If you’ve just arrived and are feeling bewildered, here’s your haven. Step inside for a warm MuseBlog welcome and a virtual pie (in the face–don’t be alarmed, it’s the custom here).
Please read The Rules. You might also glance at The HG2MB (Hitchhiker’s Guide to MuseBlog).
Don’t be afraid, newbies!! We’ll just throw virtual pies at you, not real pies.
And here’s a tip: Don’t do the following.
FIRST POST!!! WOOHOO!!! *does first post dance*
because you won’t be right a lot of the time and because the Pointless Post Police will hunt you down if you post something like that.
Hmmm… I did get first post. Funny that.
If you are reading this, I have officially pied you.*pie**pi*
Welcome to all you newcomers. I would suggest actually reading the threads listed above, as well as perhaps some older Welcome, Newcomers threads because we’ve said a lot of stuff to previous newcomers. If I were a newcomer, though, I probably wouldn’t, so I’ll try to summarize some of the most important stuff.
Use complete sentences, correct spelling, and proper punctuation.
DON’T POINTLESSLY POST!!!!! This is an important one. Be thoughtful.
Don’t insult people, don’t try to start a flame war. Be kind. Be courteous. We’re friends and MuseBlog is a conversation.
DON’T POINTLESSLY POST!!!!!!! Important enough I said it twice.
Remember, we’re all Musers here-*is pied by everyone who’s heard it a million times before*
Have fun!
Welcome to our happy blog. Treat it well.
I think that’s said everything at least once, some of it’s redundant, but it’s the best I can do at this hour.
Threads I Personally Think You Should Visit:
Math and Math Geeks
Because I want to show off 
Mostly Harmless v.2006.2
Geeks
RRR v. 2006.1, Part 4
Monty Python
Chronicles of Museica, Part the Fourth
Music v. 2007.2
My thread
In case you haven’t noticed, I’m known as curious and questioning a lot.
First post? (It’s okay, sometimes, to write first post as a small part of something meaningful, but if you don’t put content in as well, it’s pointless. See above.)
Welcome, everyone! *pies* I’ll post my MuseBlog overview thing I wrote a while ago.
MuseBlog is, as the title suggests, a place where “musers mingle,” and talk about “stuff.” We talk about things in the magazine, and other random things. Every few days there will be a new thread where we can all discuss.
The awesome amazing GAPAs (Great and Powerful Administrators) (or OEADS) (or MAP), who moderate every post before it is shown here. They are: Rosanne Spector, Robert Coontz, Paul Baker, and Rebecca Lasley.
Musers can’t post pictures on the blog, but if you would like a picture to be shown on the blog, you can email it to the GAPAs and they can put it on for you (if they choose to). The January Jubilee thread, part 2 had a lot of pictures of muses that people carved out of soap, and all those pictures were sent to the GAPAs before they were put on the website.
The best way to find out what’s going on here, I think, is to just look around. Read other things on the fan page, read previous threads, etc.
Welcome! *pies*
CTTTTHMV (Common Thread Type Things That Have Many Versions):
–Random threads. Every month there is a new random thread. This month’s thread is called “January Jubilee.” It always shows up at the top of the page when you first come to MuseBlog, and it has a picture with it. The random thread usually has many versions (part 1, part 2, part 3, etc.) I actually made a graph of all the random threads, now that I think of it. Maybe I’ll send it to the GAPAs. Well, anyway, the random threads are random, because no muser could live without a random thread. (Well, we could. no, wait. maybe. Um, hmm. I think I’m just confuzzling myself).
-Discussion threads: Discussion threads were created last year, as an alternative to the random thread. Some musers were getting agitated about the random thread, and how nobody could keep a discussion. So we created discussion threads, (morphing chameleon threads), where we would talk about something, and you had to talk about that thing, not go off on some thing saying, “OMGFIRSTPOSTKEWLIHADAGOODDAYINSKOOLTODAY” Discussion threads sometimes have different versions, but usually there aren’t very many.
-Muse Roll Call/Discussion: Every month, there is a muse roll call and a discussion on that issue of muse. There aren’t (usually) different parts of that, but they occur every month.
-Pie Wars: The continuing pie war never ceases, and every once and awhile there is a new thread for it.
-RRRs: Round Robin ‘Riting is a thread where one person writes part of a story, then another person writes the next part, then another person writes the next part, etc. They’re really fun (although I can never get around to doing it because of stupid homework), and the finished products are really cool.
-Birthday Threads: Every month, there is a birthday thread were every wishes a happy birthday to all musers who have birthdays that month. On the day of each person’s birthday, there is also a thread telling everyone to go to the birthday thread to wish everyone a happy birthday. It’s a museblog tradition to wear the person’s favorite color on their birthday.
-Writing/Reading: There are always Writing, Reading, Poetry, Songs, etc. threads floating around the blog. Musers like literature.
-Money-related: Whenever there are muses for sale on Ebay or there is information about the muser-loves-company store, there is usually a thread about it.
Here are some other blog-survival tips posted by other people:
Rebecca Lasley on March 11, 2007:
Be aware that the “What’s Here” thread takes a while to load. Once you’ve survived the wait, you can copy and paste the whole list into Word or any other document type that will preserve the links. Then you’ll be able to access the same information much more quickly, plus add notes or highlight the threads you want to find again.
You can link directly to your comment by adding it to the end of the URL in this format:
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=669#comment-23
Posted by Dodecahedron (c+q) on March 13th, 2007
Newbs advising newbs. Oh joy. I’m not exactly old here(7.5 months), but this sounds like a bad idea.
Things you should be aware of (I don’t know if anyone else already posted some version of these, but the advisors don’t seem to be following them):
Etiquette:
Please say something in a post. Posts should not consist of “FIRST POST!!!1!!!111!!!!ELEVEN!!!!!1!!!” or your equivalent thereof. That includes posts that consist of “:) *pie*”. And ones that consist of “hello? is anyone there?” See General Information for details on that last one.
Try to stay on topic. On the Religion thread, “I like chocolate” will end very badly. On random threads, this is more allowed, but unless you have something new to say, the guideline is, don’t. For discussion/chameleon threads, try to post as if it were a thread on the topic currently being discussed.
General Information:
MUSEBLOG IS NOT A CHATROOM!!!! Posts are moderated by a GAPA before others can see them. You may have to wait.
If you put writing after a less than sign (). The one I made was safe because I used the code for them (& lt; but remove the space between the ampersand and the rest)
You should know everything else I’d put here, because before you posted, you read the HG2MB. Right? Go read it.
MuseBlog should be a fun place for all. Remember: we’re all Musers here.
Posted by Prarilius Canix on March 22nd, 2007
Useful Vocabulary- Study this and you’ll feel less confused.
Pie- v. To throw, catapult, shoot, or otherwise contrive to forcefully project baked goods into the face of the target. ex.- Kokopelli pied Urania. See welcome pie.
Welcome Pie- n. A pie thrown at newbies to welcome them. Not malicious, though it may seem so. ex.- Prarilius Canix gave NatTheCat a welcome pie.
RRR- abbr. Round Robin ‘Riting See.
Round Robin ‘Riting- n. A Museblog tradition in which Musers take turns writing installments of a story.
Pie War- n. A virtual war conducted with baked goods. Common on MuseBlog.
GAPA- n. Abbr. Great and Powerful Administrator. See.
Great and Powerful Administrators- n. Those whose duty it is to moderate the posts on the blog and create new threads. They speak in italics and have their names in green.
Choklit- n. An intentional misspelling of CHOCOLATE.
PoPoPo- abbr. Pointless Posts Police.
Pointless Posts Police- Musers who have taken upon themselves the duty of detecting and punishing pointless posts such as “OMGSQUEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(!!! x ∞). If you post something pointless, you may be fined choklit or be banned from the random thread.
Random thread- n. A thread for random topics.
Incredible Morphing Chameleon Thread- n. Like the random thread, but with more attention paid to continuity and grammar.
Posted by Julieb on February 15th, 2007
Things not to do:
1. Post pointless things. You will be sought out by the Pointless Post Police.
2. Request a lot of different threads constantly. It gets annoying. Not to discourage requesting threads, but try some existing ones first.
3. Disclosing personal information regarding identity or location. It’s a no no.
4. Cursing. Don’t do it.
5. Flame wars(i.e. getting into a long fight with someone and ending up personally insulting them)
I’ll go through the old threads more later, but here is some good advice for now.
TAKE THIS NOOOBEE! BOLD!!!!!! YAYAYAY!
I hope the GAPAs post links to the old bunny threads, but is one of them.
Panda changed her name back! (actually everybody did becausekeeping the old names would be too sad because of how the festival was ruined)
I am veryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryvery evil. Look!
So, who eats chicken? I like chicken.:mrgreen:
GO PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
GO PIE!!!!!
6,7,8,9- You are just doing exactly the things that we tell the Newbies not to. I hereby declare myself part of the PoPoPo, and fine you 2 pieces of VIrtual Choklit. I would fine you 4, one for each PoPo, but as you are new, I’ll reduce it for you. Hand them over! I am kind of a newbie- I joined in February – but since I don’t feel lilke one anymore, I’m not. I am just a newer part of the blog.
A couple hints –
Go to the Pie Isle thread and join the crew of the Wraith, with Captain Necromancer, of which I am a part. To get there, just type in Pie Isle at the search engine at the top of the page.
(10) iwanttobeamuffin — I really like your phrase “just a newer part of the blog.” Good for you, and good advice, too.
10 – wow, you only joined in Feb.? I feel like I know you really well already. *is happy because I thought I didn’t know any newer-parts-of-the-blog, and pats you on the back because you’ve assimilated really well!*
I like that phrase, too!
Here are some more things to note, I’ve compiled them from other threads.
BobbyJoe – obviously you didn’t read my post. It is important on MB to listen to everyone else, especially if you’re new. Welcome!
Capricious the great and terrible �|� February 16th, 2007 at 8:43 pm
*pie-papai-papai-papai-papiai-papai*
To all the newbies
Papai pronounced (Puh-PIE) A super pie of museblogger form made to save time by combining two pies instead of just throwing one after the other. Basically, it’s a double pie-Filled with any sort of flavorful filling you choose. The more flavor-The more POWERFUL!!!
*papai-papai-papai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Isabella �|� January 2nd, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Ok. To new MBers (MBers means Muse Bloggers):
Squee! Is an exclamation of joy or excitement.
w00t is the equivalent of ‘yay’ or ‘yippee’.
We use pie as a verb. You have probably noticed.
All you have to do is be yourself and not make too many pointless posts. But don’t worry: there is no punishment if you accidentally make one. It’s just something to avoid if you can.
That’s all I can think of for now…
Prarilius Canix �|� December 5th, 2006 at 6:21 pm
I remember how uneasy I was when I first came to this blog. My advice to newbies is: Don’t feel obliged to go to this thread first. Search the main page for threads that catch your fancy. (I recommend the Ships’ Logs thread for the creative and/or sea-loving newbie. Many of the ships are stretched for crew, so you will have no trouble finding a position.) If nothing on the main page grabs your attention, however, go to the “Visit These Threads” thread and click on some of the links. Still no joy? Go to the search box in the top right corner of every page and enter a word or phrase that you are interested in. In the very unlikely event that you still don’t find anything… Plan B.
PLAN B
1. Read every issue of Muse you’ve got to fortify and nourish your brain.
2. Go to the monthly random thread.
3. Take DEEEEEP breath.
4. Jump in screaming and posting randomly (no one-word posts). This will get you past your self-consciousness. As soon as this ice-breaker is done, you’ll find that most people on here are actually quite nice. (Except for FrigidSymphony- No, I’m kidding. Even he has a kind word to say sometimes. I think.)
Rebecca Lasley (Administrator) �|� December 9th, 2006 at 3:52 pm
On the Origin of Welcome Pies
Prompted by comments on this thread and recent discussions about culture, I decided to dig around in the ancient archives of MuseBlog to trace how this insane eccentric behavior became systematized into ritual.
The first pie throwing of any variety appears to have occurred on 23 August 2005 on the first thread, “Welcome, Musers,” in a pact of mutual disarmament when Axa and Chin Tsu exchanged potentially lethal weaponry for baked goods, in compliance with a suggestion by “Robert Coontz (Administrator)” (later properly identified as GAPA RC).
In February 2006, a possible ancestor of Ebeth the Stalker known as Ebeth the Lurker tossed what proved to be a groundbreaking banana cream pie at visiting author Donna Jackson (thread: “Hello, Donna”). Curiously, in the process, Ebeth noted “in case you’re wondering, yes, that is our traditional method of greeting people,” (emphasis added) although I have yet to discover any prior incidents.
The following month proved critical in the nascent custom. On 08 March (“Mews Nuse 2006.1”) kricket issued an invitation to pie all newcomers, and Jadestone complied on 10 March. On 17 March 2006, a defining moment in the culture of MuseBlog occurred in “Forwaaard, MARCH! Part Three” when Jadestone pied Sir Penguin and 100% Cotton. This would appear to be the first instance of pastry thrown deliberately at individual newcomers.
Meanwhile, by early April, the Chuck Norris/Watership Down controversy had escalated into Pie War. The same time frame witnessed a possibly related intensification in the pie-ing of newcomers, led by an MBer known as Ebeth The Former But Recently Rehabilitated Lurker, possibly yet another descendant of Ebeth the Lurker. Jadestone, perhaps the same Jadestone noted earlier or a close relative, also contributed a fair share of flinging during this significant era.
On 01 May, the random flinging of welcome pies became codified by the ArchGAPA in his introduction to the “ABANDON ALL HOPE Welcome, Newcomers!” thread. In the same month, GAPA RC could be found actively inciting MBers to pieolence against new arrivals.
As they say, the rest is history.
A curious sidenote: only days after the Welcome Pie became established officially, several MBers complained they had never received one, apparently not realizing the tradition did not exist at the time of their arrival — among them, a possible descendant of the MBer lineage whose efforts have figured so prominently in this account, one Ebeth the Stalker, who said, “Come to think of it, i’m not sure i got a welcome pie either. (sic)”
In spite of due diligence, no doubt errors have crept into my research and I disavow all responsibility for them.
Julieb �|� October 20th, 2006 at 5:06 pm
Welcome all newbies!
My advice:
Ignore FS, he’s just trying to cause trouble.
Most MBers get muse for a long time before discovering this site, believe me, PA(princess aqua) your not alone.
Have fun, be random, and be yourself. If you get muse, you belong here. There’s a thread for everything and everyone, you’ll find places to fit in and have discussions with people with similar interests.
Oh, read HG2MB, and try not to double/triple/cuadruple/etc. post. It takes some newbies a long time to figure out thats its frowned upon.
Pies are used to express many feelings here, mostly joy and anger. For example, here’s your welcome pie. *Welcome pie splats all newbies*
The GAPAs are your friends. If you want to request a new thread, just post it. Be respectful, though. No swear words or links or you’ll be snipped.
That just about summarizes it. Good luck!
Der Wachtelschlag (Queen J) �|� June 4th, 2006 at 2:21 pm
Art thou Gwen as in Gwendolyn Novak? I can say her last name because she’s fictional. HA! TAKE THAT, YOU CENSORING GAPA-PEOPLE! Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
Hello, all newbies. This blog may induce high levels of insanity, happiness, Douglas Adams, and Franz Kafka. We’re pretty haphazard here, and we say what we want when and why we want to say it in whatever language we have on our minds at the moment. It’s a Fliegender Zirkus in here, chums. Beware, for the aliens and the Veerdose walk among us, and so do the Potterheads, Ringers, Eddies, Hitchhikers, Loonies, groundhogs, and others. Also, it may help if you can type and run fast, speak English, and follow what the zark we fr00ds are saying on the Blog.
Robert Coontz (Administrator) �|� June 14th, 2006 at 6:09 pm
[One Month Is] the rule of thumb that MuseBloggers have come up with. Many of them read the “Who’s Here” page and celebrate the end of their newbiehood a month after their first posting. As far as I’m concerned, though, it’s really more a frame of mind. Many people feel right at home here and become thoroughly Musified within a visit or two.
Lizzie �|� June 25th, 2006 at 12:51 pm
I think that the main things that have been annoying me on here are the following:
lack of grammar, punctuation, and spelling- guys, I don’t mind when a word here and there is wrong, but I mean, run-on sentances, misspelled “easy” words, etc? please..
the “squee first posts” mentality
the posts where all (or most of) the wordsa re brok enup in th ewrong placesa nd soit’sr eall yhard to rea dthem
the “that’s stupid and you’re the reason MG left” mentality that a few of the musebloggers seem to get now and then, usually when someone disagrees with them.. being polite=/=stifling dessention.
Ebeth The Lurker �|� February 3rd, 2006 at 6:15 am
Advice: Go see the H2GMB thread on the archives. It’s hopelessly confusing and jumbled together but at least you get a couple things straightened out. Like the fact that we’re all insane, and that pretty much everybody ♥ douglas adams. Among other things.
More advice: CHOKLIT!!!! EAT CHOKLIT!!! AND DO NOT SPELL IT WRONG! IT IS C-H-O-K-L-I-T!!!
MontgomeryGurl �|� February 3rd, 2006 at 3:20 pm
1. It’s discouraged to put posts in links, because then the Administrators (comonly referred to as “GAPAs”, or “MAPs”) will have to check it out to be sure it’s alright. But you do it by putting up a less than sign (). To stop a link, you do the same thing, only you put a slash right after the less than sign.
2. Italics are less than sign, i, greater than sign, what you want in italics. If you want to stop them, you put a slash before the i.
3. Normally, it takes longer. The MAPs have jobs, and can’t be online all the time. When they come around, they read the posts and make sure they’re acceptable, then they post them. If they’re busy, asleep, or actually having a life, it could take a while. Just get used to it.
“that’s stupid and you’re the reason MG left” – Who’s MG? And why did he/she leave?
MG = MontgomeryGurl. A famous blogger. Visit this thread: https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=339
15- Thank you. I didn’t know the whole story about that.
Ack. I spelled quadruple wrong. I want to fix it. I have got to stop being so neurotic. Ha, I’ve been quoted twice. I feel so important.
11,12 – Thank you. Also, if newbies don’t want to be called newbies, then just use that phrase.
*feels important for being noted in the Pie history bit and very, very old*
Well now, where are all the newbies then? Has anyone pied Bobby Joe? *pies Bobby Joe* Welcome!
Hi!
I just came to MuseBlog this morning, although I’ve been subscribed for almost a year. So far what I’ve seen on this website is pretty good.
Bye!
P. S. I don’t know who Bobby Joe is, but welcome anyways!
please pie me ! also, i declare myself the founder of the APPPF(Anti-POPOPO Forces) who wants to join me?
pie me! pllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssse!
johnkerry, Romana 2, and BobbyJoe- piepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepie
Johnkerry, please see post 4 for details on pointless posts. Your a newbie, though, and I guess it’s better you did that here instead of on some other thread. Otherwise, *pie* Welcome But museblog is not a chatroom, so it takes a while for your comments to apear to the rest of us. Conversations are not instant things, unfortunatly.
Also, welcome Romana2! *pies* It is a very good website.
4- I was venting my anger at pointless posting in that. It shouldn’t be used as advice for impressionale newcomers, I don’t think.
20-*pi* As in Doctor Who? Not that I know anything about the old series or anything, but I think my parents said something about a companion called Romana, and I’ve seen the new series. Now it’ll be unrelated.
*pi* to johnkerry and BobbyJoe as well
i am not a newbie, by the way, but i haven’t been here in a while…
as my name suggests i am a llama
21,22- That will be 2 pieces of virtual choklit. 1 for the PoPo and one for starting the APPPF. We are here to keep the piece, OK?
Hey Newbies, if you don’t wat to be fined as much by the PoPoPo, go to the Monthly random thread. If you want to throw pies, go to a pie war zone, don’t start one. Try to actually say something though.
Hot Topic threads began as something nice, which turned into something bad, so handle with care.
Super huge long posts aren’t normal either, so try to keep them down.
Don’t spam, be pointless, and try to inform yourself and avoid saying stupid things when talking to me. Or I’ll rip your argument to shreds.
20, yes, it’s from Doctor Who. Besides, I like the name
. If you have a library near you then you could possibly find old series Doctor Who videos there. I have a deep and strong passion for local libraries, but that’s off the point.
wow!!!!!!!!! that was cool!
*rocks back and forth in a small dark room* Can someone help me? The hot ink binnies are making a comeback. Wait, don’t bother saving me! I know too much! *laughs insanely*
Bewware the Hot Pink Bunnies! They already have Kontrolled Bie Hottpinnkbunnyz. YOU could be next! or You or You or You or You or You or You……
27-Im kinda a newbie, because I actually started last year but stopped. Can I have some Virtual Choklit? Come on, share.
um. Hi.
35-HELLO!! *pies* Welcome to our Humble Home!
it is flamababoulous not fabulous!
flamababoulous means that it is so fabulous that it could combust in flames at any time!
I think you should introduce awesomeful into your odd word vocabulary.
Long live king Koko! Also, long live the penguins!
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr………… oh,all right.*sends choklit*
39-Thank You! Just in time for my birthday!
37-Ummm ok
38-I dont like penguins. Just kidding, they only live a short life though.
*throws a pie at u.*
*throws a pie at u.*Hahahaha!
*catches pie and throws it back* Hahahaha!
41-WHO ARE YOU THROWIN PIES AT??? jk I lurvie pies
43-Thanks anyway!
*pies all newcomers*
hmm…
*pies GAPA too*
still….
must be fair…
*pies all MBers…..*
*….including self*
now, the best advice I can give y’all is….
Live long….
Be happy….
And throw pies.
ok as my name suggests
*PIE*
*PIE*
*PIE*
*PIE*
*PIE*
*PIE*
*PIE*
*PIE*
Hi people. *pies all newcomers*
*hem*
This is my sister… Granite101…
Say hi, G101.
hi
Um, yeah. *grins*
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*POP! SPLAT!*
hi. yay….?!
*TNÖ comandeers the keyboard* *piepiepiepiepie*
TNÖ will tell u im stupid wich I WILL NOT!!!!!!! might be tru b/c i troped my ipod in my water cup!Well yes, that was kinda dumb… classic klutzy moment! Runs in the family! i didnt mean to!!!!!!! i lik kokopelli and others!!!!???why the ? marks???? well is it good that i lik This IS the MUSE blog, rememberoh yaeh!!!!!!!!
*piepiepiepie* Welcome to the museblog!!!!!!!
:idea:TNÖ:idea: and :evil:G101:evil:
*evil signs supposed to be :twisted:. blame it on TNÖ. *PIE*
:twisted:G101:twisted:
just to let u know
is colon the word twisted and another colon
Hey Granite101! Looks like we have another pair of siblings on the blog, then. *pies*
*Pies Granite 101*
(13)…..OH GOD NO ONE READ THAT THREAD I WAS SUCH A NEWBIE FAJNKADNVADKJA
But that’s an interesting history you’ve put together…I never knew I was part of the pie trend at all. Also nice compilation of MBer messages. That must have taken a long time.
Um hello all newcomers. You are welcomed. And such like.
….
-pies-
i am such a part of the pie trend!! w00t!!
hey 2 d newbies and australian pies to all
um…hi.
I’m not really new…I’ve been lurking for a while and posted once…but I’ve never come here before. jUst so the Gapas or whoever know, I’m using my brothe e2mb’s e-mail address cause I don’t got one.
Hey! The smiley worked!
Um…….hello?
……WELCOME FAIR KNIGHT! PLEASE STEP INTO OUR HUMBLE ABODE! NO NO I INSIST! Don’t mind the bunnies
they mean no harm. And also. I officially pie you. -PIE-
ok some things you have to know
1. :idea:’s are good
2. *PIE*
*piepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepie*
welcome, random dude! *PIE*
thank you
hey random dude
have fun in museblog
*PIE*
oops i forgot to give you a special pie
*STEAK PIE*
hello one hello all. goldfish pies foreveryone!!!
*splat*, *splat*,*splat*, *splat*, *splat*, *splat*,…. YOUR ALL DEAD!!! i win owin. a yes much fun for i am one of you who makes no sense what so ever!!! fuun fun fun fun!!!!
64 – Thank you. Now I know I am not the only person on the blog right now.
So, you are wondering what to do on MuseBlog? Here are some tips from the old timer Muse Bolgger, me. I am ancient, been here for 2 min 48secs.
Wow! your Ancent! I Mean your really old! By the way why are you up so early did you need some pie? Oh yes pie Splattered into your face. for every one in the world must be pied!! Yes Yes much fun!
(devil)
*pies Kristov I.*
i be new, newbie i be humm
nice username me likes
70- *pies* *Ï€s* Welcome!
*pies Rebstar10 and Kristov I. too* Careful, or you’ll anger the way ancient people like me!
70-PI!!!!!!!
Here are some links to 8) /
threads for newbies:
Here are some hints for newbies: go to the HG2MB and the Rules. Please print out at least the HG2MB, so you can keep the smiley codes handy!
Also use the html codes below the comment box to make text bold, make links, etc.
Thanks!
Rth
59- Hmm. I wouldn’t reccomend trying to bend the minds of innocent young “newer parts of the blog” until they have seen the carnage of the Pie War thread. I have recently decided to become neutral on the subject, so I can no longer complain about post 59.
ooh yeah i like the pie war thread
could somebody tell me how to make smileys and such?
my brother bilbo keeps hogging darnit
76-For the 4,397th time, newbies should go to the HG2MB.
78 – You counted? You need a hobby.
Oh yea i got the smiley right
I have not posted very often
sorry for PoPoPoing
but I like doing that sort of thing
sorry :opps:
Huh how’d that happen
i just figured out how to 80
or not
it doesn’t worrrrk!
*pies bilbo*
READ THE EARLIER POSTS AND LISTEN TO THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is dr. bashfull new?
I’ll check.
*checks Who’s Here page*
He’s not on there, so I think that he is. The GAPAs should update the list again. At least the did Lord_of_Junk.
ATTENTION PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please refer to HG2MB, and maybe print it out. It’s handy, especially for those smiley codes, and also for writing any other stuff you find out. Example: a place to write out the various html codes. And another note, just in case some people haven’t looked at the HG2MB, an easy way to make the
is just : ) without spaces. I know some people write out : smile : without spaces, and that could take some time for lots of them! 
dude let me try that
Rebstar10- *PIE* you wouldn’t by any chance be a friend of mine? i think you are due to the whole reb thing.
If you are, indeed, refering to Reb in your name, you know you still need to tell me how the horse show thingy in utah or wherever went. If not I apologize.
*PIES all newcomers*
dude u ride horses? that is sooo cool
don’t anger FS.
no, really. don’t anger FS (abbr. for FrigidSymphony). it’s not a good idea. he’s everywhere. EVERYWHERE! and if you think you’re safe, you’re not. No one expects the FS! -monty python reference. monty python is cool. if you haven’t watched any, you have to. its like a semi-requirment. kinda. not really.
87 – : shock : =
WARNING. IF YOU ARE A NEWBIE YOU WILL BE PIED IN 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 *pies all newbies* If there are any?
There is an unusual shortage of newbies this month.
99-Untrue. There’s me (well kinda cuz I posted last year, but mostly lurking), there’s Pie Parade, Poo Poo Platter, Dr. Bashfull, Bilbo, Random Dude, and whole bunch more that don’t visit the Newcomers page…
94- yes, i ride. i am named after my horse. heh… so is RS10, who is, indeed, my friend. meh.
*pies any and all newcoming-MBers, and then pies everyone else*
96- NObody expects the spanish inquistion! LOL I ♥ anything remotely Monty Python.
100 – I guess so, but Radioactive Cheese and poo poo platter left the day they came, and bilbo, dr bashful, and random dude don’t post very often.
When smileys are in links, you can roll your mouse over them and it tells you the code for it. It would be helpful for newbies if someone could make a link that included all the smileys in it. I’d do it, but I don’t know how….
Is Agrrrfishi new? I’ve never seen the name before. I’ll check Who’s Here.
104- I am not new, I’ve been here since September 2006, but I didn’t get put on the list till october.Are you new? Haven’t seen you for a while. I explain where I’ve been on The Pieceful Pie Planet blog thread. However, Shadowfire is new, and i have sumthin for her/him…
YAY NEWBIE!*grins* I have your welcome pie right here, numero 736, boy , this one is a beauty. Bannana Cream with extra whip, a classic.*throws pie*
I’m not new, I stopped doing Museblog for some reason that I forget, and got out of the habit. I’m back now, though. I came sometime in May last month, I think. I’ll check. *checks Who’s Here (again)*
MUSE READERS, UNITE!!! NOT ONLY ARE THE PAGES OF MUSE SMALLER BY HALF AND INCH, THE MAGAZINE HAS BEEN SHORTENED BY A !@#$#%^&* EIGHT PAGES!!! WE NEED TO ORGANIZE SOME PROTESTS!!! SIGN UP NOW BY SENDING FLOODS OF HATE MAIL TO THE MUSE HEADQUARTERS!!!*fines E2MB 16 pieces of choklit*
Hey mb’ers!
*splat* *wipes off all the pies that were and will be thrown at me*
I believe I would be classified under the label of “newbie”, as my name shows, and this would be my *second* post. the first i made about 2 years ago (i think), though i forgot where and under what name.
that being said, i think i will try out the smiley i saw earlier in an above post (#s 58 and 59).
I will be back to see if it worked.
by the way, i am obsessed w/ hpbs and the little star key thing ***********
whoops! my name didnt show up right…
but yay, the bunny did!