Wednesday, 24 April 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
After the devastation of the Great Pie War, the survivors labored to rebuild civilization. Now the saga continues.
(Where were we? Something about pie-rates…)
NOTE: The saga continues to continue in Part the Second.
Date: August 1, 2006
Categories: Random craziness
We were making a new country, and spreading headquarters all over the quorld. And Iceland.
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We decided that we all like Iceland. It has a 100% literacy rate. We also seemed to be making candyland, which I plainly did not get.
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I am Great Prime Minister Allegra R.!! That does not mean you have to bow down to me, it just mean’s I make some of the country’s decisions. Now, let us OPEN MUSEICA!!
What we should do is post, like, every so often and say, Hey guess what I did in Museica today, I opened up a new shop, I met so-and-so, I went on a vacay to so-and-so, etc. etc. That’s what I’m going to do.
P.S. My real name is Allegra.
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Is this a pie-war thread? I can’t tell.
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Museica needs a national anthem , a constitution, a flag, an agreed upon government stucture, citizens, currency…
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I came up with the name Museica! (I think so at least) I don’t know why I bring this up other than to satisfy my vanity. *vanity is satisified with many airborne pies from other MBers*
I think Museica should have it’s own, un-precedented government structure. We could use for the base for our plan once we have completed Mostly Harmless. It should have the government and the people united as closely as possible, I think. We could call it koko-ilism.Or something like that. Maybe, in this situation, Mi-Mi-ism would fit better.
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isn’t allegra some kind of pill?
i think it needs a nationstates file.
earth to everyone! what happened to nationstates?
ooh, constitution! amendment 1: everyone must read WD!
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Hey, I take Allegra – it’s for seasonal allergies, LOL.
So…I haven’t been to the RC thread for…maybe two months?
Are we still going to liv in Candyland, or does everyone like Iceland?
I think Iceland sounds kinda neat.
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It’s own new government? That would be amazingly cool. And Muse-reading could be a requirement to hold an office…
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Hm… Iceland does sound nice… what if we were to create an Iceland-like country? It would be MUCH bigger, so we could have more forests, rivers, lakes, mountains, etc.
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What exactly is this? Sorry.
*to make up for not understanding, she helps rebuild whatever is being rebuilt, or helps whatever it is that needs to be helped.
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sorry, I forgot the other *
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if you want vanity, i started this pie war we’re rebuilding from.
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Hold on.
Now, are we creating a new country all together? I think, from what I remember, there was a new continent formed of thousands of pie crusts. Forget the Iceland thing I said earlier, that was from Mostly Harmless. We seemed to be naming all the cities and stuff after food…
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That’s debatable.
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=252
That’s the original pie war thread.
In comment 46, Em tried to avoid the war. Or just fast-forward through it. Something like that…
Otzi declared war with comment 88.
Jedi Master Vader suggested a pie war in comment 91, and threw the first pie in the following comment.
Et cetera, et cetera.
But that’s all behind us.
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THANK U GAPAs, this was just what I wanted.
The Museican Constitution/Bill of Rights:
Article I. All Museicans have the right to Freedom of Speech within the Bounds of Decency as Determined by the Great And Powerful Administrators, who Hereinafter shall be Called the GAPAs, for all Purposes and Means within this Document.
Can’t handle any more old-fashioned legalese for now.
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Read my lips, miss Allegra: we are ELECTING a government.
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WHERE IS MUSEICA LOCATED?
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The Head Librarian has Returned! I am now scared though. The Hot Pink Bunnies have found me. No really! A girl who was possed by the bunny came up to me and said “PINK BUNNY ATTACK!” I was scared the whole day….
Anyway I concur with article one!
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how do you pronounce Museica?
is it Music-a or Moo-zay-ic-a or Muse-ay-ik-a or what?
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Otzi- Musica is located on Jupiter. I think…
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Is anyone still interested in the SFTPAROMT?
(Society for the protection and rights of magical things)
I believe A Djinn was pushing for this.
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there are two museiacas: the first is what we will rename the world after mostly harmless and therefore is part of mostly harmless.
the other museica is located in the museiverse (here) and is where the great pie wars happened. if it resembles candyland that okay because anything is posible in the musiverse. this is the museica this thread is discussing. we are going to base museica #1 on Museica #2- they will have the same sort of government.
oh and #7, it would be a real bad idea to force everyone to read WD. wd caused the first pie war.
Hows this for amendment #1: All people have the freedom to read Watership Down or watch Chuck Norris movies in a totaly free manner without resorting to pieing.
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YES! And Napoleon Dynamite is banned.
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Sounds good. Library rules
1. No Pieing in Library
2. All Museica rules apply
3. No yelling in quiet zones
4. Don’t abuse your hot chcolate or soda or coffee priviliges
5. RETURN YOUR VIDEOS ON TIME!!!
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Currency system- suggested:
1 bronzpius=about 1/2 cent
1 silvupius=9 bronzpii
1 auripius=9 silvupii
1 platipius=9 auripii
1 musius=9 platipii
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Rules:
-No wiretapping
-flag burning is allowed
-free immigration (anyone who joins)
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(26) too confusing!!!
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You are right.
Maybe
1 myoozur=1 cent
1 eddetor=10 myoozurs
1 myooz=10 eddetors
I suggest, for the government, a parliament of nine. Each representative has jurisdiction over one of the Muses domains
(sorry, my computer refuses to do apostrophes).
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29- How about
1 Pwty(poo-ty)= 1 dollar
1 Koko= 10 Pwtys
1 Crraw= 50 cents= half-pwty
1 Bolo= 10 Kokos
And how about Amendment #2 is
Every citizen should be allowed a)freedom of speech, b)freedom of thought, and c) freedom of art.
Tell me anymore “freedoms” you want (or need).
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freedom of religion, freedom to pie,
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22 – I like the idea of S******** whatever it is (I’m a lazy-ish typer), but I’m not sure what “still interested” means.
Freedom of religion is definitely necessary. Freedom to pie is okay, but aren’t we trying to rebuild something that got destroyed by pies? No pie wars, just a bit of pie-ing to release (or is it relieve?) stress.
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How about linking the currency directly to the 9 muses? Since Koko seems to be the leader, and Mimi seems to be the least used Muse, we can make them the highest and lowest.
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Suggested Currency:
1 Mimi= about 1 cent
1 Bo= 5 Mimis
1 Feather= 10 Mimis
1 AEIOU= 25 Mimis
Crraw= 2 AEIOUs
1 Chad= 2 Crraws
1 Pwt= 1 and 1/2 Chads
1 Urania= 2 Pwts
1 Koko= 2 Uranias (about 6 dollars)
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Nobody has agreed or disagreed with my government suggestion.
I will detail the responsibilities of these “Prime Musers”.
Kokopellian PM*- Cheering everybody up, overseeing music and baking
Chadian PM- Most industries
Aeiouian PM- Computerized things
Boian PM- Consultant for other Prime Musers
Uranian PM- Space program, astronomy
Featherian PM- Agriculture, ecology
Crrawian PM- Literature and poetry
Pwtian PM- Livestock, environment
Mimian PM- Diplomacy and human affairs
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Can I please be the Aeiouian PM?
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“Aeiouian” has got to be my favorite word of the year so far.
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Candidates for Prime Muser(PM) so far
Kokopellian- none
Chadian- none
Aeiouian- kiki_the_great
Boian- none
Uranian- none
Featherian- none
Crrawian- Prarilius Canix
Pwtian- none
Mimian- none
When should the election be?
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I’ll run for Kokopellian prime muser. As to currency, I’d like to propose the following:
One Mooser=One dollar
One Blooger=10 Moosers
One Guppa=10 Bloogers
One Koko=2 Guppas
We’ll use an all-coin system, with a picture of kiki_the_great on a Mooser, a picture of Otzi on a Blooger, a picture of Robert on a Guppa, and a picture of Kokopelli on a Koko. Pieing someone to a harmful extent should be illegeal.
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I like the currency idea, Koko du Pelle, but let’s change the Koko to a “myooz”.
Candidates:
kiki_the_great for Aeiouan Prime Muser
Koko du Pelle for Kokopellian Prime Muser
Prarilius Canix for Crrawian Prime Muser
There are still 6 muses not claimed, and of course you can run against one of us.
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Otzi for…rats…. *runs against Koko du Puelle*
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ACK!
I am being extremely confuzed I honestly like sliver dragon’s system!
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…..
how is everyone? (since I was away for a longggggg time)
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Undisputed candidates:
Prarilius Canix for Crrawian
kiki_the_great for Aeiouian
Disputed candidates:
Koko du Pelle or Otzi for Kokopellian
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#24-Yes Yes!!! I was forced to watch that on a school trip to boston so I read a book and I was still bored because it bored into my mind and invaded and was horrible…
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#26 I was confused. How bout something vaguely metric?
reader (rectangular)$1
newb (triangular)
blogger (pentagonal)
gapa (hexagonal)
muse (septagonal?7sided) $most
as curency units starting at a value of about one dollar. should be coinish with a hole in the center and different shapes.
#35 Very very good. I very muchly agree very.
penguini for Chadian PM!
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oy vey. my, museica has changed. ill just stand around doing what needs to be doing… im not sure id like to be a PM.
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the Pwtian PM takes care of the pie animals wandering around museica? maybe ill run for Pwtian PM after all. I wanna be a biologist anyways.
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You know what? I actually respectfully wish to withdraw my canidacy for Kokopellian Prime Muser and instead wish to run for Boian PM. I acknoledge that Koko Du Puelle is much better suited for the position, and so for the public good make my decision.
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Kokopellian- Koko du Pelle or Otzi
Chadian- penguini
Aeiouian- kiki_the_great
Crrawian- Prarilius Canix
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Otzi for Boian
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Can I be the Uranian PM? Please please please please?
Coins worth less should be smaller.
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I will run for Pwtian PM. also, i see no reason as to why i shouldnt get along with the crrawian PM. the bad behavior of the muses shouldnt reflect on us. except for pies, which are good.
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Can I be the Featherian PM?
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Kokopellian- Koko du PelleChadian- penguini
Aeiouian- kiki_the_great
Crrawian- Prarilius Canix
Boian- Otzi
Uranian- curious and questioning
Pwtian- FantasyFan
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I thought this thread was going to be about the captains and their crews. I am confuzzzled, but that is because I have been gone for 5 days.
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Then what about Kokopelli for president? Does he run Museica? Are we the cabinet?
I agree with c&q about coins worth less being smaller.
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RG (55),
That’s what I expected, but I guess all the pie-rates were offline at the same time. Tell you what: I’ll give you your own thread. Watch for it.
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am i the only one confused about this thread? it’s sounds like ‘nausicaa valley of the wind’…only in iceland. confuzzled ment has ensued.
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(38)Let’s have the election for PM as soon as all the Muses are claimed.
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THE SO-FAR OFFICIAL LIST OF PRIME MINISTERS
Kokopellian- Koko du Pelle
Chadian- penguini
Aeiouian- kiki_the_great
Crrawian- Prarilius Canix
Boian- Otzi
Uranian- curious and questioning
Pwtian- FantasyFan
Featherian – Silver Dragon
Mimian – Bellatrix Lestrange
if you don’t like it, RUN AGAINST SOMEONE
okay, Koko du Pelle, (59), lets have the election for PM since all muses have been called.
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you know, i think that the list of muses called should become official.
i mean, we had the sense to check out the thread before everyone else…
so it should become unchangeable!
does everyone present agree?
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57- thanky you very muchly. harr harr me hearties!
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60- YESYESYES. just get it over with!! *covers eyes*
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Sure, why not?
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Hmmmm, I thought at least one Muse would have more than one canidate- so[SPLAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!]
Blackblogger:I’ll run against Koko du Pelle.
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o_o
I wasn’t involved in the Pie War or whatever it was so…
o_o
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I’m confused. Is it official????
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64-
i’m really confuzzled
is koko du pelle running against koko du pelle?
and who/what’s blackblogger?
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So, if everyone is in agreement, we have our government. If there are any objections, please type now.
If there are no objections, yayness, because I am now a prime minister and we need to figure out our currency now.
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*Ahem* Jadestone would like to do somthing. Mebbe not prime minister, but somthing. Can I be in charge of the security of the island? Y’kno, like preparing gient pies in case somthing goes wrong? I promise not to use up all the funds on it but instead will use them to offer more jobs for making the pies, and then the funds will be used to pay the workers so in sence it goes back to the economy but we still get somthing out of it, and in fact are helping the comunity grow bynot using imported goods. That way our money will stay inside of Musica and not poor out to other countries, and we won’t end up like the US where evry man, woman, and child is about 30,000 dollars in debt. Wow that was a long sentence.
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The term is PRIME MUSER, EVERYBODY!
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(60) nominating otzi for a position of power is a BAD idea. she is a control freak, you should see her at school. it’s like a dictatorship. don’t do that here, please, i am begging you *gets on knees and begs, while fending off pie grenades from otzi*
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I now assume it is official. I am now Boian PM.
yay! my first political office!
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I’m sorry. Although free speech is an inaleinable right, the Museica constitution (which is exceedingly similar to that of the US…) does not, I repeat does NOT protect slander. THIS IS SLANDER!!!!!! If somewhere (PIXIECORPSE!!!!!!!!) can present proof, I will step down. Until then….. *pies somewhere*
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I’m a pirate running against Koko du Pelle. No, wait, I’m not- consider Koko du Pelle the only canidate for Kokopellian PM.
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Much as I would like to be Crrawian Prime Muser, I must attend to my crew. I will step down and turn over my office to Sir Ozlips.
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THANK YOU!
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I’m Kokopellian Prime Muser, but I have a ship. Despite this, I hold my position while at sea. I will do it by means of the wireless telegraph on board the Ooei.
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I’m the Mimian Prime Muser, and i have a ship, but no crew.
so someone, PLEASE sign up for my ship!
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and i nominate Jadestone for Chief Security Officer
as long as she swears that she will start no wars and will only act upon the word of the Prime Musers
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oh my. how did with start out with some random thing about ships and end up with PMs? i’m missing something.
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(80)- Actually, we started with PMs and ended with ships, but… hey, would you like to join my ship?
but i just thought i’d advertise my existence (and ship) on this thread…
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Bellatrix- See comment 37, here.
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Yes, I know…
just trying to recruit more ship mates…
but hey, we’ve already set sail! (check the ship’s log, comments 45-47, I think)
i hope you packed a compass
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Interesting…
ever since I got off the topic of PMs and wandered off to ships, no one’s been writing on this thread…
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Yes, and unlike Jack Sparrow’s, it points north. 
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The whole Parliament has run away to sea!
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Now that I’m Uranian PM, I’ll create the Museica equivalent of NASA.
We should colonize somewhere, preferably where the rest of humankind isn’t already exploring. Maybe Alpha Centauri. We need superluminal travel. Penguini, as Chadian PM, will you help me?
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(86) Maybe the world would be a better place if more parliaments followed Museica’s noble example.
*ends brief shore leave and returns to ship*
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oh dear, there are a lot of ship owners here. sad.
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what’s sad about it?
y’know, I think we all got bored with politics, so we moved on to ships.
odd thing is, we’ve been at ships for a while, it seems.
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86- …to boldy go where no Muser has gone before.
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91- *heroic music plays*
haha, liked that line
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wait, is this thread the same as Ships Log: Beyond Museica?
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This is the Ship’s Log: Beyond Museica thread. Wouldn’t Ships’ Logs be a better name…?
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As Kokopellian PM, I think I should make sure the army is well fitted with ammunition. This is one of my duties because the army will use pies(The weapon of choice for all Musers) to end wars quickly should we get into one, and Kokopelli does all the pie throwing. Who’s the Mimian PM?
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(95) – I am!
why?
oh, and by the way, sometime in the future my crew will bring back a recipie for edible glue…
it’s something Large-Intelligent-Rodents (LIRs) gave us.
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B. L., as Mimian PM, I think you should be responsible for preventing wars, because Mimi is the Muse of getting along with people.
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I want to be the shadowy-power-behind-the-throne to someone….
What position can I ursurp?
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(97) – okay, cool, i’ll be peace maker…
but, as a Muser, I demand that i’m still allowed to throw pies if negotiation does not work.
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I’m Boian Pime Muser, and I stowed away on the sweet tiramisu, because Koko Du Puelle was starting to populate his ship with his multiple personalities. I was a wee bit frightened.
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(100) – oh my… multiple personalities?
how can you sail a ship with multiple personalites?
you can’t be everywhere at once, y’know.
and Koko du Pelle’s a prime muser?
hmmm…
i don’t blame you for stowing away.
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I will be a foriegn relations minister to anybody.
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Man I ursurp Koko du Pelle then?
I mean, come on, guys, I want to be the shadowy-figure-behind-the-throne here! I can’t do it without someone on the throne for me to be behind…
that was really awkwardly worded, but okay…
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(103) – I am knieve; what does “ursurp” mean? it wasn’t in my dictionary…
and as to whether you can ursurp the Koko PM, you’ll have to ask him.
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Question: What’s our form of money?
or is there none?
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Another question: Where is Museica?
is it iceland?
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104- *gasp* I love that word! To take over power, basically. Usually by force!
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(104),
It’s spelled “usurp,” though — just one R. That’s why you couldn’t find it.
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cancel my application for Chadian PM. I may be gone a long while.
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108- oorps..
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hey – Lizzie!
you can usurp the Chadian PM…
cuz no one’s on the throne right now…
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Lizzie, you may NOT usurp my position! I shall handle my Prime Muserhood by radio from my ship, the Ooei. Want to join? I need a crew. Without one, I have to man it with my own altrnate blog idenities!
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(105)Our currency system is:
One Mooser=1 dollar
One Blooger=10 Moosers
One Guppa=10 Bloogers
One Myooz=2 Guppas
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111- yeah, but the point of being the shadowy-power-on-the-throne is having a figurehead on the throne to be the power behind!
112- um, sure. I’ll be the mysterious appearing-and-disappearing crew member, depending on how much time I have available..
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Who’s the Chadian PM, then?
And can he/she/it help me invent superluminal travel?
Penguini, why???
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114- Sorry, Lizzie, you have to have a regular position. You don’t have to be on my ship(On the “Ships’ Logs: Byond Museica” thread)nonstop, though. You can still post on other threads.
109- You don’t have to be in Museica to be a PM, penguini. You can be PM by radio from your ship, like me.
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back from deep space!
I’ll try to be on more
wishing for a laptop…..
Library is open
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116- sorry, during the school year I’m not going to be able to get on during the week. Therefore I shall be the “mysteriously appearing an disappearing crew member, first mate, whatever”. Take it or leave it.
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we need a economy.
exports: candy,pie wepens,pie animals and (maybe) ships
local bisness: phie phoods, skools,MUSEum,pie mine and thats it
i want to be fether pm
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Do any of the captians want a book of MAPS? It just might be helpful while traveling. Also captians may bring ‘donate’ logs to the library. Oh wait that is what the other thread is for. Please ‘donate’ books.
Oh and membership is $1 (a mooser)
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so where do we get these moosers and such from?
and I think I’ll take the Chadian PM position. I can always get someone to be my figurehead later XD…
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I am not sure yet where we get them. Still…. Library card (membership) one mooser
how much is shipping books you think?
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122- Library access should be free! How else would you get 100% literacy?
121- Will you help me create spaceships that exceed lightspeed? Maybe we need thiotimoline… (virtual choklit to anyone who knows the properties of thiotimoline)
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Thoilotmoline is a substance so soluble that it dissolves before it hits the water. Negative solubility means that it is a negative element(atomic number -1), so light passing through it goes faster than light in a vacuum. To propel a faster-than-light spaceship, you must focus a laser through crystalline thoilotmoline. I have no idea what I’m talking about.
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Not true, Robert! I can’t supervise agriculture 500 miles away from Museaica.
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AHEM: All Prime Musers need to report here quick, because we don’t have a currency system yet.
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123- sure! all we need is a direct line to the thoilotmoline mines in West Museica, and then we can worry about the picky little details like how to make the space ship, etc, later.. why do you want these anyway? and how much are you willing to pay me for consultation purposes?
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Our main econmy might just involve pie factories…
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The only reason I am asking for the lowest currency for a library card is so I can finnance repair of books and other stuff.
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128-thank you
121-see 119
p.s. fethers pm needs to campan
vote for me
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siver dragon come out here!
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(120) daw –
I would ask for a book of maps, except I am exploring uncharted areas, so maps wouldn’t help me because the sea hasn’t been charted!
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Bellatrix- * hands over a book to her* this is a book of maps of what ancient musers thought our world looked like there are also blank pages so you can fill it with what lands you find. no charge I am probably going for free now.
Also I have other copies so other captians and other sea dogs may see how others saw how they now see…. wait that is very confusing
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113: It is? Did I miss the vote?
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118-Look at the Ships’ logs thread, Lizzie. You’re first mate.
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Since everyone seems so incredibly focused on taking positions of governmental power of adventure, I will be a Museica child citizen. Here’s a bio.
Name: Gwen Brahmbulbury
Age: 12
Location: A small village on the banks of the Lesser Merengue River, called Crustingshire. Live in a fair-sized thatch-roof house.
Family: Her mother, Lisa Brahmbulbury, her father, Steven Brahmbulbury, and her younger sister, Lily Brahmbulbury. She has an older brother, Kenneth Brahmbulbury, but he is married to one of the local elementary school teachers, Maria Philing Brahmbulbury. She is expecting a set of twins, and is in the last part of her first trimester.
School: Crustingshire Middle School, Seventh Grade Advanced Student.
Appearance: Pale green eyes, messy shoulder-length black hair, fair skin. She tends to wear cargo pants with slightly fitted T-shirts. She stands at about five foot two. Often wears ties.
Hobbies: Reading, typing up short stories on her family’s computer, swimming, archery, doodling.
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Dear Brahmbulry family:
Please send back a message if recived. Also I invite you ti ask if you would like books I will then send them to you. No need for a card yet. Because of the few familes settled here please respond it gets ever lonely in the molasses dessert.
::DandelionsAreWildflowers:: ( ::DAW:: )
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79- At last! A nomination!
So? Can I be head of security? See my reasons in post 69. Only one person’s responded. I promise to start no wars, and follow the Prime Musers. I vow it on Choklit Pie.
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Dear Miss DandelionsAreWildflowers,
We’d love to come! Dad’ll be working a bit late, but I think Lily (who loves the Magic Treehouse series by Mary Pope Osbourne) and I can bike over. Mom will want to know if you have any Patricia Cornwell forensic stories, but she can’t come because she’s taking Aunt Maria to a yoga class. Could you please have some hot chocolate ready for Lily? She’s not very fond of tea. We’ll see you then!
-Gwen Brahmbulbury.
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VOTE SILVER DRAGON!!!!!
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To Jadestone:
You have only one vote, but you must continue asking until you have a majority of votes. I think that for now, though, you can be temporary security officer… you report only to me, for now, as I’m in charge of keeping wars from starting. and i’m the only one who seems to be running the government, as everyone kind of got bored with this thread.
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OFFICIAL LETTER FROM THE MIMIAN PM
To Miss. Brahmbulbury:
Congratulations! You are the first self-proclaimed citizen of Museica. As the PM of making friends, it is my honor (and duty) to welcome you, even though you’ve been living in Crustingshire for quite awhile.
Anyways, if you need something, just tell me and i’ll sort it out as soon as possible.
Toodles!
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Dear Diary,
Today we went to see the librarian. She’s a very brilliant and enjoyable person, if a tad strange. Lily was really happy when she gave her the Summer of the Sea Serpent Magic Treehouse Book to borrow, as she’s been looking for it a while now but hasn’t been able to find it. Miss Wildflowers (as she told me to call her) just got a very interesting job from one of the Prime Ministers. All of them are at sea right now, I guess on foreign relationship business and colonizing exploits, so the Prime Minister in question is actually sending Miss Wildflowers records from their explorations to be written into a series of volumes. She showed me and Lily a few of the things she’s had sent back to her, and I gotta say, they’re pretty cool. I know it’s strange, but somehow I feel like I have a connection with the Eastern Seas. I’m probably stir-crazy though. So anyway, today something really cool happened: I got a letter from the Mimian Prime Minister herself, congradulating me on being the first self-proclaimed citizen of Museica. I think I’ll write back, maybe tomorrow.
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Phone call to gwen: It was nice to you please return your books when you are finished. The PMs at sea seem to be having some time on the seas have you ever wanted to go there gwen?
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Phone Call Conversation With Miss Wildflowers: I do wish I could go there sometime, but Crustingshire isn’t terrible. As a matter of fact, there’s one place my friends and I especially love to go to. Would you like to come with us to our Secret Spot this afternoon?
Dear Miss Prime Minister,
Thank you so much for the letter! It came to me as a huge shock when I first got it, but everyone at school and at home thought it was quite smashing! It really is a pleasure to see that at least some of the Prime Ministers are doing their jobs, rather than just gadding about and being gits (the lady you commissioned to make books about your voyages showed me some of the ships’ logs’ copies- I can’t believe everyone actually voted for the Boian Prime Minister!). You seem like an affable person. Could we keep in touch? It gets dreadfully boring in Crustingshire sometimes, and I’d love to hear about places more exciting than here.
-Gwen Brahmbulbury
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phone call: Indeed I would now please give me directions is it able to be ridden there on a bicycle. Now if I have forgotten already which school do you attend and when is your next library visit to our library in the molasses dessert?
Note to self: make sure to make a scheudule of all schools for visits.
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i’m back from sailing
I have a lot of books from criketisa libery: yours
sd:if i can not have the pm job I will be the haed of the mps
(museica park srivice
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To Gwendolyn:
Ahh… you feel a call to the seas, do you? I remember well when I too heard the ocean’s soft voice, calling me to her.
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What do you mean by “everyone actually voted for the Boian PM”? Otzi is an excellent stowaway addition to my crew. And actually, she wasn’t voted for – none of us were. We simply showed up and claimed the posts – no one was interested in voting. But if anyone wants a spot in the office, they can run for it and there will be a vote.
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And, dear, the term is Prime Muser, not minister.
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well, bye! write back.
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I think it would be a good idea for each Museaican to write a short Bio about thenselves.
Name: Sunrunner Bramblewood
Occupation: Featherian Prime Muse/ Captain of Windwater
In my spare time, I: Read, garden, writing letters to the SASD asking for a dragon egg, sew
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Phone Call: I go to Crustingshire Middle. If you want to come with us, bring your bike and meet us at the grocery store. Just follow us from there. And when I say “us” I’m referring to my friends Jennifer Boysen, Nicole Paystere`, Declan Creme, Chris Philing (Aunt Maria’s younger brother), and myself. They’ll like you a lot.
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BIO
Name: Bellatrix Lestrange
Occupation: Mimian Prime Muser, Captain of The Sweet Tiramisu
Home: Presently, at sea with my crew
Family: None
Spare time: what spare time?!
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BIO
Name:curious and questioning
Occupation:Uranian PM
In my spare time, I : Spare time? You must be joking!
Anyone willing to join the crew of the thiotimoline spaceship Answer post here or on the Ships’ Logs’ thread. Please! I need a crew for my lunar expedition.
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Name DandelionsAreWildflowers but call me Miss. Wildflowers
Occupation: Head Librarian
Home: In a Secret Annex of my Library
Family:none
spare time: reading knitting cooking orgabizing books and talking to gwen
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Alright Gwen let me meet you there in about an hour’s time? It will take a while for me to ride there…
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Name: Otzi, known as The Honorable Otzi, Boian Prime Muser
Occupation: Boian Prime Muser, Student, Historian, Sailor, political anylast, Writer, Researcher, Linguist
Home: Where the buffalo roam
Likes: organization, sunglasses, organic fruits and vegetables, tofu, chocolate, politics, government, sushi, Japan, Diversity, peace, tolerance, Darwin, chocolate, History, chocolate, The Environment, chocolate,Calvin and Hobbes, chocolate….
Dislikes: meat, cruelty, leeches, war, Fascism, George Bush, Global Warming, racism, sexism, cronyism, greed, McDonalds, George Bush, Condi, Rummy, Cheney, Rove…
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145: ???!
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(154) – yes! fantastic dislikes! *high fives Otzi*
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BIO the 2nd
Name: Bellatrix Lestrange
Occupation: Mimian Prime Muser
Home: My ship, the Sweet Tiramisu
Family: None
Likes: The Flying Spaghetti Monster / Evolution, women’s equality, choklit, reading, writing, daydreaming, doodling, the Harry Potter series, the Lord of the Rings series, Star Wars, parodies on the three listed above, medieval weapons (catapults, swords, slings, etc.), dreaming about pieing people, rock music, classical music, cellos
Dislikes: Idiots, people who act like idiots but really aren’t, teachers who claim to be gifted but think that polaris is different than the north star, school boards who keep the ungifted teachers, homework, heavy backpacks, okra
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(154) – excellent likes, too!
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157: Okra can taste really good when you blend it up in soup.
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Ummmmmmmmm…for once I don’t know what to blog about.
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Okay, I have basically never been here…….what’s going on, exactly?
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Well, we are in the midst of creating our own civilization, called Museaica. Feel free to make suggestions. We’ve come to a bit of a standstill in our progress.
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NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
the thread… it is no longer on zee main page!
no one shall visit it… no one…
*breaks down in tears*
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Hmmm…this sounds like fun! I want to be a regualr civilan. And the muses should be the rulers.
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robert-open part two we`re off the main page!
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I’ll get right on it.
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