Sunday, 19 May 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
This discussion threatens to derandomize the random thread. Here’s a place to conduct it, for those who want to.
Date: February 25, 2007
Categories: Fan Page / MuseBlog business, Nonrandom Craziness
357? I dunno. This confuses me.
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Not into it. You won’t see me on this thread. MG would be ashamed at this, just think of that.
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What is this about exactly? It’s all whistles and bells to me…
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Okay, I am going to sound really dumb asking this, but could someone please explain the whole Muser Ponts thing and how it works? I’m really confused. 
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I thought this was for ‘Blog Games, Muse Points, ASCII Pictures — Yes, No, How?’
I think Blog games are along the lines of triangle writing and looking for things that don’t exist.
I have no idea what Muse Points are. Maybe it’s a score based on senseless, random, and useless comments?
ASCII text is easy. For linux users go to the command line and type in figlet. You may have to install figlet. Sorry Windows users.
The command would look something like this:
figlet HI!
Yeilding a slightly warped due to copying:
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Just copy it out of the command line!
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| ‘_ \| | | |/ _ \
| |_) | |_| | __/
|_.__/ \__, |\___|
|___/
warped, probably…
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Blog games!!!!!
I hereby declare, by the power vested in me by absolutely nobody, that on this thread we will play a nomic game.
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I know one good ASCII art thing.
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(o.o)
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5-gah!!!!!
*feels stupid for uninstalling ubuntu*
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5- Sweet. I don’t get it. Does this program convert pictures into ASCII?
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EP This looks fr00dy. What is it? Is it a great, hulking robot?
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Oops. Daddy just showed me figlet, it’s a program for turning text into ASCII, right? I was thinking not only text, but other pictures. Since MP has almost been obolished, I guess I could show you one or two…
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) __———||| —‘’’’’’’’’’’’’ oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
.â€â€¦.|/……..|||..\|
Splurge Gun!
./|-/|
(0)(0)
(——)
..\__/
The Big-jawed Doodlewhang (not mine)
..o
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The Holy Coconut of High Magic
ect.
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By the way, MP is a silly currency system for exchanging ASCII pics, which is all but gone, due to public… let’s just say ‘lack of enthusiasim. For people who aren’t familiar with MP, take a look at the month’s ramdom thread, and also to see why it’s not in use any more.
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Holy Coconut of High Magic: This is my dominion! The great lord GAPAs made the promised land of ASCII for me and my people! Bow, bow! MWAHAH- *Holy Coconut getting stuffed in a bag by SP*
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This will be my last post for now. For people who don’t know about the Holy Coconut of High Magic, it’s from a fr00dy game called ZORK, Grand Inquizitor. This game isn’t really from the series of ZORK command-line games, it’s got graphics (not very god ones). The idea of it is that magic has been outlawed, and you’re the one to save it, by restoring the three relics of magic, a skull (low magic), a brick of salt (middle magic) and a coconut with a wierd crown-thing (high magic). I know it sounds like it sucks, but it’s really quite fun and humorous. It’s got no action, by the way, it almost all puzzle-solving. Well, it’s all puzzle-solving.
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Holy Coconut of High Magic: Fear me!
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huh? *is confused about this whole thread…* is this supposed to be sp’s mp thing? I don’t get it. and since when isn’t it in use? it was cluttering up the random thread but I thought this thread was created for it.
6- I agree! that sounds fun!
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I am neutral. An ASCII broker. I have the
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Random KaZonker
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((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((|
Pies of Eternity
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~(^00^)~
Wung
Small- 0/0/7
Medium- 0/0/14
Large- 0/1/0
Big-jawed Doodlewhang OUT OF STOCK
Custom creatures and items- 0/1/0
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Why does the top of the Random KaZonker get cut off? Is it some sort of chat room obscenity?
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(2) What. Okay so MG=Great overlord now. Wow.
I think it’s a neat idea but it would clog up the random thread. Yes, it is the random thread but this is a a game of sorts and therefore should have it’s own thread so it’s players may play to their heart’s content without people grumblingat them. XD Much like the Pie Wars, I must again state.
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Ok, who else is playing and what rules are we starting with?
I think Wikipedia said the rules started being the first to get 100 points by dice roll, but we don’t exactly have dice. It also said the rules started deliberately boring but people played nomic versions of other games too, like Monopoly and it mentioned Mornington Crescent once. I looked that up and it was from a British radio show with people saying names of London Underground stations and whoever said Mornington Crescent first won. That sounds fun. Some variant of that, only we live all across the country and there’s no place some people wouldn’t have a huge advantage. Maybe blog posts? Like, we start here, and we can only go to posts that we can justify as being related to the current one, and whoever can get to the first post ever first wins. You can only move one step at a time. Before you ask, saying this post is written to e~a, she had the second post ever, it comes right after the first post doesn’t count. Make it interesting. Anyone agree/disagree/have an alternative?
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13- Well, it’s a tiny bit discoraging for everybody in MB to gang up on you and say your idea sucks, and none to lightly in the case of Burned Muffins.
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17- I looked over the Wiki rules for nomic, and they don’t make much sense, will someone please spell the game out for me? Thanks!
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Holy Coconut of High Magic: [insert witty, wise-guy, sarcastic, sadistic, or stupid comment]
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why do you think monty would disapprove? she might not participate, but i doubt she’d be all that ashamed.
i grant myself points enough to make this pic cuz i feel like it
*****O–O******
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it’s…a bird with glasses! don’t ask, it just kind of happened
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I cans make a “rapid-firing ‘split’ blaster”!
Theeee shall be hit if theee doesn’ts guess what my regulars muse-name is! *fires split blaster* SPLIT, SPLAT, SPLIT-split…
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|……|(“””””””””””……..o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o
“”””””/
.(“..”)
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/\ (aboves) A skull! With big teeths! AHHHHHHH…!
hahaha! x 85!
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2 (Kiki)- Apparently MG is now Great and Holy just because she left for a worthy cause.
Maybe I should leave too.
But really, I doubt she’d be ashamed if this sort of silliness was kept to its own thread and didn’t eat the random thread or anywhere else. It’s just a game, and if it doesn’t spill beyond its borders it wouldn’t bother those who chose not to play.
Look, MG left (basically) because of pointless posting and hyper newbies and the way the blog was losing its sense of community. She didn’t leave because other people had a different concept of fun from her. We remind people of this when they need to be reminded, not when we feel like backing up a personal dislike of something. Plz to not take MG’s name in vain.
That being said, if we had some blog ascii game thing, I would not play. But if there was a thread for it, and the players kept their ascii-ness confined to that thread and didn’t spam the random thread (or anywhere else) with it, I don’t see how it could hurt. And whoever wanted to play should be allowed to play in peace.
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here’s one
you can only use it
if your name is BurnedMuffins
The Supergun of Spider Plant Slaying
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Blam. Haha SP, you’re dead.
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In an attempt to kill this thread, I will post the most mind-numbing things imaginable.
A Ninja Haiku
Look, you are too close
While you’re reading this poem
I steal your kneecaps.
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Today in class we watched a movie called Bartleby. It was based on a short story by herman Melville (who wrote Moby Dick).
It was about some guy named Bartleby who gets a job. Then, he doesn’t do any work because “at the present moment, I would prefer not to do any work”. This goes on for 2 weeks.
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If you actually read all this, you have wasted your time. Congratulations.
Finally he dies in jail. The end. 
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24 (BM)- You have officially crossed the threshold into jerkdom. Congratulations, I’ve skirted it long enough to know they hand out balloons.
NO PERSONAL ATTACKS FOR OPINIONS PLZKTHX.
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Against the objections of the Holy Coconut of High Magic, I will post how to make World Domination Bunny:
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(=’.’=)
(‘’)_(‘’)
WDB is in league somehow with the HPBs, but has worked it’s way into e-mail signatures, and other bogs (in other forms), so he’s alot closer to world domination-
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Holy Coconut of High Magic: Worship me! Worship me or die-
*SP stuffes HCoHM into bag again*
SP: WDB has done this by way of the famous phrase
“This is world domintion bunny, copy him into your signature to help him on his way to world domination”
Or something like that.
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Who’s MG?
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24, 25, 26- Hey. Enough. This isn’t on the random thread any longer, so you have no reasonable motive to bash it. You don’t have to come on this thread if you don’t like it.
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(29),
MontgomeryGurl was/is an old-time MuseBlogger who left the blog under circumstances that provoked (what else?) a lot of discussion. She comes back very occasionally and provokes (of course) even more discussion. To catch up on the history, you can read the following threads:
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=325#comment-311
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=339
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=439#comment-3
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=519#comment-257
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28-hey! nice hpb!!! best one ive seen ever! very good!!
(no sarcasm, in case that seemed sarcastic.)
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32- Thanks (also no sarcasim, despite title). You may use WDB (unless you missed the whole point of WDB), or any other of my ASCIIs.
(.\_/.)
(=’.’=)
(‘’)_(‘’)
HBP ally, not a HPB.
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Holy Coconut of High Magic: Death to non-believers! Followers of WDB shall die a slow, painful death-
SP: Do you want the bag again?
HCoHM: No. *sniff* I’ll be a good Holy Coconut.
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I display THE HRH! It is obviously a hawk, but if you know your bird species, you will know what color the “R” is. :
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HEY! The bill was taken off. I think I’ll stop trying to make pictures. Mine never come out right. 
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ok. can someone please help me? I don’t really get this site. I don’t do blogs alot, but I really like muse, and decided to check this out.
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*pies raini duck* Welcome to MB!!!
Good job posting, just keep doing it…check out HG2MB for detials…
Otherwise just read the most recent posts in a topic you want to post in and then post!
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> )
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An attempt at a duck…
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AAAAH!! That got cut off and didn’t work….
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raini duck-Papie! Papie, papie, papie!!!!! WELCOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will try again 
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I hope it works!
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Welcome, raini duck! *pies*
MuseBlog is basically a place where musers get together and talk about stuff. A good place to start is by reading the “Rules” and “HG2MB” pages. Then, hop over to the “Welcome Newcomers” thread https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=669
There are some basic MB overviews and welcomes awaiting.
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I’m really confused with this thread…and from reading I don’t think I’m the only one.
*pies raini duck* Welcome to MuseBlog!
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36- *pies raini duck with duckweed pie* Welcome! you like ducks? Anyways, read the rules and HG2MB first, then just start reading people’s posts, post yourself when you want, and in time you’ll get used to us. Trust me, it’s froody!
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i think the random thread should stay random
be a party pooper and go to the discussion thread if you want semi normalness!
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For the last time, multiple spaces and angled bracets useally just disappear. Use periods or something for the spaces.
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Can you see text in the line just above the squiggles (the not-quite-equal-to signs)?
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45- No! That’s because I put it in angled bracets
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Does anyone want do buy ASCIIs from Canix & Ozlips?
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47- Do you have any new wares?
^_^
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This’s not very good– I don’t know what it is. All my items are free durring Spring Break
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donkey kong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(\_/)
(0.o) (0v0) bunny & owl
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48- Yes, I do.
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The Atomic Wombat Launcher
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Bob the Blob
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Spring-Loaded Pocket-Sized Pie Launcher
X==> X==> X==> X==> X==> X==>
Six-Pack of Darts
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Top View of Toy Train
Beaded Necklace
– v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^
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Lazerex Mini-Gun
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Ghost
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Wung
None of these items are for sale until someone explains this points system to me.
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BM: Ah, gentlemen (and women),
You know why we are here
We’ve not much time
And quite a problem here
(outside); Hosanna Superstar!
Hosanna Superstar!
Hosanna Superstar!
Hosanna Superstar!
BM: Listen to that howling
Bunch of blockheads in the street (?)
A trick or two with emotes
And the whole blog’s on its feet!
All: He is dangerous!
(outside): Spider Plant!
Superstar!
All: He is dangerous!
(outside): Tell us that you’re as great
As they say you are!
MG: Our man, BurnedMuffins, was in town just now
To whip up some support
A rabble-rousing mission
That I think we must abort
All: He is dangerous!
(outside): Spider Plant! Superstar!
All: He is dangerous!
Kiki: Look BurnedMuffins
They’re right outside your yard
Quick BurnedMuffins
Call the Muffin Guard
BM: No Wait!
We need a more permanent solution to our problem……
Kiki: What then to do about
SP of ASCII?
Symbolic wonderman
Gamer and fool
MG: No riots, no army
BM: No hot pink bunnies, no slogans
Penty: One thing I’ll say for him,
SP is cool.
(Penty is pied 27 times and falls to the floor)
BM: Now, as I was saying….
We dare not leave him
To his own devices
His half-witted fans
Would get out of control
Puple Panda: But how can we stop him?
His glamour increases
By leaps every moment;
He’s top of the poll.
BM: I see
Bad things arising
The mob crown him king,
Which the GAPAs would ban.
I see
Boredom and destruction
The blog’s elimination
Becuase of one Blogger.
Boredom and destruction
Becuase of one Blogger.
All: Because, because,
Because of one Blogger.
Kiki: What then, to do about
This SP-Mania?
MG: Now how do we deal with an
ASCII king?
PP: Where do we start
With a Blogger who was bigger
Then Mer was when Mer did his
Mer-Mre wierd thing
BM: Fools, you
Have no perception!
The stakes we are gambling
Are frighteningly high!
We must
Crush him completely
So like Mer before him,
This SP must die.
All: Must die, must die
This SP must die!
BM: So for the sake of the MuseBlog
This SP must die.
All: Must die, must die,
This SP must, SP must
SP must
DIIIIIEEEEE!!!!
I promise this is the last jerky post, I’ll leave you guys alone after this, but it was just too good to pass up.
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Oops, Lazerex Mini Gun was screwed up.
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warped sword
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52- Aha. Hate posting. Lovely. Tiffany and Laney would be proud.
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52- S1nc3 1 4m n0w th3 k1ng 0f 4SC11 (th4nx, 52), wh3n 1 4m d1ct4t1ing, 1 sh4ll 4lwayz sp33k 1n l33t! 
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51- It’s simple. You have the same number of points as days blogging on MB.
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L00k! Th1s'5 t0t4ly l33t!
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sw33t 1
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Belive me, I would be the last one to totally derandomize anything thats random. You do it, Im to ashamed.
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55- *stunned, hurt silence* You little *****. How dare you compare me to the Devils themselves. I put 30 minutes of work into that, you know.
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Oh, by the way, I’m BurnedMuffins, [Gratutiously insulting passage deleted by the Administrators. Calm down, LoA.]
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61- If you hate this thread so much, just ignore it. You don’t have to come here.
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y do u want 2 derandomize the random thread?
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*PIE*
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*APPLE PIE*
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61- GO AWAY, you… you… RANDOMIZER!!!!!!!!
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whats wrong with random?
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watch this!
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that was random but pretty cool. sorry, i’ll leave you now.
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:band: :bonk: :lolsign: :angry: :eye: :rofl: :tsk: :zzz: :refuse:
Just trying them. Don’t bother showing it, but if you do at least it’s the random thread.
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