IT AND I SWEAR IT TWITCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! not paranoid.
150 – You just keep telling yourself that, while I go call the nice men in white coats.
[The GAPA Zap of Doom annihilates* another extremely off-topic post. –Rebecca]
*Note that the GZoD never simply “zaps.”
That should have been zapped.
152- GAPA’s could you please zap post 152? First of all, this is a discussion on HPBs, not cucumbers. It is a PoPo.
(153, 154) One of the quirks of WordPress is that the moderation queue does not indicate the destination of waiting comments, so we can’t tell if a post is on topic until after the fact. (One could look it up, but that requires an extra step that is simply not practical to do for every comment.)
But we can retrozap….
GAPA Zap of Doom. I like that.
Hmm. I wonder what size bunnies are in real life. Or perhaps they are the size we see them here. “Though they be but little, they are fierce!”
150- For future notice, Greekgurl, don’t scream like that. For some reason it makes the recent comments column slide to the bottom of the page on my computer.
156- Kagy depicts them as being not much bigger than your head.
But yes, they are very fierce.
I’m starting to question the theory of HPBs being headless. Agagabagabag could be right–these are just symbols representing them.
155- thank you so much GAPAs’! i have no idea what that post was but i’m getting really tired of OMGMPAOFs random coments. i know that sounds harsh but really you’d think they’d have learned by now.
157- i completely agree with Ag.
I need to start sending some HPB pictures. What is the GAPA’s e-mail address?
151- aaaah! i must hide. they mite recognized me!
157-i only put that many exclamations becuase i needed to show you how truly scared i was! honest!
(159) gapa @ musefanpage.com
Hey Gapas, I just e-mailed you 6 more hot pink bunny drawings. Could you please post them on this thread? Pretty please and thanks!
(162) Cat’s Meow, I’ve posted your HPBs on Another Bevy of Bunnies.
i should send in my sequals to the HPB comic i did a while back…. if i can find them!
160 – Who’s the they? The bunnies or the men in white coats?
DIEING THREAD DIEING THREAD HELP HELP HELP! GO GET THE DEFIBRILOTOR! AND THE STOMACH PUMP! AND NEVER FORGET THE JAWS OF LIFE!!!! i have no idea what any of that is (othere than the stomach pump)
I shall help!!
*gets paddles* CLEAR!! *zap*
Oh no… I think we’re losing it…..DON’T GO INTO THE LIGHT!!!
Keep posting, people! This thread just might survive!
166- It’s spelled dying. gawd
It’s alive!!!
Have we found out where HPBs come from yet?
170- no, but I have an idea!
LJUBLJANA!
there. we are now set up for museblog fanfic, and now I am going to post this.
171- Good idea! Then it ties in with the mysterious note I found in the MBFF.
170- We didn’t find out exactly where they come from, but we did find out this:
1. The
symbol is not a headless HPB, it is just a symbol representing a HPB with a body. The whole headless HPB thing was just a myth.
2. The HPBs are split in two groups–“nicegoodeyius” and evil.
3. HPBs may be hot pink because a normal bunny was once exposed to radiation in an experiment.
4. The GAPAs don’t always tell the truth. Robert lied about the whole “intercission” thing.
173- 1. I’ll go with that.
2. we have know this for awhile
3. it was a gentic exparment, see post 12 HERE: https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=870#comment-12 . that should work.
Funny. In Museica, the HPBs I’ve seen don’t have any bodies. HPBology remains an inexact science.
174- It was a genetic experiment that involved radiation.
175- Hmm. Perhaps Museica HPBs are different then normal HPBs. I’ve never been to Museica, so I wouldn’t know.
165- the men in the white coats *shudder*
Why would the symbol not have heads though?
They’re coming to take me away, ¡haha! they’re coming to take me away, ¡hoho! ¡heehee! ¡haha! to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time! etc.
And I’ll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they’re coming to take me away ¡hahaaaaa!
Just thought it might help.
*takes Glassboro away*
*brushes off white coat*
*watches little children flee*
Bwahahaha!
maybe I’ll end up like Alice!!!!!! (see Twilight)
178- that was almost better than me!
no really, people already think im a vampire *smiles* lets see….
Im pale
my eyes change color when I’m mad (blue to gray)
i “pop out of nowhere” (good fun)
crimson is a pretty color
i have braces
do you need more?
i have an extensive vocabulary that could only be picked up in the early 19th century…..
Yeah, well I have an ingrown tooth that resembles a sharp fang.
And I used to [ Snippity snippity snip! -The Gross FYI Gnome ]
181- Congratulations, Beavo! You are now the first MBer to ever have part of a post snipped by the Gross FYI Gnome. (I think).
181- now i am left wondering what you used to do. ah well the FYI knome knows best.
i have increasingly pale skin. my face is several tints whiter than my arms and hands. when i look in the mirror sometimes it’s really weird because my face looks out of place under my dark hair.
Um, guys, I was the Gnome. You really, really didn’t want to know and I was guessing the GAPAs didn’t want to either. So I saved them the trouble and called my Gross FYI Gnome in from my closet. He finds a lot about Gross FYI in there, so it’s his favorite place in the house.
Luuurvely…
*helps beavo take glassboro away, haha*
Oh, for pete’s sake!! Someone come on this thread!!
186) At your service.
*comes to this thread*
*eyes widen*
*leaves fastlike*
Awesome. Now there are enough people for a conversation.
So… anything else about the bunnies that needs investigating?
189- Their origin and the headlessness thing still needs to be investigated.
When you say headlessness, does that mean how they do it without dying? (Because we already know why they do it, they do it to bunnify/zombify people.) I have an idea about it though. I think that their heads have a rudimentary circulation and energy storage system, so that when they detach their heads, they have something to keep their heads alive. Their bodies just sit there because, similar to chickens and snakes, their bodies can stay alive for some time without signals from the brain. As for how the heads float, I noticed something when I was studying the bunnies. When they detached their heads, they seemed to be using their ears as steering devices, as opposed to flapping them to get airborne. I also noticed that they seemed to be gulping air all the time, which puzzled me, since their lungs were still in their bodies. Then I realized that they were gulping air and forcing it out through their windpipes, which in the absence of a body were just open at the ends. This allowed them to float around like hovercrafts. However, all of this takes a lot of energy, so they can’t keep their heads detached for too long.
As for where they came from before they invaded the statements about cats and dogs, and later everything else, I have no clue. Any ideas people?
190) I belive they are the result of cross-polinating a normal bunny with a bottle of pink paint, with a bit of evolutionary enhancement.
there was an article in muse by paul baker (back when i was convinced he was a litterary device) about the origin of the HPB. it was written in elizabethan, and i’m not sure which one it was in. if anyone remembers could they tell me, please?
now personaly, i’ve always felt more or less that the secret of the HPBs shopuld be Kept a secret.
193- september 2005.
also in this issue:
an announcement about the blog.
193 – Yeah, but it’s no fun if we don’t find it out.
But once we find out it’s no fun again.
*sighs* True. Maybe we can find it out and then keep it a secret from others, which would keep it fun.
You could walk around with haggard, haunted looks, shaking your heads and muttering things like, “No, no, it’s just too horrible. I can’t talk about it.”
Or go “Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah! We know the secrets of the bunnies and you don’t!”
I have finally discovered why there are headless bunnies. *shudders*
Naw! Hey, one straitjacket over here, please!
(doctor) “Oh no! Not another one!”
For the sake of clarity, I have sent graphic details of the two HPB headlessness theories. Expect yet more junk mail from yours truly.
203 – Ok, where exactly did you send these graphic details? I’d be interested to see them.
204- I e-mailed them to the GAPAs, of course.
Charts from ¡Ã߀ƒ! illustrating two theories of HPB disembodiment:
Oh my!!!
The question is, how do the bodyless ones move about, and some must have bodies, as they do in kagy’s drawings.
This whole bunny bit is quite interesting…
Red-tailed HAWK
206- Don’t pay attention to those white spots on the top picture. This was made on a painting program, and I was blotting over mistakes. I didn’t know the background would show up blue.
207- For the movement question: PC explained it somewhere, on Ship’s Logs 2, I think.
And some do have bodies. There’s more then one type of HPB.
206- Thanks for editing it, Rebecca!
(207, 209) Prarilius Canix described the bunnies’ prehensile ears here:
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=481#comment-58572
He was specifically referring to helicopter bunnies, which may be unusually talented.
(210) No problem. I added the blue backgrounds so the white would show up, not realizing it was an error. Your original background was actually transparent, which would have appeared as white. Oh, I see I missed one. Perhaps it’s an eyeball falling out.
212- Hm, I see why you would think that. If you took a closer look, you would see that the bunnies eyes actually turned into hypnotic wheels. I thought it would add to the effect.
(213) I went back to the original and zoomed in — now I see. On my laptop screen the whirls weren’t distinguishable at actual size. Even with a mistaken interpretation, they definitely add to the effect.
Whoa, we have a breakthrough!! Awesome work, IBCF!!! (sorry I can’t do the cool letters) I wonder how so many varieties of HPB developed. I mean, there’s helicopter bunnies, body-absorbing bunnies, head-detaching bunnies, etc. etc. My guess is that they eat radioactive materials, which not only contributes to their day-glo pink color and hypnofication/zombification/bunnification abilities, but also allows them to mutate surprisingly quickly.
They’re mutants–normal bunnies changed by radioactivity.
Aha. That makes sense.
206- Now, what makes more sense? To temporarily lose your body through intercission, or to permanently lose your body but make your head stronger through absorption? Hmm…
Does anyone have a thought for comment #218?
No, stop begging
218 – I would say the first makes more sense.
221- I think so too.
(218, 221, 222) Then, considering what we’re dealing with, one would expect the answer to be that which makes less sense.
223- True. But I’ve noticed this doesn’t seem to happen with every bunny. Perhaps it’s an optional stage of development.
Very strange indeed…
There’s also a chance that there are different varieties of bunnies, and some use body absorption while others use intercission.
(225) They do seem to pop up in almost every imaginable environment, rather like bacteria in that respect, so I guess it wouldn’t be surprising to find divers variations.
Actually, HPBs parallel with bacteria in many ways. Some are helpful, some are harmful, they’re all over the place, and they’ve taken over the world.
Yeah. I wonder if they have any relation. That could explain the day-glo pink color–some bacteria have odd pigments in them.
Maybe their bodies are just ornaments, and they have to take them off when they go on a *shudder* mission and put them back on when they come home.
229-
228- HPBs? Related to bacteria? Naaw…
231 – Just curious, why not?
Has this thread died again? *sighs*
232- Bacteria are one-celled organisms. There’s no way they could be related to HPBs.
Except for the fact that there are a lot of things that are related to bacteria, which are not single-celled. So why couldn’t HPB’s be too?
234- Really? *looks up* Okay then, I guess I’ll have to take your word for it. But I always thought they were hot pink because of a radiation experiment… *brain hurts*
235- But bacteria can be mutated too. So maybe they are related to bacteria.
Either way, this body-absorbtion thing thing could be a majorly good thing for us HPBologists. If the body-absorbers lose their bodies permanently, then they will be that much easier to catch–after all, they have to sleep sometime, so if we sneak up on them while they’re asleep, we can catch them. Even if they wake up, they won’t be able to leap away fast.
237- But remember, many of them can fly.
How fast?
239- Fairly fast, the last time I checked.
Dang. Ah well, we’ll have to think of someting else.
I have an idea. Let’s set up a bunny trap using pies and a giant net.
-is secretly rooting for hpbs-
241- We can always tranquilize them.
*sets up an HPB research laboratory*
________|_|______|_|____
|………….HPB_LAB…………..|
|……………………………………|
|………………..__………………|
|………………..|…|………………|
|__________|…|_________|
206-
Wow. That’s really disturbing.
244- It says at the top: WARNING:
Potentiallydisturbing content within.________|_|______|_|____
|………….HPB_LAB………..|
|……………………….………|
|………………__…….………|
|………….…|…|….…..……|
|__________|…|_________|
13- That makes a great deal of sense. *shudders*
14-
17- Now that’s a story to tell on Halloween….
18- Aren’t they? I guess I just have to read on…
20- Perhaps the nicegoodus are the ones that still have their bodies.
26- I read it!
62- Obviously the Red Cross doesn’t know much (I shouldn’t say that, the Red Cross was incredibly helpful after the fire). Bunny defense is of the utmost importance when caring for babies.
65- It has a body. It must be good. It’s only when they lose their heads that they turn evil.
75- Well, at least your intentions were good.
101- Hey, that’s a good idea.
178- That song is so disturbing. It has terrified me for years.
Kagybunnies: Aw, that’s so sweet. I really love bunnies.
Good, we need an HPB lab. Since the R&D people at the asylum don’t seem to do anything except eat donuts.
Do you think HPBs might *shudders* reproduce asexually?
248- That would be accurate but awful. There would only need to be one…
But that opens up new possibilities. Maybe there only was one, in the beginning.
However, that wouldn’t explain their ability to evolve so quickly. Unless they’ve found a way to mutate themselves…
More studies are needed. *goes to HPB lab*
maybe there bodies act as a incubator.
251- What do you mean by that?
251 – Well, that’s how a lot of animals do it (either the young grows inside the mother’s body and is therefore incubated, or the eggs are incubated by a parents body.)
252- they (Put Down that pie your eating) grow the young in the body, and then, when it’s grown, The head falls off and starts it’s quest.
*shudders violently*
255- I said it was disturbing!
Don’t mind me. It’s better to know the truth. I’ll go make myself some ginger tea.
254- So when it’s head falls off, then the offspring climbs out through the neck?
254 – Interesting.
258- yes.
But wait–if this is so, what of the body absorbers? Are they *shudders* apsorbing their own young? Either body apsorption is a myth, or different bunnies have different means of reproduction.
How many species of HPBs are there? And by what means did they mutate into these different species?
261- absorption is when the bunny is conceived.
So absorption and intercission are all part of HPB reproduction?
It’s strange, but it makes sense.
I think I’m going to hire an Elmer Fudd. To kill da wabbits.
264- Da wabbits would simply hypnotize Elmer Fudd.
*mind control*
I’m hunting wabbits! *huhuhuhuhuhuhudrool*
_/-|-:idea: (bunny from side) u:idea:u Bunny twists with porportion. See the widdle paws? Awwwww ♥
And thats where the head came from. (The said bunny ate his paws. Don’t ask why.)
Hey wait! Dat was da wabbit!
Elmer:
Kill da wabbit!
I’m kiwing da wabbit.
Bahahahaha!
Dat’s da wabbit! *shoots at 
*
*mind control*
Drool…
Bugs Bunny: What’s up, doc?
Elmer:
Bugs Bunny: Kiwing da wabbit?
Bugs Bunny. Uh, oh. *hides*
Elmer:
Elmer:
Anyhow…
We were talking about HPB reproduction. Does anyone have anyhing to say?
I Don’t.
What I find odd is that bunnyus Hotpinkus is the only species to have and nicegoodius and evilus sub-species in the Bunnyus Family.
¡Ã߀ƒ! come here!
I’m here! I’m here! IBCF, at your service!
270- Do you think you could rephrase that statement?
270 – I agree with IBCF. Why is that odd?
272- see we have only found evil HPBs. Why only HPBs? Why not the rest of the H_Bs?
274- Good question. I’m not quite sure. I do remember seeing an evil black bunny once…
275- all black bunnies are evil. I just wonder why H_Bs are both Evil and Good.
No species is completely evil.
And the only species (unless I’m horribly mistaken) that is all-good is the blue bunnies.
Blue bunnies?
279- Yes, hot blue bunnies. They’re hated and feared by the evil bunnies, who try to exterminate all of them.
Well, at least we have some more allies then.
*brings new batch of HPBs into laboratory*
Okay, let’s study these ones. *studies*
HPBs are cute!
That they are.
But don’t be fooled, oh mighty Lord of Pie. They are [potentially] dangerous.
284- And they are also evil.
I think we’d better test pie lord here to see if he’s been hypnotized or something.
*tests pie lord* He’s fine, fortunately, but he’s ignorant of the fact that HPBs are pure evil. I’ll see to it that he is fully informed.
I’m pie lord78. I’m just testing how long it takes people to respond here.
288- We’re trying to research HPBs here. Please do not waste our time with your shenanigans.
We have a helicopter bunny in container B8. I’m going to extract some DNA from its fur to study how they evolved.
288 – You little… *throws vinegar pie at TMFA*
Since when are HPBs evil? Except for the rabid ones on the PPP thread, of course.
Oh, good lord. HPBs have always been evil. But we like it that way (or at least I do…)
291- HPBs are ravenous, mind-controlling, head-biting monsters. Have you been to the SSSS thread lately?
Has anyone seen Spirited Away? Remember the green heads? That’s how HPBs move.
294- Spirited Away! I loved that movie. It’s been so long since I thought about it, but it was so very, very good. But I can’t remember the green heads.
294- I’ve watched it, but I don’t remember the green heads or how they moved. Could you describe it?
294) HAHAHA yes just like that totally know what you mean. I am sufficiently creeped out by the way
294 – Yes, an explanation would be appreciated.
297- Stick around longer. It only gets worse.
New thread?
That sounds good.