Ships’ Logs: Beyond Museica, Part 3
The incomprehensible nautical saga continues. Feel free to consult Ships’ Logs: Part Two if you think it will help.
Date: October 23, 2006
Categories: Nonrandom Craziness
Thursday, 2 May 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
The incomprehensible nautical saga continues. Feel free to consult Ships’ Logs: Part Two if you think it will help.
Date: October 23, 2006
Categories: Nonrandom Craziness
i vote for gulf of dornavenk.
frist post!
Gulf of Dornavenk: 1 vote
Navenk: 1 vote
Dor: 1 vote
Iknurowlis: 1 vote
Jadestone, Rebecca Lasley, we still need to hear from you.
Second post????
I am so glad that the GAPAs continued this thread. The party mentioned on the last thread commences… NOW!!!!!!!!!
I vote Gulf of Dornavenk.
Since I am not on a ship, I’ll make my own.
The Ryll-Tynga shall launch now.
I’m the Captyn. Any crew?
OOO! mEEEEEEEEEEE! but…i’m first mayte! woohoo! and i vote… uh. i don’t know what i vote. CAptyn? what do i vote? err… what do you vote?
i wanna make a ship
THE ENCHILADA STEAMER
that was random oh well its almost time to eat dinner
oh boy
anyone who wants to be on my crew can join
………………………………………………………………
we are a top class steam liner
we have a large entertainment area
a haunted suite \
beautiful view
we also take guests we have 50 rooms all are suites.we will take crew applications and any and all questions will be answered asap
6- Sure!!
Crew of The Ryll-Tanga
Captyn- Kiki The Great
First Mait- Cheese Monkey Numba 1
Anyone else?
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no one i guess this thread is going to be small and maybe no one wants to be on my ship
Hooray!!!! I honor the GAPAs!!! All Honor The GAPAs!!! PARTY!!!!! *inflates huge HPB baloons*
Hey Lady of the Broomcupboard! I’ll join your ship as long as I’m head cook!
NONONO!! Join the Ryll-Tanga! Pweeeeeeez??
Rebecca Lasley, Jadestone. Please tell me what your vote is.
Gulf of Dornavenk still holds the top vote.
The partying aboard ship is unbelievable. A giant banana creme pie has been cooked, and people are diving into it from the top of the mast. The cannons are fired in salute again and again. Fireworks hurtle into the sky almost nonstop. The party will continue until Jadestone and Rebecca Lasley place their votes.
Voting ends on Saturday.
Apologies for tardiness, mon capitaine. I was so busy with party preparations and then, well, with the party . . . and oooh! great fireworks!
OK, let’s see. “Unfriendly tribes of sentient, carnivorous reptiles” . . . can’t say that sounds too auspicious. Navenk sounds nice, but this is about founding a colony, not personal preference.
Hmm. I worry the bakers might look askance at the rodents and undermine our good standing in Iknurowlis, and there goes my retirement plan. I guess I must vote for the Gulf of Dornavenk.
kiwimuncher welcome to the enchilada seamer
YAY I AM FIRST MATE!
*dances oddly, aka twitches randomly”
“BEWARE OF GRAPE WITH WOODEN MALLET”
ain’t that the truth?
now the enchilada steamer has a glorious cook/head chef
a five star resturaunt
thank you kiwimuncher
OK. No matter what Jadestone’s vote is, the Gulf of Dornavenk will win with three votes. We shall… set sail!!!!!
Note. Party continues till we are out of sight of Museica.
~
Oct. 28, Third Voyage. We have begun sailing west. Museica is now just a splotch on the horizon. In the distance, I can see a large ship, approaching fast. I wonder what it could be.
~
this large ship you speak of is my steamer which only has a chef
i need staff
PlEaSe
23- Sorry, but we are stretched for crew as well. Advertise on the Chronicles of Museica thread- https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=473
19-I know where that saying is from! (Oh, where is my hairbrush?)
*doctor emerges from pie, covered in yellow filling.*
Cap’n, that ship looks rather like a pie-rate ship, but is’s hard to tell. It’s hard to tell, from so far away. But it is getting closer and closer, very quickly. How does it manage to go so fast? Should we flee, or should we risk staying? Do they want to steal the giant pie?
*dives back into pie*
I really hope not!
19-I know where that saying is from! (Oh, where is my hairbrush?)
*doctor emerges from pie, covered in yellow filling.*
Cap’n, that ship looks rather like a pie-rate ship, but is’s hard to tell. It’s hard to tell, from so far away. But it is getting closer and closer, very quickly. How does it manage to go so fast? Should we flee, or should we risk staying? Do they want to steal the giant pie?
*dives back into pie*
I really hope not!
*speaks from inside the pie, her voice muffled*
It is a steamship, and not a hostile one.
~
Oct. 25. The Enchilada Steamer is sailing alongside us. I am studying a map of the Gulf of Dornavenk to find a good location for the colony. There are 5 uninhabited islands to choose from.
Abced Isle
Figh Island
J’klomn Isle
Qurtv’s Island
Zwyx Isle
Information on those islands later.
Abced Isle is an oblong island in the northern Gulf. It is covered with majestic, foggy redwood forests. Loose circles of standing stones are built on almost every hill, mysterious runes inscribed into the hard granite.
Figh Island is in the central Gulf, and it has a rather Mediterranean climate. It is covered with fig trees, ample material for pies. It is roughly circular, with a smooth coastline.
Will the Enchilada Steamer be willing to take our passengers on board? Our ship is overcrowded. We would pay handsomely if necssary.
Able to write again at last. The smoke sighted by Blackblogger was a ship manned by hot pink bunnies who attacked us and took us and the Ooei to Pie Island, which is the first of the Pie Isles, and took the logbook and I recovered it just now. Whew! what a long sentence!
Ship’s Log: the Ooei.
On the first of the pie isles. Blackblogger is looking for our ship. No Editors, just hot pink bunnies, and they’re hostile.
I’ll join the Enchilada Steamer, IF you let me be first mate…
or Head Gunner…
if the Enchilada even has any weaponry…
If they have good appetites then I’m good with it! What shall we eat?
Maybe shrimp stew with cheesy garlic biscuits and custard.Yum!
Nah. The Enchilada Steamer doesn’t have any weapons, I think, I guess I wouldn’t know. I’m ship cook. But I thought we were a peaceful ship!
Hey! I like the sound of Zwyx Isle! It has very hardy soil and the east half of the island is covered with kiwi trees! Come on everyone! If we go there, I can make my famous kiwi chocolate cream pie! Yum!
so do you except me as first mate, Lady of the broom cupboard?
i add a new ship!!!!!!!!
The Vivid Invisible (with bright flashing colors) she is an honorable ship, who will join me?
35- wasn’t Zwyx inhabited with evil frogs that muse?
OH NO!!!!!
I JUST FOUND LADY OF THE BROOM CUPBOARD UNCONSEUS LYING ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hereby take command of the Enchilada until the captain wakes up, then we’ll simply push the rewind button and rewind back to were we are right now!
kiwimuncher, make some steak!
I vote the Gulf of Dornavenk! Sorry for not being on… been busy, sorta forgot to come to this thread last visit. Oops. But it wouldn’t metter, we’d go there anyway.
Oooh, Islands. Which one will we go to? I like the sound of Abced. I’g like the chance o get a look at some of those ruins…
yes welcome to the enchilada steamer HMOTT
you are excepted as first mate
we now have
kiwimuncher-head chef
HMOTT-first mate
we still have many spaces and much room for guests
31-we will take your guests for free
THE ENCHILADA STEAMER is currently sailing to zxyx isle to trade off guests temporarily or permanently
ship entry- the traveling has been tough we have been constantly aiding to the passengers every whim…..our ship has been sailing through the bermuda triangle and we are not to sure we should be
our guests claim to have seen somthing dark and moving under the ship
maybe we do need a head gunner for these strange situations
~
One vote for Abced, one for Zwyx.
J’klomn Isle is a very hot, tropical place with many semiprecious gems in the depths of its rainforests. It lies a few miles off the coast of Dor.
Qurtv’s Island is a narrow ring of land surrounding an enormous freshwater lake. I vote for Qutrv’s Isle, as I hope to construct our colony’s capital on a giant, floating pie.
Abced- 1 vote
Qutrv’s island- 1 vote
Zwyx- 1 vote
OK im awake
i had passed out from eating too many eclairs
actually i am kinda sick thank you HMOTT for taking over…….
I shalt go to any island the Black-Footed Ferret takes us to! *strikes noble pose*
However, Qurtv, or maybe Abced, sounds good to me.
Okay. I’ll make some steak after I go fishing.
Hey, whats that tug?!
Eeeeekk! There’s a giant fish down there that is eating my bait!
Hey, maybe it’s hungry.
Oooh! It’s saying something! What’s that you are saying?
Oh. Sorry HMOTT. Aparently the sea monster smelled my cooking and it wants your steak. I must admitit is pretty good.
I hereby close my ship. and join the enchilada steamer as the official navigator, cartographer, and unmitigated annoyance.(I have gotten permission from LOTBC) HAIL THE ENCHILADA STEAMER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Qurtv’s Island- 2 votes
Abced- 1 vote
Zwyx- 1 vote
We still need votes from Rebecca Lasley, The Insane Blue Sage, the man for aeiou, HMOTT, and- that’s it.
i vote for qutr’s island.
altho i’m it sea museica’s court still calls. the 2 hpbs are now the prime witnessiss agenst bunnyloverous.i’ll talk ot them later.
Qurtv’s Island- 3 votes
Abced- 1 vote
Zwyx- 1 vote
We still need votes from Rebecca Lasley, HMOTT, and The Insane Blue Sage.
Oh, and lady of the broom cupboard.
i vote zwyx and THE insane blue is welcomed to my ship w/ open arms
she will be are navigator cartographer and CASUAL annoyance
thanx to all for joining we are having soooo many guests…….oh and kiwimuncher you have been awarded musica’s top chef you officially get 1000 musedollars
other awards presented shortly
ship log……that strange moving thing turned out to be the rubadubtub ship from long ago in the 1960’s the moving thing was just a trick of the water we are hiring any searcher/retriever people and an architect to redesign and fix up the rubadubtub
these people wil become permanent members of the ENCHILADA STEAMER
Qurtv’s Island- 3 votes
Zwyx- 2 votes
Abced- 1 vote
We still need votes from Rebecca Lasley, HMOTT, and The Insane Blue Sage. Again, choices are Abced, Figh, J’klomn, Qurtv’s and Zwyx.
This thread is a little mundane compared to the last two… maybe it will pick up after we stop drifting around and voting off the coast of Museica.
OK, I’ll go for Qurtv.
Come on everyone! We need votes! Where are we going to sail?! Come on, don’t you want to go to Zwyx and eat some of my famous kiwi chocolate cream pie? It’s really scrumptious!
Oh, dinner is chicken alfedo, tossed salad, and chocolate eclairs!
ok ok ok I was just about to vote zwyx, i not afraid of the frogssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Qurtv’s Island-4 votes
Zwyx- 3 votes
Abced- 1 vote
We still must hear from lady of the broom cupboard and HMOTT.
The majority of my crew voted for Qurtv’s Island. If the Enchilada Steamer’s crew votes for Zwyx, they can take half of the colonizing families. Then we’d have two colonies.
What about the Ryll-Tanga? Oh nevermind, I’m not going to go on this thread anyways……
Oh come on peoples, you know you want to go to Zywx!!! and vote!! so we can get on with it!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh, LOTBC has voted on post 54 jess so you know
Oh my! Is Zywx and Qurtv tied?! What will we do?! Oh well. Maybe we can solve the problem other some nice hearty breakfast. We have crab patties, eggs, and orange juice. While I’m thinking about it, whatever happened to the LIRs? I wasn’t around during the beginning of this ships log but I heard about them. Where are they?!
what’s the blog number for the description of Zwyx?
i’m feelin kinda lazy and a don’t wanna look.
Zwyx is described, slightly, in comments 35 and 37.
i vote Qurtz.
sorry, kiwimuncher.:sad:
So we are going to Qurtz? let us be of!!!!!!!!!
so we’re goin’ to qurtz, then?
this threads gettin kinda slow…
The island’s name is QURTV’S ISLAND. Yes, we are going to it.
sorry. QURTV’S.
grrrrrrrrrr no one is wanting to be an architect searcher retriever person oh well OFF TO QURTV’S ISLAND
we must raise the rubadubtub
y o y wont any1 help
75. i’ll go post
ARCHITECT SEARCHER RETRIEVER
WANTED FOR SERVICE IN THE ENCHILADA
STEAMER.
in the random thread.
My crew and I will help raise the Rubadubtub.
*dives into water and fastens ropes to sunken boat*
heave! heave! *heaves*
HEAVE! HO!
HEAVE! HO!
The Rubadubtub is seaworthy.
45. whew. i was nervous you’d be aggravated,
as i hadn’t quite been officially accepted.
shall i be captain of the Rubadubtub until we
find a proper commander?
~
Oct. 28. We have finished voting and are on our way to Qurtv’s Island. The Filling Sea is mostly uncharted, but I know of a good berth from my last voyage. It is the Island of Featherleaf Trees. We will probably reach it by late evening.
~
Crew! To the guns! A pierate ship has been sighted to starboard! It appears to be the Skool, the most dreaded vessel afloat since the Queen Rosanne’s Revenge was sunk. Our ship’s doctor crossed bows with its Captain Summercamp once and only lived to tell the tale because of some exploding berries. This will probably be the Black-footed Ferret‘s toughest battle yet… and with the most at stake, with 100 civilians aboard our companion ship.
sure hmott can be the captain of the rubadubtub supervised by me
good luck to you
*readies pie cannon* Arr, this’ll be a tough one, ya. Do we have a plan of action, Captain Canix?
Our plan:
We launch the jellyboat Flamablamaberry, with me and Ruffled Grouse inside, so that it looks like some of the crew are trying to escape. Since I am the captain, and Summercamp has a personal grudge against Ruffled Grouse, he will probably go after the jellyboat. Meanwhile, Jadestone will maneuver the Black-footed Ferret so that it is broadside on to the pursuing Skool, and Rebecca Lasley will launch a barrage of exploding pies at them. As the Skool founders in the waves, the Flamablamaberry will turn around and use grappling hooks to get aboard, while Jadestone covers us from the deck of the Black-footed Ferret. Summercamp will be forced to surrender if he doesn’t want to sink along with his ship.
Launch the Flamablamaberry.
ah!!!!!i was off for like ONE DAY, and all this stuff happens?
uh..
86/7: good plan, launch ship!!!!!
where DID my CAPEEETAN go! i am all alone!
ooooooooo
PARTY OVER HERE! i am capeeetan of the Ryll Tanga unless my capeeetan comes back and fires me! that would be sad…….
Enchilada steamer: since i am basically the only crew of my ship, why don’ts we SQUISH our boats/crew together? we can call it the
ENCHILADA TANGO!
yes tango. tango is more enchilada-esque.
SPECIAL!
Aye aye, Captain! *salutes and takes wheel* Give me a signal when you want us to fire!! *readies sails*
He’s getting closer, Captian Canix! But he’s no match for The Black-Footed Ferret!
A touch more starboard, Jadestone… two points port…
All right, hold steady… Stand by, Ms. Lasley…
FIRE!!!!!!!!
falls backwards in shock, even though not on same ship.
WHERE IS MY CAPTAIN ANYWAY?
sniff…..
~
Oct. 30. Our plan to capture Summercamp worked, but we were blown off course by a storm which blew us to the south-west several hundred miles. I think it must have been a low-pressure front that split off the Stormbelt and circled down through Navenk. If so, it was a big one, because it blew the Enchilada Steamer along as well. We are now near the coast of Dor. We have only to sail north and we will reach the Yaamlush Strait, and thence west to Qurtv’s Island.
~
I am the enchaladas steamer newest member!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BassJelly, why not the Black-footed Ferret? We have only 4 crewmembers. The Enchilada Steamer has… um … 4 as well. Your choice, then. I’m just saying that with so many sailors DESERTING(glares at crew members who haven’t posted since the first thread), it would be nice if the old ships could have some fresh privateers.
We’re pretty close to 100 posts.
Yes, Summercamp does have a grudge against me. It’s a long story…
Now I will go annoy him because he is our captive!!!!
(evil laughter)
I see a floating pink lump in the water! It is a swiming HPB? Is that even possible? Maybe Qurtv is surrounded by schools of HPBs who live in the water! I do hope they are friendly!
Hello BassJelly! What is your job? In case you don’t already know, I’m ships cook. I’m trying to make a Welcoming cake for you and I was going to put words in multicolored icing on it. It says, Welcome BassJelly, our new________. What will go in that spot? You could be first mate (HMOTT is now captain of the Rubadubtub), the lookout, the gunner, a crew member or whatever else you can think up. Hmmm. By the way, what kind of icing do you want? Sweet or whipped?
Hey, did you guys know that the thing that pirates dread the most is steamed heads of cabbage? They dislike the stuff so much that all they have to do is see one and they will go completely looney! This might seem gros but when they see them they grab the nearest coathanger and…….. Nah. You don’t want to know. Just, if you ever want to have a pirate over for dinner then don’t serve them cabbage. It would have disaterous results.
yaaaaay base jelly is in our crew we need a first mate for the rubadubtub so why not or if you want to be on my ship i would be greatly honored
88 i dont know i think my crew would have to vote but i think were actually happy as we are
soon if we find many new ships we could have our own fleet
anybody like the idea
oh kiwimuncher we need a feast for todays celebration of halloween
~
Oct. 31. We have reached the Yaamlush Strait. Qurtv’s Island is indeed surrounded by colonies of swimming HPBs. We will probably be able to trade with them.
~
Alas. Halloween is over, but I think my feast was a blast last night! Didn’t you guys like my turkey tetrazzini, pumpkin pudding, and my endless supply of candy corn? I love candy corn.
Hey, weren’t we fighting pirates? Where did they go? We could use cabbage!
~
Nov. 1. We have made landfall at Qurtv’s Island and have started construction of Hydropastrica, the capital city. It will be built on a giant, floating pie in the middle of Qurtv Lake.
~
wait a sec! i’m only temporary captain of the Rubadubtub(see 81)!!! Bass Jelly can’t be first mate!
and anyway, i think we should give Rubadubtub to Hydropastrica as a defense against Summercamp’s cronies.
~
nov.1. I am the first musica cuot oficale to leve museica and set foot on Qurtv’s.Prarilius Canix-can i be pm of the colone. I am sending a teghagraph to museica
~
i probably won’t be back till saturday
104- Sure. After all, you do have some experience with the government. What should the colony be called?
At 150 posts, we will have a Halfway Point Party.
I have traded with the swiming HPBs, so now we have some more materials for Hydropastrica. I have also asked the swimming HPBs if they could help with the construction of the capital city, and they agreed, as long as we pay them 3 pies a week.
Yes! Another Party! I LOVE parties!
Some suggestions:
The Outer Colony
The Gulf Colony
Hydropastrica
Museican Qurtv
ok bass jelly can be temporary first mate and then pick a job that hasnt been taken
As I have not seen Captian Bellatrix Lestrange around for a great while, I, the first mate of The Sweet Tiramisu, will assume her duties as captian.
At last count, the crew was this:
Eccentric The Afterthought
Goddess Of Chaos
Travatan Oteino
Shadowkat
and about 25 LIRs.
Sweet Melpomene had stolen one of our Jollyboats and jumped ship.
We were just sailing quickly away from the Island of Unspeakable Horrors, which I have dubbed on my map, “Highlightsland”. It is to be avoided at all costs.
Are any of my crew present and accounted for?
Are there any who will join me?
Is Bellatrix Lestrange out there?
We are setting a course North-West, into the great unknown.
106,109-how about canopoliss
Canopolis? It would be a great honor, but that seems more like the name of a city. Suppose that the floating city be called Canopolis, and the entire colony Hydropastrica.
113- that sounds good.
are we gonna leave the Rubadubtub here or keep it?
I don’t care…
wait! if it’s all right with the crew of the Enchilada Steamer and The Black-Footed Ferret (who helped recover this most seaworthy Sloop of Pie War, I and whoever deems themselves worthy will sail and wage
a Pie War on the sons of Summercamp.
is there bad blood between Musers and Highlighteers(made that up myself, you know)?
Well, there are many more Highlighters than musers, but they lack out intelect, ability, and…umm… many other good atributes. There is no reason why people should enjoy Highlights more than Muse. Muse is so much better. Hmph.
The colony so far…
A narrow ring of land surrounding a huge freshwater lake. The floating city Canopolis is the only urban area so far. It contains the Jadestone District, the Lasley District and the Grouse District. Perhaps construction of another city, such as San Cupboardia, can begin, so as to honor the crew of the Enchilada Steamer.
Should Hydropastrica be independent from Museica?
Hmmm… it could be a port and resting place for ships and such so we don’t take up to much room at the mainland. What better a place than surounded by water for sailers? Plus, if we can find a chanel into the lake it would make a magnificent safe harbor durring storms.
115- YES!
we dislike highlights’ dated, patronizing and limited content. It does not stretch children’s minds. It is awful. *bleh*
I have constructed a small house in Grouse district for when we are in port at Hydropastrica. It is VERY small. (yes, yes, it is an upturned rowboat)
Maube if Hydropastrica wants to be inependent, Museca will let
it be, to aovid a revolutionary war. However, if it wants to be a colony, then it should be allowed to be.
Highlighters can only be allowed in any part of Museca if they swear an oath of alligence to Muse, and read Muse several times a day.
Otzi-I am present and accounted for! Give me a title(not noble, or anything, you know what I mean), and tell me what I need to do.
museica is a good palce to be connected to but then i can`t be pm.
What about establishing some form of commonwealth? Hydropastrica could maintain its close ties with Museica yet have its own government, so TMFA could still be PM.
124- Sounds great, but since the PMs are largely Museican, let’s have the title be Governing Muser, or GM. May I be Grand Admiral of the Hydropastrican Navy?
125-yes
do you like my titles
127- Yup.
119- sounds good to me
125- you’d be a great admiral
I use to get highlights when I was
younger.*makes sour face*
weren’t we gonna have some sort of celebration at 100 posts? little to late now…
130- That’s 150 posts.
Thanks, Shadowkat!
If you see any other members of the crew skulking around, alert them and see if they wish to continue service on our ship!
GRR!!!:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad;;mad::mad:
okay, so first I try to go to the random thread,so i click on it, and
then
the little bar down at the bottom of the page saydone, but with errors on page.
BUT NOTHING HAPPENS!
I just sit there, waiting for the page to change,
and guess what!? NOTHING HAPPENS! STILL!
so
I
just decide to go here. so i go here, and it works fine. so then i think “oh, it must jus’ be our connection.” and then i right most of what you see right now and then all of a sudden IT TAKES ME TO THE RANDOM THREAD!
:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
Hydropastrica will be a good port, because it lies in the middle of the Yaamlush Strait and thus all trade between Museica and Dornavenk will have to go past it. I suggest we construct wharves and inns for the convenience of trading ships.
RAAAAHHHHHH!!! DO YOU SEE THAT?! I PRIDE MYSELF IN MY PARAGRAPHICAL NEATNESS!
IT’S MOCKING ME! IT’S MOCKING ME!
whew…..
i think i need a pie war…
133- We’ve all been there.
I will commission some HPBs to dig a canal between the lake and the sea. A complex gate-and-pump system will be set up so that the freshwater does not intermingle with the saltwater and mess up the ecosystem of the lake. However, ships will still be able to get through.
*decides that nobody’s answering post 115 he will do as he wants.*
~I have commisioned some of the land lubbers to update the weaponry of the Rubadubtub.
We now bear:
five RFPL(Rapid Fire Pie Launchers), two
on the starbaord side, two on the port, one on the for
two GPC(Giant Pie Launchers), fore and aft
and a MPS(Miniature Pie Sniper) up in the crow’s
nest
:oops:I forgot to put the ending squiggle. I’ll put one now;~
ty 117 we are honored for the honor given to us???? i havnt been posting as much i have no idea of what to do with the rubadubtub i think that we need an installment of RFPL on the enchilada steamer just incase a pie war breaks out
HMOTT we might need a pie war but not until we are equipped w/ good defence
oh we should make….oh nm it already is ok we shall use rubadubtub for wars
I’m confused. I still thought that we were fighting pirates. I specially cooked a whole deckfull of cabbage too.
I can help with the pies. What kinds are your favorite?
By the way, do you like cooked seagull because there are an awful lot of them around here!
~ships log of the sloop of pie war Rubadubtub-
november 7,
I have commisioned some HPBs to be my crew until enough positions are filled. preperations are being made to sail.
I have done some research on the sons of Summercamp. It appears that his sons are the following:
Siyence: terrefying pirate captian of the northern seas
Geeometree: captian of a legendary submarine of incredible firepower
Maath: evil lord of a floating pirate island
there are also rumors of many more sons, one of which is a supposedly invincable usurper called Eljabraa, lord of all thing evil and vile. I coudn’t, however, dig up any information on him or any other sons.~
In the Great Library of Crraw, I found a book documenting famous pierates. Summercamp has two more sons, Llangwichartz and Whirl d’Studdiz. Llangwichartz patrols the seas east of the Stormbelt in his ship Grammar, waiting for hapless ships damaged by the permanent hurricane, and Whirl d’Studdiz is a nautical nomad, terrorizing merchant ships and coastal towns.
~
Ship’s Log. We are half a nautical mile away from Qurtv’s Isle. I have heard of the legendary deposits of pastrium in the rocks of the lakebed and have sailed here to claim it. Last I heard, this island was uninhabited, so we will have no trouble.
~
Oh, so we are being followed by pirates! Now my cabbage won’t go to waste! Hey Bassjelly, could you help me design some cabbage guns? They would be great weapons!
Tonight I am making clam chowder with crossants and crab cakes. Do you guys like hushpuppies?
~
a bottle with paper in it washed up on the shore today. this is what it said:
you have kill sumercamp jr.
but not me. sighed
sumercamp,tarrer of the filling sea
Great. Not only is Whirl d’Studdiz after us, Summercamp Sr. is also. However, we could turn this to our advantage. Are any of the captains here familiar with the Trinidad Shuffle?
oh yum hushpuppies \
bass jelly isnt postin much
my fav pie is pecan
and cooked seagull is fine
WE ARE BIENG FOLLOWED BY PIRATES!?!?
WHO WHAT WHERE WHEN WHHHYYYYY!!!!????
ok im done
rubadubtub is lookin good goood job HMOTT
i am excited because i got long knee socks and earmuffs
ok i am having a slight problem w/ seasickness oh……..my ……..uuummmm dose that whole drink lemonjuice upside down thing work
It does work in the right conditions but since we happen to not be in those conditions I would suggest that you climb up to the crows nest, drink some sour apple juice with 20 hushpuppies, and climb back down. I guarantee that the sickness will have evaporated! Trust me, I’ve tried it!
Come on Bassjelly! Where are you when we need you?! We needto start on those cabbage cannons before the pirates get here!
Eveyone, since not many of you are commenting on your favorite type of pie, I’m going to go with Lady of the Broomcupboard’s. Tonight we will celebrate with pecan pie! Knowing full well that tomorrow the pirates may slaughter us all!
As Admiral of the Hydropastrican Armada, I will commision some materials to build the ultimate pierate fighting nautical dreadnaught. It will be called the Star of Qurtv. Crewed entirely by hot pink bunnies and outfitted with both steam(for long-haul travel) and sail(for silent approach), its fearsome arsenal will include cabbage pot pies, exploding pastry and massive coconut creams. With all the swimming HPBs working on it at top speed, we will probably get it finished by tomorrow, but if we don’t, I will take my beloved ship, the Black-footed Ferret, out against the pierates instead.
I’m with you all the way, Captin Canix! We;re building at top speed at the moment, but I’m afraid I’m not much help to the HBPs at the moment. Their quite speedy. I shall start varnishing the ships with pie rum again; doing so last time made them harder and less easy to penitrate. When the HBPs are done, we could try that one too. When I’m done, I can help cook too. *dons work boots and readies bottle of pie rum*
I’m afraid we’ll have to delay our 150 post celebration until later, we hve to face the pirates first.
Bassjelly isn’t responding so I would like permission to start on the cabbage guns myself lady of the broomcupboard! I have an idea for the design! Once made I have a feeling that we will defeat the pirates easily!
I think I’ve got a plan…
since the Enchilada Steamer is so much larger than the Rubadubtub…
all right, here’s the plan:
the Enchilada Steamer will sail up to the enemy ship, and the Rubatubtub will hide behind it. just before the Enchilada is in range, we will pull out in front and broadside the enemy. my MPSer will snipe out Whirl D’Studdiz, dazing him so that the crew will be confused, giving us time to nail’em with the fore GPL. by the time they recover, kiwimuncher will be finished with the cabbage cannons. obviusly when see that they’re secret weakness has been discovered they will flee!
wow.this is eciting
While the Rubadubtub and the Enchilada Steamer take care of Whirl d’Studdiz, the Black-footed Ferret and the Star of Qurtv will attack Summercamp. The Ferret will approach first, and when the Skool turns to battle her, the Star will sail out from behind Kurl Point and let loose a full broadside of cabbage grapeshot onto the deck. The crew of the Ferret will then leap on board, after taking out the masts and rudder with explosive pies, and subdue any pierates that remain.
as soon as LOTBC gives the ok we’ll execute the plan.
gapa, we need a ships log part four, methinks, to freshen up and get s’more recruits.
I don’t think you need LOTBC’s approval. The pierates are almost upon us. The Star and the Ferret are going in to attack.
Cap’n, I am ready! Skool is fast approaching! Argh! I have just been hit with a large book! I think it’s a, a…textbook! Oh, the horror of it all! The Pierates are flinging textbooks and extremely sharp pencils at usl! What shall we do?
execute!
*kicks pierate butt*
the rubadubtub has no need for the
plunder.
may feather,my contry on ppp join the comonwealth of museain staes?
wellllllllllllllll
seeing as my boat kind of died….. i suppose i’ll just go away unless someone wants to recruit me….
*sniffs and carelessly tosses a golfball and blueberry pie and hits an unsuspecting pierate in the nose causing him to faint dramatically and winning the pierate vs.museician battle*
did IIIIIIIII just do that???
whoaaaaaaa.
If the PPP country Feather becomes part of the Museican Commonwealth, it will give us a hold on extraterrestrial territory. Sounds good to me. However, I don’t think that it would be fair for TMFA to rule two provinces at once.
Cheese Monkey, would you like to join the Black-footed Ferret? The highest position open is First Mate.
No Cheesemonkey! Join our loverly Enchilada Steamer! I promise I will bake you a flamablamablous dinner! What would you like?
Mwahaha! We have defeated the terrible pirates with our MPSer, our GPL, and our highly explosive cabbage guns. By the way, I’m not very knowledgeable about our ships defences. What are MPSer’s and GPL’s?
Whatever happened to the LIR’s? I’m too lazy to read that far back but I did hear about them. Where did they go? Does anyone know?
For dinner we are having barbecued seagull, octopus rings(they are extremely delicous), corn on the cob, and cinnamon scones alamode.
Can you beleive it?! They put us on page 2 of the muse blog page! Are they trying to make us disapear?!
No one is here so I’m just going to post again. We NEED a PART 4!!!
We have taken the pierates captive, so should we now send them to museca for a trial?
Cheese Monkey, you should definiteley join the Black Footed Ferret! Or maybe you could spend time on both ships. I don’t know.
BARBECUED SEAGULL? The seagulls are my FRIENDS!!! How dare you????
I give the GM-ship to cheese monkey so that feather can be in the common wealth
171- Very generous, but I think that the Governor’s office should be up for grabs. If nobody starts campaigning in the next 25 posts, the office will be Cheese Monkey’s.
Hello! pirate attack!! Not just to be one with a carelessly thrown pie! *scolds* We must prepare for battle! Because we’re in one! Arrgh!
My apologies, Quartermaster. The Star of Qurtv is outfitted for battle. Make ready the Black-footed Ferret.
Aye aye! *readies riggings, loads cannons, and pepres to furl sails* We’re all set! well, we’re a bit low on cabbage. Any chance we can borrow some from the others?
Please join our ship Cheesemonkey! It’s so cool! We would LOVE to have you!
More Pirates?! You can borrow one of my cabbage guns.
OK. The Star of Qurtv is in position behind Kurl Point. Raise the mainsail, Jadestone, we’re going in to attack.
176- i am so happy! yes yes!
*sob* I AM HAPPIER THAN CHEESE CoULD POSSIBLY BE
whooooooo 178th post!
yay.
ATTACK??? jeez, i missed a lot.
back handprings in major excitement
*cabbage grapeshot sweeps deck of Skool*
Fire exploding pies! Take out the mast and rudder!
FULL SPEED AHEAD! Now, Rebecca! Fire the pies! (in the case that Ms. Lasely is not here and is not reading this the the pies have magically fired themselves and will continue to do so when ever I address Lady Bunniful)
*pies hit water just behind ship*
No! We’re not close enough! We need more speed!
Anyone here have control over wind? No? Well, we’ll try the cannons again. FIRE!!
Oh! We have a hit! Rudder’s gone, Captain Canix! We’re working on the mast now!
I’m right here, Jadestone! Shall I give you a hand with the mast or keep firing?.
Help me take ut their mast, please. We got these nifty little pies on a chain that are supposed to help do it, but I’m not sue how to load them… which way should the filling face? And do we just line them all up inside one cannon? Arr, where’s the manual?
Oops, I shoud be steering, shoudn’t I?
Uh, I think the manual sailed off with that last batch of pies.
Ahh, durn! Well, we’ve got the sip under control again. Forgive my moment of absent-mindedness. We didn’t get to far off track, and in a few seconds we’ll be in a position to fire gain. Get ready, Captain Canix!
PORT!!!! PORT!!!! No, OTHER PORT!!!! That’s starboard!!!!!
Dang. We sailed right past the pierates, but our ship is more manueverable, so we’ll be able to turn around faster. Stand by to fire, Miss Lasley. Hard about to starboard, Jadestone.
Huh?
What’s going on?
I don’t know anything about ship battle talk.
Well, anyway I have just stated planning our Thanksgiving feast and………………..
*Splat*
Oh, my. The pirates are using poison ivy pies and……
AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I’m allergic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Starboard it is! Heave!
Aye, kiwimuncher! That is not good news. Poison-ivy pies! We’ll have to be carefull avoiding those, but at least they won’t harm our ship.
We’re in fireing distance again, Captian! *awaits further orders*
Fire the for’ard culverin, Rebecca, and don’t spare the explosive pies. Jadestone, go up in the rigging with a cobbler musket and try to incapacitate some of the gunners.
RARGH!!!!!!!!!!! avast ye mates! throw the pie?
sure
*launches applesauce pie*
KA-SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pierates are covered in applesauce and are moderately confused for a minute, giving captain canix time to launch all the stuff he wants to launch*
Will somebody get rid of Whirl d’Studdiz? We have our hands full.
Note to GAPAs: When this thread is continued, please do a Museican Commonwealth thread as well. The Commonwealth consists of the noble colonies of Hydropastrica, Nyllix, Feather and the Tupisodaloric Groves. The thread could document the adventures of trading ships* between the PPP and Post-Pie War Earth, the shrewd political machinations of the four provinces, and much more.
*Once outfitted with a Tholiatomine Drive and a deck-based Carbonic Filter Field, most seafaring ships can embark on space voyages as well.
*clims rigging with musket between teeth* Allright, m’ up! *fies* Ah! Got one! Wait…
*squints*
Oh dear… they’ve loaded some type of cannon on the deck! I don’t like the looks of it, captain. It’s huge, and I’m not sure what its for. Does anyone have any ideas?
Wait, is that guy climbing inside it? Oh dear…
8takes out more pie-rates to help nerves*
Calamine lotion is a good antidote to poison ivy pies. I’ll try to send a bottle over your way. *throws*
Whoops! I just wacked a pierate in the head. I will try again. I hit another pierate!
We might as well just throw all of those pies that have chains. Unless we can somehow get the manual back.
while aimlessly wandering around the ship, i found these PENGUIN LAUNCHERS! fully loaded
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
these are some villainous penguins, so they will rampage the pierates.
Whirl d’Studdiz is under attack from thousands of ferocious Antarctic flightless waterfowl, but Summercamp’s remaining gunner is loading up a big cannon with… I can’t see… let me get my spyglass…
Oh, no.
It’s one of the deadly Homwerk spores. That’s probably what finished off the crew of the Waveshearer.
JADESTONE!!!!! AS YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, SHOOT THE GUNNER!!!! NO SEAMANSHIP CAN SAVE US NOW!!!!! I’M FOR AN AX!!!
as of the next post the gm ship is ceesemonkeys
Nice shot! Hand me that cabbage grenade, please.
Got him! The Homwerk spore is rolling back across the deck… the pierates are collapsing… All right!!!! The Star of Qurtv just fired… The Skool is sinking!!!!!
Wait… A jellyboat has escaped the wreckage… It’s coming toward us…
That pilot looks very familiar… He’s the one who turned my hair turquoise on the Ferret‘s maiden voyage!!!! Eekeeknurknur is back!!!! Let us celebrate!!!! Well, after Whirl d’Studdiz is defeated. It looks like he fought off those penguins. Hard about, Lady Bunniful.
Whirl d’Studdiz is approaching the canal!!!! All naval ships move in!! We have to stop him!!
Eekeeknurkner!! Oh! Such a joy to see him again! But now, to the pierates…
Move starboard a bit… bit more…good! If another ship can take his port side, well have him trapped! Come on, help us out!
Should we fire once more, captain? I think I figgured out the pies-with-chains. I do belive if we shoot it right we can take his mast out, and then we’ll have him for sure!
Yes. Fire, Jadestone! Fire!
We have won! The pierates are defeated. In the hull of their ship, I found a stash of silver coins. They are SHINY!!
Is there any way that we can rebuild the pierate ship, so that we can add one more boat to the Museican fleet?
due to the fact that i have helped alot sofar and the bakers don’t need me i am heading home on the ship i builded,the musestar. prarilius canix can i have a list of postpedif settelements i am starting 1
Cheesemonkey hasn’t shown up at all recently, so I think we need a new GM. TMFA, I’m not sure what you mean by “postpedif”. If you mean the states in the Museican Commonwealth, here is a list.
Hydropastrica(Qurtv’s Island)
Feather
Nyllix
Tupisodaloric Groves
Spinach
The Skool is being repaired and refurbished as the Zommer Vaycayshun. It will be outfitted with a Tholiatomine Drive, a Carbonic Filter Field, and Lithio-Iridium Solar Sails. As soon as it is finished, I will take my crew, the surviving penguins from the penguin launchers, Eekeeknurknur, and any who wish to come on a voyage to the Pieceful Pie Planet to inspect the other Commonwealth territories.
Wow guys! What did I miss! I’ve been in the kitchen all this time trying desperatly to ……………….
1: remove my terrible pioson ivy
2: cook the Thanksgiving dinner along with all the other normal meals
3: get ready alll the cabbages for war
4: try to find some Camamine lotion
5: exercise off all the weight I gained over Thanksgiving
I am extremely happy that we defeated the pirates, but think that the penguin cannons were unneccesary! That’s animal cruelty!
Wow, we’re into the 200’s now. That’s alot of posts for for one part. We only got up to 190 on Part 2! “Hint Hint”
no i ment places that could be museica/commonwelth states
Horay! We shal celebrate! *parties* Hmm… we have a hefty number of ships in our fleet.
Sence the remaining pie-rates are in chains and imobile, I shall deliver them to the PMs to be delt with acordingly. Come on, Bandit! We’re taking a bit of a detuor!
I’ll be back before sunset!
207- OK.
The four other islands discussed; J’klomn, Figh, Zwyx and Abced. Also, parts of Dor or Navenk, uninhabited continents. The Moon, as many pies impacted it during the War (thus releasing gases and increasing the mass and gravity), which may now be habitable. The other places in Musicalifornia, on the PPP.
Hey everyone! To celebrate the defeat of the pirates, lets have a scuba diving party! It will be totally awesome! We can all go exploring while eatting my wonderful party food! I’ll make more different kinds of cookies and muffins that you could ever imagine, along with homemade potato chips, sausage balls, and meat balls! How does that sound? I’ll make hushpuppies if you want.
*pokes head in* Oooh, that would be fun. Ca we,Captain Canix? Afterwards we could rebuild the pierate ship!
211- Sure! Sounds great. Let’s do that, only we go on a voyage to Iknurowlis along the way. The shores of that continent teem with life, so scuba diving would be fun. I’ve also been meaning to see if Fluffy will rejoin my crew. Once we’ve gone up the coast and back, we can set up the Zommer Vaycayshun.
Crew list for the Zommer Vaycayshun:
Captain: Prarilius Canix
First mate: Fluffy (since Capricious hasn’t been on in ages and we’re picking Fluffy up on the cruise)
Quartermaster: Jadestone
Cook/gunner (the positions are one and the same on a ship that shoots pies): Rebecca Lasley
Helmsman: Vomoluth Ubergard, an experienced old gentoo penguin
Carpenter: Deemo Elbunn, an energetic young HPB
Midshipmole: Eekeeknurknur, a horned mole shaman
Ship’s doctor: Ruffled Grouse
Loblolly Boy (doctor’s assistant, in case RG doesn’t show up): Amburrel Kand, another HPB
Bosun: Justinia Lembar, an emperor penguin
Any I’ve missed?
I am here!
Amburrel Kand seems very helpful. I am teaching him all I know, which isn’t very much, really. But it’s better than nothing. The aquatic life is just amazing here! Kand has taken to diving down and providing me with samples of seaweed that may have medicinal properties. It is a very interesting study.
Hello everyone! I guess that all are for the party, so let’s do it! I’ll start readying the snacks immediately! Wait, where is Iknurowlis?
Parillius Canix! You’ve missed The Great Hornbeam, the stowaway that has been hiding under your bed ever since we have set sail!
Hey! We NEED a part 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By my count, you still have 82 posts to go.
i am in museica’s port now. the ship mss homo flo,the ship i bild on the frist therd,is setting sail to j’klomn,zwyx abced and figh.
the crew is some citizen of museica who are to continune the comnonwelth to this places. at abced we will start asas a devion of casa to start to colonize the moon.the places above mencon will be parts of the comnonwelth.
The Great Hornbeam is hereby employed as potwasher. Work the stowaway from dawn to dusk, Rebecca, and don’t spare the rod.
Iknurowlis is the land of the Large Intelligent Rodents. We shall set sail for it immediately.
ooohhh…
I just read all of the thread, and it sounds intresting. Anybody willing to offer me a positition?
Nerdz_r00l, you could be Second Mate or Navigator. Whichever you choose. I am an experienced privateer captain and admiral of Hydropastrica.
More job description for NR:
The Zommer Vaycayshun and the Black-footed Ferret, both ships in my fleet, are reliable and comfortable. The crew is experienced, and you probably will be too after you know the ropes. As Second Mate, you would be second-in command to Fluffy (my first mate) and substitute for him when he’s not there. You would also probably be in charge of expeditions in the jellyboats or on land. As Navigator, you would be in charge of the maps and charts. In either position, you would get a spacious cabin with furnishings of your choice and three excellent meals a day- Lady Bunniful is a good cook. Please join my crew.
224-sounds great! I’ll be second mate.
225- Awesome!
Land Ho! Look! I see Iknurowlis! Now the scuba diving party can officially begin! Yay! I’ll get the food out!
Hey! Where is HMOTT, lady of the broom cuppard, and Bass Jelly?! They MUST be here for the celebration!!!!!
What if they have been kidnapped?! Lost?! Drowned?! I’ll start searching for them immediately!
“Goes off into the EnchiladaSteamer”
While we are waiting for the rest of the Enchilada Steamer‘s crew, I will take the Flamablamaberry and find Fluffy so that I can ask him to rejoin my crew.
Fluffy has agreed to come with me on the voyage. It’s nice to have an old shipmate back again.
The scuba diving party is a success so far. I’ve seen hundreds of brilliantly colored tropical fish, but the most notable was a rare Spotted Aquamarine Squeaker. It swam around my head for almost a minute before zipping off when a shoal of Luminovorax Jellies hove into view. I got out of the water quickly. Nobody wants to mess with Luminovorax Jellies.
After a snack of delicious sausage balls, I went back into the water to look at some odd shadows that were coming towards the reef. They turned out to be Greater Spiked Dugongs, who nosed around the coral and nibbled on luminescent maroon seaweed. One of them, an old male, had some fishing line entangled on his shoulder spikes. I swam closer to see that a green glass bottle was tied to one end of the fishing line. I managed to get the bottle off, but the dugong spun around and blew a stream of air bubbles at me. I knew that Greater Spiked Dugongs do that when they are about to attack (normally they are very peaceful animals, but many a careless diver has found out that the spines aren’t just for show when he got too close to the herd), so I went up to the surface.
When I uncorked the bottle, I found a scrap of parchment inside, which bore this message.
Erusaert ym seil Elsi Notuorc fo tsaoc tsew eht ffo.
Strahctiwgnall, Dengis
I have no idea what it means. Does anyone here have an aptitude for solving puzzles and codes?
69 posts till we get back to the main page. I may have to resort to desparate measures. I hope that no PoPoPo are on this thread.
Can we please have this thread continued, GAPAs?
We should continue the party until Ships’ Logs is back on the main page.
Sigh…we MUST get this on the main page!!!
until then, bookmark this page on your favorites list.
I will go to the random thread and see if anyone can decode the message.
It’s BACKWARDS!!!!!!!!!! I haff figured it out!! I think.
Party!
It says ……………………..
Off the west coast of Crouton Isle lies my treasure.
Signed Llangwhitcharts
Oh my goodness! “Spaz” :mrgrin:
My smilie didn’t come out! :frown:
I meant :mrgeen:
It still didn’t come out!
Gurgle!
“Deep breath”
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just had a thought. We CAN’T go off after treausre until the party is over! Let’s do some party activities first.
Let’s do some dances like the chicken dance, the turkey in the straw, the cha cha slide, and of coarse square dancing! We could also do the sailors sea shanty!
We
are
dancing
innnnnnn
sssssssslllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooottttttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiioooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!
wearegoingfastnow!Tofast!
Oh No! I think that this party is getting out of hand! The Great Hornbeam has come out from under his bed and is singing rauciously to one of my sausage balls! I think he is drunk! Even though I didn’t think we had any grog with us. Hmmmmm.
Oh No! I have found the deed! The Great Hornbeam has snuck into my kitchen and has taken a huge bottle of Dr.Pepper! He then used his toxic spit to turn the Dr.Pepper into ……….”Shudder” …………..viontjunft! The most vile drink in the world! Whatever shall we do?!
(252) Drat! The Great Hornbeam was supposed to be scrubbing out the BFF’s galley with a basting brush. He must have slipped out while I was busy photographing the coral reef.
Oh dear. Well, once he’s finished he bottle, wot’s left of him by tomarrow will probably be enough to convince him tonever, ever do it again. Worst hangover in the galaxy. You could tie him up, I suppose, and use him as a marker for the ships for the remainder of the party, I suppose. He’s too intoxicated to mind, and it would stop us from getting out to far when we dive. What do you think?
Sure, do that. We are only 44 posts away from getting back on the main page, so the party won’t last much longer. I’m looking forward to going on the space voyage.
When all else fails to get posts… PIRATE SMILEY!!!!!
?-)
I wish the GAPAs would make that a real smiley.
Grand pie-throwing tournament on the sands of the beach! Strictly in sport, fatal pies not allowed. Ten pies supplied, your choice of flavor, for each contestant! Opponents stand twenty feet apart and toss pies. Hit the torso for one point, face for five! A contestant can issue a challenge to any other contestant.
I’ll get five rhubarb-banana and five dead-fish pies.
the homo flo has landed on abced today and this has happened:
we sailed to jklom the first day.ater droping off the jklomers we went on to fligh.
we were sailing a long and then a great wave came up from the sae and almost washed us overbord thankfully tyhe ships top is baron and all cotrols are in the cabin.
and then we stop at fligh for the night.
then after saying good-bye to them we sailed on to zwxy.
then after a long day of sailing we setteled down in are cabins for a night.
the next day we went to zwxy and drop them off there.
and then we sail here to get riad of the lasts colonoilists as they go to the moon I am sailing to you.
were are you?
32 more posts!
Let’s try to get the 32 more posts today!
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posts! I’m so happy! I used to love this thread!
21 more and counting!
I can’t wait any longer!
*hops of to wiki*
*gets bored with wiki*
*hops of to YouTube*
*gets bored with YouTube*
*hops of to play brothers gamboy*
*decides against it*
*hops of to ask ALMIGHTY Google why he is hopping*
*decideds to make logical posts*
So what’s going on here? 12 more posts! Someone else can. I’ll stop annoying le Gapas
Sorry, the one-word posts were already pushing it, but the one-letter posts are, shall we say, well out of the proper spirit of things. So they don’t count. As much as I regret to say this, especially as a crew member, now we need to reach 305.
On the bright side, this one counts.
I CHALLENGE THEE, nerdz_r00l!!!!!
I will take five mango-and-honey pies, three banana cream pies, and two lemon meringue pies.
On your mark…
Get set…
GO!!!!!
*flings mango honey pie at nerdz_r00l*
After throwing a pie, you must wait till the other person reacts to throw another.
Of course, should Darth Yoda wish to challenge me in the pie tournament, that’s perfectly fair.
en grade then.
I’ll take three apples pies, six blueberry pies and a cow pie ok a key lime pie.
Ready
Set
GO!
Is there a pie war or something going on? I like pie. and pi.
3.14759
or something like that.
*blindly barrages Gapa with blue berry pie*
PIE
295-1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679
Take that!
We probably won’t be able to fit the rest of this pie tournament onto this thread, especially if we get posts at this rate. If the sequel comes before we finish, we’ll continue it on the Zommer Vaycayshun. Hmmm…. Pie throwing + zero gravity = endless possibilities. Hehehehehe…..
Hey, guys! This is just a tournament! No war!
301-Good point.
292, 293-Please respond.
Ok. so we only need three more posts. Should we just start over on the next thread? When its on top a lot of n00bies to the thread will join. :/
I’m going to go play with my dog now. BUT! Whoever gets thy finale congrats!
I guess I’ll step in and push it over the top. Part Four, here we come!