Step right up to receive your welcome pie and ask the old hands what’s going on around here. First, though, please read The Rules. You might also glance at The HG2MB (Hitchhiker’s Guide to MuseBlog).
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Welcome to the museblog
just join right in the fray
and if you post here long enough
it might make sense some day
The GAPAs are ou leaders
they read each thing we write
they do their jobs quite faithfully
even if it keeps them up at night!
Welcome!
Welcome to the Museblog. Feeding the elves is not permitted. I am the OAE of the blog, here to help you on your way with quotes from the most wholly remarkable book in the galaxy, H2G2. (See ‘May’ thread for further information.)
“Insanity is a gradual process. Don’t rush it.”
“Look, baby, I am up to here with cool, OK? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.”
“It’s not often that a day goes so perfectly according to plan, is it? Just half an hour ago I decided that I would go mad. And here I am, chasing a Chesterfield sofa across the fields of prehistoric Earth!”
“You need a reservation for the afterlife?”
“Life is like a grapefruit.”
“Life. Don’t talk to me about life.”
“More than you can possibly imagine.”
That’s a very short list of all the useful, funny, or scintillatingly brilliant quotes. It’ll have to do for now, though.
Oooooo! A new one! Welcome to MB!
Welcome
nice song Skipper Nancy
PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i am the COOLEST person on Museblog, and if you dont know who i am, you will be permanently kicked off of muse blog. to change your color, do this :a: see?
click her- https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=264
correction- her = here
(post 6) What the pink penguin did not explain is that Yayforthehotpinkbunnies! was actually her, only under a different name.
Just so that you know, seniority doesn’t really matter here. If you ♥ Muse, we won’t bite…..for the most part…
Who’s new…I can’t keep track
I’m almost not a newbie, so I can welcome people! I can welcome people anyway, but………
I agree, PPanda. Who’s new?
velcome, my littl spanish galleons!
Velcome, velcome. Come to our precious Blog, yees yees, come here little childrens, come and pour your life and soul into the precious Blog.
hello all you little new peples. And Commodore was right. we don’t bite but we do pie people.
Lol, I notice there haven’t actually been any new people here yet, have there?
There might have been some lurkers, but they’ve probably all fled in terror.
*smiles sweetly* welcome, all ye shipwrecked travelers! Come partake in the gentle conversation. Join us as we calmly discuss matters of import and matters of amusement. Come bask in the warmth of our comeraderie. *bursts into flame, dissolves into ash, is reborn*
Oops, sorry. DId I mention that we frequently let out imaginations run away with us? I’m ot the only person who personifies their name. I have several other forms, as well. My most favored after my namesake is a large rinocerous.
Hey! Where are ya goin’?
Personifictaion! whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
lets welcome all the newbies.
*turns evil splinter into gold plastic spoon*
yayyyy!!! my first entry on a muse blog!!!…..im soooo excited!!……after reading the entry before mine……im am not a newbie…….-sniff-…….such mean ppl…from now on all new ppl will be called…….. ill get back to u on that….so all new ppl after me…..HI!!!…….being new is cool!!…..BYEZ
Wait! You haven’t told us your favorite kind of pie!
Oh, well. Anybody want to present Soni with a pie in absentia?
Does soni get a prize for being the first newbie to post on the newbie thread?
Booger.
Soni’sprize:
*PIE*
Hi, Soni!!!!
*throws custard pie at Soni*
um how do you start a thread
GAPAs start the treads, but you can make a suggestion for a thread here:
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=262
i wannna pie Soni. how do we no that Soni isnt an old MB, who is pretending to be new. for all u no, Soni could be ME! im not but it was an idea
Soni- because you are new, you now have 2 write me a 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 word essay about how cool i am, and dont try to write less because i will copy it, and paste it into Microsoft word, and then do word count.
hola, nee-how, conechewa, bonjour, hello, whatever!!!!!
aliens are not allowed, or the mimick of one, neither is the saying allowed, “take me to your GAPA”, but anyway, of the subject,
the lad and the lady may taketh from my table, as well as the butter is spar’d.
Welcome to the land of randomness!
*turns lightbulb into gecko doing the jig just because she can*
hi!
Welcome, TNDS!
wait- whose TNDS? has s/he posted anything?
See comment 32.
oh- hie TNDS!
*pies him with special welcome pie*
take me to your GAPA
aaagghh!!!
cool! an alein! are you from the same planet as me?
HELLO!
haha. nobody knows who I am.
The GAPAs probably do. They know all, see all, and hear all.
are yougoing to tell us or are you just going to gloat?
TNDS (41, though it’s actually “TNAS” there),
Does your sister steal dandelions, too?
wahts a aendelion?
i should’ve been welcome-pied 10 days ago.
I DEMAND A REFUND!
….pickle.
Sorry, our oversight.
*Pies SSJ with a samosa.*
That was different. Usually I’m on the receiving end.
*pies SSJ twice so she doen’t feel unloved*
does anyone want a giant eclair…thing?
ever since i announced that i was trying to give up that stuff for a while, certain relatives hav become obsessed w/ giving me eclairs, GS cookies, etc + trying to see if i actually eat them or not…
cmon guys. it looks relly good. one of you should take it. ill leave it next to the monitor!
im not actually new just havnt been on since january!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
are there any people also not from America like me, im from new zealand
it was just a typo. sorry. yes. I know, GAPAs know all. since I think you know who I am, GAPA, how do you know? Can you tell by the computer I’m using or something? How do you know??!?
Ah, I missed this thread when I first joined. ::Prepares to be pied:: BTW, my favorite kind is blueberry.
ack. I can’t spell!
d-a-n-d-e-l-i-o-n. I feel so much better now.
If you insist…
*pies SSJ*
*and pies all other newbies*
Does this count as virtual hazing? Or just a virtual initiation rite??
Hey! Wow, I didn’t freak people out so much they left?
I don’t think I was ever pied…no, actually, I was. never mind. you can still pie me if you want.
well i dont hav any blueberry pie, but here…
*gives headcase her weird eclair thingie*
hehe……..
I was self-pied. Many times. For example, watch this:
Just remember, we’re all Musers he–*cucumber pie in the face*
Nobody’s ever pied Me! *sniffs and looks miserable*
I want a pie!
*Lemon Merengue pies APD*
the concept of being alien is complicated. One must isolate one self from the opposing species, so that the flow of Science Fiction may proceed. If one is discovered as reality, science fiction becomes nonfiction, which destroys a whole genre of creative and abnormal literature, a cruel blow to the species.
Actually, being a alien is an art. Or more like the show I have seen with my mizocomy amplifier from space of Mission Impossible. You must spy around, but do good to the human or other creature, (ones I have found are called yutchas, miles, and bragrranozze-lajroa-idn which took a complicated mathematical equation to interpret to this museblog’s language). For instance, I was not clever enough and the humanoid scientists soon discovered I had cleaned their sattelite. But none of you may spread this with your friends. It is of top secret importance, for your IQ is higher than the average humanoid’s I have found. Immaturity, disguised as a form of intelligence, for not wanting to be like the others, which are average and unexplicably low IQ levels, is a common study of your evolving. But see, I wipe the cameras so you can discover more of my planet, allowing you to evolve. I want you humans to get so smart that you will not insist on us being terrorists when we are trying to give you knowledge, and experiment on you. Why experiment? You may think. We want to find a cure for the fever known as “wargralt” or need to kill one another. We aliens agree with each other easily, and never kill one another. We have no need for laws because we abide to common sense as a gene encoded in what your humanoid scientists call DNA. We wish to pass this trait on to you, so that you will not need to decrease your population to keep room on your planet by instict. If your planet overcrowds, you can bring your fascinating articles (flora and fauna I believe they are called) over to our planet Hameroid so that we can study them. Strangely, your aircrafts used for studying and simple transportations, are similar to ours. We use optical illusions (green little big-headed, ant-eyed, two-fingered martians) to keep you from guessing our real form. For if you do, science fiction, a most accurate art of determining our reality, will be lost, and you will derastically devolve. Well, I have shared information vitally important to keep from you humans with you musebloggers. But I believe your IQ is so high, your description does not fit the average human intelligence, and you will not become what I believe is called a snitch.
I hope this is the average length of one of your “posts.”
Well goodbye, we hope to see you on our planet soon!
That was profound.
I cry.
-cry-
But in any case, welcome, and so on.
I’m going to copy RA’s post onto the “Art of Being an Alien” thread.
Yeah, you can never say “Just remember, we’re all” followed by “Musers here” without getting pied. *Gets pied for mentioning it*
GAPAs are so smart…
Oh, yay! I just realized I got 42nd post!
koniciwa! it’s spelled with a k!
y4hpbs/penguin, you can’t go around telling people that you’re the best person here. that’s the GAPAs. and me of course. jk. and the nac mac feegle.
welcome pie? what welcome pie? I never got a welcome pie!!
*gasps*
*pies brave sir robbin*
I never got one either!!
hey, if you havent checked out “Singing:, you should. there’s some cool…stuff there.
Hey guess what? Ive been on the museblob for 4 MONTHS and I never got a welcome pie. Never! *snibble* I mean, I’ve been pied for other stuff, but no welcompie for me…*sniffsob*
I shall now go curl up in a corner and die.
Or just not talk to anyone untill the GAPA send me virtual Choklit and I get my welcome pie.
*departs in misary*
i never got a welcome pie. and i came during a fairly dry period. just after AF2, i believe. no body even said “welcome, em!”. you were a pretty tight clique back then.
How remiss of us. Forgive us, Jadestone and Em.
Anyone care to do the honors…?
ebeth was astonished that i got out of skool early because it snowed. does that count?
Why don’t you and Jadestone pie each other? Virtual chocolate cream would be good. Or brownie pies. Yum.
I suppose it would be better coming from someone who was here when you arrived. Where is Ebeth when you need her?
Hey! I never got a welcome pie either. I would pie Em and JS, but they were here way before me and it wouldn’t be the same.
EBETH!!! you are needed for pieing duties!
*nuclear pie that blows up everybody*
Happy?
lol
I got welcome hot pink bunnies. It made me feel special. GAPA, you should put the welcome bunnies up in the description!!!
Come to think of it, i’m not sure i got a welcome pie either. Of course, i’ve been pied menny other times for various reasons, so no point doing it now. Anyway, that was a suicide bombing. I just pied myself.
Ebeth was at jazzy band when you needed her and *gasp* david actually came this time! As did peter and sean. FOUR trumpets. A miracle. And aaron wasn’t there…yessss. (he probably came on tuesday…i laugh…) We voted for who gets the shiny plaque if that’s how you splel it. I voted johnathon cuz he’s pretty amazing. Even if his reed gets stuck
Yeah, so we thought about who else we could force to join because we definitely DON’T want aaron on third part. Fingers crossed some freshies come next year, cuz right now it looks like a losing battle. Tyler and Devin are in lacrosse (they actually had a game last night-and get this, they were winning! It was incredible. They’ve only ever won one game. Ever. Of course, i don’t know that they won this time-when we got out it was 7-1, and when dad drove by five minutes later after picking me up, it was 7-3.) and Andy’s a lazy bum and a 1337 punk (loser. Although i think he just does that to bug me cuz he didn’t used to) who erases haikus (inside joke-if you want explanation ask, but this post is too long already, and has absolutely nothing to do with the topic. Except for the pie.)
LB’s at Tar Hollow!!! It’s a camp the middle skoolers go to-OVERNIGHT!!! NO LB!!! w00t!!!! Peace and quiet. Aaah. Nice.
Is this were we go to get our newbie pies?
soni hasnt written me my essay yet.
some one tell me Welcome Back, because i am really highly depressed to day
Aloha, PSPoP! Please do me a favor and pie LIHPBs (79) with something sticky and flavorful, would you? Thanks.
Welcome back the pink stalking penguin of penzance who is way cooler than youll EVER be! We missed you!
81-With pleasure
*pies love is hpbs with a pie made up of melted down “loser” *cof* deathly *cof cof* jelly belly jelly beans*
jadestone- awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww im now giddily happy that some one cared about me.
can there PLEASE be a We ♥ the pink stalking penguin of penzance thread. PLEASE???????????
*looks at the GAPAS with those Pus in Boots eyes from Shreck 2*
my cousin has met and had a conversation with Antonio Banderas.
it true. she goes to skool with Antonios daughter
Antonio banderas rocks…
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there is a really specilal please up there. find it!
what is with the pink stalking penguin of penzance. does she have issues or WHAT?
*stutters because she is about to do something horrible*
p-p-ppwease?
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Marvin is MEAN!
91- Durst thou? Doom.
Hey, Newbies! *pies*
Everyone here has issues, Marvin. No normal kids read Muse. Ask around: People will tell you whats wrong with them.
I’m somewhat hoping Marvin comes back and converts to Muse
She’s bound to be impressed by your enthusiasm.
I was just at the library, and I saw an issue of Muse. Naturally since everyone here is takling about it, I decides to check it, and a bunch of previous issues out. All I can say now is…
IT ROXS MI SOXS OFF!
omg- now i know why you people here are so insane and happy.
Resistance is Museless. Someone, please: another pie for our newest kokonspirator!
*pies Marvin* The vision is catching on.
dear great GAPA(s) would you pwease put me on the Who’s Here list? I think I started blogging on may 6 or 7. thanks!!!!
MG (99),
Hm, looks like a graham-cracker-crumb crust. What kind of pie was that, anyway?
Kiki (100),
May 7, but please don’t say “pwease.”
*100th post dance*
omg thanks o great GAPA(s)!!!!
here is a samosa!!
*GAPASPLATTT*
oh sorry GAPA. here, i’ll just say P*ease instead.
In fact, Marivn, this website is all about Muse. So sit back and become one of us, you’re welcome to join the insanity!
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ALL MY PWEASE’S???????????????????
I DEMAND AN ANSWER
NOW!!!!!!!
wanna know why i picked this name
Hint: HGTG
i LUV the book and the movie is pretty good too
You have a lot of company. Everybody here knows who Marvin is. Take a look at the blog’s Douglas Adams and Happy Birthday, Douglas Adams! threads.
I recently discovered who Marvin is. So I’m no longer a clueless dork.
I haven’t read HG2G, nor LOTR, Nor HP. Will I be attacked by an angry mob?
Yes. *pies copper yeti*
*skims thread*
wow, can someone plz save this thread before it ventures so far off topic…that it nvr returns? plz?
hi marvin!
PLEASE stop saying pwease. I think my IQ drops a point everytime I read it.
Thanks.
Peace, love and an absence of pweases, right?
pwease?
Listen, here, Musbloggers. We have to change our ways. Mogomerygurl is leaving because we have so many convos at once. Lets try to keep it down to one.
Also: Try to post less, so its easier to keep up with
POOR MG> its all my fault.
*hits herself with a halibut*
(dont ask)
sorry i haven’t been musebloging should do more over the summer.
Gapas-
Can you change the backround colour? Please? To Orange? It would be so cool!
DARTH YODA, NO COLOR SIGESTIONS!! Remember what Happened LAST TIME????
No, I don’t.
‘Twas the First of April… Aye, a strange, strange day in the history of blogdom.
what happened?
Well everyone, I would just like to announce that you have probably just read my very first post!(assuming that you are, in fact, literate) Congrats! I’m soooo happy to know that there are people just like me who freak themselves out sometimes (not to mention everybody else)YAYAYA!!! *happy dance with pillow* oh yes, and this is my yo-yoing pillow. Don’t insult him. Don’t even think about it.Or else.
Mae govannen, RandomElf! Our welcoming committee will be on hand shortly to greet you and your pillow in our customary way. Welcoming committee…?
I have a friend who loves HG2G, does that count?Oh sorry for breaking the thread. What’s all this about a day after the last day March? More commonly known as the day before the day after the first day of April?
Ahem. Axa has never welcomed before, excuse any bad aim.
-PIES-
Welcome!
hi RandomElf!
what kind of elf are you?
Axa (126),
Good shot! What kind of pie was that?
*pies RandomElf with pumpkin pie because she thinks she’ll try her shot at welcoming*
Welcome!
Though neither Axa nor I have welcomed before, one of us has to do it right.
*pies RE* welcome!!!
Wow, a whole pie-ing squad. Thanks, gang. RE will feel welcome indeed.
YAYAYA!! I feel sooo loved!! And I already hayve a nickname!! How nifty!! Oh and as to what kind of elf I am, my mom brags about “Galadriel’s line” or something, and my dad is one of the infamous Nac Mac Feegle (not really elves at all) so I’m really sorta hybrid and out of proportion. I do like cranberry juice, though.
Yo, RE! There’s a really great RPG going. Kokopelli and some evil LOTR dude whi I can’t remember the name of are trying to take over Middle Earth and Kokonino! Type “RPG” in the search box and click the first thread. (something crossed out – “Muse RPG version 2006.2”)
ooo we have a half Nac Mac Feegle on the museblog! Exciting!
*pant pant pant* poo, I’m late! last member on the welcoming commitee!
*PIE PIE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*does not feel left out and cannot remember whether she had a welcoming pie or not.* i think not. theres no need to stress yourself over pieing me. *RE is pied, several times.* i had plenty of pies during the greatest pie war ever! and still have a lot left.
*Pies RE with every kind of pie imaginable*
I hope that was good enough.
WOW! I feel… caked with pie *several half-hearted chortles* Thanks everbody!! Oh,and my favorite pie is NOT lemon Merangue (spelling?) because I ate so much of it once that… projected the contents of my stomach and It’s quite a… sensation. So yeah, but I do LOOOVE Strawberry-rhubarb pie. I can’t spell for the life of me, just to let you know.
Kali- how’d you do that triangle thingy? I am really behind on the artistic aspect of the computer world
*pies FantasyFan with belated Welcoming pie*
Hallo RE, I like you already. *pies with strawberry rhubarb pie*.
RE, there is an “HTML and other computer tricks” thread that might be able to help. search it in the search bar above
*pies otzi* i told you not to bother with pieing me.
Coontz-sensei! Reporting to welcoming thread, sir! Can I help you with anything?
Oh! *sticks up invisible quasi-particle pie-repelling board to protect self from FF and Skipper Nancy*
Much better.
YUUUUUUMMMMMM
Thanks, PurplePanda. I’ll try them out soon YAYAYA
You’re nice too, TSN. I got such a nice welcoming… I may NEVER LEAVE!!!
My pillow is feeling generous and
shall now give us all a profound insight:
Look on the bright side, I find that you can’t see anything good in the dark.
Wow, That’s deep…
llo, tis me! Jadestone! elcome all you newcomers!
Hi, Random Elf. It’s nice to meet you. Your initials are very nice as well. Do you have any Museblog Qs we can answer? Do you read Robert Heinlein? I do!
Who is Robert Heinlein? I’m sure he’s good, but I seem to have missed out on him. Do tell. Pillow is going crazy with curiosity (No pillow, that wasn’t an insul- STUPID PILLOW NO BITING!!! OOOOW!!AAACKOKK! *pies pillow*) okay, he’s under control now.
(138) I got it off the symbols menu in Microsoft Word. It’s the Greek letter delta. Just writing “D” is so boring. I programed word to write greek letters using the alt+(1234567890 or +)
hey I new LOOK at me
Wach for my post
Muse is like soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
cool
Welcome to the Museblog, NfC! All newbies get a pie in the face. *pies NfC with key lime pie* Congrats!
Hi! *pies NFC*
NFC sounds like KFC, and at KFC they serve mashed potatos. Mashed potoatos are esentially potatos, which Idaho is famous for growing. Pillow’s mom grew up in Idaho, so you must wwant a key lime pie. Here ya go!! *splat*
*pies NfC with pumpkin pie*
I have welcomed two people now! go me!
hi!
im not new.
if anyone happens upon my name, will they plz give it back?
NFC, your name offends me.
(155) is that you emogrl?
(152) Awesome logic, RE!
#157: *takes back name* si, gracias.
*pies NFC* with a pie from KFC (do they have pies?) if they don’t, here is another pie just in case….from a bakery
*pie*
Panada- Who doesn’t have pies? I think it’s against the law, or somthing.
Oh, and Pillow would like to apologize for his uncivilized behavior with the attacking. At least thats what I THINK he’s trying to say… you can never be too sure… (NOT an insult, I swea- ACCCCKKKK!!!) *wipes feathers off face* I need to watch what I say more carefully. You’d think that I’d have learned by now…
yeah… i wish there was a pie war thread.
*still wiping pie from face*
Thank you, i think
156- if my name offends you don’t read my posts
sorry I have to say it,
my birhdays june 6
:a: Hello! I’m a newbie. Did the font change color?
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Well, that’s 72 thread requests Rosanne and I won’t have to think about.
Welcoming committee..?
*pies Glassboro*
Peppermint. *chuckles evilly*
Velcome!
Was that a toothpaste pie?
*pies Glassboro*
No. Just peppermint.
Although a toothpaste pie would be a very good idea. Anybody here have bad teeth? *stretches throwing arm*
No, I think that Koko finally found his keys. Or someone else did.
But that was not toothpaste.
It didn’t feel or taste like peppermint.
Maybe it got diluted by Purple Panda’s pie. Anyway, consider yourself well welcomed!
Is my text green now?
Haillo Glassboro. Welcum. It seems you have already had your newbie pie. I be The Skipper.
Just checking these ones out!
*pies Glassboro with pumpkin pie*
hola! hmm…i need a creative idea for a pie
how about hummus & feta?
good stuff.
*splat*
hummus and feta…sounds good.
my favorite is grapes and mustard!
is kidney pie actually made out of kidneys?
Yep, emogrl, it really is. I had some kidney pie once at a restaurant in England. I really wanted to like it. I really didn’t. Dessert was good, though — blackberry trifle.
if you really want to throw pies outside of the newbie welcoming stuff, go to the pie war thread. and join my side please! its piewar lovers something we all love.
Fantasyfan give me a link PWEASE
never mind I found it ( the pie war thread was what i was talking about)
good. because i dont know how to post links. not even the html thread helped.
*pies Glassboro NfC* Welcome!
**Glassboro and NfC….I really can’t type today…
trifle is totally froody! (did i use that in the right context?…dont make fun of me) i love strawberry trifle w/ white cake & vanilla pudding.
how to make trifle:
you will need:
instant pudding
any type of cake
any type of fruit
break up cake into pieces & put in a bowl. top w/ the pudding & decorate w/ the fruit. incredibly easy as well as incredibly good.
FF, all you need to do is post the URL and it makes a link automatically
No it doesn’t. Not unless the GAPA changes it.
But you can just post the URL and make these lazy bums copy+paste it into the leetle bar up above. Mwahaha. I know…such HARD WORK!
Yeah, emogrl (190), trifle is awesome. The first time I ever had it was at the home of two UC Berkeley botany professors, the great Herbert and Irene Baker. They were originally from England and hosted student gatherings featuring yummy trifle.
Woah — flashback to graduate school times. Haven’t been there for a while.
(190) no worries. The nice thing about froody is that it works in virtually ever single context imaginable.
I love trifle. I had really good trifle last Christmas. I ate so much of it, I thought I would never want to see trifle again. But then I had some more for breakfast the next morning.
hmmmmm *yawns* my is it late…now i want trifle…
huh?
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
oh—*is relieved*
ok that was pretty weird. its almost pitch black in here except for the monitor screen, and i just looked out the window & saw something moving – and totally freaked, in case you didnt notice – and it turned out to be the reflection of the comp. screen.
…i relly dont get enough sleep.
I had cold pizza and instant ramen for breakfast today, and it was surprisingly good. No, I didn’t pull a Largo and pour milk in the ramen, but I was kind of sleepy and put pepper on it, for some weird reason. I just woke up, and found the house empty. My family left notes saying that they are, respectively, at work, at a friend’s house, or at school. So you MBers will have to keep me company.
i just had a bottle of iced tea…im getting addicted to that stuff
I was reading the whos here and just to help you out purplishglass DOES =Watermelonstars
*Wondering if she should mention that she’s never been pied, then decides she likes it that way.*
oops. Was I thinking loudly again?
Drat.
*Hands Veralidaine a slice of strawberry-rhubarb pie with a scoop of vanilla ice cream (the kind with little dark flecks of ground vanilla bean in it) on the side.*
YUM!! just thinking about S-R pie mates me drool uncontrollably. DRAT!! How do you clean between the keys on a keyboard? I think I need a new one… gross,,,
ooh, ice cream… *dreams*
i havent had any of that stuff since last summer…ive got to go downtown again & see if coldstone is open.
Welcome, Newcomers!!
*happy talk*
GTG!! bye!
gosh, thanks! I’m deeply touched. I’ll probably be floating on a happy-cloud for days!
*modestly avoids mentioning that she, too, never recieved an official newbie pie*
*pies SN*
Wow. I feel completely ancient, there are so many newbies. I was the freshest newbie for like, a month!
Short Summary of MuseBlog
Several Muse-reading&loving adolescents congregate virtually and participate in Pie Wars, Round Robin Ritin’, Role Playing Games, and general insanity. Administrators (Robert Coontz and Roseanne Spector) look at everything we type. Other Musely people, like Paul Baker, drop by sometimes.
Hey everyone, does it sound like this’ll score big with the bias committee?
Other Short Summary of MuseBlog:
Insanity rules metrically when a group of Muse-reading teenagers gather, under the watchful hand of the GAPA (Rosanne Spector and Robert Coontz) to share life, the universe, and everything. Towels and pies are strongly recommended for the visitor, as well as impenetrable armor and a strong disposition. It isn’t for the faint of heart, but it’s impossible to have more fun without electrocuting your pleasure center.
Hi! This is my third post
I have become confuzed with the pie wars what is the point and the history
and what is the uhhh thing the welcomeing comittie does?
*Pies ::DandelionsAreWildflowers;:*
AHHHH! YAY! I feel great now Thanks Purple Panda!
Darn I wanted to do that. *pies PP for pieing DAWF when she wanted to*
Yet Another Short Summary of MuseBlog:
kokopellipiespwtpwnsfroodyHGttGrunawaywedidstatthefire abandonallhpeyewhoenterhereyehathbeenforewarnedGAPA llamallamaduckpiewarsjointheJadestonesidewishes
fishedreamsharrypotterLOTRhotpinkbunnieshotpinkbunny
points
*is pied*
Yet Another Short Summary of MuseBlog:
kokopellipiespwtpwnsfroodyHGttGrunawaywedidstatthefireabandonallhpeyewhoenterhereyehathbeenforewarnedGAPAllamallamaduckpiewarsjointheJadestonesidewishesfishedreamsharrypotterLOTRhotpinkbunnieshotpinkbunnypoints-
*is pied*
You newbies better pay attention to Queenie when she says that impenatrable armor is reccomended. When I first came on MuseBlog, I was in the full garb of one of Genghis Kahn’s most highly trained warriors. I still carry a shield around, as well as a spare pie. You gotta watch your ba- *stops pie coming at head with shield* See? What did I tell you? *hurls spare pie into general direction of dessert-flinger*
ok i give up.
erm,
welcome, newcomers.
Thanks Purple Panda (for pieing me)!
The Welcoming Commitee isn’t anything specific. We just have a tradition of pieing newbies when they 1st arrive.. so anyone who pies a newbie is on the Welcoming Committee.
Pie Wars are fought over absolutely nothing in general. The first one was over which was better, Watership Down (a book about rabbits) or Chuck Norris (A white guy with Kung Fu skills and weird obsessive fans). The next one was sort of an attept to bring down Highlights, Muse’s rival mag, and the current Pie War is quite blatanlty about just a bunch of us randomly throwing pies because we want to.
oh wow I got lost so what is the teams or sides about the neutrals i think and I don’t know what the other sides are
thanks though for the explanation skipper
the best side to be on right now would be the Pie War Lovers. and you know what…i think theyre recruiting!
join now & get a free pizza!
NO WAY! the coolest team is the Neutrals! We pwned the last 2 pie wars! Plus, look at all the cool stuff we have to offer:
the hi tech pie weapons (courtesy of Gwendolyn), trusty Pie Animals (under care of Copper Bigfoot, or whichever name she’s going by now), the Pie Mine (my own discovery).
If your still confused, Dandelion, here are Pie WarsPart One,
Part Two and Part Three. I believe there’s a short and comprehensive summary of them around the top of Part Three.
Hey newbies!!! *pies*
… ahem… all new PWLs will get (along w/ the pizza, of course) some of my aunts homemade choklit-oreo-ice cream pie (leftover from memorial day picnic)! and trust me, you wont find a pie much better than this! *savors last bite of pie*
ha.
*pies Jadestone for pieing me for pieing DAWF when she wanted to*
hi newcomers!
( i have been here since Friday, so what?)
one thing GAPA is great and powerful administrator or something like that. a WOMBAT is a waste of money brains and time and … well read the muse glossary and you will get all this info… *PIE*
The funny thing about WOMBAT is that, in my family, wombat is used
-to tell some one that they are being silly
-to describe something indescribable
-to fill in annoyingly long silences
My dad started it. He’s Aussie.