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Welcome, Neophytes! (January 2011 edition)
If you’re new on the blog, please stop by this thread and say pie — er, hi.
The Hare and Hedgepig, v. IV

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Continued from Vol. III.
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Please Leave All Electronic Devices and Projectile Pastries with Our Pie Check Department
Formal Dress Required
Continued from Vol. III.
Continue reading
Posted in At the Top of the Blog, Muse Academy, The Musiverse
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January 2011 “Happy Birthday!” Thread
Known Muser birthdays and “K Days” this month*:
01-01 Jadestone’s birthday (1992 – cerulean or green)
01-03 Kirika’s birthday (1995)
01-03 SilverLeopard’s birthday (1998)
01-03 Rebecca Lasley’s birthday
01-23 Kittymine’s birthday (1993)
01-24 Alice turns 6,000 days old
01-25 Purple Panda turns 7,000 days old
01-26 Glassboro’s birthday (1995 – rainbow)
01-30 The Skipper Nancy’s birthday (1992 – yellow or sea-green)
You turn 5,000 days old this month if you were born between April 25 and May 25, 1997.
You turn 6,000 days old this month if you were born between July 30 and August 29, 1994.
You turn 7,000 days old this month if you were born between November 3 and December 3, 1991.
*Note: Listed MBers who have been inactive for several months won’t appear on next year’s birthday calendar unless they show up again.
Posted in Birthdays, Fan Page / MuseBlog business
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THREADS CLOSING EARLY TONIGHT
Your hard-partying Administrators will be offline for most of the evening, so the December Random Thread and “Welcome, Newcomers!” thread will be disappearing around 6:45 p.m., Museblog time. Replacements will appear a couple of minutes after midnight. Until then, we suppose you can use this announcement as a temporary random thread, in a pinch.
See you next year (and decade)!
Posted in Fan Page / MuseBlog business
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ATTENTION, Holiday Partygoers!
The Muse Academy Holiday Party is nearing its grand finale: the exchange of gifts. All involved, please scurry on over to the Gift Tree thread to claim your presents and watch others open theirs.
Posted in Fan Page / MuseBlog business
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Piggy’s Chrome Instruction Manual
You’ve waited with commendable patience. Now here it is at last for your delectation:
Posted in Nonrandom Craziness, The Universe, Things We like
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Muse Academy RPG*, Part 9
*Role-playing game, or possibly rocket-propelled grenade.
Not necessarily continued from Part 8.
Posted in Muse Academy, RRRs, RPWs, and RPGs
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Happy Winter*, Everybody!
The winter solstice occurs on December 21 at 2338 Universal Time. That’s 5:38 p.m. MuseBlog time (U.S. Central Standard Time), or 11:38 p.m. Icelandic time.
*Or summer, for our friends in the Southern Hemisphere.
Posted in The Universe
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January 2011 Muse Roll Call
Let us know when your issue arrives.
NO SPOILERS, please. There’s another thread for discussing the issue.
Posted in The magazine
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January 2011 Muse Discussion
WARNING! Will definitely contain spoilers!
To spare MBers reading the “Recent Comments” columns, please paste the following message in at the beginning of your posts:
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Posted in The magazine
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Science Magazine’s Breakthrough of the Year
By popular request (well, one request, anyway).
You can read all about the Breakthrough of the Year (and accompanying “Insights of the Decade” section) at Science‘s home page.
NOTE: Robert was neck-deep in all of this. Yes, like the other Administrators, he does have a job other than moderating MuseBlog.
Posted in The Universe
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Muse Academy Holiday Party 2010 — Gift Tree
Place your presents under or on the gift tree for the Gift Exchange.
Note: this thread is only for posting gifts. All other comments or discussion should be on the Holiday Party thread. When it’s time to reveal the contents, they will be posted here as well.
Describe the outside appearance of your gift. (Wrapping paper, size, general shape, what it sounds like when shaken…however you’d like to describe it.)
Suggestion: make sure you keep track of your gift and its description, so you don’t risk forgetting what you gave.
Posted in Muse Academy, The Musiverse
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Muse Academy Holiday Party 2010
Winter Wonderland is the theme as we close out the first decade of the 21st century in style. Let the festivities commence!
Posted in Muse Academy, The Musiverse
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Muse TV
Maybe we should have a Muse TV thread, where we write a “TV Guide” listing for an imaginary Muse TV channel. There would be news reports covering Kokons and goings-on in Kokonino County, documentaries about things Muse has done articles about, serialized episodes based on events in the various RPGs, and in the commercial breaks, campaign ads for Koko, advertising for MA, the H&H, and the Emporium, and Army-style recruiting ads for fighting against the HPBs.
Posted in Nonrandom Craziness
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Something Wonderful
Robert writes:
Our friend Pollyhymnia sent me a link to this YouTube video, which made my day. I’ve often doodled in math class, but never this productively:
Posted in The Universe, Things We like
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Chicago Kokon Possibility?
Muse‘s editor, Elizabeth Preston, sends this announcement:
I wonder if this might be a good event to post on MuseBlog, for any Chicago-area readers. We’re having a Holiday Magazine Fair next Saturday (December 11) from 2-4 at the Chicago Cultural Center. All the Cricket Magazine Group magazines will be represented. There will be science and writing activities and artist demos, plus free hot chocolate, brownies, and magazines to take home. Our editors, art directors, and designers will be hosting the event—we’ll be easily recognizable by our festive bug antennae!
You can find out more about it here.
Posted in The magazine
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Muse Academy Holiday Party — Planning Thread
The weather is bleak this time of year off the coast of Iceland, but as end of term approaches, Muse Academy students and faculty alike have one thing to look forward to: the annual Holiday Party and accompanying Gift Tree. Although less spectacular than the balls the Academy holds on May Day and Halloween, it’s delightful in its own spicy, coniferous way.
(For reference, here’s how the party and the tree unfolded last year.)
Posted in Muse Academy
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Bunny Invasion IV: Another Chapter
IBCF sent us another installment of his chilling video epic:
Follow the links below if you missed the first three episodes or if you simply want to wallow in the horror of it all:
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u291/rglasley/museblog06/BunnyInvasion.swf
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u291/rglasley/museblog06/BunnyInvasion2.swf
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u291/rglasley/museblog02/BunnyInvasion3–AfraidoftheDark.swf
Posted in Hot-Pink Bunnies, Sound and images
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Welcome, Neophytes! (December 2010 edition)
If you’re new on the blog, please stop by this thread and say pie — er, hi.
December 2010 “Happy Birthday!” Thread
Known Muser birthdays this month*:
[LIST NOT YET UPDATED FOR 2010]
12-01 I-Man’s birthday (1995)
12-9 Pax the Hamster’s birthday (1994)
12-10 Ebeth turns 7,000 days old
12-26 SudoRandom’s birthday (1996 – bright orange)
12-28 Agrrfishi turns 6,000 days old
You turn 5,000 days old this month if you were born between March 25 and April 24, 1997.
You turn 6,000 days old this month if you were born between June 29 and July 29, 1994.
You turn 7,000 days old this month if you were born between October 3 and November 2, 1991.
You have been on the blog for six months if you started posting in June.
*Note: Listed MBers who have been inactive for several months won’t appear on next year’s birthday calendar unless they show up again.
Posted in Birthdays
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“Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part One”: The Movie
If past Potter threads are any guide, this one will quickly grow as long as the book itself. Mind your spoiler warnings, please.
Posted in The Universe
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