Muse – November/December 2005 Contents

Warning! Contains spoilers.

November/December 2005 (volume 9, number 9)

COVER: Exploding Trousers

FIRST PAGE: Dark Waters: The Random Thoughts of a Blind Teenage Cavefish

KOKOPELLI & COMPANY: Chad’s latest creation loses its mind.

ARTICLES AND COLUMNS:
Why Do Cavefish Lose Their Eyes? by Luis and Monika Espinasa
Farmer Buckley’s Exploding Trousers, by Stephanie Pain
Gamers All Around You, by Duncan Graham-Rowe
Calder: The Man Who Made Art out of the Ordinary, by Doug Stewart
Peer Pressure, by Sandra Blakeslee

Q & A, by Robert Coontz and Rosanne Spector: Where does grass seed come from? Why are LED bulbs common in flashlights but rare in home light fixtures?
Math Page, by Ivars Peterson: A Good Plot

LAST PAGE: Skaters, OUI! Cars, NON!

Online Book Club: Nicholas Nickleby, by Charles Dickens

Scroll down past the organizational preliminaries to discuss Dickens’s novel. Warning! Probable spoilers ahead.

Scroll down past the organizational preliminaries to discuss Dickens’s novel. Warning! Probable spoilers starting around comment #50.

There’s an online version of the text at Bibliomania.

Reading schedule as of October 31 (may be revised later):

Tues. Nov 1st: chapters 1 and 2
Wed. Nov 2nd: chapters 3 and 4
Thurs. Nov 3rd: chapters 5 and 6
Frid. Nov 4th: chapters 7 and 8
Sat. Nov 5th: chapters 9 and 10
Sun. Nov 6th: chapters 11 and 12
Mon. Nov. 7th: chapters 13 and 14

Muse RPG*

*Role-playing game, for the uninitiated.

First step is to pick Muses. So far the following roles have been filled:
Kokopelli (Ebeth)
Mimi (mutant_hairy_thing)
Urania (MontgomeryGurl)
Aeiou (Phoenix)
Bo (Phoenix Elassë-Adæl)
Chad (Phoebe)
Crraw (Krissy also known as Kricket)
Pwt (Sheep lilbro777)
Feather (KitKat)

Non-Muses who have appeared so far:
Devil (Kokopelli’s puppy; a non-speaking but very active role) (Sheep)
Tenrecs (Lizzie)
Hot-pink bunnies (Neo)
Oog the cave person (Lorelei)
Professor Cosmo Mastiff (random rohan freak)
Blind cave fish (Rabid Pansy)
Star-nosed mole (ChinTsu)

Also possible:
Various editors, cartoonists, and celebrity guests

Coy Woodnesse

A forum for practicing archaic English, foreign languages, and other off-the-beaten-track forms of communication.

A forum for practicing archaic English, foreign languages, and other off-the-beaten-track forms of communication.

(Coy woodnesse means “quiet madness” in Middle English, the version of our language spoken about 600 years ago.)

Useful resources (additions welcome!):
“Chaucer’s Middle English” site at the University of California, Santa Barbara
Librarius has another Middle English glossary and a load of information about Chaucer and the Canterbury Tales

The Anti-Chatroom

Can’t check in five times a day? This place for long, slow, thoughtful posts may be what you need.

Some MuseBloggers have complained that it’s getting hard to keep up with the flow of messages here. That’s particularly true for those who aren’t on line every day. So as an experiment, we’re devoting this area to longer messages–say, a good, solid paragraph and up. Anything shorter will be sent to the FMP. (No blocks of hundreds of smiley faces, please!) The idea is to create a space similar to Muse Mail or the pre-blog message area on the dear old Gaboomba. Here goes…

Dumpster-Dive Song

An October issue bonus. Warning: contains spoilers!

As promised on page 6 in the October 2005 Muse Mail section, here are sound files of the B. family’s unforgettable Dumpster Dive song in AIFF and MP3 formats. Now we know how Musers’ parents afford those pricey subscriptions. All together now:

Oh, Dumpster dive, Dumpster dive,
Don’t mind if it’s been used.
We buffed and shined and mended tight
And wiped off all the poo!

(The Mac-friendly AIFF version is 25.5 megabytes in size–probably too big for dialup modems. The MP3 version is a more manageable 2.8 megabytes.)