MuseBlog

“This is Dreamland,” said Daniel. “Anything can happen.”

The RRR* of your dreams continues from Part One.

*Round Robin ‘Riting

The story of the prince who wanted to be a frog. Continued from Part One.

The Empowered continue to wield their words against the Evil One. Continued from Part 2.

Time for a new round. Continued from 2007.3.

gimanator’s suggestion. The idea is to start with an image and each person writes about it as she or he sees it, in the writer’s choice of style.

The kernel image: after the death of someone or something
the sound of a violin
someone finding a box full of documents
someone kicking up leaves
someone riding a horse
someone walking a dog
someone on a rooftop
someone blowing bubbles
a girl slamming a book shut suddenly in a library
someone buys a cup of tea in a tea shop
a boy playing ball by himself

Next up: ?

Continued from 2007.2, the original idea came from Prarilius Canix, who described it as “a thread for Musers who have written/are writing/want to write books… a place to bounce ideas off of other people who share that interest.”

June is history, the frenzy has passed, scripts are done. Or not. If you’d like other MBers to read your finished (or unfinished) oeuvre, email it to gapa @ musefanpage.com (delete the spaces).

In order to preserve the formatting and to make these easier to read, the scripts are set up as stand alone documents. Click on the link.

purplefinch’s script
A Fabulous, Amazing, Chaotic, Magnificent and Frantic Fiftieth Bi-Annual Vlascar Race: The Totally Fake and Dramatized Version!

Mirabelle, the divine Qween of Green’s script (now complete)
Esperanza Claudia Anastasia Trishia Millentando the Third Goes on an Adventure

Alice’s script (partial)
Jillie’s Amazing Talking Journal

Users’ Manual: Obey The Rules. Consult The Guide. Have fun! Read more »

Also known as a “not-so-random discussion thread,” This forum tries to stay on topic longer than the random threads do. Newcomers should read The Rules and The Guide before plunging in.

Current topic: Mythology
Renaissance fairs
intelligent clothing

New and confused? Stop here first for help and a warm welcome, MuseBlog style. Be prepared for airborne pastry.

Please read The Rules. You might also glance at The HG2MB (Hitchhiker’s Guide to MuseBlog), which contains helpful hints regarding local customs, lingo, and other peculiarities of the blog; smiley information included.

ADVENTURES IN THE MUSIVERSE
Life on the Pieceful Pie Planet, Part 6 (Elizabeth)
Ships’ Logs: Beyond Museica, Part 7 (Koko du Pelle)
Pie Isle, Part 2 (‘Dotty-Kay & Cinnamon Moon)
Expedition for the Scribblemaya (Koko du Pelle & gimanator)
Chronicles of Museica, Part the Fifth (Koko du Pelle)

LIFE BEYOND THE VIRTUAL DIVIDE
Just Friends (Beavo the Great)
Romance and Relationships, v. 2007.4 (Beavo the Great)
Global Warming, v. 2007.2 (Red-Tailed HAWK)
Evolution, v. 2007.2 (Red-Tailed HAWK)
Vegetarians, Vegetarianism, Vegetables, Vegemite (Purple Panda)

SILLY FUN
The Polling Place, v. 2007.2 (Koko du Pelle)
Riddles, Part 2 (Alice)
Ask the GAPAs, No. 3 (Red-Tailed HAWK)
Muse RPG, v. 2007.1 (Koko du Pelle)
Stupid Senseless Smiley Stories, v. 2007.3 (Koko du Pelle)

WRITING – RRRs
RRR, v. 2007.3 [The Sea Roc] (Alice)
RRR, v. 2007.2 [Science-fiction, Part 4] (E2MB)
RRR 2006.1, Part 4 [the original] (Alice)
RRR, version 2006.6, Part 2 [Etheterre] (Alice)
TERRA formed, Part 1: The Edit (E2MB)
RRR, v. 2007.5 [spirits/evil things] (Glassboro)
RRR, version 2007.1 [Terenika] – Part 2 (the man for aeiou, cilroxmysox, Alice)
RRR 2007.7 Time Travel (E2MB, Koko du Pelle)

WRITING – ASSORTED OTHER
Muse Fanfiction, v. 2007.1 (Beavo the Great & Koko du Pelle)
Writing, v. 2007.1 (biblioRose)
MuseBlog Fanfiction, Part 2 (the man for aeiou)
Poems & Songs, v. 2007.2 (widdershins)
Books in Progress, v. 2007.3 (Alice, Vixen in the Eyes of the Moon)

OTHER THINGS WE LIKE
Song Lyrics, Part 2 (Jadestone)
Quotations 2007.1 (Green Qween)
Pastoral Pleasures (Alice)
Questioning the ‘Net (Traggle)
Dreams, v. 2007.1 (Koko du Pelle)

As promised, here is the long awaited time travel RRR,* requested by Prarilius Canix, with enthusiastic support from E2MB and others.

Prarilius Canix proposed this basis for time travel theory:

At each moment, there are several thousand possibilities. Right now, just to mention three: I will continue typing this comment and post it; a giant rock will fall on my head and kill me, preventing me from posting it; or a lunatic from the future will pop out of a wormhole or other time machine and smash my computer. The first possibility took place in this universe, but the other two took place in parallel universes. If you go back in time and alter the past, you will create another parallel universe.

MontgomeryGurl determined there were six generations of MuseBloggers when she did the first list in March, 2006. Blog time moves quickly, and Alice has identified thirteen generations since the dawn.

Yes, I used MontgomeryGurl’s dates for the first five generations, since I wasn’t around in the beginning and therefore wouldn’t make a very good judge of where to place generations. After that I pretty much played it by ear. –Alice

Generation Zero – Gaboomba
AJR
Celebriän
Anata = ChinTsu
Duncan_Quagmire = Pi
Elassë-Adæl = Alisé-Adæ = E~A = Elassë-Ade’ehl = e~a the sock monkey
Grant O. = Ultimate Supreme Executive Chairman Grant O. = USECGO = Spongo = DeathJackal = Jackal = Stormcrow
Jadestone
Lizzie
Morbid = Agent Mothman
Parmandiriel
Pheebs = Phoebe = Agent Smith
Queen Julietaini = Queenie J. = Der Wachtelschlag
TOPFOT

Generation One – August, 3 ’05 – October 5, ’05
Axa
Blackwings
bookworm!
Boxty = Loupgarou
Clairefurby
Cooper Jane
Dave of the Jungle
Ebeth = The Lurker = Ebeth the Lurker
Elentari
Jenny
Kate
kc
kokopelli #2
MontgomeryGurl = SOTWIAE = PotterHaterGurl = MontgomeryBoy
Phoenix = Tree = Nachin = Ryan
randomrohanfreak = Jusenkyo = CrazyOobleckMeh = AchillesHeel = The Phantom Norker = MediOchre = Pentatonikk = Ayame Yume Neko-Chan-Sam
Zyviva = Srah

Generation Two – October 11, ’05 – November 27, ’05
Amanda
andyZgr8
Anonymous Coward = Whatevershe’scallingherselftoday = Whatever She’s Calling Herself Today
Artemis Fowl II
Aryen = Haley = Halla Jonsdottir = Random Person w/ confused look on face
Beach
Beady = Fantagirl
Chirstopher
Choklithotpinkbunneez
Cliché
Dan = Daniel F. = Daniel = Agent0007 = Agent007 = wisconsinite
defcon pilot = the big guy
Eli the Semi-Great
Emrerly
gollumite=koko
K-unit
katie
King of Random or 223ankher or bcavefish
KitKat = KitKatUck = Nerdbuster = TigerLotus
Kitten = pie bandit = mysterious muser
Krissy = Kricket = mousie = mousire
lilbro777 = Alanna_777 = lilbro = TNÖ lilbro = TNÖ
Lorelei
Memyselfandi
monday = Theodwyn Notelven = Darkhorse 090 = Monday Darkhorse = Monday = and lets get the bacon delivered before monday
mutant_hairy_thing
Neo
New York
Rabid Pansy = Rabid Pansey = Lamp Post
Ritzu = Nascha = NiGHTS
Sheep
Sunstorm (KitKat’s elder sister) = sciencegeek27
taylor = Tay and Shel
WoojaKitty = stareintoinfinity = Antepenultimate Mer/Mera = Mer = Meritorious Mer = Quintessentia
zac

Generation Three – December 5, ’05 – January 13, ’06
Bellatrix Lestrange = Skalayne the LIR = First Sorceress of Her Majesty Queen of the Universe = Necromancer = Dae Huan
Bobbyjkl
Cappy
cedar
Chewy_as_a_granolabar
Chickadee
dark lord of darkness = cheesenator
Eccentric [?]
Elizabeth
Em = Emiliana = Pwt #2 = La Rose
emogrl = death crumpet = Calinna = hematite chancing = Girl in Metal = metalfaery = Dead and Cuddly = Twilight Rain
hannah
Hermes
Ishmael = Lucifer Inc. = Lusifer Ink. = Jessie (The Evil One)
Kandy
Oofa man!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Ebeth’s brother)
Redheart
Scott
Selesen
Sphinx = Emily = Shphix
squeaks = Crystal Moon
sweetx_xangel = Queen of the Poking Stick
The AHHH!
Tiki Tiki Dude (Artemis Fowl II’s sister)
yesterday’s_kinked_moose = ysterday’s_kinked_moose
Zallie

Generation Four – January 24, ’06 – February 20, ’06
Ancient Thread Lurker = Darth Yoda = A LOTR Fan and an owner of cheese graders = Jedi Master Vader = Howler Monkey = Travatan Oteino
bebe =? deadkitty
bulletproofmarshmallow
Dina
dragonhound3000000
fuggy-wuggy
Jadestone [returning, I guess]
Katrina = emeralda7 = GazoombafromtheCheeseplanet = AdrienneWildWind
KittyKat
leftoversteak
lola
luna-the-cupcake/-muffin
Mike M.
musegal
purplecow = Violetfire
Rosa L. = i am the monster = Athena = mr. imposter = : twisted : = aeiou
sam theTenrec!!! = ducklover!!!
Shotgun #10
shriya [his/her other name did something weird with the fonts, so I left it out]
5up3rr H3ff4lump454uru5
Terror_on_2_feet = Funky WienerBean = Kokopelli #13
The_Old_Crow
tiggy

Generation Five – February 25, ’06 – March 19, ’06
AJAR A.K.A. “Jack Frost the Ice (Semi) Ghost = Sir Fire and Ice
Aleu_roleplayer
blue muse
bub lover person
BurnedMuffins = MaskedFury = Aaron the Misguided = PWNED = Lawrence of Antarctica
Clara = The Malignant Mandolin = Purple Panda
Dragonsrock828 = Silver Dragon = Sunrunner Bramblewood
BlackRaven = Ashen-Faced Poet Shrouded In Darkness
bluemorpho = bluemorpho’sghost = [Lots of other names that are clogging up the list.] = Arianhrod of Orkney
cherry tree
Cia
çlâúdïä
crzycowMWAHAHAHAHA = shana the = shana who used to have a the after her name = Brave Sir Robbin
Dolphin Today
Dragon eye
Drazelian
dream-rabbit = Violetfire
Dysthe
Earlcrest (LSSOM)
echomikeromeo
embrace_your_poison
emmet-x
Entropy
Evil Esther
evildude131
FantasyFan?!?!
fishyjr. = hiccups
flying circus = vincent
flying_moose_from_venus_or_somewhere_or_other
Frances
frankenfaerie = sweet melpomene = Morpheus = Commodore Sweet Melpomene = Commodore SM = Commodore Morpheus
Fwiffo
Gradster1 = Kokopellic = Gradster1 (kokopellic?) = mutated…
groundhog22
hotstuff trinity = Cello Girl = PIEGIRL!!! = SR-71
hp’s girlfriend = koko’s lover
I. Havenolife
Ishmael [different from the first Ishmael]
J. R.
Jack Kcaj
jammin’ j
Jess
jimmy4lag
Jordan
Joyous_cows
Kali D.
Kat
Keyki
Kitty B. = 100% cotton = Yup
LadyMaul
Lane the Orange Raisin
Laura
lumpy
M&M
Mattathias of Modin
me is amy
Meredith
Millie Dillie Doo Wad
MJ
Nobodydude23 = Frodo of the West, but formerly of the Shire = Frodo = Ptolomy the Wise = Pyolomy the Wise = Ptolemy the Wise = A Dijinn = Hafiz = A Concerned Muser
Otzi
penguini = Kororra
Person who can’t spell
PhantomOfTheOpera
Popcorn = Peguin7 = Almond
Princess Heather of Medieval Scotland
Priya
PurplishGlass = WatermelonStars
Queen Of Somewhere Over the Rainbow
Rachel
rafia
rurokenfan06
shadow049 = Demosthenes
Shadowfax
shana the
Sir Penguin = Admiral Penguin = OJ533 = lion911
Someone out there = King George the MMMXXLIII = George Washington = What was my name again, mom? = Planet of the APEricot’s villager
Super Girl
The Bev = Ryan B.
The Dark one = WLP = Whisper-Light Challenged
The Great Masticator
Theo R. Speare, Esq.
Travis M.
Trevor, Muse of technology wanna-be
Trillian of Rhodes = Skipper Nancy Blackett = Skipper Nancy Skipping Heee heee!!! Skip Skip SKip…. = Lemon Curry = Skipper = Nancy
Uraniaspencil
vo11eyba11brunet
WizGirl = Cat’s Meow
Wooly Mamoth
yay4hotpinkbunnies! = the pink stalking penguin of penzance = the purple cow of doom who sucks blood
zwendelina

Generation Six – March 20, ’06 – May 1, ’06
Abz = Abby
Andromeda pineapple-duck
Angelf1sh
anitak11
arasia121 = talkinghead1256489 = stupid sara
Aspen Silverwolf Frosteyes
Atrus the Guildmaster
bannaya
bballboy = bbb as Norma
Beware the Blueberry muffins = book_addict = Lady Æthelflæd
Bobs Your Uncle
Books rock! = Owzat = Crimsonflame
Calla Lily
Copper Bigfoot = A scrumpdillyicious Copper Yeti = Hooray4SpinyTenrecs = the Stalking Yeti of Knottingham = the Stalking Torch Singer of Knottingham = Copper Yeti
draMaQueen!!
Drizzt
Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
Hard-Hat Harry
Heroin_Addict
high member of the triad
Horsey Sarah
Johnny Vern
Julia = Fortune Cell
KillerQueen = The Peradventurer = The Foolish Peradventurer = Lady Toblerone
KOKOPELLI
littlekali
love is hpbs
Michelle W. = Luna the Lovely
moocow
moustache girl :-{ )
obsessed with musicals
NG13
pinkthings_360
pixie corpse = heroine = somewhere over the rainbow = demolition lover
Rodeochic#8
Schnozberry
Sophie (great lover of Kokopelli and all to do with Pie)
starinthesky
stoptheflyingmonkeys
Taiwan Hippo Fan = Rosy-Fingered Dawn = Moohaha = Phan
The Man @ A Salamander who is 8 years old
the master of all servents = the servent of all masters = Bob T. = Charles T. = Chuck
thegategirl0201
trukai = Sir Steve
Tyler L.
VanZeppelin
Veralidaine
White Fox
wierdo,weeeeeeee = tenrec speaking wierdo,weeeeeeee
Will R. = Flippity Floppity Floo = Narwhals rock and have cool noses
Yoyo power!!! = craisin’ raisin = Cara the Sara = Skittles
Yve
Zeeka
zendum

Generation Seven – May, ’06 – Mid-June, ’06
alice = monkey face @(*_*)@ = Ecila of Trebornerak
apirate
Artimia
Bird
Black Knight
captain_cynomys = Prarilius Canix = Sir Ozlips = Oob
Clever and Capricious = Queen-o-Random = No name Please = Capricious = The dragonfly of whim = Jupiter
DandelionsAreWildflowers
Fairydragon = FairyDragon = dRaGoNfAiRy = Animalfairy
Glassboro = Ptolemy
Headcase
i’mabeachbabe,gottahaveit = Anonymous
Kiki_the_great = amethyst = Peeves = Branwen Z. Maddox
Marvin
Peace_Frog
purplefinch = Ruffled Grouse = Common Loon
Qween Mae
RandomElf
roso159
Siesta Con Queso = Magnus
Soni
the neighboring dendelion-stealer
Yotsuba

Generation Eight – Mid-June, ’06 – August 1, ’06
Alan = Supermuse = Koko du Pelle
curious and questioning = Dodecahedron
lyssie = mrs. wentz
M & M
One Smart Cookie
SilverMusic582
Super Ninja Pie/Waffle
the man for aeiou

Generation Nine – August, ’06 – October 31, ’06
apperdoodles the great tree hugger
asdfjkl;qweruiop
ASHRiddle
BlueDog
Chusie (pikachusa)
Classical fan
Agrrrfishi
Beavo the Great
Bishi
cellogirl26
Cheese Monkey NUMBA 1 = Jugglebug
Dracasting = Cerberus III = The Fox of Fire = Harmless Stingray
Dreaming-Cat-369
Elminster
emmatheduck = kcudehtamme
fae
fellowmuser
fiddlinboy = zezima
fox lurver
frenchykid1212 = frenchykid = Sargon of Akkad II
FrigidSymphony
Galadriel Weasly, Jedi Master
Gemalyn
Gimli-Elf-Friend
Harmony, with short red hair
homeschooled in austria
i eat kittens
Isabella
Jessica the Great (Disaster)
Julieb = Sobriquet
Kari
kiwimuncher
m~the~crazed = Kokopelli’s Apprentice
Mirjana C.
Mister Clunk
monkey the monkey = eu-pa-honium-ist extrodanaire
Morgan
niugnep
Paddles&fiction
Princess Aqua = Midnight*Fiddler
qn209
RandomizeRandomness
Sachi
shadowkat0326 = Shadowkat = *blue.flame* = Child of the Moon
Sunbeetle
Sushi Crazed Creature
The Firehorse
The Insane Blue Sage
Travatan Oteino
wingnut = Piece of hardware with twin flanges on either side of the diameter, which provides a easy, hand-crankable alternative to a bolt, which would require a wrench to tighten effectively
yellowsharpiemarker
Zyka

Generation Ten – November, ’06 – January 1, ’07
Aldarendil Sulenen
Anish K.
criselephantine puddle = [The One of Many Names. Nuff said.] = Nemi
Crystal
Kiara
kt the gr8
Margaret
Musketeer Number 5
Physcotic Attacking Penguin
Piggy
Potato Chip
rachael
Random Dark Cloud = Ravenhawk = Traggle
SupremeMuser2000 = Fossiliferous Whisk
Synthrael
wildflower
visser3
zezima

Generation Eleven – January, ’07 – March 1, ’07
Alice
Augwich
Box
CapuletxMontague
Chonkordepushinellewenjadamono = Simon James Alexander Ragsdale III = Chonkoreftonerthinkmikgorn
cra-ztootsierool = tralalalolly
CreemPieWar
Doglover/Catnotliker
Em Double Oh
emilythefierce
Evie
Garshin = Spider Plant
ginger = idiot = duck = v fds vjk
ha
hedgehogboy5
iluvpigs1
Iman = I-man = PsychoBoy
Jacoobi the wise
jax_grrrl
Kagcomix
krazykookamany
llama messanger
Lord_of_Junk = Lord Ragevuire the Shadow Mage
museperson
Petronax
PinkBonnieLass
Red-tailed HAWK
that random bibliophile
The Tominator
Tinkering-belle
Who Knows?

Generation Twelve – March, ’07 – May 20, ’07
agagabagabag
asdf
burnzkid = Locke
C++ darkmage
cheshirecat718 = oldmuser
cHill
Dancergirl13
davidude = Earth2MuseBlog = E2MB
Donaldo the supercoolio awesome nerd
Dot Keet = Dotty-Kay = Dot
Filif the sentient Tree
gimanator = gimantor = giamantor
grnqween2011 = Kermit the Tennis Racket = Mirabelle the divine Qween of Green
hanako
hypermoocow = polkaspottedcandycane = Pie Parade
iwanttobeamuffin = Lady Moonstar = Lady Cinnamon = Cinnamon Moon
Kontrolled Bie Hottpinnkbunnyz = Dragon Wings
Liesolotte
littlefreakedout
Magenta Athena
NatTheCat
oldmuser = cheshirecat718
Pyro
rabbity24
Ratty13
Romana2
Tiki Teh Uber pwnful
xRubberDucky

Generation Thirteen – May 21, ’07 – June 30, ’07
biblioRose
borzoi lover
DragonWings = Fox With Drops of Rubies = Vixen with Ruby Eyes = Vixen of the Ruby and the Gold = Vixen in the Eyes of the Moon
Fire_Falcon22
Momothebrainlesspig
opal = undefined identity
speller73
Ultimate Jeeves

Still stupid. Still senseless. Still fun. See SSSS, v. 2007.2 if you’re not sufficiently confused.

There’s been a clamor for a dog thread, a cat and dog thread . . . well, we know where that can lead. Besides, we like all kinds of animals and MBers have an assortment of pets, so why stop there?

(We could have been consistent and called this Pets 2007.1, since there was a Pets thread in 2006, but we felt the urge to alliterate. And we’re simply not all that consistent. Anyway, there’s no need to restrict the discussion to pets, so a different title makes sense after all.)

Lines poetical and lyrical by the bards of the blog. Continued from 2007.1.

Prarilius Canix suggested we needed a new Suggestion Box. The last one was in October. Submit your ideas for new threads or whatever else comes to mind.

These posts from Part the Fourth give some preliminary details on the newest developments:

Let’s say there is a country in the middle of the Burnt Crust Wasteland (which is south of Museica and north of Muserland) that wants to conquer the Musiverse. On the days when people are feeling a little bit evil, they can release their impulses by becoming a leader of this country, and when they’re feeling good, they can be on the side of Muserland or Museica. So there will be an intermittent pie war, to keep us from getting bored, but not a constant, all-consuming one.

There are several regions in it.
Hottpincbunniland- The largest region, where the cute Bunnius nicegoodus is ruled by the tyrannical Bunnius evilus. The fact that the species look identical only confuses us more.
Tiffanlaneia- A place where Muse is banned, inhabited by gossip-mongering cell-phone zombies. Seventeen and People are the only magazines allowed.
Pellikokona- Ruled by an evil clone of Kokopelli, it is a wasteland filled with Pie Barbarians who pie not for fun, but out of cruelty.
These horrible countries form the Triple Alliance of Misery (TAM), which is constantly scheming to conquer Museica and Muserland.

Here are some maps of Muserland:

Shadowkat’s description:

Hey, guys, I think I have a great idea for an RRR!!! Just maybe… Ok so the main plot would be however-many-MBers-participate (or just a few) characters, and no one would ever meet, except in Dreamland…I mean that literally. The characters would see each other in dreams, and dreams only. In their dreams (or this one big dream), each character would have ONE power…just one, and they would all use these powers to defeat Nightmares, or creatures therefrom. The point would be that kids are no longer only having their own nightmares, but the boundaries have been broken down, and kids are having nightmares that weren’t meant for them to have. The story could also include parts of the characters’ daily lives, and it wouldn’t be written in letters, or anything, but characters could only be controlled by the MBer who came up with them…make sense?

Newcomers may wish to begin reading at comment #79 to get the general idea then jump down to comment #205 for a compilation of the first story segments.

“Shirt” and “skirt” both derive from the same word. If that’s not sufficiently random, you’re certain to find something suitable on this thread. Continued from v. 2007.1.

WATERSHIP DOWN
(As abridged by Em: The Adventures of Hazel & Co.)

SPOILER WARNING!!!

Disclaimer
Watership Down Is an excellent book by Richard Addams! Go read! Now!
This abridgement is for people who have read the book, and so can appreciate it. It is written in the style of a script, as one would animate or draw in cartoon style, but is actually written to be read this way.

All of the wonderful characters are not duly represented in this work, especially Blackberry, Silver and Dandelion. All of the wonderful aspects of rabbit psychology are also not present, neither are Fiver’s weird visions, or any of the El-ahrairah stories, or the wonderful Lapine language. A lot of creative license has been taken with who said what, and other such small details.

PART 1: THE JOURNEY

Fiver: We’re all gonna die.

Hazel: Says who?

Fiver: Says me.

Thearah: Halloo?

Fiver: We’re all gonna die.

Thearah: That’s nice.

Fiver: No, I’m being serious. Bad things will happen to us.

Thearah: Maybe if I ignore them, they’ll go away.

Hazel: We’ll just have to leave by ourselves then.

Co.: Yay! We’re coming with you!

Captain Holly*: No you’re not! Badbadbad! No abandoning the warren for you!

Bigwig: Fightfightfight!

Hazel & Co.: Runrunrun!

Hazel & Co: Ohgoshlookit! River!

Hazel: Everybody swim!

Fiver & Pipkin: We are the weaklings. Fear us.

Hazel: Dang it, we can’t leave the weaklings behind, now can we?

Bigwig: Ohgoshlookit! Big scary dog! We’ll have to leave them!

Hazel: But we might need them later.

Blackberry: Being the smart bunny, I just came up with a clever plan.

Bigwig: I don’t understand it, therefore it won’t work.

Fiver: Being the psychic bunny, I do.

Bigwig: Ooooooh! It worked! You’re all so smart!

Hazel: Foreshadowing…

Hawbit, Speedwell & Acorn: We shall be jerks and rebel!

Bigwig: Badbadbad!

Hazel & Co.: Scary dark marshy place!

Fiver: Which of course means we shall have to cross it.

Co.: Darn.

Hazel: Do it anyway.

Hazel: Augh foggy…

Co.: Yeah, we made it! You are so smart, Hazel!

Fiver: Hello? Doesn’t anyone ever give me any credit?

Co.: Nice place, we shall stay here.

Fiver: No, we have to keep going.

Freakishly Weird Bunnies: We are freakishly weird and unnatural! Come be freakishly weird with us!

Hazel & Co.: Funfunfun!

Fiver: Argh! No! Runaway!

Hazel & Bigwig: No, you must come be weird with us.

Fiver: Darn.

Bigwig: Augh! Rabbit trap!

Freakishly Weird Bunnies: Oh yeah, and we forgot to mention that you might get killed unexpectedly at any moment. But it’s a small price to pay for our wonderful lifestyle.

Hazel & Co.: Runaway!

Fiver: Next time we listen to me.

Bigwig: Dead.

Hazel & Co.: No! Poor Bigwig!

Bigwig: Alive now.

Hazel & Co.: Yayness!

Hazel & Co.: Now we go.

Strawberry: I comes too.

End of Part One.

*The male rabbit captain of the Sandleford Owsla. Not the female elf captain of the LEP.

PAR TWO: ON WATERSHIP DOWN

Hazel: Well, we came all this way… I can’t read this, it’s all smudged…* blah blah… Okay, Now what do we do?

Fiver: We go up, of course.

Hazel: Up?

Fiver: Yes, up. It’s our destiny.

Hazel: But…

Fiver: JUST DO IT!!!!!

Hazel: Wowee. What a froody place!

Fiver: I told you so.

Hazel: Peoples! Dig a warren!

Co.: Digdigdig!

Co.: Chiz chiz! We shall live here forever and so will our prosperity and our young shall frolick and our does… Uh oh.

Fiver: Yup.

Co.: Alas! In our male stupidity we forgot the women!

Hazel: Ack! We so stoopid! Don’t worry, I have a plan!

Rabbit: Look Hazel, birdy!

Hazel: Quick, feed it!

Co.: Why?

Hazel: JUST DO IT!!!!!

Kehaar: (the bird) Me Kehaar, me helps you find mudders! *flies away*

Mysterious Voice: Zorn! Zorn! Zorn! All Zorn!

Bigwig: Scream, panic, and run helplessly around in circles!** It’s the Black Rabbit of Inle!

Bluebell: ‘Ello chaps!

Mysterious Voice: *reveals himself to be Capt Holly who we met in part 1* They all died!

Fiver: Big surprise.

Holly: It was!

Fiver: Well, I did try to warn you.

Kehaar: Big warren with lotsa mudders thataway, small farmhouse with hutch buns thataway.

Hazel: Righto, Holly, you take some bunnies and talk that other warren out of some does, ‘k?

Holly: You really think it will be that easy?

Hazel: Oh sure! I’m positive that all of these other pages detail our happy successful lives breeding and eating and frolicking etcetera.

Holly: Hokay. *leaves*

Hazel: And whilst they are gone, we will sit here and twiddle our thumbs… except that we don’t have thumbs! Aha!

Fiver: Oh no! I know what you’re thinking!

Hazel: You do?

Fiver: D’oh. I’n psychic.

Hazel: Oh yeah. Well anyways, I can’t look weak and lazy while the others are out saving our hides! We must go get those other bunnies!

Fiver:

Hazel: Let us go see about these hutch bunnies.

Hazel: Erm…kitty…doggie…hutch bunnies! Hello bunnies!

Hutch Buns: Um..ok.

Hazel: Come with us!

Hutch Buns: ‘K.

Car: ROOOOAAARRR!

Dandelion: Run!

Dude(human): Oh dang it! How did the bunnies get out?

Other Dude: Look woild ones!

Dude; *shoots hazel*

Hazel: Ouch.

Other Bunnies: Where’s Hazel?

Dandelion:…

Dandelion: He fell behind.

Co.:…

Co.: We’ll keep to the code.

*all go back with ¾ hutch buns, but the 4th was a buck, so he so he doesn’t matter*

Co: Hazel-

Fiver: Je sais***.

Holly&Co.: *come back, looking worse for wear. Everyone is generally depressed*

Fiver: *has a really strange vision*

Fiver: He was just resting!

Blackberry:

Meanwhile…

Holly; We went to the warren, they called themselves Efrafa, they were weird, they were probably a metaphor for some country or political ideal back in 1972, they didn’t like us, we barely escaped with our lives.

Blackberry: Hazel’s alive!

Co: W00T!!!

Fiver: And from now on, everyone shall listen to me when I say I have a bad feeling, capiche?

Hazel and Co: *meekly* Yes mother.

Hazel: 15 males and 2 females… yeah, this is gonna work real well. We need to go back to Efrafa.

Holly: Did you not just hear me?

Hazel: Don’t worry, you’re not coming. I have a plan. dunh dunh dunh…

Fiver: Hey, it’s mostly my plan!

Hazel: Shaddup, you’re ruining my dramatic moment.

End of Part Two

*Yesh, Em cannot read her notes
**©Ebethy
***Trans: ‘I know’

PART THREE: EFRAFA

Take a look. “Musery Loves Company” (http://www.cafepress.com/musery).

If you don’t see what you want, let us know. CaféPress has expanded their product line to include many more t-shirt colors, v-necks, and other items, and we’re still adding them to the line up.

Take a look before we upload it to CaféPress.

Note there have been some minor edits for clarity and space. Mostly, that means I cut out words that would be too tiny to read and removed solid black backgrounds because they didn’t harmonize well with the other signatures.

The above has been updated to include the corrected version of RtH’s signature and some minor rearrangements.