The Chronicles of Museica, Part the Second
Continued from (wait for it) Part the First.
Continued on Part the Third.
Date: August 30, 2006
Categories: Nonrandom Craziness
Thursday, 2 May 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
Continued from (wait for it) Part the First.
Continued on Part the Third.
Date: August 30, 2006
Categories: Nonrandom Craziness
FIRST POST!!!
My first first post ever!!!!
I STILL haven’t gotten a first post. I’m glad this is here, though. Maybe now people can tell me what exactly is going on?
I would have liked to have become a prime muser, but I didn’t for three reasons:
1. Because it’s too much responsibility.
2. Because none of the choices suited me as a muser or as a person.
3. Because I wasn’t there for the elections.
So, there you have it. I would love to join someone’s ship crew, though. Or be a librarian.
3- I still haven’t gotten a spaceship crew. See post 175 on the Ships’ Logs’ thread. Pleeease?
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Fourth post!
Oh dear. I fear I have been neglecting this whole section of the blog. I haven’t posted on the Ship’s Log in ages. Does anyone want to fill me in?
(3) – Taiwan Hippo Fan!
You can join my ship!
just start posting and you’ll be fine…
7th post! That’s 6 off t3h first one!
zomgwtfasapbbqhax!!!!!1111one11eleven!!!11one
i hoep sumdya I can get t3h fisrt psotz0r!!!! thatz liek my toppest goel evar zomgkekekelawlbbqhax ^_^
Anyway.
Muse is cool.
Omega
Um, yea. Omegaseeker’s my brother, and he’s a mega computer hax. He doesn’t hack stuff, but he’s like a member of an elite group of computer geniuses or something like that.
ANd that’s him making fun of first-post dances. Sorry about that.
Bellatrix Lestrange, you’re the Mimian, right? I’ll think about it. I could be part of everyone’s crew, couldn’t I? I’ve never been to Ship’s Log, even though I should.
This “Join My Ship!” thing is funny. I actually do think it would be fun to be in everyone’s ship.
3rd post!!!!!!!!!!! I think that’s the closest I’ve ever gotten to first post.
What’s the currency in Museica again? Did you actually fully decide? I need to know.
The only one I remember is a Moosy. Is that part of the current currency?
if no one remembers, make it up!
i prefer bartering with pies any way.
*pies general populance
In my NationStates thing, my currency is the pie.
c? it already has a popularity base!
15 – What do you mean?
The currency is
Myoozerz
Eddeturs
Guppas
Myoozez
12- What in _____ is a Moosy?
My first name is:
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
SHANTEPI
Unscramble to get the answer!
(Oh yeah, I threw in an extra letter just to make it harder)
17 – What are those worth, and stuff?
18 – I dunno……I heard it somewhere.
Taiwan Hippo Fan –
Hmmm… no one’s ever been part of all ships…
I’m the Mimian Prime Muser. I’m also the only one running the government. I mean, I ‘m the only one who will participate in running the government.
If anyone has any questions, it’s probably answered in the First Chronicle. Look on that thread and if the answer’s not there, you can ask it here. That way, we won’t need any unnecessary question-posts.
Ive been neglecting the ships log and the blog in general… skool started, so dont blame me.
21 – Well, then, I’ll be the first! I’ll just apparate!
22 – Okay. Smart.
Museica has fallen into DECAY. Being the Crrawian Prime Muser, I can’t do much about it. Since the other PMs are irresponsible, I declare the Crusty Plains independent of Museica! Don’t worry, the inhabitants agree. They are 78% prairie dogs, anyway. The humans agree too.
sorry
****BUT WHAT IN THE WORLD IS MUSIECA??????!!!!!!!!!***
could someone pleasepleaseplease fill me in
even insanity and lots of pie won’t help me get this
Crustican Republic
Capitol- Spector City
Exports- Pie shells, milk, cheese, ice cream, gold, steel, opals, gadgets
Borders- Lesser Meringue River, Sugar Beaches, Snocreme Mts.
Government- Sir Ozlips(me), Fluffia(prairie dog town leader, sister to Fluffy, famous qurtermaster), Frad(no home in Kokonino County, so he came here).
Points of Interest- Coming soon.
thank you for the (erm, cough cough) information.i am eagerly awiaiting more information.
AKA:that did not help me much???!!!!!!
26 – Read the last thread. The first one. The one with a link on the top of the page. That should give you more than all you need to know.
25 – No, it hasn’t! We’re fine! Give the other PMs a break, they’ve got a lot on their shoulders.
Me-yoo-z.
About 6 dollars.
Okay TIME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
Let’s start back at the beggining and take an organized approach to this.
31- i heartily agree. I left the first thread when it started to decay and I never really went to the ships logs thread.
I propose that-
–The curency be in pies (thrown or not depending on the value of the item).
–The land shape be roughly the shape of Austrailia, only bigger, with climate sections from all over the world on it, and islands for those who want thier own personal domain.
–We let the Great Crust Plains be left alone, as they are allready well developed.
–As for government; The PMs are in a council and then they take votes on things that governments take votes on. The general populaceis loyal to whichever PM they are in favor of. Suggestions for the government should be posted under a title of ‘Suggestion’ and then to which PM.
–The PMs have to agree on a pie war. All of them
–The dumptser dive song should be the national song
–We have a space program
And now I’m getting into arbitrary details that can be dicided later.
If you are a PM, please say so, so we know who the governing body is. That needs a name that is less cumbersome.
Name: Capricious Or Miss. C
Occupation: First mate on the black footed ferret and art teacher at the Muse academy.
Home: I travel the world. I have homes all over the place.
Family: Uh…
spare time: I draw pictures, think, go insane, and read muse
(This is the occupated capricious. All of mine would take up the entire thread :))
All of the PMs have gone seafaring, leaving Museica ungoverned. I have declared the Crustican Republic independent because I could not have seized power in Museica without a lot of discontent. If any inhabitant of the Crusty Plains objects, I will step down. I have no wish to become a power-crazed megalomaniac.
I think I’m the chadian PM? Unless I’ve been usurped or something and didn’t notice?
However, if Museica can be salvaged from its wreckage, I will re-unify the Crustican Republic with it. The GAPAs should set an election date for the PMs. To vote, put “(voter)” at the end of your name and type all of the PM offices and put the name of the candidate you’re voting for for each one next to them. On Election Day, the GAPAs will count the votes and announce the winners. Robert, Rosanne, I know this will be some extra work for you, but nobody else is impartial.
In the meantime-
Crustican Republic
The Lesser Meringue starts in the Snocreme Mts. and sweeps southeast to the Sugar Beaches. Along this river’s length are many small fishing towns, one of which is St. Lacryos, home to the world’s largest ice cream maker. (The crank is turned by a waterwheel.) At the mouth of the Meringue is Sunrise City, a prosperous port and great attraction to tourists.
More later.
The Cinapplis River runs through the middle of the Crusty Plains, ending in the center at the famous Triple Lakes. On the shore of the Second Lake is Spector City, the capital. South of the Triple Lakes is mostly grassland, with Cynabor, the great prairie dog mining town. East of the Cinapplis River is a large coastal-climate forest. In the west are gently rolling hills filled with farms and ranches.
My Museican profile.
Name: Sir Ozlips
Occupation: Senator in the Crustican Republic
Family: Prarilius Canix, identical twin brother
sir ozlips-as vice fether pm (siverdragon is the head but she isnt here)Iam in charge of making land deals and head of mps the
crused pains are hereby a muse park
My Museican profile:
Name: Taiwan Hippo Fan
Occupation: Undecided
Home: Undecided. Aboard every ship in the sea, possibly?
Spare time: Reading Muse, assisting PMs, MuseBlogging.
TMFA- I respect your decision and will step down. However, I must remind you that this isn’t a chat room. You can spend time on spelling and grammar. I understood half of what you said.
ATTENTION!
I AM THE MIMIAN PRIME MUSER!
PLEASE REGARD THIS MESSGE!
i really don’t want to lose my post.
especially since i’m the only one running the government right now.
tell you what – if the other PMs don’t show up, you can overthrow them, because they aren’t doing their duty. How’s that sound?
Sir Ozlips – HOW DARE YOU CLAIM THE PMs TO BE IRRESPONSIBLE (in comment 25)? YOU NEVER SHOWED YOUR FACE ON THE FIRST THREAD! I WAS THE ONLY ONE RUNNING THE GOVERNMENT, WHILE YOU WERE OFF, SOMEWHRE ELSE, AND YOU DARE CALL ME “IRRESPONSIBLE”?!?!
TAKE THAT INSULT BACK, SAH!
(40) – Please note that we already have a librarian who is charge of records and maps. And since when were you in charge of land deals? and since when were you a Featherian V-PM?
I want to be a PM…………but I can’t. Can I be the vice PM for someone?
Taiwan Hippo Fan (45) –
Who says you can’t be a PM? If the present PMs don’t show up, you can run for the post and overthrow them.
If you don’t want to be a PM, you can be my Mimian V-PM. This goes for everybody!
Also, if you want a post that hasn’t been created yet, you can propose it, and the PMs might create that post. Note I said “might”.
Can I be a pie manufacturer?
I am not in charge of the mps not maps.The MPS is the museice park service. It is the nps of museica
46 – I’m not sure I can take the responsibility, and none of the muses really suit my talents. Except for Kokopelli, because he is tunes. But I definitely can’t be one of the Prime PMs. It certainly would be fun, though. To be a PM. I’ll consider your offer. It’s probably a “Thank you! And of course! Why not?” But I’ll still be thinking about it.
44-since siverdragon din`t let me by the fether pm
I am now the koko vice pm ,the aeiou vice pm ,the chad vice pm ,
the bo vice pm ,pwt vice pm, and the craww vice pm.
50 – You can’t just do that. You have to be accepted as that. And I think a couple of those already have PMs. I don’t think it wold work if someone was more than one PM, even if it was only Vice Prime Muser.
I stand reproached, Bellatrix. We need to work together to solve Museica’s problems. Everyone has really creative ideas about how they want Museica to be, but nobody can agree. My idea:
Each Muser invents a province of Museica, with currency, geography and the whole shebang. Then they work out the shared borders, the exchange rates, and the whole sub-shebang. THEN we elect Prime Musers to rule it.
Museica is decaying, and I am as much to blame as anybody. Please, no random posts until we get this figured out, as we are at a crisis point here. I hope you like my idea, as it seems to be the only way to reconcile the brilliant yet clashing imaginations of Musers and prevent Museica from being destroyed by the very forces that created it. If anyone has a better idea, please put it forward. I would be happy to discuss it.
phew… much easier when we just threw pies at each other. That is not to say it was better.
#32- I appoligize. go see #27 for corrections.
#52- I would suggest as a simplifyer, please have one currency? That way we do not have conversion rates and things like that? Please see comment #32 for further suggestions. If we could get all of the PMs and VPMs to announce who they are, when (if possible) they arrived here, and if they could PLEASE do so clearly and consicly, with grammer. (Yes, I know. Mine is horrible. I admit it. Sorry…)
I must confess I haven’t been involved in Museica at all until now, so I’ll do my best to catch up.
Name: Eccentric the Afterthought, commonly called ETA.
Occupation: Sailor, currently unemployed.
Home: For now, I wander. I might settle somewhere someday.
Spare time: Thinking, museblogging, lurking.
Is there a ship’s crew I could join? Or a V-PM position, perhaps (I’ll need some time to read the original Museica thread before I become a V-PM if there is, though)?
Update: I just finished reading the first Museica thread. Perhaps I should reconsider sailing since I haven’t read any of the ship threads and concentrate on becoming a V-PM (if there are any positions open). I found the list of PMs and their duties, but could someone please tell me what exactly the V-PMs are expected to do?
Update to the Update: I have finished reading the first Museica thread and the Ship’s Ships’ Log Logs thread, so I think it’s safe to say I’m caught up now. I’d still appreciate a list of the available V-PM positions (if there are any) and their responsibilities, though.
Eccentric the Afterthought (57),
The V-PM must stand ready to step in and lead the nation if the PM becomes indisposed. Other than that, the position is rather undefined — at least historically.
Hey!! i’m the Aeiouian PM. I don’t like ships, so here I am!! Currently, I’m trying to opass a law that says, to become a member of the High government, you must have a nationstates account to see how you can rule the nation. Anybody agree? We can’t have psychotic dictator becom a V-PM, can we?
52 – Great idea. I’ll go work on mine as soon as we decide that that’s the way to do it. I would love to be your vice PM until then though, BL (Mimian).
This is what I think we should do first:
We have the general Museica. We elect Prime Musers to rule it. The Prime Musers choose their Vice Prime Musers.
The V-PMs should advise their PMs on issues, but do not vote in the Council of Prime Musers. Should their PM not be present, the V-PM shall fill in all duties of a PM and shall be allowed a vote on the Council.
The Prime Musers work together and create several provinces. Candidates as GMs (Governor Musers) shall come forward, and all musers shall vote for who shall be the GM of each province.
Next, we choose a currency for all the nation to use. We also need to set a standard for how much something costs in our currency. That way, no conversion rates.
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I could go on and on and on, but I guess that’s enough for now.
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since we’re still forming the country after the deterioration of the First Chronicles, I think all Musers should put in their ideas.
Also, we need a Navy. We had one, but it’s not on the main page anymore, so we need a new one. *hints to Gapa*
wth? someone give me a synthesis of what this is.
I’ll post a profile.
Name: Goddess of Chaos
Occupation: Troublemaker
Home: Wherever I want home to be.
Spare time: plotting, eating apples, being crazy.
Hey, I’ll run for GM and join the Navy. See how good I am? *snickers evily, then masks with coughing*
FrigidSymphony, I would tell you what is going on, but: I barely understand it, I am not a good explainer, and I am confuzzled.
Might as well join in. I’m bored.
Name: Ebeth
Occupation: Slightly Incompetent Pirate
Home: My ship, the Kreamy Krisp (hey, there’s a doughnut place called the Jolly Pirate, so why not?)
Spare Time: Looting, Pillaging, Plundering, Brushing up on my “Arr, matey”s, Reading Muse, Firing Pies out of the cannons, Having Fun Kareoke Parties, Drinking Rum, Bribing Officials, Making Fun of Said Officials, Playing Endless Games of Cards…there’s no limit to what a jolly, drunken, incompetent pirate can do for society!!!
59 – I didn’t know what nationstates was until I looked it up just now, so I don’t have an account, but I’d be glad to sign up if the law passes. It looks interesting so I think I’ll join soon even if the law doesn’t pass and make it neccessary for potential V-PMs.
61 – Sounds like a good plan to me! : )
63 – So much has happened in the past that there’s really no easy way to sum it all up. The last thread is long, but if you want to know what’s going on I’d reccommend reading it.
I am getting a nationstates account.
Don’t try to sum this up.
Just lurk, be silent, don’t ask questions, and pray that you catch on. If (heaven forbid) you do catch on, join the conversation. This is the easiest way. Trust me. Or, be an idjit and attempt to join right away.
Oi…
in the old thread, when you wanted to do something, you did it. Now, I have to wait for Sir Ozlips and everyone else to post so that we can work on the plan…
At this rate, we’ll never get something done.
I say we put up a plan. If you don’t like a part of it, make a suggestion.
The government shall put the plan into action. If the citizens don’t like the plan, we have a “debate” over whether or not to use the plan. If the citizens do like the plan, no debate. When I say citizens, I mean every MBer.
So, since no one’s here right now (apparently), I’ll start. You can stop me if you want.
Let’s design the flag!! how about the Kokopellihedron?
Yes! the Kokopollihedron shall be the flag! We shall be the only nation without a rectagular flag! Huzzah!
72- DEFINITLY. That would be like awesome x infinity.
Name: FrigidSymphony
Home: Wanksalot
Occupation: uh… being totally tr00 elitist metuhl and wishing i was finnish.
Oookay…
I’ve been taking notes…
The PMs are kiki_the_great as Aeiouian PM
Bellatrix Lestrange as Mimian PM
Lizzie as Chadian PM
Sir Ozlips as Crrawian PM
TMFA said something about him being everybodies VPM, but since I can not read his writing, I fail to recognize this. Sorry if this is offensive…
The flag is the Kokopelihedron.
#70 Oh, yes. I agree muchly.
So, I suggest that Museica’s main continant have the general shape of Austrailia, only bigger. And situated so that it has climate sections from everywhere on the Earth. And that there are islands that people can own if they want one?
I am not for the new law . since there are olny four pms on this therd i think that I will be the f pm till siver dragon shows up
75- there are by you must clear it with me
can i be the Minister of Pieing? or the Kokopellian Pm, as that position does not seem ot be taken?
the koko pm job is the most importent pm job .he or she must give the state of the mag spech AND meet with the grand consel at all there metings
bacical we need a consituson
to be a pm you must not go to sea be cusie the pm were all lost in the last therd becusie the went to sea
the mimian pm has all the pies inoder to mack sher that no pie wars happen
so can i be koko pm?
Okay. Forget this.
If you want to be a Prime Muser, say so now.
If you want to be a Vice Prime Muser or something else, just wait until we get the PMs sorted out.
i would be happy to write a constitution for Museica. What points does it need to cover?
I was the Uranian PM, in charge of the space program. Can I continue? I don’t know what nationstates is.
i wan to be koko pm
ETA’s diary, September 5th:
I inquired into available V-PM positions and found the election process not yet organized, so I opted to wait until the PM elections are settled and the positions filled to try again. In the meantime I said I’d be happy to help with PM elections in whatever way a citizen can, which would be by voting once the proceedure is established, I suppose. I’m writing this at sea, keeping in touch with Museica via the Sweet Tiramisu communication technology. When I return I must buy one of the new, official Museica flags I’ve just heard about!
Radio Transmission:
Hello citizens of Museica! I have decided not to join the navy or run as govenor ( if we even get there ) because I am now happily aboard the Sweet Tiramisu.
Over and out.
kiki_the_great as Aeiouian PM
Bellatrix Lestrange as Mimian PM
Lizzie as Chadian PM
Sir Ozlips as Crrawian PM
Zyvia as Kokopellian PM
curious and questioning as Uranian PM
any objections?
we still need Bo, Feather, and Pwt PMs.
Who will volunteer?
Also, will someone send some Kokopellihedrons to my ship?
We need to hang it as our flag…
I hereby send some Kokopellihedrons to BL’s ship.
Since BL and I seem to be sort of running this thing, I would like to be the Boian PM so that way I sort of have a real title (and a right to sort of run this thing,)
otzi is bo
I’m feather
thf migit want to be pwt
kiki_the_great as Aeiouian PM
Bellatrix Lestrange as Mimian PM
Lizzie as Chadian PM
Sir Ozlips as Crrawian PM
Zyvia as Kokopellian PM
curious and questioning as Uranian PM
penguini as Boian PM
(92) – otzi was the Boian PM, but she hasn’t showed up for sooooooo long, we need a more current PM.
Hey I AM THE LIBRARIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE HAD ALOT OF WORK IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry….if you want my profile it’s somewhere in the last one…..I live in molasses dessert….
what do ppl want in the constitution?
We haven’t worked on the constitution yet – we still need PMs.
Someone, claim Featherian and Pwtian Prime Muser positions!
::DandelionsAreWildflowers:: – I haven’t forgotten about you. You’ll be the librarian as long as you want, since you were working in the first thread.
I think our currency should be different. I don’t like misspelled words.
How about this:
The pie is our main unit of currency, like the dollar for the US. It is approximately equal to the cost of materials for a pie. It is a medium sized silver colored coin with scalloped edges and a hole in the center. Actual pies may be used, depending on whether or not the shopkeepers allow it. There are also 10 pie coins(like the pie coins, only gold not silver and slightly thicker), 1/2 pie coins(half-circle, the rounded edge is scalloped, the other edge straight, silver colored, a hole in the center of the half-circle(not the edge)), and slice coins(1/8 pie value, silver triangle w/one scalloped edge, hole in center).
At least can we vote on it?
What’s Museica’s capital city?
Hmm… New Chicago? New Reykjavik? Musopolis?
EXCUSE ME, PENGUINI….
I’M THE BOIAN PM. Please don’t be a usurper. Or else you will recieve a very sharp sentence from the High Court of all of Museica. Were you a veteran of the Great Pie War? Did you labor to raise this country from the bits of whipped-cream ruin that were left? were you a framer of the Museica Constitution? I insist that you get another office. You can be a High Judge. We don’t have a justice branch yet. We need one.
Hellsinki or Hellvetia. two els.
I think we did figure out the capital during the end of the pie war but I have forgotten.
PLEASE KEEP MUSEICA AS ONE!!
I do not like the new law Though I think something simalar like pass a short quiz on the newest issue of muse
If anyone wants to know the geography of museica go to the first thread!
I resign. I am fed up with politics.
99- there’s a museica constitution?
I call Pwtian! At least I hope that I can be Pwtian. I love Pwt. What will be expected of me if I get elected as Pwtian PM?
99- I apoligize. May I accept the Featherian PM position?
97- I agree. Very Muchly. It seems to be a reasonable currency, with adaquit denominations. I like this, hence, no exchangs rates, which I dislike.
Sir Ozlips, Please don’t resign. That’ll just make this unuterable mess worse. Or untill you choose a successor. I beg, on hands and knees, that you don’t resign. Please?
kiki_the_great as Aeiouian PM
Bellatrix Lestrange as Mimian PM
Lizzie as Chadian PM
?????????????????? as Crrawian PM
Zyvia as Kokopellian PM
curious and questioning as Uranian PM
Otzi as Boian PM
penguini as Featherian PM
?????????????????? as Pwtian PM
okay, since we have most of the PMs, let’s start on the constitution.
or, we can forget about a constitution. The PMs can make decisions on the spot.
How about this: The PMs are the justice system, legislative system, and executive system. They are everything. They make the decisions. However, if most of the citizens of Museica disagree with the PMs on something, the decision may be changed.
Also, PMs need to choose V-PMs
PMs can also make up whatever official offices they feel necessary (like Cheif of Security and whatnot.)
I very deffintly agree Bellatrix. That seems like the best idea yet. Therefore… I’ll shut up…
I think that people who want to be V-PMs should come forward now and announce who they are V-PM for. Proceed!
PENGUINI Im the fetherian pm .you can be the pwt or chadian one
my muse consoition-
ardicle one- a citzen of museica has free spech,religon,the right to caring a pie,the right to a jury of peers,the right to reman silaned ,no crule or unusal puiment,the right to fredoms not discused here .no man ,woman or kid can be owned and sold .
all people can vote
ardicle two -all citzen may hold office if they have read or been in the pie wars and the rebilding civlsasons and the frist of these threds
ardicle three- if a citzen feels like his rights have been denied
he may go to the supmuse court were the 9 juges desid the anser to the problm
the end
if you like it sighn it .if you don`t amend it
here’s a preamble!!!!!!!!!!!
*scribles onto Paper*
WE THE MUSERS in order to create a better museica, from here on have justice, and create peace among ourselves, provide for the defense of our home, promote the welfare of our officals, and provide pie throwing rights for us and our musers to come ordain that this is the MUSER CONSTITUTION!!!
Article one- Executive office
Having eight pm’s require work so here are a few rules, They may make rules on the spot since we are laid back and can’t think of many rules….Anyone may run but only if in the pie wars or have read them
Article two-Legislative office
This includes all citizens who can think if they don’t like a law they can make a motion to repeal it.
Article three- Justice branch
nine judges acting as the highest court in the land can only mean one thing you can only do such a thing if you feel that you are being denied personal rights.
BILL OF RIGHTS
1. freedom of speech, religon
2. right to have a pie weapon
3. right to have a jury of peers
4. No cruel unusual punishment.
5. Freedom
okay it’s more than a preamble but if you agree (though I am not a politician I am the librarian!!!) please say you do!
whoa- i am no expert but doesn’t any constitution need to
a) have a way to amend it
and
b) be really vauge so the court gets to interprit it however they like
So… where are we? Is there a war? A founding of new land? DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO POST A PICTURE????
I drew musica. Seriously. It took like, a week though. lol
What happened to my post about wanting to be Pwtian PM?!?! And other stuff?!
114 – I don’t think you can post a picture. Only GAPAs can. I think.
daw`s consition is like mine
114- I think you need to ask robert but I have no clue or you email it?
113-a) of course we’ll have amenments we just don’t need them yet we are not quite a country yet
b) I will say mine isn’t vague but who knows
All right, I won’t resign. Perhaps the currency should be pies. Real pies. A pie is worth a dollar, a slice is worth a dime, a spoonful is worth a penny. The constitution sounds good so far.
i suppose there is alot one could argue about. i’m working on a constitution plagerized from the american one.
here is my plagerized constitution. please read, its not that long.
We, the Musers of Museica, in order to form a more perfect country, establish justice, ensure domestic tranquility and an absence of pie wars, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Great Land of Museica.
ARTICLE I.
Sect. 1. ALL legislative powers, herein grated, shall be vested in a Congress of the Prime Musers and Vice Prime Musers and all assistants they deem necessary.
Sect. 2. The House of Prime Musers shall be composed of Musers who desire to help the Great Land of Museica. They shall be elected for life, barring resignation.
No person shall be a Prime Muser who shall not have been on Museblog for a minimum of four weeks and read a minimum of two threads on the founding of Museica..
The Prime Musers will be as follows: The Aeiouian Prime Muser, The Mimian Prime Muser, The Chadian Prime Muser, The Crrawian Prime Muser, The Kokopellian Prime Muser, The Uranian Prime Muser, The Boian Prime Muser, The Featherian Prime Muser and The Pwtian Prime Muser.
Should a Prime Muser be absent for an extended period of time with out explanation, the Vice Prime Muser shall take the place of the Prime Mussr and a new Vice Prime Muser shall be appointed. Should the Vice Prime Muser deny the office or be ineligible to hold it, a New Prime Muser shall be elected.
Sect. 3. The House of Vice Prime Musers shall be composed of Musers who desire to help the Great Land of Museica. They shall be elected for life, barring resignation or advancement.
The Vice Prime Musers will be as follows: The Aeiouian Vice Prime Muser, The Mimian Vice Prime Muser, The Chadian Vice Prime Muser, The Crrawian Vice Prime Muser, The Kokopellian Vice Prime Muser, The Uranian Vice Prime Muser, The Vice Boian Prime Muser, The Featherian Vice Prime Muser and The Pwtian Vice Prime Muser. They shall be chosen by their respective Prime Musers from a selection of volunteers.
No person shall be a Vice prime Muser who shall not have been on Museblog for a minimum of two weeks and read a minimum of one thread on the founding of Museica..
The task of the Vise Prime Muser is to help and fill in for their respective Prime Muser when necessary. They shall also vote on Ammendments to this Constitution.
Sect. 4. The Prime Musers may declare rules as they see fit.
Sect. 5. Each House may determine the rules of its proceedings, punish its members for disorderly behavior, and, with the concurrence of two thirds, expel a member.
Sect. 6. No Prime Muser may be Vice Prime Muser of any type.
Sect. 7. When the Prime Musers have reached a conclusion as to the law of the Museica, they shall issue a statement so that the citizens may know and follow the law. This shall they do unless three quarters of the Prime Musers shall agree that it is a matter of national security to keep the decision secret.
Sect. 8. The Houses alone have the authority to regulate commerce with foreign nations, to coin money, regulate the value thereof, and of foreign coin, and fix the standard of weights and measures; to provide for the punishment of counterfeiting the securities and current coin of the United States; to establish post-offices and post-roads; to promote the progress of science and useful arts; to prevent Pie Wars; and, to make all laws which shall be necessary for the functioning of Museica.
Sect. 9. No title of nobility shall carry with it any duties or privileges.
ARTICLE II.
Sec. 1. The executive power shall be vested in the citizens of the land of Museica who wish to be a part of the government. They shall have make a motion to repeal a law that the majority disagrees with.
ARTICLE III.
Sect. 1. The judicial power of the Great Land of Museica shall be vested in one Supreme Court, and in such Inferior Courts as the House may from time to time ordain and establish. The Judges, both of the supreme and Inferior Courts, shall hold their offices during good behavior.
Sect. 2. Should a matter not have been resolved in the Inferior Courts, it shall be up to the judges to deem whether or not it is of national importance that the case be solved. Should they deem it of importance, they shall judge the case.
Should a question as to the meaning of a law or this Constitution arise, the jusdges shall discuss it with the House and come to a firm conclusion.
ARTICLE IV.
Sect. 1. Each section of Museica may run their own affairs so long as doing so does not interfere or conterdict the rulings of the national government.
ARTICLE V.
Sect. 1. The Houses, whenever three quarters of both Houses shall deem it necessary, shall propose amendments to this Constitution; which shall be valid, to all intents and purposes, as part of this Constitution, when ratified by the heads of three fourths of the several Sections.
ARTICLE VI.
Sect. 1. This Constitution, and the laws of Museica which shall be made in pursuance thereof, and all treaties made, or which shall be made, under the authority of Museica shall be the supreme law of the land; and the Judges in every Section, shall be bound thereby.
The Prime Musers and Vice Prime Musers before mentioned, and the members of the several Section Legislatures, and all executive and judicial officers, shall be bound by oath or affirmation to support this Constitution; but no religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, under the Great Land Of Museica.
ARTICLE VII.
The general agreement of the citizens and Prime Musers shall ratify this Constitution and Make it law.
ARTICLE VIII.
Sect. 1. The House shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
Sect. 2. The right of the people to keep and bear pie weapons, provided they are not of mass destruction, shall not be infringed.
Sect. 3. The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
Sect. 4. No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the militia, when in actual service in time of war or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.
Sect. 5. In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the state and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the assistance of counsel for his defense.
Sect. 6. In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed three pies, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.
Sect. 7. Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.
Sect. 8. The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.
Sect. 9. The powers not delegated to the National Government by the Constitution, are reserved to the sections respectively, or to the people.
Sect. 10. The judicial power of the United States shall not be construed to extend to any suit in law or equity, commenced or prosecuted against one of the United States by citizens of another state, or by citizens or subjects of any foreign state.
Sect. 11. No one shall be held as a slave or forced laborer.
Sect. 12. The rights of citizens may not be ignored or abridged.
Sec. 13. No citizen unless shown to be mentally unable shall be denied the right to vote or hold office.
uhh……. sure you know what I RATIFY THAT CONSTITUTION THAT ZYVIAA WROTE *stamps name on it* oh and may I display that in the library?
apsolutly.(sp)
so, who else has an opinion on my constitution?
Can I be a Mimian PM????
i think Bellatrix Lestrange is Mimian PM. I think the pwtian or chadian are still open, but i’m not quite sure anymore.
120- Article 8, Section 1- The GAPAs abridge the freedom of speech, don’t they? Or are they above the law? Also, in the end, where you say United States, do you mean Museica? Sorry for being nitpicky. I’ll sign later, after I get a reply.
yo, dude, I think I’m the chadian PM but I’m never around, so yeah..
I’d be either pwtian or chadian if pwtian is open and if Lizzie doesn’t want to be chadian. Yup.
TAKEN PM OFFICES
kiki_the_great as Aeiouian PM
Bellatrix Lestrange as Mimian PM
Lizzie as Chadian PM
?????????????????? as Crrawian PM
Zyvia as Kokopellian PM
curious and questioning as Uranian PM
Otzi as Boian PM
penguini as Featherian PM
?????????????????? as Pwtian PM
I have trouble understanding Constitutions, especially the American one that Zyvia copied, so I’m writing an UN-plagerized edition; that is, one that is completely original. I’ll post it soon, once I’m done.
125- thx for pointing out the typo, i had copied the constitution and changed the united states to Museica, but i missed that one.
adn for the purposes of this constitution the GAPAs are gods and above the law.
130- I, curious and questioning, Uranian Prime Muser, hereby sign this Constitution for the United States of Museica.
Okay we have two signitures so far:
Curious and Questioning
::DandelionsAreWildflowers::
dudes im the fetherian pm
signicher for con.
the man for aeiou
WAIT! I have written another!
I hope to post it in just a few minutes…
Sect. 4 of Article I – Be sure to say that rules can be changed or ruled out.
Article IV – Contradict, not conterdict.
Other than that, I give my signature to this Constitution. If I become Pwtian Prime Muser. I still will sign it. If you make the changes. Which I can do by copy-pasting it if that’s what I should do.
Please elect THF (I still consider myself THF, even though I’m officially R-FD for now) for Pwtian Prime Muser!
Vote now!
I have written another Constitution.
I spent every second of my free time at school writing it.
here it is:
ARTICLE 1: The Prime Musers and Council
1.1 – The Prime Musers are the rulers of Museica. They are known as the PMs. The make up the Council.
1.2 – The PMs take an office and stay there. The available offices in the Council are the Kokopellian PM, the Uranian PM, the Chadian PM, the Boian PM, the Craawian PM, the Pwtian PM, the Aeiouian PM, the Featherian PM, and the Mimian PM
1.3 – The PMs stay in office unless they resign or someone else runs for an office. If a PM resigns from an office, the office becomes empty until someone else claims it [basically, it’s first come first served]. If someone wants an already occupied office, there will be an election in the Council as to who will get the office.
1.4 – The PMs can pretty much do whatever they want, but if another PM and/or the majority of Musers objects to the decision/law/action, there will be a vote in the Council. The Council members should take into account the opinions of the citizens.
1.5 – A PM cannot be impeached – only by someone running against them can a PM leave the Council against their will.
1.6 – A PM can create an office (like, say, Official Pie Maker) if someone wants an office that has not been created yet.
ARTICLE 2: The Vice Prime Musers
2.1 – The Vice Prime Musers are the advisors of the PMs. They are known as V-PMs.
2.2 – The V-PMs are chosen by the PMs. They must advise their PM. The V-PM offices are the Kokopellian V-PM, the Uranian V-PM, the Chadian V-PM, the Boian V-PM, the Craawian V-PM, the Pwtian V-PM, the Aeiouian V-PM, the Featherian V-PM, and the Mimian V-PM
2.3 – When a PM needs a V-PM, a Muser can present itself for the position. However, it is up to the PM whether or not to accept the candidate.
2.4 – When a PM leaves office, the V-PM leaves as well. The former V-PM may still run for an office, though.
2.5 – A V-PM may not vote in the Council. However, when a PM is absent from a Council voting, the V-PM may vote in the PM’s place.
ARTICLE 3: The GAPAS
3.1 – The Gapas are above the law. Musers should treat them like Gods of the Blog.
ARTICLE 4: The Musers
4.1 – The Musers, or Citizens, must follow the laws of the Council and of the GAPAs.
4.2 – Citizens may suggest topics of disscussion to the Council, but do not vote.
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That’s it.
Very loose, so that changes can be made in the future.
Personally, I think it’s easier to understand than the US Constituion that Zyvia changed.
But then again, I wrote it.
Opinions, please!
I’ll sign both!
136 – I like it, but for some reason I think there’s something wrong with it. I don’t think it’s style, there’s just something wrong. If I didn’t have that feeling, I’d sign it right away. If we have two Constitutions for two different, I don’t know what to call it, sections of the way Museica works, one could be yours and one could be Zyviva’s.
Someone – PLEASE answer my thingy about wanting to be Pwtian PM! I can’t just walk in and say that I am (I can, but that just doesn’t seem right to me), I need someone (preferably a PM) to allow me to! All you need to say is something along the lines of, “Sure, THF, why not? You seem good enough to me.”
(138) – Sure, THF, why not? You seem good enough to me.
What does “THF” mean?
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TAKEN PM OFFICES
kiki_the_great as Aeiouian PM
Bellatrix Lestrange as Mimian PM
Lizzie as Chadian PM
?????????????????? as Crrawian PM
Zyvia as Kokopellian PM
curious and questioning as Uranian PM
Otzi as Boian PM
penguini as Featherian PM
THF as Pwtian PM
cummon, somenone claim craaw!
136- Your constitution seems to be mosly elaboration of the other one. If I can sign both, I will. See post 131 for my signature.
Okay,
I really don’t think people should sign both Constitutions.
If you don’t like my version, just say so!
But choose which Constituion to sign.
I simply made mine because I have a horrible time understanding the original Constituiton.
Go me!
I am the fertherian pm
Hello! Yes, I’m back. I’m Kokopellian PM. I’ll depart in the Ooei as soon as I have a crew. You sign up at the “Ships’ Logs: Beyond Museica” thread. I need a crew if nobody signs up ill use my alternate blog identities (ABI)
Can we combine the constitutions? It looks like most of the second constitution can be added to Article 1 of the first constitution, and while we don’t want two constitutions, both are good.
I, Capt. Prarilius Canix of the Black-Footed Ferret, and my faithful crew have returned with an accurate map, two trade routes of great potential, a shipload of treasure and slightly different-colored hair than when we set out. Do the Prime Musers have any new courses plotted for us?
If not, I will set up house in Coontz City. This community is geothermally powered by the Hot Fudge Volcano and does not pollute the beautiful surrounding Fruitful Hills. It will probably soon become a thriving port, due to its proximity to both the Blueberry Sea and the Filling Sea. It is famous for inventions, its patron Muse being Chad.
I was Crrawian on the last thread.
Koko du Pelle, you never showed up to help, so we found a replacement for you. Sorry…
here’s a list:
TAKEN PM OFFICES
kiki_the_great as Aeiouian PM
Bellatrix Lestrange as Mimian PM
Lizzie as Chadian PM
Sir Ozlips as Crrawian PM
Zyvia as Kokopellian PM
curious and questioning as Uranian PM
Otzi as Boian PM
penguini as Featherian PM
THF as Pwtian PM
Righto, we’ve got all our PMs!!!!
HUZZAH!
someone solve our constitution problem…
hullo. is this the most recent museica thread?
That’s right. If it weren’t, you wouldn’t be able to post here.
ANOTHER KOKOPELLIAN PM???????????? ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kills Zyvian with Koko du Pies of Doom*
Oops, I meant kills Zyvia with Koko du Pies of Doom.
Koko du Pelle, no Pies of Doom!
Still no voyage, huh? Oh well.
Captain Canix, you’re mission is on the Ship’s Log thread!
136- my problem with your constitution is that it forms a type of dictatorship. a loose one, but it is still a dictatorship with voting not really taking place. my constitution didn’t give pm’s absolute power over the law cause citizens had a way to repeal the law.
and my name is Z-Y-V-I-V-A not Z-Y-V-I-A.
if people want i’d be glad to incorparte the two constitutions together. after the holiday though.
Can I be chief justise of the court of musia?
156- In the US constitution, which the Museica constitution is based on, justices are appointed by the executive branch and approved by Congress. Since, according to the first Constitution and not contradicted by the second constitution,”the executive power shall be vested in the citizens of the land of Museica who wish to be a part of the government”, there’ll have to be a vote. I’ll tell the random thread.
If the citizens are the executive branch, then there’s no need for Prime Musers, is there?
well that is sooooo not fair, we spent the whole previous thread putting this together and what do you do? you scrap it…
humph.
I’m against the man for aeiou being the cheif justice…
158- Why?
(159) – Because I am horrifically upset that the original government is being scrapped.
If we scrap the Prime Muser system, I am leaving aboard a ship.
Vital message! Pinkus Bunniesloverus approaching from Burnt Crust Wasteland with army of Highlights-brainwashed Pie Barbarians! Tiffany & Laney involved in attack! Deploy Kokopelli Pie Defense Force to Lutztown immediately, please!
alll right pie war !
160-no why don’t you think I sould be justice. I love the bill of rights.
dudes! the Prime Musers are the leislative branch. they get to make all the laws.
and b/c they are an appointed position, they get to make speaches and visit foregn countries and stuff.
Has the KPDF been deployed yet? Pinkus Bunniesloverus is hours away from the border.
KPDF has been deployed – our thanks, Canix, for your warning. I only hope I have done it in time. Also, the distraction from our soon-to-be-aggressive debate was welcome.
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as I was saying…
I have been the PM for several months, and I’m not giving up my office unless the overall majority agrees!
and since the new Constituion has not been signed, I’m still in office! and so is every other PM and other government officer!
If you scrap the original governmetn…
THIS MEANS WAR!!! (at least, I think it does…)
*prepares pie weapons* be warned, I have the KPDF on my side, along with every governmental weapon!
dudes- ho scrappe dthe PM’s??????????????????
all see is a misunderstanding. pms are legislative. citizens are executive. Pm’s make all the rules. citizens follow the rules. why are we having a problem with this.
and necromancer, you are the mimian Pm, how could you want war?
*pies necromancer*
(167) – meh
*reflects Zyviva’s pie with spell*
PM OFFICERS
kiki_the_great as Aeiouian PM
Bellatrix Lestrange as Mimian PM
Lizzie as Chadian PM
Sir Ozlips as Crrawian PM
Zyviva as Kokopellian PM
curious and questioning as Uranian PM
Otzi as Boian PM
penguini as Featherian PM
THF as Pwtian PM
*pies necromancer with super anti-spell pie that duplicates iself whenever it is hit by a spell*
*does not put a spell on Zyvia*
*accepts pie with dignity*
*shoots multitude of pies at Zyviva*
is this what’s become of the government?
pieing each other?
hmmm…
that’s probably the best government, too.
telagragh:to:pms from:justice of peace and war(me) this is crazystop.stopstop.you need to presruf the conition of museicastop. you have never been swan in to the jobstop.let me and we can have a good govermentstop.
(171) – how do you figure yourself to be the justice of peace and war?
Well, this is just stupid – how can you say that we’re not sworn in? Read the previous thread, buddy – we’re the government.
The constitution was never approved by the majority of Musers, so it doesn’t count. The old government still rules.
And you can’t scrap the PMs.
*pies the man for aeiou with chopped liver pies mixed with brussel sprouts*
*curses the man for aeiou*
CHANGE THE CONSTITUTION!!
*decides not to participate in museican government* Keep the Pms. or whatever. Im just a retired PWL living out in a great big house filled with books in the middle of nowhere. I’m also one of the people responible for the Museica you now live in. The lemon meringue treaty prevents all non friendly pieing- and from what i can tell your not being friendly. Do you want a repeat of the great pie wars? forget it. its not allowed.
We’re repeating the great pie wars right now! See the Pie Wars thread
If people say they are pms on the last therd then why do I get outeds in comment 105 by penuini.I am now the fertherian
the pms are the same as in comment 168 but I am fertherian pm.
Gad, TMFA, use some capitalization. And learn to spell. If you want to rule a country by yourself, go to the Pieceful Pie Planet. Or is your ego not satisfied with only one country to dominate?
176: Thanks for not making me the only forum arsehole.
Doesn’t anyone pay attention? The nine Prime Musers are the legislative branch. They make the laws. They also attend diplomatic functions and oversee their specialties. For example, I, the Uranian Prime Muser, am in charge of the space program. The executive branch consists of all self-declared citizens of Museica. They approve laws, suggest improvements, and appoint justices. The Museican Supreme Court decides the constitutionality of the laws if they are challenged. TMFA wants to be chief justice of the Museican Supreme Court, but he/she has to be appointed by the executive branch. So far, there are no yes votes, but one no vote, so it doesn’t look like TMFA is the chief justice.
TMFA, l apologise for post 176. It was extremely rude of me, but I was very annoyed by how you seemed to be declaring yourself ruler of Museica after the Prime Musers had worked so hard to keep it from decaying.
176- you want caps I`LL GIVE YOU CAPS. FOR THREE MONTHS YOU HAVE DILLY DALLED ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION,PMS,AND OTHER THINGS. IF YOU DO NOT SOTP IT I`LL TAKE OVER MUSEICA AS A DICTATOR .YOU ARE TARRIBLE
178- thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have said that like 3x already,
180- the constitution is in place. some people have agreed and those who haven’t have not raised legit obgections. also the pm’s are largly set. this is the current list
kiki_the_great as Aeiouian PM
Necromancer as Mimian PM
Lizzie as Chadian PM
Sir Ozlips as Crrawian PM
Zyviva as Kokopellian PM
curious and questioning as Uranian PM
Otzi as Boian PM
penguini as Featherian PM
THF as Pwtian PM
any one with a problem with this should state it in a calm and resonable voice NOW. You have until Sturday night. if you do not state your objection by then, then you must run as spelle dout in the constitution.
Also, does any one other then TMFA want to be Chief Justice? you have until saturday to put in your name.
The Kokopellian Pm, Zyviva, has spoken.
No objection. Again, sorry for my outburst.
182- since no one else seems to be doing anything, i herby graqnt you a Muserly pardon
*hands over a fat envelope which says Muserly pardon on it*
*Sir Ozlips opens it and is pied*
And that, is a Muserly Pardon for you.
And i am NOT kidding about the deadline.
I applaud Zyviva for her solution.
I would like to challenge Necromancer for the Mimian PMship.
*dials Necromancer’s cell*
I may as well tell her I’m doing this…
Dae, why are you doing this to me?
WHY?!
ugh. I tell you about this blog, and you perfom treason against me.
ugh.
Well, um, I won’t give up my PMship just like that.
Huzzah for the DEBATE.
oh gawd, a debate? no. no debate. no debate.
so how do we decide who is PM?
very simple. you argue it out. you each get one post to be posted by saturday that acts as a campaign speech. after that, you may debate in a reasonable fashion until sunday afternoon. on sunday afternoon (12:00 pm- 11:59 pm museblog time) every museblogger (per PERSON not per Identity) posts who tehy wish to vote for. teh other PMs (and the GAPAs if they so desire) get to count up the votes. i wish there was a way to do secret voting, but i can’t think of anything.
i suggest that before anyone start getting heated in the debate that they take a look on the “who’s here” page.
oh wait- i forgot. since i like playing along, Dae, have you been on for the required four weeks?
186- oooooooooook I`m fine with that. if I am not the cj can I pleases be the fertherian pm. I have been wanting thet for this whole therd!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Secret voting could be done with the GAPAs helping. You would post once under the name “Voter” with your email address. The GAPAs would make sure nobody voted more than once using the email addresses, but the voting would otherwise be secret. The PMs would count all posts by “Voter” and decide the winner. Only “with the GAPAs helping” are the operative words. Please? Pleaseplease?
i checke dit up. if Dae is not Necromancer, then she hasn’t been on museblog long enought to be PM- sorry Dae. So the final Pm list is
kiki_the_great as Aeiouian PM
Necromancer as Mimian PM
Lizzie as Chadian PM
Sir Ozlips as Crrawian PM
Zyviva as Kokopellian PM
curious and questioning as Uranian PM
Otzi as Boian PM
penguini as Featherian PM
THF as Pwtian PM
also-
TMFA as CJ
any volunteers for Vice PMs?
189-me. featherian
ooops! din`t see the A
Yay! Even though I missed a fair amount of time, (not my fault, or not exactly) I’m still considered Pwtian! Yay!
What’s this deal about chief justice? Why should there be one? What’s their job, exactly?
I don’t really know Dae Huan, so I vote for BL, (I would rather call her that than Necromancer) and I have grown to like her as Mimian.
185 – Everyone who wants to votes, I think. Makes sense to me.
the cheif justice is the ultimate head of the museica court. also, if there is a debate about how to interpret the constituition, they get to- after discussing with the pms and vpms- make a ruling.
Could someone please explain what is going on?
Sorries for being so clueless.
Did I just post? Well, if I didn’t, could someone explain this thread to me, please?
phioex-a history of museica
7 blog years ago (this is blog year 14. the BYs count from the start of the blog. september was blog year 13. BYs are 1 BY=
1/12 of a real year)war broke out at the end the water came up and sank the coninents . museica amerd as the land . it`s pie (go on, eat the ground. it`s great!) .the pms are the rulers and the cj makes sher the pms are fair. the con.is up nearer the top.
gapas can we get the new on up ? the therd is on page #3!
Can I join?
of course ye can.
official postitions that remain- any vice pm or a judg (chief justice is already taken)
ignore the typos, and comment 120 is the general just of the constitution.
we care more about the pie though.
What would the responsibilities be for each job?
Could I make up other jobs?
193 – That doesn’t seem right. And I thought Kokopellian had that job…I like the point of every PM being equal, and every VPM being equal too. Not just one main source of power and then a bunch of helpers. Like the US is. Even though that makes a tad bit more sense…I know it’s for the court, not the PMs, but then you said that the chief justice talked to the PMs about the decisions….
196 – I should come up with a map. And a story for each section. Let me work on that……
199 – Talk to the PMs. We can talk about jobs. Or maybe that should be left to all the regular citizens to decide.
Sorry to double post:
People need to come up with cities and territories for my map. I plan on orginizing the map as soon as those are in. Someone, please come up with a reasonable deadline for “submissions.”
make up away.
vpms sub for their pm if the pm is out. they also get to vote on realy important things or if they feel like it. judges (we need a more muserly word) get to *gasp* judge things and interpret the cionstitution.
ithink cheif librarian is also taken,
WARNING
becomeing a part of the museica govt. maksyou more lilely to be pied,
Not for children under one year.
not for the faint hearted, people prone to pie-carried disorders, or people who are un-muserly
if you disoby me i will sue you- for millions and millions of pies.
places- Zyvivoplis, Zyvivtopia, Kokopia, GAPA County, Kokopilis, the Great Apple Pie Mountain Range, The Kokopelli Shrine, The Awsome Pie Range
203 – I’ll think about that. I might change a few syllables here and there, or take some out. I also need landmarks.
I made one up. It’ll probably be called Lake Kokopaqua. It’s a large Blueberry lake in the Cherry Piece of Museica. Origin: Large pie crashed into the surface of the destroyed city of Kokoterra. It has been eaten from the inside out ever since. Time created: BY14 Current size: 19 Kokes 7 Ures perimeter; Diameter of 10 Kokes. Current Depth: 12 Kokes 9 Ures
The Great Pralines: Giant pecans in the Peach Piece forming a mountain borderline between Kokoterra Mark Two and The Uranian Peak. Origin: Buildup of pecans from those who don’t like nuts. Time created: BY1 Current size: 60 Kokes. Current Height: 20 Kokes
Sound good? I hope so. With only those two on it, Museica looks like this, as well as my virtual picture skills can handle (with more cities and things the map will be much bigger):
^^=Great Pralines
o=Lake Kokopaqua
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That doesn’t look quite right, but I’ll fix the proportions later.
GAPAs- is their a waya map could be made on, for example, paint and then emailed to one of tyu na dthen posted?
205 – That’s a good idea. Scan and then email. Works for me. Because as talented as I am at virtual picture-making, that map is not doing it for me.
We made up the geography on the Rebuilding Civilization thread, didn’t we?
207 – Yes, but you didn’t really come up with solid looks, and a lot of it was about ships and stuff. And everyone basically just said things, not discussing what would be best. That’s what I want to do. That might be a bit too orginized for MuseBlog, but I want to try.
museica has nine(9) states each is named after muse. the capital of museica is new iceland becuse they are great reader . 100% can read.new iceland is in kokopelli. the state capitals are:
aeiou-y
bo-fact
crraw-lewis carrel (sp?)
feather-carrets
pwt-pwn
chad-inventer
urania-star
kokopelli-pie
mimi-nice
the reson the capital have short is so that kids in school can memerise them esaly
209 – Should I put those on my map?
If so, where would you like each one?
sure, put them on the map
Go pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have returned with an accurate map of the southern part of Museica to find that the northern part is being re-organized. I sincerely hope that the PMs will provide me with an updated chart before sending my crew and I on our next voyage.
209 – Kids should memorize them no matter how obscure they are! They are a part of their country! But you’re right, it is a good idea.
I’m working on the map…it’s very hard to do…
thf-yes plese. the capitals can be eanyware but the sates are like this:kokopelli – center. new ice land is the center of museica.
mimi-north of kokopelli
feather-west of kokopelli
aeiou-south of kokopelli
urania-east of kokopelli
chad-nouthwest of kokopelli
bo-southwest of kokopelli
pwt-southeast of kokopelli
crraw-noutheast of kokopelli
I’m home from school today and most of today will probably be spent making the Museica map!
And I was thinking of having a different flavor “Piece” to be each state. How does this sound:
Kokopelli = Every possible kind
Urania = Blueberry and boysenberry
Feather = Key lime
Mimi = Peach
I’ll tell you the rest later…
yay! go kokopelli!
As Kokopellian P, i second the motion
215-yah! aeiou=banananananananananananananaanana cream
thats super banana craem
Let’s have each state have many cities around the border, agricultural land farther in, and a large national park at the heart.
Will one of the PMs give my crew and I a voyage? We have gotten rather landsick.
prarilius canix- by the power vested in me by museica here is you
quest:get a group of citezens and coloniz a place.
to the pms -find me justisis!
Thank you, TMFA!
Alright, I hear you. *scribbles on Museica graph paper pad*
Aeiou: Super Banana Cream Piece
Hello, citizens of Museica. If you wish to join a colony overseas, please report to the Black-footed Ferret at Pier 9 of the marina in Coontz City. Go to the Ships’ Logs’ thread (here: https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=481) to sign up. If that isn’t a link, go to the “Visit these Threads” thread and scroll down to post 9.
Oops. Ignore the italics after Black-footed Ferret.
215-aeio-pumpkin
bo-apple
chad- banana cream
that leaves pwt and crraw…
pwt- plum
crraw- mud
(no offence to crraw intended)
I like the New Museica.
srry to triple post- but, make Bo cherry. and i am almost done a map on piaint, GAPA, is there an email i could send it to to be posted?
You can send artwork to gapa@musefanpage.com. Our e-mail has been offline for a week, but our Web company is on the job and should fix it soon. I hope.
WHAT????
MY STATE’S FLAVOR IS MUD PIE??????
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can we perhaps make it lemon meringue? *yummm*
230- how about chocolate instead?
231- That isn’t really a pie flavor.
yes it is
i’ve had it
and since when did musers worry about a thing like that anyway?
But chocolate is so BORING!!!!!!!!
i’m happy i left
232 – Yes it is! I’ve had it! Chocolate cream pie, mmmm. It’s my Grampa’s favorite, too.
234 – Well, actually, it isn’t. I think that it is fairly original….
Here’s a story I started writing. If I have the complete wrong idea or something, just tell me. Anything in [brackets] is a note to the reader, but not part of the story:
Once upon a time, in the depths of happy getting along, a girl/boy named [Muser name here] and many friends/supporters (such as Kokopelli) got an idea.
“Maybe,” thought [name here] and many other friends (such as Kokopelli), “We could start a war. A froody war, with pies flying everywhere! What flamablamablous chaos that would create!”
And thus began The Great Pie War.
[description of the war here]
For Blog Years after the war, banana cream and other pie makin’s covered the surface of the once-perfect island of Museica. Although most of the people on Museica were humans, and on top of that, most of them were descended from apes and could swing from treetop to treetop, the island had been deserted due to too many incidents involving stickiness.
Those who survived the deadly [no offense to pie lovers, but they had morphed a bit over time] banana cream and the long ship ride of exploration lived happily in the land of MuseBlog for many Blog Years. But soon the people of MuseBlog became more curious as to what had happened to their wonderful world. So a troop of veterans boarded [ship name here] and sailed back to Museica.
Over the Blog Years, all the stickiness had formed a hard crust, and it had swelled quite a bit, but the island was safe to walk on. But the destruction was still devastating. What could they do?
“I know,” said a bright sailor named [name here], “We can rebuild civilization!”
This was such a good idea that everyone agreed to it. And [bright sailor’s name here] spoke to the GAPAs of MuseBlog and convinced them to start a thread on MuseBlog called “Rebuilding Civilization,” as well as other similar threads. And thus the work began.
Everyone thought that it would be wise to scrape off the banana cream and other pie makin’s first, so that is what they did. Once the layers had been removed, (which took almost an entire BY) they looked around. Everything looked the same, except for the fact that it had all been suffocated. They had to take the dead vegetation out if they wanted civilization to be rebuilt.
MuseBlog had plenty of green, so the people took some and scattered it across the island of Old Museica. It looked much better. But many problems remained. [ ]
Is New Museica a completely different place? Because I’ll have to change this if it is…
OK. Crraw is chocolate cream pie.
No, New Museica is not a different place, just a more organized version.
Thank you, Ozlips. Now I don’t have to completely change my whole story.
Is Zyviva making a map, or me? Or both of us? Because if it’s both, I have the feeling that we’re both going to have to change ours a lot…
i mad eone and emailed it in, the gapas email must still be down
239 – I know. I’m just wondering exactly how that’s going to work. I probably can’t scan mine anyway…oh well.
I disagree with TMFA’s names. Reality as I see it:
The capital of Museica is New Reykjavik. There are 9 pie slices, one overseen by each PM. They are referred to as Kokopel, Urainicia, Mimimi, Featherland, Chadia(the first a is pronounced with an “a” sound, as in gain), Aeiouy, Pwter, Boshire, and Crrawton. The capitals and features of each state I will let their respective PMs decide. I’m the Uranian PM, so Urainicia’s capital city is Galilei and notable landmarks include Great Slice Ravine and the Custard and Meringue Marshes. New Reykjavik is where all the states meet and it’s not in any of them.
Oh, good. Crrawton is apple cinnamon, since meringue is already taken. Its capitol, Rhym, is centered by one enormous library, which is the third tallest building in the world. Rhym is on the shore of the Eastern Seas. The Crusty Plains take up most of Crrawton, but on its westernmost edge, there are the Alamode Mts., whose foothills are home to numerous apple orchards. Spices are found in great abundance here.
There’s been a request for Chronicles, Part the Third. I think that’s a good idea, even though we haven’t reached the traditional 300 posts yet. So… off to the next installment!