Exactly. To prevent a war between the two rival threads (which would be funny and extremely MB-like, come to think of it), I hereby designate this the real “Pie War, Part 4” thread.
I have an idea. I will be neutral in the HPB conflict and start the Knighthood of Wysdom, Chivalarie and Swetemeat. There are different orders of Knights .
Crustal Page
Squire of Filling
Knight of the Order of the Dumpling
Noble Knight of the Order of the Cobbler
Most Noble Knight of the Order of the Flan
Noblest Knight of the Order of the Pie
Those who join shall start as Knights of the Dumpling, and ascend through the ranks according to displays of Wysdom and Chivalarie. They can invent “imaginary” Pages and Squires. All on this side must speak in Elizabethan (or a close approximation) starting NOWE.
I declare a pie war against the now-invisible other pie war thread! *pies GAPA RS since he’s the closest thing to the other pie war thread she can see/pie*
10-maybe they weren’t then, but they are now. neither word is listed in the dictionary, even as obsolete. And I would think that even then it would have been chivalrie, not chivalarie, but I could be wrong.
I’m going back to my side. Sorry, Jadestone and all others on the Jadestone side, but I feel better on my own side, just because.
For anyone who would like to join it, here’s what it’s about.
This is my theory:
283. Alice �|� May 9th, 2007 at 7:36 pm
Well, whatever you say. Hey! Maybe there are two breeds of bunnies that look exactly the same, but aren’t! There are trhe evil manipulators, that people hate, and there are the good nice bunnies that people love! But since the good nice bunnies don’t want to get pied, or killed, they don’t go near the people who hate them, therefore the people who hate them never see the nice ones. And the evil manipulators don’t care what people think, so they take over innocent people and make them write stuff they don’t want to. I like my theory. Just to show people how very similar they look, I will post two of different species next to each other. = Bunnius Nicegoodus = Bunnius Evilus
See how similar they are! You can’t even tell the difference, which serves to help Evilus and hinder Nicegoodus.
I am neutral to Bunnius Nicegoodus, and mostly neutral to Bunnius Evilus, unless they make a move to harm me. I will defend a persecuted Nicegoodus, if I can tell it from an Evilus.
*pies Alice* Traitor! Oh, well. We had too many people anyway, no offense to you. It was more fun when it was just Jadestone, Brave Sir Robin, and me. But, I suppose that change was inevitable.
(14) You’re correct about chivalrie — I was on my way out the door and didn’t notice the typo until I returned home. I have now fixed it and will correct PC’s if he’d like.
Chaucer, who died in 1400, wrote in Middle English, which is a separate language and has its own dictionaries.
Standardized spelling as we understand it dates from a later time in history. In mediaeval times there was no single, consistent set of rules and a given writer’s spelling might be not only idiosyncratic but variable, sometimes within the same sentence. On the other hand, spelling matched phonetics much more closely — most of today’s silent letters were actually pronounced.
Here’s a little longer excerpt from the Knyghtes Tale:
What with his wisdom and his chivalrie,
He conquered al the regne of Femenye,
That whilom was ycleped Scithia,
And weddede the queene Ypolita,
And broghte hire hoom with hym in his contree
With muchel glorie and greet solempnytee,
And eek hir yonge suster Emelye.
18- I’m not a traitor! I just don’t like being on someone else’s side.
19- Huh? Here’s my best translation: What with his wisdom and his chivalry
he conquered all the reign of [not sure]
That [huh?] was [again, not sure,] Scithia
And wedded the queen Ypolita [is that her real name?]
And brought her home with him in his country
With much glory and solemnity
And [I don’t know] her young sister Emily.
If you read the journals of Lewis and Clark, you’ll see that their spelling was deplorable.
19-I know that. But as you are speaking modern english now, you should use modern English spellings. And actually did they have dictionaries in Middle English?
according to wikipedia:
The first true English dictionary was Robert Cawdrey’s Table Alphabeticall of 1604, although it only included 3,000 words and the definitions it contained were little more than synonyms. The first one to be at all comprehensive was Thomas Blount’s dictionary Glossographia of 1656. Though many believe that Samuel Johnson’s famous and more complete dictionary of 1755 was the first dictionary it was predated by Blount, as well as Kersey and Bailey.
So it doesn’t sound like Middle English had dictionaries. (it would have been hard to alphabetize anyway)
Okay people I’m still the head of the side, or Zemtee. And btw-I made a potion so the badbunneez are all nicegoodkindfriendlyness.
But if you declare war against Zemtee, they will fight for us. And no stealing them either.
So who wants to join Zemtee? Now we have sundaes AND cookies for people who join. Plus the bunnies will never bother you again. And also-you don’t have to fight in the war if you don’t want to.
(21) Except I was quoting directly, not translating. Modern spelling would have been inappropriate.
I should have specified modern dictionaries of Middle English.
(20) You almost have it, Alice.
Femenye refers to the country of the Amazons of Greek mythology (as in “femina”)
…He conquered all the kingdom of the Amazons, that formerly was called Scythia, and wedded the queen Hippolyta….
In the last line: “eek” means “also.”
Hmm. Wonder what Geoffrey C. would think to find hmself in the middle of a pie war? Possibly something along the lines of “where shulde I throwe this tarte?
29- Hippolyta! I nearly put that in, but I wasn’t sure. . . never would have guessed about the Amazons, though. I thought that perhaps it referred to famine, but that didn’t make sense. Woe is me I didn’t subscribe at the time of Paul Baker’s HPB article! I would have loved to translate it. I would have done the whole thing!
25-26-As a member of the FAPD, I fine you 3,000 pieces of chocolate for using green.
JOIN ZEMTEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The other sides just want more bodies for the battlefield, but Zemtee wants you to join our side and just live in the comfort of 3,141,590 square zemzoffs, or about 1 trillion square miles, of beautiful forests, grasslands, and meadows, and never be bothered with war problems.
Zemtee IS the kind side.
Zemtee people? are we ready to have a strategies meeting?
WATERSHIP DOWN IS BETTER THAN CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!! Let’s see if that gets anything to happen. I hope that it works, this thread is getting boring again.
Well, considering that Chuck Norris is an actor and martial-arts-person, and Watership Down is a book about rabbits, I would have to agree, even though apart from that I don’t know anything about them.
I’m thinking I should read Watership Down, though. It probably wouldn’t be too hard for me anymore.
34-that is arguable, glassboro…but its hard to say…*pies*
wow…i couldnt find this thread for a little while…so im behind…but 11-i like your idea, i would like to join!, and 15-alice, since im not on anybody’s side i’ll just join you with your theory, it sounds correct enough. if you agree…
Whose side should I be on? I can bring my many alter egos to help the fight, which would mean an additional ten people on the side that seems best to me…
45- Forsooth, methinks we have no quarrel.
Welcome, Sir Gimanator! Thou shalt start as a member of the Order of the Dumpling, and be promoted according to displays of prowess.
i am still on the zemtee side, if thats what agagabagabag is on. i just like sitting here, pieing people. *pies gimanator* he he he hi, gimanator. oh ya, my fencing gets out atabout 5 o clock on mondays, and i dont do anything afterwards, so you could come over and play with the kittens at about 5:30. see you tomorrow morning.
*pies the Alice, PC, and gimanator with signiture key-lime because they were the last people here*
I don’t really care about Chuck Norris, and WD is okay. Better if you read it fast and not drawn out with the class in my opinion. *pies C++darkmage with green tea pie*
*pieth Lady Jadestone*
To prevent our creativity from being usurped by vile rogues, I hereby proclaim that only the Knights of Swetemeat may use the term “pieth,” upon pain of copyright lawsuit/duel with swords/lemon meringue.
Here’s the new version. I moved C++darkmage down a little because he’s new to the team, and agagabagabag is the army commander.
The Zemtee side (for)
Red-tailed HAWK
agagabagabag
Donaldo the supercoolio awesome nerd
violindino
C++darkmage The Jadestone side (all opinions/neutral)
Jadestone
Glassboro Knights of Swetemeat/Alice side (Neutral/two species theory)
Prarilius Canix
giminator
Alice Krallioc
Lord Raveguire
I hope people like the changes I made. Oh and C++darkmage-do you want a new position in Zemtee?
Alice- I want to join your side. I suppose that that means I’m with PC. Doesth that meanth I musteth Elizabeathen quoth? (I sayth not “Speakth” for I speakth not. I quoth.)
66- Yes, HPBs.
67- I’ll add your side to the list.
The Zemtee side (for)
Red-tailed HAWK
agagabagabag
Donaldo the supercoolio awesome nerd
violindino
C++darkmage The Jadestone side (all opinions/neutral)
Jadestone
Glassboro
Traggle and her alter egos. Knights of Swetemeat/Alice side (Neutral/two species theory)
Prarilius Canix
giminator
Alice
Cinnamon Moon Krallioc
Lord Raveguire The Scottish Piers
Koko du Pelle
70- I imagine. it would seem that Glassboro wants to take up the old argument about Chuck Norris and Watership Down, but since I’ve never read Watership Down and barely know who Chuck Norris is, I don’t want to do that again. (Gosh, and I wasn’t even around for the first time!)
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525600/Stairway to Heaven/Queen of Alter Egos/Zapper/Goth Genius/Traggle/PGNF/RavenHawk/Random Dark Cloud says:
I got Watership Down from the library today, and am preparing to read it. It has tiny print. When I’m done, I’ll tell Glassboro whether it’s better than an actor-guy.
Methinks that there hath been much organizing and very little dispute so far. The Knights of Swetemeat are neutral in every respect, but un-chivalrous combat will result in swift retribution from our avenging lances. Ã Swetemeat!
gimanator was at my house, so he accidentally posted a few comments as me…
63.- so, what would the new position be, R-T-H? i like being an assistent chef. new pies!!!!!!!!! the new Entomophagy series of pies!!! time to eat some bugs.crickets mealworms assasin bugs fire ants cockroaches termites cicadas locusts, mantises, crickets grasshoppers bamboobores giant water bugs weaver ants tarantula spiders silk moth pupae earwigs stink bugs bean leaf beetles grasshoppers eurpean crane fly asparagus beetles wire worms, oriental fruit moths, grubs, cutworms, horn worms cabbage loopers pickle worms leafrollers lawn moths, —– —– —–
anybody throw up yet?? good.
Entomophagy means insect eating. dig in.
all contained in one pie!! less than 568 calories!
gimanator and E2MB get to try it first. *slids up and with a pie in both hands cooly smacks them both in the face at the same time*
Paul Baker is alive, so he can’t be rolling in his grave. But he must be squirming over the way MBers are conjugating Elizabethan verbs. We’ve told you how to do it on at least two previous threads: Living History and Paul Baker Reports In.
I knoweth not of thy plight, but I shall help thee by selling these… er… noble goods to the armies of this great fight.
The prices on the goods that thou mayst covet are labledeth in the currency fondly dubbed the pwnt. (If theethou canst not grasp this clicketh thy cursor on this. Or try to. My wysdom of HTML doesdoth not worketh well.)
Curses! My time on this place is up! Until next tim — Aw heck. I’ll post the list tommorow.
[Oh, what’s the use? –Robert, the inveterate editor]
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Lord Ragevuire the Shadow Mage, Arch Deathseeker, and leader of the Kraliocc says:
*Sets up candles in a row* *Slices row with sword* *Nothing happens* *Blow* *Candles fall over* Nice trick, eh?
*Knocks Alice’s sword out of hand* *Pins against wall* *Releases and lets her go back to warn others*
C++darkmage and the gimanator also fence in my class, but the gimanator has little expirience. I have the most. I’ve lost three battles out of about thirty this year, and C++darkmage and the gimanator haven’t beaten me yet. He la! (pronounced hey la)
I must learn to fence! Actually, I’m more interested in archery. My dad says he has an old bow somewhere, which probably means in my grandparents’ basement, which probably means I’ll never find it.
96- Nice try. I’ll try to be correct with my Elizabethan when I use it. Oh, and another thing. Why is Lord Ragevuire talking in Elizabethan? Has he joined our side?
“Thou” is for the person who does something (the subject), “thee” for the person to whom it is done (the object). “I know thee, ” but “Thou knowest me.”
I know; thou knowest; you know; he/she/it knoweth; we know; you know; they know.
oooo. i have a stale sourdough baget stuck through a pie as the bell gaurd as my sword.
101- hey, i fence and i do archery!! hahaha!!!!!!!!!! i am lucky.
100- hey, last time you only one 3 to 2. i am catching up. and in a couple of years, a year want seem like much. right know i can only think of it as one twelfth of my life. … that seems like alot.
my new statement is “don’t wanna!!!” i believe that both gimanator and agagabagabag know this expression well…
*pies gimanator* can you believe that agagabagabag can’t eaven spell his own name out loud? he was telling the people at our table for whatever reason his internet name, and he said somthing like: ” agagabaga.. wait.. agagabaga.. oh. agagabagagag… no.. agagabagabaga… ” *I intervene* “I know how to spell it!!!!” hahahahahaa! “a-g-a-g-a-b-a-g-a-b-a-g- ” i win!! i like doing things like that.
(105), You never know which skills you’ll need for world domination. A command of Elizabethan English grammar might come in handy when you least expect it.
(106, 107),
Of course, a talent for concentrated cathassus is useful, too.
100-fool, that’s because i haven’t even gotten a chance to fence you yet! plus i do archery, and riflery, and fire shotguns…
as for 113-I shoot you in the rump with an arrow to show that you shouldn’t be so stuck up.
117- only because of boy scouts. i find earning all the badges tiresome. i quit. i am a self- apointed slacker. hahaha. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. ahaha.
119- it is fun!! you probly just lost a match and then gave up… !!
117- ahahahhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *jumps 2 feet in the air, spins around, and uses the momentum to fire 2 entomophagy pies going at 60 mph right at gimanators face.* *gimanator flies 6 feet into a wall* *i help him up saying:* “need a hand, friend? ” bwa-hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! ha.
121- Whilst the Darke Sorcerer of the C Plus Plus bendeth over to offer mocking aid to my comrade, I charge up and do smash my Bunnius Evilus Potte Pie into his face with much Relishe.
dont like bunny pie, no sir. *quickly gets over laughing fit and begins to smack Prarilius Canix over the head with a stale sourdough baget pie sword*
…”Darke Sorcerer of the C Plus Plus ” … i like it… not that i will begin embarassing myself by speaking like that, though… just saying… hm.
*stealeth agagabagabag’s pie sword*
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*useth to disarm Darke Sorcerer of the C Plus Plus whilst he is distracted by my comrade*
*pieth Darke Sorcerer of the C Plus Plus Severale Millione Tymes*
*escapeth whilst he wipeth pie off pate*
Methinks that Gimanator and Alice, for bravery shown in battle, deserve a promotion to Noble Knights of the Order of the Cobbler. (No Knights can be promoted unless at the recommendation of a comrade.)
In payment for pieing my companion and fellow Knyte of Swetemeat, I shall hereby pie C++darkmage sevarale TRILLIONE times.
*pies*
*pies*
*pies*
*pies*
et cetera, et cetera.
heh- heh… sorry, i am fostering three kittens, and the one in my lap, i was flapping his ears, and his head kind of looked like an eye wing.now i am petting the side of his head and he is purring and smiling… kittens are cute.
anyhooooooooo… i run with pies at my back jumping over tables, and pushing over passer by to jump into the river nearby, only to notice it is an artificial pond 2 feet deep. i swim to the other side, and continue running. some how i run in a circle and end up behind you. so, i turn around and find the pond…. i am confused. i create a momentary treaty between me, Prarilius Canix, and Alice so we can observ this phonomenon.
117- you would probly just miss. oh, i just finished the druid that i started yesterday, Gimanator. he has a camel. he is Jarsali. bwa- ha- ha- haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
135-if my friends hath been spoken to with forked tounge i will assisteth. *pieth c++ darkmage*
and 132-i thank you and receive the rewards with great humbleness(as a side note, since PC founded the knights of swetemeat, does he rank at noblest knight at the order of the pie, and if people join do they start at dumpling knight, or crustal page?)
*Pieth Agagabagabag*
*Pieth Darke Sorcerer of the Sea plus plus*
*Handeth Sir PC a well doneth Tarte*
*Congratulates Lady Knight Alice, and Sir Gimitator with well doneth Tarte (not in the face)*
*Goeth off to Pieth any knave mine eyes survey* *Who do not belong to the noble order of the Knights of Swetemeat*
i like laughing. anyhooooooow, i put 7 sticks into the ground, tie the other end down, and put entomophagy pies at the tied down ends. *unsheathes pie stale baget sword* *cuts strings* *7 insect pies fly into the melee impailing Cinnamon Moon, Alice, Prarilius Canix, who flies into gimanator, E2MB, Jadestone, Glassboro, and traggle, who drops the pie he had in hand, and goes up in atomic flame.* hmmmm… it is pretty. kind of loud, though.
*pies C++darkmage* I hate having my internet down. I miss so much. *pies Nadine est tres intelligent’s alter ego* It’s great to be back, isn’t it? And to have me back, most importantly.
145- There are so many people with names like mine that are constantly pied. Agagabagabag, agabagabag, agagabagbag, and agagagabagabag are frequently pied and they all blame me, for some reason.
146- *Swallows pie* *Belches very, very loudly stunning Prarilius Canix who is brandishing sword in incorrect posture very nearby* Wow! Delish!
*Dumps bucket of cold water on Glassboro’s head to snap him out of delusion that people like him*
Where’s our wonderful leader, R-TH?
147-“traggle, who drops the pie he had in hand”
Are you saying that I’m a boy?
148- Nadine is my alter ego. I was just pieing agagabagabag from Nadine’s point of view, where she was seeing me being pied.
Just to clarify, in post 146, I wasn’t asking anybody to pie Traggle, who is my alter ego. Ishould have said “How dare yo pie my alter ego”, cause that makes more sense…
*pies C++darkmage with a gunpowder pie*
*little explosion compared to atomic pies*
*looks around seeing several mushroom clouds around her*
I gotta admit, this is pretty.
*sees that Traggle/RavenHawk is burnt almost to a crisp*
NOOOOOOO! By my magical powers of zapping, I will heal HER.
*zaps Traggle/RavenHawk*
Good as new.
*Pieth Darke Wisarde Cee Pluse Pluse* That was with a Latin Textbook Pie. Not much of a splat, but it sends him to the ground with a most satisfying thump…
161 – A group of Genetically-modified body-less hot-pink heads bent on taking over the earth and MuseBlog does not count as part of the environment to me. This menace must be stopped. And the reason I say you’re from the dark side is because you’re part of the side that supports a group of Genetically-modified body-less hot-pink heads bent on taking over the earth and MuseBlog .
163- First, they’re not genetically modified. Second, Those are only representations of them. You can see a full one on the pink bunny and green man thread. Third, no one has ever said that they want to take over Museblog. Fourth, Museblog is trying to takeover the world anyway, so why don’t you appreciate the help of HPBs?
165 – Because the HPBs are selfish. If we let them help us take over the world, then they will want to control the world all by themselves and kick all MBers out of the high positions! Plus, they did take over MuseBlog for about 15 hours on April 1 but me and a few other loyal MBers finally drove them out after a lot of carnage!
With a smiley army I will WRECK all other sides. Oops, I should be posting with a Scottish accent. Army!
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i mean i challenge thee(it’s hard to keep up with elizebethan)
169-fires off cherry musket in an act of defence against armed bunnies(what is that their singing anyways? wait…wait…it sounds like…shoot me…shoot me…)
What happened? I guess we won. They Jadestone Side has stopped posting and all of the impartials left when i shot gimanator.
Just to make sure, though… wearebunniesandwearecute,peopleloveuswithoursnoots,wearecutecute,withoursnoots,wesayw00tw00t,withoursnoots,wearesuperdupercutesolivewithusandwewon’tsingthisanymore!!!
174- You did NOT win! Come and assist me, Knights of Swetemeat!
*pieth*
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You see?
Yes, but that’s not how we think about it. *pies everyone who took advantage of my being in Blairstown and unable to access a computer to say that they won the lesser pie war*
*pies everyone who doesn’t like W.D.**pies everyone who likes C.N.*
179- Heck no.
181- That is not true, because all of you hate bunnies. if you like bunnies and join your side, the war loses its meaning. Jadestone is 100% anti~ :idea:, no matter what propoganda you spew out.
no idea, agagabagabag. bwa- hahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaa! (some kids at school in p.e. have come to think of me as crazy because of this laughter, bot whot thee heckle?)
*sends pie tanks, ect after all non- zemtee allied groups, or peoples*
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(~D= entomophagy, -D= dogliverbubble)
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III__*pies*_____ ////// ~D~D~D~D~D~D~D
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*firing*
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III__*pies*_____ ////// ~D~D~D~D~D~D~D
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188- I think you’ll find that pies look better as [}, not D.
R-TH, i know that you can post links, so can you make on for http:www.musefanpage.com/blog/?p=789 please? Thanks. It’s the Jadestone and Glassboro planning thread.
1745- i’m sorry! i’m sorry! my internet died for two days it wasnot fault!
as for 173-…i pie you so hard in the face with a pepperspray pie that pepper comes out of your ears! then, i drop a bowling ball pie on you so you flie though the earth to china!the, i shwack you with a french bread baseball bat so you fly 100 meters, then through 20 titanium steel walls, then fly into outerspace!!!!x(
*bounces up and down yelling creative insults at gimanator* *jumps at gimanator and begins throwing dogliverbubble pies with one hand, and brandishing a pie stale baget sword with the other*
Really? that not nice. *falls on ground and acts injured just to get attention*
*while his gaurd is off, i quickly spin my legs, trip gimanator, and fly in to the air throwing pies*
and i prefer “Darke Sorcerer of the C Plus Plus” to “magacian of the seas of pluses “…
200- This is a war, we shouldn’t have to care about what you prefer being called. On the contrary, we should ALL start calling you that.
(But I won’t, because that wouldn’t be very nice.)
202-i know. i just instinctively need to something like that.
and where is agagabagabags post?
and also because “Darke Sorcerer of the C Plus Plus” sounds better. but, that isn’t really my name. it is C++DARKMAGE!!! actually… that isn’t my name either, but oh well.
that is still better than magacian of the seas of pluses. at least it includes “Darke”, “something related to a plain “C” “++/Plus plus” and something that means a type of spell caster.”
203-what? no”ok” or “i understandeth?” fine, then.Methinks the side of setemeat shalt have but one more rule of the olden times i say it thus “no member shalt have the opportunity to pieth thy kin of the swetemeat side”(in other words if you’re on the swetemeat side, don’t pie the other people on your side)Ok? soundeth fair?
I have an idea. Everyone from all sides shall work together to find a way to change Evilus into Nicegoodnus. If we need to pie people, there’s always the purple hares.
To help, say: I, (state your name) sign the pact of pie.
am i supposd to sighn? *sips dutch cocolate/ cafiene drink* *runs around in circle* *pies gimanator 12 times * *laughs* *rolls on ground laughing* *gets up* looks toward agagabagabag and awaits orders.* should i reaserch a new pie, Donaldo?
when was the last time donaldo posted? is he still my superior? does he ever talk to me? ??? ect… …*RESEARCHES NEW PIE NEW PIE NWEW PIE>>>ECT …ECT …ECT*…
Omlette with marshmallow creme inside…pie…
Carmel-coated lima beans…pie…
Smores made with hamburger patties…pie…
Spice cake with chicken lard…pie…
Tuna and toffee ice cream with hot chicken grissle fat sauce all packed in a taco shell filled with beef and goat cheese topped with sweet and sour sauce…pie…
bird gizzards with a touch of malaria..good…pie…
mummified organs and bird feet…good…pie…
hmm…that’s OK, robert, I don’t like to speak elizabethan that much anyway…i was already planning to start a side related to that anyway “Pastry pirates” I was thinking it would be like the knights of swetemeat, but you don’t have to speak elizebethan if you join.
The ranks would descend so.(You get a rank up if you have a certain amount of medals, which the fellow members of the pastry pirates would award there is a medal for bravery, determination, and helping the fellow members of the team)
Cabinboy of flour (0 medals)
Cook of the fillings (1)
Sailor of the pastries (3)
2nd mate of a cobbler (6)
1st mate of a Pecan Pie (10)
Captain of a rasberry pie (15)
Rear Admiral of a boysenberry pie (21)
Admiral of a cherrry pie (28)
Head Admiral of an apple pie (37)
General of all sweet tarts (47)
sooooooo… you are the only one one your team,right? so it doesn’t matter what yor rank is, as there is nobody to award them, so are you looking to the out side for help? i demote you to Cabinboy of flour. BWAAAAAAAA-AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAh! i am chief pie chef!!! now i am so happy, i will go through the trouble of bolding all my speech.
AYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAwhipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “idea”
and that was supposed to be bold, aaaaaaand i forgot to *scoops up the remains of my beloved destroyed pies, and shove them into gimanators mouth, and them give him a wreath of garlic to ward off vampires, and 5 packes of breath mints* i suggest you use all five packs, and then go brush your teeth. *hands shiny new tooth brush to gimanator*
The reason that it seems like the JS side is anti-:idea: is that all of the people who hate them have been on our side at one point or another. But that doesn’t mean anything. JS and I are both neutral (I hate to use that word) and, in fact, (much as I hate to admit it) are… PWLs. For those of you who didn’t participate in the GPWs, PWL stands for pie war lovers. The PWLs, however, are the side that we have always fought against, as we temporarily joined with The Opposition, making us the JadeOps. Not a very nice name. But anyway, I really hope that people accept that I am neutral now.
I accept that you are neutral. I’m glad that’s not what we are fighting about now. But I still need to post that song because e2mb has made his own side since you went neutral.
I can accept that the JS side is neutral…I wil even stay on the JS side…unless R-tH decides to call me a boy again…then I will be wholeheartedly anti-R-tH…
what, no one wants to join my side? if jadestones are neutral…er…not involved in the bunny sides, they could join swetemeat of the pastry pirates!(hint hint)
I haves an idea. Since The Jadestone Side and Zemtee claim to stand for the same things, we should temporarily team up to rid the Musiverse of The Knights of Sweetmeat And Pastry Pirates!
I’m not really inclined to join with someone else, though. Of course, Jadestone makes the decisions. I’d be willing to join with The Op again, temporarily of course, if we took up the C.N. vs. W.D. argument again.
Swetemeat! This agagabagabag fellow poses too great a threat to be left unpied! Assist each other in the ridding of agagabagabag! *pies agagabagabag 9 octillion times!(with bowling ball pies)*
248- You haven’t noticed? The ones in my legions were mostly nice, but some means ones slipped in while i wasn’t looking. Want to help me exterminate the mean ones? We would disregard sides, while remaining on them.
I am sick of fighting about HPBs. Can we have a new topic? Not Chuck Norris and Watership Down (though that is an really good book) but something different? I mean, how long have we been fighting about this, anyway? Much too long.
I vote for a new topic! Who’s with me and what shall it be?
And because I am in a complain-y mood about the Pie Wars, I will say, the first thread looked like more fun. Could we stop just posting pictures of our pieing machines and go back to just throwing by hand? And what happened to the rest of the people on our side(s)?
Giminator formed the Pastry Pirates.
PC and Cinnamon Moon vanished inexplicably.
Just me over here on the Knytes of Swetemeat side. Maybe I’ll break off the treaty now, since I don’t speak in Elizabethan half the time anyways. That would leave the Knights of Swetemeat undefended and abandoned though.
This has become boring.
‘Bye all! I’ll come back and check up on it now and again!
On the great pie wars, we had weapons, and did even post pictures. Pie cannons came from them, and my Pi-War Wolves were invented at that time. There were also pie-animals, for example: Ishtar, Jadestone’s giant polar bear. I never got one, but Jadestone did give me the Soard of Perfect Sweetness. Look it up if you don’t know what that is. Speaking of my soard, I wonder where it got to… *looks in old chest* Here it is! Everyone, beware! *starts crazily swinging soard at everyone not on Jadestone side**eats!* Pies*
No we will not stop with the bunnies. It is the current battle, and so if you can’t stand the long, dragged-out war, please don’t come in here, start your own side and change the fight. Not acceptable.
Anyway, I have been running around giving all of the bad bunnies a potion that will make them nice.
BEGIN THE BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *BOOOM*
*PIES FLY AROUND THE ROOM SPLOOSHING ON JADESTONE SIDE AND SWEEETMEATS ETC ALL OTHER THAN ZEMTEE SIDE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
240-Sorry!!! It wasn’t intentional! I just didn’t know. Really!
Glassboro-I fine you 30 pieces of chocolate for using green. And I know you’re a member of the popopo, and that’s what is so wrong. You know the GAPAs don’t like people using green. And that goes for all on the Jadestone side-taking the only color font there is as your own and using it when the GAPAs say not to.
*pies*
NOTICE TO ALL LOOKING FOR A SIDE: WE WELCOME YOU, AND WILL TREAT YOU WELL IF YOU JOIN US. JOIN ZEMTEE, THE SIDE OF SUNDAES!!!
A notice to all in the pie war right now: all of the bunnies are good now, so they only attack when threatened by you.
I hope the pie tanks work, and lets go to battle!!!
Red-tailed HAWK, leader of Zemtee and ruler of the s!!!
I say kill the bunnies even though they are cute,
cause they sing that stupid song that comes out of their little snoot,
when I drove out the bunnies on 4/1 I said “w00tw00t!”
cause killing evil bunnies it just makes me want to hoot
Bunnies took MuseBlog over on the day of 4/1,
But with the angry poster’s help we whumped the bunny’s bun,
The bunnies are so evil they’re like atilla the hun,
Kill them all with pies and cannons (but please don’t use a gun).
KILL THE BUNNIES THEY ARE BAD
IF YOU DON’T I WILL BE SAD
AND BELIVE ME YOU’LL BE GLAD
WHEN MUSEBLOG IS RID OF THIS FAD
I say kill the bunnies even though they are cute,
cause they sing that stupid song that comes out of their little snoot,
when I drove out the bunnies on 4/1 I said “w00tw00t!”
cause killing evil bunnies it just makes me want to hoot
Bunnies took MuseBlog over on the day of 4/1,
But with the angry poster’s help we whumped the bunny’s bun,
The bunnies are so evil they’re like atilla the hun,
Kill them all with pies and cannons (but please don’t use a gun).
KILL THE BUNNIES THEY ARE BAD
IF YOU DON’T I WILL BE SAD
AND BELIVE ME YOU’LL BE GLAD
WHEN MUSEBLOG IS RID OF THIS FAD
I say kill the bunnies even though they are cute,
cause they sing that stupid song that comes out of their little snoot,
when I drove out the bunnies on 4/1 I said “w00tw00t!”
cause killing evil bunnies it just makes me want to hoot
Bunnies took MuseBlog over on the day of 4/1,
But with the angry poster’s help we whumped the bunny’s bun,
The bunnies are so evil they’re like atilla the hun,
Kill them all with pies and cannons (but please don’t use a gun).
KILL THE BUNNIES THEY ARE BAD
IF YOU DON’T I WILL BE SAD
AND BELIVE ME YOU’LL BE GLAD
WHEN MUSEBLOG IS RID OF THIS FAD
I say kill the bunnies even though they are cute,
cause they sing that stupid song that comes out of their little snoot,
when I drove out the bunnies on 4/1 I said “w00tw00t!”
cause killing evil bunnies it just makes me want to hoot
Bunnies took MuseBlog over on the day of 4/1,
But with the angry poster’s help we whumped the bunny’s bun,
The bunnies are so evil they’re like atilla the hun,
Kill them all with pies and cannons (but please don’t use a gun).
KILL THE BUNNIES THEY ARE BAD
IF YOU DON’T I WILL BE SAD
AND BELIVE ME YOU’LL BE GLAD
WHEN MUSEBLOG IS RID OF THIS FAD
That was repetitive, and mean. You only had to say it once, and besides, didn’t you read R-t H’s post? They would have left you alone if you hadn’t attacked them. Also, those were far too many “The Pieing Extraordinaire”s.
R-t H, I’m sorry for using green, but the Jadestone side has used it since the Great Pie Wars. Also, the Soard of Perfect Sweetness was green when I received it, and so shall remain beyond this day.
Why don’t we start a new topic, but let Zemtee stay, along with all of the other sides. The JS side’s staying, that much is obvious.
257- Yes, I don’t want to get rid of the different sides! I just want a better topic, because this one is old and tiresome. And besides I have almost no opinion whatsoever.
I’ll be allied with the Pastry Pirates, but I don’t really want to join. Technically I don’t have to speak in Elizabethan tongue anyways, since I was my own side before my side merged with the Knights of Swetemeat. How that is relevant I don’t know, but it is somehow.
Mac vs PC! Watership Down vs Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris vs Watership Down! Firefox vs Internet Explorer! Sightless teenage fish vs Sighted teenage fish! The possibilities are endless, and I might add Watership Down vs Chuck Norris!
Um . . . Out of all those I’d go for WD vs CN, but that, I’m sure, is old and tiresome to many people, so maybe something else. How about . . . Oh drat I don’t know.
240-um… that was me that accidentally called you a boy… well… it is hard to tell on this… um… ya… well…
new topic… because so many people hate D&D, how about if D&D is awsome or not? * all muse blogers jump at me and scream “nOoOOOO!”*
… so..
thanks for the tanks and sunday, R-T-H!!
*sends pie tank C++darkmage after all aposing zemtee*
*bunnies join to get back at E2MB*
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|;;;;Zemtee;;C++darkmage;;=========…()…..()………()…….():;’/`’
|______________________/
/”0″”””””””””””””””””””””””””””””`0`\
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Watership Down is a book about a bunch of rabbits that leave their home because one of them is having premonitions of doom, and they set out to find the ideal home and encounter lots of trials and tribulations on the way and afterwards. It is amazing. You can read an extremely butchered account of part 1 here, if you don’t mind spoilers and it will not prejudice you to Watership Down. I find it amusing, but I am embarrassed to think of it so when it’s so butchered. However, it is also accurate.
Chuck Norris is a martial arts/movie star guy whom I have never seen.
Red-tailed Hawk, when I first came onto the blog, you were a very nice person. I wanted to be your friend around here. But now this pie war has sucked me into the endless hatred of all of your kind! It’s made me dissapointed to have to fight you, since you’re such a nice MuseBlogger. I am now mad at the bunnies not only because I don’t like them, but because they have dug a deep canyon inbetween all of you MuseBloggers on the Zemtee side. Perhaps we could put our differing opinions on the hot-pink bunnies aside and just be nice to each other instead of constantly finding new ways to be mean?
279-Wha-wha-what??? Yo-yo-you setting aside that a-and being nice???
That was rather shocking.
And touching.
Wow.
Anyway, I’m running out of ideas or the war, so why don’t we just close this thread now? Things are winding down on all of the sides, we would have needed a new thing to fight about, the end of the school year is coming, summer is here, I think E2MB is right. People should be happy now, so a war is not what we need. I request this thread be closed as soon as this post is moderated.
It’s pointless to start anything else when we only have 20 spaces left on this page.
So the war is ending, then. I suppose that the winners here are the peacemakers! YAAAAY!!!!! Join the peacemakers! But i will miss this thread. *Sniff* Just for old times sake,
*pies E2MB*
*pies glassboro*
*pies Jadestone*
Just for old times sake…
*pies red-tailed hawk with a lucious lemon meraingue pie*
*pies agagabagabag with a soft, delicious pumpkin pie*
*pies c++darkmage with a nice, delicate cream pie*
283- *pies back* There is no way that you win. The Jadestone side wins, just as they did last time. Besides, if we are going to end the war we all have to sign a treaty.
Clarification: I am no longer fighting the bunnies, but I still don’t really like them because some of them are still bad and they took over museblog once.
*pies Zemetees* *pies Knights of Sweatmeats* *pies gimanator’s side*
*pies Jadestone side with key-lime pie, and hands them towels* *pies self with key-lime* [}~
What about the treaty we started on the other thread, before it got continued? I thik the man for aeiou wrote it…
Read it. Most doesn’t apply now. So, let’s see…
♦ ♦ The Banana-Cream Treaty [revised] ♦ ♦
– The sides in this Pie War (Zemtee, Jadestone, Knighthood of Wysdom, Chivalarie and Swetemeat, Pastry Pirates, ect) shall stop pieing each other over the Hot-pink bunnies, cats, dogs, ect. unless another pie-war is formally started by one of the Great Administrators
– The Hot-pink bunny species Bunnius nicegoodus will be allowed to roam free across Museica and live with Musers if the musers so choose. A muser may also request that the Hot-pink bunnies stay away from them if they do not cre for the species.
– The Hot-pink bunny species Bunnius evilus shall be re-located to a remote island and monitored. If they show signs of improvement and turn good, then they can be brought to Museica for rehab and turned into a nicegoodus.
– Musers may still pie each other on Birthdays, the Welcome, Newcomers! thread, and other places of this sort only if they keep their pieing to a minimum and in acts of cheerfulness and spontaneity, not in order to conquer each other or force someone to agree
[insert people’s signitures here]
What do you guys think? Any changes I should make?
291- Perfect! YAY! To sign the treaty, copy it and the other signatures and then write your name. You can also make a fancy title.
♦ ♦ The Banana-Cream Treaty [revised] ♦ ♦
– The sides in this Pie War (Zemtee, Jadestone, Knighthood of Wysdom, Chivalarie and Swetemeat, Pastry Pirates, ect) shall stop pieing each other over the Hot-pink bunnies, cats, dogs, ect. unless another pie-war is formally started by one of the Great Administrators
– The Hot-pink bunny species Bunnius nicegoodus will be allowed to roam free across Museica and live with Musers if the musers so choose. A muser may also request that the Hot-pink bunnies stay away from them if they do not cre for the species.
– The Hot-pink bunny species Bunnius evilus shall be re-located to a remote island and monitored. If they show signs of improvement and turn good, then they can be brought to Museica for rehab and turned into a nicegoodus.
– Musers may still pie each other on Birthdays, the Welcome, Newcomers! thread, and other places of this sort only if they keep their pieing to a minimum and in acts of cheerfulness and spontaneity, not in order to conquer each other or force someone to agree
[~agagabagabag, army comander and legion general of Zemtee~ ~Alice~]
– The sides in this Pie War (Zemtee, Jadestone, Knighthood of Wysdom, Chivalarie and Swetemeat, Pastry Pirates, ect) shall stop pieing each other over the Hot-pink bunnies, cats, dogs, ect. unless another pie-war is formally started by one of the Great Administrators
– The Hot-pink bunny species Bunnius nicegoodus will be allowed to roam free across Museica and live with Musers if the musers so choose. A muser may also request that the Hot-pink bunnies stay away from them if they do not cre for the species.
– The Hot-pink bunny species Bunnius evilus shall be re-located to a remote island and monitored. If they show signs of improvement and turn good, then they can be brought to Museica for rehab and turned into a nicegoodus.
– Musers may still pie each other on Birthdays, the Welcome, Newcomers! thread, and other places of this sort only if they keep their pieing to a minimum and in acts of cheerfulness and spontaneity, not in order to conquer each other or force someone to agree
[~agagabagabag, army comander and legion general of Zemtee~ ~Alice~ ~E2MB~]
– The sides in this Pie War (Zemtee, Jadestone, Knighthood of Wysdom, Chivalarie and Swetemeat, Pastry Pirates, ect) shall stop pieing each other over the Hot-pink bunnies, cats, dogs, ect. unless another pie-war is formally started by one of the Great Administrators
– The Hot-pink bunny species Bunnius nicegoodus will be allowed to roam free across Museica and live with Musers if the musers so choose. A muser may also request that the Hot-pink bunnies stay away from them if they do not cre for the species.
– The Hot-pink bunny species Bunnius evilus shall be re-located to a remote island and monitored. If they show signs of improvement and turn good, then they can be brought to Museica for rehab and turned into a nicegoodus.
– Musers may still pie each other on Birthdays, the Welcome, Newcomers! thread, and other places of this sort only if they keep their pieing to a minimum and in acts of cheerfulness and spontaneity, not in order to conquer each other or force someone to agree
[~agagabagabag, army comander and legion general of Zemtee~ ~Alice~ ~E2MB~~Glassboro~]
ܶ ܶ The Banana-Cream Treaty [revised] ܶ ܶ
– The sides in this Pie War (Zemtee, Jadestone, Knighthood of Wysdom, Chivalarie and Swetemeat, Pastry Pirates, ect) shall stop pieing each other over the Hot-pink bunnies, cats, dogs, ect. unless another pie-war is formally started by one of the Great Administrators
As all of the bunnies are nice now, they shall all roam free around Museica, and shall not be wounded or killed. People may request they be kept out of a certain area if they do not care for them, but they have a defined range where they cannot be taken from.
– Musers may still pie each other on Birthdays, the Welcome, Newcomers! thread, and other places of this sort only if they keep their pieing to a minimum and in acts of cheerfulness and spontaneity, not in order to conquer each other or force someone to agree
[~agagabagabag, army comander and legion general of Zemtee~ ~Alice~ ~E2MB~~Glassboro~ ~~Red-tailed HAWK, the Leader of Zemtee and Ruler of the Bunnies~~ ]
Why are there 2 of these? Are there 2 GAPAs moderating?
There are two of these.
Is this a multiple GAPA syndrome? two new pie war threads
First Post! Okay, I don’t know what the sides are, so I’ll make a new one. The Scottish Piers! If you join you need to post with a scottish accent.
Why are there two threads? Can this be the real one? *pies the gapas* Hee hee. *hands towels*
haha. I guess there are 2 GAPAs on at the same time?
(3, 6),
Exactly. To prevent a war between the two rival threads (which would be funny and extremely MB-like, come to think of it), I hereby designate this the real “Pie War, Part 4” thread.
7- Darn! We should have had a war between the threads!
7-Ha. I bet this is yours, then, isn’t it? who made the other one?
(9) No; Robert, what with his wysdom and his chivalrie, deleted his own thread. This is the one I made.
(P.S. The words were not misspelled when Chaucer wrote them.)
I have an idea. I will be neutral in the HPB conflict and start the Knighthood of Wysdom, Chivalarie and Swetemeat. There are different orders of Knights .
Crustal Page
Squire of Filling
Knight of the Order of the Dumpling
Noble Knight of the Order of the Cobbler
Most Noble Knight of the Order of the Flan
Noblest Knight of the Order of the Pie
Those who join shall start as Knights of the Dumpling, and ascend through the ranks according to displays of Wysdom and Chivalarie. They can invent “imaginary” Pages and Squires. All on this side must speak in Elizabethan (or a close approximation) starting NOWE.
I declare a pie war against the now-invisible other pie war thread! *pies GAPA RS since he’s the closest thing to the other pie war thread she can see/pie*
11- I want to join! But I’m already on the Jadestone side, so I can’t.
10-maybe they weren’t then, but they are now. neither word is listed in the dictionary, even as obsolete. And I would think that even then it would have been chivalrie, not chivalarie, but I could be wrong.
I’m going back to my side. Sorry, Jadestone and all others on the Jadestone side, but I feel better on my own side, just because.
= Bunnius Nicegoodus
= Bunnius Evilus
For anyone who would like to join it, here’s what it’s about.
This is my theory:
283. Alice �|� May 9th, 2007 at 7:36 pm
Well, whatever you say. Hey! Maybe there are two breeds of bunnies that look exactly the same, but aren’t! There are trhe evil manipulators, that people hate, and there are the good nice bunnies that people love! But since the good nice bunnies don’t want to get pied, or killed, they don’t go near the people who hate them, therefore the people who hate them never see the nice ones. And the evil manipulators don’t care what people think, so they take over innocent people and make them write stuff they don’t want to. I like my theory. Just to show people how very similar they look, I will post two of different species next to each other.
See how similar they are! You can’t even tell the difference, which serves to help Evilus and hinder Nicegoodus.
I am neutral to Bunnius Nicegoodus, and mostly neutral to Bunnius Evilus, unless they make a move to harm me. I will defend a persecuted Nicegoodus, if I can tell it from an Evilus.
15- Sounds like a good theory. You could become a Knight and still hold on to your principles, as long as you display Wysdom and Chivalarie.
In the Knights, you can have one squire and up to three pages.
*pies Alice* Traitor! Oh, well. We had too many people anyway, no offense to you. It was more fun when it was just Jadestone, Brave Sir Robin, and me. But, I suppose that change was inevitable.
(14) You’re correct about chivalrie — I was on my way out the door and didn’t notice the typo until I returned home. I have now fixed it and will correct PC’s if he’d like.
Chaucer, who died in 1400, wrote in Middle English, which is a separate language and has its own dictionaries.
Standardized spelling as we understand it dates from a later time in history. In mediaeval times there was no single, consistent set of rules and a given writer’s spelling might be not only idiosyncratic but variable, sometimes within the same sentence. On the other hand, spelling matched phonetics much more closely — most of today’s silent letters were actually pronounced.
Here’s a little longer excerpt from the Knyghtes Tale:
What with his wisdom and his chivalrie,
He conquered al the regne of Femenye,
That whilom was ycleped Scithia,
And weddede the queene Ypolita,
And broghte hire hoom with hym in his contree
With muchel glorie and greet solempnytee,
And eek hir yonge suster Emelye.
18- I’m not a traitor! I just don’t like being on someone else’s side.
19- Huh? Here’s my best translation:
What with his wisdom and his chivalry
he conquered all the reign of [not sure]
That [huh?] was [again, not sure,] Scithia
And wedded the queen Ypolita [is that her real name?]
And brought her home with him in his country
With much glory and solemnity
And [I don’t know] her young sister Emily.
If you read the journals of Lewis and Clark, you’ll see that their spelling was deplorable.
19-I know that. But as you are speaking modern english now, you should use modern English spellings. And actually did they have dictionaries in Middle English?
according to wikipedia:
The first true English dictionary was Robert Cawdrey’s Table Alphabeticall of 1604, although it only included 3,000 words and the definitions it contained were little more than synonyms. The first one to be at all comprehensive was Thomas Blount’s dictionary Glossographia of 1656. Though many believe that Samuel Johnson’s famous and more complete dictionary of 1755 was the first dictionary it was predated by Blount, as well as Kersey and Bailey.
So it doesn’t sound like Middle English had dictionaries. (it would have been hard to alphabetize anyway)
Okay people I’m still the head of the
side, or Zemtee. And btw-I made a potion so the badbunneez are all nicegoodkindfriendlyness.
But if you declare war against Zemtee, they will fight for us. And no stealing them either.
So who wants to join Zemtee? Now we have sundaes AND cookies for people who join. Plus the bunnies will never bother you again. And also-you don’t have to fight in the war if you don’t want to.
RtH
Sorry, R-t H, but I’m not joining anyone’s side but my own.
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uh, sorry Jadestone, I’ll TRY to start my own side. Again.
Join me, mortals! I have returned! I AM RAGEVUIRE, LORD OF THE DEATHSEEKERS, LEADER OF THE KRALIOCC, ARCH SHADOW MAGE AND CONQUERER OF ALL THE NORTHERN OTHERWORLDE!!!! ((Renegae ZDA didn’t work for me.))
I have made the Kraliocc stron, so join me, for the omens are good and the wind bodes well. COME, FLESHLINGS! THE HOUNDS OF WAR SMELL CARNAGE!
I’ve always wanted to do that.
DIE ZEMTEE.
15- Aww, but okay. I get what you mean. *pies* *hands towel*
Our Servicces are Open to Alle Partys, as Longe as we are Permittede to Fyte Curageously and With Honore.
(21) Except I was quoting directly, not translating. Modern spelling would have been inappropriate.
I should have specified modern dictionaries of Middle English.
(20) You almost have it, Alice.
Femenye refers to the country of the Amazons of Greek mythology (as in “femina”)
…He conquered all the kingdom of the Amazons, that formerly was called Scythia, and wedded the queen Hippolyta….
In the last line: “eek” means “also.”
Hmm. Wonder what Geoffrey C. would think to find hmself in the middle of a pie war? Possibly something along the lines of “where shulde I throwe this tarte?
29- Hippolyta! I nearly put that in, but I wasn’t sure. . . never would have guessed about the Amazons, though. I thought that perhaps it referred to famine, but that didn’t make sense. Woe is me I didn’t subscribe at the time of Paul Baker’s HPB article! I would have loved to translate it. I would have done the whole thing!
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25-26-As a member of the FAPD, I fine you 3,000 pieces of chocolate for using green.
JOIN ZEMTEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The other sides just want more bodies for the battlefield, but Zemtee wants you to join our side and just live in the comfort of 3,141,590 square zemzoffs, or about 1 trillion square miles, of beautiful forests, grasslands, and meadows, and never be bothered with war problems.
Zemtee IS the kind side.
Zemtee people? are we ready to have a strategies meeting?Go Zemtee!
Bunny-leader HAWK
©
25- You too? Okay. Are you still half-ghost, by the way, or are you better now? *pies*
31: I was on your side last time. I made pies. Do you want me to do this again?
WATERSHIP DOWN IS BETTER THAN CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!
Let’s see if that gets anything to happen. I hope that it works, this thread is getting boring again.
Well, considering that Chuck Norris is an actor and martial-arts-person, and Watership Down is a book about rabbits, I would have to agree, even though apart from that I don’t know anything about them.
I’m thinking I should read Watership Down, though. It probably wouldn’t be too hard for me anymore.
34-that is arguable, glassboro…but its hard to say…*pies*
wow…i couldnt find this thread for a little while…so im behind…but 11-i like your idea, i would like to join!, and 15-alice, since im not on anybody’s side i’ll just join you with your theory, it sounds correct enough. if you agree…
Whose side should I be on? I can bring my many alter egos to help the fight, which would mean an additional ten people on the side that seems best to me…
36- My theory is open to anyone who likes it! But I’m confused. Are you on my side, or are you on PC’s, but you like my theory?
Do alter egos count? Wow, then I have like five extra people!
38-if you’re on only your side, im on that side… i think…???
wait…38-i would be on both, if they are not fighting each other…
and i have a question…what time zone is this blog in, cuz the clock says 6:00 on there, but my computer’s clock is about 2 hours earlier!
32-Still half ghost. But I am allied with the Jade — Ops, and if no one joins me I’ll come back.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAH! Dang green.
42- No idea what time zone it’s in, but I’m two hours earlier as well.
40, 41- I am on my own side. And I don’t think I’m fighting PC . . .
43 and 44- Dude, you are addicted to pointless linking.
45- Forsooth, methinks we have no quarrel.
Welcome, Sir Gimanator! Thou shalt start as a member of the Order of the Dumpling, and be promoted according to displays of prowess.
45-then im on your side
47-i have much happinies, let their be gaeity(how do you spell that?)
i am still on the zemtee side, if thats what agagabagabag is on. i just like sitting here, pieing people. *pies gimanator* he he he hi, gimanator. oh ya, my fencing gets out atabout 5 o clock on mondays, and i dont do anything afterwards, so you could come over and play with the kittens at about 5:30. see you tomorrow morning.
48- Gaiety.
Methinks that the Alice side and the Knights of Swetemeat should unite for the betterment of both parties.
48- Welcome! And i think you spelled it right, if spelling matters when it comes to talking in Elizabethan.
50-that would be a good idea, a sort of neutral team…what do you think alice?
50- Sure! Shall we sign an alliance-type-thing?
Fast moderation! i can’t keep up with it all.
perfect, and it will be named the Knights of swetemeat, still?
49-good, thanks *pies*(hand towel)
*pies the Alice, PC, and gimanator with signiture key-lime because they were the last people here*
I don’t really care about Chuck Norris, and WD is okay. Better if you read it fast and not drawn out with the class in my opinion. *pies C++darkmage with green tea pie*
Okay, I’m making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who’s for or against . . .
The Zemtee side (for)
Red-tailed HAWK
C++darkmage
violindino (?)
The Jadestone side (all opinions/neutral)
Jadestone
Glassboro
Knights of Swetemeat/Alice side (Neutral/two species theory)
Prarilius Canix
giminator
Alice
Krallioc
Lord Raveguire
If I left you out, say so, and I’ll add you to the list.
*pieth Lady Jadestone*
To prevent our creativity from being usurped by vile rogues, I hereby proclaim that only the Knights of Swetemeat may use the term “pieth,” upon pain of copyright lawsuit/duel with swords/lemon meringue.
58- Donaldo and I are also on Zemtee.
AAAAAAARGGGGH! Can you believe that the gimanator is my friend outside of museblog?
The Zemtee side (for)
Red-tailed HAWK
C++darkmage
violindino (?)
agagabagabag
Donaldo the supercoolio awesome nerd
The Jadestone side (all opinions/neutral)
Jadestone
Glassboro
Knights of Swetemeat/Alice side (Neutral/two species theory)
Prarilius Canix
giminator
Alice
Krallioc
Lord Raveguire
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Here’s the new version. I moved C++darkmage down a little because he’s new to the team, and agagabagabag is the army commander.
The Zemtee side (for)
Red-tailed HAWK
agagabagabag
Donaldo the supercoolio awesome nerd
violindino
C++darkmage
The Jadestone side (all opinions/neutral)
Jadestone
Glassboro
Knights of Swetemeat/Alice side (Neutral/two species theory)
Prarilius Canix
giminator
Alice
Krallioc
Lord Raveguire
I hope people like the changes I made. Oh and C++darkmage-do you want a new position in Zemtee?
Alice- I want to join your side. I suppose that that means I’m with PC. Doesth that meanth I musteth Elizabeathen quoth? (I sayth not “Speakth” for I speakth not. I quoth.)
NO!!!!!!!!!! GAPAS PUT IN OTHER POSTS BEFORE MINE! BUT I POSTED BEFORE THERE WERE other posts.*pants* Sorry I get craied away. *puff pant*
I dissolve my side and join the Knights of Sweetmeat side. For or against what? hpbs?
I undissolve my side, the Scottish Piers. JOIN ME NOO! AND POST SCOTTISH! Aye!
I will join the Jadestone side. Can all my alter egos join too?
66- Yes, HPBs.
67- I’ll add your side to the list.
The Zemtee side (for)
Red-tailed HAWK
agagabagabag
Donaldo the supercoolio awesome nerd
violindino
C++darkmage
The Jadestone side (all opinions/neutral)
Jadestone
Glassboro
Traggle and her alter egos.
Knights of Swetemeat/Alice side (Neutral/two species theory)
Prarilius Canix
giminator
Alice
Cinnamon Moon
Krallioc
Lord Raveguire
The Scottish Piers
Koko du Pelle
68- *welcome pies* Sure! The more the merrier! *hands stock of pies to throw and a key to the fortresses*
So, what are we pie-ing about? Still the hpbs?
We could conceivably go back to Watership Down/Chuck Norris, if enough people have opinions.
Sorry about the double post, but where is Brave Sir Robbin/Robin?
As long as E2MB stays away from this thread, I’d be glad to carry on pie-ing about hpb’s. If that made any sense.
70- I imagine. it would seem that Glassboro wants to take up the old argument about Chuck Norris and Watership Down, but since I’ve never read Watership Down and barely know who Chuck Norris is, I don’t want to do that again. (Gosh, and I wasn’t even around for the first time!)
Btw, these are all the names that I will post under on this thread. On other threads though, I’ll stick to Traggle.
73- it made perfect sense. Even if he simply refrains from writing disturbing smiley stories.
*Pies all HBP haters*
Oops, i meant HPB.
I got Watership Down from the library today, and am preparing to read it. It has tiny print. When I’m done, I’ll tell Glassboro whether it’s better than an actor-guy.
already the swetemat side gros\ws
Oh yes; I’m also opening a black market trade in pie weapons.
Methinks that there hath been much organizing and very little dispute so far. The Knights of Swetemeat are neutral in every respect, but un-chivalrous combat will result in swift retribution from our avenging lances. Ã Swetemeat!
82- Ditto. Shall we Pieth these vagabonds?
gimanator was at my house, so he accidentally posted a few comments as me…
63.- so, what would the new position be, R-T-H? i like being an assistent chef. new pies!!!!!!!!! the new Entomophagy series of pies!!! time to eat some bugs.crickets mealworms assasin bugs fire ants cockroaches termites cicadas locusts, mantises, crickets grasshoppers bamboobores giant water bugs weaver ants tarantula spiders silk moth pupae earwigs stink bugs bean leaf beetles grasshoppers eurpean crane fly asparagus beetles wire worms, oriental fruit moths, grubs, cutworms, horn worms cabbage loopers pickle worms leafrollers lawn moths, —– —– —–
anybody throw up yet?? good.
Entomophagy means insect eating. dig in.
all contained in one pie!! less than 568 calories!
gimanator and E2MB get to try it first. *slids up and with a pie in both hands cooly smacks them both in the face at the same time*
*impaleth Bunnius Evilus pot pie upon lance*
*jousteth with Darke Sorcerer of the C Plus Plus*
85- Stopeth, youeth areeth embarrasingeth youselfeth! Honestlyeth. Someth peopleeth.
86- Desist, foul impostor! You mock our dialect. I challenge you to a duel of tartes!
It’s fun to talk like that once in a while.
87- I accept, vile knave! *Flourishes pie sword*
88- Hah! Back, fiend!
Now, if I actually knew how to fence . . .
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violindino-Yes!!! Please stay and be master pie chef!
agagabagabag-do you have any plans at the moment???
See post 31!!!!!!!!!!!
RtH
I shall Pieth any person whom my eyes survey!
Paul Baker is alive, so he can’t be rolling in his grave. But he must be squirming over the way MBers are conjugating Elizabethan verbs. We’ve told you how to do it on at least two previous threads: Living History and Paul Baker Reports In.
92- Well, we aren’t going for accuracy!
Evidently not.
I was on neither of those threads, though I did try to revive Living History once. I’ll go read them now.
I know
ethnot of thy plight, but I shall help thee by selling these… er… noble goods to the armies of this great fight.The prices on the goods that thou mayst covet are labled
ethin the currency fondly dubbed the pwnt. (Iftheethou canst not grasp this clickeththy cursor on this. Or try to. My wysdom of HTMLdoesdoth not workethwell.)Curses! My time on this place is up! Until next tim — Aw heck. I’ll post the list tommorow.
[Oh, what’s the use? –Robert, the inveterate editor]
One pwnt is equal to to American dollares. Just so thee knowseth.
89- I fence. Ha!
98- Uh-oh . . .
*Sets up candles in a row* *Slices row with sword* *Nothing happens* *Blow* *Candles fall over* Nice trick, eh?
*Knocks Alice’s sword out of hand* *Pins against wall* *Releases and lets her go back to warn others*
C++darkmage and the gimanator also fence in my class, but the gimanator has little expirience. I have the most. I’ve lost three battles out of about thirty this year, and C++darkmage and the gimanator haven’t beaten me yet. He la! (pronounced hey la)
I must learn to fence! Actually, I’m more interested in archery. My dad says he has an old bow somewhere, which probably means in my grandparents’ basement, which probably means I’ll never find it.
96- Nice try. I’ll try to be correct with my Elizabethan when I use it. Oh, and another thing. Why is Lord Ragevuire talking in Elizabethan? Has he joined our side?
97- Wouldn’t that be “Just so thou knows”? How’d I do, Robert? Did I correctly edit Lord Ragevuire’s Elizabethan?
Or maybe, “Just so thee know” when I think about it. Is that better?
Thou knowest.
“Thou” is for the person who does something (the subject), “thee” for the person to whom it is done (the object). “I know thee, ” but “Thou knowest me.”
I know; thou knowest; you know; he/she/it knoweth; we know; you know; they know.
Got it?
Got it! Really, I do. Who’d have thought this would turn up on the Pie War thread? Speaking of which, there hasn’t been much pieing going on.
agabagabag, thou shalt be humiliated completely. Thy fencing skills shall not avail against our pie-lances.
101- I had to do archery for Boy Scouts, and i was terrible at it, so it evens out.
oooo. i have a stale sourdough baget stuck through a pie as the bell gaurd as my sword.
101- hey, i fence and i do archery!! hahaha!!!!!!!!!! i am lucky.
100- hey, last time you only one 3 to 2. i am catching up. and in a couple of years, a year want seem like much. right know i can only think of it as one twelfth of my life. … that seems like alot.
my new statement is “don’t wanna!!!” i believe that both gimanator and agagabagabag know this expression well…
*pies gimanator* can you believe that agagabagabag can’t eaven spell his own name out loud? he was telling the people at our table for whatever reason his internet name, and he said somthing like: ” agagabaga.. wait.. agagabaga.. oh. agagabagagag… no.. agagabagabaga… ” *I intervene* “I know how to spell it!!!!” hahahahahaa! “a-g-a-g-a-b-a-g-a-b-a-g- ” i win!! i like doing things like that.
weird, huh? hmmmm. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! *pies E2MB*
*pies Alice* *pies* *pies* *pies*
loooooooooong posts
(105), You never know which skills you’ll need for world domination. A command of Elizabethan English grammar might come in handy when you least expect it.
(106, 107),
Of course, a talent for concentrated cathassus is useful, too.
I’m for hpbs!*Pies everyone against hpbs*
what is an hpb anyway?
111- Hot Pink Bunny.
85- *fencing Prarilius Canix * *because of prier experience, completly whips him.*
bwa- ha- ha- ha- ha- haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! * lurches into a fit of laughter*
106- Who is this agabagabag guy? I sure feel sorry for him.
108- Shut the Texas up.
HotPinkBunny.
Robert-what does cathassus mean???
*pies all hpb-haters*
That’s “prior.” I am a spelling crusader, so watch out.
100-fool, that’s because i haven’t even gotten a chance to fence you yet! plus i do archery, and riflery, and fire shotguns…
as for 113-I shoot you in the rump with an arrow to show that you shouldn’t be so stuck up.
117- Shaddup. i’m stull better. And i’ve shot guns to. And dude, you and C++darkmage are FRIENDS. Jesus mike.
101-No it’s just fun.
And now…The List!
(Jadestone, to repay my debt, you get to choose one item and have it for free.)
A stolen and modified Pieng Extrordiare
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Two Smart Pie launchers,
Which I will post the picture of later, along withj the rest of the list.
114- Hey, it’s not my fault your name is unspellable
117- only because of boy scouts. i find earning all the badges tiresome. i quit. i am a self- apointed slacker. hahaha. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. ahaha.
119- it is fun!! you probly just lost a match and then gave up… !!
117- ahahahhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *jumps 2 feet in the air, spins around, and uses the momentum to fire 2 entomophagy pies going at 60 mph right at gimanators face.* *gimanator flies 6 feet into a wall* *i help him up saying:* “need a hand, friend? ” bwa-hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! ha.
So. i find the Pie War has turned into a War at last, eh?
121- Whilst the Darke Sorcerer of the C Plus Plus bendeth over to offer mocking aid to my comrade, I charge up and do smash my Bunnius Evilus Potte Pie into his face with much Relishe.
dont like bunny pie, no sir. *quickly gets over laughing fit and begins to smack Prarilius Canix over the head with a stale sourdough baget pie sword*
…”Darke Sorcerer of the C Plus Plus ” … i like it… not that i will begin embarassing myself by speaking like that, though… just saying… hm.
I command thee to cease! *pies with Elizabethan rabbit (I can’t remember the other name for them) pie*
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125- They’re “coneys”.
*Pies all Chuck Norris supporters and all Watership Down haters*
I like Watership Down.
*stealeth agagabagabag’s pie sword*
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*useth to disarm Darke Sorcerer of the C Plus Plus whilst he is distracted by my comrade*
*pieth Darke Sorcerer of the C Plus Plus Severale Millione Tymes*
*escapeth whilst he wipeth pie off pate*
Methinks that Gimanator and Alice, for bravery shown in battle, deserve a promotion to Noble Knights of the Order of the Cobbler. (No Knights can be promoted unless at the recommendation of a comrade.)
*runs through cobbler knight award ceremony and steals all awards, wich are used to smack Prarilius Canix over the head several Billion times!*
In payment for pieing my companion and fellow Knyte of Swetemeat, I shall hereby pie C++darkmage sevarale TRILLIONE times.
*pies*
*pies*
*pies*
*pies*
et cetera, et cetera.
133- Why hast thou a grudge against me? No matter, I shall take thee up on it. *pieth*
heh- heh… sorry, i am fostering three kittens, and the one in my lap, i was flapping his ears, and his head kind of looked like an eye wing.now i am petting the side of his head and he is purring and smiling… kittens are cute.
anyhooooooooo… i run with pies at my back jumping over tables, and pushing over passer by to jump into the river nearby, only to notice it is an artificial pond 2 feet deep. i swim to the other side, and continue running. some how i run in a circle and end up behind you. so, i turn around and find the pond…. i am confused. i create a momentary treaty between me, Prarilius Canix, and Alice so we can observ this phonomenon.
*pies Red-tailed HAWK with a atomic pie*
ooooooh. pretty mushroom cloud.
That should teach you not call me a boy.
117- you would probly just miss. oh, i just finished the druid that i started yesterday, Gimanator. he has a camel. he is Jarsali. bwa- ha- ha- haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
*admires mushroom cloud* Nice shot, Traggle. I especally like the way it changes colors.
*pies agagabagabag*
137- *pies traggle w/ own pie* Hmm, your right! It does look good!
135-if my friends hath been spoken to with forked tounge i will assisteth. *pieth c++ darkmage*
and 132-i thank you and receive the rewards with great humbleness(as a side note, since PC founded the knights of swetemeat, does he rank at noblest knight at the order of the pie, and if people join do they start at dumpling knight, or crustal page?)
138-why doth you laugh when you create but one person?
141- I rank but at dumpling knight, since I cannot elevate myself (hint, hint). All start at dumpling knight.
Very well, I shall promote you to Noble Knight of the Order of the Cobbler. Rise, Sir-er Prarlius Canix!
(Or would that be more Sir Prarilius Canix?)
*Pieth Agagabagabag*
*Pieth Darke Sorcerer of the Sea plus plus*
*Handeth Sir PC a well doneth Tarte*
*Congratulates Lady Knight Alice, and Sir Gimitator with well doneth Tarte (not in the face)*
*Goeth off to Pieth any knave mine eyes survey* *Who do not belong to the noble order of the Knights of Swetemeat*
*coups agagabagabag avec un pâté en croûte atomique*
Pie my alter ego, will you?
i like laughing. anyhooooooow, i put 7 sticks into the ground, tie the other end down, and put entomophagy pies at the tied down ends. *unsheathes pie stale baget sword* *cuts strings* *7 insect pies fly into the melee impailing Cinnamon Moon, Alice, Prarilius Canix, who flies into gimanator, E2MB, Jadestone, Glassboro, and traggle, who drops the pie he had in hand, and goes up in atomic flame.* hmmmm… it is pretty. kind of loud, though.
*pies C++darkmage* I hate having my internet down. I miss so much. *pies Nadine est tres intelligent’s alter ego* It’s great to be back, isn’t it? And to have me back, most importantly.
145- There are so many people with names like mine that are constantly pied. Agagabagabag, agabagabag, agagabagbag, and agagagabagabag are frequently pied and they all blame me, for some reason.
146- *Swallows pie* *Belches very, very loudly stunning Prarilius Canix who is brandishing sword in incorrect posture very nearby* Wow! Delish!
*Dumps bucket of cold water on Glassboro’s head to snap him out of delusion that people like him*
Where’s our wonderful leader, R-TH?
*pies agagabagabag* You should thank me for getting your name right. I actually try, and do. WITHOUT CUTTING AND PASTING
147-“traggle, who drops the pie he had in hand”
Are you saying that I’m a boy?
148- Nadine is my alter ego. I was just pieing agagabagabag from Nadine’s point of view, where she was seeing me being pied.
Just to clarify, in post 146, I wasn’t asking anybody to pie Traggle, who is my alter ego. Ishould have said “How dare yo pie my alter ego”, cause that makes more sense…
*pies C++darkmage with a gunpowder pie*
*little explosion compared to atomic pies*
*looks around seeing several mushroom clouds around her*
I gotta admit, this is pretty.
*sees that Traggle/RavenHawk is burnt almost to a crisp*
NOOOOOOO! By my magical powers of zapping, I will heal HER.
*zaps Traggle/RavenHawk*
Good as new.
Oh dear I need to pie some people seriously
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE c++darkmage, redtailedhawk, and agagabagabag
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155-
You have issues. I welcome you back and this is the thanks i get? *[}’s*
*pieth sea plus plus dark magacian* whatever that doth mean…
157- It means *Pies C++ Darkmage*
*Pieth Darke Wisarde Cee Pluse Pluse* That was with a Latin Textbook Pie. Not much of a splat, but it sends him to the ground with a most satisfying thump…
156 – Sorry. I appreciate the welcome, but you’re from the dark side. *hands over a towel and a cookie just to be nice*
Sorry I’ve missed this battle. *pies e2mb*
156- Define dark. I think your evil because you hurt animals, and i’m an environmentalist.
i congradulate praillius canix with one well done tart
161 – A group of Genetically-modified body-less hot-pink heads bent on taking over the earth and MuseBlog does not count as part of the environment to me. This menace must be stopped. And the reason I say you’re from the dark side is because you’re part of the side that supports a group of Genetically-modified body-less hot-pink heads bent on taking over the earth and MuseBlog .
*sends pietanks after the zemtee warriors and HPBs armed with glue pies and cow pies*
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163- First, they’re not genetically modified. Second, Those are only representations of them. You can see a full one on the pink bunny and green man thread. Third, no one has ever said that they want to take over Museblog. Fourth, Museblog is trying to takeover the world anyway, so why don’t you appreciate the help of HPBs?
Hey people on the Jadestone side! Come see this!
165 – Because the HPBs are selfish. If we let them help us take over the world, then they will want to control the world all by themselves and kick all MBers out of the high positions! Plus, they did take over MuseBlog for about 15 hours on April 1 but me and a few other loyal MBers finally drove them out after a lot of carnage!
I complained a lot, but I’m not sure that I helped drive them out. It was dreadful.
With a smiley army I will WRECK all other sides. Oops, I should be posting with a Scottish accent. Army!
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Magacian of the seas of pluses! I challenge you! *braindishes bagette and french bread swords*
i mean i challenge thee(it’s hard to keep up with elizebethan)
169-fires off cherry musket in an act of defence against armed bunnies(what is that their singing anyways? wait…wait…it sounds like…shoot me…shoot me…)
172- *Shoots* That’s what you want!
What happened? I guess we won. They Jadestone Side has stopped posting and all of the impartials left when i shot gimanator.
Just to make sure, though… wearebunniesandwearecute,peopleloveuswithoursnoots,wearecutecute,withoursnoots,wesayw00tw00t,withoursnoots,wearesuperdupercutesolivewithusandwewon’tsingthisanymore!!!
174- You did NOT win! Come and assist me, Knights of Swetemeat!
*pieth*
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YAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!!!! DEATH TO ZEMTEE!!!!!!!!!!!
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*pies agagabagabag with a brick pie*
Even if the Jadestone side is neutral, I still understand they are against the Zemtees, so I will stay by their side until the Zemtees are vanquished.
174- Oy! Not a chance! I fight till there’s no space left to fling a pie!!!
*loads cannon* FIRE!!!
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Is the Jadestone side neutral?
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Yes, but that’s not how we think about it. *pies everyone who took advantage of my being in Blairstown and unable to access a computer to say that they won the lesser pie war*
*pies everyone who doesn’t like W.D.**pies everyone who likes C.N.*
179- You can choose to be pro-hpb, anti-hpb, or neutral about the subject altogether.
179- Heck no.
181- That is not true, because all of you hate bunnies. if you like bunnies and join your side, the war loses its meaning. Jadestone is 100% anti~ :idea:, no matter what propoganda you spew out.
Zemteans, come I hope this works.
Oy. No luck.
Argh, how do you post links?
Argh, how do you post links?
no idea, agagabagabag. bwa- hahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaa! (some kids at school in p.e. have come to think of me as crazy because of this laughter, bot whot thee heckle?)
*sends pie tanks, ect after all non- zemtee allied groups, or peoples*
loaded
(~D= entomophagy, -D= dogliverbubble)
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commander= super bwa-hahahaaa pier
pieons (heheheheh…)= nnnoooonnn fighters
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parts of my tanks keep on getting cut off!!! argggh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
187- That actually makes sense. Sometimes i think that myself! Oh, and click on the pies on 179. You’ll find something… interesting.
182- I don’t hate the hpbs. Glossboro did, but doesn’t anymore. I pie people because it’s funa nd a good use of energy. *pies*
188- I think you’ll find that pies look better as [}, not D.
R-TH, i know that you can post links, so can you make on for http:www.musefanpage.com/blog/?p=789 please? Thanks. It’s the Jadestone and Glassboro planning thread.
yaaaaa! first post since fencing!!!
*pies gimanator* *hands agagabagabag 7 entomophagy pies*
bwaa ahahahhahahah ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *evil voice* Gimanator…
1745- i’m sorry! i’m sorry! my internet died for two days it wasnot fault!
as for 173-…i pie you so hard in the face with a pepperspray pie that pepper comes out of your ears! then, i drop a bowling ball pie on you so you flie though the earth to china!the, i shwack you with a french bread baseball bat so you fly 100 meters, then through 20 titanium steel walls, then fly into outerspace!!!!x(
i meant 175- im sorry im sorry my internet…blah blah blah it wasnt my fault…he…oops.But i am trying to help my own side!
*bounces up and down yelling creative insults at gimanator* *jumps at gimanator and begins throwing dogliverbubble pies with one hand, and brandishing a pie stale baget sword with the other*
*looooooooooooooooong hearty laugh* BWAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .
pieth magacian of the seas of pluses with one bowling ball pie
I pie thee, C++Darkmage. *pie* *pie* *pie* *pie* *et cetera*
Really? that not nice. *falls on ground and acts injured just to get attention*
*while his gaurd is off, i quickly spin my legs, trip gimanator, and fly in to the air throwing pies*
and i prefer “Darke Sorcerer of the C Plus Plus” to “magacian of the seas of pluses “…
if you prrefer to call me something in mock- Elizabethan/ embarrasingness as appose to just “C++darkmage”
200- This is a war, we shouldn’t have to care about what you prefer being called. On the contrary, we should ALL start calling you that.
(But I won’t, because that wouldn’t be very nice.)
Methinks I shall call you Cee Plus Plus Darke Wizarde.
202-i know. i just instinctively need to something like that.
and where is agagabagabags post?
and also because “Darke Sorcerer of the C Plus Plus” sounds better. but, that isn’t really my name. it is C++DARKMAGE!!! actually… that isn’t my name either, but oh well.
that is still better than magacian of the seas of pluses. at least it includes “Darke”, “something related to a plain “C” “++/Plus plus” and something that means a type of spell caster.”
*finishes dinner* i ate dinner between last post and 2 minutes ago. amazing, huh? whipeeeeeeee!!
203-what? no”ok” or “i understandeth?” fine, then.Methinks the side of setemeat shalt have but one more rule of the olden times i say it thus “no member shalt have the opportunity to pieth thy kin of the swetemeat side”(in other words if you’re on the swetemeat side, don’t pie the other people on your side)Ok? soundeth fair?
205- methinks i
shaltshall calleththouthee…magacian of the darke seas of pluses…whatdothdost thou thinketh?[This was painful. Learn proper Elizabethan, please. –Robert]
207- I wasn’t pieing anyone on my side. I wasn’t pieing anyone at all. What on earth are you talking about.
*always confused*
*throws pies at all the people making Robert wince*
Stop the Elizibethan! It’s painfull!
robert-sorry, sorry…:(
209-oh wait…what?*falls over dizzy* i must have read something wrong
plus, it’s not my fault I havn’t gotten a chance to learn elizebethan
No excuse! It’s not hard, and there are tutorials right here on the blog. See Comment 92.
I only use Elizabethan when I can do it right.
214 – That isn’t a link
I have an idea. Everyone from all sides shall work together to find a way to change Evilus into Nicegoodnus. If we need to pie people, there’s always the purple hares.
To help, say: I, (state your name) sign the pact of pie.
Pies agagabagabag. No way! I don’t like you very much.
217 – *pies*
am i supposd to sighn? *sips dutch cocolate/ cafiene drink* *runs around in circle* *pies gimanator 12 times * *laughs* *rolls on ground laughing* *gets up* looks toward agagabagabag and awaits orders.* should i reaserch a new pie, Donaldo?
when was the last time donaldo posted? is he still my superior? does he ever talk to me? ??? ect… …*RESEARCHES NEW PIE NEW PIE NWEW PIE>>>ECT …ECT …ECT*…
Omlette with marshmallow creme inside…pie…
Carmel-coated lima beans…pie…
Smores made with hamburger patties…pie…
Spice cake with chicken lard…pie…
Tuna and toffee ice cream with hot chicken grissle fat sauce all packed in a taco shell filled with beef and goat cheese topped with sweet and sour sauce…pie…
bird gizzards with a touch of malaria..good…pie…
mummified organs and bird feet…good…pie…
that is enough for now.
heh-heh…
C++darkmage, you are head chef till Donaldo returns.
*Throws one Weaponary Tarte unto Darke Sorcerer of the Seas of Pluses, which destroyeth all of the eville wizardes nastee Tartes*
hmm…that’s OK, robert, I don’t like to speak elizabethan that much anyway…i was already planning to start a side related to that anyway “Pastry pirates” I was thinking it would be like the knights of swetemeat, but you don’t have to speak elizebethan if you join.
The ranks would descend so.(You get a rank up if you have a certain amount of medals, which the fellow members of the pastry pirates would award there is a medal for bravery, determination, and helping the fellow members of the team)
Cabinboy of flour (0 medals)
Cook of the fillings (1)
Sailor of the pastries (3)
2nd mate of a cobbler (6)
1st mate of a Pecan Pie (10)
Captain of a rasberry pie (15)
Rear Admiral of a boysenberry pie (21)
Admiral of a cherrry pie (28)
Head Admiral of an apple pie (37)
General of all sweet tarts (47)
anyone can join if they want.
oh and *pies C++ Darkmage with a Bowling ball pie*
Wow. Would you be allied with us?
227-well, i could be, it’s not like i would be attacking you for no reason, unless you guys attacked me.
…and if a great threat ever arose we would team up against it!
sooooooo… you are the only one one your team,right? so it doesn’t matter what yor rank is, as there is nobody to award them, so are you looking to the out side for help? i demote you to Cabinboy of flour. BWAAAAAAAA-AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAh! i am chief pie chef!!! now i am so happy, i will go through the trouble of bolding all my speech.
AYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAwhipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “idea”
oops. it was supposed to be “:idea:”
and that was supposed to be bold, aaaaaaand i forgot to *scoops up the remains of my beloved destroyed pies, and shove them into gimanators mouth, and them give him a wreath of garlic to ward off vampires, and 5 packes of breath mints* i suggest you use all five packs, and then go brush your teeth. *hands shiny new tooth brush to gimanator*
um, i was already that rank, and you can’t demote me, you’re not on my side, and i’m assuming that other people will join my side.
*schwacks c++darkmage with my french bread base ball bat*
The reason that it seems like the JS side is anti-:idea: is that all of the people who hate them have been on our side at one point or another. But that doesn’t mean anything. JS and I are both neutral (I hate to use that word) and, in fact, (much as I hate to admit it) are… PWLs. For those of you who didn’t participate in the GPWs, PWL stands for pie war lovers. The PWLs, however, are the side that we have always fought against, as we temporarily joined with The Opposition, making us the JadeOps. Not a very nice name. But anyway, I really hope that people accept that I am neutral now.
Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!
That’s the new song.
Like it Zemtee peoples???
*Charges into battle*
Pieth all who oppose Zemtee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Got 2 go, but use those tanks till I return.
Thanks Zemtee folks!!! *sendsza sundae to each person*
OOPS they didn’t work… Will fix later!!! *runs*
Did people just ignore my post? *pies everyone who isn’t on the JS side*
I accept that you are neutral. I’m glad that’s not what we are fighting about now. But I still need to post that song because e2mb has made his own side since you went neutral.
HeyE2MBLOOKONTHEENDOFTHISLINEBUTGLASSBORODON’TLOOKNOJUSTE2MBYUPHEADTOTHEENDOFTHISLINEIFYOU’RENOTGLASSBOROSOYEAHEADTOTHEENDOFTHISLINEBECAUSEGLASSBOROSHOULDN’T.Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallyneversBunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallyneversBunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevers
I can accept that the JS side is neutral…I wil even stay on the JS side…unless R-tH decides to call me a boy again…then I will be wholeheartedly anti-R-tH…
239- That’s just making me want to look. I’ll look, but not say anything about it. *scrolls page to the right*
Wow. That’s long.
Sorry for the triple post, I’ll pie people in this one, I promise.
Sorry for saying something about that, I didn’t mean to. I meant nothing bad.
*pies everyone not on the JS side**pies agagabagabag just for the fun of writing his name**pies agagabagabag again*
what, no one wants to join my side? if jadestones are neutral…er…not involved in the bunny sides, they could join swetemeat of the pastry pirates!(hint hint)
I haves an idea. Since The Jadestone Side and Zemtee claim to stand for the same things, we should temporarily team up to rid the Musiverse of The Knights of Sweetmeat And Pastry Pirates!
That’s not very nice!
We aren’t neutral about the bunnies!!! We are very different, and so would not go well with the Jadestone side.
Hold it! I just found out that some of the bunnies are nice!
I didn’t know this before because the nice bunnies stay off the battlefeild and the evil bunnies who took over MuseBlog are the ones who attack me.
*pies the evil bunnies*
239 – That’s just weird.
*pies agagabagabag*
*pies c++darkmage*
*pies red-tailed hawk*
*pies the evil bunnies again*
I’m not really inclined to join with someone else, though. Of course, Jadestone makes the decisions. I’d be willing to join with The Op again, temporarily of course, if we took up the C.N. vs. W.D. argument again.
Swetemeat! This agagabagabag fellow poses too great a threat to be left unpied! Assist each other in the ridding of agagabagabag! *pies agagabagabag 9 octillion times!(with bowling ball pies)*
248- You haven’t noticed? The ones in my legions were mostly nice, but some means ones slipped in while i wasn’t looking. Want to help me exterminate the mean ones? We would disregard sides, while remaining on them.
I am sick of fighting about HPBs. Can we have a new topic? Not Chuck Norris and Watership Down (though that is an really good book) but something different? I mean, how long have we been fighting about this, anyway? Much too long.
I vote for a new topic! Who’s with me and what shall it be?
And because I am in a complain-y mood about the Pie Wars, I will say, the first thread looked like more fun. Could we stop just posting pictures of our pieing machines and go back to just throwing by hand? And what happened to the rest of the people on our side(s)?
Giminator formed the Pastry Pirates.
PC and Cinnamon Moon vanished inexplicably.
Just me over here on the Knytes of Swetemeat side. Maybe I’ll break off the treaty now, since I don’t speak in Elizabethan half the time anyways. That would leave the Knights of Swetemeat undefended and abandoned though.
This has become boring.
‘Bye all! I’ll come back and check up on it now and again!
On the great pie wars, we had weapons, and did even post pictures. Pie cannons came from them, and my Pi-War Wolves were invented at that time. There were also pie-animals, for example: Ishtar, Jadestone’s giant polar bear. I never got one, but Jadestone did give me the Soard of Perfect Sweetness. Look it up if you don’t know what that is. Speaking of my soard, I wonder where it got to… *looks in old chest* Here it is! Everyone, beware! *starts crazily swinging soard at everyone not on Jadestone side**eats!* Pies*
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No we will not stop with the bunnies. It is the current battle, and so if you can’t stand the long, dragged-out war, please don’t come in here, start your own side and change the fight. Not acceptable.
Anyway, I have been running around giving all of the bad bunnies a potion that will make them nice.BEGIN THE BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *BOOOM*
*PIES FLY AROUND THE ROOM SPLOOSHING ON JADESTONE SIDE AND SWEEETMEATS ETC ALL OTHER THAN ZEMTEE SIDE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
HeyE2MBLOOKONTHEENDOFTHISLINEBUTGLASSBORODON’TLOOKNOJUSTE2MBYUPHEADTOTHEENDOFTHISLINEIFYOU’RENOTGLASSBOROSOYEAHEADTOTHEENDOFTHISLINEBECAUSEGLASSBOROSHOULDN’T.Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarBunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarBunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesarecoolandreallynevershowuplate(whatever)soyea,Ilovebunniesandyouwilltoo,sojustgiveupandsaythey’recool!Bunniesrock,bunniesaregreat,bunniesar
I will now post a pie tank for each member of the Zemtee team:
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|;;;;;;;;;;Zemtee;;;;;;;RtH;;;;;;;=========…()…..()………()…….():;’/`’
|______________________/
/”0″””””””””””””””””””“““““““““““`0`\
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|;;;;Zemtee;agagabagabag;=========…()…..()………()…….():;’/`’
|______________________/
/”0″””””””””””””””””””“““““““““““`0`\
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|;;;;Zemtee;;C++darkmage;;=========…()…..()………()…….():;’/`’
|______________________/
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|;Zemtee;Donaldo the SAN;=========…()…..()………()…….():;’/`’
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/”0″””””””””””””””””””“““““““““““`0`\
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;;=========…()…..()………()…….():;’/`’
|;;;;;;;;;;Zemtee;;
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/”0″””””””””””””””””””“““““““““““`0`\
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|;;;;;;;;;;Zemtee;;;violindino;;;=========…()…..()………()…….():;’/`’
|______________________/
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240-Sorry!!! It wasn’t intentional! I just didn’t know. Really!
Glassboro-I fine you 30 pieces of chocolate for using green. And I know you’re a member of the popopo, and that’s what is so wrong. You know the GAPAs don’t like people using green. And that goes for all on the Jadestone side-taking the only color font there is as your own and using it when the GAPAs say not to.
*pies*
NOTICE TO ALL LOOKING FOR A SIDE: WE WELCOME YOU, AND WILL TREAT YOU WELL IF YOU JOIN US. JOIN ZEMTEE, THE SIDE OF SUNDAES!!!
A notice to all in the pie war right now: all of the bunnies are good now, so they only attack when threatened by you.I hope the pie tanks work, and lets go to battle!!!
Red-tailed HAWK, leader of Zemtee and ruler of the
s!!! 
I say kill the bunnies even though they are cute,
cause they sing that stupid song that comes out of their little snoot,
when I drove out the bunnies on 4/1 I said “w00tw00t!”
cause killing evil bunnies it just makes me want to hoot
Bunnies took MuseBlog over on the day of 4/1,
But with the angry poster’s help we whumped the bunny’s bun,
The bunnies are so evil they’re like atilla the hun,
Kill them all with pies and cannons (but please don’t use a gun).
KILL THE BUNNIES THEY ARE BAD
IF YOU DON’T I WILL BE SAD
AND BELIVE ME YOU’LL BE GLAD
WHEN MUSEBLOG IS RID OF THIS FAD
I say kill the bunnies even though they are cute,
cause they sing that stupid song that comes out of their little snoot,
when I drove out the bunnies on 4/1 I said “w00tw00t!”
cause killing evil bunnies it just makes me want to hoot
Bunnies took MuseBlog over on the day of 4/1,
But with the angry poster’s help we whumped the bunny’s bun,
The bunnies are so evil they’re like atilla the hun,
Kill them all with pies and cannons (but please don’t use a gun).
KILL THE BUNNIES THEY ARE BAD
IF YOU DON’T I WILL BE SAD
AND BELIVE ME YOU’LL BE GLAD
WHEN MUSEBLOG IS RID OF THIS FAD
I say kill the bunnies even though they are cute,
cause they sing that stupid song that comes out of their little snoot,
when I drove out the bunnies on 4/1 I said “w00tw00t!”
cause killing evil bunnies it just makes me want to hoot
Bunnies took MuseBlog over on the day of 4/1,
But with the angry poster’s help we whumped the bunny’s bun,
The bunnies are so evil they’re like atilla the hun,
Kill them all with pies and cannons (but please don’t use a gun).
KILL THE BUNNIES THEY ARE BAD
IF YOU DON’T I WILL BE SAD
AND BELIVE ME YOU’LL BE GLAD
WHEN MUSEBLOG IS RID OF THIS FAD
I say kill the bunnies even though they are cute,
cause they sing that stupid song that comes out of their little snoot,
when I drove out the bunnies on 4/1 I said “w00tw00t!”
cause killing evil bunnies it just makes me want to hoot
Bunnies took MuseBlog over on the day of 4/1,
But with the angry poster’s help we whumped the bunny’s bun,
The bunnies are so evil they’re like atilla the hun,
Kill them all with pies and cannons (but please don’t use a gun).
KILL THE BUNNIES THEY ARE BAD
IF YOU DON’T I WILL BE SAD
AND BELIVE ME YOU’LL BE GLAD
WHEN MUSEBLOG IS RID OF THIS FAD
…..__________________________
…/~~~The Pieing Extraordinare~~~..\____________________
…| ___…___…___…___…___…___…__________________| ==[}==[}==[}
…|.|___|..|___|..|___|..|___|..|___|..|___|.|
…\oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo/
…..__________________________
…/~~~The Pieing Extraordinare~~~..\____________________
…| ___…___…___…___…___…___…__________________| ==[}==[}==[}
…|.|___|..|___|..|___|..|___|..|___|..|___|.|
…\oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo/
…..__________________________
…/~~~The Pieing Extraordinare~~~..\____________________
…| ___…___…___…___…___…___…__________________| ==[}==[}==[}
…|.|___|..|___|..|___|..|___|..|___|..|___|.|
…\oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo/
…..__________________________
…/~~~The Pieing Extraordinare~~~..\____________________
…| ___…___…___…___…___…___…__________________| ==[}==[}==[}
…|.|___|..|___|..|___|..|___|..|___|..|___|.|
…\oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo/
…..__________________________
…/~~~The Pieing Extraordinare~~~..\____________________
…| ___…___…___…___…___…___…__________________| ==[}==[}==[}
…|.|___|..|___|..|___|..|___|..|___|..|___|.|
…\oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo/
…..__________________________
…/~~~The Pieing Extraordinare~~~..\____________________
…| ___…___…___…___…___…___…__________________| ==[}==[}==[}
…|.|___|..|___|..|___|..|___|..|___|..|___|.|
…\oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo/
…..__________________________
…/~~~The Pieing Extraordinare~~~..\____________________
…| ___…___…___…___…___…___…__________________| ==[}==[}==[}
…|.|___|..|___|..|___|..|___|..|___|..|___|.|
…\oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo/
…..__________________________
…/~~~The Pieing Extraordinare~~~..\____________________
…| ___…___…___…___…___…___…__________________| ==[}==[}==[}
…|.|___|..|___|..|___|..|___|..|___|..|___|.|
…\oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo/
That was repetitive, and mean. You only had to say it once, and besides, didn’t you read R-t H’s post? They would have left you alone if you hadn’t attacked them. Also, those were far too many “The Pieing Extraordinaire”s.
R-t H, I’m sorry for using green, but the Jadestone side has used it since the Great Pie Wars. Also, the Soard of Perfect Sweetness was green when I received it, and so shall remain beyond this day.
Why don’t we start a new topic, but let Zemtee stay, along with all of the other sides. The JS side’s staying, that much is obvious.
257- Yes, I don’t want to get rid of the different sides! I just want a better topic, because this one is old and tiresome. And besides I have almost no opinion whatsoever.
258- Yeah. But even though I would still have a seperate side if were were pieing over something I had an opinion on, it’d be a pleasnt change.
259- My point exactly. What’ll it be?
Hey, alice. If you join pastry pirates you don’t have to speak with elizabethan tongue. and i vote we get a new topic, too.
I’ll be allied with the Pastry Pirates, but I don’t really want to join. Technically I don’t have to speak in Elizabethan tongue anyways, since I was my own side before my side merged with the Knights of Swetemeat. How that is relevant I don’t know, but it is somehow.
oh i sees…a new topic, hmmm? i wonder…
Mac vs PC! Watership Down vs Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris vs Watership Down! Firefox vs Internet Explorer! Sightless teenage fish vs Sighted teenage fish! The possibilities are endless, and I might add Watership Down vs Chuck Norris!
Um . . . Out of all those I’d go for WD vs CN, but that, I’m sure, is old and tiresome to many people, so maybe something else. How about . . . Oh drat I don’t know.
240-um… that was me that accidentally called you a boy… well… it is hard to tell on this… um… ya… well…
new topic… because so many people hate D&D, how about if D&D is awsome or not? * all muse blogers jump at me and scream “nOoOOOO!”*
… so..
thanks for the tanks and sunday, R-T-H!!
*sends pie tank C++darkmage after all aposing zemtee*
*bunnies join to get back at E2MB*
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151— oops………………. ya..wasn’t R-T-H.
Yea. I’m sick of the bunny thing too. It’s too exhausting.
What exactly is Watership Dawn and Chuck Norris?
268-
Watership Down is a book about a bunch of rabbits that leave their home because one of them is having premonitions of doom, and they set out to find the ideal home and encounter lots of trials and tribulations on the way and afterwards. It is amazing. You can read an extremely butchered account of part 1 here, if you don’t mind spoilers and it will not prejudice you to Watership Down. I find it amusing, but I am embarrassed to think of it so when it’s so butchered. However, it is also accurate.
Chuck Norris is a martial arts/movie star guy whom I have never seen.
You can see right away which one I like.
266-267- R-tH called me a boy on the alter ego thread…and also once before that on one of the monthly random threads…
I also think WD v. CN would be interesting.
What about Time v. Newsweek?
Yay For TIME magazine!!!!!!!
I want to do WD v. CN, but I think that it wouldn’t be fair to the people that were in the original Pie War and are sick of that topic.
I don’t have an opinion about Time or Newsweek.
How about dogs vs. cats? Or meerkats vs. mole rats? Or Monty Python vs. … hm, what is the opposite of Monty Python?
273- I don’t know . . . someone boring . . .
Meerkats, all the way! And cats. (I am one, by the way. Or at least, if I had a daemon it would be a cat.)
NOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT dogs vs. cats!!!! That topic was the one that caused these bunnies to even exist!!!!!
275-Yes.
Traggle/RavenHawk/Rubea Hawken-I said I’m sorry!!! It was a mistake!!! I had no way to know!!!
Anybody else want to join the Zemtee side? I will make tanks for anybody who is a member of Zemtee and wants one.
269- Love it. What about the other parts, though?
277- Ask Em. She said on the blog treasures thread that she was working on part 2, but I haven’t seen it yet.
Red-tailed Hawk, when I first came onto the blog, you were a very nice person. I wanted to be your friend around here. But now this pie war has sucked me into the endless hatred of all of your kind! It’s made me dissapointed to have to fight you, since you’re such a nice MuseBlogger. I am now mad at the bunnies not only because I don’t like them, but because they have dug a deep canyon inbetween all of you MuseBloggers on the Zemtee side. Perhaps we could put our differing opinions on the hot-pink bunnies aside and just be nice to each other instead of constantly finding new ways to be mean?
279-Wha-wha-what??? Yo-yo-you setting aside that a-and being nice???
That was rather shocking.
And touching.
Wow.
Anyway, I’m running out of ideas or the war, so why don’t we just close this thread now? Things are winding down on all of the sides, we would have needed a new thing to fight about, the end of the school year is coming, summer is here, I think E2MB is right. People should be happy now, so a war is not what we need. I request this thread be closed as soon as this post is moderated.
It’s pointless to start anything else when we only have 20 spaces left on this page.
I hope the GAPAs agree.
Red-tailed HAWK
Um are we deciding not to close this then???
(281) There’s no need. Others may wish to comment or help establish the peace.
So the war is ending, then. I suppose that the winners here are the peacemakers! YAAAAY!!!!! Join the peacemakers! But i will miss this thread. *Sniff* Just for old times sake,
*pies E2MB*
*pies glassboro*
*pies Jadestone*
Yay! Peace is wonderful! I agree wholeheartedly!
Just for old times sake…
*pies red-tailed hawk with a lucious lemon meraingue pie*
*pies agagabagabag with a soft, delicious pumpkin pie*
*pies c++darkmage with a nice, delicate cream pie*
283- *pies back* There is no way that you win. The Jadestone side wins, just as they did last time. Besides, if we are going to end the war we all have to sign a treaty.
I will agree to a peace treaty… there’s really no reason for me to hold a grudge against Rt-H…Let’s bury the hatchet, shall we?
287-YAY!
I will stop hating the bunnies if:
1. The bunnies all convert to nice goodus
2. They don’t ever take over MuseBlog again
Clarification: I am no longer fighting the bunnies, but I still don’t really like them because some of them are still bad and they took over museblog once.
Ending the war? Aww, but okay.
*pies Zemetees* *pies Knights of Sweatmeats* *pies gimanator’s side*
*pies Jadestone side with key-lime pie, and hands them towels* *pies self with key-lime* [}~
What about the treaty we started on the other thread, before it got continued? I thik the man for aeiou wrote it…
Read it. Most doesn’t apply now. So, let’s see…
♦ ♦ The Banana-Cream Treaty [revised] ♦ ♦
– The sides in this Pie War (Zemtee, Jadestone, Knighthood of Wysdom, Chivalarie and Swetemeat, Pastry Pirates, ect) shall stop pieing each other over the Hot-pink bunnies, cats, dogs, ect. unless another pie-war is formally started by one of the Great Administrators
– The Hot-pink bunny species Bunnius nicegoodus will be allowed to roam free across Museica and live with Musers if the musers so choose. A muser may also request that the Hot-pink bunnies stay away from them if they do not cre for the species.
– The Hot-pink bunny species Bunnius evilus shall be re-located to a remote island and monitored. If they show signs of improvement and turn good, then they can be brought to Museica for rehab and turned into a nicegoodus.
– Musers may still pie each other on Birthdays, the Welcome, Newcomers! thread, and other places of this sort only if they keep their pieing to a minimum and in acts of cheerfulness and spontaneity, not in order to conquer each other or force someone to agree
[insert people’s signitures here]
What do you guys think? Any changes I should make?
291- Sounds good. Here’s my signature:
~Alice~
w-what? this thread is ending??? nooooooooooooo…why can’t we just pick a new topic? i vote Pcs vs Macs. Please???
All of the bunnies ARE nicegoodness now.
But if that changes, so the
s just roam free, here:
~~Red-tailed HAWK, the Leader of Zemtee and Ruler of the Bunnies~~
YAY!
291- Perfect! YAY! To sign the treaty, copy it and the other signatures and then write your name. You can also make a fancy title.
♦ ♦ The Banana-Cream Treaty [revised] ♦ ♦
– The sides in this Pie War (Zemtee, Jadestone, Knighthood of Wysdom, Chivalarie and Swetemeat, Pastry Pirates, ect) shall stop pieing each other over the Hot-pink bunnies, cats, dogs, ect. unless another pie-war is formally started by one of the Great Administrators
– The Hot-pink bunny species Bunnius nicegoodus will be allowed to roam free across Museica and live with Musers if the musers so choose. A muser may also request that the Hot-pink bunnies stay away from them if they do not cre for the species.
– The Hot-pink bunny species Bunnius evilus shall be re-located to a remote island and monitored. If they show signs of improvement and turn good, then they can be brought to Museica for rehab and turned into a nicegoodus.
– Musers may still pie each other on Birthdays, the Welcome, Newcomers! thread, and other places of this sort only if they keep their pieing to a minimum and in acts of cheerfulness and spontaneity, not in order to conquer each other or force someone to agree
[~agagabagabag, army comander and legion general of Zemtee~ ~Alice~]
♦ ♦ The Banana-Cream Treaty [revised] ♦ ♦
– The sides in this Pie War (Zemtee, Jadestone, Knighthood of Wysdom, Chivalarie and Swetemeat, Pastry Pirates, ect) shall stop pieing each other over the Hot-pink bunnies, cats, dogs, ect. unless another pie-war is formally started by one of the Great Administrators
– The Hot-pink bunny species Bunnius nicegoodus will be allowed to roam free across Museica and live with Musers if the musers so choose. A muser may also request that the Hot-pink bunnies stay away from them if they do not cre for the species.
– The Hot-pink bunny species Bunnius evilus shall be re-located to a remote island and monitored. If they show signs of improvement and turn good, then they can be brought to Museica for rehab and turned into a nicegoodus.
– Musers may still pie each other on Birthdays, the Welcome, Newcomers! thread, and other places of this sort only if they keep their pieing to a minimum and in acts of cheerfulness and spontaneity, not in order to conquer each other or force someone to agree
[~agagabagabag, army comander and legion general of Zemtee~ ~Alice~ ~E2MB~]
294 – How do you change the font?
I don’t like doing this, but oh well.
♦ ♦ The Banana-Cream Treaty [revised] ♦ ♦
– The sides in this Pie War (Zemtee, Jadestone, Knighthood of Wysdom, Chivalarie and Swetemeat, Pastry Pirates, ect) shall stop pieing each other over the Hot-pink bunnies, cats, dogs, ect. unless another pie-war is formally started by one of the Great Administrators
– The Hot-pink bunny species Bunnius nicegoodus will be allowed to roam free across Museica and live with Musers if the musers so choose. A muser may also request that the Hot-pink bunnies stay away from them if they do not cre for the species.
– The Hot-pink bunny species Bunnius evilus shall be re-located to a remote island and monitored. If they show signs of improvement and turn good, then they can be brought to Museica for rehab and turned into a nicegoodus.
– Musers may still pie each other on Birthdays, the Welcome, Newcomers! thread, and other places of this sort only if they keep their pieing to a minimum and in acts of cheerfulness and spontaneity, not in order to conquer each other or force someone to agree
[~agagabagabag, army comander and legion general of Zemtee~ ~Alice~ ~E2MB~~Glassboro~]
ܶ ܶ The Banana-Cream Treaty [revised] ܶ ܶ
– The sides in this Pie War (Zemtee, Jadestone, Knighthood of Wysdom, Chivalarie and Swetemeat, Pastry Pirates, ect) shall stop pieing each other over the Hot-pink bunnies, cats, dogs, ect. unless another pie-war is formally started by one of the Great Administrators
As all of the bunnies are nice now, they shall all roam free around Museica, and shall not be wounded or killed. People may request they be kept out of a certain area if they do not care for them, but they have a defined range where they cannot be taken from.
– Musers may still pie each other on Birthdays, the Welcome, Newcomers! thread, and other places of this sort only if they keep their pieing to a minimum and in acts of cheerfulness and spontaneity, not in order to conquer each other or force someone to agree
[~agagabagabag, army comander and legion general of Zemtee~ ~Alice~ ~E2MB~~Glassboro~ ~~Red-tailed HAWK, the Leader of Zemtee and Ruler of the Bunnies~~
]
Oh and I didn’t make my name in a fancy font because I wanted everyone to be equal.
Can we end this thread now, since the treaty has been signed, on this great 300th post??? PLEASE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
[And so peace was declared, and the latest, though probably not last, of the Great Pie Wars came to an end. –Robert]