Welcome, Newcomers! (December 2007)
Bedazzled, bemused,
Then this is the place you should visit.
Just bring us your questions,
And heed our suggestions.
There! That isn’t scary, now is it?
If you feel quite at ease,
Come in anyway, please.
The reception you get might surprise you
As each blogger, completing
Our time-honored greeting,
Cries, “Hail, fellow Muser!” and pies you.
Please read The Rules. You might also glance at The HG2MB (Hitchhiker’s Guide to MuseBlog), which contains helpful hints regarding local customs, lingo, and other peculiarities of the blog; smiley information included.